Crypto

“	Attention, humans: I am Cryptosporidium of the planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire...Resist THIS.	„
	~ Cryptosporidium

Crypto, full name Cryptosporidium, is the main protagonist in the video game, Destroy all Humans!

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

Crypto vs Goku Black (Abandoned)
Crypto vs Martian Manhunter (Completed)
Ratchet vs Crypto (in Progress)
Crypto vs Sans (Completed)
Zim vs Crypto (Completed)

Battle Record[]

WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.

Battle Record

Wins: 1
Losses: 2
Draws: 0

Possible Opponents[]

Bender (Futurama)
Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
Doomguy (DOOM)
Earthworm Jim (...)
Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)
Fox McCloud (Star Fox Adventures)
Master Chief (Halo universe)
Mega Man (...)
Megamind (...)
Megatron (Transformers)
Nitros Oxide
Rocket Raccoon (Marvel)
Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat)
Stubbs the Zombie (...)

Death Battle Info[]

Background[]

Full Name: Cryptosporidium (137 to 139)
Age: Unknown (Practically immortal through various clone bodies)
Height: Approx 4' 4"
Species: Furon
Former CEO of the Space Dust Casino
Worshipped by Ninjas
Loves blowing shit up
Is apparently a fan of Rammstein
A widower; his wife had died sometime after.

Weapons[]

Zap-O-Matic
- Rechargeable Rifle, requires a cool down before being upgrade for better destruction
- Fires a jolt of blue electricity that can be upgraded to kill an entire group of people
- Effective against Blisk Warriors without upgrades

Anal Probe
- Used to harvest Brain Stems from Humans
- Cannot be upgraded
- Can separate the Blisk Spores from its Human host
Disintegrator Ray
- Fires bolts of molten balls of energy
- Can transform any being into a pile of ashes with a couple of shots, one shot if its upgraded
Ion Detonator
- Fires Plasmic Ion Bombs
- Ion Bombs can be powerful enough to disintegrate groups of people and destroy tanks
- Only weapon that can be fuctioned while using the "Temporal Fist"
Dislocator
- Shoots disks of energy that send people flying in random directions
- Can be used by Crypto like a surf board
Meteor Strike
- Summons meteors to Earth destroying everything Crypto targets.
- Fires three meteors and a planetnoid causing massive destructive damage.
Gastro
- Summons a small holo-pod unit piloted by the Mothership's former Janitor
- Can be used as a distraction against a group of opponents or one large opponent
Burrow Beast
- Shots a large lure to summon a worm like beast which devours its targets
- Not effective against vehicles and non-human enemies
Ball Lightning
- Shots a large ball of electricity that is attracted to metal
- Useful against a large group
Zombie Gun
- Shots green globs at opponents that transforms them into Zombies
- Useful distraction
Shrink Ray
- Can shrink various objects and people
- Does not work on buildings and the objects cannot be PK on
Superballer
- Similar to the Dislocator, but it shoots a rainbow bouncy ball of doom
Venus Human Trap
- Shots a spore which transforms into a giant Venus Fly Trap
- Can eat vehicles including tanks and helicopters
Black Hole Gun
- Summons a Black Hole which can suck humans and vehicles
- Works on Blue Nexosporidium Warriors, but not Red or Green Warriors

Equipment[]

Jet-pack
- Gives Crypto true flight capabilities
- Offers great manuverability and thrust
Furon Shield
- Crypto's first line of defense
- Can protect the user from small arms fire, but can't take a tank shell or heavy laser weapons
- It can quickly recharge when out of the line of fire

Mental Abilities[]

PK aka "Psycho-kinesis"
- Can lift and throw objects with his mind
- Can simply make people explode with just a thought
- Extracts the brains of living or dead humans
  - Second method of extracting Furon DNA aside from the Anal Probe
- Can transmogrify in-animate objects and even people into ammunition for his weapons
- Can transform an in-animate object into a magnet that attracts other objects and people
Cortex Scan
- Can read the thoughts of a person including fellow Furons
- Can gain valuable information or just random gibberish
Hypnotize
- Can mind control a human or a weak minded Furon to do his bidding
- Can make them dance to distract others, protect Crypto, or follow Crypto
- Make an individual forget about his existence
Holobob
- Creates an illusion of disguise into the minds of surrounding humans
- Requires a lot of concentration
Body Snatch
- Allows Crypto to posses the body of a person
- Superior replacement for Holobob
- Can only last in his host's body by reading the thoughts of others
Mind Flash
- Stuns everyone on an entire planet for a short period of time, including Blisk Warriors
- Can't be used again unless Crypto eats a brain stem
Temporal Fist
- Most powerful mental ability, taught to him by "The Master"
- Temporarily freezes time
- Can't use any of his other mental abilities or weapons, except for his PK and Ion Detonator

