Crazy Dave vs. Frank West is a What-If? Death Battle pitting both Crazy Dave from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise and Frank West from the Dead Rising franchise against eachother.
Description[]
Plants vs. Zombies vs. Dead Rising! Which one of these two unorthadox zombie killers will come out on top?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Zombies, wether they be infected humans, or simply just living dead people, these terrifying beings hunt down the living for their flesh
Boomstick: No matter how deadly they can be, however, you can always count on these two to save the day (Somehow.)
Wiz: Crazy Dave, the insane botanist against the undead
Boomstick; And Frank West, the photojournalist turned zombie-killing machine! He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Crazy Dave[]
Wiz: The town of Suburbia was once a peaceful town, filled with regular people living out their day to day lives, that would all change when..
Boomstick: A shitload of zombies invaded the town, alongside the rest of the world as well!
Wiz: All lead by the villainous undead scientist known as Dr. Zomboss. With the entire town, and seemingly the rest of the world in chaos, only one man was fit to stop the apocalypse.
Boomstick: Some dumbass botanist with a pot on his head, yeah, sure, let's just go with him.
- Background
- Full Name: Crazetopher David Blazing |||.
- Age: 36
- Skilled in botany and, oddly, science and inventing,
- Runs a shop in the back of his car
- Speaks in grumbles and gibberish
- Loves tacos
- Is CRAAAAAZZZZYYYY!!!
Wiz: Crazetopher David Blazing |||, most commonly known as simply Crazy Dave, was, well, crazy, but when the zombies invaded his home town of Suburbia, he knew exactly what to do: Use his army of plants to defeat them.
Boomstick: Now, I know that may sound stupid as all hell, but trust me, these plants are far from incompetent.
Wiz: For some unknown reason, the plants are sentiant, and can be used as weapons to defend Crazy Dave from the zombie outbreak, now, there are over hundreds of different plants Dave has used over the years, so we'll only be talking about the bare essentials.
- Plants
- Peashooter
- Sunflower
- Wall-Nut
- Chomper
- Cherry Bomb
- Potato Mine
- Puff-Shroom
- Doom-Shroom
- Lilypad
- Tangle Kelp
- Cabbage Pult
- Imitater
- Bonk-Choy
- And many, many more...
Boomstick: First off are the Peashooters, Dave's front line of defense, these birdo-looking plants have the ability to fire peas from their mouth, which work as surprisingly effective bullets
Wiz: There are also many different subcategories of Peashooter, such as Repeaters, which fire 2 peas at a time, Snow Pea, which can shoot freezing peas to slow down opponents, Gatling Pea, which can fire 4 to 60 peas at once, Fire Peas, which can shoot flaming peas to melt ice, among many more.
Boomstick: Pea-Shooting plants aren't teh only type of plants he has, though, for example, Dave has access to the Wall-Nut family of plants, which work as a sort of shield, they can absorb tons of damage without slowing down, though they barely move anyway...
Wiz: And the Cherry Bomb, two cherries conjoined together who, shortly after being planted, explode, which can instantly turn nearby zombies to ash, a feat which must require at least 1400 degrees of heat to do quickly,
Boomstick: Damn, Cherry Bomb would be a great cremator. Dave also has access to Chompers, big-ass flytrap-looking plants that can devour zombies in a single bite, though it does need some time to fully digest them.
Wiz: Despite him calling them plants, Dave can use mushrooms, which aren't plants, they're fungi.
Boomstick: Either way, these 'shrooms are just as powerful as Dave's other plants, such as the Puff-Shroom, cheap, disposable tiny mushrooms that shoot weak bubbles up cose and go away after a while. I should really be using the term 'powerful' less loosely...
Wiz: As well as the Fume-Shroom, a large mushroom capable of blowing out long bubbles that can go through screened doors, and are even powerful enough to push an entire row of zombies, even if they're inside large, mechanical robo-helmets.
Boomstick: Dave's botanic arsenal truly covers all bases, even the sea, such as the Lily-Pad, which allows certain plants to be above water, and the Tangle Kelp, which can drag unlucky prey to the bottom of the ocean!
Wiz: He also has the Cactus, which can use it's prickly thorns to snipe far-away foes, stretch itself high to take down higher-up opponents, and burrow itself in the ground to prick zombies dumb enough to walk over it,
Boomstick: Damn, have these zombies ever considered the possibility of, y'knoe, WALKING TO THE OTHER DAMN LANE?
Wiz: No, but Dave's Garlic sure can, due to it's putrid stench.
