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Introduction[]
Crow Vs Gru, which of these two heroes that used to be villain will win in Death Battle!
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: Villains, they are the enemy of the heroes who do crimes to meet their goals, when we think of villains, people think they heartless who don't care for the people.
Boomstick: But some villains actually have tragic backstory to still having a heart, so much that they turn the side of good to save their friend or family.
Wiz: Like Crow, the villain who capture all the princess.
Boomstick: And Felonius Gru, the villain to hero who steal the moon. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Crow[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKT8IoIjb4
Wiz: Usually, you play as the hero in video game from Mario saving the princess from the main villain.
Boomstick: But what if you can play as the villain, like Crow, the bad guy who kidnap princesses from their kingdom for a super weapon. Coming from an evil family, he is a classic villain with minions to evil-looking mechs planning to conquered the planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHFWWAyeJNA&list=PLWFYZb-mcJq0gJ9mLcMW02sGjCdDDf6kK&index=2
Wiz: The story take place in the city of Macro City where he kidnap Princess Mayapple defeating Swat team while that is inspired by Princess Peach.
Boomstick: But unlike princess Peach, Mack who is the hero that save her from Crow multiple times, he breaks up with the princess on the spot leaving her. But really, who can trust a person who name is the first word of Mac and cheese.
Wiz: Now taken his captive to his airship preparing to finish his rest of his plan of kidnapping the rest of the princess to power his Doom Howitzer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTtWekgeU3Y&list=PLWFYZb-mcJq0gJ9mLcMW02sGjCdDDf6kK&index=1
Boomstick: But he can’t take over the world in the back seat, he must be in the action, so he wears mechanical suit but to take heavy blows with powerful metal fist. He is also to shoot grenades out of his hands that can launch him into the air. That amazing, but not as cool as my shotgun leg.
Wiz: But Boomstick, it also can shoot gyros missiles, sticky bombs, bullets, flames, and lasers!
Boomstick: Nah, my still better. This one can carry six beer cans. (Pull one.) Want one.
Wiz: No thanks. Well, he travel to Insektia to kidnap the Princess Apoidea facing the insect guards to facing Dash who is the hero.
Boomstick: Question wiz, is the thorax the butt of an insect?
Wiz: For all my knowledge, you ask that question.
Boomstick: Hey, that was a good question they ask.
Wiz: First off, the abdomen is bottom part of the insect body. The thorax is the middle part of the body.Now he got two princess, three more to go.
Boomstick: But when he need extra power, he can called in for more powerful mechs! He carries a death ray to a death Pod that swing a wrecking ball. Didn’t know that he is Dr.Eggman fan.
Wiz: Then there was his punch bot that can deliver deadly blows, his first mech with shield to laser beam, sleep gas, killjoy armor, explosives, and many more.
Boomstick: So, he travel to the Kingdom Winterdown full of dwarfs that some shoot birds out of cannons. Well, when dealing with the princess Ariella she jump on his back making run while she kill monsters through the caverns. I know who is my favorite princess!
Wiz: Despite being a villain who overlook the weakness of the weapons he use, he is the one one created all of his weapons to Mechs.
No wonder he was able to get in the kingdom of Sukochi ruled over by Princess Tephra.
Boomstick: But the princess throw him through Crow through a window, so being resourceful, he kidnap the prince Malachite instead. Hey, when life give you a prince, make a prince lemonade.
Wiz: With his mechanic hand, he have Destry cars with his punch, send his foe flying, and break through large block of stone with force of 100 tonnes.
Boomstick: After getting more money by taking Princess Apoidea to find a sunken treasure, he he travel to find the final princess that was an experiment princess by Adept Co. If you can’t marry a princess, then make one. But fallen into the pit where he learn that she is the reactor off the company.
Wiz: So, telling her the secret, we learn that princess Farrah Day and the rest of them made of pure energy so that she can have a replacement for her, but she have to scrap it when cackle is using them for his nefarious plan.
