Crypto vs Sans

Crypto vs Sans
Season	1
Overall Episode	5
Season Episode	5
Air date	25 October 2023
Written by	Scarecrow640
Episode guide
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Destroy all humans vs undertale. While often lazy and without much care should you prove to be a threat to them you will most likely fall to there massive arsenal and psychic abilities, its sci-if vs supernatural, tech vs magic, aliens who conquered several races vs monsters who got conquered and defeated and most importantly a villainous protagonist vs a heroic antagonist. So will crypto win his genocide or will sans give him a bad time… or both as they both can die in just a few minor strikes.

intro

sheldon: crypto, the maniacal telekinetic furon who will Destroy All Humans!

deadpool: sans, the pun-mastering, ketchup drinking, bad time giving, boney bro of undertale.

sheldon: at first glance they’re appearance can be scary, at second you’ll realise they’re physically unintimidating and could possibly be a great pall with their fun-loving personality.

deadpool: but should you piss them off these telekinetic fighters will send you through hell and back before finishing you off.

sheldon: it’s our job to analyse their stats, abilities and advantages to figure out who would win…

deadpool: a DEATH BATTLE!

crypto probes death battle

sheldon: the year was 1959, and many things were going through the Americans heads at that time, most importantly was the Russians and the threat of a nuclear winter, which would lead to the Cold War, however at a secret military base, that was discovered to not be the worst threat they or anyone else would need to deal with.

deadpool: yeah, because while they were doing a test with a rocket, it was crushed by a flying saucer, and when inspected a little blue man came out… right before dying, but what exactly was it and why had it come to earth.

sheldon: that is simple, this was a furon, one of the galaxies deadliest species known for having annihilated multiple species thanks to their large amount of powerful weapons.

deadpool: yeah, except they had a problem, a lot of those weapons they made were nuclear in origin, and because of that they were mutated and became incapable of having kids thanks to losing their genitalia, thankfully they had cloning technology, so they could keep coming back.

Sheldon: except there was a problem, cloning isn’t exactly perfect, so with each new clone they lost a bit more of themselves, each clone was slightly degraded from the last, and if this kept up they would eventually go extinct, they needed a solution soon, and thankfully, one came to them.

Deadpool: basically this guy orthopox was doing some research into their species history, and he found out that a few of them went to earth, one thing led to another which i can only describe as a planet wide orgy, and now everyone on earth has a bit of pure furon dna in them.

Sheldon: so to get it they would send a lone warrior, one who was sadistic, arrogant, hard and hot headed and a heavy drinker and pervert.

deadpool: but one other word to describe him… an absolute badass, this… is cryptosporidium, but you can just call him crypto… or i guess earths new conqueror.

Popup: there has been numerous different clones of crypto over the years, but they are all still him and should be able to have all the same equipment.

sheldon: crypto is quite impressive, supposedly strong enough to rip a humans limbs off and fast enough to casually dodge bullets and even missiles, not to mention he can tank an explosion to the face.

deapool: specifically an explosion from his ion detonator, a grenade launcher that’s explosions can casually knock around cars, trucks and even tanks, an energy that would take roughly 0.003 tons of tnt. It’s grenades are also sticky and can be detonated remotely.

sheldon: but that’s just one of cryptos vast number of weapons he’s been given over the years, all of which contained within a piece of tech that uses pocket dimension technology to let him summon them from thin air, with his go to being the zap-o-matic, which fires a bolt of electricity that can link multiple targets and disintegrate a human after about seven seconds, so less than a bolt of actual lightning but way more than an electric chair.

deadpool: but my favourite is the anal probe, it fires a green glowing probe that locks in on targets and goes up their ass, leaving them running around before having their head burst and granting him some dna.

Popup: crypto can extract dna from people be they living or dead, and it can be used to heal himself and power some of his tech. It can be taken by using any of his weapons on a human or some of his psychic abilities.

sheldon: he also has the disintegrator ray, which fire balls of energy to… disintegrate people, and the dislocater, which fires a purple disk that captures someone inside and flies them away.

deadpool: don’t forget the ball lightning, which fires three balls of electricity that home in on metal, or the shrink ray, which shrinks stuff.

sheldon: and the gloom gun, which creates a small area which makes any inside depressed, not to mention the superballer, it’s like the dislocater but instead bounces you around adding a sense of dizziness to your trip.

deadpool: and the plasma blaster, which fires a massive beam of plasma to tear through stuff, not to mention disintegrator grenades, which do just that.

sheldon: but two of his strongest weapons are the meteor strike, which calls down a meteor that effortlessly destroys buildings and the black hole gun, to suck things up.

Popup: it is not actually a black hole but more of a vortex that pulls in loose objects and then fires them out.

Popup: all of these weapons run on a limited ammo (except zap-o-matic which automatically recharges), however there is somehow always ammo lying around for crypto to use.

deapool: but should you prefer to have someone else fight for you crypto has numerous things he can summon to attack helpless bystanders, well actually four things.

sheldon: first there is the zombie gun, though it has also been deemed the reanimator ray, which if fired will turn any human it hits into a mindless zombie.

Popup: it can be assumed that this also would take an effect on dead bodies as well. Though it does not work on non-human beings.

Deadpool: and then there is the Venus human trap, taken just before the furons took over Venus, just plant the seed and you’ll have a full grown plant in seconds to eat away all your pesky human troubles.

sheldon: and there is the burrow beast, summoned by placing down a lure for it, this giant worm will devour all humans and vehicles within proximity to the lure, and thankfully the lure can be moved so it won’t just be in a single area for the whole time.

deadpool: but my personal favourite is gastro, the ships holographic janitor and cook who has a big love for violence and destroying humans by firing plasma bolts and bombs.

Popup: not to mention all of these distract hostiles from attacking crypto.

sheldon: but not all of cryptos tech is for destruction, he has several stuff to help protect him as well, for example his force field, a green energy barrier that is always put up at the start of combat, not to mention will refill at a fast rate that is sped up with extra dna.

Popup: should his opponent start with a surprise attack he wasn’t expecting to come he will be hit, like when armquist punched him before he had the chance to start fighting and caught him off guard.

deadpool: not to mention a jetpack to carry him out of any bad situation and grant him a distance advantage his opponent can’t cover unless they too can fly.

sheldon: he also has the dash ability, which allows him a short time speed boost to move out the way of attacks, this has even been upgraded to allow him to skate around the battlefield.

Popup: he also has a bubble like thing that lets him breath in a toxic environment though he can breath in space without it.

deadpool: he can also stay hidden from sight by disguising as a human with the holobob, which is a hologram that surrounds his entire body and mimicked his actions.

Popup: he also has pox giving him advice and telling him what to do, while this would originally be considered outside help in the second game pox died (but was brought back in the body of an ape and became emperor of the furons) and was replaced with holopox, a virtual assistant to crypto.

sheldon: he can also bodysnatch, which basically lets him possess a humans mind so he will be registered as a human by scans of sorts.

deadpool: but this isn’t the only thing deadly about him, you see all furons are in fact also (spookily said) psychics.

Popup: some of these abilities can be increased using some furon technology.

sheldon: this allows him numerous telekinetic abilities to call upon as well, such as the cortex scan, which lets him read anyones mind and when used refills and replenishes a lot of his stuff.

deadpool: not to mention numerous pk attacks, with pk hold he holds someone or something in place and can move them around and slam them into stuff, with pk throw he basically Yeets stuff away, even massive cars and tanks at an energy of just under half a ton of tnt.

Popup: it even let him crush a bus for about an energy of 0.1 tons of tnt.

sheldon: he can use brain extract to rip out a persons brain/dna, with transmogrify he can turn inanimate objects and later humans into ammo and dna and with pk magnet he can magnetize any object and make it draw in all nearby objects and people to it.

deadpool: he also has the ability to hypnotise humans and get them to do various things like follow him and make distractions, as well as a few specific commands like forget to erase a persons memory of him, free love/disco fever to make a small group just dance and protect to make them attack someone.

Popup: only the minor commands without much instruction work on large groups, like when they boosted his powers to command a small area which caused 18 people to just die, also those who are hostile to him or who have a strong will can resist.

sheldon: but his best two would be mind flash, which freezes everyone on the planet in place for a few seconds and then makes them forget, and the temporal fist, an attack that literally freezes time for a few seconds allowing him free rain.

Popup: crypto can only use the ion detonator and his pk moves during frozen time.

deadpool: Jesus Christ, are all furons this powerful, I mean how the hell.

sheldon: actually no, for you see crypto is in fact a descendant of the great arkvoodle, lord of the sacred… (cringed out) crotch.

deadpool: in other words he’s actually a chosen one kind of deal, but this also meant that he had something very few other furons had, a dick. Which was discovered when he met the super hot kgb agent natalya, and just maybe he also began seeing humans slightly better as well, but how did he get to Russia to meet her (or just anywhere in particular) you may ask.

sheldon: well because of his ride, a flying saucer. Which is tough enough to tank fire from tanks and fast enough to fly from pox’s ship to the planet floor. Assuming the average distance of a usual orbiting satellite (since it was trying to stay hidden) of about 20,000km and that it took about a second we can assume that at best his saucer can fly at roughly 72,000,000 kmph, or around 7% the speed of light.

Popup: while this could just be seen as a boost due to not moving that speed when just flying around, while in game the ship has reacted to lasers before supporting close to lightspeed reactions.

Popup: it can also be argued that since they can move between planets easily and even solar systems they could be massively faster than light.

deadpool: not to mention beings his base of operations with weapon generators and the cloning device that allows him to be virtually immortal and make clones to assist him in battle, but it’s best feature is all of its weapons for if you need way more destruction.

sheldon: its first is the death ray, which fires a continuous superheated beam at buildings to destroy them, and the sonic boom, which does just that.

Deadpool: it also has the abducto beam, which can pick up and toss object just like his pk, not to mention it has some special moves like drain to absorb power from other vehicles and repair itself, transmogrify to turn any thing it gets into ammo for it and the slurpmaster to turn humans into dna.

Sheldon: it can also cloak itself to turn invisible, though while like this he can only use the tornadotron which summons tornadoes. And it also has a shield and the repulse-o-tron that with a use knocks away nearby projectiles.

deadpool: not to mention it can create an anti-gravity field that functions similar to his black hole gun, an electro cone that fires bolts of electricity at anything underneath it and a plasma cannon that is an on board mini gun and seeker drones that lock onto targets.

sheldon: but it’s deadliest weapon is the quantum deconstructor, a massive blast of green energy that vaporises everything within a radius of 15-18 meters , this should be roughly around 2 tons of tnt.

Popup: it is also stated to be capable of tearing a hole in time and space, though clear fear was shown at this prospect.

deadpool: but should you be a fan of animes with giant mechs then you’ll love his next item, big Willy, a giant mech that’s strong enough to lift a truck and nearly indestructible, not to mention its three big attacks.

sheldon: the regurgitron is acid vomit which tears through vehicles, the heat beam is lasers fired out of its eyes and its strongest attack is the wind breaker, an attack were it slams down its but and releases a massive shockwave.

deadpool: but his abilities and weapons aren’t all that make crypto a threat, he’s stealthy enough to move around military bases undetected and skilled enough to fight trained soldiers, secret agents and even ninja on a near daily basis.

sheldon: he’s cunning enough to trick a town and even pretend to be president for nearly ten years, his record for defeats is even more impressive, farmers, the military, majestic, robo-prez, the kgb, the blisk, kojira (deep inhale)nexosporidiums, the master (an ancient furon with powerful telekinesis and martial arts skill) and even the furon emperor.

Popup: considering his level of skill and that he is well over the 100th clone crypto could be hundreds or even thousands of years old.

deadpool: he can power through torture, escape high level military bases with virtually nothing, survive gunshot wounds, we cannot stress just how much crypto has been able to do.

Sheldon: but this does not mean he is unstoppable, he is arrogant and egotistical, he never starts a fight with a strategy and only does so half way through, he can’t swim, he can be easily angered (especially by being called a little green man) and he can be easily overpowered by a regular human.

deadpool: but even with his flaws crypto is still insanely impressive… oh shit we forget to mention he’s a sex addict also.

crypto: attention, blisk! I am cryptosporidium of the planet furon. This planet is now the territory of the furon empire, and your asses belong to me.

sans dunks on death battle

sheldon: hundreds of years ago, mankind lived alongside monsters, it was a time of peace, until one day humans waged war with the monsters, why you ask, because they feared the ability that the monsters had, the ability to absorb a human soul, even though monsters never actually done that.

deadpool why, because I think everyone can admit, we’re dicks, anyway the humans absolutely wrecked them, and those that weren’t killed were locked away under mount ebbott, but they could get out by using the power of seven human souls, and so asgore, the king of the monsters, deemed that any and all humans who fell down would be killed, even though most who fell down were children.

sheldon: and back in the present 6 out of the seven souls had been taken, all they needed was one more, and they would get it when frisk came down, well actually frisk befriended everyone and set all the monsters free, though there was one monster who was one of their first friend, a small pudgy skeleton known as sans.

deadpool: sans origins are shrouded in mystery, but there are quite a few speculations from pieces of dialogue that do give us hints to it. For example we know that he has a scientific background, and that he was close enough with w.d gaster that he named one of his abilities after him, in fact one sentence of his.

sans: hey, I stopped trying to get back a long time ago.

deadpool: and his mysterious device in a room with a picture of some friends, not to mention the fact he has tech that monitors different timelines actually may hint that he was trying to bring gaster back.

sheldon: we also know that he has his younger brother papyrus, who wants to join the royal guard, and that they went to the town of Snowdin and just… asserted themselves.

Popup: it’s stated that they appeared only a short while after snowdin was established, meaning he is potentially around 100 years old.

deadpool: some other stuff we know, he really enjoys making puns (he even does a show in a restaurant sometimes), he is very lazy, he really cares for his brother, he enjoys the bar grillbys (specifically their tomato ketchup which is drunk straight from bottle) and he is a judge.

sheldon: this is because of the ability he wields known as judgement, an ability that allows him to see a persons LOVE and exp.

deadpool: what are those you may ask, well LOVE stands for level of violence or your capacity to hurt, and exp stands for execution points or how many people you’ve killed.

Popup: he can also detect if you’re not actually human.

sheldon: also sometime before frisk entered the underground we know he had become close with toriel and that she asked him to protect frisk.

deadpool: yeah, he also has a phone which can even call people who are on separate planes of existence and that he can teleport.

Popup: while it may not seem useful he does have several on-hand woopie cushions that could distract a person.

sheldon: and by the end of the game sans does genuinely become close to you, he even uses some bones to protect you from flowey while being zapped by him.

Popup: flowey possibly uses the same electricity as asriel, which is genuine lightning, and considering his shocks were just barely hurting the other characters who have higher health than you, that does support this, though this only means he can survive voltage comparable to it, not actual lightning.

deadpool: and when asriel took control of the minds and souls of the entire timeline, all sans needed to be freed was a single pun at minimum and two things at max, and finally all the monsters were free, and nothing else bad happened… right.

sheldon: yeah no, you see them the player resets and well rather than playing as frisk, you’re chara, that’s because this is the genocide route.

Popup: while many fans believe chara done nothing wrong, flowey confirms that pre genocide route they killed frisk and took their soul.

deadpool: they slaughtered everyone in the underground, and then finally they came face to face with sans, and as it turns out, sans is one hell of a fighter.

sheldon: he always starts a fight with a surprise attack, but considering all his abilities , he really wouldn’t need to.

deadpool: like all monsters sans attacks directly target a persons soul, pretty much bypassing a persons durability, and he also has various stuff to use thanks to his magic.

Popup: flowey has confirmed sans has defeated him numerous times, proving he can harm soulless beings.

sheldon: his main attacks are his bones, which he can summon out of nowhere, with them he can create massive waves of them or giant pillars, he can usually make them burst from the ground and make them act similar to flappy bird levels, he can even add platforms to them to allow travel, though he can also just have these platforms floating in the air.

Popup: papyrus has even made his bones form letters.

deadpool: and while his attacks only deal one damage, they also hit once per frame, making being hit by one comparable to getting Ora Ora’d in that spot.

sheldon: a single second of this deals thirty damage, that’s higher than any other monsters attacks, including undyne who can benchpress cars, papyrus who hits you with entire groups of bones in a single strike, tsunderplane who tosses a plane at you that can outrace electricity and knight knight who can summon multiple meteors.

deadpool: meteors that are the exact same size as you’re soul, which is the same size as your heart, which is the same size as a fist, and I do believe death battle has calced meteors that size at a similar speed before at around 441 kilotons however considering these ones only came from the roof of the underground which should be between 100-200 feet high they should reach only between 18 and 36 tons of tnt.

Popup: his attacks also bypass added armours or defences.

Popup: technically in literally all routes frisk/chara tank the complete destruction of multiple timelines.

sheldon: but another ability they have is they’re application of karma, a poison like effect that saps away an opponent health but cannot outright kills them.

Popup: while believed that this only works against people who have killed, this has never been proven, also this would not be a problem considering his opponent.

deadpool: this isn’t even mentioning that he can also manipulate gravity, allowing him to make you slower and less manoeuvrable or just slam you around, it is quite impressive that he restrained chara as they easily broke through muffets webs, which at the size of a human would make them denser than even steel, and unlike telekinesis, for this he would just change the direction you fall meaning the amount of force he needs to move it doesn’t matter, though making it happen at faster rates or doing it simultaneously will tire out faster.

Popup: it is likely that the blue eye shows when he is using gravity manipulation and the yellow one is for when he uses his jump cuts.

Popup: it’s also mention that he subconsciously gives you the feelings of a bad time.

sheldon: not to mention his blue bones, which are actually harmless unless you are moving while they touch you.

deadpool: but should you want real power, you’ve got his signature gaster blasters, giant dragon like skulls that fire massive beams of energy that he can just make appear, they also can have their size modified between the size of a heart to the size of himself.

sheldon: this isn’t even mentioning that he has teleportation and possibly time stopping, which we believe he can do thanks to botheverything including some background animations stopping completely and the screens palette changing (which is a common sign of it), both powers likely the reason for his jump cuts in which the enemie will suddenly be surrounded by various different attacks instantly.

Popup: his teleportation (also known as shortcuts) has allowed him to move himself, other people and even his small hot dog stand.

deadpool: not to mention his speed as he can just dodge every single attack launched at him even while sleeping, he’s dodged bullets and even strikes from chara.

Popup: his legs can also move fast enough to move a tricycle faster than a highway car, or roughly fifty mph, which is nothing compared to how fast papyrus is, who can run faster than undyne believed he would be able to, and she could run at a speed we calculated at about a percentage of Mach 1.

sheldon: how fast is chara, well they should scale to frisk who dodged lightning, but that’s nothing compared to when they blitzed mettaton, who is a ghost like napstablook, who has reacted to a blast of light, due to being caught off guard by the attack it was likely four times faster, and considering sans moved more than his entire length in the time it took that attack to finish that would make him 6 times faster.

Popup: frisk can also move in spots were time was fully destroyed in both neutral and pacifist ending granting possible infinite speed feats.

deadpool: but thats only if you can find him considering he can cover himself in a shadow and disappear from sight in an instant.

sheldon: and while he can be easily exhausted it was shown that after only a minute or so break of doing nothing he instantly becomes rejuvenated for another round.

Popup: he also has monster food which does have healing capabilities.

deadpool: and if you want to try hitting him with heat it really won’t work that well considering he can survive the heat of Hotland without any problem, and Hotland is hot enough to evaporate water in seconds, that would definitely boil your blood.

Popup: the snow of snowdin is cold enough to survive in hotland, possibly making it below 0 degrees.

sheldon: but something else he is well known for is his brains, he can tell how many times you’ve died from your expression alone, is knowledgeable on other timelines and the save and load function, can make a self sustaining trash tornado and even prank you across space and time, he can even abuse his games fighting mechanics and attack you on the menu.

Popup: his knowledge of the save and load is exactly why he does not fight you as he knows he would eventually lose, he only does step in to stop you because he knows you will destroy the timeline completely without being able to bring it back.

deadpool: not to mention he can trick you into sparing him and then insta kill you, also fighting chara does prove he can keep up with experienced fighters considering they defeated undyne, a skilled fighter who has been training ever since childhood, heck he canonically beats chara at least twelve times.

sheldon: however there is a flaw in his working, his attacks can kind of become predictable, and should you be able to figure them out it becomes a lot easier to beat him, heck this is exactly how jacksepticeye and various other gamers defeated him, by noting down his attacks.

Popup: If you’re wondering why there was no mention of sans only being able to take one hit, its because i don’t completely believe that, he was one shot by someone who was currently the strongest in their verse, so i decided to consider the amount of damage that popped up during the attack as his durability.

deadpool: wait a green haired guy with lots of abilities who took notes, i think i smell a future idea coming, but also sans did eventually lose to them, and they ultimately reset and destroyed all of undertale.

sheldon: however within the new universe should you walk down the street to a small shop, you may just find a familiar face, whose facial expressions and lines of dialogue suggest he does remember the previous timeline.

Popup: with his new job as a janitor he would also have access to a mop, which can be really good for whacking someone with.

deadpool: and should you once again decide to be the bad guy, i get a feeling sans will eventually be there to make sure you have a very bad time.

sans: it’s a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like you… SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL.

fight

A distant rumbling of wheels can be heard accompanied by some classic army music as we open up on a deserted town currently being surrounded by the military as we go over to their main base to reveal their debriefing by your classic old general who is pointing at a board with a very bad drawing of the town on it, throughout the room various soldiers are seen, a few are just casual human soldiers while some are various monsters, mostly big dog ones including one with their head stretching from one of the soldiers patting them, “alright you miserable maggots” the general shouts in a gruff voice with a bit of a Texan accent, “that commie spy has been plaguing this magnificent country for far to long and the government has requested us to bring them in, good news is we have the element of surprise, so we can flush him out in a glorious hail of bullets and explosions” he yells out their fullproof 100% stealthy plan to the men who all cheer before going out and heading into the small town.

Well almost all of them, one still remains to the anger of his general, “what in the Sam hell are you still doing here, you miserable excuse for a private” the general yells at the man who simply smirks before talking in with an accent that just screams cocky and arrogant, “well general, your plan is great and all, its just you forgot to account for one thing” “oh really, and what, pray tell, would that be” the general snarks back to the private, whose smile only stretches as their body all of a sudden begins glitching as they then transform to a much different shape, their legs, arms and torso become smaller and skinnier and incased in a white spacesuit with blue on its boots, their head however becomes a lot bigger with the back lobe of it extending back a bit as their skin becomes blue, their eyes also grow and become a dark red as their mouth becomes filled with sharp teeth, “me, cryptosporidium of the furon empire, or as you like to call me the “commie spy” being right here and knowing everything you planned on doing, gotta hand ya some credit though, very nice plan that I two would have gone with” the general doesn’t respond, while inwardly surprised his year of military training have taught him to hide his emotions well and keep calm, he would have yelled or charged at this thing but he doesn’t, mostly because of the massive gun he pulled out of seemingly nothing, “though I do have to ask you a question, where exactly did you get you’re hands on those weird freaks out there?” This however left him with a confused look on his face, “the heck are you talking about, those are monsters, we’ve shared this planet with them since forever” “wait what?” All of a sudden crypto raises a hand to his earpiece, “pox, what the hell is going on” he questions as all of a sudden a voice that sounds a lot  like invader zim fills the furons ears, “I’m not sure crypto, I’ve just looked at the earthlings history and somehow there is now a large number of accounts all across it of these monster things, i’d suggest getting back to the ship after you’re done there”.

“You got it pox” crypto said before looking forward to see the general was no longer there, “of course, god damn flesh bag coward” he says as he hears massive stomping heading towards him, “let me guess, it’s a giant mech” he exclaims going outside to see just that, and with an almost bored expression on his face crypto readies his weapon and runs forward.

A few minutes later we see crypto standing around numerous dead soldiers with a burning mech close by, he has a clearly bored expression on his face as he sits on one of the bodies with his chin on his hands as he watches some of the monster bodies turning to dust, “ya know, after fifty or so years of this it really begins getting repetitive” crypto says out loud to no one in particular, he had been like this for several years now due to the humans  not really having anything that new to deal with, and now he kinda just has nothing to do, he used to have natalya  but… she had left ages ago, all of a sudden his thoughts drift over to her, despite the amount of time it’s been he can still recall her features perfectly, ever since she had left he had very little to really do, especially considering he only had holopox, who wasn’t nearly as fun to annoy as real pox, “probably out doing some stupid emperor stuff, hasn’t even called for multiple years, damn asshole” crypto thinks to himself, though he was hiding some genuine feelings of missing him, however before he can dwell on it and do something that is genuinely healthy for his mindset he gets up and heads off in the direction of his ship.

Upon entering crypto sits right down on his chair with an exasperated look on his face when out of nowhere holopox appears “CRYPTO” the sudden loud noise causes the furon to almost fall right out of his chair, “gah, did ya really have to yell like that pox, I’ve still got a hangover” crypto exclaims rubbing his head, thankfully he did still have alcohol to keep himself entertained, though pox isn’t really that sensitive about it, “don’t care, anyway while I was doing my research I discovered something very interesting, apparently some of these monsters are capable of genuine magic” pox states with a high level of interest that is not reciprocated by his partner, “so what, they can pull a rabbit out of a hat” crypto states while looking incredibly bored, “no no no, they have the ability to absorb and control souls, in other words they can bypass durability” at this crypto perks up, “wait really, huh that is interesting” he exclaims before pox then continues, “indeed, however I have also discovered something else, it appears as though our scanners have also picked up some change in the timeline, it appears as though something is able to make it keep repeating, whatever it is it’s likely also the source of where all these monsters have come from, it does appear as though to be strongest in a small rural town, I would suggest heading” pox finishes leaving the furon to ponder this before responding, “you got it, hopefully this will give me some actual fun, its been quite a while since i last had a challenge” as he begins tapping buttons and pulling levers before all of a sudden the ship starts floating of the ground before zooming into the skyline with one of those little star things appearing.

All of a sudden we see two eyelids opening and looking up towards a wooden ceiling, the faint noise of what sounds like a tornado but much smaller filling the air only for a voice barely louder than it to suddenly come up, “wake up you lazybones, there’s something new out there and I’m going to capture it” the voice that is quite high almost sings out before the sound of a door slamming is heard as our vision goes up and faces a brown oak desk and a treadmill as what looks to be a boney hand raises up and rubs the eyes before going back down as the figure goes up, however we then instantly cut to them going outside of their house to what can only be described as a nightmarish sight, dust paves the walls and most of the wooden houses are now on fire, and at the centre of all this appears as though to be a child holding a knife with glowing red eyes and almost demonic facial features, and lying on the ground in front of them is a chestplate of white armour with several medals on it with a big cut through the middle as a red scarf lies next to it.