The Saucer[]

Crypto's main mode of transportation across planets or galaxies
Most effective weapon to use against entire armies or to demolish towns
Serves as the makeshift headquarters for Crypto after the Mothership is destroyed
Houses the main Furon Cloning device and can create another Crypto if the current one is killed
Contains numerous sensors and scanning equipment making it ideal for gathering intel
Has a Meditation Chamber to help enhance PK abilities
Power cells of the Saucer are so unstable that if they get blown up it can vaporize an entire city
Has numerous torture devices including the "Jumbo Probe" to interrogate people
Comes equipped with a cloaking device
Has many weapons at it's disposal
- Death Ray
  - Saucer's standard weapon
  - Can level buildings and atomize people
  - While it doesn't need ammunition it needs to cool down between shots
- Sonic Boom
  - Fires power anti-matter globules
  - Shockwaves can prove devastating to nearby objects
  - Can level buildings faster then the Death Ray
- Quantum Deconstructor
  - The Saucer's most powerful weapon
  - Destroys everything in its radius
  - So powerful that if it gets in the wrong hands it could rip a hole in the space-time continuum
- Anti-Gravity Field
  - Fires a ball of anti-gravitation energy
  - Forms a singularity which draws in nearby objects and people and eventually implodes
- Electro-Cone
  - The Saucer's best anti-personnel weapon
  - Fires lightning at anything below the Saucer
  - Most effective when used at low altitude
- Seeker Drones
  - Fires a huge barrage of energy based missiles
  - Can destroy ground targets and lock on to air borne ones
- Plasma Cannons
  - Act as the minigun equivalent for the Saucer
  - Can completely demolish buildings
- Tornadotron
  - Creates a tornado at will
  - Only weapon that can be used while cloaked to give the illusion of it being the act of nature
- Abducto-Beam
  - Used to abduct large quantities of humans to harvest their DNA
  - Can transmogrify objects to create ammo

Feats[]

Assassinated President Hoffman
Survived a crash landing in Union Town when his saucer was shot down and proceeded to break out of containment while disarmed
Conquered the United States and became its President for 10 years
Fights government agents, martial artists, psychic mutants, giant mechs, and other aliens on a regular basis
- Killed Armquist, the leader of the United States Army who at the time was piloting his own mech
- Destroyed Robo-Prez, the ultimate mech weapon created by Majestic piloted by the brain of the former President Hoffman
- Defeated and squashed the head of Silhouette, the leader of Majestic
- Defeated Kojira, a kaiju sized blisk mutation
- Defeats Milenkov, the leader of the Soviet Union and the Blisk
- Stomps out the Molinari Mob Family while also destroying their profits
- Killed a Nexusperitium Walker, Dragon, and Kraken on foot
- Accidentally kills Emperor Meningitis, the leader of the Furon Empire
- Destroyed a robotic make of a Vietmahlese god and the Hate Boat, a massive warship
Survived a beating from "The Master", an ancient Furon with advanced PK abilities and skilled in Kung Fu
Reluctantly destroys all of Paradiso including his own casino
Discovered to be the Sacred Son of Arkvoodle, a Furon God and Lord of the Sacred Crotch
Took a point-blank hit from an Ion Bomb and survives
Remains uncooperative in prolonged interrogation by MI6 despite all the drugs he was given
First Furon in centuries to have pure Furon DNA and genitalia
Infiltrated and destroyed Area 42
Lifted and Tossed a 50 ton tank 100 miles away

Faults[]

Extremely rude and arrogant
Very reckless and stubborn
Can be very sadistic
Incredibly impatient and impulsive
Has no regard for personal safety due to Cloning
Hates being called a 'Little Green Man'
Very perverted
Not really a planner, preferring to blow things up
Incredibly frail and can be easily overpowered in hand-to-hand combat
Is not immune to knock-out gases or tranquilizer darts
A mortally wounded 136 clone was easily captured by the US military
One clone was killed by drunkenly crashing his saucer