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Chris vs Monokuma
Air date TBA
Written by SpeedyHedgehog91
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Description[]

Total Drama vs Danganronpa! It's showtime as these two maniacs for reality TV hosts battle it out in this wild challenge! Who will safe from a brutal elimination?

Intro[]

Wiz: Chris McLean, the rich yet insane host of Total Drama.

Boomstick: And Monokuma, the false headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy.

Wiz: Competitions are one challenging yet fun experience to participate in against other people you've never met before but things can get messy when the host is a psycopath and that's what today's battle is going to feature today.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weaponry, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

Chris McLean[]

Wiz: If you've ever watched the TV series Survivor, you'd probably figure out that Total Drama has the exact same way the show works.

Boomstick: Except instead of fully grown adults competing in challenges in order to save themselves from being eliminated, it's a bunch of teenagers doing it.

Wiz: However, the host of this show is not your typical Jeff Probst. His actions and rules for his show are far more dangerous than what you see in Survivor.

Boomstick: Total Drama is hosted by one of, if not, the most diabolical TV celebrities out there. The host with the most himself, Chris McLean.

Wiz: Very little is known about Chris outside of being the host of Total Drama aside from his goal of becoming the most successful man on TV.

Boomstick: His method: throwing a bunch of teenagers into his competition and almost getting them f*cking killed. How is this show still on the air? I have no clue.

Wiz: Let me point this out real quick, that smile of his is not a friendly one at all. Don't think winning Total Drama is gonna be easy because he's gonna make things as difficult and brutal as possible just for his amusement. Don't worry. He'll make sure to make it safe...for himself that is.

Boomstick: What an asshole but hey. He may seem like nothing more but an average man in his early 30s or 40s but he's got some crazy weapons.

Wiz: Chris heavily relies on his explosives, capable of blowing up a yacht which took about 49 megajoules to destroy. However, when he gets into physical combat he equips his boxing gloves.

Boomstick: Who cares about basic boxing gloves? Let's talk about something better like his...water gun?

Wiz: Not just any water gun Boomstick. The water was strong enough to push a fully grown adult like himself to the back of the island.

Boomstick: Yeah this show practically gives the "reality" in "Reality TV" the middle finger.

Wiz: His Meatball Cannon, usually held by his right hand man Chef Hatchet, can trap his foes in a gigantic ball of meat which is sticky enough to keep them still until they finally break free.

Boomstick: It's gonna take a while to get out though. He's even got a fake body of himself that is eerily identical.

Wiz: The seagull machine gun fires many seagulls which travel fast enough to gain enough strength to knock down his targets with some medium difficulty.

Boomstick: That's not all. His Tennis Menace is a robotic tennis ball launcher which is stated to be the world's toughest tennis launcher which servers tennis balls at his foes with a lot of strength...and that's it. Oh yeah. He has a normal paintball gun too but what really stands out from the rest of Chris' arsenal is his army of robot doppelgangers.

Wiz: The Robot Chris army may all look exactly like Chris himself but it's easy to tell it's not him once their eyes turn red. Though, they all may have been easily destroyed by Shaun before they could pull an attack on him or his friends.

Boomstick: That doesn't matter since he's pretty tough even without any of his items. After all, Chris fought off Ezekiel at the top of a Hawaiian volcano before he could be the one to fall into the lava. Plus, he caused a bear to break free from Ella's singing manipulation.

Wiz: Surprisingly enough, Chris has shown to react to lasers, can hack into the PA system of Area 51 and can lift and throw a fully grown human.

Boomstick: He was also strong enough to knock out Owen with a frying pan twice, stood near a plane explosion which he and a few remaining contestants survived and even took some hits from Eva and even Chef.

Wiz: The things that really make Chris not all that great is that he's not much of a fighter and is better at manipulating others rather than getting into hand to hand combat with them. He also worries too much about his looks and is practically a coward.

Boomstick: All it took for Chef to take down Chris was just a single punch to the face and he had to rely on others to set him free after being kidnapped by Ezekiel.

Wiz: With the views for Total Drama continuously rising, Chris still tries to become reality TV's most successful host by doing what he does best.

