Introduction[]
Mortician: The world is vast and a lot of it being unexplored really makes you think about what's out there.
Redshock: From unexplored planets to little green men wanting to probe you, I don’t wanna find out except our two combatants.
Mortician: Crypto, the “Commie” Alien clone from Destroy All Humans
Redshock: And Martian Manhunter, the shapeshifting, well Martian from DC.
Crypto[]
Mortician: The 1950’s, a time full of peace and love, and war. The Cold War was an ongoing conflict between us and the boys in red.
Redshock: What we didn’t expect was a mother fucking Alien!
Mortician: This alien is Cryptosporidium or Crypto for short. Crypto is a Furon, a dying Alien species where his superiors thought to help save his race was to invade Earth and harvest human DNA in order to ensure the survival of his own species.
Redshock: Ew, Gross!. Crypto isn’t just a single person but a Clone, there had been as close to 140 Crypto’s all dying in different ways like crashing his saucer, while the rest is undisclosed.
Mortician: Crypto is a Furon invader equipped with alien technology like a jetpack to fly to great heights, a shield generator to protect against damage, and advanced weapons to destroy all enemies and obstacles in his path.
Redshock: He carries all sorts of weapons, with Zap O'Matic it can send a burst electricity. His Ion Detonator can launch plasmatic Ion Bomb, which will either explode within approximately ten seconds, catching and instantly killing any human foolish enough to be caught in its wide blast radius, or can be detonated remotely at will. The Disintegration Ray does what it's called, it can fire molten balls of energy that only took a few bursts that turned a human into a pile of ashes and can also effect against cars and military tanks.
Mortician: Seeing how hot molten lava is, and comparing it's video game footage to turn humans into ash means the Disintegration Ray must shoot molten lava at +1800° F.
Redshock: And that's not all he has way more guns, with Anal Prob (gags) ugh I hate this one, it can shoot a blast that can enter human's allowing them to study them "intimatley" and can extract their brain stems from their anus, why does he need this?!. Is it a fetish?!.
Mortician: His Dislocator can shoot frisbee like discs allowing them to catch onto someone and fly away and can even attach to heavy objects like cars or tanks but it takes a few shots to levitate them. With Meteor Strike he can summon a meteor capable of destroying a building and one time destroyed a small moon with just 3 meteors. With Burrow Beast Crypto can summon a Tremor like worm to eat anything from below the surface.
Redshock: With Ball Lightning he can use it to attract anything metal and can electrocute humans nearby, with Zombie Gun he can turn regular people into mindless zombies, with Shrink Ray he can shrink a normal human, Gloom Gun can effect a person's emotions, can summon a giant Venus Fly Trap into a kaiju like alien plant, and last the Black Hole Gun, which can summon a black hole capable of sucking anything inside.
Mortician: With all these weapons, Crypto has something extra up his sleeve, he can use his species psychic abilities, he uses to move and manipulate objects, scan thoughts for information, extract brains, hypnotize people to do what he orders, and disguise himself. Crypto can also transform matter into ammunition and learned to stop time itself.
Redshock: For when he needs a quick getaway he can hop into his Flying Saucer, that lets him travel across worlds, is armed with his most powerful weapons to fight armies and bigger threats, destroy buildings and towns, and an abduction beam used to capture objects and harvest humans. To avoid unwanted attention, the Saucer has a cloaking function that turns the ship invisible.
Mortician: And thanks to his cloning technology that allows him to be resurrected as a clone the moment he is killed, making him nearly immortal.
Redshock: This Alien has some great accomplishments, he once killed the President and ran the United States for 10 years, has killed countless humans and alien species, can survive MI6 interrogation with all drugs in his system and won't spill the beans, and even blew up Area 42.
Mortician: That being said Crypto isn't perfect, he can be rude, sadistic, impatient, and impulsive. He prefers to destroy things than plan ahead, isn't super durable as he once crashed his Saucer and died, is not immune to knock gases, and is really frail and can be easily overpowered in hand-to-hand combat.
Redshock: But that being said, this guy was a menace to the United States even the World, from nearly destroying it to actually running the United States as it's president, you don't want to cross this Texan sounding Alien.
Crypto: "Attention, humans. I am Cryptosporidium of the planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire... resist this!"
Martian Manhunter[]
Mortician: The Martian known as J'onn J'onzz was pulled from his homeworld, and time, to Earth in an experiment with alien technology. Not knowing what to do next, J'onn took decided to assume the form of the strange alien species native to the planet that he had been transported to.
Redshock: The Martian would continue to take on a human form to fit into Earth's society, becoming a police detective in Middleton under the alias "John Jones". Eventually, the Martian's true form was discovered the public, and J'onzz decided to allow the public to see his true form while keeping his "Jones" identity a secret.
Mortician: The Manhunter would become a founding member of the Justice League of America alongside Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, and Aquaman. Though a recurring member, he would become the leader of Justice League Detroit.
Redshock: Manhunter had been genetically modified being with incredible powers stemming from the changes made in his body, he can control his molecular structure to manipulate them into any construct he desires allowing him to Shape Shift. He can also reflect light, rendering him invisible to normal light and human sight and can Phase through Solid Matter like a ghost.
Mortician: Being a Martian, J'onzz has some incredible physiology, can lift tankers out of the ocean for vast distances, stalemating powerhouses like Superman, and he has even helped tow the moon and objects as large as the Earth itself together with Superman. Can Regenerate from nothing but his severed hand, regenerate in moments from nothing more than a puddle of green liquid, and in another instance, survived beheading.
Redshock: And like a regular superhero he can Fly, allowing him to fly as fast as light speed. And combined with his Super Speed, he can be as fast as Superman's level.
