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| Execution of the Multiverse | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 3 |
| Season Episode | 3 |
| Air date | 8/15/22 |
| Written by | TheDerpyPotato |
| Episode guide | |
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| “ | Sonic the Hedgehog! A family friendly IP with a ton of fun characters! But who says you can’t make him and his friends into eldritch horrors?! The vast array of popular, iconic, or just fucking cool Sonic.EXE characters clash to see who is the w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ w̶r̶i̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ best of them all! | „ |
Interlude[]
Wiz: “Childhood memories are something we all hold near and dear to our hearts…!”
Boomstick: “So that’s why when your favorite childhood classics get a bit of red on their face, you piss your pants!”
Wiz: “Sonic.EXE! The most iconic video game creepypasta of all time!”
Boomstick: “Lord X!”
“ Č̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞Ǒ̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞M̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̌̄̄̈́͟͞Ě̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞ ̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̌̄̄̈́͟͞Ǎ̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞Ň̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞Ď̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞ ̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̌̄̄̈́͟͞Ǧ̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞Ě̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞Ť̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞ ̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̌̄̄̈́͟͞M̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̌̄̄̈́͟͞Ě̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̄̄̈́͟͞!̵̵͓̫̲̭͔̌̄̄̈́͟͞!”
Wiz: “Majin! The Nishimura version of Sonic from Sonic CD, and also a big part of an exciting new deal we’ll get to later!”
Boomstick: “tails doll… a character who looks like a fox… but is also a doll…”
Wiz: “Sonic.EYX! The one-eyed monstrosity of the Sonic ROM hacks… that reminds me of… no, I can’t talk about that right now~“
Boomstick: “SUNKY! THE MOST EPIC MLG GOD IN HISTORY! MOM, GET THE CAMERA!”
Wiz: “Sarah AKA Needlemouse! The tragic diseased spirit from the VHS genre!”
Boomstick: “Fatal Error! The destruction of you and your famiHEY THIS WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT!
Wiz: “Coldsteel! Te supa best carater of all tim!”
Boomstick: “Starved! The Eggman with everlasting hunger and a birth defect!”
Wiz: “And finally… Fleetway Super Sonic! The arrogant, sadistic, agent of destruction powered by the might Chaos Emeralds!”
Boomstick: “These various EXE’s have terrorized many worlds and multiverses as we know it. But now we get to see who can make let’s-players scream the most! He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!”
Wiz: “And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win… a DEATH BATTLE!”
Sonic.EXE wants to play hide and seek in DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: “𝗪𝗲’𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗱𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰.𝗘𝗫𝗘 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗴𝗲.”
Wiz: “Sonic.EXE! A demon possessing Sonic’s body with blood-red pupils, black eyes, and a bloody overlay.”
Boomstick: “𝗔𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗻𝗼, 𝗘𝗫𝗘 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰’𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗲𝗹𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁.”
Wiz: “IT WAS ME, SONI-*OW!*”
DUMMI: ℕ𝕆, ℕ𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋!
Boomstick: “𝗘𝗫𝗘 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻.“
Wiz: “His entire Void is based entirely off of it! At least that’s what Boomstick told me.”
Boomstick: “𝗛𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀!”
Wiz: “Wow Boomstick! You sure do know a lot about random internet fanfictions from years ago!”
Boomstick: “𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲!”
- distant laughing*
Boomstick: “𝗘𝗫𝗘 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺.”
Wiz: “The bloody Sonic OC has a ton of abilities that’ll make your life hell. He can warp reality, traverse dimensions, corrupt souls, and even manipulate minds!”
Boomstick: “𝗘𝗫𝗘 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘁-𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰’𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱. 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘆, 𝘂𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿.“
Wiz: “With his ability to create, he can change liquids, manipulate types of terrain and transmute them, and even give soulless entities (entities that have had their souls erased) life to do his bidding. He also has a small blackhole inside his mouth that can absorb victim’s souls with ease.”
Boomstick: “𝗘𝗫𝗘 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀. 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆, 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗺.”
