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DBF Community-Made Battle Royale is a What-If? Death Battle written by 14 members of the DBF Community, featuring Archie Sonic, Mikado Sannoji, Heisei Godzilla, Slenderman and Cole Turner.
Description (RandomDudeWhoDoesStuff)[]
You have heard of Battle Royales with user's favorite characters. You might have also heard of Royales where everyone writes their own analysis. But have you heard of a Royale where every section is written by somebody else? 5 characters duke it out in this collaboration battle! Who will win? That is for 4 other people to decide!
Interlude (StarRiskLtd)[]
(Cue: Wiz And Boomstick)
Wiz: The death battle fanon wiki is Packed to the brim with users. probably thousands.
Boomstick: And these users sometimes combine their talents and fuse it all into one big battle Royale!
Wiz: Archie Sonic, the mightiest of all of the Sonics!
Boomstick: Mikado Sannoji, The highly powerful Virtual wizard!
Wiz: Heisei Godzilla, The Compassionate and Mutated Anti-Hero
Boomstick: Slenderman, the Urban Legend with a blank face
Wiz: And Cole Turner, the mortal possessed by a demonic source of true evil
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's out job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Is Archie Sonic Way Past Cool? (Javenplayz253)[]
(Cue: Sonic Forces "World Map")
Weegee: "Welcome to earth!"
Sanic: "Yeah We Have lots here! Like Las Vegas, Japan and- Is that a bomb?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Weegee: "Said Bomb wiped out most of humanity and mutated all the animals to gain human like features the first age was called the Age of fury."
Sanic: "And they evolved numerous times becoming more powerful, and smarter than the previous. Soon We reach to the modern age!"
Weegee: "Where everyone collectively agreed to rename earth to Mobius! The home of the legendary..."
Sonic: "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"
Both Weegee and Sanic Jumped upon seeing the Latter's Original Inspiration.
Sanic: "HOW ARE YOU HERE?"
Sonic: "I'm the only character here that can interact with the fourth wall!"
Mikado teleported behind Sonic.
Mikado: *Ahem*
Sonic: "Not Including you."
Mikado: "Good!"
Mikado teleported out of there.
Sonic: "Anyways After my original counterpart's game was Way Past Cool In ratings Archie comics called up Sega to do a Collaboration! And Made Me, Archie Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Sanic: "We were talking about you in unive-"
Sonic: "I Have An Sworn Enemy, Dr. Robuttnik! He Thinks He's a clever guy! But I Always outsmart him so many times in fact that I think I made him go insane..."
Sonic: "I also have some awesome friends! Like my little buddy tails!"
Sonic: "VERY STUBBORN Knuckles!"
Sonic: "And My girlfriend Sally!"
Sonic: "Sorry Amy..."
Sonic: "But I fight every day for these guys and a WHOLE LOT MORE! Together we are the freedom fighters! Now C'mon Let's get down to my way past cool analysis!"
- Full Name: Sonic Maurice Hedgehog
- Age: 17
- Height: 100 cm | 3'3"
- Weight: 35 kg | 77 lbs
- Homeworld: Mobius
- Leader of the Freedom Fighters
- Nicknames: Blue Blur, True Blue, Mr. Needlemouse, Fastest Thing Alive
Infobox: For this analysis we'll combine both pre-genesis and post-genesis wave.
ABILITIES (Pre-Genesis Base):
- Super Speed
- Defensive aura
- Phase through objects
- Interdimensional travel
- Air manipulation
- Oxygen Deprivation
- Fire Manipulation
- Heat Manipulation
- Electricity Manipulation
- Fourth wall Breaking/Toon force
- Instinctive action
- Damage Reduce (Self)
- Speed Amplification
- Acrobatics
- Pseudo-flight
- Underground Mobility
- Hacking skills
- Skilled hand to hand fighter
- Shockwave manipulation
- Paralysis inducement
- Molecular manipulation
- Skilled with swords
- Rage Empowerment
- Forcefield creation
- Summoning
- Plot manipulation
- Entering inside and out of his comic
Weegee: "Well Obviously lets start with his most infamous ability Super speed."
Sanic: "With super speed Sonic has shown to create defensives aura, phase through objects, and can travel through the Cosmic interstate with his speed alone whilst other people would need warp rings to do so."
Sonic: "Just by spinning fast enough, or any other of my body fast enough I'm able to create tornadoes!"
Weegee: "Sonic can spin fast enough around an person to get rid them of their oxygen"
Sanic: "Sonic can run so fast that he makes fire under his shoes..."
Sanic: "...Sonic can make incredible high levels of heat whilst running so hot that he can turn sand into glass..."
Sanic: "...And he can generate electricity under his shoes in order to make electric attacks!"
Weegee: "Now as Shown right now Sonic can BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!"
Sonic: "But if you want more clear examples here ya go!"
Mikado Sannoji's quest for luck (TheSmileyC1)[]
(Cue Mikado's Theme)
Info Box: This will obviously contain heavy spoilers for the Danganronpa Another franchise. Mostly the second game, but primary plot twists about the first as well as the second game relies on some of them. Danganronpa, as a mystery franchise, is best experienced blind. If you want to read this analysis while still having fun with the games, I recommend the playthroughs of Weeby Newz and Low-Key Downtown. (They have the best commentary in my opinion)
What is the true nature of luck? Is "just dumb luck" an accurate statement? Was luck never a thing and only fate, which maps our lives for us? There are several who would argue of this, but everyone would agree that the power coming from this luck would be unstoppable, turning mortals immortal and creating an unstoppable force that could save or end us all. Who knows if these were the thoughts of a young Utsuro, who became this very host.
Mikado: Ah yes, Master Utsuro's humble origins.
