Chief vs Sphere Robot is a What-If? Death Battle by Vrokorta. It pits Chief from TheHottest Dog's Special series against Vrokorta's OC, the Sphere Robot.
Description[]
Two robotic geniuses. One good, one evil. Who will triumph in the battle of robot minds?
Rules[]
- Both will have their armies/equipment/allies/etc.
- However, OP equipment like the Sphere Kaiju & Sphere Warship will be restricted
- Fight takes place in the same city where Freddy & co. fought Chief.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: You ever worry that your refrigerator will one day turn on you & rise up against humanity to seize control of the world?
Wiz: No but I see what you're getting at, machines are an amazing example of human intelligence & innovation, so much so that some believe machines will outdo humans & one day replace them, a future I look forward to exploring.
Boomstick: ... & people say I'M the crazy one.
Vrokorta: Anyways, in some ways, machines HAVE exceeded humanity, like Chief, leader of the shadow army.
DUMMI: AND SPHERE ROBOT, WHO PEOPLE WILL THINK IS RIPPING ME OFF BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HE PREDATES ME BY ROUGHLY 2 YEARS.
Vrokorta: Oh yeah, since Sphere Robot's competing, DUMMI will be substituting for him.
DUMMI: WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO ANALYZE THESE COMBATANT'S WEAPONS, ARMOR & SKILL TO FIND WHO WOULD WIN, A DEATH BATTLE.
Chief[]
Wiz: Some time ago, Golden Freddy found himself questioning his own existence. He felt there was more to his life than he knew.
Boomstick: So imagine how he felt once he found out his life was a lie & he was just a dumb parody of a popular indie game. Yeah Special Strike gets pretty meta, & we STILL don't fully understand it.
Vrokorta: Can't wait for that next movie, who's with me?
Wiz: When Golden discovered this, he suck to go beyond the scope of his world, attempting to take over all worlds, seemingly to establish himself as a scary & threatening villain as opposed to being a comedic idiot, at least that's what Vrok gathers.
DUMMI: AFTER MONTHS OF PLANNING AND EXPERIMENTATION, GOLDEN HAD FOUND A WAY TO ACCESS OTHER DIMENSIONS, AS WELL AS BUILD AN ARMY OF SOLDIERS TO SERVE UNDER HIM. ADOPTING THE NEW NAME OF CHIEF, HE BEGAN HIS PLAN FOR MULTIVERSAL DOMINATION.
Boomstick: Too bad for him, those comedic idiots he wanted to avoid so bad got the better of him, thwarting his plans & seemingly killing him, though it's implied that he might be making a comeback in the sequel, so I guess he's not really dead... I think.
Vrokorta: Either way, Chief has proven his capabilities, like how he invented a portal gun that functions as a laser gun in just a few months, this becoming his signature weapon.
Wiz pulls out a replica of the gun & shoots it at DUMMI, blasting a hole through his face as he falls to the floor & explodes.
Vrokorta: He also created an entire army, but more on that later, it's time to discuss his strongest weapon, the Shadow Mecha.
Boomstick: This 22 meter tall menace is estimated to weigh as much as 1,200 metric tonnes, equipped with a laser gun arm that killed the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, & fight Godzilla for TWO HOURS STRAIGHT! He controls it with a special gauntlet he made. Even when this thing dies, it unleashes an explosion worth 59 Tons of tnt!
DUMMI: AS POWERFUL AS THE SHADOW MECHA IS, CHIEF IS FAIRLY IMPRESSIVE ON HIS OWN AS WELL. HE WAS ABLE TO OVERWHELM SPRINGTRAP, WHO SURVIVED A ROOM SIZED EXPLOSION, AND FIGHT FREDDY, WHO THREW A 400 KILOGRAM BOULDER WITH A FORCE OF 5 TONNES & DODGED GUNFIRE. NOT TO MENTION HE SHOULD SCALE TO CHICA, WHO SURVIVED AN EXPLOSION THAT SET A WHOLE ROOM ON FIRE.
Wiz: An explosion like that would generate energy equivalent to 430 Megajoules, a little something like this.
Wiz presses a button on a remote, & DUMMI self destructs, setting the room on fire.
Boomstick: Agh! What the heck Wiz!?
Wiz: Oh come, it could've been worse.
Vrokorta: Uh, Boom, you didn't bring any beer in here, did you?
Everyone's eyes widen as an explosion occurs off screen, causing the camera to stop recording.
(Pause Music)
The screen comes back to show DUMMI & Vrokorta on screen in a burnt room.
Vrokorta: Okay so Boomstick went to get more beer, & Wiz is putting out the fire. Me & DUMMI will cover the rest... where were we?
DUMMI: WE FINISHED CHIEF'S FEATS & SCALING, SO IT'S TIME FOR WEAKNESSES.
Vrokorta: Oh yeah.
(Continue Music)
Vrokorta: While Chief himself doesn't have any notable weaknesses, unless you count being kicked in the crotch, the Shadow Mecha does have one important aspect to bring up. It has to be controlled by someone. Without the gauntlet, Chief can't control it, & if someone gets inside, it can be deactivated.
DUMMI: THERE'S ALSO THE MATTER OF STRATEGY. CHIEF MAY BE A TECHNICAL GENIUS, BUT HIS WAR STRATEGY SEEMS TO BE AN ALL OUT ATTACK WITH NO FURTHER TACTIC. A BIT RASH IF YOU ASK ME. BESIDES THAT THOUGH, CHIEF IS WELL PREPARED FOR BATTLE, ESPECIALLY WITH HIS ARMY.
Army[]
Vrokorta: Chief's army consists of a huge number of Shadow Freddies equipped with portal guns. Backing them up are jets, tanks, & giant flying Freddy heads. How do they fly? I dunno, add it to the list of dubious fliers.
DUMMI: CHIEF ALSO HAS HIS TWO GENERALS, SHADOW FREDDY & SHADOW BONNIE. GENERAL SHADOW FREDDY HAS FEW ATTRIBUTES THAT SET HIM APART FROM THE REGULAR SHADOWS, HE JUST HAS A BIGGER GUN AND AUTHORITY OVER THE SOLDIERS. SHADOW BONNIE ON THE OTHER HAND IS CAPABLE OF FLIGHT, AND CAN FIRE HIS LIMBS AS PROJECTILES.
Vrokorta: His army is pretty big too. From what we can see, his front lines alone consist of 36 Shadows, 6 tanks, 3 jets, & General Shadow Freddy, possibly more.
DUMMI: NOT THAT SIZE MATTERS, SEEING AS THEY COULDN'T DEAL WITH FREDDY & HIS RAGTAG GROUP OF IDIOTS DUE TO THEIR VARIETY AND UNPREDICTABILITY, ANOTHER FAULT IN CHIEF'S ARMY.
Vrokorta: Either way, having an army is only going to increase his chances of victory.
Vrok: Crap, wrong clip.
Sphere Robot[]
Boomstick: Alright I'm back, what'd I miss?
Vrokorta: We just finished Chief's analysis, we're doing Sphere Robot now.
Boomstick: Cool, what's first?
DUMMI: WELL FOR STARTERS, HE WAS MADE BY THE GOD VROKORTA HIMSELF AS AN EXTENSION OF HIMSELF TO SAFELY TRAVERSE THE HYPERVERSE.
Boomstick: Vrok, how long have you been a god?
Vrokorta: I dunno, but if you ask the other staff, they'll probably agree that I am.
DUMMI: ANYWAYS, SPHERE ROBOT'S FIRST MISSION WAS TO HELP PROTECT A CITY IN THE RANDOMENSION FROM ZAVOK & HIS ROBOT ARMY, WHICH HE SUCCEEDED IN DOING, GAINING A ROBOT T-REX ALLY IN THE PROCESS.
Wiz runs in panting.
Wiz: Agh, so much fire! Anyways, *ahem*, Sphere Robot then went on to be a hero in the hyperverse, helping just about anyone and everyone in need.
Boomstick: And he certainly had what it took to do so. Sphere Robot comes equipped with lasers, bombs, melee combat, and skill with a bunch of stuff! He can also alter his body, like stretching his limbs, turning his arms into shields, rolling up into a ball, & more. On top of that, he can scan things to gain information. He's like a jack of all trades!
DUMMI: THIS COMES AT NO SURPRISE, SPHERE ROBOT'S IQ IS ESTIMATED TO BE AS HIGH AS 3,000, OVER 10 TIMES HIGHER THAN ANY HUMAN IQ SCORE.
Vrokorta: He's a genius inventor, what other IQ would I give him? Anyways, on top of having a bunch of useful abilities, he also brings numerous weapons to the table.
Wiz: From normal weapons like a spiked flail and a shoulder cannon, to the mach speeds of the Meteor Strikers, the endless potential of the Dual Duelers, & the... extremely unconventional Snow Shovel X5...
Boomstick: Making the most of what he has, I appreciate that, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. His Anime Sword is 10 meters long, & on fire! Perfect for holding off anything with shorter range than him. His Electro Cracklers can generate, absorb, & redirect electricity indefinitely, which has all kinds of uses. His Vary Gauntlets are even more useful, being able to shoot just about any material as long as there's fuel left.
DUMMI: YOU'VE BEEN DISCUSSING HIS WEAPONS SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN COVERED HIS PRIMARY EQUIPMENT.
Boomstick: You've got a point DUMMI, I did forget something.
Boomstick pulls out the Anime Sword & slices the robot, leaving mere ashes.
Boomstick: Heheh, nice.
Vrokorta: But seriously, Sphere Robot's fuel cup is capable of making inter-dimensional portals, his Mini Spheres are good for launching sneak attacks or nasty sabotages, Reflector Oil can be used to reflect attacks (so long as they don't burn through the oil), & his Master Controller can summon in his creations, more on them later.
Wiz: Even without his inventions, Sphere Robot is surprisingly powerful, with the strength to rip off the ankle of a building-sized robot made of steel. Such a feat would require about 59 Megajoules. He's also fast enough to react to bullets, & keep up with a Robot T-Rex that can move as fast as a car.
