A Fanmade DBF Fight by FirxenC
Description[]
Murder Drones VS. John Carpenter! When putting whatever these two even are into a fight, who will come out on top in a DEATH BATTLE?!
Interlude[]
(Cue - Invader)
Wiz: Terror. Terror is everywhere, and even in some.. things.
Boomstick: Like in Cyn, First Host of the Absolute Solver.
Wiz: And in.. The Thing.. which is.. a thing, that isn't human. Yet.
Boomstick: Nothing as crazy as seeing your world be nearly terminated by two abominations! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Cyn is Absolutely on DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue - Bite Me)
Wiz: One of the greatest achievements of technology is making robot assistants that can follow orders, never get tired, and will withstand all work, called Worker Drones. And these robot butlers, were made by JCJenson (In SPAAAAACE!!!)
Boomstick: Now, our story begins on Earth, in a mansion, owned by the Elliott Family! They're known for lots of things! Like.. Class! Tenacity! Being Alive!.. I feel like somethings going on with this story.
Wiz: You stand correct, see, the Elliott family has had their history of abusing and dumping drones. Worker Drones have one purpose: to work right. If they mess up one thing, you're gone to the DUMPS!
Boomstick: Yeesh! That's a little harsh don't you think?
Wiz: Well, it didn't matter to humans. Drones were just seen as robots without feelings, nothing really special compared to humans.
Boomstick: But there was only one person to show care towards Drones in the Elliotts family, their daughter Tessa. She showed care to her Drones, dressed them up, apparently dug up her dead family members to get hair to give to them? Is that true?? And gave them the names we know; J, V, and N.
Wiz: Now, Tessa was living a good life hanging out with her Drones, protected from her abusive family, but all would change when a fourth member joined the group.
Boomstick: The dump was filled with nothing but dead drones, but if a drone is not properly disposed of, it can apparently lead to something called a "Zombie Drone", and this can lead to some terrible consequences, especially when dealing with all the abuse of humans!
Wiz: And this "Zombie Drone" was known as Cyn.
Boomstick: I'm not sure Wiz, this is what you consider evil? I mean, look at those literal puppy eyes!
Boomstick: Well, maybe I see what you mean. Apparently, she is an eldritch monster, and her body is controlled by the Absolute Solver.
Wiz: The Solver can be best described as an artificial intelligence program of unknown origin that seeks to consume entire worlds in order to satiate its "hunger" by creating singularities that destroy the entire planet. And now, the Solver was taking advantage of this body, and ready to strike and massacre the night of the Gala at the Elliotts mansion.
Boomstick: Cyn had one task on mind and it was to wipe out the disease she knew as humanity.
Wiz: It was up to Tessa and her drones to stop Cyn and this virus, which.. failed and ended up with Cyn massacring the gala. Afterward, JcJenson employees arrived at the manor after the massacre, and were left in shock to see Tessa as the sole survivor. But, it ended up being told that Cyn killed Tessa and used her as a human skin suit.
Boomstick: The only response Cyn gave to Tessa during the massacre was that "she didn't have to see this".
Wiz: Cyn is a virus with some incredible power, so it would be very hard to get some form of a happy ending from her.
Boomstick: And definitely hard to get rid of her! I mean, she literally exploded Earth and multiple other planets!
Wiz: Not only that, she caused the Copper 9 explosion. Twice.
Boomstick: Cyn has also had lots of history of tricking lots of the drones. Like, she tricked Uzi, N, V, and J right to her trap while being disguised as human suit Tessa!
Wiz: She mind controlled Uzi and other Worker Drones, fooled Serial Designation N before an attempted execution, killed Doll while on a weakened state, and eliminated almost all of humanity.
Boomstick: It also turns out that Cyn was responsible for the deployment of the Disassembly Drones on Copper 9.
Wiz: Remember, Cyn was able to almost defeat the Disassembly Drones, which are incredibly powerful Drones. To put it short, they can transform their arms into mainly any type of weapon, can regenerate, fly at insane speeds, and have their tails filled with nanite acid that could melt down any drone.
Boomstick: It's also been shown that Cyn can turn into a hologram of any of her victims and even copy their voices.
Wiz: Cyn is great at sneaking around, too. Her eldritch form can even be used as a sneaking tactic, as she can apply bioluminescence that can make her invisible to the human or Drone eye under specific lighting.
It's best to say that Cyn is monster that humanity created and caused, and all of this and the Absolute Solver could have been prevented if humans just weren't so careless.
The scene cuts.
[Tessa, Remember, you didn't have to-]
The scene closes.
What even is The Thing, and why is it on DEATH BATTLE!?[]
(Cue - Snowfall of Humanity)
Wiz: The year was 1982, and a helicopter is flying hurriedly towards a husky in Antarctica. Grenades and shots are fired at the dog, hoping to kill it, until the dog runs into a American research base, Outpost 31, where a 12-man research group crew are getting ready for the upcoming winter.
Boomstick: A husky? Really? This is what you call an abomination?
Wiz: We haven't gotten there yet. The husky was locked in a dog kennel with the team's sled dogs. All hell breaks loose as all the other dogs react with fear to the new addition, growling and snarling. This new dog suddenly transforms into a hideous creature with tentacles and crab legs, and begins attacking all of the other dogs. The incident is discovered by dog handler, Clark, who watches horrified.
Boomstick: NOW I SEE WHY YOU CALL IT AN ABOMINATION! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD HURT THOSE POOR DOGGIES?!