...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Mikado: Because you're analysing me, obviously. You need a bit more insight, don't you?
No, I don't.
Mikado: I can tell you're lying.
Damn it. Well, Utsuro was a boy born with what was known as Divine Luck. A power that would make luck bend to him, no matter what.
While some would think of this as a gift, Utsuro would call it a curse. It was boring, and he was trapped. His survival instincts meant he could never die. He was so bored he would change lives to kill time.
Mikado: Including orphans, like one you may not have heard of. Who am I kidding? You know who it is! Mikado Sannoji!
Not just Mikado, several others. Ones who would search for him endlessly, and also one who did find him named Akane Taira.
Mikado: I wish I was as lucky.
You know, I was about to talk about her essentially becoming his slave, but after that comment, nevermind.
Mikado: But let's talk about this Mikado guy. A man so fascinated with Master Utsuro he searched for him ruthlessly, trying to find the one who saved his orphanage from a fire. It was his purpose, his duty.
Look, I'm all for foreshadowing, but the third person feels condescending.
Mikado: Too bad!
Urgh, well he decided to do the crazy thing. He lit the orphanage back on fire in hopes his hero would come back to save him again.
Ok, Mikado, You’ve got explaining to do.
Mikado: What is there to explain? Master Utsuro came back and the fire dissipated.
Then he disappeared again.
Mikado: Still got information!
Fine. After this disappearance, Mikado’s search became more thorough. He learned to hack all in an attempt to search for Utsuro. He searched far and wide-
Mikado: Teach Pokémon to understand the power that’s insiiide!
…Please shut your mouth. He eventually found a researcher named Kokoro Kurokawa, who was a psychologist focused on emotions, currently performing very illegal experiments on her daughter. However, at this point, very illegal was Mikado’s middle name.
Mikado: So Kokoro joined up with Mikado to give him information about Utsuro along with another project…
An Alter Ego of Utsuro. An Alter Ego is a program based on someone’s brain structure, essentially making a virtual clone of them. Kokoro had the smarts, and Mikado’s hacking got the money. They eventually decided to test the Alter Ego technology on Mikado, creating a small virtual version of him. Which then proceeded to betray and kill him by hiring a criminal named Syobai Hashimoto.
Mikado: You thought I was the real person? Think again! Say hi to Mikado Sannoji’s Alter Ego! The one who killed his father and got his mother so obsessed with him she essentially became a puppet.
Creepy. But yes, that’s how THIS idiot was born.
Mikado: Of course, I devised a plan of my own to find Utsuro. My baseline code states he owns Divine Luck, so of course I had to!
Mikado then manipulated 4 other people with a similar goal to find Utsuro, creating the 5-member organisation, Void.
Mikado: Ah yes, the brawns through Hajime, the influence through Emma, the information gathering through rebellious Nikei and then the uh... um-, I don't know through Iroha.
Then Mikado set up a simulation called the Neo World Program and got the participants for his new killing game.
Mikado: The most classic Danganronpa trope! You're stuck here. Wanna get out? Kill someone. Then you have a trial, where a correct vote ends the killer and an incorrect one ends the rest, setting the killer free.
This all took place on a series of islands named Utsuroshima. (Sure wonder where that name came from) However, he specialised his participants. Him and the rest of Void, Kokoro, Syobai, Yuki (A kid that looked similar to Utsuro), Sora (A program made to protect Yuki based off of the personality of Akane Taira) and several people who were helping make the future better, the Next Generation Symbols of Hope.
Mikado: One of them named Yuri Kagarin created an AI named Yuri so I hacked it and renamed it Monocrow to turn it into the host of the killing game.
But why were you doing all this? How did this help you?
Mikado: Yuki seemed similar enough to Master Utsuro, and we were purposely recreating a killing game Master Utsuro was in in the past to revive him through Yuki.
That plan's more unrealistic than crazy luck powers or AI clones, you literally raised the dead!
Mikado: But of course I would. I gave myself magic to keep the rest in check in case I got found out early. And that they did!
Mikado mainly uses fire and explosion magic, or pyromancy, to deal with opponents. He typically draws a magic circle to shoot a blast of concentrated flames.
Mikado: But sometimes I prefer to cut to the chase, causing immediate explosions to occur.
He's claimed many victims with this, but his sadistic tendencies mean the theoretical most agonising way to die isn't enough for him.
Mikado: Of course! Boundaries don't exist to someone like me. My classic executions include heavy machinery to cause physical and emotional damage at the highest degree. They're typically reserved for killers, but I don't discriminate! I slayed that rule breaker Nikei with one as well.
A rule you set up mid-trial. One that he was not aware of, and didn't fit with the Killing Game.
Mikado: Look, I never plan to leave loose-ends. He was revealing too much. I might have done something similar to Setsuka too when she was his colleague.
...Why the hell did you include Kanade anyway? Gremlin kid who brutally murders anyone around her sister?
Mikado: Uh, I thought it would spice it up!
...You didn't know, did you? In all your wisdom, you missed the serial killer?
Mikado: The police never knew either! But, it appears we've ventured off-topic. Let's swap back to my abilities.
Mikado had more magic not just used for offensive purposes, namely flying and teleporting, bla bla bla.
Mikado: Let's not forget my perfect control of reality in the program. Space, time, mind, soul, you name it, I can manipulate it.
Mikado's also a mental manipulator, tricking people and making them do his bidding.
Mikado: Oh, hey, an actual compliment!
But he himself is clueless. Once, a guy made a place a little glitchy and it ruined his powers. He was then beaten up and chained to a post.
Mikado: Nevermind...
But Mikado’s final plan was put into action when he used his final and most powerful ability: Divine Luck recreated artificially!