Boomstick: By starting the one thing Squid Game is known best for: creating deadly challenges. This grinning monster for a human rarely shows any mercy to his foes.

Monokuma[]

Wiz: Somewhere in Japan, there's a large school titled Hope's Peak Academy. Now this wasn't one of those schools where you can just enroll into it. Nope. The school themselves will choose a certain high school student who's best at what they do.

Boomstick: Hope's Peak was run by the self proclaimed headmaster himself, the mascot of Ultimate Despair, Monokuma. What what?! That's the headmaster?! I thought he'd be a lot scarier.

Wiz: At first glance, he may seem just like a normal teddy bear but he's way more than that. He'd also be part of something called The Tragedy, caused by the one who came up with Monokuma, Hope's Peak Academy's Ultimate Fashionista herself, Junko Enoshima.

Boomstick: Well, that isn't her number one talent. It's actually being the Ultimate Despair. Apparently, all she wants people to feel is nothing but absolute despair because...why not?

Wiz: Before she could even get started, Junko needed a face to remind everyone that hope will be forever lost and that was none other than the black and white bear himself. While Junko was the one who came up with the concept of Monokuma, another student known as Monaca Towa was the one who helped her bring him to life.

Boomstick: And the moment the new students of Hope's Peak was trapped inside, Monokuma successfully killed off the real headmaster of the school Jin Kirigiri. Now, he's taking over as the headmaster while also giving Jin's daughter Kyoko even more dad issues...just like how my dad did.

Wiz: With Monokuma now having Hope's Peak under his control, or Junko to be specific, Monokuma traps each member of Class 78 into their own killing game.

Boomstick: In other words, a game where someone kills their fellow classmate and gets away with it scot-free as long as they're not caught red handed in a class trial of course otherwise they will be the one to face their own execution.

Wiz: At first glance, Monokuma may seem like just a small robot taking the form of a black and white teddy but this is no cute and cuddly one for sure.

Boomstick: He can grow claws out his paws which are capable of slicing humans. One slash is all it takes. He's also got a some other cool stuff aside from just that.

Wiz: The red eye on Monokuma's black side can be used to scan his foe's identity, heart rate, distance and velocity but it's his biggest weak spot.

Boomstick: But don't worry because even if Monokuma is destroyed, a new one appears before your very eyes.

Wiz: He's got a lot of units, some which are different to each other. There's the basic and most recognizable Monokuma that are equipped with claws. Bomber Monokumas through grenades and Guard Monokumas block any incoming attacks.

Boomstick: There's also the lame ones, Junk Monokuma and Ball Monokuma. Seriously Junko? It would've been fine if these ones never existed. At least the Siren Monokumas alert other units of their victims' whereabouts.

Wiz: His most ferocious units are the Beast Monokumas. Pouncing at its victims at an incredible speed, the Beast Monokumas are by far the most feral variants of the Monokumas.

Boomstick: These are cool and all, except for the two shitty types, but let's see how much despair is caused when a goddamn Godzilla sized Monokuma comes stomping by. Japan just can't catch a break from these gigantic monsters, can't they?

Wiz: The Big Bang Monokumas are larger than most skyscrapers and wielding large staff which one used to destroy a ton of incoming units in a matter of seconds. Monokuma's basic unit is known to have the most amount of feats. Not surprising considering it's the one that hosts the killing games.

Boomstick: Monokuma is somehow capable of fighting evenly with the likes of Sakura Ogami, the Ultimate Martial Artist and should be much more superior to every character in Danganronpa. Well okay, unless we're talking about Izuru Kamukura then that's a different story.

Wiz: Monokuma has shown to quickly throw punches and overpower his sister Monomi who was capable of taking out every Monobeast that was guarding some areas of Jabberwock Island. In fact, he should be able to defeat the likes of Nekomaru Nidai who...could destroy an entire bathroom stall but using the bathroom. Well then.

Boomstick: Yeah the anime that takes place right after the second game has some really weird moments, particularly in Despair Arc. It's normal for those kind of moments to happen.