Boomstick: After talking her out of it. They prepare for their final plan, so Crow have survived many things from axes, explosions, giant club, lightning, and even a giant laser that send his ship falling.
Wiz: The laser have enough energy of .78 Megaton of TNT.
Boomstick: However, he learn that Farrah Day is running low on energy, so he took her into Sukochi where she absorb so much energy that she become giant planning to purge the planet with fire! Man, good thing that she turn small, or there would be yes of course! nothing will make me happier one to conquer.
Wiz: Then the date to catching up to a train, the plan is almost ready. Crow have dodge bullets that travel 1,700 Miles per hour to missiles.
Boomstick: Now with the weapon, and if you do certain tasks, he learn what to be a good friend throughout the adventure that he said the giant scary face wasn’t ominous enough.
Wiz: With becky want to finish it, she take over the Doom Howitzer revealing that with paperwork she is a princess, so Mayapple and Crow stop her to Crow planning for a better plan with forgiving Becky but still docks her pay.
Boomstick: That one villain that no hero want to face.
Crow: Stop me if you hear this one before, bad guy crashes party. Kidnap princess. Make dramatic exit. Plucky handsome hero give chase. Epic quest in-sue. Funny story. Yeah I’m the bad guy.
Gru[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzeL5KYoXfA&feature=emb_title
Wiz: Throughout history, there are many famous villains throughout history from Baby Face Nelson, Jesse James, and Butch Cassidy. One of the world greatest burglars who change history.
Boomstick: But they’re one thief who did the greatest theft of all time. Felonius Gru, the man who stole the moon!
Wiz: Of course, with many villains, he have tragic backstory. Coming from a family of famous villains, he and his twin brother were separated when the parents have a divorced. Going with his mother, he have a dream of going to the moon.
Boomstick: He could become astronaut if mother actually paid attention to him, just like my step mom. Forcing me to eat all those hotdogs. So, Gru become villain with his minions stealing items around the world with many adventures from adopting three girls, becoming a agent, and stopping crime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MOt0wDhXMc
Wiz: As an evil genius, he carried the freeze ray! ( Pulling it out.) It can shoot a ray that freezes whatever it hits enough to almost freeze Gru in place.
Boomstick: There also his fart gun. (Pulling it out.) This one can shoot noxious gas that smell very bad.
Wiz: Really, that so childish, that so… (Boomstick shooting the gas at Wiz face.) Ahhhh!
Boomstick: What again Wiz, he also carries laser gun, lipstick taser, rocket launcher, tank, blaster gun, cookie robots, flamethrower, and the many vehicles.
Wiz: (Getting up.) Oaky, I’m fine. And he have one of the deadliest weapon. The shrink ray! A weapon that have the power to shrink items into small item. It have so much power that it can shrink the moon.
Boomstick: With many more inventions, he have gone into many adventures where he have to do Amazon things from punching a shark. He doesn’t even care. He even have use his strength to keep trash compactor open with strength of 40,000 pounds.
Wiz: From dodging missiles, running on the pyramid at speed of 33 Miles per hour, and survived explosions of over 800 pounds or over 3,300 pounds of TNT.
Boomstick: As an Anti-Villain League agent, he have stop villains, but he depend on his weapons like Link.
Wiz: But being the guy who stole the moon, they’re nothing that can stop him.
1:40 - 2:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhqi6ysY_HQ
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHFWWAyeJNA&list=PLWFYZb-mcJq0gJ9mLcMW02sGjCdDDf6kK&index=2
Inside the Sovereign, everybody is getting for the final plan with the minions creating weapons, armor, and a giant cake for the victory party when Crow take over the world. Then we see in the next upper floor Albert Frost, Axen, and IRA playing poker with the rest of the minion. Also in the upper room is where we see Becky typing her computer figuring out how much more hours until they reach to the along Crow sticking a pose with his crown while one of his minion painting.