DUMMI: IT DOESN'T END THERE, HE'S ALSO SURVIVED THE DESTRUCTION OF A GIANT TURRET, ALBEIT LEFT WORSE FOR WEAR. HE ALSO SURVIVED BEING PUNCHED INTO A UFO HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SKY. ON TOP OF THAT, HE ONCE FLIPPED AN EARTHEN FLOOR LIKE A CARPET, WHICH WOULD REQUIRE HIM TO LIFT OVER 2 TONNES.
Boomstick: Only problem is, he's not the most competent of geniuses. If you thought Eggman was bad, just look at this guy, he accidentally blew himself up, accidentally got himself blown up when trying to blow up that turret we mentioned earlier, has trouble finding things in his own workshop, & has an extreme tendency to lose his limbs in battle.
Sphere Robot: Luckily, I carry spares.
Vrokorta: Wuh?! I thought you were sitting out.
Sphere Robot: Oh please, I can't pass on the opportunity to talk about my allies & mechs now can I?
Wiz: I guess that's fair?
Squad[]
First up is the Sphere Brawler, my primary mech. It stands 10 meters tall, made of steel, & possessing vast melee skill, alongside larger versions of my own attacks.
My Steampunk Sphere was made old fashioned, equipped with piston punches, shotguns, & steam. He's smaller & weaker than the others, only 5 meters tall, but he does his best, like when he fought Mr. Electric & Megavolt... from Darkwing Duck.
Sphere Buccaneer is like Sphere Brawler, but as a pirate. Once you get him mad, he'll go kraken on you, literally.
The Sphere Mecha is the largest, strongest, heaviest, & slowest member of the Sphere Squadroon, standing 15 meters tall. He comes to battle with giant rocket fists, missiles, machine guns, & jet boosters.
The Sword Tank is a small but maneuverable tank equipped with a posable arm wielding a sword. It's capable of shooting plasma blasts, or heating up enough to slice through metal... or you could just use it as a sword.
Lastly, is my good friend Robot T-Rex. Needless to say he's stronger than I am, & very loyal. He can also eject wheels from his feet to move faster. Besides that, he's just like a real T-rex, though smaller, and smarter.
Vrokorta: I spent so much time developing the Sphere Robot that I barely did a thing for Robot T-Rex. Don't worry, I'll give him something in the future.
Wiz: Overall Sphere Robot may be small & clumsy, but he takes his work seriously, & with the army at his disposal, you certainly don't want to cross him.
Boomstick: Guess you could say he's "well rounded".
DUMMI: IF I WERE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE, I WOULD CRINGE AT YOUR SHODDY HUMOR.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set.
Vrokorta: Lemme show you what the Sphere Robot can really do!
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!!!
Death Battle[]
Sphere Robot stood at the edge of a city, backed by Sphere Brawler, Steampunk Sphere, Sphere Buccaneer, Sword Tank, & Robot T-Rex. He was facing General Shadow Freddy, who was backed by the front lines of his army. The general spoke, "Do you really expect to win against our army with your little team of robots?".
Sphere Robot replied, "Yeah that's the plan".
The general sharpened his glare, almost annoyed at the robot's naivety, "Have it your way". He raised his hand & pressed a button on a remote, ordering the entire army to attack.
FIGHT!
"Evasive maneuvers!" Sphere Robot shouted as his army dispersed. The Sphere Brawler rolled down the streets & the Sword Tank drove up a wall. Sphere Buccaneer hopped into the sea, Sphere Robot rode Robot T-Rex past some buildings to his right, & the Steampunk Sphere took to the air.
"Don't let them get away!" Shadow Freddy shouted as the army charged after them.
Sphere Brawler stopped at the end of the street & turned around to see several Shadows & tanks coming after him. The two sides readied their weapons & fired a barrage of lasers at each other, tearing apart the city block.
Sphere Buccaneer burst up from the road & started slashing through Shadows with his cutlass whilst firing at enemies with his pistol.
Steampunk Sphere flew through the sky, managing to outmaneuver several jets. He shot a couple down with his shotguns, but was knocked off course by a jet ramming into him. He recomposed himself before delivering a piston punch that sent one jet spiraling into a building. A fourth jet attempted to blast him from behind, but was blown up by a plasma blast.
The Sword Tank continued scaling the wall, shooting down jets with its plasma gun as it went. It also cut off pieces of the building to drop on ground units.
Robot T-Rex sped down the streets on his wheels while Sphere Robot threw bombs at oncoming Shadows. T-Rex skidded to a stop when he saw a tank in front of him manned by the general. The tank's barrel started to glow as Freddy pulled out his personalized gun. "You're all mine pipsqueak" Freddy said as he shot at the two robots.
However, Sphere Robot pulled out a black bottle & shouted "Reflector Oil!" before splashing the liquid through the air in front of him. The oil did its work, sending the lasers right back at its host. The general's eyes widened as he leapt out of the tank, the vehicle exploding right behind him. "You think we got him?" Sphere Robot asked his companion right before being shot off the T-Rex.
"I'd say no" the general said, gun drawn. Robot T-Rex snarled as he charged the general at full speed. Freddy took several shots at the theropod, but Robot T-Rex dodged each one before lunging at his target. Shadow Freddy grabbed at the jaws of his foe to hold him back, leaving him too distracted to react to Sphere Robot as he leapt into the air with a giant spiked flail. The general could only gasp as the flail came down & crushed his head, leading to Robot T-Rex powering through his grasp & biting his torso in half.
General Shadow Freddy
Sphere Robot pulled out his Master Controller & broadcast a message to his allies. *General Shadow Freddy has fallen, time to wipe out his division*.
The Sphere Brawler rolled up into a ball & charged down the streets straight at his adversaries. The Shadows' eyebrows rose in surprise as the Sphere Brawler simply bowled them over.
Sphere Buccaneer had been bound by several Shadows gripping his limbs. A tank aimed its barrel at his torso & blasted him, sending him flying across the street without his arms & legs. As the spherical head came to a stop, it merely chuckled, "Losing limbs is nothing fer a pirate, especially when ye got spares!". No sooner had the Sphere Buccaneer's face ripped open, revealing a monstrous, toothed beak backed by 8 tentacles that'd sprouted from the robot's back. In moments, the Kraken was upon the Shadows, ripping them apart & eating them whole before crushing the tank that'd blasted him.
Steampunk Sphere had shot down two more jets before punching another into the ground. At the same time, the Sword Tank aimed a blast at a jet's wing, sending it crashing into another jet. The skies had been cleared.
(Pause Music)
Sphere Robot & Robot T-Rex walked out to the main street where the fight had started, & the portal remained open. "Is it over?" Sphere Robot asked, "I can't imagine it's over yet". As if in response, a black humanoid bunny animatronic walked out.
Shadow Bonnie spoke, "I knew Freddy was incompetent, but I didn't think he'd lose to your ragtag group".
Sphere Robot replied, "Y'know, ragtag means 'untidy & disorganized', which is the opposite of what we are. In fact I'd go as far as to say your army is more-".
(Continue Music)
Sphere Robot was cut off by a flying punch to the face from Shadow Bonnie "Guess I'll just have to clean up Freddy's mess for him". As Shadow Bonnie flew at Sphere Robot & Robot T-Rex, the portal unloaded a slew of new soldiers, including several giant Freddy heads. Robot T-Rex lunged at Shadow Bonnie, but the black animatronic dodged his attack & kicked him aside. Sphere Robot went to broadcast a new message to his army, but Shadow Bonnie knocked the Master Controller out of his hand, "A real leader gives his orders BEFORE battle to avoid these kinds of problems".
Sphere Robot replied by pulling a cannon out of his shoulder & started shooting it at Bonnie, "But that's where your army fails, it's too static & predictable!".
Shadow Bonnie caught a cannon ball & threw it at Sphere Robot's face, "What do you know?".
Sphere Robot recomposed himself before pulling a massive flaming sword out of his mouth, "More than you apparently".
"Doubt it", Shadow Bonnie replied as he engaged the Sphere Robot in melee combat.
The Sphere Brawler, having not heard from his leader, figured he should regroup with everyone. As he walked down the streets, he noticed a line of large figures turn the corner & head straight for him, a horde of giant Freddy heads. The Brawler immediately rolled up & sped in the opposite direction to avoid his pursuers.
The Sphere Kraken tore through more of the Shadow army, but was suddenly eaten by a giant head. However, the head was quickly ripped apart from the inside out by the Kraken's tentacles. "Prey needs to be wise not to eat its predator" Kraken said as he continued to fight the army.
The Steampunk Sphere took notice of the Freddy heads heading after him, & started unloading his shotguns at them. However, for as many as he destroyed, more just took their place, & he started to get overwhelmed. The heads slammed & bit into him, creating several large dents and lacerations in his body.
The Sword Tank tried to support Steampunk Sphere with plasma blasts, but was starting to find itself overwhelmed by even more flying foes. Worse, the building it stood on was weakening, and starting to collapse.
Sphere Robot & Shadow Bonnie continued to clash, Sphere's flaming sword against Bonnie's weaponized limbs. "I'll be honest with you" Sphere Robot started, "I was expecting you to have melted by now".
Bonnie parried another strike & punched Sphere Robot in the face, "You underestimate my power".
Sphere Robot replied, "Don't try it".
Bonnie blinked in confusion for a moment before getting the reference, "Pretty sure that's my line".
"No, it's his" Sphere Robot said right before Robot T-Rex leapt through the air & took a diagonal bite out of Bonnie, tearing off his left arm & both legs. Sphere Robot seized the moment & delivered an overhead strike to Shadow Bonnie, but the black animatronic grabbed the sword with his remaining hand & shoved it into Robot T-Rex, melting part of his torso. "Ahh!" Sphere Robot screamed in horror right before Bonnie struck the middle of the sword, snapping it in two.
The black bunny reattached his missing limbs as he hovered over his vulnerable foes, "You two are more foolish than I thought, & to think you wanted to challenge the Chief's army. I'll do us all a favor & end you right here". Shadow Bonnie drew his gun, but Sphere Robot suddenly picked up Robot T-Rex & ran away. The black bunny aimed his gun at the two robots, "Where do you think you're going?". However, before he could shoot, he heard the sound of concrete cracking. He turned around just in time to see the building Sword Tank was on come crashing down on top of him, totaling both machines.