Wiz: With the Flashback Light, Monokuma can implant different memories into his victim's mind which are completely different to their real ones. There's also the Blackout Flash which causes some memory loss to anyone who looks right into it.

Boomstick: Monokuma even wields a frickin machine gun. What the f*ck?! Who is writing all of this?

Wiz: Monokuma's strength is incredible, being able to lift a semi-truck with relative ease and can fight evenly with the Ultimate Soldier and Junko's own sister Mukuro Ikusaba who's fast enough to dodge bullets and strong enough to break a bunch of Monokuma units.

Boomstick: As for his speed, he did keep up and drain the energy out of Akane Owari and overpowering her. Not only that but he could easily block 1000 incoming baseballs firing from a pitching machine.

Wiz: Monokuma may seem incredibly powerful given his looks but he's still vulnerable, even when it comes to hacking. On top of that, each Monokuma contains a bomb that activates if Monokuma has no way out of a scenario where he's backed into a corner.

Boomstick: This causes him to immediately blow up into pieces. There's always another Monokuma that can take his place but once they're all gone, that means Monokuma is no more.

Wiz: Although the Ultimate Despair herself had been crushed to death thanks to her own despair, Monokuma still carries on with the next killing game after another has come to a close.

Boomstick: There's nothing else that brings more despair than finding out that this won't be the last time the world will witness a new game of "Danganronpa" with Monokuma coming back to run the next game.

Intermission[]

Chris vs Monokuma Remastered is Set v2

Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Death Battle[]

Inside the McLean Spa Hotel located on Camp Wawanakwa, Chris is seen coming up with ideas for his newest season of Total Drama, chuckling to himself about the bizarre ways he can have his contestants compete.

Chris: I think that's enough for one season. We're all set! Can't wait to see the look on those kids' faces this time.

Suddenly, a loud revving noise was coming from outside. Chris was alarmed from the noise and looked out of the window only to see something out of the ordinary.

Chris: What the?!

Outside of the Spa Hotel, Monokuma is seen driving a motorboat like crazy while laughing. He then purposely crashes into the edge of the island which sends him flying out of the motorboat. With his hands in the air, Monokuma lets himself spin around mid-air and lands in front of the McLean Spa Hotel feet first. Chris slams the front door open and makes his way to Monokuma.

(Mr. Monokuma's Lesson)

Chris: Alright! Who left some teddy bear in a motorboat?!

Monokuma: I'm not a teddy bear. I am Monokuma and I'm here to claim Camp Wawanakwa.

All Chris can do at the moment was stare down at Monokuma with a confused look.

Chris: What do you mean 'claim Camp Wawanakwa'?

Monokuma: As my master ordered, it's my duty to remove everything from the island. Now that I think about it, maybe I'll keep that hotel here at the very least but everything else will be removed in order to make this very island...drum roll please!

Monokuma starts mimicking the sounds of a drum roll while also doing the actions before making his great announce. Once the drum roll ends.

Monokuma: My new Despair Paradise! Doesn't that sound fun?

(Music Cuts)

The area is dead silent. Not a single word. The silence only being broken by the sound of a bird's tweet.

Monokuma: Seriously? You cannot be telling me that it's not an excellent idea compared to keeping this dump the same way it is.

Chris: Yeah. Sorry, little dude. That's not happening.

Monokuma: W-WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT HAPPENING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOUGHT I PUT INTO THIS?!

Chris: I have legally claimed Wawanakwa for every season of Total Drama I make so I suggest you make your little "Despair Paradise" somewhere else. Beat it Ted and don't come back...ever!

(Total Despair)

Chris kicks Monokuma backwards and sends him flying into a tree log. He gets up, furious about Chris' decision to keep Wawanakwa as it is.

Monokuma: You may not be one of my students taking part in a killing game but violence against me will NOT be tolerated regardless. Punishment awaits you now.

Chris begins to laugh at Monokuma, thinking he won't be able to do anything.

Chris: Dude! You're literally a small teddy bear. What are you gonna do? Hug me until I fall asleep?

Monokuma gets even more furious and sprints his way while Chris continues to laugh about the situation he'd gotten into, not thinking about the consequences. The robotic bear then lunges forward towards Chris who finally notices the dangers of squaring up with Monokuma, looking shocked.