Mikado: I hold much pride in this achievement. Through great manipulation of the program’s limits, I created an artificial space of divine luck that was later absorbed by me.
This gave him the greater ability to absorb luck, as well as the benefits the usual product would give. Let’s list some of those abilities off:
Mikado: Healing factors, complete bending of reality, unlimited power, invulnerability, impossibility of being hit, greatly enhanced combat skill, power nullification, unavoidable aim, immortality bypassing and of course, fate manipulation. Hell, as this was the crux of my plan, resurrection!
Yeah, it’s really BS. I mean, it’s the only way he’s talking to me and you right now! He never actually breaks the fourth wall, only eluding to it. It is just that OP. Yes, I gaslit all of you into thinking he can do that.
Mikado: Truly despicable.
Shush.
Mikado: Heh, I’ll make sure you know not to shush me. Feats!
Mikado's fire magic could destroy the Monocruise, which is this strong.
Mikado: That's not it! My executions could kill those strong enough to survive that, so they are vaguely stronger.
However, if you want a more calculable strength peak, then let's calculate Mikado's reality warping. With his powers, Mikado could shape the Neo World Program into a new space named Utsuroshima for his killing game. This included adding a starry sky, which is solar system level!
Mikado: Stop stalling.
Ugh, fine, with the peak of his reality warping, Mikado could reset the Neo World Program, which destroys all time and space inside it, which would usually be 4D buuuut... there's more. In order to lure the remaining students away from his final objective, he created extra dimensions named Utopias. These are destroyed as well during the reset. It's implied Mikado made ones for everyone, but let's just go with the shown 4. Each of them has 3 spatial dimensions and 1 temporal dimension, meaning the destruction of them is 4D too. That's 5 4Ds! ...Wait, that changes nothing.
Info Box: Utopias ARE mental scapes, however, there is reason to believe they each have 4 dimensions. The temporal one is simple, they have a clear flow of time that matches the rest of the program. For the spatial ones, when Sora went to save people from their Utopias, she could step foot in and exist in these places as in the usual world. Her presence wasn't fake, she could be seen and could interact with the worlds.
Mikado: Well, 4D is still impressive, right? ...Who am I kidding?
Furthermore, he could survive the reset before and restore everything, as well as being able to act even after time and space were completely deleted.
Mikado: So with Divine Luck, I could finally win! Everyone but the re-allied Syobai was stuck in their Utopias. I finally managed to resurrect Master Utsuro!
However, Mikado's true plan was not just revving Utsuro. It was to steal the true Divine Luck and take that into the physical body of Akane Taira. Unfortunately for our least favourite luck-obsessed freak, Utsuro passed his luck onto Akane Taira in his last moments.
Mikado: I believed it to still be fine. After all, I was taking Akane's body regardless. But for whatever reason, the Akane personality in Sora gave HER Divine Luck! Then she broke everyone out their Utopias and, as if it wasn't going bad already, Syobai betrayed me! He guessed the password via the luck and then put Yuki in my body instead!
Since Yuki's body was reduced to his internal organs. Completely unrelated to Mikado, by the way.
Mikado: And then I was left in a dead program with Sora and Utsuro for eternity! Ughhhhh! I just want to kill someone!
OK.
Mikado: I'll do... you.
...
Mikado: You know how powerful I am, now die by fire!
Ha-cha-cha.
Mikado: Wha- Why am I a small ball? Hey, look at me!
Is that an ant? Well, regardless, Mikado intimidated those under him and would be known for forever.
Mikado: *back to size* For a reason! Even if I guess, even in my final moments, I still had to rely on my base code.
"I'm assuming you all know your places now? There is no hope in attempting to defeat me."
Heisei Godzilla: King of the Monsters! (Earth's Atmosphere)[]
(cue: Godzilla Heisei Theme)
Magu: In 1954, nuclear tests awoke a beast. One that would define the Kaiju genre for decades to come.
Vacrunch: It's name? Godzilla- hey wait, this is our test script for Composite Godzilla vs Composite Cthulhu!
Magu: OH- uh... right, here's the one. Alright, from the top! EH EM.
(cue: Stage Theme 4)
Magu: In the year 1984 (yes, not 1985 as most people believe), the mighty beast arose once more: Godzilla. He ravaged across Tokyo, just like the old times!
Vacrunch: This time, however, humanity did come prepared. They came prepared with a Super Weapon, aptly named Super-X.
Magu: Odd naming aside, this shit was actually pretty powerful! It mainly used the weakness of the Godzilla species as a whole (maybe one or two exceptions outside the main universes), Cadmium.
Vacrunch: Surprisingly, it managed to pull off a feat that hadn't been pulled by humanity since 1954... they actually managed to kill the bastard. However, through what seems like dumb luck, lightning struck the downed beast's dorsal spines, reviving it and resetting Super-X's hard-worked progress.
Magu: After taking down the super weapon, humanity had a last resort at the ready: Fucking trapping the Big G in a volcano! ...that's certainly something.
Vacrunch: It actually proved successful for some time, until 1989 came around, the Kaiju literally breaking out from the ground, only to be faced with his first official threat: Biolantte, a plant-like beast made from his very cells, among other things.
Magu: However, Godzilla actually managed to defeat the beast in relatively quick time! ...too bad for him we've got 5 movies to go before he's done with this.
Vacrunch: He's fought through King Ghidorah, Battra, Mothra, Mechagodzilla, Spacegodzilla, and likely his most dangerous opponent yet: Destroyah.
Magu: The latter of which apparently just fucking killed his son. ...serves that bastard right when he was defeated.
Vacrunch: Sadly, though, this was the end of Heisei Godzilla. He didn't leave without his mark, but it was a sad time to go.