However as our sight becomes blurry and a gasp and a choked out sound is heard the child… no, whatever it is lunges forward and brings down a knife, a boney hand is once again raised as a bone is suddenly fired out only for it to be cut to pieces as the thing reaches us and a red line appears that is easily sidestepped as the arm attempts to push them back only for them to be barely affected as another knife swing is launched just grazing the arm as a voice rings out “hey” however before this can be pondered upon another slice comes down that is dodged by moving backwards “hello” from the swing as we begin to hear panting coming from the person we are seeing the view of when all of a sudden “WAKE UP”, a massive yell is heard that shakes the world and causes the skeleton to bolt up before falling backwards from the counter.

He appears as though to be a short and slightly pudgy skeleton wearing a white shirt and blue hoodie along with black shorts and what appears as though to be pink slippers, he is currently looking up with a never changing expression of a smile at what appears as though to be a purple dinosaur (no, not Barney) with long hair and punk like clothes and a very angry expression on their face, standing next to her is a boy with a blank expression, yellow skin and a green and yellow jumper that all to much reminds him of someone he would like to forget, and behind the two kids with a worried expression on her face is a goat lady wearing some glasses and a purple cardigan over a bright blue dress, of course he clearly recognised all three instantly as toriel began to scold susie, “please do not yell at a person, it is exceptionally rude” okay when I said scold I meant in her own kind, soft way before turning to the skeleton, “I would really like to apologise for that sans, I am sorry for her action” however sans merely waves her off before speaking in a New York kind of accent (like the one jacksepticeye gives him), “hey, it’s nothing, di“no” harm done anyway” toriel gives a slight chuckle at the skeletons pun as susie merely groans, “anyway, what can I get ya folk on such a nice evening, and maybe… I’ll let you guys go get it since I don’t want to” he says gesturing over to the aisles of the store, there are many things being sold, cereals, ready made dinners, meats and dairies, breads, magazines, there was even an entire shelf for solely ketchup.

“Oh just a few ingredients for a new pie recipe I’m going to try out” toriel responds to which sans once again jokes “well, hope you get all the “pie”ces of it that you need” toriel and susie give the same reaction as last time as they all walk of only for sans to stop kris, “hey kid, come back over, I need to ask ya something” he says as kris turns around and walks back to the counter, “so remember how I kept promising you that you could go see my brother, well I’d say now you can” sans tells kris who shrugs before going out and over to the house, however when they knock nothing happens so they walk back over to the store and shrug again, which does surprise sans, “wait what” all of a sudden sans brings out his phone and taps in a number as it begins ringing, however thankfully after the third ring it is picked up.

“Yes, papyrus here” a high pitched voice rings out, “papyrus, where are you just now” sans says calmly, though his eyes show a slight bit of fear that isn’t that noticeable, “oh I’m just out in the forest taking a walk” sans lets out a sigh before thinking something “wait why are you there” he asks to which his brother whispers “I’m looking for an alien, I read that they land in forests, I’m going to capture one so I can become famous” sans barely held back a chuckle at this before continuing “and how exactly do you plan on figuring out if it’s an alien” the skeleton asks despite the fact he can already very much guess what his brothers answer will be, “I’ll give them spaghetti, only an alien would refuse my spaghetti” sans can only shake his head at his own brother, never change papyrus, never change, “ok, well try not to “alien”ate yourself from us” a very large groan followed by stomping can be heard before the phone hangs up as sans simply laughs at his own joke before texting for papyrus to meet him at the store when he was done and putting his phone back in his pocket as he then helps toriel buy her stuff and waving goodbye to them and putting the closed sign up as he grabs a bottle of ketchup from his shelf and teleports onto his roof.

Sans is seen looking out over the town and drinking ketchup as he watches the sun setting and filling the sky with a bright pink colouration, while doing so his thoughts drift over to his current situation, he was extremely glad that everyone was once again okay, even if they had no memories of what their lives used to be, well almost everyone, sans mind suddenly went to the only two who he hadn’t and couldn’t find in this timeline, one an old friend he new well and the other a new friend he hadn’t gotten that much of a chance to, “heh, miss ya kid” sans thinks out raising his bottle in the air, while his face still held a smile his eyes showed a hidden sadness within as looked out and watched a star shoot across the horizon, well, it looks like a shooting star, but should he have had enhanced vision he would have in fact seen it was a flying saucer, which landed down within the forest.

Meanwhile deep within the forest we see a tall lanky skeleton walking along, he is wearing a shirt that says cool dude, a pair of shorts and a bandana, not to mention a look of childlike wonder and excitement, this was of course (say this over dramatically) GREAT PAPYRUS, and as established before he was looking for alien, but he had diverted his attention when he heard a loud whoosh go overhead and attempted to follow it, eventually he began to hear something up ahead.

A few meters away we see crypto landing his ship before activating its cloak and stepping out to look around at the forest before walking forward as holopox continues speaking into his ear “the town is only a few miles away, I had you park here so no one could likely stumble onto it, luckily due to how they look you won’t require disguising as one to fit in” he states to which crypto is surprisingly happy about, “finally, don’t need to walk around disguised as a goddam dirty monkey now” pox decides to simply ignore him and continue talking “anyway, all you need to do is find a monster capable of soul magic and find whatever is causing the timeline repeats and bring them back to the ship for experimentation, however because monsters turn to dust I’d advice trying to bring both back by hypnotising them” he finishes explaining what to do, however before crypto can respond they hear a bush rustling as out pops the tall lanky skeleton from earlier, “huh, are you another monster investigating the big whoosh sound as well” papyrus asks the furon who simply nods, now while most would find his looks somewhat suspicious papyrus is not most, and so he merely greeted this new person with an outstretched handshake, “great, my name is papyrus the skeleton” however before shaking crypto decides to perform a cortex scan on him “oh boy, a new friend, hopefully he isn’t like my lazy brother who mostly just makes puns and talks about alternate timelines in his sleep” at this crypto perks up, he had somehow already found one half of what he needed and so outstretched his hand to the trusting skeleton “great, names crypto, i’m kinda new to this joint so mind if I follow you, maybe to a sibling or something” crypto asks as papyrus takes about a fraction of a second to respond “why of course, I shall lead the way, follow me crypto, Nyeh heh heh” papyrus says marching of as crypto follows surprised at just how lucky he had gotten.

A few minutes later the two reach the store as papyrus opens its door into what appear as though to be a dark room, “uh sans, you in here” papyrus yells out while crypto subconsciously prepares to whip out his gun expecting to be attacked, however the moment he steps forward these though are subsided as he steps on a pillowy thing that lets out a long, loud, ffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt, as the lights turn on revealing sans standing in front of the two snickering away to himself as papyrus lets out an angry yell and begins stomping on the ground, however the moment crypto and sans both looked at each other they suddenly got feelings of unease, sans from his judgement ability showing him just how many people this person had killed and crypto from some weird feeling like he would have a bad time, however he quickly shrugged off as he put on a fake smile and outstretched out his hand “hey, names crypto” the furon says as sans take his hands, “nice, names sans” however inside the skeletons mind multiple different thoughts were whooshing through, “what the heck is this guy, he’s not monster, I can definetly tell that, is this guy possibly an alien, I mean it could also explain how he has such a high lv and is still walking around without having been brought in by authorities yet, I can’t let him hurt people, I can’t let it happen again” as these thoughts went through sans head crypto began getting a message, “ok, now that we’ve found him we need to get him to tell us what we want to know, though we will need to get the tall one to lea…” however before pox can finish he is cut of by sans talking to his brother “hey bro, don’t you still have a puzzle your working on” all of a sudden papyrus lets out a gasp “your right, I have to go, you two gonna be fine on your own” papyrus asks leaving to which both reply “yep, definitely” papyrus, ever trusting decides to believe this and then heads out of the store leaving our two combatants alone in silence that is broken by pox, “well that was easy” however as they turn to face sans the skeleton begins talking as he walks over to close the shutters for the shop “ so, I’ve got a question for you crypto, do you think even the worst person can change they’re ways and stop… killing if their given the chance, that they can become good if given the opportunity to” the furon, while surprised by this speech, was able to quickly regain his composure and give a terrible response “well I mean they could… but why exactly would they want to when the alternative is much more fun” while not expecting this, the skeleton new he would get a similar answer… and had one more thing to say after a slight chuckle, “well okay, in that case I got a better question for ya…” all of a sudden sans pupils revert back to the inside of his head “do you wanna have a bad time, because if you don’t go back to wherever you came from, you are really not gonna like what happens next” however while most would be intimidated by this, the furon could have scoffed at the remark, “wanna bet, I’m cryptosporidium, best goddam warrior of the furon race, compared to me a skeleton like you is worth jack shit”.

however the skeleton was completely unfazed by the remark and just shrugged “welp, don’t say I didn’t warn you” all of a sudden before crypto can respond the screen flashes black as they are suddenly back in the forest, but before crypto can question it sans starts speaking as he looks around “you know, it’s a beautiful night tonight, the stars are shining, the trees are rustling” all of a sudden crypto summon out his zap-o-matic and fires a lightning bolt right at sans head, however when there are only a few inches left to cover the screen once again flashes as the ectricity then just blast a tree burning through some of the bark, “where the heck did he…” but before crypto can finish his question he gets his answer as his opponent once again speaks up, “on nights like these, aliens like you” as he prepares his last sentence crypto turns around and begins charging up his weapons as sans eyes once again go blank “should be burning in hell”.

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All of a sudden before crypto can fire sans raises his arm and aims it forward, and all of a sudden crypto begins glowing blue, “hey, what the…” all of a sudden the furon is cut off as he begins moving backwards, however for crypto it merely felt like he was falling until his back hit into a tree holding him there and giving crypto a chance to equip his shield, “probably going to need this” he thinks to himself… and he couldn’t have been more right as out of the tree burst a row of bones that knocked the alien forwards as sans let go of him causing crypto to fall face-first on the floor.

“Heh, told you you’d have a bad time” sans says as he puts his hands in his pockets while crypto begins to get up, “oh please, if you really think that was the worst I’ve been through then you are a very big idiot” crypto says getting up and raising his gun once again this time managing to fire the bolt of electricity only for the skeleton to merely sidestep it and deliver his own remark at it, “what, you think I’d just stand there and take it” only for the furon to have an angered reply to it, “yes, literally all of my other enemies do that” but the skeleton merely laughs at this “well then, you are really not going to be having fun here then” he says as all of a sudden a row of bones pop up in front of him and move towards crypto.

However rather than jump out the way crypto merely aims his weapon at the bones and fires more electricity which causes the bones to blacken before disintegrating, though sans is unfazed by this and merely raises some more bones that move towards the furon who once again fires his blast of electricity that begins jumping between bones disintegrating each, however all of a sudden he is slammed in the back by another bone wall that knocks him forward as crypto stores away the zap-o-matic and instead brings out a weapon with a green hint at the end which was clearly the furons favourite (and most perverted) weapon, the anal probe, which proceeds to fire out a blast of green at the skeleton who observes it before once again sidestepping the attack as the probe then turns around and aims for his butt.

However right when it nears the skeleton he once again sidesteps it to the surprise of the furon who was sure the attack would catch the skeleton of guard just as sans had done to him, meanwhile sans continues dodging the anal probe again and again while performing twirls, jumps and sometimes just sidesteps, almost like he was trying to be entertaining, however knowing this could potentially tire him out the skeleton merely summons some more bones from the ground causing it to disperse as he turns back around and comes face to face with five more probes heading his way, he then summons some bones from the ground dispersing two and jumps to the side to dodge the other three as they turn back towards him only for the skeleton to raise a wall of bones that the probes bang into causing them to once again disperse, “heh, had to “probe” my mind for a way to deal with those” he puns as all of a sudden a ba dum tss sounds out from nowhere.

Meanwhile the furon once again switches out his weapon but this time he also begins running around sans in a circle as sans keeps turning to track his foe while dodging the little blue orbs fired, this continues for thirty seconds until crypto stops with a devious smile on his face as he points down, which reveals to sans that all the orbs are still there as his eyes go wide in realisation that they are in fact ion grenades that then explode, but when crypto turns around he is once again faced with the skeleton who had merely teleported out of the way before tossing a bone that bashes into his shield before dispersing while causing the furon to stumble.

Following this up sans once again removes his hand from his pocket and aims it to his left as crypto turns blue after regaining his bearings and is caused to be flung in the direction sans arm is facing causing the furon to crash into another tree, however this time in response crypto raises his arm at sans causing a purplish aura to surround the skeleton and make him be lifted up into the air, the sudden action causing sans to drop his opponent in surprise as crypto tosses him into a tree, thankfully though the screen once again flashes and sans is now on the other side of the tree and no longer incased in the psychic aura of his opponents telekinesis, though he was I bit shaken and attempted to get his bearings.

“What, you didn’t think you were the only one with psychic powers” crypto exclaims walking up behind the tree before using another gun that fires out a ball of energy that completely disintegrates the centre of it leaving a massive whole as crypto looks through only to find nothing there, he then hears something snap to his side but when he turns to look at that direction he finds nothing there, he then look to his right upon hearing a noise but again finds nothing, he then look behind him and what a surprise… he found nothing, and at this point the furon was starting to worry “where the hell did this guy go” he thinks to himself constantly turning as noises sound out all around him until all of a sudden they all stop, as a drop of sweat drips from the aliens head a figure encased in shadows appears behind him and leans forwards, until they are right next to his ear, and what they had to say was the most terrifying thing you could ever imagine…

“Boo”

While this normally wouldn’t be scary suspense can do wonders for stuff like that, and so it caused the furon to let out a yell and spin around faster than the eye could see and releasing multiple shot of his disintegrator, none of which hitting anything as sans once again moves out the way of all of them before raising his arm skyward causing the blue glow to once again appear around crypto before he is suddenly flung upwards, however this time he notices something, rather then feeling like he was being pushed, it felt more like he was… “falling, he’s inverting gravity” crypto yells out before activating his jet pack to keep himself still and then righting himself before zooming back down at his opponent and firing a rain of disintegrator shots as sans fires up a large collection of bones that counter the balls of energy before moving his arm downwards causing the furons path down to speed up and make him crash into the ground and leave a small crater were he landed.

“Heh, geuss I’m proving myself to be the “crater” opponent in this fight” the skeleton says while shrugging and walking up to the hole to see crypto patting down on the ground which causes the judge of the underground to… I was going to say raise an eyebrow but he can’t really do that, can he, well he done his equivalent of it, anyway had his opponent just buried something, if so, what exactly had he just buried,  and why in the middle of a fight. These feeling only worsened in the skeletons would be guts as his opponent backed up with a smile on his face that simply told you something really bad was about to happen, and that’s when it happened, suddenly vines started sprouting out of the ground that all began forming together as a creature began to take shape, it formed multiple vines spreading out covered in thorns that whacked around, one of which would of hit the skeleton had he not stepped back as a bulb was formed on top with its colour going into yellow and then a purplish red that began opening up to reveal multiple rows of teeth.

While this was going on the furon had backed up some in an attempt to get a breather and rethink his situation, as he began gloating “like it, called the Venus human trap, picked it up at Venus of course when we invaded it, and while it’s name literally tells you it’s for humans I’m sure it will be fine snacking on some bones” however as his opponent gloated the skeleton just had one thought going through his mind, one of an opponent he hadn’t seen in ages, not only was this vegetation just like it, but the alien he was fighting definetly had a personality that reminded him of the little yellow flower, which while it may sound insulting was definetly not considering just how tough flowey was to beat.

Anyway the human trap swung down its vines in an attempt to hit the skeleton only for him to sidestep or jump back from the attacks, each time angering the creature as it used its vines to try and get closer and keep attempting to hit him as sans summons three bones from the ground and fires them at the plant only for them to do nothing more than annoy it, sans would have frowned at this if he had lips to from with and decided it was time to reveal the ‘big guns’, except for at that exact moment a vine to come down and finally hit a white bone substance, only it wasn’t sans, it was much bigger and could easily be mistaken for a dragon skull thanks to the horns on the back of its head, it had two glowing eyes that glowed the same colour as a light shining from within its mouth which promptly fired out revealing it to be a massive laser that just narrowly missed the plant, this was of course his gaster blaster.

“well, they really are a “blast”, ain’t they” sans says winking at the camera as crypto stares shocked at the new thing his opponent had managed to bring out, was this the true might within a monsters magical capabilities,  what else could he be hiding, did the others also have powers like these, though he quickly shook away these thoughts as he remembered he hadn’t even scratched the surface of his vast and mighty furon arsenal, even if there was still a tiny voice at the back of his head. The Venus human trap launched multiple vines at the gaster blaster only for all of then to get disintegrated into ashes by a simple blast sent out from the giant skull as the maneater plant lunged forwards and attempted biting down on the skull, which surprisingly worked as bones cracked and the gaster blasters front half was reduced a fine powder, however as the plant celebrated its minor victory it noticed its own master walking backwards when all of a sudden it was encased in a white light that left nothing but smoke from the gaster blaster that had appeared above it.

Having finally dealt with the plant creature sans lets out a deep sigh and wipes off some sweat before looking around to see his opponent is nowhere to be seen, that is until he looks up to see a massive boulder coming down on him as the skeleton once again teleport out of the way only to see multiple shadows covering the battlefield as many boulders rain down.

Knowing he won’t be able to dodge them all sans instead goes for a different approach and summons multiple gaster blasters that fire up destroying the boulders as sans dissipates the blasters before jumping to the side as behind him came a lightning bolt which is followed up by multiple more that move to try and intercept the skeleton who keeps dodging before teleporting right next to his assailant as crypto, finally used to his opponents trick, quickly turns and fires another as sans teleports to the furons side, with these actions continuing for several seconds until all of a sudden crypto activates his dash and rushes forwards at a much faster speed than before and starts tossing punches which despite the speed boost still fail to land any meaningful damage on the judge of the underground who then proceeds to send out his arm and toss crypto into another tree.

Crypto begins to have a slightly worried look on his face as he checks his shields to reveal that they have only lost about a quarter of their power, thankfully the skeletons attacks weren’t actually that strong, though the furon new that he would need to try and get a hit in soon or stuff could begin to get troublesome for him.

Crypto began thinking through his options, this skeleton was somehow always able to dodge his attacks, even when he tried to be sneaky with them and try and hit from behind, so he knew he would need to try and get more unpredictable with his shots, but he was definetly going to need time to do so, maybe he could try tricking his opponent into a trap, though that could be hard, unless…

With a plan in mind the furon brings out his latest weapon, and this one was what it causes others, a doozy, while its own attacks wouldn’t deal that much damage it was the exact weapon crypto knew could score him a lucky shot, and so he fired, and the skeleton was surprised at what had came out of it, rather than a blast of some form of energy it appeared as though to be a bouncing ball with rainbows coming out the back, and as he once again side stepped the attack he was surprised to see that his opponent was just firing a volley of blasts in a bunch of different directions.

“Now what is he up to” the skeleton thought to himself until he noticed it, the balls where bouncing of the surfaces, which was when he realised that he was pretty much surrounded by the colourful balls all bouncing in different direction as the furon continued firing, “oh… well balls” sans says before leaping out the way of one rainbow and sidestepping another and just barely managing to roll under a third before raising a bone to block the fourth.

“Ok, this is getting a bit tough” the skeleton thinks to himself as he moves backwards to avoid two crossing balls at the same time, he thought about trying to get at the source of them but it appeared as though crypto had vanished out of there for the time being and left the punmaster for the time being leaving him with only the hope that they would soon dissipate as he turned around only to be face to face with another ball only a few centimetres away from his face, and he could do nothing but shut his eyes tight as he braced himself for the impact.

An impact which would never come as he somehow still felt himself fine, however oddly enough his body still felt weird, it felt like he was completely surrounded by a jelly like substance, so deciding to see what was going on the skeleton opened up his eyes to see… rainbows, this was literally his entire vision, and it greatly confused him, so deciding he didn’t like that he then teleported up to on top of a tree and looked down to see the balls bouncing around, which is when he noticed that they had picked up various different sticks, rocks and even a few rabbits, squirrels and a fox, “ok, so they appear as though to be things used for trapping stuff” he thinks as he then raises bones from the ground causing the balls to bounce up all the way to the atmosphere so that they wont hurt anyone who may stumble upon them, and its not like these two will be going to space anytime soon.

Speaking of…

Where is crypto, I’ve genuinely lost him, oh wait there he is, currently running away through the forest, why you may ask, well he knew that with his opponents ability to teleport he would eventually get out, so he was currently putting distance between the two to get enough time to set up a trap, he had even activated his boost ability again to gain further distance as he finally got out to what looked like a clearing exactly what he needed for his next item to work as he brought something else out.

Sans meanwhile was simply walking through the forest, the place he had took them miles away from any civilisation that he knew of meaning the furon likely had nowhere to go before tiring out that he couldn’t catch up to, and by walking rather than running he was regaining the stamina he had lost earlier in the fight, not like it really mattered though as he still hadn’t brought out some of his much greater abilities yet, hell he may not even need to bring them out, at least unless his opponent also had still hidden powers, and considering just how cocky and arrogant he acted that was actually a likely story, but he couldn’t think about this for much longer as he saw his opponent, just standing there in an open space, not even looking in his direction, it was an easy shot.

At least that’s what most would think, but the skeleton hasn’t defeated foes like flowey before by falling for “easy shots”, hell he used that trap before, chances were the furon had something up his sleeves, but what exactly could it be, deciding to play it safe he quickly coated himself in shadows and teleported to on top of a tree to look down, which is when he spotted it, it looked like a small inconspicuous device that was just lying there, but considering this was the same guy who created a monster using a few seeds that clearly wasn’t the case, and considering it was put in a location where it would not be easily spotted from where he used to be only further fuelled the skeletons suspicions, so deciding to play it safe he decided to summon out a bone and toss it into the ground, which caused the furon to turn around believing his opponent to be there only for there to be a bone in the ground, at least, until it came up.

Sans could only stare in shock at what he saw, it was giant, easily the size of a bus, it’s skin was a dark brown and covered in sharp looking spikes, though they were nowhere near as bad as the creatures teeth, each looking sharp enough to pierce metal and big enough to easily tear apart a person, this thing could most likely be described as a worm mixed with doomsday, this was the burrow beast.

Sans could only watch in surprise as the creature burrowed back under the earth, trying to wrap his head around what he was looking at, however he wouldn’t have long to think about it as he quickly leapt out the way of a blast of lightning from the furon, who was currently quite angry, not only had his opponent not fallen for the trap, but they now knew about his secret weapon and so likely wouldn’t come down and near it, making his use of the lure completely and totally useless, but determined for it not to be a waste he aimed to try and get the skeleton down from there as sans leapt from tree to tree with an agility you wouldn’t normally expect from him, mostly due to how sans was using his gravity manipulation to make himself lighter, however that wasn’t the biggest thing either one noticed, remember how most of cryptos attacks had just been hitting trees, yeah quite a bit of the forest they were in was now on fire and was heavily reducing the room they had to move, well it reduced the room the skeleton had to move, crypto simply activated his jet pack and began flying above the trees and began following while raining down blasts of electricity, which mixed with the rising smoke almost made sans believe he was in a thunderstorm.

Deciding that staying up top wasn’t going to be much help to himself anymore the skeleton decided to dive down underneath the cover of smoke and trees, while this did obscure his vision he also knew that the furon would also now be unable to find him as he began walking so as to not bump into anything, and just as he thought, the skeleton was right, crypto now couldn’t really see anything beneath the cover of the smoke, not to mention that even at this altitude the smoke was beginning to make the furon short for breath, so he raised himself up to get out of the smoke and activated a bubble around his head before diving down beneath the trees and running forwards in search of his tricky opponent.

Heavy breathing could be heard as the skeleton got out of the fiery area coated in sweat and looked around the clearing, thankfully it wasn’t the same one as before, but not wanting to take chances he stood next to a still fine tree and raised a platform under his feet to get up to a branch that was covered in leaves that would be good for hiding as he began resting on it in an attempt to regain some of his energy.

He would not get long however as about a minute later crypto entered the area nowhere near as exhausted as his opponent was, in fact he was so not exhausted that he had enough energy to begin yelling immediately “alright you bastard, where the hell are you”, this of course woke up sans, who was now nowhere near as exhausted as the screen once again flashes black, and now behind crypto still wishing the fire stood a figure covered in shadows and with a glowing blue eye that practically pierced the flames.

All of a sudden crypto turns around to see the figure exit the flames slowly as a familiar movies tune plays, “ha, guess i’m the determinator” he says making a clever mix of the stuff he usually fights and a metal skeleton known for that music that played as he lifted up a bone in a similar manner to how the thing he referenced raised a shotgun against a liquid metal creature as crypto just stares at him with eyes that say, “what the f@%k are you doing”… guess he also said that, however his question was answered as sans sidestepped to show a gaster blaster firing a blast that crypto had no time to dodge and was pelted in the chest sending him backwards, thankfully his shield still held, but the impact into a tree that caused it to knock over did cause it to go down to only about a quarter of its energy left, thankfully it was recharging, but the furon knew he would need some dna to speed it up, and soon.

But knowing he first had to take out this skeleton he opted to try and do that first, so he proceeded to pull out another new gun and fire, and while electricity did come out of this new one it was very different, unlike last time where it was bolts of electricity this time it was multiple balls of it, each one connecting to the other and spreading out creating a large wall of it heading towards the skeleton who was helpless within this current predicament… until he teleported in front of it only to have to sidestep a tree flung at him thanks to cryptos telekinesis, which was currently rippining multiple trees of the ground and launching them at the judge who quickly raised his hand and aimed it downwards increasing the trees weight making them fall to the ground earlier and land right in front of the skeleton who takes a step back before extending his arm once again switching their gravity and making them fall towards crypto.

Prepared for that crypto extends his hands and makes a crushing motion causing the trees to burst into splinters that block both of their views, and while the splinters head towards both sans merely raises some bones in front of himself causing them to simply hit those and protect himself as they disintegrated upon hitting cryptos shield, but the moment sans lowers his makeshift shield he notices that cryptos other hand from the one he had been using for the stuff was also incased in his psychic aura, what the heck was he using the other hand for, suddenly worried sans looked around, and that’s when he saw it, just sitting there on the ground as it was brought over by the pk, a small object that he quickly recognised, it was the lure.

All of a sudden the ground underneath the skeleton began shaking as he teleported a few feet away just in time to avoid the large set of teeth clamp down on where he was only a moment ago as it turns in his direction and dives for sans only for the punmaster to sidestep just out of the way before launching a bone into it that breaks upon contacts with its skin, sans begins to look worried at this as he jumps out the way of the creatures lunge before summoning out three gaster blasters and firing, however once again the creature is unaffected causing the skeleton to feel genuinely worried as he reaches out to try and call out the creatures soul, but to his surprise nothing happens, “of course it doesn’t have a soul” he lets out as he makes a platform under his feet and raises up a pillar to get away, however the burrow beast then lunges at the pillar cracking the bones and causing them to crumble down.