Boomstick: Huh, neat.
Wiz: Dave isn't just good at a distance, however, he can also use the Bonk-Choy to pummel opponents into a pulp, and the Snapdragon to breath fire onto foes.
Boomstick: It can also GROW GIANT FUCKING WINGS AND BURN ZOMBIES INTO A CRISP.
Wiz: A feat which would mean that Snapdragon's fire must be at least 1800 degrees farenheit.
Boomstick: And arguably his most powerful plant, the Doom-Shroom, after being planted, can cause a massive explosion which creates a small crater alongside a large mushroom cloud.
Wiz: And that's just scratching the surface of Dave's plants, he has access to Thyme Warps, which can take certain beings back in time, Squashes, which, well, squash foes.
Boomstick: Sunflowers, which can produce sun, Aloe Veras, which can heal allys, and many, many more.
Wiz: Surprisingly, Dave has more than just powerful plants, he has access to Lawnmowers, Poolcleaners and Roofcleaners to mow down anybody in his way, a garden rake to knock out anybody too stupid enough to step on it, watering cans to help his plants grow, shovels to do the opposite and retire them.
- Arsenal
- Lawnmowers
- Pool Cleaners
- Roof Cleaners
- Bugs Spray
- Shovel
- Garden Rake
- Phonograph
- Wheel Barrow
- Large Mallet
- Watering Can
Boomstick: Bug Spray to keep nasty bugs off his plants, a phonograph, a wheel barrow, and a giant mallet to smash anybody in his way!
Wiz: He also has access to Plant Food, with this, Dave can boost his plants to activate their special abilities. Each plant has their own Plant Food ability to keep foes at bay
Boomstick: He can even feed his tacos to his plants to upgrade them, making them shoot faster, be more powerful, have more durability, and can even upgrade them into entirely new plants.
Wiz: And despite his craziness, Dave is a surprisingly great inventor, being able to create giant dinosaur mechs, as well as a sentiant taco truck named Penny
- Penny
- A ying to Dave's yang
- Smart, serious, and informative
- Has the ability to go back in time
- Repurposed into a taco truck during the events of Plants vs. Zombies 3
- Can translate any language with Gügle Translate
Wiz: Modeled after a 1950's car, this RV has the ability to communicate and can think for her own. She's seemingly the opposite of Crazy Dave, being intelligent and serious.
Boomstick: And of course, Dave used her to travel to Ancient Egypt just to eat a taco again, hey, it's what I'd do if I had a time-traveling RV!
Wiz: Despite this, however, Crazy Dave isn't perfect, far from it.
Boomstick: Despite him being surprisingly tech-savvy, his craziness and tendency to not know the simpilest things can get the better of him, and make him end up in bad situations. He's also not much of a fighter himself, so if he doesn't have his plants with him, he's in a vulnerable state to be sure.
Wiz: Despite these setbacks, Crazy Dave's insanity and botany-expertese makes him a shockingly worthy challenge for Dr. Zomboss and his undead army.
Boomstick: And he reafirms the one thing Mama Boomstick always said to me: Never underestimate a crazy person.
Crazy Dave: HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!! Why'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!
Frank West[]
Wiz: Frank West was a rising photojournalist, wishing to find a big scoop to become world famous.
Boomstick: Due to him covering small time stories, it was hard for him to find a living from that. But an anoymous tip that led to the Middle East could give ol' Frankie the big story he dreamed of!
- Background
- Age: 52
- Height: 6'2" | 188 cm
- Weight: 193 lbs | 87 kg
- Freelance Photojournalist
- Loves mini-golf
- 10-inch penis (Yes, it's canon)
Wiz: The tip led to the backwater Colorado town of Willamette, where a riot was allegedly going on inside a mall, but instead of a simple riot, Frank found himself in a much greater, more horrifying story.
Boomstick: A FREAKIN' ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOTHAFUCKA!
Wiz: After the army barracaded the city, and that it would take 3 days for them to actually do anything about it, it was up to him to find the secrets of the outbreak and help survivors find shelter inside a mall
Boomstick: And he did, only to learn that outbreak was caused by the government experimenting with zombie wasps in a Southern America town known as Santa Cabeza. And so Frank did what any reasonable person would do and exposed the government, finally getting the scoop he dreamed of.... all for at least 15 minutes.
Wiz: Because of the World being the World, they all eventually forgot about the incident as Frank fell back into obscurity, so of course, he went and fought in more zombie outbreaks, as usual.