Magu: ...however, Heisei wouldn't have gotten nowhere near as far without his array of abilities!
(cue: Bio Wars)
Vacrunch: Starting off with arguably his most important ability of all: his Atomic Breath. A beam of condensed radiation powerful enough to slice through buildings and cause explosions with ease, and is powerful enough to knock back some of Goji's strongest foes... they'll be touched on later.
Magu: There's also his Nuclear Pulse, an attack that releases nuclear energy from every inch of his body, mainly used to push foes back. It can also be directed to specific points in his body, like Gemstone Godzilla (his theorized adult son)!
Vacrunch: Godzilla can absorb energy, mainly radiation and lightning, but also more... unorthodox, broken as fuck sources. He can transfer this energy to others, like how Rodan did to him. And, in his final moments, transferred the last of his energy into his dead son, revitalizing the little Godzilla and mutating him into the new king.
Magu: However, even with that, Gojira has a more... unorthodox ability. Several, actually. He has a so called G-Virus, which makes anything that touches him or that he touches grow to massive proportions, like plants, animals, and more! Though, non-living objects seem to be unaffected.
Vacrunch: His G-Cells supposedly make him immortal, also meaning he kinda just... can't die. However, back to more usual abilities, he can survive remaining in the vacuum of space, the high-pressures of the deep sea, the chambers of a volcano, was unaffected by ultrasonic waves, and even resisted the effects of Ghidorah's Gravity Beams and SpaceGodzilla's Gravity Tornado. Like his foes, those will be discussed later.
Magu: However, there lies an even more powerful form of his... and not the one you think, we'll get to that in a bit. No, Godzilla can enter a Supercharged state, where his Atomic Breath grows exponentially in power, and he gains entirely new abilities!
TBA
Slenderman; Blank Face, All Powerful. (AidenRulz0828)[]
Haiden: The depths of the term 'Creepypasta'. A term used to describe fear in the form of video games, lost episodes, and more. Yet what power do they truly hold when every story, form, and iteration are combined into one singular being? This is the term known as 'Composite'.
Speedy: Basically a form of power where every last piece of media for a character is combined into one for maximum levels. And so the Composite fellow we have today is the blank faced legend himself, Slenderman.
Background[]
- Name: Slenderman
- Height: Between 6 ft. and 15 ft.
- Weight: 386 lbs.
- Age: ??? (DOB is 6/10/2009)
- Gender: Male
- Species: Slenderperson
- Is being Composite with everything on the menu
Haiden: Now it's no joke that Slenderman is a chaotic being, and we have to use every last form of content this guy has been in. Movies, Games, Creepypastas, Marble Hornets, EVERYTHING!
Speedy: So with this guy not having an arsenal other than his 8 pages, let's go over their various abilities that this guy has.
Abilities[]
- Intangibility
- Energy Shots
- Electric Manipulation
- Shapeshifting
- Invisibility
- Darkness Manipulation
- Size Manipulation
- Sound Manipulation
- Smoke Manipulation
- Fear Manipulation
- Fire Manipulation
- Cloning
- Teleportation
- Technology Manipulation
- Sleep Manipulation
- Mind Control
- Immortality
- Telekinesis
- Corruption
- Able to give powers
- Fourth-Wall Awareness
- Weather Manipulation
- Time Manipulation
- Resistance to Fire
- Disease Manipulation/Slender Sickness
- Possession
- Illusion Creation
- Mind Reading (Clairvoyance/Telepathy)
- Gets stronger if people know about him
- Toon Force
- Reality Warping
- Can create Pocket Dimensions
- Can control souls
- Slender Stare
- Impersonation
- Emotion Manipulation
- Memory Wiping
- Suit can become Armor
- Resurrection
- Can cause Earthquakes
- Hallucination Manipulation (Can create hallucinations)
- Water Manipulation
- Omniscience
- Omnipotence
Speedy: Holy sh*t that's a lot of abilities. Anyways, Slenderman has Intangibility which allows him to phase through objects at will, can fire energy and control electricity, can shapeshift and turn invisible, and manipulate all sorts of stuff such as darkness, fear, fire, emotions, TIME ITSELF, and a HELL OF A LOT MORE!
Haiden: Slenderman can also manipulate the weather, sound, smoke, size, sleep, disease which is his own Slender Sickness, hallucinations, and water. They also have both Omnipotence and Omniscience, can resurrect people as his minions, can cause earthquakes, can wipe someone's memory of anything, can turn their suit into armor, warp reality and squash and stretch themself like a cartoon. Slenderman also has Impersonation, which he can use to mimic anyone, can clone himself, can warp SOULS, can create illusions, can give and take away powers, can lift things with his mind, and can even corrupt people!
Speedy: They're immortal, can teleport and control minds, read said minds, get stronger if more people know about him, possess people, create pocket dimensions, is immune to fire, and the infamous Slender Stare which kills opponents right as they look into Slenderman's face.
Haiden: Now can we finally move on to the feats this guy has?