General Shadow Bonnie
Sword Tank
Sphere Robot looked back once to see if Shadow Bonnie survived, & saw no sign of him, save for a disembodied arm. "Guess we won't be dealing with him anymore" Sphere Robot said right before a large figure smashed into the ground in a heap.
(Stop Music)
It was the Steampunk Sphere, who'd been totaled by the aerial battle, water and loose coals spilling out if his body.
Steampunk Sphere
"Steampunk Sphere no!" Sphere Robot ran to his ally's side, but was interrupted as the Sphere Kraken & Sphere Brawler were pushed back to Sphere Robot's location. The team was surrounded by numerous Shadows & giant Freddy heads. "Don't worry guys" Sphere Robot said nervously, "We can get through this, I just need-". Sphere Robot was cut off by an evil laugh on the other side of the Shadow Army's portal. He heard heavy stomps as a massive, metal figure stepped through. The Shadow Mecha, piloted by none other than the Chief himself.
The Chief spoke, "You don't know what you're meddling with. Back down now, or face the consequences".
Sphere Robot replied "Yeah, um, no. That's not gonna happen".
The Shadow Mecha raised its foot to crush the robot as the Chief responded, "I'm only doing what I have to do". Sphere Robot's mind thought frantically for a solution, a new idea forming every millisecond. It took a surprisingly large number of milliseconds before Sphere Robot came to the obvious conclusion. In what seemed like no time at all, Sphere Robot stretched his arm past the wreckage of the collapsed building & grabbed the Master Controller he dropped earlier. Not even bothering to pull it back, he typed as fast as he could to call the help of one more ally.
The Shadow Mecha's foot was inches away from Sphere Robot's face when a portal opened up underneath it. A large, mechanical hand reached out of the portal & grabbed the giant's foot, halting it from crushing his creator. The rest of the body climbed out of the portal, revealing a hulking metal figure with a dome shaped head. The Sphere Mecha had arrived, & with one large heave, the Shadow Mecha was toppled over, crushing numerous Shadows in the process. The Chief recomposed himself, & stood his Mecha back up, "Just give up! You can't fight fate!".
Sphere Robot replied, "Says you!". Chief ordered the Shadow Mecha to aim its gun & roar, ordering his troops to charge.
The Shadows ran full throttle into battle, ready to run down the Sphere Squadroon with sheer force. Sphere Robot, too caught off guard to do much better, simply screamed, "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!". Luckily, Sphere Brawler took it upon himself to make a plan. He punched the base of the building to his right, weakening its foundations before grabbing it & pulling it down, crushing several Shadows & blocking their progress. "Oh" Sphere Robot said with relief, "Thank you Brawler". Sphere Brawler didn't respond, jets & Freddy heads were flying over the building to attack the squad, & Brawler focused his energy on shooting them down with deadly accuracy.
Sphere Robot could hear significant ruckus on the other side of the building, & knew that he'd need to come up with a plan quickly. "Okay, our goal is to beat the Chief. Defeat the leader, the whole army falls, that's simple. The question is, how do we deal with that entire army in the meantime?". Sphere Robot pondered as quickly as he could, but then it came to him, "We need a trap, a REALLY BIG TRAP". Sphere Robot turned to the Sphere Mecha, "How long you think you can hold these guys?". The Mecha simply narrowed his eyes & adopted a battle stance. "Thank you" Sphere Robot said as he headed off with the rest of the squad, hoping Sphere Mecha's stance meant a fairly long time.
In moments, the Shadow Mecha blasted through the building & roared at its opponent. The Sphere Mecha cocked his guns & started unloading an absolute barrage of projectiles, filling the city block with lasers, bullets, missiles, & bombs. The attack tore through the Chief's army, even destroying all of his aerial vehicles, but the Shadow Mecha walked right through it, taking minimal damage. Sphere Mecha backed up slowly as he continued shooting, trying to keep as much distance between himself & the Shadow Mecha as he could without luring them towards his allies. This didn't last long however, as the Shadow Mecha soon got close enough to lash out & grab both of the Sphere Mecha's gun arms & rip them off. It then proceeded to grab his shoulders & bite down on his head. With their opponent subdued, the Shadow Army marched forward on foot with no obstacles.
Upon turning a corner, the Shadows saw the Sphere Squadroon standing a block away. One of the Shadows spoke up, "He's standing in plain sight, this is clearly a trap".
Then Sphere Robot spoke, "I'm gonna say the N-word".
The other Shadows' eyebrows rose in surprise, "Hey he said the N-word!". The Shadows all rushed straight towards the squad, but halfway there, the rode under them broke, sending them falling into a portal hidden under the rode. The entire army was swallowed by the trap, all but the Shadow who called out the trap in the first place. "Why am I the only smart one around here?" he asked before having his head blasted off by a laser.
"Yes! That plan was a 100% succe-" Sphere Robot stopped short when he saw the Shadow Mecha,
(Stop Music)
who stood holding the body of the Sphere Mecha by the scruff. "Your trump card" Chief started, "Is no more". With that, the Shadow Mecha threw the Sphere Mecha into Sphere Robot's trap portal. The Sphere Brawler managed to grab the Sphere Mecha, & now held him as he hung out of the portal. Brawler tried to lift him out, but noticed the Shadow Mecha raise its right hand & aim it at him. He had no time to react as a purple laser shot from the Mecha's gun arm, tearing a hole through the Brawler, who proceeded to fall into the portal with his ally.
Sphere Mecha
Sphere Brawler
The portal closed as Sphere Robot fell to his knees, mourning the loss of his creations. Chief spoke, "The strong are the ones with number, but the strongest are the ones who don't fear the loss of them". The Shadow Mecha approached the remaining squad, Robot T-Rex & Sphere Kraken ready to fight till the very end. "I will admit, you put up a good effort" Chief started, "But now, it's time to end what was already finished".
Suddenly, a hatch on Sphere Robot's back popped open & fired 5 missiles at the Shadow Mecha. They did little damage, but they caught the Chief off guard, & blinded him with smoke. "T-Rex, Kraken, the legs!" Sphere Robot shouted in rage. The two remaining units did as commanded, rushing towards the Shadow Mecha & lashing out at the legs. It was tough, but both robots managed to rip & tear pieces out of the ankles, severing the Mecha from its feet. Chief noticed the Mecha falling, & tried to maintain balance by controlling the arms, but this left him vulnerable to the Sphere Robot, who doubled his limbs with the Doublimbs, equipped his enhanced limbs, & placed the Vary Gauntlets on his hands.
His enhanced legs revealed jet boosters, & Sphere Robot flew straight for the Chief, finding his exact location by X-Ray scanning through the Shadow Mecha. Right before colliding with the mech, Sphere Robot shot acid from the Vary Gauntlets, melting through the Shadow Mecha's outer shell & allowing him to grab the Chief before melting through the back of the mech. The two briefly soared over the city before landing unceremoniously on top of a tall building. The Sphere Robot stood up, as did the Chief. Sphere Robot spoke first, "Enough armies, enough squads, enough hurting my friends. It's just you & me now".
Chief replied, "Very well then". The leader of the shadows drew a portal gun in his left hand as he clenched the Shadow Gauntlet on his right. Sphere Robot placed the Dual Dueler helmet on his head & spawned a battle axe and a mace in his hands.
FINAL BATTLE
Chief immediately fired his gun at the Sphere Robot, who used his jet feet to dodge back & forth before ejecting his shoulder cannon & firing at his foe. The Chief punched through the cannonballs with his armored fist as he continued shooting at the Sphere Robot. The two traded shots for a while before Sphere Robot leapt into the air, both melee weapons primed to swing. Chief took aim of the jumping robot & fired at his arm, severing one of his extra limbs. This did little to stop the Sphere Robot, who swung both weapons down at the Chief, tearing through his body in the parts where the weapons collided.
Chief stumbled backwards in pain, but stopped himself as he neared the edge of the building. He looked forward at the Sphere Robot. He knew he couldn't get around him, so he would just go THROUGH him. Chief ran straight at the Sphere Robot, & swung his armored fist at him. The round robot blocked with his two weapons before pulling out a bomb with his remaining extra hand. Chief simply shot the bomb with his gun, blowing it up & destroying the arm that carried it. As Sphere Robot winced in pain, the Chief pushed past him, running to the center of the building before opening fire on the Sphere Robot. The round robot started running circles around the Chief, though occasionally changed direction to confuse him. He knew Chief was standing at the center of the building to avoid falling off, he just had to find a way to exploit it.
Sphere Robot plunged his axe into the building as he continued running circles. He'd almost completed the circle when Chief realized his plan & jumped to the edge of the building. The center of the roof fell through the building, leaving a circular hole in its place. "No hiding in the center, let's live on the edge" Sphere Robot said, somehow finding some humor in this situation. Chief simply narrowed his eyes & shot at the Sphere Robot, who managed to dodge back & forth as he'd done before. However, Chief had learned his pattern, & quickly fired two shots that severed his last two arms.
"You're armless & alone. Give up now & I might spare you" Chief offered.
"No!" Sphere Robot replied abrasively.
Chief continued, "In your state, you don't stand a chance, & you know it".
Sphere Robot replied, "I'd rather die here than let the multiverse know I just gave up!".
"In that case" Chief raised his gun, "consider this a favor". With that, the Chief let fly one last shot from his gun, aimed straight for the Sphere Robot's head. The bullet was just a few feet away when two blades sprouted from Sphere Robot's head, reached into his mouth, & pulled out the last of his reflector oil.
"PSYCHE!" Sphere Robot yelled as he splashed the bottle's contents in the laser's trajectory, sending it flying right back at the Chief. The laser ripped through his gun & arm, reducing them both to shreds.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Chief screamed a deep, pain-filled scream as he clutched at his bare shoulder. Sphere Robot quickly materialized a boomerang & a sawblade from his Dual Duelers before using his four legs to throw it into the hole he'd made earlier. The boomerang sent the helmet flying across the room, with the sawblade cutting through the walls of the lower floor. Then, activating his jet feet, Sphere Robot flew himself straight at the edge of the inside of the hole. With the weakened walls & Sphere Robot's impact, the section of roof Chief stood on was pushed off the building. Chief bellowed in anger, fear, desperation, frustration, pain, & panic as he fell. Story after story after story until he hit the ground with a resounding CLANG!