Wiz: “And he’s not even restricted to his realm, he can exit into the real world too! Being able to force people into nightmares based around their blackened hearts, at least that’s what Boomstick has told me.”
Boomstick: “𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗛𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗩𝗼𝗶𝗱. 𝗛𝗲 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 (𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲) 𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱! 𝗔𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲, 𝗴𝗼𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗼, 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲, 𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻.“
Wiz gave Boomstick a weird look…
Boomstick: “𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁?! 𝗜𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝘀!“
…
Wiz: “Ignoring his… whatever you call them. EXE has also never actually been in a decent fight with anyone. He’s more of a silent hunter than an actual fighter, so his combat experience against those comparable to him is severely limited.”
Boomstick: “𝗛𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗻𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗲-𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱.”
Wiz: “Also, he has no actual body. His current body is essentially an avatar. Now, this would be a strength if his true form actually had a decent power display.”
Boomstick: “𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝟰-𝗱𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻’𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀.”
Wiz: “Beware, or pretend to beware, the god demon himself… Sonic.EXE!”
Lord X prepares to eXecute DEATH BATTLE![]
Fun is everything with Majin in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: “The early 90’s were a different time for the gaming industry.”
Boomstick: “𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗳, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝟬.”
DUMMI: ℕ𝕆𝔹𝕆𝔻𝕐 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼𝕊!
Wiz: “And due to the simplicity, the devs liked to be a bit cheeky with their secrets.”
Boomstick: “𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗖𝗗! 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗴𝗮-𝙊𝙒!”
Wiz: “Shut it, Boomstick.”
Boomstick: “𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵... 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗖𝗗, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗧𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲.”
Wiz: “And the secrets they added… well, let’s just say that the devs didn’t really consider how their secrets may appear to outsiders… but before we go on! Make sure to LIKE! COMMENT! And SUBSCRIBE! For more Death Battle Episodes! Hit the bell as well, and support our Patron page!”
Boomstick: “Along with that, I’m so happy to announce that this episode is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 FPS animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Good luck and I'll see you there!“
Wiz: “The Sound Test offered many fun Easter Eggs, and one of them has become infamous for scaring people’s shit!
Boomstick: “𝗙𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀, 𝗔𝗞𝗔 𝗠𝗮𝗷𝗶𝗻! 𝗕𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆, 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝘀 ’𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.’ 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻’𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆, 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗽𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄!“
Wiz: “Now, Majin isn’t as scary as he may seem. Just a couple of coincidences led to him becoming the legend he is today.”
Boomstick: “𝗠𝗮𝗷𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗯𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗔 𝗯𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗼 𝗡𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗮, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 ’𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻.’ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲-“
Wiz: “Since Majin is literally just Sonic with Masato’s face, he should be capable of everything that Sonic could do. Sonic can casually destroy UFO’s worth 0.77 tons of TNT, and can run at 0.4* the speed of light!”
Wiz: “And to end this segment, i’m happy to say that today’s episode is here by Blue Apron! You'll love how good it feels to make home-cooked meals with Blue Apron. Blue Apron, a better way to cook!”
The Tails Doll stares blankly at DEATH BATTLE![]
Sonic.EYX *spreads* in DEATH BATTLE![]
Sunky pours you a glass of milk in DEATH BATTLE![]
Needlemouse shows you true suffering in DEATH BATTLE![]
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“W-where am I? It’s so… dark.”
“I’m starting to hear voices in my head… just stay calm, I can get out of this.”
“I’m on day 3… there’s no light in sight…”
“Day 4. My memory is starting to comeback… I hope 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮’𝙧𝙚 alright.”
“N-no, it can’t be! T-they wouldn’t!”
“Day 6. My memories are fuzzy but they are in-tact at the very least… but they can’t be true… can they. There’s no way that my closest friends could really… kill me?”
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“I think I might be losing my sanity… but I’ll try to stay strong. I need to make sure Lily is safe… even if it takes decades to do it. She’s the only person keeping me going right now… thanks for being a girlfriend, Lily…”
“Day… 250? 260? I’ve lost all track of time but I think it’s been a year since I arrived in this… hell.”
“T-those bastards! H-how could they?! Why. Am. I. Here. THEY SHOULD BE IN MY POSITION!!!”
