This is the 7th What if? Death Battle in season 2 by GetSkadooshed. This battle features Chucky from Child's Play vs Devo and his stand Ebony Devil from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Description[]
Child's Play vs JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! One combatant is a serial killer that possesses a doll, while the other is an assassin that uses a Stand to possess a doll.
Intro[]
Wiz: What are you burning there Boomstick?
Boomstick: I'm getting rid of this scary looking doll. Burn him down to the fiery pits of Hell...
Wiz: Okay, but it's just a toy?
Boomstick: Just a toy? Just a toy!? Do you have any idea how dangerous and deadly a doll could potentially be!
Wiz: I don't...
Boomstick: The doll could have explosives inside, it could be a robot to spy on your every move, or maybe, maybe it could be possessed by some insane individual that wants to kill you.
Wiz: Hmmmmm, this seems like a potential idea for a Death Battle!
Boomstick: I don't know about th-
Wiz: Chucky, a doll possessed by an insane serial killer.
Boomstick: Umm, and Devo the Cursed, the assassin that uses a Stand capable of possessing a doll.
Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick, and we are going to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win...
Boomstick: In a Death Battle!
Chucky[]
(Cue Child's Play Theme)
Wiz: Charles Lee Ray was born on January 24, 1950 in Hackensack, New Jersey. He had an Irish American mother and an Austrian American father who frequently abused him and his mother. His mother by the way, later hanged herself when Charles was 10.
Boomstick: I can already tell this boy is going to be a bad guy when he grows up.
Wiz: Charles became an infamous serial killer-
Boomstick: I knew it!
Wiz: And was taught voodoo from a witchdoctor nicknamed "Dr. Death" to find a way to cheat death. This came in handy in November 9, 1988 when Charles was shot by a police officer, and then left behind by his getaway driver after a failed robbery. With nowhere to run, Charles stumbled into a toy store where he used the Heart of Dambella, a voodoo amulet, to transfer his soul into a Good Guy Doll toy to escape death.
Boomstick: Now he calls himself by the name of the Good Guy Doll, Chucky. He was eventually bought by a mom named Karen, who gave this creepy looking doll to her son Andy for his birthday.
Wiz: Now the two did find out the doll was actually a serial killer after Chucky killed Andy's babysitter. Chucky would then go on a mission to possess Andy because his witchdoctor told him he must possess the body of the first person he revealed himself to, or else he will be forever trapped in the form of a Good Guy doll.
Boomstick: Since Chucky is a small toy doll, he relies on tricking and ambushing to kill his targets. He is incredibly crafty and uses a variety of objects around him like knives, a pistol, an axe, nail gun, drill, hammer, baseball bat, golf club, and grenades.
Wiz: He also has his magic: Voodoo dolls to control and kill people, he can possess people by chanting the Ade Due Damballa, separate his soul into multiple Chucky dolls, his blood will possess anything it is mixed into, such as plastic, and able to summon storm clouds and lightning bolts by saying his chant.
Boomstick: Now he is surprisingly strong and fast for his little size. He was able to smack a woman so hard she smashed through a window, out muscled grown adults, stabbed through doors, killed a woman with a yardstick by thwacking her over and over with it, broke through wooden bars using a ring, strong enough to give huge bleeding cuts with his hands, and stabbed his way out of an alligator.
Wiz: As for speed, Chucky has dodged a speeding car and gun fire. However, it is noted that the shooter just got up from a car crash and had an injured hand.
Boomstick: Lastly, Chucky is a tough son of a bitch to kill.
Wiz: He survived point blank shotgun blasts, survived being burnt to a crisp, can move with his body separated, and shrugged off gun shots.
Boomstick: Thank god he isn't completely unstoppable. His low weight and small size makes it hard for him to effectively fight enemies of bigger size, he is prone to arrogance, and if his heart is destroyed, he will be "killed", but as if that'll stop him because he somehow manages to return every single time most likely due to plot.
Wiz: His spells and rituals also take time and can be interrupted. However, there is a reason Chucky is one of the most well known slashers in the horror genre.
Chucky: "As a doll, I'm fucking infamous! I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history! And I don't wanna give that up. I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!"
Devo []
(Cue Heritage of the Future)
Wiz: After becoming an all powerful vampire and later a Stand user, Dio has been able to gather many minions to work for him with only one job, to hold off and kill the Joestars and their companions.
Boomstick: They had stands, which are entities psychically generated by its Stand User or owner.