Wiz: Now, Mac hears the cries of the sled dogs, and sounds the fire alarm, waking up the entire camp to see this hideous dog-like creature consuming the other dogs. Part of the creature separates and goes onto the roof-
Boomstick: The team begins firing at it, then burns it down with a flamethrower! An autopsy is done by Blair on this thing's remains to reveal it's secrets..
Wiz: It's not just a thing, Boomstick. It's The Thing.
Wiz: As a parasitic life form, the Thing seeks to absorb and assimilate any nearby life-form native to whatever planet it arrives on.
Boomstick: This can enable the parasite to gain shelter and be able to adapt for virtually any environment that can sustain multi-cellular, complex life, which is its principle food and host source!
Wiz: Each individual cell of this creature is both part of a singular multi-cellular lifeform and a distinct, independent entity at the same time. Dual-functionality of the creature enables individual cells-
Boomstick: Wiz! Enough with the cell bullshit! This isn't science class! The Thing likes to invade other bodies for assimilation, so it can continue its massacre of whatever world it is in!
Wiz: The Thing can and will take any body, as it will just horribly transfigure whatever organism it's in to become a big threat.
Boomstick: The Thing is pretty damn durable too! It can punch down doors and walls, overpower and lift people.
Wiz: With enough power, it can grow large enough to dwarf buildings and trees.
Boomstick: It was even able to build a spaceship! It's smart enough to de-attach its head from its body and escape!
Wiz: A mere drop of blood from it onto someone is enough to start an assimilation. If it touched the sea, it could assimilate all life.
Boomstick: Its assimilation can devour cells, and the Thing is able to survive explosions!
Wiz: The Thing is mainly weak to fire, acid, and fire though. But, it could always just transfer to another organism. The Thing is a good sneaker, it could be hiding anywhere.
Boomstick: It's a mimic! But it can also replicate stuff that humans experience too. Like.. heart attacks.
Wiz: But if all goes right for the Thing, it could be the end for the human race.
Boomstick: You better watch out for the Thing's assimilation! It's a scary bastard who could be anyone, and you don't know. You.. You aren't the Thing, right Wiz?
Wiz: Er, no. Are you?
Boomstick: . . .
Wiz: . . .
Wiz's stomach busts open, revealing teeth and claws
Boomstick: OH MY GO-
Intermission[]
(Cue - Invader)
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BA-
The scene glitches and cuts to black.
[IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE. GIGGLE.]
Pre-Fight[]
It was a dark and snowy night, and there was an event going on at a nice mansion in the middle of nowhere. Multiple people were there, standing and sitting, talking, while Worker Drones were walking around, following orders, making sure the place was clean and listening to what the humans tell them to. There were some JcJenson employees there too, wearing hazmat suits, employing the robots.
Everyone is having a good time, until they made one mistake. Keeping a window open.
A husky peeked through this open window. Nobody notices it at first, so the husky jumps into the manor through the window.
The husky begins running around, and was doing what seemed like asking for food. Everyone notices the husky, and all of their faces are disgusted. Even the Worker Drones are just staring at it.
The husky still continues running around, until a man whacks it in the head with a plate.
"Get out of here, you filthy animal!"
The husky quickly turns to the man, and before he could do anything else, the husky's head busts open, revealing a tendril. The tendril then goes right through the mans head, and slices him in half.
Everyone went from disgusted to HORRIFIED. People are running around and screaming, even the Worker Drones are shocked at the sight of what they're seeing.
The husky-like creature continues to chase around everyone, jabbing right through their skulls, and slicing Worker Drones in half.
It's Hell in here..
Everyone is frantically trying to get out, but since there's a whole crowd trying to leave, this makes it harder for an escape.
The JcJenson employees are all rushing to call for help to deal with this beast.
The husky-like creature runs towards the horrified humans and drones until a robotic voice is heard.
[It seems you've started my job for me.]
The husky-like creature turns around, to see a robot-maid sitting on a globe.
Cyn: [Made this easier, giggle. Thank you.]
The Drone grins at the creature.
While everyone is trying to leave, the Drone locks the door using the solver. Everyone is even more terrified now that they're stuck with two monsters.
The Kennel-Thing
The husky then begins transforming even more. The head opens up more to reveal a disfigured dog head made out of flesh, tendrils growing out of its neck and back. All of it's fur goes away, replaced by disgusting flesh. It's the Kennel-Thing.
The Kennel-Thing lets out a screech, which causes some Worker Drones to have their visors crack.
Cyn: [Bad decision.]
The Kennel-Thing doesn't say a word, just growls slightly at Cyn.
Cyn jumps off of the globe.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!" A woman exclaims.
The Kennel-Thing jabbed through the womans stomach.
Cyn: [...]
[I see.]
Using the solver, Cyn quickly grabbed meat cleavers and threw them at the Kennel-Thing.
The Kennel-Thing quickly ducked, as the meat cleavers sliced through multiple people.
Cyn walked up towards the Kennel-Thing, until they are staring face-to-face
DEATH BATTLE![]
Part 1; Wolves in Sheep's Clothing[]
The Thing lets out an unholy screech as one of it's tendrils zooms to Cyn
Cyn quickly moves out of the way.
Cyn: [The fun is just getting started.]