Boomstick: Of course, Frank couldn't survive in that zombie-infested mall for 3 days with just a dinky camera, so he had to use some weapons. What weapons, exactly? Well, BASICALLY ANYTHING IN THE DAMN MALL!
- Arsenal
- Everything
- Literally Everything
- No joke, basically anything Frank West can get a hold of
- Anything
- How many times do we have to say this?
Wiz: Frank has used sex toys, baseball bats, fire extingushers, hand grenades, flashbangs, and of course, his trusty camera, which can be used to temporarily blind anybody in his way.
Boomstick: Not only that, but it was also modified at one point to have Night Vision and a Spectrum Analyzer. Using this, he can spot weakpoints and can highlight drivable vehicles and clues to cases, though it does run on limited battery.
Wiz: As a much more... stranger, weapon, Frank can also use a toy Megabuster from Megaman X to fire shots which can obliterate opponents, as well as a Blanka to electracute foes.
Boomstick: Of course, this isn't the only types of weapons he can use, he can use combinations of weapons coined by Chuck Greene to obliterate his foes even further! Such as the notorious Paddle Saw, which has two freaking chainsaws attached to both ends of a paddle!
- Combo Weapons
- Paddle Saw
- Blamvow
- Rocket Launcher
- Electric Crusher
- Energy Sword
- Exo Suit
Wiz: And the Blambow, an arrow that can blow off limbs, not to mention the Electric Hammer, a large sledgehammer made from a car battery that can electrocute foes even more. And of course, the rocket launcher, which, well, you get the picture.
Boomstick: Heh, get it, because Frank is a photojourn-\
Wiz: Pun not intended.
Boomstick: Aww..
Wiz: Frank has even more combo weapons he has at his disposal, such as Molotovs, energy swords, scythes, and even a Dirtbike combined with a Chainsaw as a dangerous mode of transportation! He can even make Zombie Launchers that, well, launch zombies.
Boomstick: And, arguably one of his most powerful combo weapon is the Exo Suit, made from some fans and a slushy machine, this giant mech and freeze opponents in place.
Wiz: He can even cosplay as various other Capcom characters to gain their abilities, as well!
Boomstick: Megaman X's Megabuster, Ryu's martial arts, Dante's blade and gun skills, just to name a few!
Wiz: Frank is also incredibly quick, being able to keep pace with Adam the Clown, who was able to block six up-close shots from what seems to be a glock. Glocks fire at speeds of over 818 miles per hour. To block all six shots, the maximum Frank can get in before being attacked himself, Adam would have to move at speeds of over Mach 6.4. Over 4,500 miles per hour approximately.
Boomstick: Jesus christ, this guy is superhuman! Can this man ever lose?
Wiz: Actually, yes, he can, at the end of the day, Frank is still a normal human, a bullet can take him down.
Boomstick: Not to mention that this guy is pretty cocky and arrogent, which can get him into trouble.
Wiz: Despite this, however, Frank West is still an impressive zombie hunter, and will stop at nothing to take the undead down!
Boomstick: Well, unless Capcom finds reasoning to make a Dead Rising 5, rest in peace, Capcom Vancouver, rest in peace....
Frank: Snag your very own disposable Digi-Cheap disposable camera! It's faaaaaannn...tastic!
Director: Cut!
Frank: I mean it. Seriously. I need a raise.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BAAATTTLLLLEEEEE!!!
The Fight[]
The scene starts with an overhead shot of an abandoned mall, windows cracked and ad plastered on the walls falling off, in front of the entrence, Penny the Taco Truck is seen blocking it off as Crazy Dave jumps out of her, holding a taco in one hand and a bottle of hot sauce in the other
Crazy Dave; Wabby wobble wabba wooble weeba wabba wooba! (Ah, the perfect bottle of hot sauce, no dents, no nasty smell, nothing. Now I just need to squirt this on this taco to make the 42nd best taco of all time!)
Meanwhile, Frank West is scene pushing a shopping cart, with a bunch of items in it, he stops in front of the abandoned mall to see Penny and Crazy Dave blocking off the entrence.
Frank West: Hey, excuse me, whoever you are, you're blocking off the entrence? Could you move, please, that would be great!
Crazy Dave squirts a large amount of hot sauce onto his taco before noticing Frank, looking angrily at him.
(Cue Rise in Insanity)
Crazy Dave: Wibby wobble wibly doo da! (No can do, sir, it takes the right combination of setting, condiment, and toppings to make the perfect taco!)
Frank looks at Dave confusingly.