Feats[]
- Fought off Sonic.EXE and Ben Drowned with ease
- Can easily reshape fears
- Killed a guy who outsmarted him
- Is the driving force of many events across history
- When holding back, won against Evan
- Caused and was unaffected by The Dimensional Bleeding, which damages space-time and distorts/rifts universes
- By only using his tendrils, they beat a trained knight
- Fought Zalgo, who fought Shredder Monkey, who could destroy the Creepypasta Multiverse
- Killed Jay in one hit
- Can easily create dimensions and alternate universes
- With only their arms, beat Alex to severe bleeding
- Easily killed off multiple Cult Members
- Sent Jay and co. to a beach without doing anything
- Won in both movies and the series
- Defeated the Enderman in One Minute Melee
Speedy: So let's cut to the chase. Slenderman could easily fight off the likes of Sonic.EXE, who can kill off Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman. Eggman is smart enough to create various robots and is said to have outrun the real Sonic. Tails can casually lift 10 tons and Knuckles has enough force to punch through a large asteroid with ease. Meanwhile Ben Drowned, another one of Slenderman's opponents, has drowned a person that could breath underwater... wait how the fu-
Haiden: ANYWAYS... Slenderman is capable of reshaping fears to which the opponent can fear almost anything, and killed a guy who was way smarter than him. They were the cause of many events across ALL OF HISTORY ITSELF and even when he wasn't using powers and stuff he defeated Evan. They can survive time and space distorting and being shifted without any difficulty, and beat a trained knight with nothing but his tendrils. They could easily fight Zalgo, who had fought Shredder Monkey, who alone could destroy and erase the Creepypasta Multiverse, which has infinite higher dimensions!
Speedy: They could kill Jay in a single hit, can easily create alternate universes, and beat Alex into nothing but severe bleeding. They could kill off many cult members, send a bunch of people to a different place, kill off the entire cast of the movies, and even in an One Minute Melee episode, they could fight and kill the Enderman from Minecraft, which can dodge arrows in freeze time. Now while these are impressive...
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Medications can halt effects of his powers
Speedy: Yea- wait that's it?
Haiden: Specific medications can halt the effects of Slenderman's diseases, and while that won't help at all for the other combatants, that's how Slenderman works... end scene.
1'st Page: Don't look... or it takes you.
What extent will Cole Turner go to for his love? (Scarecrow640)[]
Sheldon: demons, beings of pure evil who exist solely to cause pain and suffering to all who they meet.
Deadpool: pretty bad guys, but don’t fret, the Charmed ones are there to protect innocents from them and all other sorts of evils, they’ve faced off against all manner of foe, to the point of having taken down the Source of All Evil on multiple different occasions.
Sans: but there’s one foe who caused far more problems than even an embodiment of evil for these three witches, and that’s partially because this enemy came not from hatred, but from love.
Sheldon: Cole turner was born a hybrid, looked down upon by demons his entire life for his tainted blood as he was trained in all manner of demonic abilities to kill his opponents with.
Deadpool: he can teleport between the realms of earth and the underworld, which function on completely separate passages of space and time, fire out energy balls capable of causing someone to combust, cause your body to be engulfed in flame, and even move within stopped time.
Sans: he had been taught by his demon mother to despise his human “weakness” and in doing so he became one of the fiercest demons in the underworld known as Balthazar, and functioned as one of its greatest assassins while utilising his weapon of choice, an athame.
Deadpool: that said, Cole’s human half actually made him well suited for what he’d be doing next, like many high-ranking demons he was tasked with infiltrating the human world as a high ranking lawyer, and that human side allowed him to plan in ways no ordinary demon could, he was so good that the source picked him to join a class of elite demons known as the brotherhood of the thorn.
Sheldon: but the source wasn’t the only one who saw his potential, a powerful group of demons known as the Triad eventually came to him with a proposal, infiltrate the Charmed ones, and eventually take them down, and they would return to him his fathers soul.
Sans: and with the amount of times those sisters get involved with the law, it was rather easy for him to meet them, however things then got a bit complicated when he and Phoebe met up, the two quickly becoming infatuated with each other, even if Phoebe didn’t know the real Cole.
Deadpool: and as much as Cole tried to convince himself and the Triad that he was simply putting on an act, that was simply not true, and while he was able to keep this mostly hidden, one of his demon friends was able to see this, and tried to force Cole to kill her.
Sheldon: yet he just… couldn’t do it, his love for her was too strong, and so instead he faced his old friend, but in doing so ended up injured and in need of healing, which ultimately led to Pheobe finding out the truth, partially due to the fact that Leo, their whitelighter, could not heal his demonic half, and also because that demon had told her sisters.
Sans: forced into a tight spot, the two were forced to fake Cole’s death, and in doing so he was forced to go on the run, unable to show his face in fear of demons and witches alike recognising him.
Sheldon: now before we go onto the next part of his story, now seems like a good point to stop and talk about what other abilities Cole could use at this point, as he goes through numerous changes afterwards.
Deadpool: good idea, he’s noted to have taken lessons with the demon of illusions and can even project the image of himself into anyone’s mind, even when he’s nowhere near.
Sans: he can sense magical energy, and some demons have been able to use this to track others across different planes of reality, he can teleport objects right out of someone’s hands and into his own.
Sheldon: he could resist the effects of his own energy balls and Piper speeding up his own molecules, and possesses an accelerated development that let him break out of molecular freezing only a few seconds after being affected by it, if that’s not all he was functionally immortal, in the cannot age sense, and has lived for decades.
Deadpool: decades he spent training in the demonic arts of killing and using magic, which in itself has allowed him to be highly knowledgeable on a large number of different forms of magic, and he’s even incredibly perceptive, to the point were he could figure out Pheobe and Paige had been body swapped minutes after talking with them.
Sans: he also possesses some of the big T’s in abilities, like telekinesis (moving things with his mind), technopathy (manipulating technology) and even transformation (turning something into something else).
Sheldon: and we have one final thing to talk about, you know that dragonball vs debating meme?
Deadpool: you mean this one?
This being a thing in Charmed (a universe you’d expect to be very hax heavy (which… well yeah it is) is really funny to me.
Sheldon: yup, well as it turns out, Charmed happens to also run on this logic, in that if the magic user is more powerful than another one, they can resist whatever they can do to them.
Sans: jeez, so how strong is he then?
Sheldon:… well the best feat in the series is pulled off at the peak of his power, and we’re still a while away from that yet, so you’ll see soon.
