Description[]
Street Fighter vs Tekken, two police officers from fighting games, battle it out in a DEATH BATTLE
Interlude[]
Wiz: Fighting warriors that also fight crime.
Boomstick:They're hard working and get the job done.
Wiz: Chun-Li, the lighting fast kicker from Street Fighter.
Boomstick: and Lei Wulong, the unorthodox detective from Tekken. 'He’s Wiz and i’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Chun-Li[]
Wiz: Chun-Li was the very first female game character in fighting games.
Boomstick and Capcom created a bunch of horny teenagers for fictional characters.
Wiz:As a kid Chun-Li was fascinated by Bruce Lee movies. She loved every move, every character on the screen.
Boomstick: And she wanted to be like Bruce Lee, I mean who wouldn't?
Wiz:She wanted to learn martial arts so asked her dad, who was also a great martial artist and he obliged, teaching her the art of Tai Chi.
Boomstick But she didn't want to stop at that, and asked her dad to teach her more stuff like Bruce Lee does in the moves. And he obliged, go feminism.
Wiz: She gained her great combat skill through police combat training and trained with Gen, one of the best fighters to come out of the chinese underworld.
Boomstick:Chun-Li and Gen were the best of friends, but then M.Bison killed Gen's father and Gen disappeared like my dad.
Wiz:This incident lead Chun-Li to wander the world for revenge on M.Bison. Trained in martial arts such as Tai Chi and a kickboxing variant of Kenpo
Boomstick:And we've got to talk about those beautiful legs. Oh so beautiful.
Wiz:She's known as the lighting fast kicker for good reason. She can kick people through solid brick walls. And she's pretty good at throwing things to as she managed to lift a couch without any strain.
Boomstick I need to call her next time I move house.
Wiz:She also has access to chi attacks, with her chi, she can create the Kikoken,a ranged attack that can be fired with one hand. She can also focus it into a super ball known as the Kikoshp, and that is powerful enough to stop a speeding car.
Boomstick: And she still keeps training, because why stop at a few martial arts, when you can learn them all?
Wiz:She knows Shaolin Wugong,Japanese Karate and Judo,Korean Taekwondo and Brazilian Capoeira a style based around dance.
Boomstick:Even though Chun-Li knows a bunch of martial arts, she can still be beaten, she has never won a world warrior tournament, although she doesn't really enter to win. So every cloud.
Lei Wulong[]
Wiz: Lei Wulong is the number one police detective in Hong Kong.
Boomstick: He's damn good at his job. So don't commit crimes in Hong Kong, or anywhere else for that matter.
Wiz: Lei Wulong was on a routine case tracking down a contract killer with a partner
Boomstick: They tracked down the killer, but on a plane, they threw fisticuffs with the killer which involved in Lei's partner being killed.
Wiz:After the fight, the plane crashed and Lei picked up his partner's activities in investigating money laundering.
Boomstick This lead to him discovering Kazuya Mishima connections to money laundering.To confront him, he entered the King of Iron Fist tournament.
Wiz: He actually did pretty good in the tournament, winning the first couple of rounds.
Boomstick And that was it, he went back to his job, at least for a decade, as reports spoke of missing martial artists.
Wiz:Heihachi personally invited him to the tournament, so you know he's pretty good.
Boomstick: And then he went back because an assassin was being hired to take down Steve Fox. If this much stuff happens because of him, then maybe he's the problem.
Wiz:Anyway Lei is trained in the Five Animals form of Chinese martial arts and on Drunken Boxing.
Boomstick: Drunken Boxing, now that's my kind of fighting style.
Wiz: Lei's Drunken Boxing style certainly adds a unique flavor to his fighting. It's like he's had a few too many at the bar and decided to start throwing punches.
Boomstick: you gotta love a detective who can fight like he's had a few too many shots of tequila.
Wiz: Well, Lei's certainly known for his unorthodox methods. He can be quite unpredictable in the heat of battle. One moment he's imitating a snake, the next he's stumbling around like a drunken master. It's like watching a kung fu comedy movie unfold.
Boomstick: Absolutely, Wiz. Lei keeps his opponents guessing with his wide range of animal-inspired moves. I bet they're thinking, "Is he going to pounce like a tiger or wiggle around like a snake? Wait, now he's stumbling towards me like a drunkard!" It's enough to make anyone reconsider a life of crime.