The Thing grabbed Cyn by the neck using a tendril, and began bashing her onto the wall. Cyn slumped to the floor, as the Thing began dragging towards her, attempting to crack her visor using one of its tendrils. Cyn quickly grabbed a meat cleaver using the Solver, and threw it at the Thing's eye.
SCREEEEEEEEEECH!
The Thing continues to screech in pain.
Cyn: [So sad.. So bad.]
A solver logo appeared as Cyn grabbed the Thing, and threw it into a pile of people, crushing most of them.
The Thing lets out a tendril that jabs Cyn right in the visor, causing a light crack.
Cyn: [Ow.]
Cyn grabbed a chandelier using a tendril, and causes it to fall direct on the Thing.
SHATTER!
The Thing growls weakened, covered in glass.
Cyn: [You've served ẙ̵̘̭͔̘͓̹̪͚̀̔̑͗̐̎͑̂́͂ơ̷̧̨͚͓̹̱̜̮̱̗̖̊̇̈́͠ṳ̵͍̫͎̻̺̬̭̮̞̈͌̑͐̿̏̓̌̽̌́̋̓͘͜ȓ̴̡͚̠̤͎͔̜̬͉̭̌͜ purpose.]
Cyn kicks down a table, as a candle falls direct onto the Thing.
SCREEEEECH!
It burns, and burns.
Cyn: [Now I must continue my job.]
Cyn looks up at the crowd, seeing one man standing there, unphased.
Cyn: [...]
The man's body begins to have blood leak from his eyes, his mouth opens far, tendrils come from his back.
Cyn: [Damnit.]
SCREEEEECH!
The Man-Thing runs towards Cyn, and impales her with a tendril.
Cyn: [Grk-]
The Thing bashes Cyn against the wall over and over again, and throws her at the mansion bar, where multiple glass shatters are heard.
Cyn: [Ow.]
Cyn grabs the Thing using the solver.
The Thing lets out a scree-
Cyn: [And s̶̡̧̤̺͕̦̳̝͙̜̹̜͗̇́̾̚ş̴̛͍̪̰̱̫̝̟̩̝͛̾́̅̌̍̈͒̆s̷̞͈̍̑͐̏̎̀͊̓̒̋̃͌̒̔͠t̴͈͓̪̀́̈͗́̊ͅa̷̡̧̯͕̲̣̘͕͙͈̳͋̏̾̈͋͊̈́̉̏̌̉́̀̕͝ͅy̴̢̰̟̥̭̙̣͖̝̮͎̫̰͗́͒̍̃̿̍̓̿̈̐̉̕͠ͅ out.]
As Cyn begins walking away from the window, the sound of a crow screaming is heard.
Cyn: [You can't be serious.]
A digusting Human-Crow-Thing fusion flies into the mansion.
Cyn: [I guess that you still want to play.]
The Thing tossed a table at Cyn, who reflected it with the solver.
Cyn: [Giggle. Isn't this fun?]
The Thing marches towards Cyn, screeching.
Cyn: [You won't just-]
The Thing jabbed Cyn in the torso.
Again.
And again.
Cyn: [. . .]
[Y-Y̴̢̳̣̖̝̳̔̑̓̈͜ö̷͚͍͈̮̗̰͕̠͔͙̰̗̫̲͌ũ̴̧̝͇̯̹̟̰͚̠̣͙̱͖̣̫̀̎̇̎́͑͘̕͘͠-]
The Thing jabbed Cyn's visor as she fell to the floor.
The Thing grabs Cyn with a tendril, and throws her into the fire that burned it before.
Cyn's visor died out.
The Thing stopped making noise, like it was saying "Finally."
"Y'know, I gotta thank you for dealing with one of the monsters!", said by an unknown voice.
The Thing quickly looked towards the door, where a shadowy figure was standing.
The figure walked into the light, it was a girl wearing a astronaut suit with a JcJenson branded cap. She swung her sword right at the Thing, which caused it's head to cut slightly in half.
The Thing screeched.
Looking closer, we see a nametag on the figure.
Tessa.
The Thing angrily stares.
Tessa: "Welp, now I gotta get rid of.. whatever you are."
(Cue - The Knife Dance)
Tessa pulled out a gun and shot at the Thing.
SCREEEEEECH!
Tessa: "Gotcha! Now-"
The Thing grabbed Tessa with a tendril.
Tessa: "Oh."
The Thing threw Tessa right at the wall.
Tessa: "Agh.. No worries, I'll just get this over with."
Tessa shot at the Thing multiple times and stabbed the Thing right in the eye.
The Thing continued to screech in pain.
Tessa ran straight towards the Thing and..
SLASH!
The Thing's head separated from it's body.
Tessa: "Got it."
As Tessa begins to walk away, she looks back at the Thing's "dead" body.
It isn't there.
She's shocked to see a mans corpse begin to stand up, and the body begins to disgustingly transform.
Tessa: "..Seriously?"
SCREEEEECH!
The Thing grabs Tessa with a tendril and throws her at the floor.
Tessa: "ACK-"
The Thing tries to impale Tessa, but she quickly slices off the tendril with her sword.
SCREEEEEECH!
Tessa: "Enough with that already!"
Tessa impaled the Thing again, but the Thing quickly grabbed the sword out of her hand.
Tessa: "Shoot!"
Tessa began firing at the Thing, who was holding her sword.
The Thing walks toward Tessa, as it takes the sword out of its stomach and into its hand.
Tessa: "Get away from me..!"