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His body twitched as he tried to get up, only for a bomb to land on him & blow up his remains.
K.O.!
"And may you never again harm this world" Sphere Robot said before turning away from the corpse. Sphere Robot felt pretty proud of himself. Against all odds, he & his team had defeated an army larger & stronger than them. He felt accomplished, he felt competent, he felt-
(Stop Music)
BOOM!
Sphere Robot looked in the direction of the sound & saw black clouds from an explosion. "Don't tell me" Sphere Robot said as he flew towards the wreckage. Lo & behold, the Shadow Mecha had self-destructed, destroying itself & the Sphere Robot's last two allies.
Shadow Mecha
Sphere Kraken
Robot T-Rex
"GOSH DANGIT!". As Sphere Robot flew down to salvage his friends & make repairs, the screen pans down to the Chief's remains.
???: You may have won the battle Sphere Robot-
The screen then pans to a tall, dark figure standing over the Chief.
Results[]
Boomstick: Whoa! What's with the scary face?
Vrokorta: Let's just say Special Strike Rebellion will probably introduce a lot of feats & stuff for Chief & the crew. That's besides the point though, the important part is-
Sphere Robot: I WON!
Vrokorta: Yes you did. Anyways, Chief certainly had the advantage in sheer numbers & power, & there was a good chance he could've won this fight. Chief could survive 640 Megajoules, & harm enemies that did the same. This rings true for his whole army. This was way stronger than Sphere Robot's 59 Megajoules, though keep in mind that Sphere Robot's army & equipment was stronger than himself, which would help to bridge the gap in power.
Wiz: And while Chief does have a larger army, Sphere Robot's intelligence & tactics almost nullified this advantage due to Chief having no real strategy in terms of war tactics. Using the environment, his equipment, his squad, & some critical thinking, Sphere Robot could easily outmaneuver the Chief's large, uncoordinated army & take it apart piece by piece.
Boomstick: It's the same as Freddy's army from the Special Strike, except Sphere Robot makes up for his small army with intelligence instead of unpredictable comedy & craziness.
DUMMI: AND LET'S NOT FORGET THEIR ARSENALS. BESIDES SOME JETS, TANKS, AND GIANT HEADS, CHIEF'S ONLY REAL WEAPONS WERE PORTAL GUNS AND LASERS. SPHERE ROBOT CAME EQUIPPED WITH CANNONS, GUNS, LASERS, BOMBS, FLAMING SWORDS, MINIATURE CLONES, STEAM, ACID, RUBBER, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE. CHIEF SIMPLY HAD NO WAY TO COUNTER SUCH A MASSIVE ARSENAL.
Boomstick: Now you might be wondering, "What about speed!? Chief was practically Mach 1! How did Sphere Robot deal with that?". The answer, electricity dodging.
Vrokorta: Yeah, remember when I said Steampunk Sphere could dodge electricity? That stuff has a top speed of Mach 12, roughly 12 times faster than the Chief. Furthermore, there's no confirmation that the Shadow Mecha scales to Chief's speed, as he never interacts with anyone who has those feats. Even if he did, the majority of Sphere Robot's squad was roughly the same speed as Steampunk Sphere, so they still hold an overall advantage. Heck, if we assumed the slowest member of Sphere Robot's group was 10 times slower than Steampunk Sphere, they'd still be faster (Mach 1.2>Mach 0.98).
DUMMI: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHADOW MECHA'S SELF-DESTRUCT? SURELY AN EXPLOSION WORTH 59 TONS OF TNT WOULD'VE DONE THE SPHERE ROBOT AND HIS SQUAD IN.
Wiz: It very likely would've, if it ever hit them. Y'see, the only reason the Shadow Mecha exploded was because a powerful attack struck a certain part of its body. While it was certainly possible for Sphere Robot to make the mistake of hitting this part, there was also a chance that he'd miss entirely, maybe even subduing the mech through hacking. Plus, if he destroyed the mech from far away enough, the explosion would miss him entirely since it only has so much range. On top of that, an explosion's speed is generally lower than Mach 12, meaning that there was a good chance Sphere Robot & co. could outrun the explosion. If that wasn't enough, we actually see that the Shadow Mecha's explosion didn't kill everyone it hit, even though they're much weaker than it, & should've died to an explosion that strong. Another sciency thing about explosions, their energy spreads out a lot, & the further away you are from the epicenter, the less energy you're surviving, so it's actually feasible for characters like Foxy & Toy Freddy to have just barely survived an explosion many times higher than their peak durability. Case in point, even if Sphere Robot was hit by the explosion, there was a chance he'd survive.
Boomstick: It was almost a close match, but our winner didn't "sphere" his enemy, & managed to seize his "golden" opportunity.
Vrokorta: The winner is-
Sphere Robot: ME!
Adv/Dis[]
Chief[]
+Strength
+Larger army
-Lack of strategy
Sphere Robot[]
+Speed
+Versatility
+Intelligence
+Experience
-Incompetence
Credits[]
HighVoltage3606: Gave me a reason to write this fight far sooner than planned.
My brother: His knowledge on all things TheHottest Dog helped me perfect Chief's dialogue (also he knew Shadow Mecha had a gun arm, I completely overlooked that).
Trivia[]
- All of Chief's army was given a notable quote from their appearances in TheHottest Dog's videos.
- Shadow Freddy: "Have it your way."
- Shadow Bonnie: "Doubt it."
- Shadows: "Hey he said the N-word!"
- Chief: "... & you know it."
- Sphere Robot was originally going to use lava to melt through the Shadow Mecha. This was changed to acid when Vrokorta realized steel has a minimum melting point of 2500 degrees Fahrenheit, 300 degrees hotter than lava's highest heat.
Description[]
A battle one year in the making. A rematch between genius robots. Who will win, the multiverse's hero, or the multiverse's enemy?
Rules[]
- Both sides will have their armies as before, with any necessary additions (ex. QXR).
- Both sides will have all their equipment, with the exception of Ultimate Prize & the Sphere Warship.
- Fight takes place in the same city, after the Shadow Mecha's explosion.
Interlude[]
Vrokorta: It's been like a year.
Sphere: Over a year.
Vrokorta: Yeah yeah, whatever, but the time is finally here. The moment you've all been waiting for.
Da, dadada, dada dadadadadadadadaaaaaa-
Sphere: Okay, we're not doing that. It's the long awaited rematch between Chief from TheHottest Dog's Specials series &... well me.
Vrokorta: And to keep things fair, Sphere Robot will NOT be analyzing the Chief.
Sphere: Wait what?
Vrokorta: Go on, out ya go.
Sphere: No wait come on, I'll be good, don't make me leave.
Vrokorta: No buts about it, Wiz & Boomstick will handle this. Come on, let's go.
Sphere: Oh come on. Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?
Chief[]
Boomstick: Huh, didn't expect to be back here after Vrok abandoned us.
Wiz: Even so, it's time to get to work here.
Boomstick: Yeah. So for anyone who hasn't seen the first fight, or needs a refresher, here's a quick rundown on the Chief. Originally, he was Golden Freddy, & he lived in a world full of obnoxious memes & idiots. He felt no purpose in life, like something was always missing. Then one day, he found a laptop with FNaF 1 on it, & he realized he & his friends were supposed to be scary, but for some reason they were all dank weirdos. From there, he took matters into his own hands, to change the world for the better & set things right.
Wiz: However, unlike the original battle, we now know just who was responsible for motivating Chief to do all this. The glitchy rabbit Glitchtrap had plans of his own, & suck to use Chief as a catalyst for his own gain. He put the laptop there, & spun Chief around his finger, putting the plot of the entire Specials series into motion.
Boomstick: But we're talking about Chief, not Glitchtrap. Chief proceeded with some pretty complex plans, until he realized plotting in the pizzeria made him vulnerable to being found out by his friends. So he laid a distraction, disguised himself, & stole Springtrap before leaving his home to proceed his plans.
Wiz: We've talked about Chief's intelligence in the past, but it turns out Springtrap's a bit of wiz too, & helped Chief to make great strides in his plan. However, he only stuck around in hopes of turning Chief around, but his friend was too far gone to save.
Boomstick: Funny how he only realized that after creating an army of Shadow Troops equipped with inter-dimensional portal guns, watched his friend replace his entire exoskeleton, & witnessing the creation of a kaiju-sized robot.
Wiz: Despite the efforts of his friends, Chief was able to complete his army & create the Shadow Gauntlet, a weapon powered by the strange gem Glitchtrap gave him. With everything prepared, he started to invade other worlds, but when he discovered his friends rising up against him, he prepared for outright war in the city.
Boomstick: After a grueling battle, & an epic kaiju fight, Chief met his end. His best friend, Freddy Fazbear, sabotaged the Shadow Mecha, & Godzilla, I repeat, GODZILLA dealt the final blow, creating an explosion that leveled the block & killed almost everyone.
Wiz: That's where Chief's story ended, or at least, WAS where it ended.
Boomstick: Thanks to his own genius planning, Chief creating a failsafe in case his mission failed. RXQ, one of the generals he built, was programmed to resurrect after death in a stronger form known as QXR, which would rebuild the Shadow Army & bring back the Chief.
Wiz: And that's exactly what he did, having scoured the city to find the broken pieces of the Shadow Gauntlet so Chief could once again harness the powers of the gem, bringing himself back to life in a form more powerful than ever. Now in a state of blind rage, Chief aimed to complete his mission, but was ultimately foiled by not only his friends, but Glitchtrap as well.
Boomstick: The glitchy rabbit killed him to take his power, then resurrected him again just to mind control him.
Wiz: Technically Glitchtrap was defeated, but he seems to still have some form of control over the Chief. The exact details of this are currently unknown, so we'll have to wait for TheHottest Dog to finish The Specials Quest for any final info. Heedless, Chief was banished from his own dimension, left to wander the multiverse alone in hopes of one day making it back.