Chris: Woah!


W.I.P


Results[]

Trivia[]

  • The connections between Chris and Monokuma are:
    • Sadistic hosts of reality TV shows centered around teenagers being forced into deadly events for their own amusements
  • This battle would be animated with sprites.

Note: Once the remastered version is completed, this version will be deleted.

Description[]

Total Drama vs Danganronpa! Which evil game master of a dangerous competition will win?

Intro[]

Wiz: Competitions are one challenging yet fun experience to participate in against other people you've never met before.

Boomstick: But things can get messy when the host is a psycopath.

Wiz: Such as Chris McLean, the rich and famous host of Total Drama.

Boomstick: And Monokuma, the headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weaponry, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

Chris McLean[]

Wiz: If you've ever watched the TV series Survivor, you'd probably figure out that Total Drama has the exact same way the show works.

Boomstick: However, there's only one thing different about the host. He's a lot more sadistic and evil than Jeff Probst. His name is none other than Chris McLean.

Wiz: Chris' main goal is to become the most successful reality show host of them all. He enjoys watching the contestants when they're in pain and being tortured during every challenge they face. There's not a lot about Chris' backstory but we do know he's around 30 and 40 years old.

Boomstick: Now don't think being an average human being will stop him from having some great abilities. He's got some crazy stuff on him.

Wiz: After abusing the contestants from Total Drama Island and all the way Total Drama Pahkitew Island, Chris has shown to own a good amount of weapons and items he's ever used including the Chris-Bots which were made to take on the contestants. He also has a pair of boxing gloves for some basic melee attacks.

Boomstick: There's also this one canon that shoots rubber seagulls for some reason that actually hurt. I don't know how that works. Did Chris put something rough in them or is it because of how fast they fly towards his targets?

Wiz: Moving on, Chris is also able to manipulate not only humans into betraying their friends but he did successfully stop the bear from being manipulated by Ella's singing when it was about to attack her.

Boomstick: Please don't remind of her singing! I've never heard such garbage since Cardi B's music! Anyways, Chris also owns a large amount of bombs, a large water gun that's able to spray an average human from one side of Camp Wawanakwa to the other. He also wields a canon that shoots giant meatballs which causes his foes to remain unmovable on the spot.

Wiz: For an average man, Chris has shown some great feats particularly during Total Drama World Tour. He was able to survive an erupting volcano on Hawaii and even got into a showdown against Ezekiel who got tossed into the volcano before it erupted.

Boomstick: And Chris didn't even fall into it with him. He also survived being stuck in the middle of the ocean twice. His weaknesses are that he isn't incredibly strong compared to Chef Hatchet who literally punched him in the face without trying. He's still a mortal human being after all.

Wiz: Chris has a rare amount of combat experience and can be a coward sometimes. He also never succeeded in getting away with polluting Wawanakwa and was eventually arrested. In the end, Chris has proven that he's easily one of the most evil reality show hosts to ever appear on TV.

Boomstick: Always remember, he'll do whatever it takes to put the contestants of Total Drama in pain.

Chris: It's great to be back, surrounded by the people I love ...to hurt! Ha ha ha!

Monokuma[]

Wiz: Hope's Peak Academy may seem like an ordinary school to attend but there's something completely different about it.

Boomstick: If you want to graduate, you'd have to kill everyone else around without getting caught until your the last one alive.

Wiz: All of this is because of none other than Monokuma, a short robot bear with his head and body split into two sections. One side is sweet and cute while the other is creepy and dark. This doesn't change the fact that his personality is pure evil. He's also being controlled by the mastermind of Hope's Peak Academy, Junko Enoshima. There also appears a ton of Monokuma clones around the world.

Boomstick: For a small bear, this Winnie-The-Pooh looking guy has some great abilities and weaponry. If he's ever in trouble, he'll just self destruct and explode as one of his backups take his place. If only I could find some backups of myself so I can get some beer.

Wiz: There's also the Spear of Gungnir, the machine gun, arm cannon and a pair of sharp claws used to slash his opponents. There's also more than one version of Monokuma. There's Bomber Monokuma which uses grenades. Siren Monokuma has sirens to summon other Monokumas for backup.