Wiz: They are shown to come in all shapes and sizes, and usually hover near the user. Each one possess unique abilities beyond that of an ordinary human being, which can either be wielded for good or evil, depending on the motives of the Stand User.
Boomstick: Some Stand Users include: Jotaro Kujo, Muhammad Avdol, Hol Horse, Anubis, and etc.
Wiz: One of them with perhaps one of the strangest and creepiest powers is Devo. Devo the Cursed.
Boomstick: Devo is an infamous Native American shaman and assassin.
Wiz: Before meeting Dio, Devo was already a well known lethal assassin that was hired by numerous figures from the criminal underworld. Muhammad Avdol has said that Devo's method of assassinating his targets is by having them make the first move. This led to many people who have seen Devo's Stand never lived to tell about it. Many people believe Devo is able to curse his victims to suffer a horrific death, which is the reason he goes by Devo the Cursed.
Boomstick: On their journey to hunt down Dio, the Joestar Group arrived in Singnapore, and relaxed at a hotel. Devo managed to hide himself within a fridge in the hotel room that Jean Pierre Polnareff was taking. When Polnareff noticed all the removed alcoholic beverages from the fridge, he sensed Devo's presence and quickly forced the assassin to reveal himself. The two engaged in combat, with Polnareff summoning Silver Chariot to make the first attack.
Wiz: However, this was all part of Devo's plan, and allowed him to summon his Stand named Ebony Devil. It has the power to possess inanimate objects to attack after Devo gains any injuries from his attacker, thus "cursing" them.
Boomstick: So he has to get hurt in order to effectively use his stand?
Wiz: Basically, and Ebony Devil's power also grows depending on the hatred Devo feels towards his enemy relative to the amount of damage he's gets.
Boomstick: Great...
Wiz: Ebony Devil prefers attacking its foes by starting quietly, and then escaping its opponent's notice, before causing lots of misfortune and havoc upon them. Ebony Devil also likes using a variety of objects from its surroundings to aid in its fight: Saws, knives, spears, broken bottles, and traps.
Boomstick: Much like all the other remote Stands, Devo is able to control the doll from a far distance and can see through its eyes and perspective.
Wiz: This does have one major flaw as any damage given to the possessed doll will also be given to Devo. In his fight against Jean Pierre Polnareff and his Stand Silver Chariot, Polnareff slashed and stabbed the doll, which resulted in giving Devo a brutal death.
Boomstick: Welp, rest in pieces I guess.
Wiz: Ebony Devil is also intangible and invisible to a normal human being, and only other Stand Users have the ability to see and even hurt Ebony Devil.
Boomstick: These powers do fail when Ebony Devil possesses the doll, as it's a physical object and can be seen and touched by normal humans.
Wiz: Ebony Devil in the doll was fast enough to dodge attacks by Silver Chariot, who was able to skewer several falling coins and balls of fire with one thrust, deflected bullets shot at a point-blank range, and cut the stand, Hanged Man who is stated to go at light-speed.
Boomstick: Ebony Devil could also damage Silver Chariot's armor, which withstood multiple punches from Star Platinum, endured the powerful flames of Magician's Red, and a casual hit from Dio Brando.
Wiz: However, Ebony Devil is pretty easy to kill if you get your hands on him.
Devo: "I am Devo the Cursed. And my Stand represents "The Devil" of the Major Arcana... It symbolizes confusion and misfortune."
DEATH BATTLE[]
Chucky awakes from his slumber. He is still inside his dark cardboard box with the only light source is a small peeking hole from a cut from his knife. Chucky fixes and gets into a more comfortable position on top of his murderering tools.
Chucky: Poor lil Andy will never suspect this.
Chucky's plan is to be secretly mailed to Andy's location, where he would surprise attack him once Andy opens the package. Chucky smiles and begins to cackle at his devilish plan. Eventually, Chucky feels the box get picked up and soon dropped roughly onto the ground.
Chucky: That fucking delivery man!
Chucky looks through the peeking hole and sees that he is in front of some house. The front door opens and a mysterious man picks up Chucky's box and takes it inside, where he places it on a table. Chucky notices the man isn't Andy and is very confused.
Chucky: Great... I've been taken to the wrong place. Well, I don't mind some practice.
He giggles as he gets into an attack stance. All of a sudden the box begins to shake and the top opens up, revealing more of the strange man's features. His skin was covered in scars and he wore a green and yellow jacket. Without wasting anytime, Chucky raises his knife.
Chucky: Here's Chucky!
Chucky yells and leaps at the man, slashing him several times in the face before he grabs Chucky and throws him aside.