Hoping not to get reduced to dust sans teleports right back down to the ground as an idea comes to his head, but he first wold need to make sure that it stands still, so as the creature makes another lunge from the ground he raises a circle of bones (five bones wide) all around the worm, causing it to stop and look around for a single second, but that was all the master of the bad time needed as all of a sudden a new bone emerges from the ground, but unlike the last ones this one was bright blue, and somehow it went right through the beasts neck, yet no blood actually came out, at least until it moved.

All of a sudden its flesh was ripped apart around the location of the bone, causing the burrow beast to let out a deep and pain filled roar as flecks of blood splattered out of its mouth, but that was nothing compared to the blood currently gushing from its body as a large amount coated over its body as it writhed in pain only causing the wound to grow until it completely jerks its body to the right almost completely tearing through it and causing one part to flop right around as the burrow beast finally ends up dying, meanwhile crypto can only stare in shock at what he had just witnessed as he sees sans turned away from the creature so he wouldn’t have to see all the blood and gore that he had caused.

This moment of silence only lasted for a small moment as crypto was the first one to speak again, but what he said wasn’t actually something you would expect him to say “why?” This got the skeletons attention as he turned towards the furon “what” he exclaims, unsure what his opponent is doing, “why try to protect these monkeys, I mean look at what you can do” he says gesturing towards the burrow beast “and I can tell you’re not doing everything you can do yet, so why sit by and help them when you hold the power to just, take them all over, why not join forces with our empire and have whatever you want” the furon exclaims.

Silence, this was all that was heard along with trees rustling as sans turns down his head with eyes close, at least, until slight chuckling can be heard, which then slowly begins increasing until it transforms into a sort of full blown laughter, almost as if it was somehow one of the funniest things the skeleton had heard, and let’s just say, the furon was more than a bit ticked off by this, what the hell did he find so funny about it when he was for once genuinely trying to be serious, in fact the furon wasn’t just ticked of, he was fucking pissed, how the hell could he just laugh at him like he had told a joke “what the hell do you think is so funny”.

All of a sudden sans laughter begins to die down as he once again dawns a serious look and looks at crypto “it’s simple, I can’t, humans are way better than either than us” this not only confused crypto, but made him much angrier “ it’s they’re… determination, no matter what is thrown at them, they always push through, they’ll never give up, not me, nor you, nor anyone else could truly deal with them when they truly put their minds to something” as this point the furon was practically gritting his teeth, this… thing (he was angry enough to no longer refer to him as something that even acknowledged him) dared to suggest that he was lesser than some idiot monkeys, how the heck could he have the nerve to even think to suggest that after everything the two of them had already done, it was absolutely absurd.

“What the hell did you say” crypto practically screamed, he was incredibly angry, so much so that his powers were practically creating a multicoloured aura to surround himself “you believe that I would eventually lose to these monkeys, like hell I will, the furon empire is the greatest in this, and every other universe, we will never be beaten” you could practically see the veins on his head at this point, which if it could have, would of made the skeletons smile grow, he knew this guys type after all, all you gotta do is just imply another thing being better than them and they go all angry and i’m better than everyone else, and in a persons anger, they don’t notice the sound that comes from you raising about ten gaster blasters behind them, except of course he forgot about a certain guy in the chair who is in direct contact with the person.

“CRYPTO, IT’S A TRICK, GET OUT OF THE WAY” upon hearing this the furon quickly activated his jet pack and flew into the air just barely avoiding the massive beams that completely incinerated where he just was, “well shit, thanks for the assist pox” the furon exclaims as he calms down, “so that was you’re plan huh, get me all riled up so you can strike me down, nice try, but it won’t work” he exclaims downs to the skeleton who merely gives a meh and a shoulder shrug in response, “worth a shot”.

However just as he says that he is caught off guard by the ground suddenly shaking which causes the skeleton to stumble over, “what the” he then looks up to see the furon with his arm surrounded by the same multicoloured aura and giving himself an apparent level of strain, something he had never shown before when using psychokinesis, and the reason was because he had never lifted something that big, what exactly was he lifting, well sans found out as he looked behind himself to see an absolutely massive boulder lifted out of the ground as crypto lifted it nearly a mile into the air before turning his hand down and sending down the massive rocks, in fact it moved so fast that it began catching fire, and the moment it landed the boulder itself broke apart from the impact and destroyed a large amount of the forest while lifting up a massive cloud of dust.

Crypto let out a sigh as he turned around only to be face to face with the skeleton, “wow,  that was pretty strong” crypto could only let out a yell as he once again brought out the zap-o-matic and fired a bolt of electricity only for sans to now be behind him as it is shown he is on top of a gaster blaster as crypto once again turns and fires, “missed” he aims upwards at where the voice came from, “so close” lets just say this went on for for twenty more seconds until all of a sudden cryptos jet pack began sputtering, as both give a look at it the furon can only think of one thing to say, “aaaaaahhhhhh crap” before plunging downwards as sans increases the speed of the fall with his gravity manipulation while crypto lets out angry cusses until he hits the ground.

The skeleton then teleports down to look for his opponent looking all around until giving up and deciding to leave, “huh, guess he ran out of bones to give” however all of a sudden sans stops and clutches his head in apparent pain as crypto once again reveals himself from under a pile of rocks he had hid under, and his hand was once again coated in a psychic aura while aimed at the head of the skeleton, “all right pal, I have had it with you, lets see you survive this” the furon states before performing brain extract on the skeleton, who had no way whatsoever to avoid such an attack as crypto yanked his arm back… only for nothing to happen.

“What the” the furon then performs the same move which garners the same results, “why isn’t this working” he yells yanking three more times as the skeleton merely laughs, “heh, I think you forgot something” he states confusing the furon, “oh yeah, and what is that” crypto says in a mocking tone, “im a skeleton, completely hollow inside”… yeah crypto slapped himself for forgetting something so obvious.

“So, we still fighting or are you giving up now and going back home” sans asks, genuinely hoping it was the latter so he did not need to fight anymore, though considering his luck, it likely wouldn’t be that, no matter how hard he tried, “you kidding, hell no, not only have you pissed me off, are standing the way of my goals and insulted my entire race, this is some of the  most fun I’ve had in ages, and I am not giving up until one of us is completely disintegrated” states crypto as he once again readies his weapon with a newfound… determination, causing the judge of the underground to let out a sigh as he brings out a ketchup bottle and chugs it giving himself an extra energy boost before teleporting it away, “welp, guess it can’t be helped” he says raising his arm and summoning multiple bones behind himself before aiming it forward and firing them at the furon.

However this time crypto was more prepared as he ran forwards before suddenly activating his dash, allowing himself to glide through the bones and easily sidestepping them before reaching sans and launching a punch that the skeleton merely leans back from before raising a bone that bashes into the furon shield knocking him backwards multiple feat and cancelling out the dash, allowing the bones to begin ramming into his shield from all sides, stumping the furon on what to do as they were restraining his movements, but even worse he checked his shield to see that it had barely any energy left causing the furon to begin getting worried, until he remembered an ability he had as he just barely got a clean shot on sans and activated it, causing the skeleton to look shocked as all of a sudden the bones changed direction, almost as if they had become… magnetised to him as he quickly evaporated the bones allowing the furon to once again enter dash and rush off after leaving several grenades which distract the skeleton.

“Ggrrghh, hey poxxie, think you can track if any monkeys are nearby, could really use a boost in dna right about now” he asks his holographic companion who is silent for a few moments before, “good news, you’re in luck, about half a mile to your west appears to be a human “camp” as they call it, I’m detecting multiple of their life signs” holopox responds to which crypto gives a devilish smile, “great” he says before turning right and heading off… “wrong way crypto” all of a sudden he zooms back the other way, “right, I knew that”.

A couple minutes later we see sans walking forwards through the forest, thankfully cryptos dash created a slight slipstream that wrecked up nearby bushes, allowing the skeleton to easily follow it, and so he walked along until he spotted what looked to be the light of a campfire nearby, “oh no” he lets out realising that there was people nearby, and that that killer had likely found them, so he quickly picked up his pace in a hope that he wasn’t to late, however sadly, the moment he got there he was proven to late, while he couldn’t quite see it he knew the smell, it was a sickly iron smell meshed up with what seemed to be rotten flesh, it almost made him gag as he put his hand over his mouth before continuing forwards to see the sight, there was about five bodies out there, each with the tops of there heads seemingly completely blown off and with the juices leaking out, he was completely appalled by this as he looked around for the furon responsible and walked up to one of the two cabins there.

All of a sudden as sans enters a cabin he quickly dodges out of the way way of a screaming human who tried to hit him with a bat before they got a good look at the skeleton “heya there bud” sans says clearly trying to calm the human down, “you okay, what happened” he says bringing out a ketchup and handing it to the teenage boy who quickly denies it, “s-some psycho monster came out of nowhere and started killing my friends”, the kid sounded distressed and on the verge of tears, and the look on his face was one of pure fear and distraught, one the skeleton remembered well from what had happened in the last timeline, “hey, hey, it’s okay, I’m trying to take him down, now I just need you to tell me where he went”.

The boy was clearly scared but he was still able to raise his hand and point in the direction of the back of the cabin as sans gives him a nod before moving in that direction, however as he proceeds the boy once again raises his arm, and lets of a creepy smile as the zap-o-matic is summoned into his hands before firing out only for it to be blocked as a wall of bones raises behind the skeleton, “you really thought that trick would work on me” the skeleton states as he lowers the shield while crypto leaps out of the humans body before shooting a blast from another weapon at the body, “maybe not, but lets see you handle this”.

Before the skeletal comic can question what he’s talking about, the body begins convulsing and shaking before getting up as the body lets out a deep guttural roar and lunges forwards in an attempt to bite into the skeleton who merely sidesteps the lunge before raising a bone into its chest, which doesn’t actually do anything as it keeps moving forwards as if nothing happened, so taking the best route he can think of, sans teleports outside.

Only this wasn’t that effective as when outside he turns around to see the other bodies had also become zombies, and all of them were currently moving towards the judge of the underground as he also begins to hear what sounds like a jet pack taking of, things were really not starting to look good for the skeleton, I mean it’s not like he can fire a massive beam of energy to destroy them all… oh wait.

Yeah hearing me say that sans summoned multiple gaster blasters and incinerated all of the zombies before hopping onto his own gaster blaster and then taking off in the direction of crypto who looked back to see his opponent was already able to follow him again, “oh come on, what does it take to beat this guy” crypto exclaims as he turns around to fly backwards and begins firing disintegrator shots with one hand and telekinetically moving trees with the other.

Seeing these coming sans begins manuvering around the blasts like their nothing while activating his gaster blaster to destroy any of the trees that got to close and teleporting in front of an attack occasionally as well, seeing he was getting nowhere the furon attempted to grab a hold of the gaster in an attempt to wrestle control away from the skeleton who kept a solid grip on the control of his weapon/temporary vehicle.

This action causes the furon even more annoyance so he goes to turning around and attempting to speed up, only there was one problem, every time he thought he had made distance he looked back to see the skeleton was still getting closer, dammit he needed to think of something soon, and that was better said than done as the blaster was firing of multiple blasts now that he had to manuever around, which is when he realises it, exactly what he needed to do.

All of a sudden he dipped down to just above the trees and reached down to grab a simple twig, however he done this just outside of the view of sans, making it seem like he had merely tried to get out the way of another blast, at least, until crypto begins slowing down until he is right next to the skeleton, with that same sadistic smile, but before sans can question what the furon is doing he instantly fires forward the stick which is enhanced to much higher speeds with a pk push, it sent out the stick so fast it at such a close range that the skeleton could just barely dodge, and the thing still managed to clip his t-shirt.

Crypto let out a laugh as he finally managed to land a proper hit on the skeleton the had been bothering him so much, I mean it wasn’t that big a hit but this was still a small victory, one made even greater by the skeletons own look on his face from having almost been hit, however sans quickly shoves these worries out of his head as he plunges his arm downwards causing crypto to let out a scream from being sent down so suddenly, but that wasn’t all as crypto looked at exactly where he was about to crash into, which made his eyes almost bulge out of their sockets, it was a giant lake they were currently over.

Thinking fast crypto utilised his psychic powers as well as he could and ripped a nearby tree out of the ground that he called over to slam into instead, managing to successfully avoid drowning in the lake and now surfing along it on top of the tree, “well, guess you found your “roots” in the water, just like humans” sans states once again angering the furon who brings out a new weapon once again, “why don’t I get you started on your burning in hell” the furon shouts letting loose the massive blast of plasma which is countered by a shot from a quickly summoned gaster blaster that releases a beam of similar size, “hey, now you’re also doing puns, this really is becoming a blast” sans states giving of a slight chuckle.

However as the beam struggle kept going it was becoming clear that the gaster blaster was slowly gaining ground, at least until they crashed due to neither concentrating on where they were going and both being flung upwards, at least crypto is as sans teleports back to the ground safely while the furon crashes down to the ground causing a large amount of dirt to be kicked up as the punmaster lets out a laugh at this.

The furon however was very unamused with this as he let out a grunt while getting himself out of the pile of dirt he found himself in while giving the skeleton stink eyes before doing something I don’t think anyone would expect him to do, he let out a large yell and charged at the skeleton before launching a genuine punch, and while surprised at this the skeleton was able to quickly regain his focus in time to tilt his head to the side and avoid the punch before raising a bone that impacts his opponents gut… or would have if not for the shield still being up, though it was still capable of knocking his opponent back multiple feat as crypto once again activates his dash before charging towards the skeleton and launching a punch which is met with a bone, and surprisingly with enough strength to rip of a normal humans limbs crypto managed to shatter the bone to pieces and while slightly stumbled continued charging before launching a hit towards the skeletons face which sans raises a hand to block, which probably would have killed the skeleton of not for something cushioning the impact.

Pppphhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrtttttttttt

There is mostly just silence for a couple seconds after this as crypto narrows his eyes at his opponent with an unimpressed look on his face which is severely out of place when compared to the skeletons goofy grin which while I’m definetly sure is frozen to his face is currently what he is genuinely feeling as he snickers at his prank before ducking under another punch from the furon and bashing them on the head with a bone which is once again blocked by the force field.

Realising that he could probably end up having to actually get physical sans backs up before squinting his eyes in concentration as he focuses on calling forth a specific weapon, it had a wooden handle, was a blunt weapon that he could use to knock someone out or defend from attacks and was one that he was incredibly well trained in using, that’s right people, sans has summoned his mop… “seriously” crypto exclaims as he looks at his opponents choice of weapon  before deciding that if his opponent wanted a battle like this, then he would be more than happy to obliged as he used his telekinesis to bring over a sturdy looking branch, I mean hey, he’s fought ninjas who use these kinds of weapons before, so this skeleton should be nothing, so as both use both hands to get solid grips on they’re weapons they proceed to charge forwards to begin an epic ninja battle.

Starting us of sans goes in with a mid-body side strike which is proceeded to be blocked by crypto who spins his weapon upwards allowing a minor stun on his opponent which the furon capitalises on by proceeding to perform a downwards strike in an attempt to bash open his skull, only for sans to just barely lean backwards from and successfully dodge aside from another bit of his shirt being damaged and causing a loose thread to appear, “ok writer can you please stop writing that, it feels like you’re trying to…” no I am not its just injuries to clothes are literally the only way damage can be shown getting down to you as even the slightest bit of bodily damage will be extremely bad for you, “ah ok, hey while I’m breaking the fourth wall, hope you people are enjoying reading this, anything to keep ya distracted from attempting to do the genocide route” he thinks out to us before jumping over a leg aimed swing from the furon before doing an overhead whack on him with the cloth side wetting his face with the mops juices as crypto wipes them off before swinging forwards again.

This continues on for quite a few minutes with both launching strong swings that are either blocked (be it by stick or force field), dodged or redirected without either side giving up their edge or being pushed back, right up until they both clash at the same time and enter a stalemate with both foes attempting to push forwards, they even resort to sans increasing his weapons weight for more push and crypto using his telekinesis to apply more force as well, and the moment one side feels they are getting pushed back they simply begin to apply more pressure with there powers, at least until sans notices something, it was very very small, to the point that only someone with the skill to tell how many times you’ve died from facial expression alone would be able to notice, and luckily sans could, they were small cracks, running along his mop, which was obviously going to happen considering it was mop versus ginormous sturdy stick but still, and while someone could be worried by this revelation sans wasn’t, he could use this, he just had to make sure he was able to time it well enough for his plan to work, so he simply kept pushing as more cracks began to form, and now crypto could see them too, and seeing it he smiled wider knowing his enemy was about to be in deep trouble, so he to began pushing harder against it, exactly as the skeleton wanted him to, the mop was now barely holding on, maybe ten more seconds from what sans could tell, he just hoped he wasn’t off, now five, three, two… one, now, all of a sudden the mop broke as crypto was pushed forwards at a rate he didn’t actually expect to fling himself forwards at, and in that split second sans put his plan into action, he teleported back multiple feet before raising bone at an angle right next to his telekinetic  foes feet causing him to be raised high into the air for a follow up of a gaster blaster being summoned right in front of his skyward facing stomach and sending the furon downwards to the ground (while sped up by gravity manipulation) were he crashes into even more ones causing the shield to break.

Getting back up crypto is unable to react in time as sans fires a small bone which simply causes crypto to be cut on the arm, surprising crypto as he had assumed to skeleton would go for a much bigger attack, that is of course until he feels it, an intense pain going right through the arm, it felt like his veins were being pierced by hundreds of tiny scolding hot needles constantly, it was unbearable, and taking a look crypto found out why, his veins were showing across his arm, but they weren’t the usual colour, they were… pink, yet the pain wasn’t even the worst of it, the stuff felt like it was draining him of his energy, his life force… his… soul.

This was it, this was that power pox had mentioned, and it was currently making a damn good attempt at killing him, at least until the pain suddenly began to subside, almost like it wasn’t even there to begin with, and crypto was left breathless as he began to recover from that ordeal and slowly begin to stand up again as he looked forwards towards his opponent, “karma, really is a…, yeah I don’t think I can say that considering the species our god is” sans states as crypto simply shrugs it off, getting used to the skeletons weird and absurd comments, though he was now a lot more cautious, he couldn’t let the skeleton land another hit like that, otherwise things may just go much worse for himself should another of those attacks land on him.

So with this in mind crypto does the thing any sensible person would do in a situation, that’s right, the very technique of a certain anime family themselves, he ran away as fast as his legs could carry him with dash activated, I mean, it was solely to buy his shield time to build up again, not like he had anything else planned… he actually doesn’t, that’s literally the sole reason this guys doing it, why else would he be raining the battlefield with grenades that sans simply kept teleporting around to avoid.

Knowing exactly what his opponent was trying to do sans knew he had to try and end this before he could do so, unfortunately he couldn’t get close enough due to all the bombs covering the battlefield and exploding whenever he tried to get close, which instantly made sans laugh as he realised something, “wait a minute, he’s constantly spamming a move to keep his opponent from delivering the killing blow, he’s just ripping off my special attack… neato” sans thinks to himself with his chilled out personality, however due to that laziness his opponent had ended up getting away into the trees causing sans to place his hand to his head before summoning a certain vehicle he owns to allow himself to keep up with his opponent.

As crypto was dashing through the forest he was wracking his brain for any possible means he had to take this guy down, he still had his spaceship, a few of his much more overpowered weapons, he even had a single use of the temporal fist he could use and if things really got too hard he could always simply take over his mind, but which of these would be a fitting end to someone who had genuinely provided him with a large amount of fun, even if it was starting to actually get painful… and annoying, but hey, he is the greatest warrior of the furon empire, a little roughhousing should be nothing to himself, though before he can continue with these thoughts he is interrupted by what  can only be described as a bicycle bell, well close enough as he looked to his side were the noise came from only to see his opponent sitting on a bright red clearly for children tricycle, while this skeleton was certainly tough, crypto still lacked the means to treat him seriously, at least until he realised something, he was still in dash, and yet the skeleton was still capable of keeping up with him, how the hell was this possible.

But before the furon could question this further he was just barely able to turn his head in time to dodge a bone that was in front of himself, but that wasn’t the only thing, somehow the skeleton had already gotten far ahead of himself while he had took his eyes away, and was now sending out multiple obstacles of various bones, but that wasn’t all, all of a sudden the screen began to switch and morph as crypto now appeared in the form of a heart, and sans was above the top of the screen which was now encased in a white board, while he was now black and white, it was time for a…

Bullet hell

Before the furon can question what exactly had just happened he moves his heart shaped thing above the bones before diving under some more and then successfully getting through some that formed a very tight path as all of a sudden it finishes and crypto is left with a proper view of what was going on due to his opponent seemingly no longer attacking.

It looked almost like the battle screen for one of those humans old rpg games, he could see his name, his lv (he had no idea what that was) which was at nearly sixty four (could possibly have to do with how many people he killed) and what appeared as though to be his shield strength, which was currently non existent, but what truly intrigued him was the buttons below them, fight, act, item and mercy. Obviously he ignored the last option and only concentrated on the other three, going of of his rough knowledge on those types of games he had a feeling he knew what could be going on, and he knew he likely could only do one thing before the skeleton attacked again, so, knowing he would likely dodge he moved over to the only two options left, but it was the thing that was moving that really intrigued him, it was in the shape of a love heart but it appear as though to hold a similar colour to his psychic aura, and from some of the pictures pox had shown him before he knew exactly what it was, his soul.

Knowing he should make a move crypto decided to go onto the items square, which is when he saw them, eight pieces of dna that he could use to heal, so selecting it he instantly got this message: *you ate the human dna, you’re a sicko, shield strength returned to max. While unhappy with the insult the furon was glad he had recovered his main defence, and all of a sudden the soul moved right back up to the center of the board as sans had something to say before starting, and somehow a speech bubble appeared next to the skeletons head, “huh, didn’t think you would know how this works, oh well” all of a sudden he slams his left hand down turning the heart blue and sending it to the ground as crypto saw bones coming from both sides with a small space in the middle of both at the same bit, knowing what he needed to do crypto waited until the last second before jumping and just barely managing to dodge as he then repeats this process several times.

It then goes ack to showing it being cryptos turn as he decides to simply press the attack button as he looks at which weapon to pick, however while deciding he looks up and realises something, the skeleton is currently in a very confined space, no room up and only slight room to the sides, so he instantly knows which weapons to pick as the heart goes over to the ball lightning one and taps it, all of a sudden he see a new screen with a line coming across and three yellow bits with a black line in the middle of, figuring out he needs to do crypto successfully taps on all three lines as the balls suddenly appear in front of sans and go towards him, however before they can hit three bones raise below the three balls dissipating them as the skeleton once again speaks “what, you thought I would just stand there and let those hit me” before the heart once again enters the board, this time the furon is once again slammed down, but instead of bones heading towards himself a red marker popped out of the ground reaching just over the heart, knowing this was likely a warning the heart proceeded to jump upwards just barely avoiding bones that popped out of the ground, but before the furon can celebrate the skeleton aims his arm towards another wall causing the heart to move that way, and due to the surprise of this crypto is caught of guard as more bones pop out of the wall causing the furon to be hit causing a slight bit of damage to be taken from the shields bar as the same thing happens upwards this time, but due to being more prepared the furon successfully dodges once again before repeating this process several times with only slight damage being dealt over the course of the attack before ending as crypto is once again left with a choice, his opponent was still able to avoid all of his attacks and now within here he was severely restricted in what he actions he could take…

Wait a minute, actions, crypto quickly moves onto the act button and is left with only two choices, check and… break, this was likely it as he tapped the button and all of a sudden a large pk blast escapes from the furon, which sans once again avoids without problem, but that wasn’t the furons aim as he saw behind the skeleton exactly what he hoped to, as on the wall of blackness a crack began appearing, and while small the furon could still use that move numerous more times, he just had to hope the skeleton wouldn’t notice until it was too late as sans simply stood in silence as the next attack started up, this time however the heart stayed the same colour as a gaster blaster appeared which crypto got out of the way of efore it could fire as a few more came out and repeated this, though as he was only concentrated on dodging them he didn’t realise he had gotten trapped into a corner and was hit with another blast sending his shields strength to three fourths full.

Crypto recoiled from this, while he still had plenty left and had enough dna to recover well beyond the amount of turns it would likely take to break out, he still cursed himself for letting himself be trapped like that, though the furon knew he couldn’t allow that to bother him as he took his next turn and once again released a psychic blast which widened the gap in the background, though this time the skeleton was starting to get curious, “what exactly are you trying to gain from using the same attack again” he states, tempted to turn around but knowing that was almost definitely not a good idea.

“Beating your stupid ass” crypto states as the attack sequence commences and he jumps on top of a platform that comes by just barely avoiding a gaster blast as he then leapt of the platform to avoid another and then jumping back up… right into another one that sans had snuck in sapping the furons shield to half health, “hey that’s cheating” he exclaims angrily, though the skeleton was unconcerned by this for one specific reason, during attack he had turned around, “says the guy who is currently wrecking the place” sans yelled back, “oh please, at least I’m not actually breaking this things rules” crypto responds…

“Heh, you think what I’m doing just now is breaking the rules of this place… why don’t I show you what that really looks like” the skeletal comic responds with his eyes once again going black, at least, until they light up with a bright flashing blue and yellow colouration.

Before the furon can even begin questioning what is happening the screen flashes as bones surround the heart on all sides and close in with barely any room to move and result in a large health sap which is followed up by another flash revealing a gaster blaster on each side that all fire sapping even more health before finishing with the heart being slammed around the board into bones which leaves crypto at a tenth of the energy left, which is then sapped away as a bone pops up on the menu once again surprising the furon and leaving the shield at 1% energy, “holy… shit” crypto exclaims exhausted from the onslaught as he once again heals, he now new he would need to try really hard now.

Sans eye once again glows yellow as he once again begins performing jump cuts, this time crypto is on one platform that’s over another and performs a circle movement to avoid the bones coming from both ways, he then jumps over an oncoming wall before then being stuck in two different rows of bones with big ones on top and little ones on bottom as he perfectly times each jump, he then moves out of the way of a gaster blaster that’s about to fire as it then returns to being the furons turn. He decides to try using the break action again but this time bones pop up to stop it, “rrggh, dammit” he exclaims as sans chuckles before the furon hears some static noise in his ear, “c… cryp… an… ear m… wha… ened, whe… ar… u” it was clearly pox’s voice, it appears as though signals were able to just barely get through, which is when crypto realises, he still does have something he can do to get out, however first he would need to get through sans next attack.

This time sans eyes didn’t flash, this time it was a similar attack from before, only now it was much bigger gaster blasters, though now crypto knew he would need to keep an eye on the surroundings so he he did not get trapped once again, and while he did still get hit (mostly due to the beams size) it was only once, and so he could take his turn and use it for an attack, and so he brought out a new gun and simply placed a target for one of the walls, he just hoped the signal was able to reach it as he prepared for the skeletons next attack.