Alex: And… Finish! You can see my work boss.
Crow: (Stretching his back.) Finally, my back feel like it about to fall off.
Becky: With that out of the way, I was able to figure out that it gonna take 3 hours and 20 minutes. We can take a shorter route by going above a city instead of passing through the mountains. If we take it, then we are able to take off hour from the time.
Crow: Wait a minute, (Grabbing the painting with both of his hands.) Why do I look so weird. I don’t look like this! Is he making fun of me!
Becky: Actually sir, the type of painting you holding his called abstract art. It becoming famous in many cities.
Crow: Well, at least I still look amazing, but why didn’t you just plan to go above the city the first place?
Becky: Because the city is full of agents with the main purpose to stop villains.
Crow: Please, don’t you know who you talking to! I’m crow, the greatest villain of all time. The city of Leesburg don’t know what hit them if they meddle in my plan.
Princess Mayapple: (Walk into the room.) Did you say Leesburg?
Crow: And why that.
Princess Mayapple: Because I hear that they grow one of the best Granny Smith apples, if you were able to stop the ship above the city to get the apples. Then I would able to make my famous pies.
Crow: Who is the kidnapper here! I will not stop just for a pie.
Princess Mayapple: (Depress.) Okay.
Crow: (Now Sovereign is above the city.) Becky, prepare to stop the ship. (Walking to the red button with the ship slowing down.)
Becky: Please don’t tell me that you going to get the apples.
Crow: Of course not, I just hear that there a rumor there a black market that sell good grenades.
Becky: Strange, I never heard of this black market in the city before.
Crow: Because it an insider thing, you wouldn’t get it.
Becky: Fine, just be careful. We can’t afford any seconds.
Princess Mayapple: Make sure you bring 30 pounds of apples. I want to make sure I can give everybody a slice.
Crow: I’m telling you, I’m not getting you the apples!
Princess Mayapple: Sure Crow.
Now with the ship stop, crow is able to push the red button to fall onto the street with a big bag in his hand to walking on the sidewalk when he see grocery store.
Crow: Well, if I’m already here. Then picking some apples won’t kill, especially if it can make her quiet for the rest of the trip. (He open up the bag to reveal Princess Farrah Day.) Usually the kidnap stay inside.
Princess Farrah Day: Hero, I’m here to play with you. Let play Hide and Seek.
Crow: I have no time for a game. ( Then the princess left.) Now where did you go! ( He walk for a couple of seconds when he found the princess next to strange car.) Don’t absorb energy from stranger’s car. You don’t know where it was.
Gru: Stop there villain!
Crow: Now what!
Gru: (Run a front of Crow.) As an Anti-Villain League agent, you are under arrest!
Crow: And why would you think that! I’m just walking my princess made of pure energy across the street. Is that a crime!
Gru Well maybe jumping from big giant ship from the sky isn’t a normal day.
Crow: Big mistake goody two shoe, I’m feeling like blowing up some stuff today. Right Princess Farrah Day. Right? (Seeing her absorbing energy from utility pole.) Come here!
Princess Farrah Day: Not yet, let me just finish it.
Crow: Fine, if you want something done, then do it for yourself.
Gru: You’re coming with me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtskE6rX-Ag&list=PLWFYZb-mcJq0gJ9mLcMW02sGjCdDDf6kK&index=17
Gru: Freeze ray!
The battle start with Gru pulling out his famous freeze ray blasting with it freezing a car next to Crow barley missing by using his grenades to avoid the freeze.
Crow: Freeze gun, please don’t tell me that you’re going to makes puns with ice. It always so tacky when someone make a pun in battle!
Gru: Good thing, I’m the one who wins!
Now Gru is still blasting with his Freeze ray as Crow Jump over the ice blast with his grenade jumps until Crow was able to shoot a grenade that launch Gru into a wall knocking air out of his lungs, and Gru take a deep breath to avoiding a punch that Destroy the wall. So, Crow kept throwing punches trying to land a punch before Gru grab his airgun blasting Crow destroying a stop sign including cartoony bag with wings flying around Crow head to him shaking his head.
