Description[]
Two Raging Indie Game Characters Battle Each Other Who Will Win
Interlude[]
Boomstick:Hey Wiz Ever Played Some Rage Games Before That Can Be Annoying And You End Up Keep Dying Most Of The Time
Wiz:*sigh*Why Yes Rage Games Can Be So Annoying These And This Time, We're Gonna Put Two Of These Raging Indie Masters Up Against Each Other
Boomstick:Cuphead The Soul Taxman Of Inkwell Isle
Wiz:And Baldi The Psychopathic Teacher Of Mathematics
Boomstick:He's Wiz And I'm Boomstick
Wiz:And It's Our Job To Analyze Their Weapons Armor And Skills To Find Out Who Would Win A DEATH BATTLE!
Cuphead[]
Wiz:Once Long Ago In The 1930s In Inkwell Isle Full Of Strange And Alive Creatures,Though the Inkwell Isles possess many of high-spirit, none can compare to the most adventurous and boldest piece of china there is: Cuphead.
Boomstick:While You May Look At Him,You Can See That He Has A Mickey Mouse Like Look With The Gloves And Shorts,But I Mean They Arent Really Same Only Their Designs. He Was Raised By A Old Tea Named Elder Kettle Along With His Brother Named Mugman. For Awhile Cuphead's Life Was Good And Simple He Had A Bunch Of Adventures With His Brother
Wiz:While On Their Adventures,They Seemed Be Such Scared Guys Like When They Always See Monsters They Just Run Away Weridly
Boomstick:Seriously They Didnt Even Punch The Guys,They Just Like A Bunch Of Cowards Like Luigi From Mario That Seems Sooooo Scared Of Ghosts For Crying Sake,What Son Of Bitches
Wiz:Well Yes You Are Infact Right Those Two Seemed Like A Bunch Of Cowards Back Then,They Had Deal With Such Monsterous And Creatures Without Even Dying
Boomstick:You Have To Be Telling Me They See A Bunch Of Big And Scary Threats They Get Attacked By Them And They Fucking Survive But How Tho?!
Wiz:I Mean It Does Seem Like They Are Pretty Lucky Getting Away From Alot Of Things,Like They Could Even Be Faster Than Them To Why They Cannot Get Them
Boomstick:Well That Seems Oddly Strange,The Guys Must Had Been So Stupid *laughs* But Anyways After Awhile They Look Liked They Got A Break At Once,They Once A Devil Casino And Cuphead Looked So Excited And Interested,He Just Ran There And His Brother Had To Chase Him Down. But He Just Seemed To Have Already Got There
Wiz:While They Were In Cuphead And Mugman Saw A Big Table Of People Playing A Game Called Craps,They Had A Fun Time Playing Until The Devil Came In And Then They Both Started A Have A Gambling And Things Had Got Out Of Hand
Boomstick:That Scrawny Devil Had Told Them If They Had Win One More Roll Then They Get All The Cash In The Casino Which Could've Made Them Rich,But Bad Thing If They Lose Then Their Souls Will Be Taken As A Deal
Wiz:Cuphead Apparently Got Too Excited About It Cause It Looked Like He's Really Wanting All That Cash He Was So Blinded He Agreed And Threw Down The Dice While Mugman Was Worrying And Then Unfortunately They Were Unlucky....
Boomstick:And BOOM!,They Had Lost The Game,AND THE DEVIL SLAMS THE FLOOR Announcing They Had Lost And Agreed To Take Their Souls
Wiz:But Cuphead And Mugman Were So Scared They Were Begging And Pleading For Their Lives And They Told The Devil There Has To Be Another Way To Give Them Another Chance And They Had Got Lucky
Boomstick:The Devil Did Let Them Live But They Had To Do What He Says Which Is Having To Go Out And Collect Souls Of His Runaway Debtors Which Is Really But I Mean He's A Devil So Sure Heck Of Course Thats Evil
Wiz:Why Yes,And Then So The Devil Kicked Both Cuphead And Mugman Out Of Casino And They Were Running Home In Panic Didn't Know What To Do To Kill The Debators
Boomstick:And So They Made It Home To Their Grandfather Tea Named Elder Kettle,Cuphead And Mugman Asked What Can They Do Because The Devil Wants The Debators Souls
TO BE CONTINUED