Mars, the red planet and fourth away from the sun, it is known for being inhospitable due to its dangerous environment and lack of oxygen, it also just so happens to have an asteroid belt, specifically the Martian asteroid belt, however it was later repurposed by the furon empire after killing of all of the Martians as a source for one of their most destructive weapons, and currently it was getting a slightly dodgy signal from a location on earth, though it was just getting through enough to get an exact location as some machinery began starting up, and all of a sudden three massive meteors would be shot out of it, unfortunately however as of right at that moment it was at the other side of the sun, so the meteor were taking a small while as they flew right around the sun, the burning heat doing nothing to the giant chunks of already burning rock while the intense gravity only helped to speed them up as they zoomed past mercury and then proceeded to also bypass Venus as they got a lot closer to earth, however they did accidentally scuff the surface of the moon but this only resulted in more space debris flying of towards our planet as the entered the atmosphere and concluded the final fantasy seven reference as many pieces of the moon collided with the planets surface, wrecking multiple places at once, while not that bad there was still many lost, but the main ones we are caring about is the first three as they zoom in on the forest.

Back with our two opponents both were getting somewhat frustrated, sans was still constantly dodging while firing out impossible amounts of, as crypto would describe it as, utter bullshit while crypto was still using the dna to recover, with the main thing ticking of sans being that this person simply treated the culmination of what others had lived for as nothing but a snack to help himself to, but that’s when they both started hearing rumbling and began shaking, though while this confused sans it overjoyed crypto as he new his meteor gun had finally took full effect, which was shown as all of a sudden the area they were in burst open as a giant meteorite collided downwards towards the two of them breaking them out of the battle board as sans teleports away from its path while crypto simply activates his dash and gets out of its range.

Crypto raced through the forest, sidestepping multiple falling pieces of moon rock as he attempted to find even a trace of his opponent, while he did believe the skeleton would likely survive he also knew he had never seen something with this much destructive force before, any trees that weren’t already burnt up by the forest fire were either crushed or smashed through now, “pox, how the hell did this happen” crypto askes, barely ducking under another, “it appears as though the haywire signal caused its aim to be slightly of, and so the meteors hit into the moon and launched multiple pieces of it towards the planet as well” pox exclaims as crypto merely grumbles at this as he rushes towards a nearby mountain to try and get above the rain.

And on top of the mountain already was the skeleton who could merely look in shock at what he was seeing, explosions coated the forest that was once teeming with life, yet over the course of his fight had now become a desolate and destroyed place, but that wasn’t all, he could see more hitting the nearby towns, causing untold damage and likely wrecking many peoples lives, and the worst part for him was, if he hadn’t confronted the furon maybe this wouldn’t have happened… no, crypto had came for him, he wouldn’t have been able to avoid it anyway. As these thoughts brewed within the skeletons head, he began to feel a new emotion surfacing up, it wasn’t one he felt often, but he knew exactly what it was, anger, and currently it was aimed towards the psychotic alien who was right now running up the mountain towards the skeleton that he had just spotted.

And as crypto raced up the rocky surface he to was feeling a great surge of anger, not only had that weird ability of his caused his weapon to malfunction  no matter what he threw at the skeleton he was just able to dodge, that is of course when he suddenly get another message from pox, “crypto, the order you made is currently held up but should be near within ten minutes at the coordinates I’ve just put on your map, you just need to hold up until then”.

“Thanks poxy” crypto exclaims with a sinister smirk on his face, the skeleton had no idea what he was about to get into, but first crypto still had to keep him busy, though it seemed like sans was reciprocating his want for this fight as he began firing bones downwards towards crypto, and while the furon was able to dodge them his opponent wasn’t actually aiming for him as the rocks of the mountain tumbled down towards him from being flung of by the bones as crypto brought out the zap-o-matic and began incinerating all bones and rocks that got near him, meanwhile up with sans the skeleton was beginning to sweat quite a bit, he knew he couldn’t keep up his string of attacks and so decided to stop before then drinking some more ketchup and replenishing his energy, but that time out was all crypto needed to finally get up to the ledge that sans was on.

Crypto looked around at the ledge he was currently on, there wasn’t much notable about it, there was a few plants and bushes but it was mostly bare, it was quite small, only six feet wide making range slightly tricky and as he looked down he knew a fall from up here would likely kill him, but he also knew that the same would be for his opponent as both realised they couldn’t utilise range the once again opted the try close up fighting as they charged at each other, things were just about to pick up the pace even more.

Crypto launched a straight punch which the skeleton performed a quick spin to avoid and get behind the furon before slapping his back with a quickly summoned bone that crypto managed to lean forwards to avoid as he performed a slight role and proceeded to fling multiple rocks at the skeleton that were blocked by a bone shield sprouting up and moving towards crypto who instantly jumped out of the way of them before using psyckokinesis on them and launching them at sans who managed to dive under them before summoning a bone to his hand, which is when crypto remembers something he had picked up ages ago.

While he hadn’t ever used it, during his time spent with some ninjas who ran that cult for him, he had picked up one of their blades for if he ever wanted t try using it, and this seemed like a good time to try as he brought it out, “really glad that cult let me take this” he exclaims wielding the katana with both hands as sans wields his bones in a similar stance before both then charge at each other.

Crypto swung the katana down which sans batted away with a strike to its side with his bone before jabbing forwards which crypto countered by leaping back from before going for a sideways strike which sans deflects hitting it above his head and knocking the furon back a bit before sweeping his legs and knocking him over causing crypto to get extremely close to the edge as sans goes for a downwards strike which crypto roles to the side to avoid before getting up and swinging at sans back which he just barely ducks down from getting a bit of hood chipped of before turning around and landing a successful strike to the stomach, which while blocked again the shear force put behind it due to sans gravity manipulation still caused a slight amount of pain and made some spit exit the furons mouth as he dropped the katana and clutched his stomach in pain letting out a slight groan.

Sans chuckles at having landed a really effective hit towards his opponent as he dissolves the bones back into dust before extending his hand towards the furon who is still in slight pain, “geuss this is it huh, welp, it was terrible knowing ya bud” he states as a new bone extends from his hand and knocks the furon down the cliff, clearly happy with his handiwork as he prepared to teleport down before stopping as he hears the telltale sound of the furons jet pack starting up and flying back towards him, “tsk, right, forgot about that”.

As crypto is now no longer needing the cliffs edge yet his opponent clearly still does he knew he could just keep wrecking it and close in the judges space to move freely in, so he began simply opening fire on it with the grenade launcher causing big chunks to come off of it as sans just keeps leaping out of the way of the blasts, though this left him with only a few inches of cliff yet that he was barely able to stay on while the furon simply approaches him slowly, “any last words” he states tauntingly while aiming the gun at sans who all of a sudden goes from a worried faced to a pretty relaxed one with what would have been a sinister grin if he could control his facial expression, “yeah actually, three if we’re being exact with this” as this is said crypto suddenly feels a lot heavier as he looks down to see a ring of bones under him in the style of a basketball hoop as sans states that very well known line of his, “ggggeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt dddduuuuuuuuunnnnnnnkkkkkkkeeeddddddd oooooooonnnn” all of a sudden the furon invader is tossed downwards through the ring and slammed into the side of the mountain, the blow was strong enough to cause a crack to form on the mountains side and making the descendant of the lord of the sacred crotch actually spit up a dribble of blood as he enters a slight coughing fit from the blow to his lungs, in the meantime sans had teleported down to the ground and as it turns out was right in front of a cave, which he used to his advantage by entering it as crypto got up and saw this.

Not completely using his head at the moment crypto took about a millisecond to decide on entering the cave as well, and was now within a complete darkness which he slightly undid by bringing out the zap-o-matic and using its slight glow from the energy inside to give himself a small source of light, and so the furon walked further into the cave.

Crypto was slightly surprised at just how long the cave was, it had almost felt like he was walking for an entire hour until he actually began to hear something, it was a slight scuffling sound, one he recognised from sans slippers dragging across the floor, so he knew he had to be close, only, it sounded out behind him, so how hadn’t he heard it before that, and as crypto turned around he instantly backed up into a stone that poked his back, only, it felt smooh, almost like… bone. Having a feeling he knew exactly what was behind him the furon turned around to be faced with those two round, white, lifeless eyes of the gaster, only, more began appearing, on its side or above it, and very soon there was roughly a hundred eyes staring at him from all sides, feeling a slight fear creep up his back crypto shakily raised up an arm holding the rainbow coloured super baller and fired, and its light was just enough to show the entire army of gaster blasters currently surrounding him, and all the furon could do in this situation was one thing, make one noise, “gulp”.

On the outside of the cave we can see sans leaning against the stone of it picking his teeth with his bony fingers and picking out a piece of ketchup which he shrugs about before putting back into his mouth as multiple gaster blasts and energy weapons are heard within the cave alongside screaming as lights flash outwards of the cave while sans just mostly ignores it while a whoosh of a jet pack is heard exiting the cave as the skeleton looks to see multiple gaster blasters exit it in chase, some of which are shown with scorch marks on them, after seeing this sans straightens himself up, gets into a running stance… and sits down drinking some ketchup.

The furon races through the now charred forest dodging beams of magic coming at him from many angles as he aims his dislocator behind himself and fires five discs that remove some of the approaching gasters from their path only for some more to pop up. “Dammit” the furon exclaims as he sees them still approaching, even if he had dwindled their numbers there was still quite a few, and what was worse was that a couple of his weapons were extremely low on ammo yet he had no idea how much more his opponent would be able to give, thankfully however, at the same time he saw the lights of a truck up ahead with a symbol he hadn’t seen in a long time, and while some would be confused about a truck from an old and no longer in business restaurant appearing, the furon couldn’t have been happier.

However at the same time sans saw this too, and had a feeling whatever was in the truck would not be good for himself, so as the furon got close he was cutoff by a massive wall of bones sprouting up in front of himself and even above and around them, almost forming a sort of makeshift arena with just the cold, ethereal light of the moon providing light for the two as the otherworldly conqueror lowered himself down and approached the skeletal comic who done the same until they were both face to face, with the furon standing just barely under an inch over underground judge who was still able to make himself seem intimidating despite the goofy grin frozen in place on his face.

“Wanna tell me what the truck is doing here” sans questions starting of their small conversation and break, “giving me the means to take you down, so why not let me get it” the furon replies with a sense of authority, “and why exactly do you think I would do that?” The skeleton once again questions as the furon states through gritted teeth, “because I want you to” though all he gets in return is a single “hah” before sans starts speaking “yea, I don’t think I will, you really think im stupid enough to just let you get something that will turn the tides away from being comfortably in my favour”. “Oh please, the fight is always in my favour”, “really, cause it seems like I’ve been decimating you for the majority of the previous hour that we’ve been fighting for” sans cockily replies angering the furon who then outstretches his hands and releases a yell which is accompanied by a huge psychic pulse which sans raises some bones to block from (causing them to slightly crack) before pushing them into crypto and knocking him backwards and onto a back footed form that undone his usual balance.

Now pushed into a very awkward position crypto is just barely able to summon a weapon to defend himself from a bone that was flung his way and knocked him down onto the ground in a sitting position, only that wasn’t the worst of his current situation as the furon looked down to see his weapon now held a big crack across its middle, specifically his ball lightning gun as sparks flew out of the now broken gun, and weeelllllll, lets just say crypto had reached an even knew level of boiling rage if that was even possible as he sat looking at the broken gun for a couple seconds before letting out a massive yell of anger as he grabbed sans and flung him multiple feet backwards just barely avoiding the wall he brought back down so as to have a much softer landing.

Before he can bring down the other wall however it is instantly yanked out of the ground and swung at the skeleton who dissipates the wall of bones before they can hit before raising a wall of blue bones and firing them towards the furon, and due to the sheer size and width of it crypto is unable to dodge out of the way so he attempts to to stand his ground and stay still with his hands raised over his head as he waits for the attack to hit… any seconds now… “shouldn’t it have hit by now” is the thought in cryptos head as he opens his eyes only to see the bones harmlessly pass through him.

There is a couple of seconds of silence before the furons rage instantly subsides in place of a new feeling, uncontrollable laughter “ahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahhahahaahhaha, seriously, if that was  some form of an attack, then I feel really embarrassed for you” the furon states while laughing his head of as he goes to punch into the blue bones to once again show how wimpy they are, yeah he instantly regretted it as the pain instantly floods through his arm and he lets out a blood curdling scream of pain while clutching the arm and jumping around the place in an attempt to ward of the fiery pain.

While that was going on in case you were wondering what the van driver was doing to have not noticed, well he was currently singing along with the radio “carry on my wayward sssoooooonnn, there’ll be peace when you are doooonnne, don’t cry no mooooo-oooorrree” he sings in a rather nice voice as he passes by the currently vary pained furon.

Thankfully however, the pain subsided for long enough that the furon was able to spot the truck passing by, however before he can do anything about it he is suddenly surrounded on all sides by more blue bones that keep him locked in place as sans walked up to him, “geuss you could say your chances are starting to look a little blue” the skeleton states as crypto simply stares at him in an unusually calm way that actually slightly unnerves the skeleton who all of a sudden feels a rumbling in the ground again, “you have more than one worm, don’t you” he exclaims before using his gravity manipulation to allow him to jump into the air and right out of the reach of the bursting out burrow beast that knocks away the blue bones allowing crypto to escape as he runs towards the truck leaving sans to deal with the new burrow beast that lunges forwards to which sans simply sidesteps.

The skeleton then begins unleashing a torrent of bones upon the beast, some of which successfully stick themselves in the skin or knock of bits of the spikes, however almost like it’s an adrenaline junky the creature is completely unaffected and continues charging towards the skeleton who leaps out of the way and creates three gaster blasters that all open fire on the same spot on the creature causing its skin to tear as it approaches and tries to bite down only for sans to teleport above it and fire down quite a few bones at its neck in an attempt to behead the creature, however its naturally tough skin and muscles causes them to simply stick out of it.

Sans the decides to land back down and uses his gravity manipulation on the creature to cause it to fall upwards into the sky before then increasing its weight and slamming it into some more risen bones causing more of its skin to be pierced by them, only for it to once again get up and burrow under the ground to try and surprise attack the skeleton who simply counters by firing multiple gasters into the ground to try and draw it out, which is successful as the creature emerges behind the skeleton and bites down… or at least tries to if not for the bones currently holding its jaw open as it raises its head and tries to shake them out along with the skeleton, unfortunately sans has other ideas as he summons another gaster blaster which opens fire right down the burrow beasts throat.

Unable to survive its insides being torn around the beast finally collapses to the ground dead, and leaves the skeleton to once again dissipate his bones before exiting the mouth, “phew, your breath stinked, good thing I gave you something that was bone fresh” he exclaims to the currently dead alien before turning around to spot the van now wrecked up, with pieces of metal covering the area and some even having blood stains on them, likely implying that the beautifully voiced driver is dead.

(If you need a minute, I understand)

But before he can question what had happened a loud metal clunking noise fills the air, as sans turns around to face something he definetly wasn’t expecting, it was giant and it looked like a big chubby child in red and white overalls with a hot dog symbol on its front, it even had a hairstyle that looked like it had a lot of grease in it as cryptos voice booms from a speaker inside, “like it, I call him BIG WILLY” as sans gets ready for some more fighting, clearly this wasn’t nearly gonna be done yet.

Mechas unleashed

Ever the aggressor, crypto had the mech stomp forwards in an attempt to crush the skeleton who ducks under the attack and launches a bone into its back, unfortunately all this done was create the really unpleasant screekkkiiinnggg noise that just stunned both of them and caused both extreme pain in their ears, however right after the robot turns around and kicks its foot into the ground kicking up lots of ash to try and blind the skeleton who simply teleports away from the cloud before firing another gaster blaster into it to try and hit the mech, however surprisingly enough big willy jumps out of the way with a level of skill you wouldn’t expect from a giant bulky robot as it then turns to face sans and all of a sudden its eyes began glowing with green energy before a laser fires right out of it that sans successfully leaps out of the way of before proceeding to run circles around the mech as it continuously attempts to hit him with lasers.

Sans then fires a bones right into one of its eyes cutting of the laser vision and successfully causing big willy to stumble backwards, only for the mecha to right itself and proceed to open its mouth which proceeds to spew out a green liquid at the skeleton who raises a bone wall to block the attack, and at first it seems successful, at least until a loud sizzling is heard as the acid vomit tears through the bones and almost hits the skeleton if not for his teleportation as sans then appears nearly twenty meters away behind some of the remains of the truck, allowing temporary hiding from the furon for the moment so he can consider his options, “ok, this thing is way tougher than he originally was, thankfully it seems my bones can keep up with its strength, though i’m not entirely sure how I’ll deal with those other abilities, and whatever other things he still hasn’t used yet” he thinks as he proceeds to consider his options while the mech continues to look around for him.

“Dammit, where the hell did that bastard go, does he think he can just run away from me, I’m the greatest goddam warrior of the furon empire” he was thinking to himself… at least until a surprise bone popped up under the mechs foot causing it to stumble backwards as all of a sudden sans once again appears, only this time he was on top of a platform that was over a rising bone, then he summons four more bones, two on each side mimicking that of arms, as well as some tiny ones at the ends of them to mimic finger, and as the cherry on top a gaster blaster formed over the skeleton to mimic a head, completing his own makeshift mech, and so now both stared the other down before moving forwards, big willy running with its legs and sans own mech sliding through the ground as it moved its bones in a way that mimicked a punch about to be thrown while willy performed a similar action as both makeshift fists clashed.

The blows were strong enough to knock each other back while making a minor shockwave, however they then performed the same action over and over, though this time no fist collisions, instead the bones bounced of of the robots tough body as sans manoeuvred his creation around to avoid any blows from the mech that came his way, even lowering the platform at some points or even making it go blue so as to faze through the attacks and cause slight damage to the mechs own arms, though these were barely a problem as it simply kept swinging until sans made both bone arms go together and went for the chin, surprisingly causing the mech to go a few feet of the ground and move backwards a couple meters, only thanks to the range it was now able to use the regurgitron again and fired of another round of acidic vomit which sans raises the bones and summon even more (mimicking a shield) to block before doing a spin and sending the acid back to sender, causing a large bit of paint to chip away from its face and hair making it now have a half a large amount of bubbling metal showing.

A large groan can be heard from inside the machine because of this, and so once again its eyes proceed to glow green, however the gaster blaster head also proceeds to have a white light glow from inside of it, and so all of a sudden both fires of beams at the same time that clash, however thanks to being much bigger the eye beams only hold of a couple inches of the beam as the other parts clash into the robot knocking it back and further damaging its face, this blow is followed up by multiple makeshift punches that produce sparks from the mech as well as knocking it further backwards before following it up with some double handed blows the dent into its face and deal extra damage, however all of a sudden the bones are caught by willies hand and pulled forwards into a kick that lightly cracks some of the bones.

Sans quickly uses his magic to replace them however big willy proceeds to follow up his blow with a leaping punch to the gaster blaster head, cracking through it and barely missing sans who proceeds to manipulate the machines gravity, causing it to become much slower as he backs away from him before reinforcing his own mecha with additional bones, he even proceeds to use them to create a bone sword and shield and adds gaster blaster shoulder guards which are coated with some more bone as he undoes the added weight causing big willy to sprint forwards and land on the ground, only to get up again and grab the roof of the truck as his own makeshift sword.

Both mechs charge towards each other before swinging their makeshift weapons causing yet another clash of bones and metal, however unlike big willy who is needing to use both hands, sans only needed one, and so with the other he began firing of blasts from a gaster blaster into willys eye, causing it to get blinded and knocked backwards with the metal roof now having a big dent through it, but the furon wasn’t one to give up so easily as from inside the mech he utilised his psychokinesis to pick up the pieces of scrap on the floor and toss them towards the skeleton who generates another bone shield that is very quickly pierced through but still provides enough defence for sans to have gotten out of the way only for his mech to be whacked right in the makeshift chest by the massive piece of metal before getting slightly melted by some acid spit.

However, once again sans simply dissolves the broken pieces of bone and creates new ones, once again pissing the furon inside the mech of, though the time as sans mech raises its arm it is holding numerous gaster blasters that immediately fire away on big willy, this time successfully tearing through some metal. Knowing he should no longer hold back big willy takes a surprising route and full on leaps at the skeleton, only it soon turns into a divebombing position as it hits the ground, unleashing its strongest attacks, the wind breaker. This sends out an absolutely massive shockwave that instantly tears through the mech as sans teleports just out of the way of the shockwave, however thanks to the shaking of the ground and the large storm of dust kicked up the skeleton is pretty much made immobile for a few seconds before raising bones from the ground all over the place at a speed that makes their own shockwave and dissipates the dirt, not to mention impales big willys feet causing him to be stuck.

Or so the skeleton thought as willy simply falls backwards onto its ass releasing another windbreaker that destroys all the bones before getting up, knowing another hit could be dangerous sans aims his arms at the mascots head and releases a torrent of bones that knock it back and even successfully pierce through the metal, only for willy to counter by unleashing another hit from the regurgitron that melts all the bones to glop and almost hits the skeleton who raises his arm making a row of gasters which are all quickly cut through before they can finish charging by the eye beams as big willy finally aims to finish the fight by performing its final dive bomb on the skeleton, who is simply to caught up to react as it crashes down on him.

At least, until the giant mech suddenly stops mid air, though that wasn’t the only thing, it was now coated in shadows, heck everything was, except for sans who now appears as though to have a spotlight on himself as he walks out of the way of the falling mech, he then brings out another bottle of ketchup and drinks it causing all of the exhaustion marks on himself to disappear as he looks at his currently frozen opponent before snapping his fingers causing numerous bones to sprout from the ground and hit the robot continuously for twenty seconds all over the place.

Believing this was a significant enough level of damage sans once again snaps his fingers, shutting off his time stop and returning the colour palette to normal, and before the controller of the mech can question why it is no longer going down he gets his answer as it is fired upwards into the air and lands its back onto the ground, big willy is now heavily damaged but is still able to barely get up to the surprise of sans, who now looks at the terrible state of the mech suit, most of its paint job is now torn off, many dents and holes coat its body, one of its arms is holding on by only a few scraps and wires and even one of its eyes are cracked, but it is still able to continue, sans would honestly be very impressed if his opponent wasn’t a villianous asshole who wanted to hurt all of his friends.

Big willy took a couple steps towards the skeleton before firing another eye beam, only this time the beams from the cracked eye due to no longer having a lense to focus it, came out as a much bigger (though technically weaker) blast that coated a large area before dissipating to reveal a fort of bones put up to block the beam, so walking over the mech reached down and ripped away some of the bones, only what was revealed wasn’t a punny skeleton but was instead five gaster blasters which all opened fire at the mech which barely moved out of the way to its left, causing the broken apart arm to be completely torn off and flung away into the distance and just leave a gaping hole.

All of a sudden the machine became a lot heavier as it felt its gravity increase and turned slightly blue, now barely able to move except for turn around ina circle willy does the only thing it can and starts spewing acid from its mouth across the battlefield, this continues for 15 seconds ensuring that it would take ages for any new life to sprout from the ground, at least until a bone comes from the side knocking of willys jaw, this attack causes the acid to simply spew done coating its own chest as it quickly turns off the regurgitron before anything too bad happened, only the damage was already done as a big hole is now planely seen on its stomach revealing the passenger inside to be the furon sans has already been battling for a while now, crypto, who was currently fumbling with the controls of the mech.

“Heya, long time no see pal” sans says waving at the now exposed furon before launching a bone towards him which is blocked by the mechs arm moving to intercept it as crypto then moves the levers forwards causing the barely standing mech to charge forwards towards the skeleton with its fist raised only to be knocked back by a platform popping up from under its forward foot and tripping it up backwards.

Following this up multiple bones protrude from the ground piercing it all over and just barely missing the furon, then they begin moving reducing what was once the big willy mech into nothing but scraps laying around the place as crypto simply falls to the floor before getting up while rubbing his head and looking around at what used to be his giant mech suit, “goddammit, I knew I should have gotten insurance for this thing” he states until a voice goes off in his ear correcting him “no you didn’t, I’m the one who said that and you just ignored it and said it was idiotic and redundant because you were so good this exact thing would never happen” pox states as crypto roles his eyes, “yeah yeah, at least I still have something to use out of this” the telekinetic invader exclaims before using pk to pick up all of the scraps of metal lying on the floor and tossing them towards the skeleton at speeds so fast they create a mach cone, but hey, no problem when you’re already able to appear somewhere instantaneously, and so sans simply telports behind the furon before hitting his shins with a bone causing crypto to trip up and send the pieces of metal flying everywhere, but before the judge can follow this up he is tossed backwards by a pk push and almost impaled on a piece of sharp metal if not for some expert acrobatics pulled off by the skeleton before increasing cryptos centre of gravity and making him collapse downwards.

Though he definetely wasn’t out as sans lunges to the side to avoid a piece of metal coming at him from behind, which then turns and attempts to whack the skeletons head right off only for sans to bend backwards to dodge it, it then tries slamming down but sans simply sidesteps the piece of metal before obliterating it with a bone as he then proceeds to use gravity manipulation on an incoming ion grenade making it falls upwards and explode harmlessly, he then shoots a vast amount of bones up into the air that at the speed the move completely vaporises the other incoming pieces of metal from the air.

Crypto is seen slowly getting up, his muscles shaking from the pure strain they are under, this was the single hardest amount he had ever pushed himself, and he wasn’t sure wether to feel happy, angry or afraid about it, though what the extraterrestrial invader did know was that he had to end this, now, only problem is the skeleton would likely still dodge, and the only stuff he had to deal with that required way more dna than he currently had on himself, luckily he knew he still had plenty of it on the ship, bad news was that he actually had no idea where it was, “hey pox, any idea where the ship is” he whispers into his comm while continuously tossing attacks to keep sans at a distance, “hmm, yes, only problem is it is well over twenty miles away” the holographic adviser suggests only to get a response that he could see coming at an even larger distance than that away, “god-fucking-dammit” crypto yells getting sans attention, only he can’t do much on it as he is still dodging ion blasts and telekinetic throws, “even if I can get this douchebag distracted for long enough to sneak away, I won’t be getting there for ages even with constant use of my jet pack and dash I’m not getting there any time soon, I think it may be simpler just to try and respawn, but no way I’m doing that, I’ll just keep fighting him just now” the furon concludes despite the holograms warnings “crypto, are you sure that is a wise id…” “shut it poxy, I’m taking this bitch down”.

“Hey, that’s really not something you wanna say considering what species my god is” the skeleton states to cryptos confusion, only to shrug it off and begin opening fire once again with the ion detonator, only this time he makes sure to grab each ball with psychokinesis and form them into a massive ball of ion grenades which he then manipulates to home in on the skeleton who simply teleports into the air, only for the giant ball of ionic death to follow him at a pace where it begins to create a mach cone, but hey, no problem for sans who is able to move to the side from it before sending out bones that knock it into the ground and keep it there, so crypto simply detonates the centre explosive sending all the others out and towards the skeleton who vaporises the bombs with multiple gaster blasters before sending them towards the furon who brings out the disintegrator to destroy them before aiming at sans only to hear a very unpleasant sound.