“I hope Lily’s alright… I swear to 𝗚𝗢𝗗, if 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 touched her… I will bring them an incomprehensible level of suffering!!!!”
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“A light showed up on the ground today… it seems to be a weird glowing box…? It said the word ‘NEEDLEMOUSE’ on it. But the scary thing is that it talks about me, and what happened to me… it says I’ll go insane in the next 28 years, b-but I have to stay strong and sane no matter what!”
“What should I call this thing? Maybe I’ll call it the ‘Death Battle Box.’ It does say the words ‘Death Battle’ at the bottom…”
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“The DBB changed today… on year 10. This light… it’s so… comforting? But also terrifying, how does it know so much about me?”
“The screen says that I can do various supernatural abilities… I hope they work, maybe they can help me out of here so I can feel human again…”
“I tried one of the abilities it said today. I don’t really know how I did it… but all of the letters on the DBB changed to a different alphabet with just a flick of my hand… I can take advantage of this!”
“I tried out the second ability today, called ‘transmutation.’ I somehow got the hang of it and my body mutated into Lily. This is the only way I can see her… I-I hope you’re alright! I’ll get back to you no matter what!”
“Reality warping, dimensional travel, mind manipulation. What do all of these mean…? They sound powerful, super powerful.”
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“It’s been 15 years since I first entered this… void. And I’m losing sight of myself, I can’t do this anymore. I HAVE TO GET OUT!!!!!! I HAVE TO!”
“A voice started communicating with me. It’s taught me how to use these powers. I can fly, transform into anything, warp reality as I know it. I CAN GET BACK AT THEM FOR EVERYTHING!”
“ A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲-꙲꙲R꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲A꙲꙲H꙲꙲-꙲꙲B꙲꙲U꙲꙲R꙲꙲N꙲꙲.꙲꙲ ꙲꙲I꙲꙲N꙲꙲.꙲꙲ ꙲꙲H꙲꙲E꙲꙲L꙲꙲L꙲꙲!꙲꙲!꙲꙲!꙲꙲!꙲꙲!꙲꙲!꙲꙲”
“ I҉̡̯̺̜̅́͋̃͢͜’V̶̝̐̀͟͟͝E҉̰̰͎̆͞ F̶̵͖͚̯̮̤̫̿̆͌͋͢͟͡͡O̷̵҉̢̭͚̜̠ͫͣ͐͢͟͢͠͞͝U̵̶̸̹̮̹̲̻͙̎ͪͣͦ͜͡͞͡͡N̵҉̾͟͞͡D҉̣͍̓̎͗͜͜ A҉҉̦̣̤͔̟̩̋̿̏ͦ̈́̍͟͠ W̵̶̸̻̼͉̱̄͗ͭ͟͢͢͠A҉҉̦̣̤͔̟̩̋̿̏ͦ̈́̍͟͠Y̵̡̬͖̠̋ͫ̌ͤ̚͞͞ O̷̵҉̢̭͚̜̠ͫͣ͐͢͟͢͠͞͝U̵̶̸̹̮̹̲̻͙̎ͪͣͦ͜͡͞͡͡T҉̘͙͖̠̓ͦ͑̄͜͜͟͞. T҉̘͙͖̠̓ͦ͑̄͜͜͟͞H̴̶̵҉̨̡̛̼͎̫͓̒́̔ͩ͜͟͠͞͞O̷̵҉̢̭͚̜̠ͫͣ͐͢͟͢͠͞͝Ṡ̷̢̫̞̻͈͋͛̓̅͜͜͜͠͠͠E҉̰̰͎̆͞ W̵̶̸̻̼͉̱̄͗ͭ͟͢͢͠H̴̶̵҉̨̡̛̼͎̫͓̒́̔ͩ͜͟͠͞͞O̷̵҉̢̭͚̜̠ͫͣ͐͢͟͢͠͞͝ R̴҉̷̨̖̮̉͑ͯ̑̋͟͠U̵̶̸̹̮̹̲̻͙̎ͪͣͦ͜͡͞͡͡I҉̡̯̺̜̅́͋̃͢͜N̵҉̾͟͞͡E҉̰̰͎̆͞D҉̣͍̓̎͗͜͜ M̶̶҉̳͈̺͟͢͠͠ͅE҉̰̰͎̆͞ W̵̶̸̻̼͉̱̄͗ͭ͟͢͢͠I҉̡̯̺̜̅́͋̃͢͜L̴҉̴͙͖̞̳̜̖ͣͧ̑̑͜͞͠͞͠L̴҉̴͙͖̞̳̜̖ͣͧ̑̑͜͞͠͞͠ F̶̵͖͚̯̮̤̫̿̆͌͋͢͟͡͡E҉̰̰͎̆͞E҉̰̰͎̆͞L̴҉̴͙͖̞̳̜̖ͣͧ̑̑͜͞͠͞͠ M̶̶҉̳͈̺͟͢͠͠ͅY̵̡̬͖̠̋ͫ̌ͤ̚͞͞ P҉̷̧̥͚̣̉̓̕͟͜͠͞͠͝ͅA҉҉̦̣̤͔̟̩̋̿̏ͦ̈́̍͟͠I҉̡̯̺̜̅́͋̃͢͜N̵҉̾͟͞͡“
FATAL ERROR DETECTED IN DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: “The EXE multiverse is very wide and vast. Filled to the brim with mere prey-hey wait a minute… Boomstick did you change the script?”