Crow: What the, where did you pull that from, then let see if you can have taste of your own medicine! ( Then a giant death pod fall from the ground almost hitting Gru and Crow jumping in.)
Gru: Why do I remember it?
Thus, Crow fly into the air lifting the wrecking ball preparing to hit Gru with the wrecking ball just as Gru use airgun to propel him out of the danger multiple times when Gru fly into the air with a blast of air to pulling out his blaster cannon.
Gru: Time to knock you over like a bowling pins!
The blaster gun shoot a big energy blast that Crow have barley any seconds to escape from the blast falling into the ground, and Gru use a jetpack fly back into the ground.
Gru: You called that deadly machine, please! I can make much deadlier robots in my sleep.
Crow: Big talk from a guy with bullets in his stomach!
While Gru try to figure out what he means, Crow was able to switch his weapons to shooting out bullets that Gru only option is to block the attack with his jet pack until he see Crow charging his punch to hitting Gru in the face into the floor.
Crow: Look like that was a TKO!
However, Gru get on his back to shoot with his lipstick taser at Crow trying to get more time, and the attack simply allow Crow grab pull Gru closer to punch Gru multiple times to using triple punch sending Gru into store.
Crow: Knowing that he will come back, I need the big guns! Becky, bring in the the mech! No, this doesn’t mean raise! ( A giant mech fall from the ground almost hit Crow.) Hey watch it!
Becky: (Sarcastic.) Oops. Hey boss.
Crow: What it is! I am in middle of a fight!
Becky: Do you know the villain who stole the moon.
Crow: Yeah, what it is?
Becky: You’re fighting the person.
Crow: Really, but that why you shouldn’t meet your hero.
Becky: You should be careful.
Crow: Or what, shoot me with his fart gun!
Gru: (Jumping out of the store with the Shrink ray.) This no fart gun sunshine!
The blast from the shrink ray hit the giant Mech causing it to getting smaller and smaller.
Crow: Oh, that what you mean.
Gru: ( The machine shrink so small that it cause explosion leaving a crater in the ground.) Look like I knock over him!
Gru was able to leave when he hears loud noise from the crater.
Gru: What the, how he is still alive!
From the crater Crow with his Killjoy armor come from the crater into the sky above.
Crow: Come on, you know that villains have more than one phase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5YUJbB7lp0&list=PLWFYZb-mcJq0gJ9mLcMW02sGjCdDDf6kK&index=19
Gru very scared pull out his freeze ray again trying to hit Crow until Crow start to shooting missiles left to right with Gru barley avoiding them, and finally Crow was able to shoot a bullet into Gru leg causing him to crawl into alleyway when he see Crow with a smirk.
Crow: This was fun, but this have to end here. Can’t take over the world while here. ( Lights reveal a giant laser machine.) Say cheese, this will be you’re last picture you will take!
Gu is about to spit a Crow when the death ray completely kill Gru with only his skeleton on the ground.
Crow: Hey, at least you don’t need to worry about a sequel.
Princess Farrah Day: I’m done! Let go back home.
Crow: Good idea, don’t want to stay in this dump anymore.
Now it reveal Crow with the rest of the princess eating pie to Gru family doing his funeral.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Hey, he right, no sequal at least. It went downhill when in third movie, especially in minion movie.
Wiz: While Gru is faster and carry more power weapons. That really deosn't matter with Crow other powers.
Boomstick: It obvious that Crow take Agility, strength, and durability. Gru should have work out more, but that not really matter when the oppedent building giant mechs by himself, carry more weapons, and would take most of the blows from Gru while Gru doesn't have defense against it.
Wiz: With more experinced fightning. Crow is the clear victor of this battle.
Boomstick: Look like Gru met his Gru-Some end.
Wiz: The winner is Crow!