‘Click’ ‘click’

It was out of ammo, so crypto simply put it away before once again bringing out his classic, the zap-o-matic and firing out multiple lightning bolts which are all casually dodged by sans who then proceeds to raise a wall of bones to protect himself, only it seemed as though he had forgotten that the electricity jumped as went right through the wall and just barely missed the top of the skeletons head as he ducked down before shooting out his hand launching the wall towards crypto before sending his arm behind his back once again invoking his gravity manipulation as crypto fell towards the wall and crashed into it, but this prompted a discovery from the furon, it seemed as though even touching the bones dealt damage to himself.

With this new discovery in mind the furon simply leapt off of the bone wall and grabbed onto a rock that was sticking out of the ground so as to not fall, while it did restrict his options it also ensured he wouldn’t be constantly receiving damage, though he would have to act fast to keep it that way, luckily however, the furon had a plan hidden up his sleeves.

Though he wasn’t actually able to use it right now, especially considering how bones had once again spawned causing the rock to shatter apart into pieces and making the furon fall towards the skeleton before his gravity is once again changed making him slam into the ground and go rolling, once again causing the shield to temporarily shatter because of the amount of damage done to it again.

“Shit” crypto yells out as he dives out of the way of multiple more bones coming for him before activating dash and running faster than he ever has before, “dammit, there’s no way I’m winning this without my shield, gotta just keep moving until it replenishes” the furon thinks as he sidesteps numerous bones being flung at himself before turning around and running backwards while firing those multicoloured death orbs from the super baller which pick up and shatter the various bones that are heading towards him.

However right at that moment both telekinetic rivals hear a car honking and look behind crypto to see a car approaching, obviously not wanting anyone else hurt sans quickly teleports the two off of the road, or so he thinks as all of a sudden he cannot see crypto anymore but instead only sees a bunch of rocks, though knowing that the furon can disguise himself and that rocks in undertale are sentient, he had a feeling he was disguised as one, though, again, since their sentient he knows he can’t just go trigger happy, so he simply walks up to one of the rocks and knocks on the top of it, “sup par’ner, what can I do you for” it asks.

“eh nothing much, just wondering if by chance you’ve noticed an extra rock appear that shouldn’t be here, let’s just say our time together has been rocky” he says to which the rocks lets out a laugh before answering “nice joke fella, sadly I aint got no clue as to who is or is not a usual around here, we do all look quite similar, shame I couldn’t be of more help to ya, you look like a nice enough fella”, “meh, it’s fine, I was only actually asking so I could give you guys some exposition, welp, nice meeting you, and be careful of those stoners” the skeleton responds turning around as the rocks lets out a hearty laugh while sans activates his judgement ability and looks around searching for the furon invader, or at least he would have if not for another blast coming right for him made of dark energy, which he had come to know as the disintegrators bullets, and so he simply raised some blue bones which caused it to be dissipated when it hit, however as the skeleton lowered his blue barrier he was not greeted by his opponent, instead it appeared as though to be another furon… well sorta.

This one appeared as though to only have the upper torso and had a large amount of mettle on his face, though the biggest thing about him to be noticed was very easily that he was riding on what seemed to be a flying saucer with spider legs and a lot of weird tech on it… and by riding I mean his body was attached to it through multiple wires exiting his stomach, this was very clearly gastroenteritis (my guess on his name as that is a theme with furon names) or as he is more commonly called gastro.

“huh, well your new” sans exclaims looking at the space janitor, only really surprised by there being something new rather than how they look, however his new opponent doesn’t respond and simply lets loose a large array of blasts from his unit at the skeleton who simply raises another wall of bones causing them all to simply be blocked, however the alien was not deterred as it simply began opening fire with much bigger rounds which blasted right through the wall and would have hit the royal judge if not for the screen to once again flash as sans is now right next to gastro.

“You know, I rrreeeeeaaaallllyyyy don’t have time for this pal, so I’d suggest you get out of here and let me find your boss.” Sans exclaims only for the gastro to simply open fire again on the skeleton who merely teleports away again, “well, sorry pal, but I can’t quite say I didn’t warn ya” sans states as all of a sudden a platform appears beneath the janitor, as sans had only one thing left to say, “so you ever heard of revtrosity, because I just learnt this move from his version of me, (all of a sudden he takes in a deep breath as the platform slightly tilts, before sans shouts with all the might in his non existent lunges) yeeeeeeet” as it then shoots off firing gastro off into the distance, as sans then turns around and notices footprints, “welp, geuss we’re onto this again” he says before heading off in their direction.

Crypto had currently been utilising his dash for nearly a minute straight as he kept running until he finally stopped it and rested next to a nearby try while looking over at what seemed as though to be the light from the sun just barely starting to set… weird, this had already happened nearly three hours ago, and now that he thinks about, the mountains seemed as though to be ones from a completely different place that he could just barely remember, and it was also exceptionally cold for some reason, were had sans teleported them, well he knew someone who might know, “pox, where the hell are we” he asks his holographic companion, voice barely above a whisper so as to not attract the attention of the skeleton, “hmm, just checking local maps, uhh, ah-ha, it appears as though you two are within southern Colorado, nearby a town that is only half a mile away” at this crypto perked up, not only would a town provide him an exceptional amount of cover, it would also allow him some more dna to take, and so he activated hollobob and proceeded to disguise as a regular human before moving down towards the town.

Meanwhile we go over to our skeleton who had currently raised a platform under his feet to ride on while sitting down so he can be his usual lazy self while following the tracks until he comes upon a nearby town that is surrounded on each side by some of the mountains, “ok, this may not be good, luckily if he was running away from me then that means he likely doesn’t want to attract attention to himself just now, that said he’s also kinda psychotic, so hopefully I can find him before he does any damage” the skeleton thinks out loud before riding his platform down to the ground.

Only when he got down it seemed as though things were even worse than he thought they would be, a lot of the ground or buildings were either heavily cracked or completely broken, most of the trees and other plants were on fire and there was even a large amount of craters made by explosion, ok maybe there’s a chance it was all like this before the two of them had arrived, which was definitely confirmed as he began to hear an exceptionally loud yell that encapsulated the entire town, two actually…

“Screw you bastard”

“Fuck you asshole”

Which was all of a sudden followed by a massive blast of light and electricity coming near the mountain that somehow completely dwarfed it in size, sans wasn’t sure what had happened, but it kinda seemed final clash worthy, though before the skeleton could ponder this any longer, he immediately dived out of the way before launching a bone that completely destroys the green anal probe as he turns around to see crypto, whose psychic aura seemed as though to be emmiting itself from his body at a much stronger rate than it had been before, meaning he had likely already gotten a big boost from some dna, but before sans can question how much the furon had boosted himself it seems crypto was already eager to answer as all of a sudden an entire building is lifted up and tossed towards the skeleton who once again creates a platform and raises himself into the air just above were the now wrecked house hits before creating a gaster blaster and firing it towards the furon.

Only before it could hit crypto somehow flickered out of his view completely disappearing as a small device appears above where the furon used to be, and all of a sudden sans realises it was a hologram as he dives out of the wa of yet another blast of electricity as he turns around to see the furon once again utilising his jet pack, with a pretty big scowl on his face at once again having still missed his target despite utilising an incredibly well made plan.

“God dammit, why the hell can’t you just…STAY…STILL” crypto yells at the top of his voice while sans just stays standing and allowing crypto to continue his speech… rant… rage filled hysterics, yeah that. “I AM THE GREATEST FUCKING WARIOR OF THE ENTIRE FURON EMPIRE, HELL, SCRATCH THAT, I AM THE GREATEST WARIOR IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE, I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY DECIMATED ENTIRE SPECIES LIKE IT IS NOTHING, I HAVE DEALT WITH THINGS YOU COULDN’T EVEN IMAGINE, THINGS THAT COULD DRIVE ANYONE ELSE INSANE, AND YET SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST MOTHER-FUCKING ANNOYING PIECE OF ACTUUAL SHIT I HAVE EVER DEALT WITH, NO MATTER WHAT I BRING OUT OR WHAT I EVEN TRY TO DO, YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY AROUND IT, AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT, SO JUST STAND STILL AND LET ME KILL YOU”

After concluding his rage induced speech the furon is left breathless and panting as sans just looks at him with a look on his face that crypto hadn’t seen on it yet, it too looked angry, and yet it was also calm and peaceful, and somehow this look was somehow scarier than the eyeless one, and so the skeleton spoke “heh, you really think any of that really matters too me, heh heh, I’ve seen my entire race wiped out by the actions of someone just like you, I’ve had to witness everyone I care about killed, I’ve had someone else I care about (though no one knows how we’re connected)  completely scattered across space and time and had to deal with one of my best friends turn into a murderer and was forced to fight them and have had to live with the fact that no matter what I do it will all just be set back and worst of all i have seen what the net rent does with me and my friends, I could honestly use some therapy because of all of that but who cares about any of that stuff, especially when I will stay and fight it, even if I knew that whatever I done would ultimately not matter in the end I would still try in the hopes of saving all my friends, back then I done this way too late, but now, I’m not letting anyone I care about be killed again, not by you or anyone else, so you know what crypto, LETS GO, I AIN’T HOLDING BACK ANY LONGER”.

With both of them now completely riled up, they lunged forwards, letting loose a massive yell from the top of whatever they call their lungs, there’s no more holds barred ladies and gents, these two telekinetic fighters are now completely serious and going all out just so that they can finish this or die trying …

And yet, oddly enough, we’re probably only about halfway through now.

As they approached each other sans once again created an extremely long bone in his hands which he swings towards the furon and utilising his gravity manipulation once again he made it heavy enough the the furon was launched towards the floor, however he found that there was a psychic aura around himself that also pulled himself downwards as well, though the skeleton teleports before any serious damage can actually be done to himself.

As sans lands on the floor his eye instantly starts flashing blue and yellow as bones start sprouting up out of the ground all over the place, however crypto instantly activates his dash and begins running out of the way of the sprouting bones before once again activating his jet pack and blasting towards sans at such a speed he successfully managed to grab a hold of the skeleton before launching a punch mid flight which sans is still able to dodge by twisting his body out of the way of the punch before summoning a gaster blaster in front of his hands and firing of into the wild in an attempt to hit the furon who holds his arm away from his direction so as too not be blasted into pieces as the two then crash through a window and land onto what seems as though too be a child’s bed.

As they both then get up sans jumps towards the toy box in the room and starts grabbing and tossing various toys at the alien who proceeds to grab the nearby lamp on the night stand and parry each hard toy that’s tossed at himself while letting the soft toys merely bounce off of himself, this proceeds for several seconds until sans reaches into the box only to find, no not nothing, but actually something useful, a baseball bat, if he could the skeleton would have smirked as he leapt forwards and slammed it into the lamp, completely shattering it as he then swung the bat upwards into the furons jaws sending him into the wall and causing blood too spurt out as sans merely looks at his current weapon, “I geuse mat would say I’m technically using the weapon of my life… uhhh, before the last one, you know since this is the deltarune one and my last one was undertale and before that it was earthbound… I don’t know, this stuff is all very confusing, though what I do know is, I’ll be using this too smash you into a pulp, and that it will be super, bro” he says as he spawns the gaster on his hand again while swinging the bat downwards.

Luckily the little crisis he had mid pun gave crypto just enough time to reorient himself and roll out of the way of the incoming bat before looking too his side and seeing… another katana like the one he had before, “who the fuck gives there child a katana” he questions, clearly unaware of the town they are in, though he wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth (because those things bite… hard) as he reached for the Japanese sword and swung it upwards redirecting a downwards swing of the bat sans had before standing up, putting the katana over his shoulder and re-summoning the zap-o-matic and aiming it at sans who proceeds to get into a similar position, “alright pal, this time I’m serious, and you don’t stand a shot, I’ve defeated ninja you know” crypto boasts, only for the skeleton too return with a boast with his own, admittedly however… “yeah, well I fought a kid who defeated a fish lady”, it’s not exactly a good boast without context, though this was planned as it leaves the furon distracted enough for a strike to the chest followed by a blast that knocks him through the door.

Though before sans can follow this up he leaps out of the way of an incoming lightning bolt as crypto proceeds to run towards the stairs and utilising his psychokinesis to launch a side table at the judge distracting him as crypto runs downstairs into a living room, mostly so that he has a bit more space to fight the skeleton as he aims his zap-o-matic at the stairway in wait for his opponent, or he would if not for the sudden whoosh sound he hears behind himself as he leaps just barely avoiding a wooden bat crushing his shins into dust before swinging his sword at sans who performs an upwards parry too avoid it and then swinging downwards and just barely missing the furons head, though because he dodged by leaning backwards it still impacts his chest causing him to be launched into the ground and cough up blood that stains his white clothes a slightly green colour.

Crypto proceeds to place a hand on his chest, while it was sore, nothing actually felt broken, luckily it seemed that since sans only done a one handed swing the damage was greatly reduced, though crypto knew that he would need to try and be quicker, he likely wasn’t gonna get as many close-calls as he had been getting, so the furon proceeded to launch a psychic push knocking the skeleton backwards as he gets up and runs out the door.

As sans himself exits the house he proceeds to toss the baseball bat back into the house and dissipates his gaster blaster as he looks around, he heard what sounded like an ambulance siren nearby which was likely connected to whatever had happened before, however he knew that if that was happening then a large crowd would likely follow, so he knew that the moment he locates crypto he would need too teleport the two of them out of there and too somewhere else, hopefully somewhere that wouldn’t have anyone else nearby.

While sans was contemplating this crypto had ran into a nearby bush as he checked how much more dna he had on himself and unfortunately, it wasn’t good, he barely had enough too restore his health and return his shield to half health, there was no way of healing again after this, luckily his psychic powers were still currently above max, he just had too wait on the right moment to utilise his flash, luckily that chance was approaching fast as he saw sans was right outside of the bush, now all he had too do was utilise his move… I mean it’s not like the skeleton was also planning on using a move just now.

As sans walked by the bush he suddenly heard rustling come out of it, knowing that any animals likely would have gotten scared he raised his hand in a position to snap his fingers, and all of a sudden crypto burst out of the bush and all of a sudden a waves of light exited the furons body, though as we enter slow motion view we see the wave just about to hit sans head as his fingers snap, and all of a sudden the flash of light mixes together with a flash of darkness as they both appear right back at where it had first started, no not the forest, no not the shop where they first met, that right just go back up too the top of the story, I’ll wait, you back, good, that’s right they were now in the abandoned town from the start, though before either can do anything the flash of light encases them both, and since it had hit the both of them rather than come out of one that meant that they were both hit by the mind flash, leaving both telekinetic minds temporarily frozen, though I think if they weren’t they would have one thought aimed at their opponent, “I hate you”.

There is mostly just silence for a few seconds that seem too last an eternity for the two, oddly enough a feeling both were exceptionally familiar with, be it through what they done… or what they were late in doing, and as their minds begin functioning again they simply stay staring at their opponent, no matter what they pulled out the other had a way around it, they were exhausted, irritated and just barely filled with adrenaline, so as they let out deep breaths they closed their eyes in deep thought of how too proceed, “there can’t be much left in his inventory, that said if he kept a move like that hidden for so long then whatever else is in there may be incredibly bad for me, that being said whenever I succesfully get him onto the back foot he seems as though to try escaping, likely so he can recover from the damage and try re-strategise his next move, I think I can use that, and I should try bringing out the jump cuts now”, meanwhile for crypto “no matter what I toss at him he seems as though too be able to avoid it, even when it’s incredibly weak attacks, he also fights in a random and disorganised manner, meaning that while he is good I don’t think he utilises a strategy within how he attacks, now I just need too figure out how I can use these against him, only idea I got is to keep light on my feet and try and concentrate on as much of the area as I can, that said I’m also gonna need to apologise to pox, he ain’t gonna be getting his next thing to experiment on when I’m done with this guy, especially with the next weapon I plan on using on him”  with some possible plans thought up in their heads the two open their eyes and once again stare at each other, they knew they couldn’t lose their cool like before and risk going into an unfavourable position so they would likely restrain from talking that much, so with all this in mind they once again approached each other, hopefully ready for whatever their opponent used next, though likely not completely.

As they neared their opponent the two telekinetic creatures began circling around their opponent, staring them down as they get nearer until they are only a few feet away from each other, crypto holding an obvious scowl on his face while sans is still smiling but with eyes that definetely seem angry as he looks at the furon, barely seeing his face reflected in the giant red eyes, it was obvious neither one was going to back down, even as sans utilised his ability to make someone feel like their about too have a bad time, though this would probably be obvious too someone who knew just how proud a warrior crypto was, so with intimidation out of the way and clearly not working, they attacked.

All of a sudden the ground around sans began too crack as many bones began sprouting out while crypto activates his jet pack narrowly avoiding the incoming bones and all of a sudden almost flying into a fully charged  gaster which he narrowly moves out of the way of, surprising him that he had not heard it charging, though he can’t think too much on it as two bones are somehow now right next to him and almost collide with his body if not for another narrow dodge as the furon looks down towards the skeleton to see that he had somehow moved a fair distance away, but with him still in his sights the furon proceeds to raise a new weapon towards the skeletons general direction and fires out a blast of black energy that hits about ten feet away from the skeletal comic.

The underground’s judge looks in the direction of where the energy hit before turning back towards the furon and  summoning another bone which he fires ahead at his opponent, or he would have if its direction didn’t turn and go towards where crypto had fired, and as sans turns towards it he sees why, because now there was a massive vortex right there which was beginning too suck stuff in, and the pull almost would have affected sans if he hadn’t used his gravity manipulation to anchor himself in the ground, though seeing the pull get stronger the skeleton teleports onto a nearby building before cancelling the gravity powers as he sees a couple cars get drawn in.

Meanwhile sans spots crypto standing on top of another building and ops to surprise attack by summoning bones out of the roof that almost pierce cryptos legs if his holographic helper hadn’t detected what was gonna come out and made him leap out of the way of the bones, almost hitting into a charged gaster which had somehow once again appeared out of nowhere that he just barely redirects with a pk push.

Before either telekinetic can do anything else the black hole finally erupts, releasing all inner contents at such a speed that they casually slice through the stone of the buildings causing a couple buildings to collapse as sans teleports onto an unaffected building just barely avoiding an incoming car that tears through the building he was on. Crypto meanwhile had utilised his dash to avoid all incoming degree which ended up wreaking the roof and sending the furon down onto a lower floor.

As crypto proceeds to get up he puts his hand onto a window and looks out, too which he sees numerous gaster blasters all charged and ready too fire upon the poor building crypto is in, sparking the furon too reactivate his dash and begin running to the other side of the window as the giant dragon skulls open fire releasing massive beams that tear through the stone like it is nothing while sans brings out another ketchup bottle and drinks it removing the exhaustion marks on his body, meanwhile crypto had utilised several block hole guns that brought some of the beams into them as he finally dives out of the window and activates his jet pack while still flying in the same direction and entering another building so he could hide.

Upon finishing his condiment drink sans looks down and sees the building almost completely decimated as he teleports down to the ground, looking around too see no signs of the furon having survived, though it could be a trick so he merely goes into another building and starts resting in an attempt too regain more energy.

In the building crypto had entered he watches his skeletal enemy walk into a nearby building, giving the furon assurance that he has time too think, so he begins considering the events that had just transpired, specifically we are talking about “how the hell was I not able to notice those things charging up, they took ages for them too do it earlier and yet now its almost happening instantaneously, its almost like he’s … no, how the hell can that bastard use a move that  takes up so much of my energy so casually, god-fucking-dammit” crypto yells in rage, he had figured out exactly what his opponent could do, yet he wasn’t exactly happy about the discovery, mostly because it meant his signature special move, wasn’t exactly as special as he thought it would be in this fight, and his arrogant and self-righteous nature meant that that seriously pissed him off.

Sans took in a deep breath as he opened his eyes and got rid of the shadows covering his body, it wasn’t exactly a good nap and barely lasted more than three minutes, but he had still recovered all of his energy, meaning he currently held a massive advantage over his opponent, and he would use it… to taunt and annoy hi………… seriously, you have got to be kidding me, “hey you’re the one who told me to try and make this last longer than it would have”… godammit.

Outside the building we can see crypto storming around the area launching blasts from various different weapon blasts into the buildings while yelling out furiously, “coward, where the fuck are you you dirty, motherfucking skeleton, get out here right now so I can finish this damn thing and go back to terrorising the rest of this stupid ass planet” suffice too say, crypto was at an all time new on the anger rating, hell you could even see the veins protruding out of his head he was so angry, that said he was also still looking all over the place so that no surprise attacks would hit him again.

Though something he didn’t expect was for sans to just walk out into the open extremely casually, nor did he expect what came out of his mouth, “I prefer too call it, mother-befriending” yeah a couple hundred miles away kris was… would have just gotten a shiver down his spine, if not for currently having ripped out his soul… eh actually I think he still got it.

Though crypto doesn’t actually ponder what was said too much as he simply points his weapon towards his opponent and narrows his eyes, “that move you were doing, the one were you somehow instantly charged up you giant skull things or had your attacks instantly appear, your somehow able to stop time, aren’t you?” The furon questions, he had too know if he was just being paranoid or not, “heh, well i’ll give ya this crypto, your quite perceptive” sans suddenly takes in a deep breath as he closes his eyes before looking at his opponent again, “yeah, your right, I can, question is, what will you do about, because I’ve decided too be generous today and will give you one more try” all of a sudden the skeletons eyes once again go blank, “leave, if you decide to surrender I give you my word I will take you back and then you will get on your ship and leave this planet forever, but if you don’t, well I cant exactly say you’re going to like what comes next, so do we have a deal” sans finishes, he really hoped that the alien would agree, and with the new revelations hoped that it would be enough to persuade him, however it was not too be.

All of a sudden the furon starts laughing, giving sans a slight sense of déjà vu to back in the forest, “you still don’t get it, do you, I am the greatest warrior of my entire planet, I will never back down, I don’t care what abilities you have or how powerful you are, I will be the one to strike the killing blow here, so its you who should surrender, not me… pal” the last word was said with such contempt and venom in his voice that sans can just barely be seen moving his head back a few centimetres, that said while he didn’t exactly like the response, he would admit that his determination (thank dog he wasn’t human) and perseverance was almost admirable, if his goal wasn’t complete and total subjugation of his home planet that is.

And so sans takes in one more deep breath before looking towards the alien who had already caused him so much trouble, “well, sorry bud, that was your last chance, I’m ending this” crypto let out a scoff, he really  thought he would be able to just all of a sudden finish this like it was nothing, and so crypto decided to let out one last remark… or he would have if his current weapon wasn’t somehow instantly flung from his hand as sans now stood right in front of the furon and launched his into numerous bones that batter his shield all over.

Before the furon could respond he was blasted right through a wall by a gaster blaster, reducing it too smithereens as crypto is then launched through the roof by more bones and swung down with enhanced gravity, he would have gotten out with his jet pack… if not for a bone instantly piercing through the mode of transport that had saved him for countless years as crypto then impacted right into the ground completely collapsing his shield. Crypto couldn’t believe this as he very narrowly dived out of the way of what seemed to be hundreds of bones, he was getting absolutely blitzed, he wasn’t even getting that much of a chance to do anything whatsoever, he had too get out of this quick, and luckily, he knew exactly how.

As sans prepared to utilise a few more attacks psychic energy began surrounding cryptos fist as he charged up his power, he would only get one try at this and he had too make it count, and so there was silence for a few seconds before sans began launching some more attacks, and right at that moment crypto launched his fist out and utilised the deadliest move in his arsenal, one that allowed him complete control over his environment for a while, one that allowed complete and utter safety while he used, that’s right people, he had used his temporal fist.

If we were watching this then the entire screens pallet would have changed, now holding a green circle around it while the colour was mostly gray, and this was just what crypto liked to see as he took in a deep breath, he knew that he would need to try and keep this up for as long as he needed to and so would need to make sure he didn’t lose too much energy too fast, so he was calming down his energy with his breathing and calming himself down.

Though right after he proceeded to raise his ion detonator (only weapon that works during this) and aimed it towards the skeleton, this was it, there was no way for sans too get out, crypto finally had his victory in sight, after  roughly an entire hour of fighting it was finally time for it to end, heck he was so excited about it that there even seemed as though too be a spotlight on sans, pointing the furon right to his end goal, and so with it in sight, the furon fired his final shot… or it would have been if sans hadn’t once again sidestepped it, “what, you thought I would just take it now that time is frozen”.

Cryptos jaw dropped, somehow it seemed as if both of them had activated their time stops at the exact same time, and had effectively ruined his one chance at getting in a good hit, and worse still the furon was now backed into a corner even worse now, he had limited his moves, was exerting too much energy, and could only stop by making himself vulnerable to sans attacking him in stopped time, “well, guess there’s only one option I can pick” crypto states firing out another hit from his ion detonator and then following it up by a lot more.

Sans proceeds too keep dodging while firing off shots of more and more bones, each one clashing with a separate grenade, quite frankly however the number of bones being sent outweighed the number of ion bombs tenfold, however sans could clearly see his opponent was utilising his psychokinesis in some way, only problem is how, well he instantly figured it out with the faint whoosh going through the air as sans dove out of the way of an incoming rock, which was followed by crypto lifting many more rocks, some human sized or even bigger, and tossing them all at the skeleton.

Because of this the judge shut down his bones firing and proceeded to focus solely on dodging as he dove out of the way of multiple incoming rocks while looking at his opponent, who actually appeared as though to be struggling, which is when sans realised it, crypto could only hold the timestop for so long before having to cut it off due to the energy it takes up, meaning all he had to do was outlast the furon, even if he two was starting to feel some fatigue.

The two pseudo telekinetics kept firing their attacks at each other while dodging the others attacks, and it seemed as if both of these actions were becoming slower as sans fired off less and less attacks while the furons firing rate became slower and slower, heck he even began to stop using his telekinesis, mostly due to the amount of energy that was required to do that while keeping up stopped time as crypto took in some more deep breaths and tried to divert any energy he had into supporting his time stop, but the furon knew that this would not be enough and that he would eventually be overwhelmed.

“Dammit, I can’t get out of this can I, come on, there’s gotta be something I can do, I just gotta thi… think” all of a sudden the furons train of thought was cut off as he got an idea, he may not be getting out of this, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t get nothing out of this, and so the furon put away his weapon and proceeded to run up towards the skeleton with a sudden boost of adrenaline that surprises the judge enough for crypto to get up closer and launch his latest thing, even if he would go down, he would try to get as much information as he could first as he performed his scan ability, however at that same moment sans had decided to utilise some soul magic, and so as both energies proceeded to mix they let out a big shockwave of glowing energy that covered our two combatants in a bright light…

All of a sudden we are now inside a giant dark area, there seems as though to be nothing there, or at least almost nothing, we soon see our furon rise up from the ground (or whatever it is) and clutch his head while looking around, “ugh, where the fuck am I” crypto questions, his voice echoing throughout the entire area, he couldn’t have died, otherwise he would just be back home at the ship, the last thing he remembered was trying to pull a cortex scan as his opponent launched one of their own attacks, it felt similar to when sans had used his powers on the furons soul, meaning that had likely happened again, but where was he now, was it a side effect of their signature abilities colliding, well he was about to get his answer as a giant orange light appeared behind the furon, and as he turned around he spotted what seemed as though to be a bright picture with his opponent on it.