Boomstick: But here we're using the Chief in his prime, army & Gauntlet all.
Wiz: Chief's most notable attribute is his intelligence. In just a few months, he was able to create a gun that spawns portals between dimensions. After that, he was able to construct an entire army of soldiers, including tanks, jets, a soldier that can create his own portal guns, & a soldier that can repair his body after death. That's not to mention how he made a Gauntlet that harnesses the power of a gem he knows nothing about, then used that power to energize a massive weaponized robot he likely designed himself.
Popup: Springtrap knew nothing about the Shadow Mecha until Chief showed him the blueprints, & he left immediately after, so he couldn't have helped with designing it.
Boomstick: But none of that's important cause Chief's real strength lies in the Shadow Gauntlet & the power it grants him by turning him into Berserk Chief.
Wiz: With the full power of the Gauntlet achieved, Chief gains the power of flight, fire manipulation, darkness manipulation, & weather manipulation, allowing him to induce lightning bolts. If that wasn't enough, he also has telekinesis, the power to create dimensional portals at will, & the power to grow spikes out of the ground to impale enemies.
Boomstick: Don't forget his raw power! This guy can topple buildings, behead enemies with a flick of his finger, tank a building collapsing on his head, fight gods, & maintain a city-wide storm!
Wiz: Assuming a surface area of 3000km^2 for the city, & a height of 11km for the storm, we estimate Chief to have generated as much as 68 Megatons of TNT!
Boomstick: OH COME ON! It was just one away! Tell Vrok to buff the calc a bit!
Vrokorta: Bruh that's as buffed as it gets.
Wiz: As before, Chief scales to Freddy, who dodged shots from Chief's portal gun, which puts him just under Mach 1. However, his lightning grants him an attack speed over Mach 1400.
Boomstick: So Chief is incredibly strong, far more so than the first fight, but he still has an army to back him up.
Shadow Army[]
Wiz: First off are the Shadow Troops, each one wielding a portal gun for offensive purposes. They're strong enough to kick down doors, & regularly blow up their foes. However, they tend to be quite dense, accident prone, & don't always get along.
Boomstick: There's also the tanks & jets, which should speak for themselves really. Not to mention the giant Shadow heads... don't really understand the need for those, but I'll take it.
Wiz: General Shadow Freddy is the commander of the Shadow Troops, & wields an enhanced portal gun. Unlike the rest of his army, he actually cares about his troops, for better or for worse.
Boomstick: The there's the newest comer, QXR, the thiccest of bois. In all seriousness, he has all the same body control as his previous RXQ form, being able to move his arms, legs, & head independently of each other, to the point where the animator had to change the film's narrative cause you can't grab him by the throat. On top of that, he has sharpened teeth & claws that he puts to good use... heedless of looking like a beaver. Did I mention he's dummy thicc? This guy's huge now, & yet Berserk Chief is bigger still!
Wiz: QXR may be the "newest" member of the army, but he wasn't the biggest change. That goes to the Shadow Mecha, & when we say big, we mean BIG.
Shadow Mecha[]
Boomstick: Make way boys & girls, the Shadow Mecha had himself a growth spurt. Originally, Vrok calculated the Mecha's height at 22 meters. Thanks to Special Strike Rebellion, it's now been confirmed/retconned that the Shadow Mecha stands at 113 meters tall! At this size, the Mecha weighs 157 thousand tonnes, walks at a casual 88m/s, & generates over 140 Tons of TNT just by walking!
Wiz: That's on top of his 59 Ton death explosion, his capability to fight monsters his size (namely Godzilla), his arm cannon & nigh-impenetrable chest armor, & the fact that he has the same power source as Berserk Chief. Heck, he even overpowered the Mighty Jimmy, a god who could fight toe-to-toe with Berserk Chief, so he's certainly comparable to his master, even if he technically lost to Godzilla.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Even with all the new additions & feats Chief received from the new movie, he still has one fatal flaw. If his Gauntlet is lost, damaged, or has its power taken, Chief will lose access to his Berserk Chief form. Luckily, the Shadow Mecha will continue to function without the Gauntlet.
Wiz: Chief may be strong, but is he strong enough to take the win this time around?
Sphere Robot[]
Vrokorta: When a city was under siege by an invincible alien, the world needed a hero.
Sphere Robot: So you made me.
Vrokorta: Indeed I did.
Sphere Robot: After defeating the alien Razit, & befriending the Robot T-Rex he built to kill me, Vrokorta gifted me with my most special pieces of equipment. First was my oil can, which can create portals between dimensions... or just drop oil. Second was my Key of Sealing, which can create forcefields, paralyze foes, & dismantle things, including the ground.
Popup: Originally the Oil Can was a Fuel Cup styled after a fast food cup. It was changed for the sake of aesthetic consistency & actually making sense.
Vrokorta: But even without those things, you have the skills to pay the bills. You've got laser eyes, stretchy limbs, body morphing, info-scanning, bombs, & all kinds of combat prowess. I guess it helps that you have 3,000 IQ.
Sphere Robot: That knowledge isn't just for combat, it's for building too. Like the Laser Sword, a massive super-heated blade made for long-distance melee combat. The Limb Boosters, which boost my strength & let me fly. The Meteor Strikers, which give me the speed & strength of a meteor. The Electro Cracklers, which can generate, absorb, & fire electricity. The Dual Duelers, which can materialize any weapon I think. The Vary Gauntlets, which can fire just about any material as a projectile. There's also my spare limbs, which serve as a backup in case I lose some body parts.
Popup: The Anime Sword was replaced with a Laser Sword for consistency with the largely sci-fi theme of the Sphere Robot series. However, the Anime Sword still exists in canon.
Vrokorta: But you're more than brains, you've got some brawn too. You're strong enough to rip a steel ankle off of a 60m tall robot, which'd require 776 Megajoules. You also survived being smashed through a building, a feat worth 1.77 Tons of TNT. If that wasn't enough, you kept up with Razit, who can jump interplanetary distances. Lowballing distance at 40 million miles, & time at 1 hour, that'd mean Razit was moving at 5% the speed of light. This is consistent with several laser dodging feats you have against Razit's creations, as well as other light-based attacks in your series.
Sphere Robot: I'm definitely a bit stronger than I used to be, but my true strength lies in my allies.
Sphere Squadroon[]
Vrokorta: First up is Robot T-Rex, technically the first member of the Squad. He's much stronger than Sphere Robot, can fire powerful lasers & energy blasts, & is strong enough to dislodge & throw chunks of earth.
Sphere Robot: Next is the Sword Tank (not pictured), one of the first members I built. He wields a giant sword that can be super-heated & fire plasma. He's also all-terrain, letting him scale walls.
Vrokorta: Next is the Sphere Brawler (not pictured), another of the first members Sphere Robot built. He's essentially a larger & stronger version of Sphere Robot. As one of the oldest members, he looks out for the others like an older brother.
Sphere Robot: Next is Cyrna. She's like an adopted daughter, there's a bit of a story there. The important part now is that she has a high level of adaptation, which has given her a handful of abilities. She can morph parts of her body into other plants, most notably covering her body in wood to increase her strength & durability.
Vrokorta: After that is the Steampunk Sphere (not pictured), one of the weaker members of the team. Even so, he makes up for it with speed, dedication, & flight via steam jetpacks.
Sphere Robot: Then we have the Sphere Buccaneer (not pictured), he's like a giant pirate version of me. He wields a cutlass & flintlock, & when sufficiently damaged, he transforms into a kraken.
Vrokorta: Then there's the Sphere Mecha, one of the strongest members of the Squad. At 15m tall & weighing 367 tonnes, he's actually the slowest member of the team. He makes up for it with a wide arsenal of lasers, missiles, machine guns, rocket fists, & jet feet.
Sphere Robot: And I can control & communicate with all of them through the Master Controller... or at least the one's I built. Yet all of that is just the tip of the iceberg compared to one of my greatest creations.
Sphere Kaiju[]
Vrokorta: The Sphere Kaiju, a 100m tall, 200 thousand tonne monster! Like the Sphere Brawler, he's basically just a super-sized Sphere Robot, but with a few additions. He has bladed arms, bladed feet, an axe tail, & a mouth full of sharp teeth. Unlike Sphere Robot, he has an animalistic demeanor, so while he's not a strategist, he's still an absolute savage in combat.
Sphere Robot: The Sphere Kaiju is strong enough to wreck cities, destroy mountains, throw storms, & tow an island. Assuming this island weighs 113 billion tonnes (based on another calc I made), & using Sphere Kaiju's estimated walking speed of 78m/s, we get a kinetic energy equivalent to 83 Megatons of TNT!
Conclusion[]
Vrokorta: Even with all of these additions, Sphere Robot still has his limits.
Sphere Robot: Yeah, like the limited ammo on my Vary Gauntlets, or how the Dual Duelers stop working if you damage the headpiece. There's also the fact that my strength relies on equipment & allies that aren't always gonna be there to defend me.
Vrokorta: But this isn't the first time the odds have been against you. If the enemy wants to win, they'll have to surpass the planning of a genius.
Intermission[]
Vrokorta: Alright, the combatants are set. We've waited long enough for this.
Sphere Robot: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
City Wreckage
Sphere Robot had gathered up the broken remains of his allies & brought them back to his workshop for repairs. All that remained in the city were the shattered remains of the Shadow Army. RXQ's body lay crushed under a building, the only thing visible being his arm sticking out of the side. Though muffled by the building, one could hear a voice coming from the remains.
"Connection to lower torso failed. Connection to upper limbs failed". There was a sound like whirring machinery for a moment, then quickly stopped. "Reboot failed. Unable to retrieve RXQ structure status... Initiating reform protocol".