Deadpool: anyway, the guy would soon return a few months later, fully intent on trying to find redemption… while hiding away from a few demon assassins.
Sans: after this, he worked on redeeming himself in the eyes of the sisters and Pheobe, helping to save them from a corrupting spell that could have made them all into Warlocks, an occasion were he told Pheobe that he didn’t want her to be evil because that wasn’t the kinda love he wanted… hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sheldon: while initially rather hesitant to take him back, he was eventually accepted into the group when he helped saved Pheobe while she was being hit by effects from someone else who was in a time loop… pretty random.
Deadpool: and after doing so he would help them on several more occasions, from being a witness at Piper and Leo’s wedding, to helping Prue out with legal troubles, he was becoming a hero, that’s not gonna last is it?
Sans: nope, Cole eventually decided to go undercover to help stop his old group known as the brotherhood, but he eventually ended up getting kidnapped by his mentor known as Raynor, who through magical means goads Cole into killing a witch the Charmed ones were protecting, which destroys his and Phoebe’s relationship.
Sheldon: until he saves Phoebe when she became a Banshee, which makes her realise she still loved him, which led to her going to the underworld and tossing a potion at him that suppressed his demon sides influence.
Deadpool: then a bunch of other stuff happens that doesn’t really involve Cole that much, including Prue dying and the Charmed ones finding a half sister named Paige, who happened to possess Prues distrust of Cole amplified, oh though Cole did at one point allow himself to be bait for a Harpified Piper as those things are drawn to sinners, so there’s that.
1: The reason Prue was replaced was due to problems between her and Phoebe’s actresses.
2: The Charmed ones get transformed a lot, at least once per season for each of them.Sans: but eventually, the greatest thing that can happen to a couple happened, and Cole asked Phoebe to marry him, and if that’s not all, upon having to embrace his demon side to kill another demon, a potion is tossed at his Balthazar form, destroying it and allowing him to become fully human.
Deadpool: if that’s not all, thanks to the actions of the seer he was able to destroy the Source, and with the two engaged he and Pheobe could live their lives happily… right?
Sheldon: unfortunately-
Deadpool: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
Sheldon: there were two problems, one, the Sources existence isn’t just his body, in fact he exists so long as the concepts of hatred and evil do as well, he is the source of it after all, and two, the hollow doesn’t destroy, it absorbs, you see were I’m going with this?
Deadpool: I do and I don’t like it.
Sans: basically, he ended up absorbing the Sources existence into himself, which began influencing him, though subtly at first.
Sheldon: he became far more willing to do worse stuff, and it definitely wasn’t helped by the seer constantly trying to corrupt him, he did try to resist it as long as he could, but he would eventually succumb… almost, there was one thing keeping him tethered, his love for Pheobe.
Deadpool: yeah, that’s not what I would call what was happening, he did become the new Source, and rather than fight it off for her, he instead decided he wanted to corrupt her to the side of evil, hey Cole, what was it you told Pheobe when the Charmed ones started trusting you again?
Sans: and because he knew Paige would be the biggest threat to his plans, he opted to turn the sisters against her and make her life hell.
Sheldon: and upon finding out the truth, Pheobe… joined him as his queen, in fairness, the Source can influence someone on an emotional level, so that’s likely got something to do with it, especially considering the Pheobe already really loved Cole.
Deadpool: so much so that the two had a kid, which due to one of them being the literal Source of evil, and the other held a portion of the power of three, meant the kids birth would cause a severe imbalance in the powers of good and evil, it’s kinda why the Seer urged it too happen.
Sans: the kid even began corrupting Pheobe, giving her cool lightning powers.
Sheldon: thankfully this was ultimately foiled, Pheobe was able to come to her senses and the three sisters were able to vanquish Cole… until he came back, again, but she had gave his human self a page in the book of Shadows next to the Balthazar page.
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Deadpool: aww, that’s sweet, but before we cover his return, it’s time to discuss what he could do as the source.
Sans: he can cause curses, like forcing someone who isn’t allergic to something to have an allergic reaction, or manipulating someone’s magic mid usage to backfire on them.
Sheldon: he can use apportation, a method of teleportation that just looks different, and remember how we said he could send others to other realms, well now he can forbid them from being able to return from it.
Deadpool: he can create anything out of thin air, cause someone to just be crushed by nothing, summon far stronger flames (this time his fireballs have a cool metal ring design), create forcefields that burn and repel attacks to them.
Sans: he can shapeshift into anyone else, summon someone right too him, read and influence minds, control the temperature of the surrounding area, make you fall asleep with a gesture, increase his strength and mimic voices.
Sheldon: the Source can also use energy beams and blasts, cause someone to incinerate with just a glance, turn invisible, possess others and even trap you within your own mind.
Deadpool: which the Source had used on Piper, making her think she was just an asylum patient and all their adventures were just figments of her imagination, almost making her give up her power to be “free”.
Sans: he can also make portals, as if we hadn’t covered enough methods of transportation already.
Sheldon: his mere presence cancels out the ability to see the future, he can seal souls inside of other beings and can even regenerate after being blown up by Piper through molecular combustion, and to finish us off, all the powers mentioned previously were greatly increased.
Deadpool: of course as mentioned, this all didn’t stop him from eventually being vanquished, and sent to the demonic wasteland, but, something different happened, due to his unique makeup and being a hybrid, his soul was immune to the places usual destruction, which I guess means he’s immune to soul based attacks.
Sans: within this hell beyond hell, Cole was able to adapt to and use it for himself, and for several months he absorbed the powers of every single demon sent there, all with the goal of escaping, and eventually, he did return, with one single goal in mind, have Phoebe’s love.