Frank: Wh-What was that? All I heard was a bunch of gibberish!
Crazy Dave: Ami waboo wibby wooba! (I said I'm not moving, this is the perfect place to eat my taco!)
Frank walks up to Dave with anger in his eyes.
Frank: You know what, buddy? I've already dealt with enough crazy shit today, now MOVE!
Frank pushes Dave backwards as he drops his taco, he watches in horror as his soon-to-be 42nd best taco of all time falls to the ground and shatters, scattering it's ingredients everywhere. Dave tears up a bit before looking at Frank, fire in his eyes.
Crazy Dave: AVORAVAL! (Alright, buddy, NOW you've gone and made me mad!)
Dave takes off his pot and slaps Frank in the face, making him step back before shaking his head, looking at Dave in fury.
Frank: Great, another one of those pshycopaths I have to deal with....
FIGHT![]
Dave makes the first move as he lunges at Frank with his pot, who manages to dodge the fat man's fury. He quickly rushes to his cart as he digs through it.
Frank: C'mon, c'mon, there's gotta be something to deal with this guy...
Dave rushes up to the journalist with his pot in hand before getting slapped in the face by a bottle, which shatters on impact. Dave shakes his head as he puts his pot back on his head and takes out his large mallet and attempts to smash Frank with it, in which he manages to dodge. He then gets to his cart and rams it into Dave's stomach, making him fall over. The lunatic quickly rolls back up as he rushes towards Penny, getting inside of her as he rummages in her trunk, searching for anything useful. As Frank walks up towards the RV, holding a baseball bat, Dave jumps out of the vehicle holding a Flower Pot.
Frank: A flower pot? Pfft, this looks like an easy job for me...
Suddenly, a Peashooter sprouts from the pot as it looks towards Frank, who stumbles back in shock.
Frank: Wh-what the hell is that?!?
The Peashooter begins firing peas towards Frank, at first getting hit in the face with 2 of them, but then begins to hit them with his bat, the peas begin flying towards the Peashooter as it's head flies off, with Dave getting hit with more peas in the process.
Dave: Wabby waboo! (There's more where that came from, journalist!)
Dave begins planting rows of Peashooters as they all begin firing at Frank, who manages to knock out some peas with his bat, but is hit by others. Frank quickly then whips out his camera as he aims it towards the Peashooters.
Frank: Say cheese!
The camera light flashes at the Peashooters are stunned, Frank quickly takes this oppourtunity to get out his chiansaw as he saws through the stunned plants. Dave, quickly regaining his senses, takes out his gardening shovel as he stabs Frank in the hip with it. As he yells in pain, Frank quickly whips out his baseball bat in an attempt to hit Dave with it, however, a Chomper quickly comes out of Dave's pot and bites through the bat, turning it into nothing more than wood chips. Frank, shaking his head after shock, quickly dodges some chomps from the carnivourus plant before running towards his cart, however, Dave quickly feeds Chomper some plant food as it begins vacumming up the cart and Frank as they are slowly pulled towards the plant's gaping jaw. Before Frank can get digested by Chomper, he quickly whips out a shotgun as he blows the plant's 'brains' out.
Dave quickly gets his mallet as he attempts to smash Frank with it, who dodges it as he attempts to blow out the insane botanist's brains out with the shotgun before a Bonk Choy pops out from the pot and uppercuts the journalist before quickly following up with a flurry of punches towards his gut. Frank quickly grabs his shotgun as he attemps to shoot the bok choy, who slaps it out of his hands, flying towards a cracked window on the abandoned mall and shattering it. Dave quickly takes the oppourtinty to make his getaway ad the Bonk Choy uppercuts Frank again, making him stumble to his knees. Dave quickly rushes towards the broken window as he hops into it.
Frank: Oh no you don't!
Frank quickly gets to his cart as he pushes it inside the mall, who is quickly knocked out by a surprise attack by Dave's hammer, who stumbles back a bit before getting smashed in the chest by another mallet swing, knocking him back into his cart. Frank quickly whips out his Electric Crusher as he swings it towards Dave, who is now engaging with Frank in a mallet fight. The two swing their mallets at eachother before both hammers come in contact as the two zombie killers end up in standstill, struggling to overpower the other. Eventually, the Electric Crusher proves worthy as it smashes the head out of the mallet as Dave is left with the handle. He quickly dodges a swing from Frank as a magnet shroom grows from the pot,who stoles out the photographer's Electric Crusher out of his hands,And trowing it away with The magnet shroom itself.