The Thing slashed at Tessa's arm.
Tessa: "AGH!"
Tessa quickly grabbed her gun and shot at the Thing.
SCREEEEECH!
Tessa grabbed her sword from the Thing's hand and sliced it's leg.
SCREEEEECH!
Tessa: "I've had enough of that noise!"
Tessa swings her sword at the Thing's face, and slices it down.
The Thing is split in half.
Tessa: "It's done."
As Tessa starts to walk out, she hears the sounds of flesh combining together.
Tessa: "..Oh boy."
The Thing's body reconnects, and tendrils come out of its neck. It walks up to Tessa, MENACINGLY!
Tessa: "Listen here, I'm not sure what you are, but I will get rid of-"
Tessa is cut off as the Thing impales Tessa with one of its tendrils.
Tessa: "GRK- N-No..!"
The Thing sliced Tessa's leg with another tendril.
Tessa: "STOP! P-Please.."
The Thing screeches.
Tessa: "I-I don't even know what you are.. I just wanna go back home and-"
STAB!
The Thing stabs its tendril through Tessa's head, and literally decapitates her with another tendril. It drops Tessa's body, grabs her sword and gun, and begins to walk out of the manor.
Outside of the Manor
The Thing just stands outside, holding Tessa's sword. It begins walking away from the area.
Was it finally over? Does the Thing win?
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
No. Not really.
The Thing looks back at the manor to see the door being opened by a set of hands scratching it. The door keeps getting scratched until a hole is put into it. A hand punches through that hole to make it bigger.
"Oh.. yes.."
The voice begins to glitch.
[Get snuck upon.]
(Cue - Wanna Play GOD-ZILLA)
As the door is tore open, we see two glowing X eyes from the door.
Cyn: [Oh, poor Tessa. She just wanted to play.]
The Thing gives Cyn some "Fuck you." eyes.
Tendrils come from Cyn's back and charge at the Thing, one of them managing to impale it. The tendrils grab the Thing and bring it up to Cyn.
Cyn: [It's time for a real playtime.]
The Thing's tendrils grab Cyn by the neck, making Cyn drop the Thing. The tendrils bash Cyn against trees multiple times.
Cyn looks at the Thing holding Tessa's sword.
Cyn: [I believe that belongs to me.]
Cyn rips herself from the Thing's tendrils and grabs the sword from it's hand. Cyn then charges towards the Thing and slices its leg.
SCREEEEEECH!
Cyn: [Laughter.]
Cyn grabs the Thing, and throws it at the manor.
As the Thing is thrown at the manor, it begins to collapse.
The Collapsed Manor
The Thing lays there as Cyn walks up to it.
Cyn: [Did you have a nice trip?]
The Thing gives Cyn the middle finger.
Cyn grabs the Thing and throws it at the ground. HARD.
As Cyn threw the Thing into the ground, lots of rubble and smoke is seen. She goes to the pile of rubble to see a hole, and jumps into it.
The Mines
(Cue - Shattered Axis)
As Cyn jumps into the mines, the Thing is nowhere to be seen.
Cyn: [Lick.]
A man in a hazmat suit walks up to Cyn. As Cyn looks back and tries to attack him with her sword, he grabs it.
Cyn: [Oh. It's you.]
The man has tendrils come from his mask and they impale Cyn.
Cyn: [Grk.]
The Thing grabs Cyn's sword and pushes her away, into a pile of rocks.
The Thing's body begins to transform more. It's body becomes a blobby mess, it's head is a full set of teeth, it's arms and legs become sharp tendrils.
The Thing drags itself to Cyn.
Cyn: [Argh. You p̴̡͈̼̫̮͖͈̲̭̒̏̍͜ḽ̸̨̡̗̥̞̝͇͖͍̳͓̦̼͍̒͊̓͋a̸̳̘̙̪̜͊̽ÿ̶̨̥̲̬̦́̊͑̿e̴̝̝̣͚͚̖̻̳͖̻̾͜d̵̡̧͚̟̲̣͓̟̏͛̋́͜ well, Thing.]
The Thing squints its eyes angrily at Cyn. It brings its tendrils up and begins stabbing Cyn.
These attacks are reflected by the solver.
Cyn: [Oh, silly. Don't you know what you have gotten yourself into?]
The Thing stops attacking Cyn and looks around the cave.
Cyn: [This will make it easier for me. I have backup.]
Right as the Thing is about to charge all of its tendrils at once at Cyn:
BOOM!
It's all ruins and rubble. A hand rises from a big pile of rocks.
Cyn: [Huff. Puff.]
Cyn begins walking around the ruined place. She spots a pile of blood.
Cyn: [Seems it is finished.]
Riiiight as she said that, the Thing emerges from behind her.
Cyn: [Oh.]
Cyn looks behind her and grins.
Cyn: [Oh Thing. As I said before, I have backup.]
Cyn grabs the Thing and throws it up out of the cave, back onto the (ruined) surface of the planet. Cyn comes back up from the cave and the solver logo appears.
Cyn: [It's time for you doom.]
As Cyn says that, a small horde of Disassembly Drones appeared next to the Thing.
The Thing growls.
The drones prepare for attack.
Cyn smirks.
Cyn: [Fight.]
Part 2; The Monster Mash[]
(Cue - Deciphering Discord)
All of the Disassembly Drones charge at the Thing. Some fail in attacking, as the Thing just swallows them alive, as some do successfully attack the Thing, slicing and shooting it.