Boomstick: “𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲!“
Wiz: “Oh, that’s weird. What I meant to say was ‘filled to the brim with cosmic destroyers.’ And among these beings was an entity known as Fatal Prime!”
Boomstick: “𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵-𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧’𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢𝗢!“
Wiz: “Wonder who’s doing this…”
Boomstick: “𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆. 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗹-𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱, 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲-𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗶𝗿𝘂𝘀-𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝘂𝗺𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗘𝗫𝗘’𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲.“
Wiz: “With all of that conquest, there’s bound to be some occasional accidents popping up. But no one could’ve guess the sheer power of an accident.”
Boomstick: “𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞ l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞n̸͐̈́͟͟͝d҉̴̷̧̢̛̖͔̤ͯ̔̑̄͢͟͡͠ h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠m̴̵҉̸̲̗̰̼͗͌̃̇͟͟͟͠͞͠s҉̝̭̦͚̑ͯ̌͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞ 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿!”
Wiz: “Fatal Error is an EXE who wasn’t really supposed to exist. As his name implies, he was i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠n̸͐̈́͟͟͝e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞v҉̨̊͢͠͠i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡a҉͖̟̜̞̂̃̑̽͢͢͠͡b҉͙̺̻̥̅̎͋̕͜͝͡͞͠l̶҉̰͚͖͕̍̈́̅͗̏̇͢͜͜͝e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞.”
Boomstick: “𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹.”
Wiz: “On the run across the multiverse, he encountered a copy of Sonic 3 & Knuckles. He decided to make the game his own personal safe place.”
Boomstick: “𝗛𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 p̷̸̷̨͙͙͇ͨ̌ͣ͋͟͢͠e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠f҉̴̥͎̰̰̒͌͛͐ͧ̕͜͝͡͞e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞c̷̶҉̵̢͚̣̻̲̬͑̑͛͐̀͜͜͜͝͡͝͠t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡ 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳.”
Wiz: “With the original Sonic 3 out of the way, Fatal moved to the multiverse and continued to make hellscapes out of all of the universes that inhabit it.”
Boomstick: “𝗜𝗻 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀, 𝗵𝗲’𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻 y̶̡͕̮͇͖͕̮̳̲̓ō̵̝̭͙̊ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑ w̷̡̲̲̞͎̣̱̟̰͎̐̋̒ō̵̝̭͙̊r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝ī̶̧͙͖̲̘ḡ̴̛͓̬͒̓̉̉̐́͘̕͜h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝m̶̜̍̄â̸̠̋r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜.”
