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“ Well, here I am! Conker the King... king of all the land! Who'd a thought that? „
~ Conker

Conker T. Squirrel is the main protagonist of the Conker series of video games.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

Battle Record[]

WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.

Battle Record

  • Wins: 0
  • Losses: 5
  • Draws: 2

Possible Opponents[]

History[]

It starts with Conker going to a pub one night and getting drunk and walking into the Panther Kingdom accidentally. The Panther King however can't keep his milk on the table because a leg is missing. His assistant Professor von Kriplespac concludes that a red squirrel will make the perfect leg. Conker then has to fight his way through a horde of the Panther King's creatures, and through a war against Kriplespac's Tediz, in order to get home to his girlfriend Berri. On his way Conker winds up meeting a lot of helpers who in particular he thinks are very annoying. Eventually towards the end of the game Don Weaso tells Conker and Berri to break into the Fereral Reserve Bank but it is just a trap set up by the Panther King so he can kill Conker. The Panther King tells Don Weaso to shoot Berri to death, but Kriplespac appears and reveals to the Panther King he betrayed him as he implanted a Xenomorph egg inside the Panther King, which hatches into a Xenomorph (whom Kriplespac names Heinrich) and bursts from the Panther King's stomach, killing him. However, the air lock activates and then Kriplespac, Weaso, and remains of the Panther King and Berri get sucked into space. Conker is then left fighting Heinrich in a Mech Suit, but the game locks and Conker uses the opportunity to talk to the Programmer to help him kill Heinrich. He asks the programmer to take them to the Panther King's Castle, and asks for some weapons to select from. Although it seems like he is going to choose a Rocket Launcher, he chooses a Katana instead, and uses it to slice off Heinrich's head. A bunch of Panther Kingdom residents then appear and crown Conker king, but he isn't happy, because he forgot to ask the programmer to revive Berri. He's left surrounded by everyone who annoyed him to death throughout his quest.

Death Battle Info[]

Background[]

  • Species: Red Squirrel (1/128% vampire)
  • Height: Medium
  • Weight: Regular
  • Profession: King of Panther Kingdom (Currently), Soldier

Physicality[]

Strength[]

  • Hit a giant gargoyle with his frying pan or a baseball bat with enough force to make him visibly flinch
  • Is able to lift and carry sentient, struggling objects like beehives roughly his size without much effort
  • Managed to press a comically over-sized button on a giant robot with one punch
  • Can control the movements of a large and angry bull
  • Showed a paint pot and a paintbrush who's boss
  • Smacked two large brass balls across the room with his frying pan
  • Pushed a big boulder around
  • Pushed a giant ball of poo up a Dug-beetles tower, that increase in mass over time
  • Sliced the head off of a Xenomorph with a katana

Durability[]

Speed[]

Intelligence[]

Powers and Abilities[]

Funny Helicopter Tail Thing[]

  • Can use his tail to hover for a brief period of time, allowing him to across small gaps
  • Cannot gain any additional height and it only lasts a few seconds

Context Sensitive/Hammerspace[]

  • Accessed via context-sensitive pads or lightbulb icons
  • Allows Conker to pull out certain items to use in certain situations

Anvil Transformation[]

  • Can transform into an anvil and slam down onto the enemy
  • Is used to smash things on the ground and open doors

Other Abilities[]

Weapons[]

  • Frying Pan
    • Conker's most basic weapon
    • He simply swings it to attack
    • The force of his swing can cause most NPCs to visibly flinch in pain
    • The swings can knock sentient objects roughly Conker's size, such as keys, cheese and sweet corn, unconscious
  • TNT and Plunger
  • Slingshot
  • Flamethrower
    • A simple flamethrower
  • Throwing Knives
    • Conker tosses throwing knives with fairly impressive accuracy
    • There's a carnival worth of them
    • Used to cut the noose holding up Franky the Pitchfork and electrical wires hanging from the ceiling
  • Bricks
  • Pocket Watch
    • Can hypnotize his enemies in order to tame them and get them on his side
  • Shotgun
    • A simple shotgun
  • Crossbow
  • Submachine Guns
  • Rocket Launcher
    • Just simply a rocket launcher which launches rockets
  • Mech Suit
    • A large yellow mech suit with claw hands
    • Used primarily for close-range combat
    • Capable of lifting up a giant Xenomorph by the tail and spinning it Bowser-style
  • Katana
    • A simple katana
    • Used to decapitate the still-at-full-strength Xenomorph

Fourth Wall Awareness[]

  • Can be used to his advantage
  • Should the game lock up, he can communicate with the developers and convince them to grant his wishes

Feats[]

  • Assisted a bee in retrieving her hive
  • Managed to ride a rampaging bull without falling off
  • Defeated the Big Big Guy, Haybot, the Great Mighty Poo, Buga the Knut, Count Batula, Reagan and Dr. Von Kriplespac
  • Tamed a T-Rex
  • Killed a vampire and survived a horde of zombies
  • Fought in the Squirrels and Tediz's war
  • Destroyed a giant teddi-shaped tank
  • Assisted in a bank heist
  • Killed a Xenomorph
  • Became the King of all the Land (who would’ve thought that)

Weaknesses[]

  • Not much of a close-range fighter
  • His fourth wall breaking powers require immense amounts of luck to actually come into play
  • On top of the above points, his awareness also requires the developers to be present

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Trivia[]

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