The Thing begins attacking multiple drones at once, and consumes them, becoming a drone-human hybrid.
As the drones keep shooting, the Thing just grows more powerful, consuming them more and more.
Cyn: [Seems we're having some troubles..]
A Disassembly Drone with gray pigtails then charged towards the Thing, bashing into and shooting at it.
SCREEEECH!
The Thing fell to the floor and looked up.
Serial Designation J: "I don't know what you are, but you're on the wrong turf."
J turned her hand into 3-pronged claws and slashed at the Thing.
Cyn: [Cheering sound effect. Good job J.]
There are some Worker Drones, far away from this chaos, watching the warfare going on.
The Thing slashes its tendril at J. Specifically her hair, causing a little bit of it to fall off.
J: "YOU BASTARD!"
J turns her hand into a missile launcher, and shoots at the Thing.
BOOM!
As J moves the smoke away, she sees the Thing just became a pile of mush.
J: "Huh."
Two other Disassembly Drones come in.
One is another female drone with short gray hair, walking up to J with a smirk on her face.
Serial Designation V: "I guess we lost a lot of drones in the process, but atleast that thing is finally gone."
The other Disassembly Drone walks up to the two, a male drone with short hair and a cap.
Serial Designation N: "Yep! What even was that thing?"
From ontop of a pile of rocks, Cyn saw the whole thing.
Cyn: [Good job, it seems that T̷̗̤̻͚͖̎̀ͅH̶̛͙̱̞̿́̒̀̀͗͒͋͂͆̒̅͠Į̶̯͚͎̫̹̩̼̦͓͙͙̗̗̼̏̓̑̈́͗̔̈́͂̚͘̚Ṅ̴̹́̌̏͂͒̀͛͑̈͘̚͝G̶̢̛̖͙̬̐̎͒̌̾̊̕͝͝ is finally gone.]
As J, V, and N stand beside the puddle, it suddenly disappears.
J, V, N: "?!"
Cyn: [Of course.]
V: "Crap.. Is that thing still alive and out here?!"
J and V quickly changed their hands into 3-pronged claws and grew wings to protect themselves from wherever the Thing is.
V: "N! What are you doing?! Do you want to be prey!?"
N's eyes widen.
J: "Uh. N?"
N's body begins to shake.
V and J: "..."
"OH SHIT."
His visor begins to crack, as blood and oil pour out. Tendrils grow from his back. His stomach opens up, revealing a whole set of sharp teeth. Wings come out of his body.
Cyn: [..Big Brother?]
THE THI-N-G.
(Cue - Trapped In Despair)
J: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
V quickly charged towards the Thing and sliced it with her 3-pronged claws.
The Thing screeched at V and jabbed her visor with its tendril, causing a crack.
V: "AGH!"
J flies up to the Thing, grabs it, and drags it against a tree.
J: "Listen, I despise N as much as the next person, but I don't know about turning him into some kind of eldritch monster."
J throws the Thing at another tree, and shoots a missile at it, and going through the smoke, walks up to the Thing.
J: "Game over."
Right as J said that, the Thing bit J's arm, ripping it off.
J: "OH MY ROBO-GOD-"
The Thing impaled J with it's tendril.
J: "GRK-"
V flies up to the Thing, with one of her hands as a chainsaw and charges right at it.
BZZZZZT!
V slices through the Thing, as it yells in pain.
The Thing drops the paralyzed J on the floor, covering her stomach with her hands to prevent oil from leaking.
V: "You're a monster! Give N back!"
The Thing screeches at V.
V turns her hands into 3-pronged claws and slices at the Thing.
The Thing grabs V by the neck with it's tendrils and begins dragging her around the rubble, and throws her into a pile of rocks. The Thing looks back to see Cyn walking towards it.
Cyn: [It seems you took B̴͖͒̓̊͋̃̆͊͑̕͘͝i̵̜̞̺͑͛ģ̸̨̡͖̭͈̼͔͎̗̻̝̌̈́͛͐̿͆͒̏͝ͅ ̶̢̧̦̬͑B̷͎̗̱͎̝̞̤̗̩̱͖̝͇̈́͂̈́̎̈́̕ṛ̷̪̪̝͒̄̓̍͂͒̈ő̷̢̭̹̦̝̭̲͎̬́̀t̷̩͎̫͙̤̩͕̩͈͇̳͝h̷̡̢̥͍̼̮̭̦̭̺͍͐͛̏͐̊͋͠e̶͖͉̺̤̯͂̊̅̃̆͘r̸̼̯͙̙̖̿͌͆ ̴̼͖̣͙͚͂̽͂̋́̽̿́̃̓̚͠N̵̗͚̼͉̦͖͔͕̺̹̆'̵̨̧̛̟̖̰̗̖̜͔̮͇̳̜̂̿̐̆̔̊͂͋s̶̨̟̜͊̓̀̇͘͘ body..]
The Thing stares at Cyn.
Cyn: [Disapproval.]
Cyn runs towards the Thing and slices it with her sword.
SCREEEECH!
Cyn: [It breaks my heart to fight you, N̴̢̢̻̞͎͉̗̯̹̭̪͎̂̉͑́̌͆̊̃̍̚, if you are even there.]
The Thing's tendril slashes at Cyn.
Cyn: [I'll make an exception for you, Thing.]