That wasn’t the only thing in the picture however, there seemed as though too be a large group of other monsters in it as well, they all seemed as though to be in science clothes and were standing in front of a giant machine, which is when crypto realised exactly what this was, “a memory, holy shit, if just the collision of my psychokinesis and his soul magic caused me to be able to full on enter their memories, then maybe pox was onto something with that whole monster magic being valuable to us, though first lets look around some more, I gotta see what else this freak may be hiding” he states as he looks around to see numerous other memories in the form of orange images, and since he didn’t think he would be exiting at any point soon, he had a feeling he would be able to start… at exactly there, the start.

The furon had no idea what he was about too see, but he hoped to dear whatever his diety is that it would be useful.

Truths hidden in memory

As crypto walks through the picture he is suddenly overwhelmed with a bright light before it fades away to reveal what seemed as though to be a nice little living room, though most of the colours and surroundings were all out of focus, clearly there was only one thing in the memory that was actually important, and he quickly found it as he saw a kid standing next too a cot, looking inside it with wonder, and as the furon got closer  he could clearly see that the kid was a skeleton, and he had a feeling he knew which one, especially considering the amount of attention he was giving his currently baby brother in the crib.

However before the furon can do anything else the world seems as though to completely zoom out of focus as crypto is now in what seems as though to be a lab, and he then once again spots the skeleton, though now he seems as though to be working on some sort of machine, one that he had no idea what it was, but he then noticed another monster walks in behind sans with what seemed as though to be a cup of coffee in his hands, which he handed to his boney co-worker/possibly friends/could be son but its very unsure.

The scene once again cuts out as crypto is again standing in the same lab, only this time the scenery was very different, now the skeleton was standing in front of a hole that lead to what seemed as the to be a massive machines core, and considering the size of it, it almost seemed as if it could power an entire populations energy, he would have to remember that for pox, it could be useful, though that obviously wasn’t the focus of whatever this memory was, in fact it seemed as though the skeleton had a sad look on his face, and were was the other guy.

Before he can ponder much more on this the furon is now standing in what seems as though to be a massive void, as the skeleton appears as though to be looking up with his eye flashing blue and yellow, curious about what exactly was happening crypto craned his neck to see… and what he saw was likely one of the single most terrifying things he’s seen in all his years, it was massive, had many wires and vines around its body, it even had six hearts around its computer screen head, was this this what happened when a monster absorbed human souls, the sheer power radiating from it certainly implied it as it let out a demonic laugh…in fact something he noticed was that it had some traits of a… flower, maybe that wasn’t an insult the skeleton had gave him ages ago, and all of a sudden a massive amount of bombs, vines and shurikens started firing downwards towards the two causing the furon to cover his face in defence.

As he removes his arms from his face a couple seconds later crypto sees that the two are now in what appears as though to be a very snowy forest and standing in front of a massive wall with a door on it, it seems as though the skeleton is knocking on the door before saying something and then sniggering at it, likely meaning it was knock knock jokes being said, which causes crypto to groan, though he had no idea why exactly this memory would be important, or he had until what sounds like a females voice sounds out through the door, and as the memory cuts to a few hours later the furon can hear a large amount of laughter coming from the skeleton and the mysterious voice, and he could even see the look in the skeletons eyes, one that he recognized (yes I like that ship, I don’t care what you say), and he had a feeling he now knew exactly why this memory was important.

It then switches again, it looks as though the skeleton is now standing in front of a house along side his brother from before, pap-yrus was it, it didn’t matter, what did seem as though to matter was the various boxes around the place, it seemed as though the two were just moving in or something, which is when crypto finally saw a calendar… well shit, it seems as though the skeleton was possibly even as old as himself.

All of a sudden it cuts out again, and they are now standing in the forest approaching a wooden bridge, and standing in front of said bridge stands a child, they are wearing blue trousers, brown shoes and a blue and purple jumper, they appear as though to have yellow skin, which is kinda odd, but what was even more odd for crypto was the child themselves, he felt like he could sense something odd in them, something he couldn’t quite pick out, but before crypto can think of anything else about it the skeleton once again speaks with the creepy voice as the child turns around and outstretches their hand to shake, which is followed by that lame whoopie cushion in the hand again, it seems like some of the treatment given to him by the skeleton wasn’t unique whatsoever.

The skeletons memories start to increase in speed as he sees the human solving several of that tall skeletons puzzles, the two having some food in what seems as though to be a bar which is run by a man made of fire, the human being chased by what seems as though to be a fish lady in armour (once again crypto has been given more context on what the skeleton said before), them having a talk within a resteraunt (what did he mean about them having actually died before) and then the two finally standing within a massive beautifully made hall, as crypto then learns just how the skeleton had figured out how many people he had killed, ironic how something so bad was called LOVE, and finally standing in front of a massive void as he sees the skeleton and hundreds of other monsters wrapped up in vines while standing in front of a flower, who proceeds to… absorb there souls, that’s it, that’s the power he was truly after, and the sheer power the being it became held, it was glorious, the power to wipe out a timeline in its entirety, that is what he would take, the being he saw was soft, aand ended up releasing all the others, but crypto would not, he would gain that power and wipe out all of his enemies, heck he would even go to other universes possibly, oh he was gonna have fun when they got what they needed.

We seemingly finish off on a cliff side, overlooking a sun set, it seemed as though some barrier had been broken, this must have been how all those monsters suddenly appea… wait no it wasn’t, they just spawned in all over history… there something else, and why the hell did everything suddenly feel incredibly off, there was something dark here, and all of a sudden he looks over towards the child and sees there hand over a single massive word…

Reset

There is simply darkness as all of a sudden crypto is once again in the forest with the skeleton, once again standing in front of the bridge and the child, only now it felt weird, the child now had dust covering their clothes, and the mere aura exuding from their body struck an actual sense of fear into him, what the hell had happened, why were they back here, what did reset mean, what the f*ck is going…

All of a sudden they are on the outskirts of the little town, only it no longer had the joy it once had, it was empty, and then he looked forwards and saw… that brothers armour, it had a huge slash across it, he suddenly knew exactly what was going on, that monkey, they were doing exactly what he done with humans, only he had a feeling I was for a very different reason, and all of a sudden he sees the skeleton watch it, the countless deaths, the monsters genuinely sacrificing themselves in an attempt to stop them, how could someone just instantly change from being a pure good child to a heartless … psychopath, this is what the skeleton had mentioned earlier, having to watch a friend turn into a killer, watching everyone they cared about die…but what was happening, how were these monsters now back alive.

He is now back in the judgement hall and standing in front of the human again, only he could see just what sans saw, the look in their eyes, they had somehow died countless times and kept coming back, this was the power of humans the skeleton had talked about, so imagine if crypto could get his hands on both… “lets just get to the point” he here’s ring out as the black box appears again.

He watches in awe as a child was simply dodging each and every attack like it was nothing from the guy who he had had so much trouble with, how was this possible, there was no way he was weaker than just some damn kid, and that’s when he talked about a special attack… oh god no, if he had another move which he called a special attack, then he had a feeling he really would not want to experience it, and then the massive attack happened, crypto himself was in awe at the sheer number of attacks the skeleton could launch, and yet was still unable to land a single hit, how goddammit, it had to have something to do with they’re time controlling powers yet, maybe there was something else he would also take, though he had to find that child first.

And then he saw it, a big slash that actually cut through the skeleton like paper, well if that’s all it took then no wonder he was always dodging, but before he could see anything else it ended, and crypto was suddenly tossed back as he exited the skeletons mind.

The sheer force the furon felt upon hitting the wall was unbearable, he felt as if hundreds of his bones had just shattered and that his very cells were screaming in pain, a pain which worsened greatly as a bone pierced right through his guts like paper, spreading that poison effect throughout his body once again, crypto wanted to scream, wail and just collapse, but he just barely pushed these out of the way to keep his concentration as he looked at the skeleton, his eyes pitch black in anger, clearly those were some stuff he did not want found out.

All of a sudden before the furon can even blink sans had already impaled his body on several more bones, shattering ribs and even popping a lung, causing the furon to cough up an excessive amount of blood that almost choked him, if this wasn’t enough the judge had fired out even more bones, ones big enough too separate the furons limbs off of himself, maybe there was a chance that those weren’t just memories he didn’t want others too see, but ones that he himself did not want too remember.

And so now we can see the furon is simply kept up by the bones sticking him too the wall as sans approach’s which pure malice on his face, raising a small bone in his fingers that he proceeds to place into the furons neck, blood starting too seep out with a dark shade of green mixed with that purple poison, and as the furon looked close into the only face he was able too look at he could clearly see tears falling from the skeletons eyes in an increasingly darkening vision as the furon only had one last thing too say to the skeleton.

“G-go(cough followed by deep breath) gotcha”

All of a sudden sans stops as the very light psychic aura around crypto disappears, and sans is now left seeing one thing, none of the ion grenades from before had detonated yet, and they now covered every inch of the area they were in, “oh crap” sans lets out as the explosives start glowing dangerously.

“I-im… t—tak-ta-taking, glk, y-you… wit-th… m-m-m-me” crypto lets out entering a coughing fit as the screen flashes followed by an outside view of the entire building being reduced to rubble as someone looks down at it, someone with pink slippers, a white shirt, black shorts and a blue hoodie, who proceeds to let out a large breath as he spends a few seconds so he can fully calm down before looking down at the rubble before saying one thing “glad that’s over with” before teleporting back home.

I think its finally time for a well deserved nap, I mean its not like his opponent had some way of coming back too life or anything like that.

K.oooo… wait what was just said.

The end…?

All of a sudden from within the rubble of the building something floats up out of it, it was heart shaped and held a similar colouration too the pk ability, and all of a sudden it began zooming at near incalculable speeds, not like anyone could see it or anything, as it soon reentered the lush forest and approached the lunk of metal known as a flying saucer before entering and moving towards a swirling mass of green energy that formed into… crypto, yep, his ships cloning function had just helped him.

All of a sudden crypto collapses down too the ground while clutching his chest and breathing deeply, likely a case of phantom pain from before, and he definetly wasn’t happy about this fact, in fact, he was ready to bring some real destruction too the table now.

All of a sudden however the holographic partner once again appeared, “crypto, what the hell happened, I detected a massive spike in your pk before you died” holopox exclaims, looking down at his irresponsible ally, “yeah, well turns out that monster magic really is gonna be useful, though turns out its more useful than we thought… and so are the humans”.

A few minutes of explanation later.

Crypto had fully recovered from his phantom pains and had explained to the scientist everything that had happened before, and all of it had left holopox deep in thought, “hmm, well your certainly right about it being interesting… the power to rewrite the entire timeline in your own image and to completely undo our own deaths without using up clones, that wouldn’t just be useful for us, it would outright make us the ultimate species in this universe, in fact if what you say is true then make that every universe, we would be the ultimate rulers of everything”, the two furons let out a laugh at this before stopping as crypto realises something, “only one problem poxy, I tried just about everything I could on the bastard, I ain’t exactly got a lotta options left for dealing with him”.

“Oh really” pox says looking behind crypto at the cloning machine, “yeah, I don’t got nothing that’ll work on… what are you looking at, oooohhhhh, heh, that may work” the furon lets out as he begins using getting ready and finding some spares for the weapons he had already lost.

While this was going on holopox snuck just out of sight of the furon and began sending a message into deep space, he knew crypto was capable, but had a feeling he could use some help, even if he himself wouldn’t even consider it, and he had a feeling an old friend may just want to know about this.

A few miles away we are once again at sans shop, the skeleton was sitting done on the counter, his eyes currently wet and his breath shaky, there was no way he was going to let paps see him like this as he chugged down on some ketchup, he didn’t want to experience any of those memories again, he just wanted to forget about the last timeline just like everyone else, he couldn’t handle those memories anymore, whose choice was t to make him remember it all… and yet at the same time he didn’t want to forget, he was one of the only people who remembered them, ☟✋💧 ⚐☹👎 ☞☼✋☜☠👎, the way they all used to be… frisk… he knew none of that was coming back, but maybe that was just something he would need to deal with.

All of a sudden the skeleton gets up, wiping off his eyes and breath returning to normal, even if he sometimes didn’t want to remember the bad times, he knew he had to hold onto their memories, he couldn’t let the people he loved be forgotten, maybe he could even try writing a book or something, nah who has time for that, he’d tell a dog about it and hope they make a kickass game that’s fandom would’ve keep talking about for years to come, yeah that’s a good idea, suddenly sans sprints out the door.

And just in time as all of a sudden a massive beam crashes through the building, just about splitting it in half and causing the skeleton to duck for cover as he looks up to see a big floating metal saucer, it wasn’t that much when it came to looks, but what really got sans was what he saw inside of it, what was currently looking down at him with that devilish, cocky and outright punchable smile on his face, crypto had somehow come back.

“Heya there pal” all of a sudden sans turns around only to come face to face with… five more cryptos, he was now surrounded on all six sides, “didn’t expect us to have that power as well huh” the clones let out a long with a cocky laugh, “oh you are in some deep shit now” they continue, however sans didn’t have the scared look they expected from him, “actually I’m quite happy about this” he says confusing the furon clones as sans eyes go dark once again.

“This means I get to tear you bastards to pieces multiple times over”.

All of a sudden his body is surrounded by several gasters, three for the crypto in the flying saucer, it seemed as though to be a Mexican stand off, if not for the fact that it will take far more than a single shot to finish this fight off right.

Three cryptos jumped out of the way of some gaster fire while the other two dove to the side, meanwhile the flying saucer took of into the air followed by several blasters leaving sans with just the five cryptos who began firing shots of electricity and various types of energy, only for sans to kneel down under them and put his hand on the floor, summoning many bones all over the street moving in the direction of each of the five clones who all activate their jet packs to get over the incoming waves of marrow.

Not allowing his enemies time to breath sans starts firing off multiple shots of gaster blaster lasers that just barely miss the furon clones who begin performing evasive techniques with their jetpacks to get around the incoming beams. One of the cryptos decides to fly near and begins raining down ion grenades on the gaster blasters, destroying them only for sans to create a few more to the clones chargrin.

All of a sudden sans starts spawning numerous bones to target the flying clones, some succesfully impacting their force fields, bouncing off and disintegrating as others also follow, soon after another crypto attempts to get in close only for sans to start slamming him into the the fractured street numerous times, that force field just barely keeping up as he tossed the clone back into another crypto who caught them and laid them down before charging towards the skeleton, firing numerous anal probe shots that zoom towards the skeleton, only to be intercepted by a wall of bones arising out of the ground and dispersing them as it goes towards the clone who dives out of the way of the incoming wall, only to get a bone hit into where the stomach would have been if not for the force field which causes crypto to be flung backwards as another clone flies overhead and starts raining down shots from the disintegrator.

The skeleton proceeds to teleport out of the way and onto a created platform that he starts firing down from, only to jump off as the platform is grabbed by some pk, sans proceeds to create several more platforms and continues firing down bones from them, only to stop as a crypto clone approach’s him on its jet pack, “shows over, you skeletal s**t” as they start firing out a beam of plasma energy which sans barely gets out of the way of before firing a bone at the crypto, succesfully piercing through the shield and impaling its head, causing the now lifeless furon clone to fall to the ground and be reduced to bloody paste by the impact.

Another crypto finally grabs onto sans and starts bringing him down only for the skeleton to teleport behind them and briefly stop time, allowing himself a breather as he proceeds to surround the furons with an orb of bones all aimed at them, before clenching his hand and making them close in as he stops the time stop.

One of the cryptos proceeds to stop time as well, before shooting several ion grenades at some of the bones and creating an exit for the four as time once again resumes causing all the bones to impale into the street before dissipating as sans eyes just barely narrow at this before he starts opening fire once again with a wave of bones that the furons manage to get out of the way of before tossing multiple shots from their super ballers that sans proceeds to once again raise bones from the ground to counter by sending them into the sky.

“Geez, you’d think someone would notice all of this noise” the skeleton states sidestepping another blast of disintegrator energy before firing his own blast of gaster blaster magic which tears up the street even more and leaves no asphalt left were it hit, sadly no hits on the furons who were… wait where’d they go.

Sans starts looking around, confused by what had happened and how he no longer had eye sockets on his enemies, that is of course until he here’s electricity crackle and side-steps a zap-o-matic blast before looking up at the rooftops of the houses to see the furons up there. “Crap, if I shoot at the roofs it could cause them to collapse and injure someone” the skeleton thinks to himself as he dodges out of the way of some explosives before getting an idea.

All of a sudden the judge stops time again before raising several bones and moving them towards each other and setting them up to create something, they form arms and fists, they make a chest and legs, he even adds on a small gaster blaster for a head, he then proceeds to teleport behind one of the cryptos and get into position before unstopping time as the furon clone turns around to see sans and his creation.

The skeleton was facing away from him while turning his head and placing a hand over his face, and the thing behind him appeared as though to be some weird looking humanoid figure, before the furon can speak the skeletal font starts laughing as music starts to play “like it, I remembered alphys showing me an anime that involved things like this, it also had a cool sunlight controlling ability that them giving up was such a mistake to do, though it still gave me the ability to make this reference, anyway…” before the crypto clone can respond the ‘stand’ was right in front of him ready to perform an iconic jojo move as sans began speaking…

“ggggeeeeetttttt dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on (a shatter sounds out) dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on (a crack is heard) dunked on, dunked on, dunked on, dunked on (a squelch is heard as the makeshift stand hits the crypto up into the air before appearing over it) geeeettttt duuuuuunnnkkkkeeedddd oooooooonnnnnnnn” it finishes up with a beam fired from the gaster blaster head that completely tears through the third furon clone, leaving only two left as sans teleports over to them and dissipates his makeshift stand.

“So, only two of you left and then I move onto the ship huh” sans states as he looks at his opponents who both give each other a look before turning back to face the skeleton, “yeah, there is, but we’re not letting you get past us pal, we’ve been the furons greatest warrior for most of our life, and we’re not letting some skeletal shmuck think he can just step on that title like a piece oof trash, we’re stopping you now, and even if we can’t, one of our other clones will, cryptosporidium will be the name of the one who strikes you down” one of them say, actually surprising sans, there wasn’t the same arrogance he had came to expect from the furon throughout this fight, it seemed as though he may actually be serious now, and not in the angry uncontrollable sense, but in the sense that showed he knew he could die, yet would try with all his might to take his opponent down with him, a feeling the skeleton remembered well.

Sans proceeds to take a deep breath before looking the furons in the face, “heh, alright then, glad to know that you actually are taking this situation seriously, but like I’ve said before, I’m not going to let the people I care about die anymore, so get ready sporidium, i’ll be bringing on a truly hellish bad time” the furons let off a smirk at this, “oh we know you will, and we got one thing to say in response” they then once again bring out the anal-probe “its probin time” as they charge towards the skeleton who does the same.

Sans starts by firing multiple bones that clash together with several of the anal probes that swarm towards the skeleton who ducks under some and bats others away with a swing of a bone before nearing the two furons who proceed to attempt to swing their weapons down at the skeleton who manipulates his own gravity to jump over the two and swing down a bone that knocks them both back before following up with a few small gasters to fire upon them which are dodged before the furons start grabbing up broken slabs from the roof that they fire at the judge who raises a wall of bones to block them before shooting it forward, and adding a few more walls behind it on different sides that close in on the furons who sidestep each as one crypto charges in towards the skeleton while the other gives supporting fire by firing shots from the dislocator that pick up bones and gasters that try to appear until the furon clone closes in the unleashes a point blank shot of ion grenades that sans teleports out of the way of before using his teleportation on the grenades to stick them to the furon followed up by firing him into the air with gravity manipulation as the furon is caught in his own explosion obliterating him.

“And then there was one” the comic states looking at the final furon who proceeds to raise a gun at the skeleton to try firing only for sans to cut him off by eclipsing his body with gaster blaster fire that completely disintegrates him, leaving sans alone on the roof as he here’s a loud noise before turning around to see the flying saucer return, “alright sans, its time to finish this” the crypto inside states as sans proceeds to form a new platform that he steps on and raises himself up to face the furon inside the saucer “I’d like to agree, but there’s still a few more sections of the fight left” the skeleton states as he stares down the furon before having his platform fly off as the flying saucer follows close behind.

Airborne battle

Sans had his platform fly past the town borders and back into the forest, he had a feeling whatever the spaceship was capable of, it would be a lot worse than anything a single crypto could do, something that got partially confirmed as the ship let loose a massive beam of energy that sliced through a large amount of trees and almost hit the skeletons platform if not for some quick teleportation.

The judge proceeds to follow this up by launching a wave of bones at the spaceship that close in on it leaving very little space to move, not like it needed it however as crypto slams down on a button releasing a wave of energy from his ship and causing the magic to dissipate as the ship proceeds to enter a boost that almost hits the skeleton if not for his teleportation once again kicking in as sans proceeds to summon several gaster blasters to fire at the ship.

Before the beams can hit however, crypto performs some quick thinking and manuevers his ship out of the way before firing out another beam that sans himself also dodges out of the way of, “dammit, there’s no way I’m gonna be able to hit him with that, I gotta try and land a surprise attack, which means I’ll need to try and get over him” crypto thinks to himself as he attempts to go higher only for sans to follow “yeah, I’m going to take a guess that the bottom of that ship holds some  overpowered trick that it can fire out, should probably try and not let it get above me”.

Sans begins flying about utilising increasingly random patterns as he fires out bones and gasters, meanwhile crypto attempts to also utilise the erratic pattern strategy while shooting out more beams of energy, some beams even manage to clash together with blaster fire, unfortunately it doesn’t seem as though either is going to land any meaningful hits, at least until crypto remembers something and slams down on a button in his ship, and all of a sudden sans finds himself staring at nothing, it seems as though the flying saucer had a cloaking function.

“Shit, that can’t be good, well at the very least I know he’s going to attempt to fire from above me soo…” all of a sudden sans aims a big gaster blaster above his head and fires, not actually hitting anything but at the very least keeping him safe from a surprise attack, “ok, now just gotta try and find him, question is how do I do tha… hey is it getting windy all of a sudden” sans wasn’t completely wrong as the winds seemed as though to be picking up in intensity, and very soon he saw exactly what was happening as trees seemed as though to be uprooting themselves from the ground all around him as he felt his platform start to move, it then became very obvious as the wind intensity began shaping itself into a massive cone of air, in other words it seems as though a tornado has just spawned in.

“Ahhh crap” sans lets out as the intensity of the air pulls him inwards to the spiral of air, luckily sans shapes a wall of bones around himself as he enters, ensuring minimum damage as he thinks to himself “ok, so I definetly know that tornadoes don’t just form like that, meaning crypto likely had something to do with this, question is how do I stop it, hmmm” sans places his hand on his chin as he thinks, luckily he had steadied his platform enough so that he wouldn’t become dizzy from the tornado “that’s it, a tornado is just essentially a bunch of spiralling air created by enough force, so if I can create enough counter force it will simply cancel out, alrigh lets do this.”

All of a sudden some gasters form out of thin air and aim at the tornadoes, though in the opposite direction it itself is spinning as sans teleports out before firing them and getting them to enter their own rotation, and just as he thought, his counter force proved to be the stronger of the two, and cancelled out the tornado. “Alright, now I just gotta find crypto, where the heck could he b…” just then sans remembers that he cancelled out his overhead gaster blaster and looks up “ahhh shit”

Just as he had thought, the flying saucer re-materialised above his head, and all of a sudden the skeleton was surrounded by what seemed as though to be a blue energy cone, “the heck is…” all of a sudden he moves out of the way of a stray lightning bolt, followed by another, and another, and you get the point, he was currently being aimed at by electricity from all over the place, and suddenly a loud voice is heard from a speaker on the ship “greetings my marrow composed fellow” this voice was definetely different, it almost end sounded like the voice of an alien he had watched from a cartoon, or a short, cloaked, bald, man-child.

“My name is holopox, I believe  you have already met my short tempered associate crypto, I am his … boss/ advisor/ helper, and I must say I am impressed by that stunt you pulled, from what I can gather from what crypto has told me your intelligence may even be close to mines, admittedly inferior as you will learn if you try teleporting” sans listened carefully to this part, he had a feeling that whatever he done he probably shouldn’t teleport, “you see, through my brilliant intelligence I was able to find a way to disable your teleportation ability through studying you, I simply wanted to let you know how it was I who orchestrated your defeat” as pox finishes gloating he is suddenly caught off guard by the skeleton letting out a small chuckle, “what’s so funny, I just told you you’re doomed, you should be terrified”.

“Oh its nothing, just that you think that just because I cant get out, means my magic also can’t” “ wait, wha…” all of a sudden pox is cut off as a gaster blaster fires on the side of the ship, not causing any serious damage but still enough to disable the lightning cone and allow sans to teleport to in front of the ship as he looks at it before speaking to the pilots, “wanna know one of the great things about having gravity manipulation rather than telekinesis”.

Crypto and pox both narrow their eyes at the skeleton as he speaks, curious about where he’s going with this, “it means I don’t need to worry about the weight of the thing I’m moving” sans states turning the ship blue and sending it down towards the ground, luckily crypto was just barely able to steady it before it hit the ground and took back off to try and get the skeleton, though now it seems as though even pox now found it personal after meeting him.

Sans really does have a way of making new friends, doesn’t he.

The flying saucer once again utilised a boost as it attempted to catch up to sans who began teleporting all around the place and launching bones at it, not really doing any damage but it was clear he was going for the chip away strategy that could end up being bad for them if they don’t act quick, luckily crypto had an idea.

All of a sudden sans sees yet another cone drop from the bottom of the ship, though this time it was the far more iconic thing you would expect to see from a flying saucer as it began picking up various parts of the forest, uprooting trees and lifting several animals, though not to abduct clearly (mostly because it was the anti-gravity field) as the ship then turned upside down, and suddenly sans knew exactly what was about to happen as it fired out the large collection of stuff into the air to rain down on his opponent before flying off and leaving sans with the incoming parts of forest.

Now I’m sure you’re wondering why not just teleport away, well its quite simple really, as I said, there’s a bunch of forest creatures also coming down, and sans wasn’t just gonna let them splatter as he teleports up next too two rabbits, grabs them, and teleports them back to the ground just out of range of the incoming trees, very soon a fox, three owls, one badger, five squirrels and two moles also join them.

“Alright wee guys, be safe now, here take this” he then places down some ketchup for the critters as the trees collide with the ground and pick up a large cloud of dust that obscures the skeletons vision. As sans walks through the cloud of dust he very soon dives out of the way of an incoming attacker, and as sans looks at it he finds himself confronted by a drone, not just one but about ten, and he had an idea of who they belonged to.

