| Crash Bandicoot vs Carol Tea | |
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| Season 1, Episode 2 | |
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| Air date | May 26th 2020 |
| Written by | Ultmswag |
| Directed by | Ultmswag |
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Crash Bandicoot vs Carol Tea is a What-if? Death Battle made by Ultmswag
Description[]
Ever wondered who would in a fight with the main hero and the sidekick? Well look no further with these two different heroes we will find the answer.
Intro[]
*Cues the original Death Battle theme*
Ken: There is a theory that a sidekick can be stronger than the actual hero.
John: And to prove if that theory is real, we got another pair of anthropomorphic animals to fight it out and prove it.
Ken: Crash Bandicoot, the mutated marsupial from Down under...
John: And Carol Tea, the Wildcat that rides on walls. He's Ken Greenwood and I'm John Newton.
Ken: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skills, to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Crash Bandicoot[]
Ken: After constantly being laughed by human society, Dr.Neo Cortex turned into an evil scientist and took his colleague from Madame Amberely's Academy of Evil, Nitrus Brio to help him take over the world.
John: So they needed to find a new place to live, and they decided to make a castle built on one of three islands that make up the Wumpa Islands and along the way they captured some animals to be part of an awesome army called the "Cortex Commandos".
Ken: But when it came time to assign a general for the army, Cortex chose a bandicoot.
John: Isn't that a marsupial native to Australia?
Ken: Yes it is, so with the evolvo-ray Cortex did successfully turn the small bandicoot into a powerful mutant but when he tried to brainwash the creature he ultimately failed to create his fear-some general.
John: But instead he got his own arch-nemesis, Crash Bandicoot.
Ken: After escaping Cortex's clutches, he would go back to Cortex's castle and claim save his fellow mutated bandicoot girlfriend Tawna.
John: How come Boomstick is scared of her but we're not?
Ken: No clue, but I will ask him on why he wants a new wife.
John: Anyways thanks to being mutated, Crash gained some awesome strength, durability, and one of those rare characters that we call a Contortionist where is he able to twist and crouch his body into all sorts of positions.
Ken: Crash can double jump in midair, slide incredible distances, and of course use his favorite move the Cyclone Spin but this can rarely leave him dizzy and open to counter-attacks and even give the move a boost for the death tornado technique.
John: In other terms of moves, he use the rocket jump technique that can let him jump incredibly high, crash dash to boost his speed, and he even has some gadgets his sister created to help him, like the fruit bazooka that can shoot wumpa fruit at an enemy killing or damaging them unless if he misses or the enemy dodges.
Ken: He also has a copterpack, multiple planes he can fly in to shoot down others, a magic carpet that grants him the ability to shoot energy balls, a mech-suit that also shoots wumpa fruit and a space motorcycle.
John: Like Wiz & boomstick already covered, Crash was strong enough to spin back an 8 ton boulder, be strong enough to damage enemies with his yo-yo but he really shine in durability, he survived a crash landing from outer space, endured 23 tnt crates at the same time which was proven to obliterate an entire city and if that isn't enough, he can breathe in space.
Ken: But he isn't perfect, even though he lacks communication skills it's also really easy for his enemies to lure him into traps due to his immaturity, but still even with these flaws Crash is the hero that the Earth needed unintentionally or not.
John: OMG we never even mentioned him finally learning how to speak until the Skylanders series, what the hell was up with that?
Crash: "Look I appreciate the gesture but the truth is I already have a job." (from the Skylanders Series)
Carol Tea[]
Ken: The planet Avalice is home to many anthropomorphic animals including Pandas, Dogs, Dragons, and even Birds, and some are even half-breeds
John: But it's also home to cats too, and we're talking about one cat that is the best friend of a dragon, Carol Tea.
Ken: From what we know about her history is that when she was young, she ran away from home to join the Red Scarves on where she met her best friend Sash Lilac. So when Spade possibly murdered someone both girls decided to leave and only steal from the rich until Torque's plane crash landed and warned the ladies about Brevon's presence forever changing the planet.
John: And of course since she's a cat she's got can climb on walls and attack with her claws too, oh and she can also pounce.
Ken: After a pounce or a ninja roll she can unleash her wild claw attack, she can do a jump kick in mid-air, do a boot swipe from either the ground or air or even through her jump disc which also enables to use it as a warp pad and of course like Lilac she can guard too.
John: But that's not all, remember her training with the red scarves? They even gave her a signature motorcycle that she totally decided to keep for herself and never give back, she can summon it by picking up a fuel tank that is just laid randomly throughout the planet.
Ken: Even though she's slow, the motorcycle helps increase her speed much faster and as a bonus has a nitro booster and get help her double jump.