Cyn begins to slash at the Thing, over and over again. The Thing screeches in pain, as it tries to attack back. Cyn impales the Thing through its head with her sword. The Thing removes the sword from it's head, and charges towards Cyn. As it runs, V throws a rock right at it, colliding with Cyn as well.
V: "God.."
V looks around, and sees J slowly dying.
V: "Crap."
As V runs to J, Cyn gets up from a pile of rocks.
Cyn: [Oh, where are you Thing?]
The Thing emerges from a pile of rocks.
Cyn: [Giggle. Let's do this.]
The Thing ran towards Cyn, holding two rocks, and slammed them both right at her, but they were reflected by the solver.
Cyn: [Silly.]
V ran up to J, who was still covering her stomach with her hands.
J: "Ugh.."
V: "J! What happened?!"
J: "That damn thing ripped off my arm and a hole in my stomach."
Cyn is thrown at J, which ends up cracking her visor.
J: "Shit."
V: "-"
Cyn: [Ow.]
The Thing walks towards Cyn, as Cyn takes out her sword and runs towards the Thing.
J's visor begins glitching.
Cyn continues to slash at the Thing, ripping off some of its arms and legs in the process.
SCREEEEECH!
Cyn: [Enough.]
Cyn slices the Thing's head right off of it's body, and steps on it, crushing it.
Cyn: [Eager Beaver.]
V: "J! Speak to me!"
J: "V, I-"
Before she could finish her sentence, J powers off.
V: "J? J?!"
V repeatedly taps her until J's stomach literally opens up, revealing teeth, chomping V's arms off.
V: "HOLYSHIT-"
Tendrils come from J's stomach, oil spills out, a weird, lanky creature with tendrils on it's body and a face that looks like J's come out of her body.
V quickly moves back, since both her arms are gone, not much she can do.
V: "Oh god.."
The Thing screeches at V, until Cyn slices one of its tendrils off with her sword.
Cyn: [I knew you were still here, giggle.]
SCREEEEEECH!
Cyn begins slicing multiple times at the Thing, until it's head decapitates.
As the Thing/J's head decapitates, it grows more tendrils acting like legs, like a spider. It runs up to and jumps on V.
V: "GET OFF OF ME!"
The Thing begins to spit some kind of liquid at V, causing her visor to glitch out.
V: "W̶̧̡̨̡̥̫̦͕͓̱̝̗̙͗̏̒͌ͅḨ̸͍͈̙͇͈͍̟̼̳͂́͋̒̅͂̂̊̓͝ͅ-̴͇͉͓͓̤̪͘Ẃ̷̢̪̦͉̤͖̙͚̤̠̣̇̌́̉̌̓̐̄̇́̚͘̕͘ͅH̴̺̱̘̭̘͇͍̮͍͔̼͓͖͂̐͊̋͗́́͜͝A̶͓̱̼͖͎̤͙̓́̈͛͆̍͗̽̀̽T̷̝̠̳̩̘̠̙̜̉̀̽̋͝ THE HELL?!"
As V's visor keeps glitching, the Thing keeps jabbing holes in her body with it's tendril.
V: "S̵̢̝̥̱̫̫̮̤͉̟͉̮͂̈͒̔̃̉̔͑̇̊̉͐̐͝ͅ-̴̨̧̢̨̣̳̼̞̠͖̜̙͌̋̍͑͜S̵̢̱̟̪̠̗̓͆̃̽͒̂̐̆̕͝T̶̢̛̘͓̞͙͑͆̿̀͑̈͐͒́̐͘Ȏ̸̡̤̤̦̣͎̥͚̳̰̈͌̔̏̆̽̔͆̊͒̚̕͠P̷̝͍̫̼̮̝̰̪͓͕̻̣̬̔̂͒͒͂̐̌͗͌̈́͐͝!̸̡̤̼̳̹̦̺̣̜̰̲͌̑̋́́̃́̈́͒́͘"
The Thing keeps jabbing until it pokes a hole right through V's core, causing her to power off. The Thing uses it's other tendrils to rip her in half. Oil spills out.
Cyn: [Good job, you got rid of them.]
Tendrils come from Cyn's back.
Cyn: [Still gotta get through me.]
(Cue - Let Me In)
Cyn runs up to the Thing and grab it with her tendrils. She bashes it against trees multiple times. The Thing screams as blood leaks out from it. The Thing rips off one of Cyn's tendrils and falls to the floor. It begins spitting liquid at Cyn.
Cyn: [Wh-]
BZZT
Cyn: [Enough.]
Cyn grabs her sword and begins slashing at the Thing. The Thing screeches and Cyn and runs off, grabbing some rocks and begins chucking them at Cyn.
Cyn: [Ow.]
As the Thing runs towards the area Cyn was in, it sees that she is gone.
. . .
As the Thing looks up, it sees a whole boulder falling on it.
Cyn: [Sneak attack.]
The Thing screeches but then gets cut off as the boulder falls straight on it. Cyn walks up to the pile of rubble and smoke.
Cyn: [Hehe. Give up yet?]
As Cyn moves the pile of rubble, she sees J's head crushed, except the Thing isn't in there.
Cyn: [?]
A certain Worker Drone walks up to Cyn. Comically short, purple haired, with a beanie and hoodie.
Uzi Doorman.
Or was it really?
Cyn looks back at the Worker Drone.
Cyn: [Grin. I know what you are.]
'Uzi': "But mostly BITE ME!"