A shockwave emanated from RXQ's torso, blasting away the parts of the building concealing him. His torso rose into the air, sending out numerous flashes of light. His legs floated into the air & reconnected to their sockets. His arms rose up & locked back into his shoulders. As his head & ears rose up to his neck, his body could be seen briefly morphing, changing from black to purple & growing more bulky. His teeth sharpened, his nails extended into claws, & he grew a head taller. When his head had finally reattached, his transformation was completed. RXQ was now-
QXR
The large rabbit began his search. He scoured the entire city until he found him. The Chief, whose body lay battered in a small crater after falling off a building. QXR dragged his boss out of the hole & inspected his body. His chest was busted open, his legs were mangled, the eye of his endoskeleton was exposed, & the one arm he had left looked about ready to fall off. None of that mattered, QXR was only worried about the Shadow Gauntlet, which was missing several fingers. He needed only to repair the Gauntlet, & it would take care of everything else.
Fortunately for QXR, the pieces hadn't strayed far from their owner, & the rabbit had found all the pieces in a matter of minutes. Repairing the Gauntlet was as simple as reattaching each piece like a puzzle. In moments, QXR had finished repairing the last finger on the Gauntlet, & upon doing so, Chief's body awoke. His eye turned on, & his body started to move. He turned his head & raised his hand, staring at the repaired Shadow Gauntlet in disbelief. And then, energy burst forth, creating a small explosion.
Sphere Robot's Workshop
"And that oughta do it" Sphere Robot said as he finished repairs on the Sword Tank, "Now everyone is fixed". He looked out across the squad, appreciating his handiwork & seeing everyone in working condition. "Good thing I got that done, I'd hate to have to go on a mission knowing you guys were out of commission".
"I still can't believe those guys beat the entire squad" Cyrna said, a bit shaken after Sphere Robot had told her how his fight with the Chief had went, "Everyone but you".
Sphere Robot shrugged, "Technically I just gave orders & took out their leaders, the Squad did the real heavy-lifting. Isn't that right guys?". The squad nodded & gave thumbs up, "If it wasn't for them, I NEVER would've beaten those guys".
Suddenly, as if in response to Sphere Robot's words, a purple vortex appeared in his workshop. "Bold of you to assume that you'd beaten us" a deep voice rang out before a large figure stepped through the portal.
Sphere Robot grabbed Cyrna & pulled her away as QXR eyed his prey. "You're not the same guy we dropped a building on, who are you?" the round robot asked.
"Oh I'm the same guy alright, just BETTER" the rabbit said menacingly before firing his clawed hand towards Sphere Robot. The hit didn't meet its mark, as Robot T-Rex swatted the claw out of the air. QXR's hand returned to him as Robot T-Rex gave an intimidating roar.
"Give it up man, we beat you AND your army, you can't take us on alone!" Sphere Robot said defiantly.
"Did you forget the part where I said you didn't beat all of us!?" QXR yelled, his pupils quivering with bloodlust.
No sooner than he'd said that did a second figure step out of the portal. Sphere Robot could only gasp as he witnessed a 7 foot tall robotic bear wearing a purple hat & a black gauntlet emerge through space. QXR could only smile as Berserk Chief instilled fear in all those around him just by being present.
"The Chief is more powerful than ever, you can't hope to beat him now" QXR said confidently. The purple rabbit turned to his master, "Show them".
The Chief simply raised his hand, & snapped his fingers. Just like that, a dimensional rift appeared at the feet of all Sphere Robot's allies, warping them through space to another location.
City Wreckage
Sphere Robot hit the pavement, & his friends followed soon after. Chief & QXR stepped through their own portal, appearing in front of Sphere Robot & co. Everything around them was tinged violet by the purple clouds hovering in the sky above the city. Sphere Robot pulled himself to his feet before speaking, "There's still only two of you, we can still-".
Chief rose his Gauntlet into the air, & dark energy started to swirl around him. The sky was soon filled with various metal pieces, each one being set & pieced together around the Chief & QXR. Before the eyes of Sphere Robot & his allies, the Shadow Army was resurrected, all of its soldiers, generals, & weapons brought to full working order. If that wasn't enough, a massive hand peeked around the side of a building, followed by a massive head. It was the Shadow Mecha, appearing far larger than Sphere Robot had remembered. "You were saying?" QXR said in a mocking tone.
Sphere Robot sighed. "I guess I'd better step things up a bit then" he said as he pulled out his Master Controller. The device was quickly snatched from his hands by QXR's claws before being smashed to pieces.
"Not this time!" QXR yelled before turning towards the Shadow Mecha, "Destroy him!".
The Mecha obeyed, raising its gun arm & firing at the squad. Sphere Robot could only stare in shock, his plans having unfolded in an instant. The robot closed his eyes & covered his face right before the blast made impact.
(Stop Music)
BOOM!
... Sphere Robot found it odd that he didn't feel anything. He opened his eyes to find his view obscured by shadow. Whatever was blocking the light soon parted, revealing itself to be-
The Sphere Kaiju
"Woah!" Cyrna exclaimed, "You summoned the Sphere Kajiu before that guy smashed your remote! How'd you do it?".
"... I didn't" the round robot stammered.
The kaiju roared at his opponents as a sign of intimidation. Berserk Chief & the Shadow Mecha responded with roars of their own before approaching the kaiju.
"Alright, so you have a mecha too" QXR said in an exasperated tone, "We're still going to kill you!".
Sphere Robot shook off his disbelief before drawing his laser sword, "Well let's just see how that goes, shall we?".
FIGHT!
Sphere Robot made the first move, lunging at QXR & slashing with his sword. The rabbit simply split himself in half, the sword passing between his torso & legs. QXR launched his arm at Sphere Robot, smashing him into the ground. Cyrna shifted her arms into vines & whipped the rabbit in the face twice. Before she could deal a 3rd blow, QXR bit down on the vine-like appendage, tearing it in half. As Cyrna cried out, QXR kicked her away.
Sphere Robot went for another swing aimed at the rabbit's arm, but the blade passed between his upper & lower arm. QXR stomped down on the round robot in an attempt to crush him. However, he was blasted backwards by an explosive projectile fired from Robot T-Rex.
The rabbit recovered before staring down his foes. "Not bad, but you forget what you're up against" he said as he gestured to the army standing behind him. The Shadow troops immediately opened fire on the Sphere Squadroon, but Sphere Robot positioned himself between both squads & raised his arm barriers to defend against the portal guns.
"Fire over my shield!" Sphere Robot shouted to his team before pulling out a bomb & throwing it over his barrier. Getting the idea, the rest of his team fired arcing projectiles over Sphere Robot to rain down on the Shadow troops, tearing through their forces.
In retaliation, a giant Shadow head flew forward & bit down on Sphere Robot's shield before tossing him aside. The Sphere Mecha flattened the giant head with one punch, but Sphere Robot's absence left the Squad open to the Shadow tank's cannons.
The Mecha took the brunt of the attacks, using his bulk to defend his team. However, Sphere Brawler refused to let his brother be abused like this. He rolled between the Mecha's legs & straight into the troops, immediately bashing his way through the army & smashing apart the tanks. QXR delivered a slash to the Brawler's face, tearing three gashes through the front of his body. The Brawler retaliated with a backhand, sending the rabbit's pieces flying into a building.
He'd destroyed nearly all of the tanks before starting to get overwhelmed, the Shadow troops ceaselessly firing at his body, the shots even getting into his wounds & damaging his insides. Before the Brawler could be done in, the Steampunk Sphere ran in, picked him up, & ran back to the Squad with him. The troops continued to fire, but the Sphere Mecha & Robot T-Rex held them back with their energy blasts. No matter how many troops they managed to destroy, more just seemed to take their place.
"We need to regroup!" the Sphere Buccaneer said before stretching his arm to grab Sphere Robot & leading his team away from the army. To keep the troops from following, Robot T-Rex blasted the ground, knocking up a cloud of debris & even melting some of the road into lava. The Squadroon escaped the enemies' gaze before the cloud had cleared.
"They got away" General Shadow Freddy said in an unimpressed tone.
"Forget about them" QXR said, pulling himself out of the wall, "Once the Chief is done with that giant robot, he'll crush their squad like the pests they are".
Sphere Kaiju grappled with the Shadow Mecha, their fingers interlocked as they struggled to overcome each other. Berserk Chief flew up nearby & threw a ball of darkness at the Kaiju, staggering him just long enough for the Shadow Mecha to throw him aside. Sphere Kaiju crashed through several buildings before he managed to pull himself back up. The Kaiju roared in anger, & the Mecha returned it in kind before firing lasers from its eyes. Sphere Kaiju countered with his own eye beams, briefly clashing with the Mecha before overpowering it, blasting the Mecha's face.
As the Shadow Mecha recoiled, the Chief flew in & started striking the Kaiju with lightning. Sphere Kaiju swatted at the Chief like he was a fly, but the berserk bear managed to weave between his blows. Chief used telekinesis to start throwing various debris at the Kaiju, distracting him long enough for the Shadow Mecha to regain his composure & start shooting the Kaiju with his arm cannon.
The Sphere Squadroon sat tucked away behind some buildings, just out of sight from the wandering Shadow troops. "I'm glad those bears are so slow" Sphere Robot said as he tried to repair the Sphere Brawler, "but if one of the generals find us, we could be toast!". A loud crash was heard as the Sphere Kaiju hit the ground in the distance, "And if we lose the Sphere Kaiju, we're as good as doomed".
"There's gotta be something we can do" Cyrna said desperately, "Can't you come up with some kind of strategy?".
"I'm thinking I'm thinking" the round robot said as he finished with Sphere Brawler. It wasn't a complete fix, but it would help him last a bit longer. "The purple bear guys are slow, maybe we can lure them into a trap like last time" Sphere Robot pondered. "I got it!" he exclaimed quietly.
(Stop Music)
The Shadow troops are seen searching the surrounding blocks for the Sphere Squadroon. "Why are we working so hard to find these guys" one of the troops spoke up, "I thought QXR didn't care what happened to them".
"It's not about what happens to them" another troop spoke up, "We are at war. So long as there's an enemy on the field, we are at risk".
"Sure, but we haven't found any trace of them. If we're going to waste all this time out here then at least let it not be bor-".
Suddenly a brown blur darted through the sky & shot down a jet.
"You were saying?" the serious troop said before both gave chase.