“Alright pals, lets not take too long, I really don’t want this to ‘drone’ on” he states as the drones fly right at him, only for sans to destroy three with some simple bones as he dives out of the way of some more attackers before shooting another blast of magic from his gaster blaster that tears through three more before finishing off the last five with some bones that rose out of the ground as sans once again teleports up into the air too look for his opponent, only to be just about hit by rapid fire blasts of plasma that disintegrate the bones he attempts to block them with.

Luckily sans very quickly teleports to the other side of the spaceship as it turns around to face him before blasting out more shots from the plasma cannon and even deploying more seeker drones to target him, luckily this time sans was much more prepared as he suddenly begins firing out much more bones that each impact the incoming energy blast and machines, heck sans even begins chugging down some more ketchup so as to once again revitalise himself for the fight before upping the intensity on the furon.

“Ah shit, evasive manuevers” crypto states before piloting his ship out of the way of the incoming fire, “really, why the hell did you say that” the holographic companion asks, “just felt right” the furon responds as he makes the ship enter a spiral movement that allows it to effortlessly manuever around the incoming attacks. “You know, terrible movie, but that move was definetely cool”.

As crypto flies around the shots he continues launching blasts from the plasma cannon, and it soon becomes evident that the evasiveness is beginning to put a strain on the skeleton who keeps trying to block or dodge the incoming attacks, “dammit, if this keeps up I’m toast, should probably try to make another defence, actually I think I have an idea based on a fan-made video I saw of me, though should probably stop time again so I can do it in peace” sans thinks to himself before snapping his fingers and freezing the plasma and ship in place.

All of a sudden the judge of the underground raises a massive bone (similar to the one in papyrus boss fight), actually he raise four and places them in the position of arms on his platform, he also makes quite a few bones for the fingers as well, this action is followed up by once again making a gaster blaster for the head and placing all of this together to make a rough copy of an au that was easily able to give the author of this fight nightmares.

All of a sudden it cuts back to crypto  who looks over to see sans had somehow disappeared, so stops his fire to take a look around, “dammit, he must of stopped time again, question is, where the hell is he now?” The alien conqueror asks his holographic partner, only to see that he was simply looking behind the two with a look of pure shock, “well guess that answers that question” the furon states turning his ship around, only to stop as he sees exactly what the skeleton had made.

It’s size alone easily dwarfed the ship in size, and it didn’t really help that before unstopping time sans had teleported for some paint, and now looking upon it, it held a truly terrifying visage of one of the very first undertale sans AU’s, that’s right, sans had made a copy of ultra sans.

All of a sudden the giant creation raises its hand and bring it down, essentially punching the ship and knocking it down while crypto tries to re-steady his ship before moving out of grabbing range of the monstrosity in front of him, and allowing him to see the real sans standing atop the head of the gaster blaster with the pitch-black eyes fixated on the furon, but that’s not all crypto notices as he then looks in shock at the health of his shield. “How the hell did that thing take out 95% of  my entire shields health in a single fucking hit” the furon exclaims in shock before zooming back further, knowing that another hit from sans creatio could very well be fatal.

“Ok pox, any ideas” crypto asks as the thing starts moving forwards at a speed that was just barely matching cryptos ship and elicited yet another “fuck” from the furon, “uhh, hit and run strategy” pox says, dumbfounded himself by what is going on, luckily, “you know, that actually sounds like a good idea, thanks poxy” crypto states before zooming forwards while the magic creation shaped like nightmare fuel does the same.

“Uhh crypto, just wondering, what are we going to hit it with” pox asks, and the furons answer couldn’t be any more simple “everything”. All of a sudden the flying saucer was unloading numerous attacks on the monstrous sans who simply raises its arms to block while the sans on top teleports away from the danger.

Yellow beams, explosives, drones and plasma all impact the monsters arms as it closes in before then raising one and slamming it down in the form of a punch that the flying saucer evades, going behind the monstrosity and unloading more attacks on the vulnerable head, surprisingly however the arms quickly go back and once again block the attacks before they can land on the head, “dammit, for such a big thing I definetely didn’t think it would be fast” crypto states as he proceeds to once again blast forwards and this time attempts the circle around them tactic again, only this time the opponent isn’t anywhere near as overwhelmed by the attacks as they were before, and now the furon has to dive out of the way of even bigger attacks than before, specifically incoming grabby arms.

“Shit, this isn’t working” he exclaims, narrowly avoiding yet another sideways swing, however turns out that bit was just a distraction as the other arm comes up from under the furon ship and grabs hold of it, stopping the furons in place as it holds them up to its face (hey that rhymed) while opening up the mouth and charging a beam, “welp, guess there’s only one thing left to do, ad now it can’t defend itself so this may actually be a very fortunate turn of events” crypto exclaims before tapping a new button, causing green energy to charge up at the bottom of the ship.

All of a sudden both things toss their strongest attacks, only this time the blast from the furon ship fairly easily tore through the gaster blaster beam, not only that but the size of the green explosion was able to instantly tear through the magic that it was composed of, allowing the furon to get out of its grip and back up away from the explosion while the creature was destroyed, leaving sans in slight awe at the size of the blast his opponent unleashed as he looks it over from a nearby tree branch.

As the blast from the quantum deconstructor dissipates the area is left in silence aside from the light hum emanating from the ship as the screen once again flashes black to now show us within the ship as crypto is shown breathing slightly heavily, “well that was intense, now to find that skeleton” crypto states having regained his composition as he turns the ship around and activates some scanners on it to search for the skeletal comic, only one problem “where the hell is he?”.

“Right here bud” all of a sudden crypto sharply turns his chair around to be face to face with the skeleton, “how the heck did he get in here” pox questions staring at the skeleton, though crypto was in no mood for answers and quickly launched a fist at the skeleton who sidesteps it, “ooh, nice try pal” sans cockily states as crypto whips out a gun to fire only for pox to stop him, “crypto don’t, do you know what kind of damage you could do to the ship, and by extension all of us”, crypto is about to respond but then thinks better of it before putting his gun away.

“Alright boney, lets dance” crypto exclaims raising his fists, to which sans shrugs, “well, geuss I could try some of those wrestling moves I saw papyrus and undyne do a while back, or maybe I’ll just try slapping” before also raising his hands, “lets see how you do without you’re abilities” crypto arrogantly states as both move towards each other for the most epic hand to hand fight they’ve ever done.

Though admittedly I should mention that its also their first, which can be clearly seen by the moves they toss out as sans slaps crypto in the face before the furon responds with a very awkward kick that the skeleton dodges before launching a sideways backhand that crypto ducks under and follows up with an upwards punch as well as an upwards kick that sans back steps away from, and due to cryptos lack of knowledge on hand to hand he didn’t realise that this action would cause him to trip backwards right into the controls, specifically hitting a switch that sends the ship boosting upwards towards a certain celestial object in the sky.

Fly me to the moon

“Uh oh” the telekinetic fighters let out as they see the ship heading for the moon at relativistic speeds, though this feeling of fear hardly lasts as they go back to trying to hit each other, besides, not like being on the moon will be fatal to either of them.

Crypto launches another punch which sans deflects before having some bones appear around his fist in the style of a gauntlet which he uses to toss a much tougher punch at the furon who ducks below it and moves forward, grabbing the skeletons midsection and crashing forwards (for crypto)/ backwards (for sans), luckily due to his lack of physical strength the blow wasn’t that much for the skeleton to worry about as he goes for an overhead, two handed, downwards strike with his bone encased hands.

Crypto just barely rolls away from the blow as both get up and crypto proceeds to use his pk to create a form of psychic aura around himself to boost his physical stats while sans encases his body fully in bones before both go back to hitting each other.

Sans launches a bone encased punch at the furon who blocks with a psychicly enhanced arm before countering with a psychic encased punch that barely causes a crack to the bone armour as sans grabs the arm before launching a punch to the chest that would have made the furon keel over if not for the sheer amount of adrenaline currently coursing through his veins (as well as some karma, though that’s more in his soul).

Crypto wasn’t the only one carrying on through just adrenaline, that was also currently going through sans magically composed body as he launched a few more hits, that and a lot of ketchup (that we may or may not be assuming as a slightly drug like stuff) is exactly how the guy is still going despite having barely any sleep.

This all said the two are both thrown forwards as the ship crashes down onto the surface of the celestial object, and because of the force of the hit, while the ships shields defended it, the two inside were flung with such a force that they crashes right out of the ship and took the lever that sent them here with.

…

It is mostly black as of right now, but very soon the colour once again fades in as we see crypto start to lift his body up off of the ground and look around, most of the area is barren with just the dusty white of the moon encasing the area, luckily he didn’t need oxygen, and while he wasn’t sure, the fact that skeletons don’t have lungs likely meant that sans was alive too, he just had no idea were he was. All of a sudden he spots his crashed ship and clutches his head at what had happened, knowing he had crashed way too many times over his career, an action he immediately regretted as he had no idea his arm was that sore, luckily he had a piece of dna to bring out and heal himself with as he approaches his ship.

As he reaches his ship he spots the disc thing holopox is usually connected too, luckily he would likely still be alive somewhere in the data, but it was clear he wouldn’t be getting any more help from him until he finished the fight, he also notices the missing switch and figures he’ll need it to head home, he’ll also need to find the skeleton, chances are he’s entered that stealth mode of his again, and there’s probably a chance he’s watching right now, but if he’s not directly attacking then it shouldn’t be too much of a problem until the lever is found.

…

Meanwhile on another area nearby we see our favourite skeleton getting up and rubbing his head as he looks around, only seeing a grey landscape filled with craters as far as the eye could see, slightly confused the skeleton looks up to see earth as the memories return back to him of exactly what he had been doing before and why he was on the moon “oh yeah, welp, guess I better try find him” sans states picking himself up as he looks down to see… a lever, “hey isn’t that the reason we’re here… ohh, this was probably knocked off when we crashed out, and since I now have it, I have the power to get home, heh, well this’ll be good” sans mind is silent for a few seconds until he thinks of something, “good thing I don’t have lungs and a need for oxygen”

…

As crypto looks around he starts to feel slightly on edge, why the hell couldn’t he find some stupid lever, and why hadn’t the skeleton made a move yet, all of a sudden his thoughts are cut off as he quickly turns around to… something, it wasn’t so much a sound (I mean you can’t exactly hear anything in space anyway) but more so a feeling, a chill up his spine, something he had been feeling whenever sans was near, though he was clearly nowhere in sight, so how could he find him.

“ wait a minute, if he’s always letting out an ominous feeling, then maybe I can use my powers to track and amplify it” crypto thinks to himself as he begins using psychokinesis to reach out and… bingo, the feeling was getting amplified, he just had to focus more and… uh oh.

All of a sudden he dives out of the way of an incoming bone, only this time dodging it felt more… natural. Of course, because he enhanced that signal, he could now feel were each of the attacks would come from, and boy did it help as he leapt up (with assistance from the moons gravity) out of the way of some bones rising from the ground, only it didn’t help to avoid once again become blue and getting slammed back down into the ground.

All of a sudden crypto utilises the low gravity of the moon and pushes off the ground with his hands at an angle as he moves towards sans before using his psychic power on himself to boost forward at the skeleton and launch a punch that is quickly sidestepped before following it up with a bone to the ribs which crypto blocks by summoning out a weapon and just getting launched back as he begins firing out a beam of plasma which sans jumps back from to avoid before launching another wave of bones which crypto counters with blasts from the disintegrator that easily cleave through the incoming marrow as crypto once again activates his shield and dash at the same time as he charges forward while launching yet more attacks.

As the alien conqueror gets close sans jumps up into the… I was gonna say air but there’s not any of that here, is there, well he still jumped up out of the way and followed up with a few gaster blasters that hit off of the shield as crypto also jumps towards the skeleton as both aim their weapons at the other, only for sans to teleport behind the furon and blast him forward into one of the moons craters.

As he crashes down onto the floor of the crater, the furon slightly bounces due to the lack of gravity, luckily this helps him stabilise himself as he lands on his feet a second time and jumps again due to the leftover force from it as he turns around and launches an ion grenade which is fairly easily dodged as the skeleton jumps down and launches a bone at the furon who leaps out of the way and fires another anal probe which sans simply counters by creating a wall of bones and firing it right towards the alien who dodges to the side and fires some more disintegration blasts, or he would have bu he had a feeling that if he was on earth still he would have heard a clicking noise.

“Goddammit” the furon lets out as he puts his weapon back and starts using pk on the broken pieces of moon rock to chuck them at the skeleton in a massive barrage, the rocks bouncing off of another wall of bones and beginning to crack it as a multicoloured light shines down… “wait what” both exclaim as they look up at a terrifying sight.

Remember earlier in the fight when sans sent a bunch of those super-baller balls up into the air, well they’ve just made it to the moon and where now coming down on both of our combatants.

“Oh crap” they both think before making a run for it in opposite directions in an attempt to avoid the multicoloured wall of death raining down from the sky, swerving out of the way of any balls that get near as more fill the field, luckily with nothing to bounce back down from the balls eventually just go back up into space again.

“Huh, you know considering how much they had mentioned that happening I’m surprised it barely got very much time whatsoever, probably false hyping or whatever someone would call it” sans criticises as crypto approaches, “I know, this whole script is pretty whack now that I think about it, but it is the “authors brilliant decision”, anyway id say the moons becoming boring as a location so lets head back and see who is gonna help us for the next part” he responds, “sure, picked this up by the way” sans says as he hands the furon the lever and then teleports the two back to the ship as they then head back to earth to continue a fight that I think is well written (well mostly, I am kinda still new to writing these).

Old friends and new

As the ship lands back down on earth sans teleports out of it before once again getting into a battle position, all of a sudden a gaster appears above him as he begins firing some blasts of energy as the ship zooms around them before raining down a beam of energy that sans narrowly jumps out of the way of before launching some bones that slam into the ships shield and slightly knock it back before it then goes for a charge again.

As crypto sits in his ship he begins thinking to himself “ok, still having problems with his speed, how the hell is that bag of bones so fast, gotta think of a way to hold him still, oh wait a minute” all of a sudden, the furon makes his ship stop right there as the skeleton looks up at it confused, “what are you planning”.

All of a sudden the judges body is incased in a massive beam of energy that holds the skeleton still “w-what” sans exclaims in surprise as he looks up at the ship that now had him hostage with the abducto-beam, “hah, let's see you get out of this ya smiley trash bag” sans struggles to move an inch as he looks up to see a green beam charging under it, one he recognised from before, the quantum deconstructor.

Knowing he can’t move out of the way sans decides to do the only thing he can, fight, all of a sudden, a massive amount of gaster blasters appear around his body and begin charging up as both enemies' stare at each other, ready to unleash an absolutely massive attack.

Three…

Two…

One…

All of a sudden they both fire, unleashing blasts of pure energy greater than anything they had released before in their lives as the blast from the qd expands to encompass the fire from what seems like fifty gasters, the pure destruction caused ends up causing the nearby trees to instantly disintegrate, the shockwave alone moves at such a speed that it instantly breeches the atmosphere and causes several sensors to go off.

But this wasn’t nearly the extent of its damage, remember how the quantum deconstructor has been noted to be able to tear a hole in space and time, well that’s just what began happening as cracks started forming around the point of meeting, surprising both at the level of destruction they were causing as both felt themselves being pushed back by the clash, luckily for the skeleton the sheer force caused the abucto beam to cut off, so using his opportunity he teleported several miles away and looked to see that the cracks were growing, “dammit, I need to get him to cut off that beam, though chances are he won't since if he does he’ll be engulfed by my attack, alright then”.

All of a sudden to the furons surprise the gasters cut off as him beam then collides into the ground for five seconds until it cuts off, leaving a massive crater in the area that used to be populated by wildlife, but that wasn’t the most pressing thing there, there was currently a massive crack right in the middle of the air, setting the ship down crypto proceeds to exit and get closer to the massive crack in space and time, “dang, I knew it had the possibility to do that, but I never thought it was actually gonna happen”.

As sans teleports near he looks up at the massive anomaly as well, all of a sudden both had a look of surprise as it began to close up, but not because of that even if it was strange considering it should be threatening everything, the thing that caught them off guard was that it looked as if a person was inside, or was as they suddenly jump out just as the crack closes, and all of a sudden as they thump on the ground sans eyes widen in shock, the jumper they wore, it was blue and purple with stripes, it was frisk.

But the skeleton wasn’t the only one with a visible reaction as sans looked up to see crypto with a devious smile on his face, he recognized them from sans memories, they were the kid who could control time, all of a sudden as crypto gets closer to them he is quickly stopped as sans teleports right in his face, “grrhh… move” the furon states sternly, “yeah, I don’t think so, I know exactly what you want with the kid, and don’t you dare think I’ll let you get it”.

As the two telekinetic stare each other down they are suddenly interrupted by a gunshot sound as a bullet flies right between their faces surprising them as they look over to see a blond-haired woman in spandex emerge from the forest brush, this time causing crypto to have a look of surprise on his face “Natalia”.

“Hmm, should have known you would have some involvement in this crypto” she spoke in a thick Russian accent, as she approached, meanwhile sans went over to frisk as they began to get up and look around before seeing sans, and all of a sudden before he can react his body is wrapped up by arms in a hug as he hears light sobbing coming from them.

*You try to tell him that your sorry about what happened, that you had no control, that…

All of a sudden they are stopped as sans begins talking “hey, its ok, I already knew all that, but look you can’t be here just now, those two over there are dangerous” as he says this frisk looks over to see crypto and Natalia talking “so your telling me that the Russian government also had the ability to find the time anomalies, and they sent you” the furon confirms “feels redundant that you repeated what I just said but yes, I was sent with orders straight from our leader, the great soviet bear, after he said that’s politics for some reason”, “well what’d ya know, I was sent for the same thing, and it happens to be that kid over there, how about an alliance for old times sake” crypto says, winking at her, getting a smirk “hmph, alright then darling” they then turn to look at the human and the skeleton as frisk makes a decision.

*You aren’t going to allow your friend to have to fight an uneven battle, you’ll help him out, you are filled with determination

“Well alright then, no point in talking ya down, let's do this kid” the skeleton states, chugging a bottle of ketchup as both sides then charge at the other, ready for a new round.

All of a sudden Natalia begins firing her gun, to which frisk casually swerves out of the way before getting in close and delivering a slash with the rusted dagger which is countered by the Russians own knife swing which she uses to send the determined child skidding backwards, though both suddenly move out of the way of some incoming bones as they see sans attempting to hit a crypto in the process of using his dash as he zooms around the battlefield before closing in to launch some blasts of electricity which sans leaps out of the way of before delivering some gaster blaster fire.

Meanwhile frisk had brought out their empty gun and were firing out explosion after explosion while dodging numerous incoming bullets before then getting an idea.

*you taunt her, criticising her aim. Natalia’s attack speed increased.

The taunt seemed as though to be effective as the Russian agent began unloading her cartridge much faster, only to still be unable to hit the child as frisk swerves around each bullet until they are close enough and launch an attack with a frying pan right into her face sending her tumbling backwards before jumping forward and launching more hits all over her body, causing several bruises to appear before the kid is cut off by a knife slash which cuts right through their jumper like paper (or more accurately wool) and draws some blood causing them to drop the frying pan and clutch the arm in pain as frisk is then kicked off.

On the other side crypto and sans were resorting to keep-away tactics, constantly tossing various projectiles and dodging around the incoming blasts of energy and bone, at least until sans once again stops time and creates gasters on each side of the skeleton before resuming as crypto quickly blasts a disintegrator blast through one and dives out of the way of the beams before getting up and launching his own beam of plasma at the skeleton who teleports out of the way of it.

As frisk dives behind a nearby rock to avoid the incoming bullets they look to their side to see sans right next to them, catching his breath as he says hi, meanwhile we see crypto and Natalia approach the rock, thinking they had the two rpg characters cornered, only for a gaster to fire a beam from behind the rock as sans and frisk fly upwards with their platform/jetpack phone as frisk begins raining fire down with yellow soul blasts that bounce off of cryptos shield as they begin firing upwards at the two who both fly around them, however frisk is suddenly hit from behind by a blast of psychic energy the destroys the jet pack as the two look behind them to see… a monke.

Well, more accurately an ape body, with a furon head, “pox” crypto exclaims in surprise, “crypto, I received a notification from the holo-me, I suppose this is the child who will grant our race total control?” Orthopox exclaims as crypto regains composition and nods, “yeah, and that’s the asshole whose giving me trouble” he points at sans who was helping frisk get up, only for all of them to hear running as a wall of bones separate the two groups accompanied by the words “nyeh heh heh”.

Sans and frisk turned around to see papyrus approaching them who looks at the new human he had never seen before before looking at his brother “paps, what the heck are you doing here” sans exclaimed, worried for the safety of his brother, “simple, I saw him destroy your shop and then fight you, I then followed you both until I got here, because a good brother never lets their sibling get hurt”, sans could only smile (well yeah but you know what I meant) as he looked up at his brother before taking a deep breath “thanks bro” he exclaimed when the wall of bones suddenly collapsed from the combined power of two telekinetic’s, “heh, three on three eh, well this’ll be fun”, crypto exclaims as pox gets into a fighting stance and crypto and Natalia aim there weapons while sans places his hands into his pockets, frisk readies their knife and papyrus enters his own supreme battle stance.

Pox leaps forward, utilising his ape body to get a height advantage as frisk charges forwards and swings their knife barely missing the apely bodied furon who launched a punch into their cheek, surprisingly barely phasing the child as the skeletal brothers proceed to launch numerous bones at crypto and Natalia who both counter with shots of bullets and energy, while also ducking around some bones that they end up missing, however everyone is suddenly caught off guard as papyrus lifts a massive blue wall of bones from the ground, crypto, recognising the attack proceeds to shout out, “quick, stand still and they’ll pass through you”, and causes those exact stuff to happen, only with a little extra.

“Grrgh, dammit” crypto lets out, not expecting the additional gravity those bones applied to him and the others, “he, nice job paps” sans states as his brother has a proud look on his face… until sans continued “you really left em feeling blue” which resulted in some sudden stomping.

The three then looked at their opponents who were currently struggling to lift their bodies as they looked at the skele-bros and child, a burning anger clear within their eyes as their bodies ached from the pain caused by the increased gravity, an anger most clear within crypto, an anger which had already been festering throughout the fight, building with every missed attack and countered move, one that had finally reached its climax as he let loose a yell of mixed pain and anger, releasing built up psychic energy that undone the special attack to papyrus surprise, though the lanky skeleton wouldn’t have much time to dwell on it as he was hit with an intense strike of invisible force that knocked him backwards into a tree, causing the skeleton to let out a yell of pain that spurred sans into an anger as well as he unleashed multiple gaster blasters upon the furon, only to stop a few feet away from him as the beams of monster magic were coated in a psychic aura.

Sans was caught off guard as crypto returned the beams to sender, but he thankfully recovered quick enough to teleport away as the blasts impacted the ground, kicking up a large explosion of dust as crypto fell forwards, near exhausted from the sheer amount of energy he had just released, though he wouldn’t get to breath for long as something red came down close to his head.

Schllrk

Crypto barely had any time to process what was happening before a chilling scream echoed throughout the forest as a dark crimson liquid flew before his eyes while Natalia clutched what was now no more than a stump where her arm used to be, muscles tendons, sinew, blood and flecks of bone on full display as they cover the true knife that frisk held within their hands, blood dripping along the handle as the smell of iron filled the air, quickly snapping them out of the trance they were in as they looked down at what they had done, letting out a sharp gasp, the thought of what had just happened to their friends had caused them to lose control and just let loose, but before they could do anything crypto had grabbed their head with pk and slammed it down into a nearby rock, leaving a stain of blood as they clutched their head in pain, but before anyone else could do anything the screen once again flashed as all of a sudden it is just crypto and pox in the forest now.

“Crypto, what’s going …” all of a sudden pox had been impaled through the ground by several bones as crypto looks on in shock “pox” his voice barely reaching above a whisper before his face once again contorts into anger, “coward, come out here and face me head on”, he is only hit by silence for a few seconds before the screen once again flashes and he is face to face with a hollow eyed sans who begins to speak, his voice barely reaching above a whisper as he speaks with a tone that is both calm, and filled with an unrelenting anger and coldness, “let’s finish this”.

(Sorry by the way, I had originally planned for them to enter the dark world and meet ralsei and Spamton but I decided the fight had dragged on long enough)

Their final judgement

Sans raises his arm, launching out another wave of bones from the ground, crypto quickly dodges out of the way as he rapid fire pulls a trigger of his gun, causing a massive wave of meteors to enter the atmosphere as crypto zooms up towards it followed by sans on a platform he raised from the ground as they once again start firing attacks at each other, avoiding constantly as the meteors near.

Seeing one of them approaching, sans teleports on top of it, barely affected by the heat it was producing as crypto flew above the meteor, raining down electricity upon it with all his might, but sans is still able to dodge effectively as he causes bone pillars to sprout from the meteor towards crypto, who zooms around them before bringing out the probe and launching multiple down at the skeleton who proceeds to teleport between the meteor and sends more bones at crypto who dodges around them.

Using his gravity manipulation Sans proceeds to change multiple of the meteors directions into crypto who swerves around them while sweating, in fact both were, this was far more effort than either had ever put in before, and it was unlikely they’d last much longer, especially as they plummet towards the earths surface, things were looking bad for both of them, but their perseverance to finish the other would keep them fighting to the bitter end as more bones, ammo and telekinetically/gravitationally flung meteors are tossed around, though as crypto thinks this, he realises something, he still had a weapon left, he just had to find the right moment and hope he could pull it off.

Sans dodges around each and every projectile flung his way, teleporting and creating platforms to limit his requirement of movement as he summons more and more bones and blasters to try and hit the furon who keeps zooming around each and every meteor in the area, that is until he notices they were only fifty or so miles away from ground, and with the speed they were moving he had seconds, knowing this, sans proceeds to teleport away, and seeing that, crypto flies around each falling meteor, knowing he’d just got his chance.

As sans teleports onto the ground, he watches as the hundreds of meteor impact a mile away, creating a shockwave that he raises his bones to defend against it as their damage piles up for a full minute, after which he lowers the shield and approaches, seeing a massive crater many mile deep had been left, but crypto wasn’t in sight, of course he knew when that was the case there was only one place they could be, and moves to the side as a blast of purple energy impacts the ground.

Sadly he didn’t realise its effects

The skeleton falls down to his knees, tears falling from his eyes as the gloom gun take affect on him, he tried to push out the thoughts, the memories, of how he failed everyone, how his brother had died, how his friend was turned, yet it all just kept coming back stronger, reminding him of his failure as thoughts of how even now, he’d likely never get that happy end flooded his head.