Right as she said that, tendrils come from her back, and her head splits in half, revealing teeth.
Cyn: [Oh Thing, you just love to keep going, huh?]
The Thing runs towards Cyn and slices through her eye with a tendril.
Cyn: [Ack.]
The Thing charges its tendrils at Cyn, and they begin impaling her.
Cyn: [Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.]
The Thing screeches-
CALLBACK PING.
CALLBACK PING.
CALLBACK PING.
CALLBACK PING.
Uzi's visor begins glitching, displaying the Solver logo.
Cyn: [Hehe.]
The Thing grabs its/Uzi's head and rips it in half.
SCREEEECH!
Cyn: [It's not hard to resist control.]
Cyn wipes out all of the trees to make a big battlefield. The sky is dark. It's all empty. Just the two of them.
Two minds.
Two hearts.
The Thing stares angrily.
[I think it's time for us to end this.]
Part 3; The End of Copper 9[]
(Cue - Hedge Of Tomorrow)
The Thing screeches at Cyn as it grabs her an begins dragging her against the ground, running through multiple rocks, buildings, trees, and even drones.
Cyn: [Grk.]
Cyn, using the Solver, grabs the Thing and throws it far away. An explosion is seen and heard.
Cyn: [Hmph.]
Cyn begins walking away from the battlefield, looking at the ruins of the planet. But as she walks by, she can hear the sounds of screaming and of metal and flesh combining together.
Cyn: [What.]
Cyn looks back at where she threw the Thing, to see the Thing growing.
The Thing consumed all of the drones on the planet, and became a whole disgusting monster made out of all their bodies.
Cyn quickly grabs her sword, and tendrils come from her back.
It's time for the real end of the world.
Cyn jumps on a pile of rocks and charges at the Thing, slashing at it multiple times. It doesn't work though, as the Thing is currently too big and powerful.
SCREEEEECH!
Cyn quickly falls from the insanely loud noise, losing her sword in the process. Her tendrils grab onto multiple drone arms, and she begins climbing the Thing. The Thing spots Cyn and tries to attack her with multiple drone arms. Cyn slices them all off with her sword, and continues climbing the Thing.
Cyn: [You started my job, now I'll end it.]
Cyn sliced at Uzi's head (which was at the top of the beast), and the Thing screeches in pain.
The Thing impales Cyn with a tendril, and throws her at the floor.
BOOM!
Cyn is on the floor, her limbs covered by rocks, her sword stuck in the Thing.
Was she defenseless?
The Thing screeches at Cyn as multiple tendrils come down and start slicing at her.
SLICE!
DASH!
Cyn: [Agh.]
As the Thing keeps attacking, the tendrils are suddenly blocked by the Solver.
Cyn: [I won't fall.]
Cyn teleports behind the Thing's head and..
SLICE!
It's split in half.
Cyn lands on the ground as the abomination slowly falls apart. Cyn begins walking far away from the Thing, thinking it's over.
It isn't.
A husky runs up to Cyn, and begins jumping up at her.
Cyn: [. . .]
[You aren't slick.]
One of Cyn's tendrils attempt to attack the husky, until it bites it off.
Cyn: [Ow.]
The husky's head splits open, and a tendril comes out.
Growl..
Cyn: [Let's finish this. Once and for all.]
(Cue - Heh, Nothing Personal Kid)
The Thing tackles Cyn, and begins mauling her. Cyn quickly acts back and grabs the Thing by the leg and throws it at a rock. As the Thing is thrown at the rock, blood begins pouring out of it, but it seems unphased.
SCREEEEEECH!
Cyn: [Come on, ê̶̝̝̝̑̇̓̈́͋͒̄̍̈́͛̚à̴̢̛̘͚̖̺͈̊̈̐̔̓̕͘̚͠͝g̶̱͚̰͚͖͈̜͉̳̩̭̹̭͖̹̃̄̆̿̍͗̿̑͂̕͘͝͝ė̸̡̥͉͚͔͖̯̌̍̏̇̀̋͆r̶̛̲͓̰̝̗̙̳̤̤͇̆͛̀̈́̌̎͐͠ ̸̡̺̫̩̼̞͎̘̫̬̱͚̘̑̈́͊̆͐̑͌̓̀̅ͅb̵̡͕͕̺̳͍̲̺̺̎̒̈́̄̒̌͆̓͛̉̋͝ȩ̶̨̯̮̳̠͓͓̪̹͈̿a̶̢̨̛̯̱̟̹̰͔͙͙̓̏̂̈̀̏͜v̷̡̦̣͎͙̭͍̝͉̲͔̥̈́͂͂̀̔̔̋́ȩ̴͍̽ŗ̴̺͉̩̰̺̯̱͉͒͊̂̎͛̏͋͛͋̀̏̃̽̓̕.]
Cyn teleports to where the Thing exploded to grab her sword, and teleports back. Cyn runs to the Thing and slices at it's leg.
It falls off.
The Thing screeches as it limps.
Cyn: [Hehe.]
The Thing growls at Cyn, it runs to her, and grabs her leg with a tendril. It bashes her against a rock multiple times.
Cyn: [Thing, I won't fall to-]
The Thing bites Cyn's leg.
Cyn: [What.]
The Thing slowly begins to eat Cyn alive.
Cyn: [No. No. No. Get out. Get out.]
The Thing doesn't make any noise.
