quick content warning for suicide as that does get mentioned
Description[]
G.I Joe vs Marvel, two army leaders built on hatred battle in a DEATH BATTLE
Interlude[]
Wiz: Evil is everywhere.
Boomstick: And these two are the most evil, leading their armies into battle.
Wiz:Cobra Commander, the leader of COBRA from G.I Joe
Boomstick: And Red Skull the leaderof HYDRA from Marvel. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Cobra Commander[]
Wiz: Cobra Commander's past is shrouded in mystery.
Boomstick:There's many versions of cobra's commander past, some he was already a terrorist before founding COBRA, others he was a car salesman, but the deals they give you, should have ticked people off he was evil.
Wiz:We only know about Cobra Commander's past due to the things he tells us.
Boomstick:And when you're planning to dominate the world, small talk isn't high on the list of things to do.
Wiz: Cobra Commander as a leader, he wants all of COBRA to bow down to him and do exactly as he says.
Boomstick: He's a twisted version of Simon from Simon Says.
Wiz: Cobra commander doesn't delude himself into thinking what he doing is right. he knows it's wrong but he wants power and control more than anything.
Boomstick: He's also a master of disguise, so good that even the people in COBRA don't know what he looks like. It's like that boss that never seems to be working their job.
Wiz: But unlike some bosses,COBRA commander actually takes part in combat and will go out in the frontlines.
Boomstick He has a personal vendetta against Snake Eyes due to Snake eyes surviving the car accident that took the COBRA Commander's brother. You would think Cobras and Snakes would be friends, but guess not.#
Wiz: He has tried numerous attempts to defeat the joes, even going so far to create an artificial being known as Serpentor, but that worked a little too well as members of COBRA sided with Serpentor more than COBRA Commander
BoomstickSkynet strikes again.
Wiz: Cobra Commanderl manages to maintain a certain level of loyalty and fear among his subordinates. There are those who genuinely believe in his cause or are too intimidated to question his authority.
Boomstick:He also has a penchant for punishment. Cobra Commander is known for ruthlessly punishing any failure or disloyalty within COBRA.
Wiz: Cobra Commander's leadership style is characterized by fear, manipulation, and a relentless pursuit of power. He constantly seeks to expand COBRA's influence and undermine the efforts of G.I. Joe, often resorting to elaborate schemes and deceptions.
Boomstick: And despite his many defeats, he never gives up. Cobra Commander is nothing if not persistent. He always finds a way to bounce back and continue his quest for world domination. It's like he's got a never-ending well of evil schemes to draw from.
Red Skull[]
Wiz:Red Skull, born as Johann Schmidt and in the year 1899 to an alcoholic and abusive father.
Boomstick:Comic book parental trauma,this early, damn, must be a good day.
Wiz: Johann's father blamed Johann for the wife's death, and even went so far as to try and drown Johann.
Boomstick:But a nearby doctor saved his life. Thank your local healthcare workers. But this underpaid doctor had no idea that maybe Johann was better off dead.
Wiz: Johann being alive caused his father to kill himself.
Boomstick:With Johann having nowhere else to go, he turned to the most unlikeliest of babysitters, Hitler. That dude who killed millions, boy this is a heavy one.
Wiz: Hitler saw the hatred in Johann's eyes and wanted Johann to join his army.
Boomstick: The nazis were running experiments like the super soiler program, they tested it onJohann and it turned his skull red, and Johann was now Red Skull. Could have been a little more creative with the name.
Wiz: The experiment made Red Skull, stronger, faster but it didn't give him any actual superpowers.
Boomstick: Kinda sounds like a sore deal,but then again he's pure evil.
Wiz: With the newfound look, he went on to form an organistion inside the nazis themselves. HYDRA.
Boomstick: Captain America caught wind of HYDRA and went to stop him, but ended up being frozen in ice,but so did Red Skull.
Wiz: They both awoke, sparring a literal decade long feud, and Red Skull even pretended to be captain america for a bit to ruin his image, but he no longer has Captain's Americas powers.
Boomstick He has a trick weapon known as the dust of death, it may look like a normal cigarette but if a person would inhale it their flesh would turn red, their hair falls out and they die. This is why you don't smoke, kids.