John: And guess what else she can even perform some attacks while on the motorcycle, using a series of moves known as Bike-Fu, and what's better is that her motorcycle can be stored and even be thrown at enemies in place of her jump disc.
Ken: Just like Lilac, she can be able to beat Brevon in a one-on-one fight, and her motorcycle is fast enough to outrun a rebuilt Syntax, and the Robo-Panther. And she also managed to survive the Dreadnought exploding in space.
John: But she's not entirely perfect either, since she has a tomboyish nature it can make her impulsive which often gets her into trouble but even with those flaws Carol is one cat you don't wanna mess with. And omg we completely forgot she can use her motorcycle while underwater too.
Ken: Well until you mentioned it.
Carol: "Oh-ho-ho, I've been waiting a long time for this!"
Pre-Death Battle[]
Ken: Looks like the combantants are ready, let's end this debate once and for all.
John: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
On a beach on the Wumpa Islands. Crash is taking a relaxing break in the sunlight drinking Wumpa Whip.
Crash: Wow, empty already? Well I guess it's time to get a refill.
Crash hops out of his beach chair to go get a refill on Wumpa Whip, when suddenly a green wildcat with a red scarf takes the beach chair as her own
Carol: Wow, someone was nice enough to leave a beach chair I guess I might as well enjoy some sunlight.
When Crash came back he noticed his beach chair was being used by Carol
Crash: Hey mate, what do you think you're doing in my beach chair?
Carol: Well I thought, you left this here for me.
Crash: I didn't. Crash then picks up Carol and throws her at her motorcycle damaging it.
Carol: MY BIKE! Now you're gonna pay. Gets in a fighting stance
Crash: Gets in a fighting stance Why don't you make me then mate?
FIGHT!!!
Crash and Carol then begin clashing with punches and kicks, but the one sent back first is Crash Bandicoot
Crash: Not bad mate but let's see how you can handle this. Pulls out his Fruit Bazooka and starts firing wumpa fruit at Carol but Carol dodges all fired shots of Wumpa Fruit
Carol: Wait... were those fruit?
Crash then throws his bazooka away and starts charging at Carol with the help of Crash Dash, but Carol prepares herself with a pounce attack with a wild claw after that knocking Crash backwards again
Carol: How was that buddy?
Crash: Not bad, but let's see how you can handle this. Grabs his motorcycle that he was riding on to get more Wumpa fruit and starts driving at Carol.
Carol: Picks up a fuel tank and her motorcycle is instantly fixed Finally a proper match. Carol gets on her motorcycle and starts charging at Crash and both bikes collide
Carol then starts attacking with her feet which hurts Crash, who then knocks Crash high into the air but Crash puts on his jet pack rockets down and picks up Carol from her bike.
Crash: Sorry to do this but this ends here. Crash Throws Carol into the air and starts rapidly kicking her, and kicks her hard into Outer Space and Carol ends up Frozen Solid
Crash: Again, I'm sorry mate but you did this to me. Delivers one last Cyclone Spin move that Shatters a Frozen Carol and her frozen pieces.
Crash: Well back down to the Wumpa Islands to finish my beach relaxation and I'll bet that Tawna misses me. Rockets back down to the Wumpa Islands
KO!
Crash then returns back to his beach chair and noticed Tawna and she convinces Crash to have a picnic on the beach.
Post Death-Battle[]
John: Wow twice in a row that the Freedom Planet Character lost.
Ken: Yup sorry if you were expecting Carol to win buddy.
John: It's fine, but this was surprisingly a close match right?
Ken: Actually no, while Carol did have an advantage in experience,speed and skills, Crash's strength & Durability basically beated her skills in every way.
John: That's totally true too, Crash beated her in strength and durability too, sure Carol has taken out some of Brevon's robots but Crash has beaten baddies that were twice his size like he's an energizer bunny of pain. And sure Crash could swim with help of his scuba gear, but Carol didn't even need Scuba gear to swim. But I do have one last question and that's since there durability levels were even the question was... Who could land the final hit first?
Ken: And this was where the fine print mattered, Carol survived breathing in the Dreadnought when Brevon cut the oxygen, but Crash has survived breathing in outer space multiple times and Outer Space was totally bigger than just a space ship that can cut oxygen. Even though Crash couldn't swim under water without Scuba Gear, he was capable of breathing in Space all by himself. Carol was certainly a challenging opponent for Crash, but the bandicoot's strength, durability, and vast equipment helped him take out the Rider of Walls.
John: Carol really couldn't take a bandi-beating.
Ken: The winner is Crash Bandicoot.
Next Time on Death Battle[]
Wile E Coyote vs Sandy Cheeks