Boomstick: Oh yeah. There's Ball Monokuma too. He's a Monokuma clone in a shape of a ball which rolls at an enemy and does some damage and...well that it. There's quite a lot of Monokumas but my favourite one has to be Beast Monokuma. That Monokuma is pretty large and extremely deadly when it comes to attacking people but the most powerful and stronger one is none other than Big Bang Monokuma.

Wiz: Big Bang Monokuma is shown to be bigger than most skyscrapers. He attacks his foes by hitting them with his large staff. Of course, what would be Danganronpa without Monokuma's executions.

Boomstick: These executions include Blast Off, The 1,000 Blows, Cage Of Death, Burning of the Versailles Witch and a ton of more to mention. The most painful one is of course the Ultimate Execution which makes Monokuma's victim go thorugh every execution at once...for however long they live.

Wiz: Monokuma's biggest faults includes his glowing red eye which is his biggest weak spot. He's also vulnerable if he's ever being hacked.

Boomstick: Plus, the executions requires the victim to be subdued and if all of his clones are gone, no more Monokuma.

Wiz: With his weakness out of the way, Monokuma is one insane bear you don't want to deal with...at all!

Monokuma: Every human has regrets, has things they'd like to go back and change. But I don't! 'Cause I'm a bear.

Intermission[]

Chris vs Monokuma is Set

Wiz: Alright! The combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Death Battle[]

Destination: Hope's Peak Academy (Danganronpa)

After yet another successful class trial, Monokuma began to set off back to Junko before hearing a loud thump on the ground near him. Chris gets up and rubs the back of his head.

Chris: What happened?! Where am I?! Why am I not at Wawanakwa with Chef and the contestants?

Chris then spots Monokuma who was standing right in front of him.

Monokuma: Well look who came to visit Hope's Peak Academy! It's none other than Chris McLean!

Chris: How do you know my name?!

Monokuma: Upupupupu! Come on Chris! You're a celebrity! The host of Total Drama!

Chris: I guess that explains it a lot. Anyways, you know where I can go, little teddy?

Monokuma: I'M NOT A TEDDY BEAR! I am the headmaster of Hope's Peak Monokuma.

Chris: Whatever you say. That doesn't answer my question.

Monokuma: It's simple. All you have to do is murder everyone else who's trapped here without getting caught.

Chris: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Monokuma: Sure am, Chris. This is the perfect thing for you.

Chris: I know I've abused the contestants time and time again but I wouldn't really kill them.

Monokuma: Hey! You want to get out or not!

Chris: Well if I'm going to kill someone, it'll have to be YOU!!!

Monokuma: Upupupup. Is that so? Well, this thing you call a teddy bear is quite fantastic at combat so be warned!

Monokuma keeps laughing while Chris looks angrily at him as he prepares for the fight.

Chris vs Monokuma FIGHT

Chris lunges at Monokuma and starts rapidly punching him in the face until Monokuma kicks him in the stomach, pushing him back. Chris gets up only to get scratched across the face, making it bleed a little bit. Monokuma punching Chris multiple times without giving him a chance to fight back.

Monokuma: Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!

Chris dodges the last punch and grabs out his Meatball Cannon and blasts Monokuma away. Chris keeps shooting giant meatballs at Monokuma who begins slashing them with his claws before grabbing out his Spear of Gungir. He tosses them directly at Chris who dodges all of them. Monokuma then unleashes the rest of his clones as Chris pushes a button which unleashes his own army of Robo-Chris. Both robot armies charge at each other at full speed and start attacking each other. This causes all of them to explode, pushing both the real Chris and Monokuma into a wall.

Chris: For crying out loud! Why can't you just become scrap metal already?!

Monokuma: Oh, Chris. I'm not some average looking bear. I gotta say, you put up a good fight but I won't give up that easily! When Monokuma fights, he fights to the last breath! I will NOT be defeated!

Monokuma runs directly at Chris who grabs him the throat and tries to rip his head off until Monokuma's red eye starts flashing as an alarm goes off. Monokuma self destructs directly in front of Chris collapses to the ground and starts coughing.