Mortician: Another fascinating power of Manhunter is his Martian Vision, grants J'onn the ability to see into other spectrums of light. J'onn can use his martian vision to see people and objects that are invisible to others.
Redshock: Manhunter is also the most powerful telepath on the planet. He is able to read the mind of any human with no difficulties, and the only minds that can cause him trouble are insane minds. He can even read their subconscious mind as well. He can scan the mind of every person on Earth within a matter of moments.
Mortician: While J'onzz is an impressive person he does have some flaws, his biggest fear is Fire, due to the death of his wife and daughter, fire haunts him and can even hurt him and can be beaten by physically stronger opponents like Superman in Injustice Year 1.
Redshock: But this Martian has done a lot for the world and the universe and once you see this green alien in the air thank him for all he's done.
Manhunter: "We're the Justice League. We've beaten up real gods and made'em cry. You are nothing to us."
Death Battle[]
Prologue[]
Los Angeles, 1962.
J'onzz had been tracking down an Alien that has been wrecking havoc on the outskirts of LA with hundreds of dead bodies and lots of destruction left behind. While asking questions in a bar in his John Jones persona, he is interrupted by a Hippie, he had a large afro, wearing a multicolored shirt, jeans and sandals, when he spoke it surprised J'onzz he had a Texan accent. "So I hear your're looking for me". The lady he was questioning screamed in fright and ran away, the Hippie chuckled and took the seat next to J'onzz. J'onnz said "who are you". Crypto smacked his fist on the table "Bartender!, Whiskey!". The Bartender brought a whiskey bottle and two glasses, J'onzz asked again but in a more serious tone "Who Are You!". Crypto took a shot of whiskey and said "More like what partner, I am here for business, and it doesn't concern you, so how about you take your fancy ass suit and tie and get outta of here and stay out of my business". J'onzz flashed his red eyes at Crypto but he wasn't scared he grinned "oh your one of us, well this should be fun". Then in a split second Crypto's real form shot behind the Hippie who layed dead on the bar like a empty husk. Crypt aimed his Zap O'Matic at J'onzz and so J'onzz turned into his own form and said "You are Under Arrest by order of the...". Crypto interrupted "Shut The Fuck Up!".
FIGHT![]
Crypto fired his Zap O'Matic towards Manhunter, Manhunter quickly dodges it, he throughs a bar stool at Crypto and Crypto uses his Telekinesis and moves it aside only to be hit by Manhunter's fist and get's punched through the brick wall of the bar, into the alley outside. Crypto brished it off as Manhunter flew through the hole he made, Crypto brought out his Disintegrator Ray and shot a bolt of molten lava at Manhunter. Manhunter was terrified of the bolt of lava and flew out of the way.
Meanwhile, Crypto gotten onto his UFO and flew away as Manhunter chased behind him. They raced outside of Earth's orbit until Manhunter caught up to Crypto and held the back of his UFO stopping Crypto from moving. Crypto flipped the thrusters and struggled to break Manhunter's grip. But Manhunter let go and Crypto crashed into the Moon.
Manhunter flew onto the moon and saw the UFO was half destroyed, and saw Crypto's dead body in the pilot seat, but all of a sudden another Crypto flew out of his ship with his Jetpack and started shooting his Dislocator, Manhunter dodged the purple discs but one hit him in his left knee and Manhunter was flipped upside down and as Crypto landed he brought out his Anal Probe and took aim at Manhunter's butt.
But Manhunter broke free and flew away and turned invisible, Crypto was annoyed and started firing randomly in hopes of hitting Manhunter, but Manhunter was behind him and lifted him by his neck and slammed him onto the ground. He then flew with Crypto while holding his throat and melted his face with his lasers.
Thinking that he won again, another clone of Crypto appeared on the moon and started firing Ion Bombs toward's Manhunter, one of them was near Manhunter and it knocked him back down to the moon. Crypto, then summoned a Meteor Strike, Manhunter managed to get up and fly toward's the Meteor and flew into it holding it once the Meteor stopped in motion. Manhunter through it at Crypto and his UFO and left an explosive dent into the moon. Manhunter flew back to Earth.
KO!
Results[]
Redshock: What a Galatic Battle!
Mortician: While Crypto had a better Arsenal and thanks to his Cloning Tech he could fight longer with endless Clones, but he was just too outclassed by Manhunter on all categories
Redshock: Manhunter was smarter, more durable, and had stronger powers. Manhunter is known for being the one guy that Superman doesn't want to fight, The Superman, the guy who has more power than a black hole in the palms of his hands.
Mortician: They also had similar powers, but Manhunter is 225 Million years old while Crypto is just over a hundred so Manhunter has had a lot more experience in dealing with other Aliens.
Redshock: With Manhunter's Superior Powers, Stronger Durability, and Vast Experince Dealing With Aliens, Manhunter proved Crypto was just a waste of Space.
Mortician: The Winner is Martian Manhunter!
Comparisons[]
Martian Manhunter[]
- + Stronger Durability
- + More Experience When "Dealing" with Aliens
- + Stronger and More Versatile Super Powers
- + Higher Intelligence
- - No Weapons
Crypto[]
- + Infinite Clones
- + Weapons to keep the Fight at a Distance
- - Relies Too Much on his own Technology
- - Lacks Hand to Hand Combat
- - Physically and Mentally Weaker
Trivia/Connections[]
Trivia[]
- The Track Name would be called "Groovy Green Men"
- The Track Art would Feature a UFO
- The Voice Actors would be Grant Albrecht the original voice actor for Crypto and Carl Lumbly the original voice actor for Martian Manhunter from Justice League Unlimited
Connections[]
- Both are Aliens who had visited Earth several times from several eras
- Both have telekinetic powers
- Both have blended in with humans
- Both are from an almost extinct race of Alien beings