Cyn: [L̵̛͉͇̼̱͉͓̟̿́̀͆̈̾͗̇̏͂͘̕͜E̷͎̟̩̱̼̙̮͕̭̤̩̹̟̍̑̀͆͗ͅͅT̴̼̒̊ ̷̛͈̒͊́͐̄͝M̸̛̲̼̱͔͙̠̔̈́́̈̾̈̂͋͠Ę̸̠̥̻̈́͆ ̷̡̛̛̩̥̯̜͎̗̘̭̺̰͎̩̄̀̓̏̈́̿̂͛͋͠͠͝ͅŌ̸̜̤̠̜̅Ử̵̛̳͍̗̈́̎̾̓̀̍͒̓͘Ṫ̷͇͇͇̥͎͓̱̬̏͋̀̍͌̕ ̷̨̻͍̩̯͇̤͖̘̀͒̈́̇̓͝͝Ḻ̸͍̠̖̤͍͚̄̿̈̀͂͜Ě̵̦͙̳̤̘͎̬̲̫̖̎̓̚͜T̴̢̡̧̮̙̳͇͈̘̲̱͑̊ ̸̢̳̩̪͙͍̣̫̘̀̈̾̈́̓̾M̵̡̹͍̦͕̱͕̺̀̏̌͠Ě̵̞͕̣̪̥͔̬̕ͅ ̶̤̋̍̾̏̋̂̓͋̇̀̇O̵̢̙͍̗͚̙̲̠͙͚̞̗̫̙͌̍̈͒͂̅͑̔̐̆͐̕͜Ų̶̝̖̠̈́̉̿͝T̶̢̨̡̰̜̟̬͓̯̤͓͎̏͊̓͛͗́̈̐̀ ̸̹͇̯̝̼̝̥̰͙̩͔̦̫͙͗̊̀͝ͅL̴͎͇̟̞̒̄͑̔͒̌̈́̑E̷̳̻̘͍̐̔͌͐̀͂̈́̚͜T̶̢̖̻̤̙̻̩̥̞͂͐̎̃̅͗̄̿͜ ̷̥̳̱̬̰̳̯͎̖̫̰͓̝̐͂̍͊̇̐̈́͐̈́̎̓͘M̶̺̞͉͉͛̀͊̇̌̾́̂͑Ẹ̷̢̢̢̺̙͎͙̖̤̻̤͚̩̖̿̆̓̄͆̌̌̊̐͋̆͑͋͝ ̵̝͓̰̬͙͍͉̣̋͐̑̔̇́͛̏̈́͆͘Ó̷̰͓͈̖̮̻̫͋̿́͐̄͆͂̍̈ͅŬ̴̧̧̱̻͉̆́̇̂͋͊̇̌̈́̑̑͑̊T̸̩̳̈́̎͝]
Right as the Thing is almost finished, Cyn quickly raises up her hand, and the Solver logo appears.
A black hole appears beside the Thing and..
EXPLOSION.
. . .
The whole place is in ruins. No life is to be seen.
Nothing.
Is it all gone?
A tail comes away from a pile of rocks, it was the husky. It's face was back to normal, and it seemed unphased from what happened to it, except it had cold black eyes.
The husky begins walking around the ruined planet.
It looks around, seeing everything is in ruins, no life anywhere. It just takes a seat.
. . .
The husky suddenly grins.
It blinks, and as it eyes open, a yellow X was seen on its eye.
[THANK YOU FOR THE NEW HOST, THING.]
[GIGGLE.]
K.O![]
Cyn just sits in the ruined planet, tail wagging.
Results[]
(Cue - FOREVER)
Wiz: Oh. Oh wow.
Boomstick: I've been traumatized!
Wiz: Well, this was quite the close fight, but also not really.
Boomstick: Cyn was far stronger and durable! I mean, the Thing can regenerate and take other life forms, but what the hell is it gonna do against the Absolute Solver?
Wiz: That's right, nothing. Cyn can just destroy everything in her sight before the Thing is able to even try and kill her. Sure, the Thing had assimilation, but Cyn has better speed, minions, literally everything else.
Boomstick: Cyn also has more experience! Seeing as the Thing was frozen for like, what? 100,000 years? I'm pretty sure it didn't have time to do any training, meanwhile Cyn has been doing this whole evil thing since before all humans died!
Wiz: Speaking of humans, she was quite literally the cause of all humans going extinct in the Murder Drones universe. I haven't seen the Thing do that yet.
Boomstick: The only Thing that the Thing had was regeneration and going into other life forms! See what I did there?
Wiz: Even then, the Absolute Solver could just take over the Thing's life, so regeneration can't do much for it.
- Cyn
+ More intelligent and better experience
+ Has minions that helped her
+ Way better combat experience
+ Better hax and powers
+ More intelligent than the Thing
- The Thing
+ Alive for way longer
- Less intelligent and experience
+ Regeneration
+ Master of disguise
- Not great combat experience
Boomstick: Cyn really just beats the Thing in literally everything else, it's no surprise that she reigned supreme!
Wiz: The Winner is Cyn.
Extras[]
The Fight Score[]
The fanmade fight score; “Assimilation Protocol"
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Connections[]
- Both can take "human" forms
- Both are the main antagonists of the series they are from
- Both are masters of disguise (The Thing is a shapeshifter, and Cyn disguised herself as Tessa)
- Both are considered "monsters" and "abominations"
Winner Screens[]
If The Thing Won (It didn't):
The Winner is The Thing.