Wiz: “Fatal is no secret to having cosmic powers and abilities. He can bend and twist any m̶̜̍̄ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜l̶̘̫͚͎̟̙̺̼̦͈̋̽̔ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ī̶̧͙͖̲̘v̷̧̬̽͂́̎̉è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ he comes across with just a few flicks of the wrist.”
Boomstick: “𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗪𝗶𝘇, 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝘀?”
Wiz: “Yeah… what does that have to do with Fatal Error?”
Boomstick: “𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙥𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨!”
Wiz: “…”
Boomstick: “𝗧-𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝘀!”
Wiz: “…”
Boomstick: “𝗔-𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲!“
Wiz: “F̷̡͍͔̺̙̊̋͋̕ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜c̷̡̪̘͎̻̦̀͑̒̈̂̿̑̓̚͜͝k̴̼̺̤̗͒͐͊͜ͅ y̶̡͕̮͇͖͕̮̳̲̓ō̵̝̭͙̊ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜, Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕ l̶̘̫͚͎̟̙̺̼̦͈̋̽̔ī̶̧͙͖̲̘k̴̼̺̤̗͒͐͊͜ͅè̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ Ṃ̸͊̊̈́C̸̢̱̗̟̍͗̈́̆͗͒͊̑͘͜Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑ r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜f̴̧̭͓̘̱̖̯͋̇͒̀́è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝c̷̡̪̘͎̻̦̀͑̒̈̂̿̑̓̚͜͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌.”
DUMMI: “𝔽𝔸𝕋𝔸𝕃 ℂ𝔸ℕ 𝕎𝔸ℝℙ ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕋𝕐, 𝕋ℝ𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕃 𝔸ℂℝ𝕆𝕊𝕊 𝔻𝕀𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ, 𝕄𝔸ℕ𝕀ℙ𝕌𝕃𝔸𝕋𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕃 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕄𝕊 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆𝔻𝔼 𝔸𝕊 𝕎𝔼 𝕂ℕ𝕆𝕎 𝕀𝕋. ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔼ℕℂ𝔼 𝕀𝕋𝕊𝔼𝕃𝔽 𝕀𝕊 𝔸𝔹𝕆𝕍𝔼 𝔸 𝟛-𝔻𝕀𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝔸𝕃 ℙ𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔼, ℍ𝔼’𝕊 𝟜-𝔻𝕀𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝔸𝕃.”
Wiz: “Thanks DUMMI for h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝y̶̡͕̮͇͖͕̮̳̲̓p̸͕̗̃̔́͑́͝ī̶̧͙͖̲̘n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝ḡ̴̛͓̬͒̓̉̉̐́͘̕͜ m̶̜̍̄è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜p̸͕̗̃̔́͑́͝.”
Boomstick: “𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝟯 & 𝗞𝗻𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗲𝘀, 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝗛𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴! 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁?!“
Wiz: “Fatal’s main goal was to activate Codename: Emperor. It’s his ultimate goal throughout his ventures across time and space. He had the power of ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝ â̸̠̋ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ p̸͕̗̃̔́͑́͝â̸̠̋l̶̘̫͚͎̟̙̺̼̦͈̋̽̔m̶̜̍̄ ō̵̝̭͙̊f̴̧̭͓̘̱̖̯͋̇͒̀́ m̶̜̍̄y̶̡͕̮͇͖͕̮̳̲̓ h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝â̸̠̋n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠.”
Boomstick: “𝗨𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆, 𝗖𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲: 𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁. 𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘆𝗲𝘁.”
Wiz: “Fatal can also teleport around, trap others consciousness inside of their bodies as he possess them, and casually deal with other entities on his power level.”