Sighing,Frank once again rushes to his cart before getting smashed in the back by Dave's shovel. As he falls onto his cart, he slowly gets up before the crazed gardener can smash his head in, who quickly whips out a Spike Bat as he swings it at Dave, who narrowly dodges it, the pot grows a Melon-Pult as it smashes a large melon on Frank's head, who grabs his head in pain, dropping his Spike Bat. Frank retaliates by punching Dave in the face, making him fall on his bottom and the Melon-Pult disoriented before it tosses another melon at Frank, who manages to dodge it as he slices the living fruit in half with his Laser Sword.
Crazy Dave: Wib (Woah)
The pot grows a Laser Bean as it fires lasers towards Frank, who manages to to get hit in the shoulder as he grabs it in pain. Before the bean can get the hit again, Frank uses his camera to flash in front of him, stunning the bean as he horizontally slices it in half. As Dave shakes his head, Frank begins swinging his Laser Sword at Dave, sometimes barely hitting, sometimes not. As the crazed botanist grabs his stomach in pain, blood flowing from it, he yells outside the mall.
Dave: AWIOOGA! (PENNY!)
Suddenly, Penny comes crashing through the mall as Dave jumps in it, making Frank step back a bit before looking at the speeding RV. Frank gets out his camera as he looks across the mall before noticing a sports bike, rushing towards it with a chainsaw, he manages to create a Slicecycle with it as he speeds towards Penny.
Frank: Looks like you've got a tail, fatty!
Dave looks behind him in shock as he bangs on the hood of Penny.
Dave: Abi abi wooga wiggy ooba wabba baba! (Penny, that guy's onto us, can you go any faster?!)
Penny: I'm going as fast I possibly can, User Dave, I wasn't built for combat like this.
Dave quickly plants a few potato mines as they arm themselves, Frank manages to narrowly dodge the taters as they explode behind him in a SPUDOW! Penny begins flying in the air, attempting to travel in time.
Frank: What the-? Not on my watch!
Frank quickly whips out his Rocket Launcher as he shoots it at Penny, he manages to hit one of her tires as she falls down, moving slower and allowing Frank to catch up. In retaliation, Penny begins slamming into the Slicecycle, however, before she can knock it off, Frank jumps into her as he begins fistfighting with Dave, in which a Wasabi Whip grows out of the pot as it whips the journalist a couple times before Dave kicks him out. He manages to cling onto the door as a Gatling Pea grows from the pot, firing at Frank. Before he can get knocked off, he gets out his Paddle Saw as he saws the Peashooter's head off, the zombie hunter then enters Penny again as he begins sawing Dave's leg off. As he screams in pain, a Chard Guard grows from the pot as it flings Frank off of Penny, who lands in an arcade. while inside, he notices a Capcom arcade machine.
Frank: Perfect!
Frank gets to the machine as it starts, making Frank transform into his Megaman X form.
Frank: Heh, let's see that fatass get past this...
Frank charges up his mega-buster as he fires a fully-charged shot at Penny. He manages to get a direct hit on another one of her tires as she comes to a complete stop, flinging Dave off of it as he crashes into a gardening store, his pot still strapped in Penny.
Frank: Bullseye!
Frank runs up to the gardening store before a Citron grows from the pot as it charges up a large blast, in response, Frank quickly charges another shot as the two fire their fully-charged beams at eachother, the collision causes a huge explosion, knocking Frank back as Penny is completely obliterated, with nothing more than a pile of scrap, clay and dirt in her place. Frank quickly rushes towards the gardening store as he attempts to find Dave to no avail, suddenly, a whirring is heard as the fat man using his shovel as an improvused leg,shows at him with an lawnmower,managing to cut his foot up in The act.In pain,Frank quickly flashes Dave's eyes yet again with his camera, causing him to lose his vision and making Dave leave the mower.
Frank: Damn it, looks like this thing is dead,I hope that was worth it.
Dave quickly gets up as he uses his shovel as a crutch, quickly stumbling towards Frank, who runs off into a dark store. Dave attempts to look inside the store before barely being hit by an icicle. Frank walks out of the store, now inside of his Exo-Suit.
Frank: It was 'ice' to meet you,Dhork!
Frank walks towards Dave, who narrowly dodges the icicle blasts. In retaliation, the one-legged botanist gets out his Wheel Barrow filled with dirt as multiple Fire Peashooters and Snapdragons, in which the Fire Peas fire their flaming peas toward the mechanized journalist. Angered, Frank fires the icicles towards the flaming peas, however, they are shot down by the Snapdragons' fire breath as a sort of shield, at his limit, Frank shoots out a large, frozen tornado that goes towards the wheel-barrow and Dave, sucking them in.