Seeing the pain he was putting the skeleton through, crypto walked up to him, wincing slightly as he did, yet smiling as he neared, his victory was at hand as he raised up his weapon… and nothing happened, looking through his gear, crypto saw a complete lack of ammo, he was completely out, yet that didn’t matter, picking up a nearby branch that had somehow survived, cryptosporidium used his telekinesis and sent it through the skeletons chest, a red substance flowing out as crypto walked away, he’d need to call the empire for assistance but that didn’t matter, he had won, he had killed the skeleto-

Shatter

Something breaks through his shield, and proceeds to-

Shiink

“Gah, w-what” the furon falls to his knees, clutching the stump where his arm once was, turning around, he saw Sans, standing up, his shirt covered in red as he removes the branch, revealing it had only went between his ribs and pierced the ketchup bottle inside, and worst of all, the gloom gun had worn off, extending out his arm, sans prepared for the most satisfying beat down he’d ever deliver in his life.

Crypto was raised into the air, and when he was high enough, sans changed his line of descent to the side, causing him to begin “falling” to the side, as crypto soars through the air, a mach cone begins forming around his body, causing his skin to begin pulling from the force being applied to it, and as he tried opening his eyes which were forced shut by the sheer speed, they just barely see the array of bones he was heading for.

Thwack

His body bounces off of the first, shattering a rib.

Thump

The second, causing him to start spiralling as he falls.

Thwick, wack, bam, shatter, spurt

With more and more hits, his body bruises, his clothes tear, and his legs is torn off, a crack appears along his head as his second arm and leg are also torn off, if he could scream, bloody murder would be an understatement, he begins bouncing between to walls of closing in bones before being back to falling, blood flowing from his spiralling torso and head, at least, until it began evaporating, the mach cone turning red as his skin burned and peeled, the moisture in his eyes gone as they are forced shut, and then, with the force of reentry, he hits a platform, any bones he had left were now paste, and his bubbling blood coated the platform as he breathes shaky small breaths of perseverance, his brains on full display as sans appears in front of him.

“Heh, well, I got one last thing to say to ya pall, it’s been fun, but you’re done, you won’t be threatening anyone anymore, so let me send you off with three final words” a gaster blaster appears in front of the skeleton, and begins charging up, and a split second before it fires, sans says his piece “get dunked on” the blaster fires, but all of a sudden its beam is coated in green energy as crypto tries to turn the beam away, but six mor surround the gaster blaster and fire their own beam into the beam, enhancing its size and power as the beam tears through the furons body, his lungs releasing one final guttural scream before dying out as his body is atomised, his soul tearing into hundreds of tiny pieces before they also disintegrate.

Taking a deep breath, sans falls to the floor, panting, before teleporting back home, he’d be taking a long sleep, even if the sun was now rising.

Aftermath

(A few days later)

Numerous news crews had came to hometown, even the big ones like MTT news, they had all came to talk about the freak meteor shower that had impacted the town and created massive craters, multiple corpses of humans were found throughout the woods and undyne had began an investigation, and a new student enrolled into the school, specifically another human who happened to make friends very easily there.

Sans meanwhile had opened a stall in front of his ruined shop, selling minors snacks and prank items, though he kept the ingredients for a pie there as well, something toriel greatly appreciated, frisk helped out when they didn’t have school or were exploring a new world with kris, and papyrus designed the sign for it to help him draw in customers as well, yep, life was good agai-.

“You” sans turns to the side, the holographic furon gastro stood before him, “I finally made it back, and now, I’ll finish you-“ a gaster blaster stood before the janitor, charged up to fire “… on second thought, you know somewhere that’s looking for a janitor”

Letting out a chuckle, sans offered him a job, less work for him after all, yup, life really was good again… until the-

“Nope, you are finishing it off on the good again, no foreshadowing”

… yup, life was good again.

“There ya go”

Results

Deadpool: woah ho ho, this fight was epic, they went whoosh, slam, giant explosion and then no more crypto, though are we sure the guy who is very lazy and can only take one hit should have won against the badass alien warrior.

Sheldon: yes, very sure, now crypto did have several things going for him here, he had a much wider arsenal of abilities and weapons to choose from and was way more experienced, not to mention physically stronger, so he could have put these to pretty good use if given the chance.

Popup: both combatants can be argued at well over a hundred years old, however crypto has spent nearly all of that time conquering planets unlike sans who has only fought when he truly needed to.

Deadpool: yeah but that wasn’t going to happen considering sans just… greatly outstats him, especially in speed, yeah crypto can react to his ship moving at around 7% the speed of light, but sans reacted to Chara’s slashes, which to catch him off guard would possibly be roughly 1.5 times faster than mettaton who is a ghost like napstablook, who considering how casually they made reacting to the light seem and the position they would have been in were likely 4 times the speed of light, and considering how casually sans reacted to their strikes despite them being at point blank range he would need to be able to react nearly 7 times faster than their hits, or 42 times the speed of light (while admittedly these aren’t gonna be fully right, the point is that sans upscales from light timing while crypto downscales, these were just for fun calcs).

Popup: crypto can perceive the meteors from the meteor strike coming, which at the maximum distance of mars to earth equalled 134.2 times the speed of light, though it is questionable wether or not they slow down upon atmospheric entry, not too mention that that was their absolute maximum distance to cover which makes it unlikely it was that speed and finally crypto has never actually reacted to the meteors, meanwhile the 7% sol was also a possible calc for him dodging roboprez’s lasers making that other stat more believable.

Sheldon: not to mention power, you know how we mentioned the meteor feat, well as it turns out tsunderplanes move is even more impressive, when we done a calc for it using the likely weight and speed of the attacks we got a result of 37.294 kilotons of tnt, this is from eight damage, so one damage would equal 4.66175 kilotons, and then times it by thirty for sans attack power dealt within a single second and you get 139.8525 kilotons dealt by sans.

Deadpool: meanwhile, the highest calc we’ve seen done for the quantum deconstructor is about 186.496 tons of tnt, meaning that in a single second sans can deal well over a hundred times more damage than cryptos strongest move.

Popup: you could make an argument for the meteor gun being higher considering it is calling down meteors at speeds possibly faster than light, but the fact that it is specifically stated that they are from mars implies there is likely a piece of tech there doing all the actual work (the calculation for the high power comes from the energy to call them down).

Sheldon: also it could actually be argued that durability was a bit up in the air.

Deadpool: I’m sorry what now.

Sheldon: ok now let me explain, you see while his defence is only placed at 1, that only actually reduces the damage you would take, and it should be noted that the max amount of damage you can deal, is the max amount of health the opponent has, in other words…

Deadpool: sans has 9999999 hp, which is actually still a bit less than most other bosses but still.

Popup: throughout the game different monsters of the same type (like froggits) take different amounts of damage to kill, this can be taken two ways, one is that this isn’t actually right that each one has this much, but the more likely one actually supports that each is unique, and as shown by how each froggit around the ruins disappears that supports that it is not just a specific class of enemy but a bunch of characters all just being there.

Sheldon: yep, so using the stats we already know this means you could actually argue sans can take a force of less than 46617495.34 kilotons of tnt (46.61749534 gigatons) to actually kill, and this was (usually) from a stabbing motion which slightly bypasses usual toughness,

Deadpool: meanwhile cryptos best durability, which also somewhat harmed him, is around 0.003 tons of tnt, that’s really not looking good for him.

Popup: to those who don’t like this it should also be known that hundred foot falls and room sized explosions have done zero real damage to undertale characters, while crypto is still harmed by those levels of damage, meaning he still wouldn’t have had durability.

Sheldon: essentially, crypto was not winning in a stat comparison.

Deadpool: but let’s be honest here, stats are not what these characters are about, and they were really just here for the heck of it, what actually sold us on sans winning was everything else, starting with his numerous counters to cryptos various abilities and weapons.

Sheldon: lets start with how his teleportation allowed him to get out of the grip of stuff like the dislocator, super baller and pk hold/throw.

Deadpool: it also helped him get out of big area damaging attacks like black hole and meteor strike, not to mention let him put crypto in the line of fire of his own attacks.

Popup: sans has dodged attacks in his sleep, meaning it is unlikely he would be caught off guard by a surprise attack.

Sheldon: with his ability to cause bones to sprout out of walls he could turn any of cryptos vehicles against him.

Deadpool: with his ability to manipulate gravity to the point that something that’s forever floating is now only able to leap meant he would easily wreck cryptos jet pack, and with the fact that his attacks can bypass defences it was questionable if cryptos shield would even work here.

Sheldon: with his own time stops having no real time limit or max number of uses requirement it was superior to that of cryptos own which takes up nearly all of his energy, and as the gaster blasters have shown to charge during it sans also wasn’t limited in attacks he could use during it while crypto was.

Popup: due to being made of magic cryptos attacks that directly affect a persons biology (e.g. zombie gun, magnetise) likely wouldn’t work.

Deadpool: and while their damage may affect him sans has survived higher voltages than the zap-o-matic and comparable temperatures to the plasma gun.

Sheldon: and with his own control over his bones and gasters it was very unlikely crypto could turn them on him with telekinesis.

Deadpool: but lets get to the biggest hax, cryptos mind control, surprisingly sans has resisted control from an even stronger source.

Sheldon: on a daily basis cryptos mind control can affect one person at a time, and when greatly boosted it affected eighteen, let me repeat that I said when boosted. sans resisted the control of asriel dreemur, who had control over six people… that were shown, he actually took over all monsters in the underground, or at the very least 100, which is roughly 5 times greater than crypto when he is boosted, so sans would likely have no trouble resisting cryptos own mind control.

Popup: with the mind flash crypto temporarily affects the entire world, but only for a few seconds meaning sans (who can resist it better) would likely be barely affected long enough for crypto to capitalise on.

Popup: sans was specifically shown feeling doubt, sorrow and regret when controlled by asriel, all stuff that can be felt when you’re gloomy, meaning he could likely resist the gloom gun.

Deadpool: with most of these out of the way let’s talk about sans hax, first off is karma, a poison, something crypto has notably been weak against.

Sheldon: next is his teleportation, while already mentioned with how it helped defensively, it could also be used offensively, such as teleporting crypto into an incredibly deadly situation.

Deadpool: he also had great arena control, he could have his bones appear from anywhere and basically attack crypto any time he wanted to, and crypto would have no way of knowing about it, not too mention gravity manipulation also helped in this category.

Sheldon: and finally, we have sans most notable hax, soul manipulation/stealing, something crypto had absolutely no counter too due to his entire verse not having something like it.

Deadpool: and to finish us off by going back to his counters, due to being a skeleton sans likely did not have a brain to grab onto and pull out.

Popup: this is all ignoring that sans goes all out when he starts, which would blitz and one-shot crypto who has been caught off guard by surprise attacks twice before.

Popup: sans stat advantage mixed with his great arena control means extra clones would likely not be too difficult, and so he would probably destroy the cloning machine before it becomes too many.

Sheldon: ironically however, despite not having a brain, sans definitely held a brains advantage, in multiple ways.

Deadpool: yeah, that was kinda obvious, crypto only ever really strategises when he is on the back foot, which is definitely different from sans who was actually using strategy throughout most of his fight.

Sheldon: while crypto always underestimates his opponents, sans was cautious, and never fights opponents he knows he is unable to beat unless absolutely sure he needs to, while both use their environment to help them, crypto just tosses the environment around while sans is much more creative in how he uses it to win, such as exploiting his games functions.

Deadpool: in terms of IQ intelligence sans is a genius able to read facial expressions to the point he can figure out how many times you’ve died, can build complex machinery (self sustaining trash tornado, likely helped make the core, a phone that can call a timeless void) and can prank you across space and time, crypto may be smarter than he appears but is in no way that intelligent.

Popup: pox could help deal with that problem, however sans still had greater intelligence feats than him and crypto sometimes ignores pox.

Sheldon: however, as it turns out crypto did hold one brains advantage, he’s much better at manipulation, I mean he has manipulated an entire country for ten years, sans had nothing on that, well except for the fact that crypto knew exactly what to talk about for them, most of the destroy all humans! Humans are slightly idiotic, and sans has dealt with manipulators before.

Deadpool: speaking of an advantage not being as good as it seems, that was the case with almost all of cryptos advantages, for example experience.

Sheldon: indeed, you see despite crypto technically having been in more fights, it is unknown if he has ever fought an opponent like sans, heck most of his opponents haven’t even been shown dodging his attacks, meanwhile sans had some experience that really helped him, first of all he put up just as good a fight as undyne, a warrior who has been training since her childhood, which as she is older than papyrus who also arrived at snowdin near the start of the town (again over 100 years before) means she was likely an even more experienced fighter than crypto, and since sans can match people who have fought her that could grant him a skill advantage.

Popup: furthering this is the fact that the furons were known for mostly just nuking their enemies rather than outright fighting them, likely decreasing cryptos own experience advantage.

Deadpool: but remember what we said about crypto having likely never fought an opponent like sans before, well sans has fought genocide route chara, who is a genocidal maniac who carried numerous weapons, and flowey, who is arrogant, manipulative, sadistic, taunts his opponents and is much more powerful than he looks.

Popup: fighting flowey also means that it cannot be argued that since crypto is an alien he wouldn’t have a soul, as flowey is also soulless and it means he can still harm people like that. It also means that with floweys strategy being to attack from all sides sans is also able to dodge attacks coming at him in a bullet hell style, which is something crypto himself hasn’t really dealt with unless you count robo-prez.

Sheldon: in other words, one has never fought anyone like their opponent, while the other solely fights people like his opponent.

Deadpool: ok but at least tell me he still kept his other advantages like physical strength and versatility.

Sheldon: ehh, kinda, in terms of physical strength crypto should still be fine, unless we physically scaled sans too papyrus, whose strength can match undyne, who we already covered can bench press cars, this isn’t too out of range for him as riding a trike fast enough to outspeed a car would surprisingly take a ridiculous amount of leg strength considering an average human on a trike would barely manage 2 mph while he outsped something moving at around 50mph, potentially making his legs 25 times stronger than the average humans.

Popup: there are also other physical strength feats in undertale like the wolf who tosses massive ice cubes, papyrus himself slamming through a window with ease, toriel easily tossing asgore away (who is much bigger than her) and mettaton breaking down a wall, while sans does likely downscale to most of these it should not be by so much that he wouldn’t still be able to match crypto.

Deadpool: and versatility, how does sans match that advantage?

Sheldon: simple, let's talk about monster magic, essentially each monster has their own signature move that they can utilise with it, but all monster magic has technically been shown to work the same, and as shown by what undyne says about using fire magic it is not solely able to be utilised by a single type of monster, so technically I would in fact say that it is much more a substance that they can have appear in any which way, such as faces, words and various different weapons and items, and it appears as though it can even take the effect of what it is copying, such as how fire magic has been stated to actually be able to cook stuff, or how acid has actually burnt characters before, hell most of their technology is made with monster magic, so essentially imagine it as somewhat similar to the powers of a lantern ring.

Popup: most other attacks have simply utilised blunt force or stabbing force, while stuff like venom was actually able to semi-paralyse the player into only moving a set amount, not to mention the food in undertale is also stated to be made out of monster magic yet can mimic the edibility of actual food, supporting this even more so.

Deadpool: so essentially sans could actually do a lot more than he showed and was simply held back by game stuff then.

Popup: technically this could further the stat gap significantly as it could then be assumed that knight knight genuinely created a miniature star that lets out solar radiation.

Sheldon: yes, and supporting this even more his brother papyrus who also uses bones also held the ability to make tiny creations like a skateboard and sunglasses or massive words with his monster magic, not to mention I should note that the number of ways sans utilises his already shown bones and other stuff is pretty close to the overall amount of stuff crypto has, meaning he also held creativity with his attacks.

Deadpool: ok, but wait a minute, what about how the quantum deconstructor can rip holes in space and time and cryptos ship is possibly capable of crossing multiple solar systems, wouldn’t that make him universal and massively faster than light.

Sheldon: well yes, except for a few things, first of which is that it was very clearly implied that the quantum deconstructor would destroy crypto and pox as well, meaning at the very least, durability doesn’t scale, and for the other argument, this is never actually shown or even outright stated but more-so just implied by the furons having taken over planets all across the galaxy which doesn’t actually give a timeframe, so it could take ages for the ship to travel that distance, but let's say he can reach these stats, wanna know who is much higher.

Deadpool: …chara?

Sheldon: yes, remember chara was only two kills away from having the strength to annihilate all of undertale, so how strong was their attack, well starting us off in this explanation we have omega flowey, who could destroy all the saves, each one stated by sans to be you creating a new timeline, and you can make as many new saves as you want without there ever really being stated to be a limit, meaning omega flowey potentially destroyed an infinite number of timelines (heck a timeline alone is a universe across every point of itself, making just timeline destruction infinitely higher than universal), then there is asriel dreemur, whose stats are infinitely higher than omega flowey, adding on a layer of infinite, and then we have chara, who destroyed all of undertale, which could contain an infinite number of those resets which each hold an infinite number of timelines which could mean it contains an infinite number of asriel dreemurs, adding another layer of infinite, not too mention it even destroyed the void, an extra dimensional space that exists outside of the timeline yet also all across it as implied by a gaster follower statement on how he exists across every timeline, all of this by my understanding would potentially make it a complex multiversal feat, and if your wondering how sans scales, its simple laws of physics that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, meaning to output that much they would need to be able to tank it, and sans could harm them.

Popup: you don’t have to believe they destroyed that much, but they definitely destroyed a universe meaning sans scales to an attack that destroys the entirety of what cryptos strongest weapon only busted a hole in.

Popup: Supporting this, sans can destroy the players soul, which tanked the timeline destroying hyper goner and blows from omega flowey at point blank range, in fact the player themselves were only a few feet away from them supporting that they also physically tank these strikes.

Deadpool: as for speed, well you know how we just mentioned chara destroyed every single bit of undertale, which we showed evidence for potentially being a complex multiverse filled with numerous layers of infinite, well for their slash too have covered all of it then it would need to have been swung at speeds fast enough to cover it all in seconds, and sans was dodging these blows like they were nothing.

Popup: the light napstablook reacted to and the hyper goner that the player could move somewhat in tandem with both spread over the entire timeline, and there are obviously multiple examples of moving within voids like the asriel and omega flowey fight, granting even more evidence of immeasurable undertale speed.

Sheldon: indeed, and I feel as if I should mention that while the gun can also harm him, it is classed as the empty gun (it even makes an explosion of stars in his fight), meaning the way it attacks can likely be you are channeling your own power through it.

Deadpool: okay, so that means that the new stats are…

Power output: crypto=universal vs sans= potentially complex multiversal.

Speed: crypto=massively faster than light vs sans=immeasurable.

Durability: crypto=still 0.003 tons of tnt vs sans=potentially complex multiversal.

Result=sans is beyond infinitely higher in every stat with max level (a.k.a slightly more questionable) arguments.

Deadpool: Jesus Christ not even close.

Popup: there is little evidence that actually contradicts undertales stats (at least that I myself will actually be convinced on) while for destroy all humans it has mostly just been off-hand statements and assumptions, making it harder to fully support them.

Sheldon: indeed, so… what else do we have to cover for this fight.

Deadpool: who was more likely to attack first, that was bound to be crypto right.

Sheldon: …

Deadpool: you have got to be kidding me.

Sheldon: it’s just that sans had no real reason for being a target of cryptos while crypto had much more of a reason for being a target of sans thanks to his judgement ability informing him of the amount of kills crypto had.

Popup: this also provided another reason for sans to be immune to the mind control, as crypto cannot control people with direct hostility to him, since it meant he would not just decide to use it when he first saw sans before the skeleton started attacking.

Deadpool: what about weaknesses.

Sheldon: nope, sans only real weakness was being lazy, and that didn’t really matter much as he knows when to get serious, meanwhile again, crypto was way more arrogant, hardly goes all out until he realises he needs to, and also has way more specific weaknesses like water.

Popup: while knowing which attack is coming can be greatly effective against sans, he doesn’t actually utilise the same move twice, there is always some variation to it like (at the very least) making it slightly faster, and the only way of actually knowing was through the ability to rewind time, we simply classed this as a weakness for him as he knew they were resetting but did not change his attacks whatsoever.

Deadpool:… stealth

Sheldon: while crypto has better feats of sneaking into and out of places, sans ability to coat himself in shadows not to mention disappear from eyesight while being looked at gave him that advantage.

Deadpool: what about stamina and how many attacks they can fire out.

Sheldon: this is actually an interesting point that may be a paragraph long statement, first of all I want to mention that sans magic doesn’t actually tax him at all, it’s only because he physically moves that he gets tired, as shown by the fact that you need to try hit him to progress his fight (even his last attack exhausted him just because he was moving his arms), which is supported by undyne also exhausting after running through hot temperatures, so in regards to ammo this provided a huge advantage considering virtually all of cryptos stuff run on some limit or other, and that he has to replenish with ammo and dna, stuff he likely would not have full access to, heck considering how many bones and gasters he attacks with sans would still have held the ammo advantage over crypto, but there is also the regards of physical stamina, and crypto does take this due to sans exhausting after only a few movements, here’s the big question however, would sans need to make those movements, you see the reason he has to dodge is because his world works on a turn based system in which he has to allow his enemy to try to attack him (something he even acknowledged), in a death battle however he suffers from no such problem, and could essentially just begin spamming gaster and bones like their nothing, another thing helping sans here was that he can be fully replenished by just a minute long brake, which his teleportation can easily grant him, meanwhile cryptos restoration through ammo and dna are again eventually gonna run out, so ultimately I give this point to sans more times than not.

Deadpool: oh, hang on, what about the cheats crypto has access to, he can make himself immune to damage and grant himself infinite ammo.

Sheldon: first off, cheats cannot really be considered a win condition as they are technically not canon, second, soul manipulation still bypasses durability, and finally sans has shown that he is able to figure out that you are cheating, potentially removing that option.

Deadpool: what about anti-feats, sans could still just be killed by a slash from a child.

Sheldon: crypto was even worse off as it is stated that even just being slammed into a wall would turn a furon into paste, and sans literally uses that as his main attack.

Deadpool: ok, how about this, we had mentioned that crypto cannot remove sans brain because he doesn’t have a physical brain, but couldn’t he maybe take out his other parts.

Sheldon: another interesting one with a big explanation, this time about a monster’s physiology, as I’m sure you know, hitting them with a knife does not visibly do damage unless their health is depleted, now this is probably just a game thing right.

Deadpool: yeah.

Sheldon: nope, remember, monsters are themselves made of monster magic, a substance that they can control, and while this seems like its just a theory, we’ve actually seen evidence of this, such as temmie attacking by stretching their legs, or the amalgamates own bodies becoming their their own attacks, but the best, and most relevant, example is with undyne just before she becomes the true heroine, when we attack her and reduce her hp to 0 we can visibly see that her body has been cut in half, if that’s not all it seems as though to be tearing itself apart, heck she even states…

Undyne: my body… it feels like it’s splitting apart. Like any instant… I’ll scatter into a million pieces.

Sheldon: yet right after, upon transforming into the true heroine, none of that is present, and her health itself is now regenerated, now this isn’t saying that sans can regenerate, no, this is pointing out the connection between a monster body and its health, since its magic this potentially means that the monsters are on some subconscious level holding themselves together, and only upon killing them does their body come apart, hell mad dummy/mew mew actually support this even more, remember he did not have a complete hold on his bodies, and as shown whenever they were hit his bodies seemed as though to come apart, this is because of the fact that his control was weaker than everyone else’s, so essentially what I’m getting at is that crypto cannot remove a piece of sans to weaken him… before having already killed him, making this not a good argument for crypto to win as he can only really use it after having already won.

Deadpool: ok fine, but wait a second, what about how crypto would likely have an extremely high lv and would just be able to tank all of the skeletons attacks.

Sheldon: no, first of all this is only a trait in undertale, just giving anyone that ability should not really be an argument for them winning, secondly, it does also appear as though to only actually be an affect for humans as monsters hold various different stats despite having never killed anyone, not to mention it would also mean that should we genuinely consider karma to work better depending on your kill count then crypto would end up potentially dead just by a slight level of exposure thanks to a kill count potentially in the thousands.

Popup: technically it was stated that they got stronger the more they are willing to hurt, that said the player was willing to hurt people that can be considered family and best friends while crypto was still technically killing to save his people, meaning crypto could also have less LV than them.

Deadpool: dang it.

Sheldon: yes, crypto was a tenacious, vicious and versatile opponent, but it seems that with a superior… everything as well as multiple counters to what crypto could do sans was able to pull through in this telekinetic bout.

All of a sudden sans pops up.

Sans: guess you could say crypto pkouldnt stand a chance, and so he just ended up boned.

(Ba dum tss)

Deadpool: new host.

Sans: yup

Sheldon:…well anyway, the winner is sans.

Advantages and disadvantages:

Crypto=(loser)

+more versatile

-but not as creative with his attacks.

+more experienced

-but never fought someone like sans.

+more violent

+more manipulative

+more physical stamina

-massively weaker

-surprisingly less durable

-way slower

-nowhere near as intelligent

-had no counters for his opponent's abilities

-their highest possible stats cause him to get absolutely godstomped

-very unlikely to get a surprise attack in

-more exploitable weaknesses

-own abilities were easily countered

-almost all weapons and abilities run on a limited supply and so would eventually run out

-clones degrade over time

-had to manually switch between weapons Sans=(winner)

+held the stat trinity

+much smarter

+somewhat stealthier

+abilities and resistances countered cryptos hax

+has somehow literally only fought against people like crypto

+has fought much more skilled opponents

+deals with people who can come back to life

+multiple ways to bypass his durability (soul hax, bypassing defences)

+less exploitable weaknesses

+could just use all abilities at the same time

+much more likely to start the fight

-less bloodthirsty

-crypto could find a way to manipulate him, but this was pretty unlikely as he mostly manipulates people dumber than himself

-less versatile in terms of weapons and abilities.

Popup: ok so there is technically one more argument for each that I couldn’t really fit in, for crypto it would be that technically some of his dna is likely also on the furon home world meaning he is likely still alive, though considering the amount of time it would take too come back it would ultimately mean that sans did technically still win, not too mention soul destruction could also mean that wouldn’t work… somehow, magic and technology do not mesh well and make stuff very confusing to figure out. I would also like too mention that there is the fact that sans could potentially absorb each crypto clones soul, which would turn him into a super powerful being who technically could destroy the entire timeline or just destroy all the furons, which does also provide an answer to the last argument.

connections

the connections between crypto and sans is that both are lazy short fan favourites with many well known lines (one of which ends with the word time( it’s probin time and do you wanna have a bad time), their laziness and little care has led to them being shouted at a lot by a much more serious person of the same species (pox and papyrus), however when they absolutely have to (or should you kill their siblings/clones) both become forces to be reconned with despite being physically weak thanks to their variety of attacks, telekinesis and ability to summon out (and technically absorb) an important part of you that looks like an important organ (your dna in the shape of the brain and the soul in the shape of a heart), due to being physically weaker than their usual foes both much prefer ranged combat while also usually only being a few feet away, both are a lot smarter than they seem and will use anyway they can to win. Despite these they have many differences as well, though these were all covered up at the top.

a small additional connection is that cryptos moves are called pk something, this is also the names of moves of a very popular opponent for sans, ness.

next time

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