Wiz:He likes to names his moves after Tighers, the moves involves, lunges at his opponent with a series of rapid strikes. It's like a feline on the prowl, except this cat has some serious claws.
Boomstick: Yeah, Lei definitely knows how to bring the "ferocious" into his fighting style. It's like he's saying, "Hey, bad guys, I may be a detective, but I'm also a one-man zoo of pain!"
Wiz:Alright , the combatants are set! We’ve run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick It's time for a DEATH BATTLE.
DEATH BATTLE[]
The city street was bustling, cars and people going past.
"Come back here." Chun-Li said to a criminal.
"Don't worry maam, I got this." Lei Wulong said back to chun-li.
"This is my jurisdiction, and don't call me maam again." Chun-Li said as she kicked Lei into a wall. "There he is." Chun-Li said as she went to catch them.
"Look I've been doing this law thing, longer than you've been alive, I can handle this." Lei said punching a tiger fist move at Chun-Li's chest.
"Where did he go? Oh great you made him get away." Chun_li delivered a series of rapid kicks to Lei's body, pushing down to the ground.
"You're the one that's meant to be good at their job. Told you I should have handled this." Lei said as he kicked Chun-Li back into a city wall.
Chun-Li slammed into the brick wall that was next to an alleyway, and saw the criminal running through it,
"Stop interfering with this investigation. I would have caught this criminal minutes ago if you hadn't been here." Chun-Li said.
"If you were so good at your job, then I shouldn't be a distraction. Do you have a crush on me? I'm flattered." Lei said, half joking.
Lei kicked Chun-Li hard enough she landed on the roof of the car. Lei Wulong ran down the alleyway to catch the criminal while Chun-Li leapt along the roof of the lines of cars to catch up to Lei Wulong.
The chase continued through the bustling city streets, with Chun-Li hot on Lei Wulong's heels.
Lei managed to corner the criminal in a narrow alleyway, using his unique martial arts techniques to subdue him without causing much harm. As Chun-Li arrived on the scene, she noticed Lei handcuffing the criminal.
"See? That's how it's done," Lei said with a smirk, clearly taking pleasure in proving his point.
Chun-Li, however, wasn't one to back down easily. She lunged forward, aiming a powerful spinning bird kick at Lei. He barely managed to evade the attack, leaping over the alley wall and onto a nearby rooftop.
"Enough of this," Chun-Li declared, her fists clenched. "I don't need your interference, and I don't appreciate your condescension."
Lei raised an eyebrow, recognizing the challenge in her words. "Alright then, let's settle this. Just you and me."
The two fighters faced each other, tension radiating between them. The city around them seemed to fade away as they prepared for their showdown. Chun-Li took a deep breath, channeling her inner energy as she adopted her fighting stance. Lei cracked his knuckles, his movements fluid and deliberate.
Chun-Li launched herself forward, her legs a blur as she executed a series of lightning-fast kicks. Lei countered with his agile footwork, evading her attacks and responding with precise strikes of his own.
As the fight raged on, the surrounding environment took a beating. Brick walls cracked from the impact of their blows, and debris scattered in every direction. Chun-Li's powerful Spinning Bird Kick sent Lei crashing into a wall, but he quickly recovered, countering with a stunning combination of strikes that left Chun-Li momentarily disoriented.
Chun-Li got back up and tackled Lei to the ground, not letting him out suffocating him, and letting him stay on the ground
Analysis[]
Boomstick: No I will not make that joke. I have standards.
Wiz: Do you though? Anyway, both characters were extremely skilled in hand to hand combat.
Boomstick:This was a close match, and honestly it was hard to find a winner.
Wiz: But ultimately Chun-Li has just faced and defeated the stronger opponents, and Lei hadn't faced any opponents like what Chun-Li has.
Boomstick: And Chun-Li has faced opponents with more wackier fighting styles like Lei.
Wiz: Chun-Li's combat experience is what gave her the win
Boomstick Looks like Lei tried to Lei'd down the law, but Chun-Li's the one who's still kickin.
Wiz: Chun-Li is the winner.
Connections[]
Chinese fighting game police officers on duty of investigating corrupt organizations (Shadaloo/Mishima Zaibatsu) which lead them to the martial arts tournament that the games revolve around (World Fighting Championship/King of the Iron Fist). They’re friends with a British blondie with a mysterious past who were also experimented on by said evil organizations (Cammy/Steve Fox)