The Steampunk Sphere flew through the sky with the Sword Tank clinging to his back, both shooting down jets as they flew towards the location where the Shadow Mecha originally exploded. Upon reaching their destination, the two hovered in place as they shot at all incoming enemies. However, the Shadow Army continued to pour in, slowly overwhelming the duo.
Before any major damage could be done, one of the troops spoke up, "Wait, where are the others?". In that moment, the Army found that every exit was blocked by one or more members of the Sphere Squadroon. "We're trapped!" he yelled before being blasted to pieces by a laser. The entire Squad opened fire on the Army, quickly breaking down their forces. Any troops that tried to hide had their cover blown up, & any jets that flew in were quickly shot down.
By the end of it, no troops were left standing, & a pile of purple soldiers & weapons were left to litter the battlefield. "Nice! That takes care of MOST of the army" Sphere Robot said before hearing a loud roar. He turned to see the Sphere Kaiju get tossed through the air & crash through several buildings. The damaged robot got back to his feet & roared in anger before decking the Shadow Mecha in the face. "Dang it, we need to help the Kaiju!".
"Not so fast!" a deep voice rang out. The Squad turned to see QXR backed by the remains of the Shadow Army, "I don't care if it's the last thing I do, I'm not gonna let you stop the Chief!". The Army opened fire on the Squad, with QXR charging in with his claws bared. The Sphere Swashbuckler & Sword Tank moved in to block the attacks with their swords while Robot T-Rex engaged QXR.
"Sphere Robot, you gotta help the Sphere Kaiju!" Cyrna said, "We can handle these guys!".
"Are you sure?" Sphere Robot asked. As if in response, the Sphere Mecha grabbed his creator in one hand, & pitched him across the city towards the kaiju fight. Sphere Robot crashed on top of a building a few hundred meters away from the fight. He pulled himself to his feet, & realized just what he was up against.
"Oh geez, what am I even gonna do?" he said to himself. "It's not like I can help him fight, those guys are out of my league, & there's certainly no time to build ANOTHER kaiju. If I could just distract one of them then Sphere Kaiju could-". And then it dawned on him, "Of course, another distraction! That's all I need! And I know just the sucker to distract".
Sphere Robot morphed his hand into a megaphone & shouted into it, "Hey Chief!". Berserk Chief halted his attack on the Sphere Kaiju & turned to face Sphere Robot. "Lookie here! It's me! The guy that killed you!" Sphere Robot performed a taunting dance to get the Chief's attention. The bear seemed to growl before bolting towards the sphere at Mach 1. "Oh scrap!" Sphere Robot mumbled before opening a portal with his Oil Can & hopping through, the Chief following suit.
Hero (LSoSH) vs Shovel Knight (Vrokorta)[]
(Fighting with All of Our Might)
Sphere Robot landed on a stone floor & immediately ducked. The Chief sailed over his head before crashing into Shovel Knight, sending him flying into a wall. The bear stopped himself before looking to find Sphere Robot. Instead, he saw a large reptillian creature wearing a helmet & wielding a sword. "Well, thanks for the help" the lizard said before raising his sword, "Now you get to die too".
Before the lizard could strike, Chief raised his arm, grabbing the blade before it could hit him. The bear shattered the blade with one hand before hitting the lizard with an uppercut, shattering his helmet & sending him sprawling across the room. At this time, Hero emerged from the wall, & saw the chaos. Laying eyes on the Chief, he growled in anger. He knew evil when he saw it.
Hero unleashed a barrage of rockets at the Chief, hitting him with several explosions. The bear staggered, but then turned to the small dragon. He raised his hand, ready to deliver the next strike, but was struck in the head instead.
"You would dare strike a warrior with their back turned!?" Shovel Knight yelled angrily, "HAVE YOU NO DIGNITY!?". The knight began to swing at the Chief with ferocity, gradually pushing him back. Hero quickly joined in, jumping from the wall & slashing Chief in the back.
Both heroes slashed at the villain from both sides as Sphere Robot simply watched. "Well this works for me" the robot said to himself, "I guess I'll just-". He was cut off by an explosion that sent Hero & Shovel Knight crashing into a wall. Chief stood in the midst of the debris, unharmed, & ready to strike his primary foe once more. "Ho'okay" Sphere Robot said as he pulled out his oil can, "Now it's REALLY time to go". The robot drew a portal & hopped through just as Chief reached him.
(Stop Music)
Alastor VS RED Vagineer (Flowerguy1)[]
Chief tackled Sphere Robot to the ground & prepared to blast him to pieces, only to be tapped on the shoulder from behind. He turned around to see a tall man dressed in red. "Now now, that's no way to treat a guest" Alastor said with a disconcerting smile. Chief replied by blasting the demon with a handful of energy. Alastor was nowhere to be seen. Chief turned back towards Sphere Robot, only to be thwacked in the head, sending him stumbling off of his foe. "That's no way to treat a host either" Alastor said, having avoided the previous strike. "Besides, you should really be more worried about them" the radio demon said as he pointed behind the bear.
(Cyber Sleuth - Confront the Enemy)
Chief turned around to see an army of weird looking Engineers charging towards him. "Hoh no!" Sphere Robot yelled before stretching his arm to the top of a building a pulling his body to the roof. Chief roared before flying after him, the Vagineers following on foot.
"Well this ought to be amusing" Alastor said as he simply watched the chaos ensue.
Chief raised his claw to smash Sphere Robot, but the metal sphere dodged out of the way, leaving the bear to smash a hole through the roof. Chief growled before pulling his claw out of the building & throwing a blast of energy at the sphere. Again, Sphere Robot dodged the attack, the blast toppling a building in the distance. Chief continued to strike at the round robot, finding his opponent much harder to hit than expected. All the while, the RED Vagineers were tearing the building apart at its foundation, gradually wearing down its stability.
Chief, lost in a violent fury, paid no heed to the weakening building. Sphere Robot on the other hand, was planning how he could use it to his advantage. Taking a risk, he dove straight towards the Chief's feet. The bear reared back a claw & struck down, but the sphere darted right past him, leaving the Chief to bury his claw in the roof again. Before he could free himself, Sphere Robot equipped the Vary Gauntlets & fired a projectile at the Chief's hand. It was an odd mixture of tar & super glue, & it held fast. Sphere Robot equipped his Limb Boosters & used them to fly off the building just as it collapsed, leaving Chief to fall & get buried under rubble. Sphere Robot flew into the distance & hid behind a building, watching to see what Chief did next.
The rubble exploded as the Chief emerged, once again unharmed. However, the Vagineers now had him surrounded, & immediately swarmed him. Chief retaliated, clawing, slashing, & blasting the Vagineers to pieces. However, as he reduced his enemies to bloody splatters, their broken pieces grew back into more Vagineers. The crazed cannibals dogpiled the bear & prepared to feast. At least, they'd planned to, until they lost track of the Chief, the bear having somehow escaped their dogpile. The Vagineers looked around, trying to find their prey, until one of them pointed to the sky. The Vagineers looked up to see the Chief... carrying a massive fireball. The bear tossed the ball down, creating an explosion of heat that burned the Vagineers to nothing... well I guess they'd technically be ashes.
Sphere Robot turned away from the Chief. "Okay, time to retreat" he said quietly before pulling out his Oil Can.
"Well that's not very sportsmanlike of you!" a voice blared out next to Sphere Robot, almost causing him to fumble the can.
"Shut up!" Sphere Robot grunted, right before Chief smashed through his hiding place. "Dang your radio voice!" the robot shouted before portaling away just before Chief could swipe off his head.
Before he could pursue, the bear found himself pushed back by Alastor. "You know you could do without abusing someone weaker than you" the radio demon said in a menacing tone as his body seemed to morph into a more grotesque form, "Wouldn't you agree?".
The Chief's response was to grab the demon's staff & snap it in two before punching Alastor into a building. The bear proceeded through his enemy's portal.
(Stop Music)
Sonic OC Battle Royale (Thelaserman20)[]
All six Sonic OCs prepared to strike at each other, only for Sphere Robot to fall down right in the middle of them. "Ah, there you are" Genesis said, "I was wondering when you'd show up". The superior Metal Sonic grabbed the round robot & pulled him off the ground just in time to avoid Berserk Chief crashing into the ground, forming a substantial crater. The bear looked up to see Genesis holding his foe, & roared in anger.
"Hey, you guys are kind of heroes, right?" Genesis asked his fellow OCs.
"Well yeah" "Kind of" "More or less" the OCs each answered differently.
"Well that guy wants to conquer the multiverse" Genesis said, pointing at the Chief, "You're not gonna let him do that are you?".
"Psh, if he wants to conquer the multiverse, he'll have to get through me first!" Sammie the Hedgefox said confidently.
"You won't egg my home Chuck E. Cheese" Bernie the Bird said, drawing his $5 sword.
"Like h**l am I gonna let you ruin the economy!" Crimson the Wolf exclaimed as he drew his frying pan, "I spent too long building my business to be overthrown by politics!".
"This bear thinks he can beat me? As if" Arabella said as she pulled out her carrot gun.
"Oh no! No evil overlords from another universe are gonna control me again!" Deck yelled as she drew her flute.
Sphere Robot looked at the rallied OCs before turning to Genesis, "Not that I don't appreciate it, but why are you helping me?".
"Simple" the Metal Sonic started, "We 4th Wall Breaking robots gotta stick together".
Bernie immediately flew towards the Chief, yelling "Berniiiiiiiiiie the Birrrrd!". Chief responded by uppercutting him out of sight
"Oh crap!" Deck exclaimed before blowing into her flute. The Chief was immediately bathed in flames, but he simply roared in anger before telekinetically lifting a chunk of earth & throwing it at Deck.
However, the chunk was shattered as Crimson intercepted it with Excali-Cheese. "Hah! Can't use the elements to beat someone who can manipulate the elements!" the wolf exclaimed before pulling out a keg of beer & firing it at the Chief's mouth.
(Pause Music)
The Chief's eyes slowly widened as his mind was flooded with memories of the past. Falling from a chair, distracting Foxy with the laptop, stealing Fredbear's body, kidnapping Springtrap, creating the portal gun, raising the Shadow Army, building the Shadow Mecha, watching Springtrap abandon him...