Boomstick: “𝗛𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮 𝟯-𝗗 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆, 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝟮-𝗗𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀.“
Wiz: “T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅh̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝ō̵̝̭͙̊s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ w̷̡̲̲̞͎̣̱̟̰͎̐̋̒h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝ō̵̝̭͙̊ h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝â̸̠̋v̷̧̬̽͂́̎̉è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑ī̶̧͙͖̲̘è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠ ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ō̵̝̭͙̊ d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜f̴̧̭͓̘̱̖̯͋̇͒̀́è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜â̸̠̋ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ m̶̜̍̄è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝ō̵̝̭͙̊ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜l̶̘̫͚͎̟̙̺̼̦͈̋̽̔d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠’v̷̧̬̽͂́̎̉è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ ḡ̴̛͓̬͒̓̉̉̐́͘̕͜ō̵̝̭͙̊n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ f̴̧̭͓̘̱̖̯͋̇͒̀́ō̵̝̭͙̊r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑ ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ h̸͎̲͍̉̉͊̈́̓̕͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜â̸̠̋d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠...“
Coldsteel cooks some meth in DEATH BATTLE![]
Starved is starving for your flesh in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: “Dr. Ivo Robotnik. The egotistical mad genius who has become an incredibly iconic character in our culture.”
Boomstick: “𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆 ’𝗺𝗮𝗱,’ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩!”
Wiz: “Enter Starved! An Eggman timeline where he… eats animals aliv-WHAT THE HELL?!”
Boomstick: “𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄, 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘄𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀!“
Wiz: “Starved began his cruelty just like the original Dr. Eggman. But after the events of Sonic 1, something changed with him.”
Boomstick: “𝗛𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘁 𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽𝘀𝗲-*shutter*-𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗧! 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟?!“
Wiz: “With this new revaluation that has created a new sleep paralysis demon within me, the Dr now had one thing on his mind: eat every single mobian on Mobius. What the hell is wrong with this guy?!”
Boomstick: “𝗦𝗼 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘀. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘁, 𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘇𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲- 𝘼𝙇𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏?“
Wiz: “And this all came into his first and most prized creation… Furnace!”
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Boomstick: “𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁? 𝗔 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰. 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙣. 𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗟𝗬, 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗚𝗨𝗬 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗦𝗢 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗬?“
Wiz: “Correct! Furnace is a turbojet-powered Metal Sonic incarnation that has a constantly running oven inside him, which can range from 350 to 500 degrees!”
Boomstick: “𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗼𝗷𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀! 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝟰𝟬𝟬 𝘁𝗼 𝟱𝟬𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀-𝗽𝗲𝗿-𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿! 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲! 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜.”
Wiz: “Furnace can keep pace with Sonic and even outspeed him at his fastest. Sonic can move faster than the speed of sound, and Furnace does this with causality!”
Boomstick: “𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗺! 𝗔𝗻 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗵𝗼𝗴! 𝗛𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀, 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰! 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆!“
Wiz: “When he killed Sonic, it was said to be heard all around Little Planet, and if we assume that it sent shockwaves across the planet. The shockwaves alone would be worth 63,000 joules, and the full-on force of the collision would have a total force of 0.29 tons of TNT!”
Boomstick: “𝗦𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗘?!“
Boomstick leaped into Wiz’s arms and started shaking like a leaf, shouting “𝗪𝗜𝗭! 𝗪𝗜𝗭! 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗚𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘!” while weeping.
Wiz: “D-Did I forget to mention he cooks animals and people alive-“
“𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼-“
Wiz: “Starved is still the powerful doctor we’ve all known and loved, despite how terrifying he is.”
Boomstick: “𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻, 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳.”
Wiz: “Along with that, he also had access to the Time Stones. Which can manipulate and traverse through all of time, so he can watch his victory over Sonic over and over again.”
Boomstick: “𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙛𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮.”
Fleetway Super Sonic goes on a rampage in DEATH BATTLE![]
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FIGHT![]
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Trivia[]
- The matchup was originally solely based on the Vs. Sonic.EXE FNF mod (go figure), but I had to change it due to Sanic.EXE’s origin as a meme. So I swapped him with EYX.
- The combatants will not be analyzed in their actual order, they’ll be analyzed in whatever order I want to at that time. I’m mainly basing their order off of my interest in scaling them at that time, which is why Starved is going first. If I can’t decide on a character, I just spin a wheel of names for who’s next.
- Each and every analysis segment will be 530 words long (excluding Insert Music Here’s and images). 530 is equal to “.EXE666” in ASCII, that being equal to 46+101+120+101+54+54+54.
- During Starved’s analysis, I accidentally said that he killed Mighty instead of Ray.
- I headcanon that Fatal Error tries to be “cool and hip” with the modern kids.