???: How dare you do this to me?!
Chucky: Sorry stranger, but I can't have witnesses.
The man covers part of his face where Chucky slashed him as blood begins to drip onto the floor
Devo: My name is Devo, and I have come to recruit you, a non-Stand User, under the orders of my master Dio.
Chucky: Look pal. I don't have time to join your stupid gang because I've got some important business to take care of, so why don't you lay on the ground so I can get this over with quickly.
Devo: You either join or die!
Chucky: Hehehe, buddy do you know who you're messing with?
Devo starts to laugh crazily and non stop at Chucky's words, he then raises his arms into the air as more blood leaks out of his face.
Devo: ARH! It hurts! Hahahahaha! It really hurts! EBONY DEVIL!!
Chucky: The fuck is wrong with you?
Ebony Devil appears and quickly possesses a wooden doll sitting on a nearby couch. Devo then waves his hand, which is covered in the blood of his cuts, at the doll.
Devo: Hahahaha! You should've accepted my offer because now you've paid the price!
Chucky stands clueless as to what is even going on. He suddenly feels a third person watching him so he turns his glance to his side to see the wooden doll on the couch awaken. Chucky then looks back at Devo who has mysteriously disappeared.
Chucky: I did not fucking expect this!
Ebony Devil who is now possessing the doll, pulls out its own knife and leaps off the couch. He races at an incredibly fast speed towards Chucky.
FIGHT![]
Chucky raises his knife to block Ebony's attack. Both knives clash with one another. Chucky holds his ground and then kicks Ebony Devil away.
Chucky: Alright asshole. There's only one killer doll that is going to make it out of here alive, and THAT'S ME!
Ebony Devil giggles and runs in for several more attacks. Chucky dodges some of them with only getting minor cuts. The Stand goes in for a slice at his stomach, but Chucky dodges it by jumping backwards, and uses his knife to wack Ebony's weapon out of his hands. Chucky raises his knife into the air and swings downward. Ebony quickly side steps out of the way, and the knife stabs through the carpet beneath them. Ebony laughs before jump kicking Chucky in the face, launching him back into his box.
Ebony Devil: You really suck!
Chucky: Keep talking.
Chucky climbs out of the box with a baseball bat and grins at his foe. Ebony Devil pulls a spear out of nowhere and spins it.
Ebony Devil: Mines sharper.
Chucky: Not for long bitch!
Chucky rushes in to attack. He swings the bat to the side, but Ebony blocks the attack using its spear. Chucky spins his bat then swings it in the opposite direction, but Ebony blocks the attack again. Ebony rolls onto its back which causes Chucky to accidently fall forward. Ebony pulls its legs in and kicks Chucky into the air. Chucky falls down and crashes on top of a table. He looks to his side to spot a hammer. Before pursuing, Ebony investigates Chucky's box. After some searching it retrieves a saw.
Ebony Devil: Hehe, this'll do nicely.
Ebony runs towards the table and quickly cuts the legs. The table collapses onto its side, but Chucky is nowhere to be seen.
Chucky: Right behind you.
Ebony turns around only to get smacked in the face by a hammer, which sends him flying through the table. A couple of wood pieces are chipped off him from the impact. Meanwhile, hiding at a far distance Devo feels some pain on his face.
Devo: That bastard! He'll pay for this with his life!
Chucky laughs and inspects his hammer.
Chucky: Headshot baby.
Ebony: You fool! The more you hurt me, the angrier I get! And the more angrier I get, the stronger I become!
Ebony grabs two nearby beer bottles and shatters them. He lunges at Chucky and stabs him in the shoulders. Next, Ebony bites into Chucky neck which causes him to yell out in pain. Ebony pulls away and tears a piece of Chucky's neck off, some blood spurts out as a result.
Chucky: I'm not that easy to kill!
Chucky quickly pushes Ebony back. He sprints to his box and pulls out a pistol. He pulls the trigger and it shatters one of Ebony's bottles into pieces. Chucky aims and pulls the trigger several more times. However, Ebony is able to dodge the bullets, but at the cost of losing the other bottle. Ebony quickly rolls behind the couch as protection. It pulls out a rectangular object and flips it, revealing it to be a switch blade.
Ebony: Your little toys aren't going to stop me!
Chucky: Which is why I've brought some backup!
Chucky chants some words and his soul separates into four. The souls fly into the box. The box shakes furiously and four other Chucky dolls crawl out with each of them holding their own weapon (1st Chucky has a drill, the 2nd Chucky has an axe, the 3rd Chucky has a grenade, and the 4th Chucky carries another knife). Ebony is surprised by the sight of the other Good Guy dolls.