Sheldon: he planned on atoning for what he’d done by trying to help Phoebe as much as he could, despite her no longer trusting him whatsoever, and for pretty good reason, I mean he had absorbed a vast number of demons, so much so that his own blood became acidic, and him no longer having Balthazar in him meant they’d eventually corrupt him.
Deadpool: but that wasn’t gonna stop him, like when he vanquished the sea hag with a single hit, who was powerful enough to generate a massive storm that almost flooded LA, or when he saved a future whitelighter, or when he saved Phoebe after she was turned into both a pumpkin and a mermaid (in different episodes).
Sans: but Phoebe still didn’t trust him, partially because he tried to kill her when hit by a sirens call.
Sheldon: that’s not the only thing he did, take the time when she tried to get a slumlord to actually make his tenants conditions liveable, he was able to figure out Phoebe had powers, planned to blackmail her and Cole, and then got obliterated on the spot.
Deadpool: yeah, guy was definitely a piece of shit, but it definitely could’ve been resolved non-fatally, and so, with the knowledge that he couldn’t have her, he went a bit… completely batshit insane.
Sans: so of course the Charmed ones had to stop him, but there was a problem, he couldn’t actually be killed, not even by the power of three, which is rather consistently acknowledged as the strongest source of magic in the universe.
Sheldon: that’s not all, it’s repeatedly hammered into us that quite literally no magic in the Charmed universe could effect him, which I suppose means we now have to cover his resistances.
Deadpool: you’ve got you’re various elemental powers like freezing, instant death spells used by characters like Sirens, Charon and the Angel of Death, the ability to make someone incredibly lucky or unlucky used by the Leprechauns (aka probability manipulation)
Sans: you’ve got mind influencing and fear manipulation used by best villain Barbas, whose projections of fear are strong enough to make anyone die of fright, time manipulation used by a bunch of people in the verse like the angel of destiny.
Sheldon: the become unseen spell, while it sounds like invisibility, the affect its had on what its used on actual hints at it moreso being existence erasure.
Deadpool: spells that seal, steal and cancel out magic are extremely common in the show, and the Power of three has even removed immortality of demons before, so you likely can’t remove this power.
Sans: matter manipulation, soul manipulation, sealing, you’ve got a bunch of other powers, but we’ve not even covered the most impressive stuff in the series, like the magical book “crossed, double crossed”.
Sheldon: which could manipulate the very plot itself around those inside it, and that’s not even including the blade Excalibur, which could permanently take down the Source when used with a potion and spell, whose existence was directly tied to hate itself.
Deadpool: so Cole is more unkillable than a guy who’s only able to be taken out by destroying them on a conceptual level… what the hell is deeper than that level of destruction?
Sheldon: well… I don’t actually know.
Sans: well, there’s a chance that being stronger could let you bypass it, but we also directly saw stronger magics can’t just kill certain characters, they had to use specific powers to beat them, so you’d need to be more powerful and have an ability he can’t resist.
Deadpool: yeah, and even being more powerful is a big challenge considering Cole was at this point so strong his power was even recognised by the avatars, who are so strong that seven Elders outputting their full power into one of them did nothing to him.
Sheldon: and another Elder, Gideon, was powerful enough to disrupt the balance between two universes, and Cole himself pulled off a very similar feat.
Sans: though it wasn’t just some power show, it was in fact to show Cole’s completed descent into madness, he needed Phoebe, and would do anything to have her at this point, even doing something he was directly told he couldn’t upon being given these powers, he created a massive wave of energy that spread across all of reality, changing it at a fundamental level, all to get rid of the one he saw as the reason he couldn’t have her, Paige.
Deadpool: that’s right, he made a universe sized retcon and turned reality into a hellish area just to have Pheobe.
Sheldon: only, it wasn’t just on a universal level, it’s time to talk about Charmed cosmology.
Deadpool: quick spoilers, we’re getting into dimensional tiering.
Sans: let’s start off with planes, within a single universe in Charmed, there are at least eleven planes of existence, now these planes aren’t physically connected to the mortal plane, yet some are still described as being above or below the mortal plane, so what can that be that isn’t physically? Dimensionally.
Sheldon: there’s actually more evidence to this, some are described as completely incomprehensible to the mortal perception, they’re separated even through time, and we even have statements in Charmed that directly talk about transcending dimensions, so, that’s 11 dimensions at least in a singular universe, now Cole’s wasn’t capable of affecting all of these, it’s how Paige was able to escape the affect, but this is less so about power and moreso just range and not thinking he’d need to affect them all, other feats in Charmed have done this.
Deadpool: even then, Cole also directly manipulated the time flow, and the realm that exists inbetween all Planes and connects them, adding two additional layers, and then you’ve got magic itself, which is directly stated to transcend all of this, in fact, one specific magic, love, which by the way isn’t metaphorical it’s just straight up an actual magic that has actual affects, and as I was about to say, also has been known to transcend this other stuff.
Sans: and then above all of that is The All, the source of all magic that sits above reality, and with everything else already mentioned, would possibly make it 16-D, and one villain the Charmed ones faced known as Rennek was able to absorb all of its power, yet was still matched by the power of three, so Cole being completely unable to be harmed by this power is just insane, especially considering he’d just got rid of it.
Sheldon: Only one problem, you see by fundamentally changing reality, he’d given up his own powers, so he’d made himself vulnerable, if that’s not all… he still didn’t have Pheobe, yeah.
Deadpool: meaning he didn’t get either of the things he wanted, and had lost his power for nothing, jeez, that’s gotta sting.
Sans: and so, the three sisters once more joined forces, and finally, finally vanquished Cole for good.
Sheldon: until-
Deadpool: MOTHERFUCKER!