Chris: He's finally gone.

Monokuma: *off screen* I don't think so buddy!

Chris: What?!

Monokuma appears directly behind Chris which another army of Monokuma clones. Monokuma orders his clones to attack Chris which they do. Monokuma then unleashes the Beast Monokumas and Bomber Monokuma. The Bomber Monokumas toss grenades at Chris who dodges them only to be pounded by a Beast Monokuma. Beast Monokuma goes to scratch Chris in the face but Chris blocks the claws with his arms which starts bleeding. Chris grabs out his water gun and sprays the Beast Monokumas with it, making them malfunction.

Monokuma: Son of a biscuit!

Chris: Alright! It's time to end this!

Chris grabs out his boxing gloves and starts punching Monokuma but it doesn't do much but hurt Monokuma a little bit. Chris stoppes as he starts to panic.

Chris: Why isn't anything I try to do work?!

Monokuma: If you do in fact kill me, another Monokuma will take my place. Haven't you figured it out yet Chris? You can't really defeat me unless you defeat the Mastermind.

Chris: What are you talking about? Who IS this Mastermind?

Monokuma: That's something you'll never know Chris. You might as well give this fight up because iiit's...PUNISHMENT TIME!

Chris: Punishment time?!

Monokuma jumps onto his throne as a large red button appears. Monokuma presses it with his tiny mallet, ready to start the execution.

GAME OVER

CHRIS HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY.

TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT.

(Cut to Execution)

Chris looks around in fear as the chain shackle clenches around his neck and beings to drag him through a door.

Chris: NOOOOOO!

As Chris is released from the shackle, he looks around and sees the pain he's going to go through.

THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT

The 1000 Blows

Chris is strapped to a pole as many baseballs starts hitting in the chest from a cannon.

The Cage of Death

Chris then appears on a motocyle which spins around a giant circular cage while screaming in fear.

The Burning of the Versailles Witch

Chris is now stuck in a pit of fire as he starts to sweat from the heat. Monokuma then drives a fire truck into Chris who gets pushed out of the fire and into a wall.

Excavator Destroyer

Monokuma uses the excavator's claw to rapidly hit Chris on the head.

Blast Off

Chris is strapped inside the rocket which flies directly into space before crashing back down to Earth as Monokuma laughs menacingly.

After School Lesson

With Chris' hands strapped to the back of a chair while his legs were stuck on the chair's legs, he looks back at the crusher with his eyes open widely in fear. As he watches Monokuma wave goodbye, Chris closes his eyes in fear before immediately getting crushed to death.

In another room full of computer screens, Junko had seen the entire battle between Monokuma and Chris through the cameras and even had the whole thing recorded. She starts laughing like an insane psychopath.

Chris vs Monokuma KO

Results[]

Boomstick: Woah ho ho! That got intense at the end! Y'know, I kinda feel bad seeing Chris going through all of that pain during the Ultimate Punishment at the end.

Wiz: Honestly, this could've gone either way. Not only is Chris incredibly durable but we all knew he had no other way he could defeat Monokuma if he knew Junko was the Mastermind.

Boomstick: Too bad that was never gonna know. Sure, Chris could take on Ezekiel but Monokuma was able to surpass Sakura Ogami who is incredibly strong. Plus, the only way Chris could defeat Ezekiel was to toss him into the volcano before it erupted.

Wiz: Don't forget, Monokuma has an infinite amount of clones. There are also more than one version of a Monokuma clone yet there was no use for the Big Bang Monokuma since Monokuma himself could still beat him without it.

Boomstick: The Robo-Chris army unfortunately work exactly like the same Chris instead of a completely different one compared to the Monokuma clones. Monokuma never gives up a fight while Chris is someone who has a low amount of combat experience. Chef only needed one punch to take Chris out.

Wiz: Chris was able to survive for a great amount of time but Monokuma was faster, stronger and had better fighting experience overall.

Boomstick: I guess Chris couldn't bear with Monokuma until the end.

Wiz: The winner is Monokuma!

Monokuma Wins

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