Though most of the Fire Peashooters and Dave are fine, the Snapdragons are not so lucky, as they freeze in place alongside the wheel barrow. Due to most of the flaming peashooters being near Dave, he was able to keep warm, however, his bottom torso was completely frozen before Frank shot another icicle towards the botanist, knocking him out of the tornado into the rubble that was once Penny as the journalist walks up to the now helpless Dave.
Frank: Heh, looks like you don't have any other tricks in that little pot of yours!
Dave: Wabby waboo (Maybe one more...)
As Frank looks at Dave in confusion, a Thyme Warp sprouts out from the dirt.
Frank: What the hell is that thing? Is that really you're ultimate weapon, fatass?
Thyme Warp then begins dancing, suddenly, time and space begins warping as Frank and Dave begin glowing.
Frank: Wh-what the actual hell is happening?
Suddenly, Dave and Frank are time-warped back to outside the mall, due to being warped back in time, Dave regains his leg, and Penny is reintact.
Frank: Hey, excuse me, whoever you are, you're blo-
Dave, now knowing what will happen, rushes into his RV and gets out his pot.
Frank:¡Oh no,You don't!
But was to late,a Cherry Bomb grows from the pot as Dave grabs it by the vine.
Frank: Uh-ummm,¿wh-what The hell?,¿How Could You?
Dave: WABI WAAABOOOO! (BECAUSE IM CRAAAAAZZZZZYY!)
Dave throws the Cherry Bomb at Frank, which explodes on contact, Frank's blood and limbs fly off as hit camera lands in the cart, cracked.
Dave: Wabi waba... (Oh, taco, how I missed you so!)
Dave squirts the hot sauce onto the taco as he bites in in one gulp, savoring every bite,
K.O![]
Aftermath[]
Boomstick: Hot damn, that was pretty awesome, but, uhhh, what just happened?
Wiz: This was surely an... interesting, fight to say the least. Though both were experienced with fighting wild opponents, both of these combatants' arsenals were completely different from one another, making this a surprisingly pretty close match.
Boomstick: Yeah, Frank West was certainly creative with what he had on him, but Crazy Dave was just as, if not, more creative and destructive with his vast arsenol of plants with him.
Wiz: Under some circumstances, Frank could've easily taken this victory, but there was one thing Crazy Dave had that could completely turn the tide into his favor: Time Travel
Boomstick: With Thyme Warp and Penny's time travelling abilities, Dave had multiple ways of travelling back in time to finish the fight before it even began, meanwhile, Frankie here had no option to counter time travel.
Wiz: Though Thyme Warp did heal Frank, it could also heal Dave and Penny, yet again turning the tide into his favor, in some circumstances, he could use that as an infinite source of instant healing, as apposed to Frank's slow healing factor with his Combat Healing skill.
Boomstick: But what about the seed packets, they're supposed to recharge after a while, right?
Wiz: Well, here's the thing, that can merely be excused as just gameplay mechanics, there is no possible lore reasoning as to why Dave would have to wait before planting plants.
Boomstick: Even without the time travel, Dave's plant army was certainly more effective then Frank's arsenal of combo-weapons. Each and every one of the insane botanist's plants had a mind of their own, and could work independantly, as opposed to Frank's combo weapons, which were, y'know, just weapons.
Wiz: And the plants had tons of ways to counter Frank's combo weapons. Dave's long-ranged plants, such as Cactus or Cabbage Pult, could certainly counter Frank's more close-ranged weapons, and even if he got close, his many defensive plants such as Wall-Nuts or Endurians could easily nullify that, and plants like the Chomper and Bonk Choy's whole thing is to have foes come close.
Boomstick: Even Frank's Exo-Suit could be countered with his flaming plants such as Jalapenos, Fire Peashooters, and Snapdragons.
Wiz: While Frank certainly was more... mentally stable than Dave, Dave's time travel, superior plant army, and surprising wit made him take the victory.
Boomstick: Looks like, Frankly, Crazy Dave stomped from the start!
Wiz: The winner is Crazy Dave.
If this battle had a score[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between Crazy Dave and Frank West is that they are both people with unassuming jobs/hobbies which they had to use during a zombie outbreak. Both are also zombie killers who use unorthadox arsonals.
- If this battle were to be animated, it would ideally be in traditional animation.