Sheldon: don’t worry, this time we’re actually almost finished, anyway Cole spent some time in a realm between life and death, where he did a lot of thinking, and where he helped Piper rediscover her love and how to use it to breach the walls between Planes, and then we get to his time within the comics.
Sans: where he managed to convince Piper into opening a portal out of it to bring him back, where he sought true redemption by searching for the resurrected but missing Prue, and when he found her essentially became her guard and helper of other new witches, and then becoming her messenger when she became the conduit of the realms and caretaker of the balance between good and evil.
Deadpool: I still don’t buy him being redeemed, and neither did a few others in the verse.
Sheldon: yes, but he did eventually find a true redemption when he sacrificed his life to save Pheobe’s true love, Coop, and in those last moments of his life he came face to face with his old self, Balthazar, and resisted his temptations and influence, defeating his evil side for good as his soul faded away, for good this time.
Sans: as a final gift to him, Prue brought back one half of his fathers soul while Coop reclaimed the other, allowing the original goal Cole had always wanted to finally come to pass, his fathers soul now residing within his own body as Cole finally, finally found peace.
Deadpool: *sniff* you know, even with everything he’s done, guys story is still heartbreaking, I mean, just look at that letter he wrote for Phoebe before his other death.
Cole: Dear Phoebe, if I’m dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please, don’t cry. I was dead before I met you. I was born the day you loved me. And my love for you will keep me alive… Forever Love, Cole.
Intermission (RandomDudeWhoDoesStuff)[]
Pre-Fight (FNAFpro52)[]
In the midst of a city, it lays in ruin. Destroyed buildings, fires burning the streets, and a loud pounding that shakes it all. The air smelled of dust and ash, as debris laid everywhere. With an ear-piercing and iconic roar, another building collapsed as something large smashed right through it. The King of the Monsters, Godzilla, stomped through the city, letting out roars and blasts of Atomic Breath. Although the giant lizard wasn't focused on the city he was passively destroying. It was focused on a small blue blur that zipped around, expertly evading his Atomic Breath.
"Whoops! Missed me again!" Sonic the Hedgehog called out the King of the Monsters as he ran out of the way of another blast of radiation. Godzilla let out a roar as he continued to stomp after the hedgehog, angered by his survival and constant taunting. The city shake and suffered for this game of cat and mouse.
One of the few rickety buildings that remained standing had someone standing upon it, watching the confrontation between the big and small creatures as they made their way through the city. Mikado Sannoji chuckled quietly to himself as he watched the titan chase after the small blue rat. Gray dust began to swirl at his feet. He turned his head to see Cole Turner standing there, watching the same thing he was with his arms crossed.
"Ah, and one by one, the combatants show themselves." Mikado murmured to himself, turning his head back towards the commotion. Cole shot him a look with a raised eyebrow.
"What the hell does that mean?" He asked, but the Ultimate Wizard didn't answer. He raised a hand and pointed towards Godzilla. A magic circle began to appear by his finger and suddenly shot a large blast of fire towards the King of the Monsters, striking the lizard off-guard, causing him to stumble and nearly fall over. Godzilla turned to where the wizard had been standing and let out a roar. Sonic came to a screeching halt as he heard the lizard turning his attention to something else, before spotting Mikado and Cole on top of the building.
In a split second, Sonic was suddenly next to them. "There you are! I was wondering when I was gonna have more people show up than the lame lizard." Sonic said, gesturing to Godzilla as he stomped towards the building they were standing. Cole glanced at Sonic, before looking back towards Mikado, and then at Godzilla. He let out a sigh before evaporating into gray dust particles.
Mikado let out another chuckle before disappearing himself. Godzilla approached the building and spun around, preparing to smack the building with his tail, but Sonic ran off of it before the tail could make contact with it. Godzilla smashed the building, causing it to crumble as he turned around to see all three of them standing behind him, half a mile away from Godzilla, all standing in a semi-circle.
Sonic glanced between the others with a raised eyebrow. "Wait, aren't we missing someone? I could've sworn that this battle royale had five combatants, not four." He asked, glancing around the ruined city.
You would be correct.
Sonic spun around to see none other than Slenderman towering over him. One of the Creepypasta's tentacles came from his back and suddenly wrapped around Sonic, but the Hedgehog suddenly disappeared, reappearing several feet away. Godzilla stomped on over until all five were standing in one big circle around each other.
Godzilla let out a roar, Mikado chuckled to himself as another magic circle began to appear on the floor in front of him, Cole dusted off his clothes, Sonic got into a combat ready stance, and three more tentacles emerged from Slenderman's back as all five of them glanced between each other in anticipation. The air was tense, filled with-
"Hey, can you just cut to the chase already?" Sonic asked, glancing towards the camera.
What? No! This is MY section, I'm gonna make this as long as possible!
"I will admit, you are dragging this on longer than it needs to be." Mikado replied, gazing into FNaFpro52's soul as he stares at the camera.
Fuck you! I'll do whatever the hell I want!
Slenderman's neck snapped towards the camera, his blank face staring right into it as his tentacles twitch.
Please, I'd like to get this over with.
Fine, screw all of you! Just... gimme a second... Alright, FIGHT!
FIGHT! (Part One) (TherealHyperA2)[]
FIGHT! (Part Two) (GodzillaFan8889)[]
FIGHT! (Part Three) (JustaChecker290)[]
FIGHT! (Part Four) (Cheesypickles564)[]
Post-Fight (BreezingWinds)[]
Results (Ivan*kirbo)[]
Trivia (RandomDudeWhoDoesStuff)[]
- This is the first collaboration project hosted by RandomDudeWhoDoesStuff.
- The numbers in everyone's names added up equals 11591.