Ebony: Where did they come from!?
Chucky: One thing I learned is to always bring extras... Now boys, lets take care of our friend here.
Ebony: You will all be ripped to shreds!
Ebony jumps out from behind the couch and lands on top of the seating area. He kicks the pillows off towards his enemies. Using the remaining bullets, the main Chucky starts blasting but accidently hits the pillows instead, which causes feathers to fly everywhere.
Chucky: Shit! I can't see him.
Chucky gestures towards the other Chucky dolls to spread out and locate Ebony. The 4th Chucky eventually spots Ebony and sprints right at him.
4th Chucky: I've got you in my sights!
The 4th Chucky tries to chop Ebony's head off, but Ebony ducks under his knife all while slicing through the 4th Chucky's stomach.
4th Chucky: Dammmnn it.
The 4th Chucky splits in half and collapses onto the floor. The other Chucky dolls spot Ebony finishing the 4th Chucky with several stabs in the back.
Chucky: Surround him, and fuck him up!
3rd Chucky: I wanna blow him up! Can I? Can I?
Chucky: Not yet you imbecile.
The 1st Chucky tries to drill into Ebony. Ebony dodges the attack and kicks him to the ground. At the same time, the 2nd Chucky comes up from behind and strikes Ebony in its back shoulder with his axe. Sitting in the same location Devo feels lots of pain in his shoulder. He becomes angrier and increases Ebony Devil's power.
Chucky: Hold him still!
Chucky aims his gun and fires. However, Ebony quickly pulls the axe out of his shoulder, grabs the 2nd Chucky, and then uses him as a human shield. The 2nd Chucky gets shot in the head and multiple times in the chest, killing him. Ebony then drops the 2nd Chucky's corpse and throws his switchblade at Chucky. It knocks and disarms him from his pistol. The 1st Chucky with the drill gets back onto his feet, until Ebony rushes and bites him in the stomach. Ebony's head begins to spin rapidly, which rips the 1st Chucky's chest apart. He yells out in pain as his intestines and blood begin to spill out. Soon, the 1st Chucky becomes motionless.
3rd Chucky: Ah! What do we do now!?
Chucky: Throw the damn grenade!
3rd Chucky: Finally! This will be the best day of my life!
Chucky: It will be once you kill him!
The 3rd Chucky chucks his grenade at the enemy doll. Ebony laughs and jumps into the air. In a matter of seconds, Ebony is able to kick the grenade right back at the two remaining Chucky dolls.
3rd Chucky: Awww man...
Chucky: YOU MOTHE-
The grenade explodes, obliterating the two Good Guy dolls into pieces. Ebony Devil walks up to the smoking crater where Chucky once stood. He cackles as he floats out of the doll and returns back to Devo.
Devo: Foolish non-Stand User.
KO!
Results[]
Boomstick: Well that's one killer doll out of the way.
Wiz: When comparing these two fighters. They were pretty equal in terms of intelligence, experience, and fighting skills. However, Devo should take the win thanks to his Stand.
Boomstick: Ebony Devil is overall much faster and has superior strength to really tear Chucky apart.
Wiz: Ebony is capable of dodging a wave of attacks by Silver Chariot who has shown being able to cut the Hanged Man who is stated to go at light-speed and deflect point blank bullets. Chucky's best speed feat is dodging a speeding car and while he has shown to dodge some bullets once, the shooter did just got up from a car crash.
Boomstick: In strength, Chucky has done some impressive stuff: Smacked a woman so hard she smashed through a window, broke through wooden bars using a ring, strong enough to give huge bleeding cuts with his bare hands, and stabbed his way out of an alligator's stomach. But this doesn't compare to Ebony Devil damaging Silver Chariot's armor, which withstood punches from Star Platinum and a hit from Dio.
Wiz: Lastly, the two do have some tricks up their sleeves like Chucky's magic and Devo's Stand's abilities. However, Devo would also take this as well because Chucky's magic does require chants and can be interrupted. Ebony Devil, while not having any magic to combat Chucky's, does become stronger and much more powerful the more he gets pissed off.
Boomstick: And oh boy, Chucky would be great at doing that.
Wiz: Now Chucky does hold an advantage in durability, but that will only get him so far. The winner is Devo!
Next Time[]
???: "Through the miracle of science!"
???: "What gun? I can't fire a gun! I have paws!"