Wiz: Red skull doesn't just have a knack for gadgets, He's also a master tactian and super genius who even managed to get a hold of one of Iron man's suits and became known as The Iron Skull.
Boomstick:However is obsession is also his weakness, his obsession can get the better of him and make rash plans for the benefit of his obession rather than what's better to do.
Wiz: Alright , the combatants are set! We’ve run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick It's time for a DEATH BATTLE.
Death Battle[]
Cobra commander stood in a field, the sky was dark, grey clouds in the sky. Cobra Commander heard footsteps and he saw Red Skull.
"You're standing in our land." Red Skull said.
"You and whose army?" Cobra commander raspily said.
Red Skull snapped his fingers and it brought him HYDRA soilders,ready to fight.
"You may have a army, but I have also have an army." Cobra Commander snapped his fingers, nothing happened.
"Come on guys that was our cue." Cobra Commander said, and the COBRA solders, all ready to fight.
"I always get what I want." Red skull said, through gritted teeth to Cobra Commander
"Well we have ourselves a situation. Fire." The COBRA soldiers shot their guns at HYDRA's soldiers, bullets were going everywhere, soldiers were dodging left and right, a few were caught in the fire. That didn't phase Red Skull, he knew some lives would be lost.
"You've lost soldiers, why aren't you scared?"
"They knew what they would be signing up for."
"That is cold and inhumane"
"So is war and yet people love it." Just as that was said, red skull lead his army, at shot and COBRA's soldiers retaliated
Cobra Commander swiftly dodged an incoming strike from a HYDRA soldier, countering with a precise knife attack that incapacitated his opponent. He quickly surveyed the battlefield, assessing the situation. Despite the loss of a few soldiers, his forces fought fiercely,
Red Skull exhibited his tactical prowess, strategically maneuvering his soldiers to surround and overwhelm their Cobra counterparts. The HYDRA soldiers fought with a ruthless efficiency, striking fear into the hearts of their enemies.
As the battle raged on, Cobra Commander realized that he needed to change the course of the fight. He activated a communication device on his wrist and spoke urgently into it. "Cobra reinforcements, this is Cobra Commander. I need immediate backup at my coordinates. We're facing heavy resistance from HYDRA."
The crackling response came through the device, "Understood, Cobra Commander. Reinforcements are en route. Hold the line."
Drawing strength from the imminent arrival of reinforcements, Cobra Commander rallied his soldiers. "We can't let HYDRA overpower us! Fight with everything you've got! Remember, failure is not an option!"
"How quaint, reinforcements, only those that are struggling would feel the need to bring those in."
Cobra Commander's eyes narrowed as he locked gazes with Red Skull, his voice filled with determination. "Struggling or not, I will do whatever it takes to ensure victory. You underestimate the power of Cobra!"
, Cobra Commander led his soldiers into a counterattack, striking back against the HYDRA forces.. They unleashed a barrage of grenades, gunfire, and advanced Cobra weaponry, pushing back against the relentless assault of HYDRA.
the reinforcements arrived just in time. Cobra Commander's plan had worked, bolstering their numbers and providing a much-needed morale boost. The newly arrived Cobra forces unleashed a devastating assault on the flanks of HYDRA, catching them off guard and causing chaos within their ranks.
Cobra Commander seized the opportunity, making a calculated move to confront Red Skull directly. he maneuvered through the battlefield, skillfully dispatching any HYDRA soldiers that stood in his way.he stood face to face with Red Skull, the intensity of their rivalry fueling their every move.
"Perfect, you fell right into my trap." Red skull said, as he signaled for his gunmen to fire, and the bullets brought Cobra Commander down
Analysis[]
Boomstick: Oh come on, the actual Nazi won.
Wiz: Unfortuanly for COBRA, HYDRA just had all the tools they needed.
Boomstick: Both Red Skull and Cobra Commander are pretty even in hand to hand combat, but this is a battle about army leaders so, we're comparing their armies.
Wiz: And HYDRA had a shit ton of superpowered people in it, even HYDRA bob who was so unlucky he didn't even make an cameo and not because the writers couldn't think of a good way to squeeze him in.
Boomstick: Cobra Commander's chances of victory slithered away.
Wiz:Red Skull is the winner
Next Time[]
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