(Resume "What I'm Made Of")
Chief rushed up to Crimson, raised him into the air, & slammed him into the ground, the beer having had no lasting effect on his mind. He was then struck in the head by Arabella, the rabbit having delivered a flying kick. The bear responded by grabbing her leg, & breaking it with a simple flex. The rabbit dropped to the ground, clutching her broken leg. Chief raised his foot to step on her, but the rabbit disappeared from his sight.
The Chief looked up to see Sammie had pulled her away in the blink of an eye. "Haha. Guess what? You're, too, slow" the hedgefox said before drawing his scissor blade & lunging at the Chief. The bear simply raised his hand & halted Sammie with his telekinesis. "Oh, well then", Sammie was cut off as Chief redirected the blade into the hedgefox's chest, impaling him before dropping him to the ground.
The Chief was then buffeted by a storm of water & fire courtesy of Deck & her flute. However, the bear ignored her efforts, instead charging towards her with his claws drawn. Before he could strike, Genesis intercepted the Chief with his lightsaber, blocking his arm. Deck took this moment to jump onto Chief's face & breathe her noxious breath right down his throat. However, the Chief's only reaction was to bite down on Deck's face, piercing her frontal lobe.
Bernie hit the ground & immediately yelled, "Was that the bite of '87?!" before having Deck thrown into him, knocking him out.
"Ugh, you can't kill a robot with stench dang it!" Genesis said as he engaged the Chief in melee combat. However, the Chief saw through his fighting style, & managed to catch him off-guard with a backhand, knocking the lightsaber out of his hand. Before Genesis could respond, Chief shoulder bashed him, sending the robot flying into a tree before impaling him with a spike he grew out of the tree.
As Genesis struggled to free himself, Berserk Chief prepared a blast of energy & threw it at him. However, Crimson showed up to block the attack with his frying pan. The Metal Sonic pulled himself from the spike before spindashing into the Chief, sending him screeching along the ground. The bear roared at his foes, only to be struck by Sammie the hedgefox, "Ha, didn't know I could resurrect did ya now?".
Sammie joined his fellow OCs before Sphere Robot slid in as well. "It's 4 against one Chief, stand down" Sphere Robot said with authority. Chief responded by rearing back & roaring into the air. The purple storm he carried intensified, lightning striking the ground everywhere. Trees & earth chunks were ripped from the ground & held in the air by Chief's telekinesis. Spikes erupted from the ground around the OCs, the four just barely managing to avoid the attack. Chief looked back down & stared his foes dead in the eyes.
Sphere Robot immediately took his Oil Can & made a portal in the ground. "What are you doing?" Genesis asked.
(Stop Music)
"Leaving" Sphere Robot responded before jumping into the portal.
"HEY WAIT!" the OC called out right before Chief barreled past them to pursue Sphere Robot.
Meanwhile, with the armies[]
Cyrna was in her wood form, trading blows with General Shadow Freddy while Robot T-Rex fought with QXR, the rest of their teams clashing around them. Shadow Freddy shot Cyrna several times with his portal gun, breaking off pieces of her wood armor. However, her body simply regenerated before she lashed out with powerful wooden claws, scraping pieces out of Freddy's body. "We need to retreat" the general said right before dodging a swipe aimed at his head.
"We are not retreating!" QXR yelled before punching Robot T-Rex into the ground, "We hold the line until Chief gets back!".
"Wouldn't it be more strategic to regroup? We could increase our survivability, & hold them off even longer" Freddy said as he struck Cyrna's face with his fist. However, the plant girl proceeded to bite down on his arm with her sharpened wood teeth, inciting a high-pitched & familiar scream from the dark bear.
"And what? Give them a chance to sabotage the Chief?" QXR said as he held back Robot T-Rex, the saurian pushing him across the road, "Not gonna happen. If you can't hold off these pipsqueaks, then you're hardly worthy of your position as 'General'".
Cyrna grabbed Freddy by the head & smashed him into a wall before preparing to crush him right then & there. However, she hesitated. "Your boss is kind of a jerk isn't he?" Cyrna asked.
"Yeah but, what am I gonna do. We're at war after all, I can't blame him for being serious" the bear said in a melancholy tone.
"But he's your teammate, he should at least care a little bit" the girl said innocently.
"Look, I appreciate the talk" Freddy said before raising his gun at Cyrna's head, "But I can't let the Chief lose again".
The General was interrupted as a large hand grabbed him by the legs & smashed him around Hulk-style, shattering his body into pieces that scattered across the street. The Sphere Brawler tossed the General's body aside before turning to Cyrna, "You okay sis?".
"Y-Yeah" she replied, glancing at the General's body, "I'm fine".
Before the Brawler could say more, Robot T-Rex was thrown into him, sending them both crashing to the ground. Cyrna quickly felt a metal arm wrap itself around her throat & lift her off the ground. QXR drew his claws along the girl's throat as he held her in a chokehold, "Stand down, or I kill her!".
However, a cutlass quickly found itself around QXR's throat, "Yar, two can play at this game matey!". The rabbit rotated his head 180 degrees. "Ah, barnacles" was all the Buccaneer could say before QXR bit down on the space between his eyes, tearing out a hunk of metal.
Sphere Brawler & Robot T-Rex took this chance to run in. Brawler grabbed both of QXR's hands & pulled them away, giving T-Rex the chance to grab Cyrna & get her out of danger. However, the claws freed themselves from the Brawler's grasp & plunged themselves into his body, bursting out the other side. The robot's eyes flickered before shutting off, his body collapsing to the ground.
QXR turned to the rest of the Squad. "Who wants to go next?" he said menacingly.
(Stop Music)
Huggy Wuggy vs Willy the Weasel (Vrokorta)[]
Chief tackled Sphere Robot through the doors to Willy's Wonderland, sending them crashing into the stage, causing it to collapse on top of them. Huggy Wuggy & Willy Weasel, who'd just been fighting, turned around to see the destruction. Sphere Robot pulled himself out of the rubble, only to see a glow behind him, "Oh crap oh crap oh crap". Chief let off another explosion, clearing the debris, blasting Sphere Robot through a wall, & destroying the ceiling before roaring into the air.
Huggy bared his teeth as Willy drew his claws. Both horror killers leapt at the invader & lashed out, Willy slashing & Huggy biting. The Chief didn't even flinch, & instead backhanded both villains into a wall, breaking their bodies in a mess of blood & oil. The bear turned towards the hole Sphere Robot went through, & flew after him.
Sphere Robot sat up just in time for Chief to slam his hand down on him, cracking the ground around them. The bear prepared to finish the robot with his other fist, only for someone to grab it. "Hey hey, not so fast bud" a green gorilla animatronic said to the Chief. The bear pulled his arm away from the gorilla, ripping his arms out of their sockets. "Ah, that's not very nice" the gorilla said, shrugging off his dismemberment.
The Chief suddenly found a long tongue wrapping itself around his throat. "We just want you to have a fun time at Willy's Wonderland" a chameleon woman said as she stepped out of the shadows. Chief responded by ripping the tongue from its owner's throat before grabbing the gorilla & throwing him at the chameleon, reducing both animatronics into oil-soaked scraps.
Meanwhile, a fairy woman showed up in front of the damaged Sphere Robot. "You look like you could use some, 'special attention'" she said as her mouth stretched to reveal rows of sharp teeth.
An ostrich character showed up next to her. "Trust me, what comes next, is gonna be delicious" he said, his eyes wide with hunger.
Sphere Robot replied by punching them both in the face, shattering their heads & spewing oil across the room. "Yeah no, not gonna happen" the robot said before pulling himself to his feet, only to be face to face with an alligator wearing a baret. The gator chomped at Sphere Robot, only for him to grab the animatronic by both jaws & rip his head in half.
Back with Chief, a yellow-armored knight stabbed at him with a sword. However, the sword shattered against the bear's body, leaving the knight defenseless as Chief turned around, raised his hand, & flicked his head off.
A creak on the other side of the room alerted both Chief & Sphere Robot to another animatronic, a turtle with a sombrero, who was backing towards the door. "Please, have mercy" the turtle pleaded in Spanish, only for a bolt of lightning to blast him to pieces.
Chief turned towards Sphere Robot, only to see him stepping through a portal. The bear roared before chasing after him.
(Stop Music)
Araki VS Dan Kulo (Smaggle)[]
"Earth-Rupturing Thunderstorm!" Araki yelled, causing purple storm clouds to circle the battlefield. Dark blue lightning struck down, hitting Dan multiple times. "What's wrong?" Araki asked in a mocking tone, "Is my power more 'shocking' than expected?". Araki laughed to himself before a purple bolt of lightning struck him in the back, "Ow! What the heck?!". Araki turned around just as metal ball flew past his head. The balls origin, was an 8-foot tall robot bear with a general's hat. Before Araki could respond, Chief swatted him aside & roared in Sphere Robot's direction, his storm overtaking the one made by Araki.
Meanwhile, Sphere Robot had been flung into the arms of Dan. The human narrowed his eyes. "You shouldn't be here robot" Dan said in a threatening tone.
"Oh I agree" Sphere Robot said before both he & Dan were punched by the Chief, knocking them to the ground. The bear prepared to blast them with a ball of energy, only for a bright red light to shine behind him. All three of them turned to see a massive red sun hovering in the sky above Earth. Dan tossed Sphere Robot aside & pushed past Chief. "You think I fear the sun boy?" Dan said, his face twisted into a wild grin, "You have no idea what you're up against!". Energy swirled around Dan, the power of both OCs causing reality itself to tear apart.
"... uh Chief" Sphere Robot said with a worried look, "I know this is an odd thing to say given the circumstances but... you wanna get outta here?". Chief turned to the round robot, & nodded. Both spawned a portal & stepped through as entire solar systems began to spontaneously combust.
(Stop Music)
Artorias vs The Hollow Knight (BigShark81913)[]
Both robots stepped through their respective portals & closed them before any cosmic disasters could get through. "Phew" Sphere Robot said, "With that done, now we can get back to-". Chief clenched his claws around Sphere Robot's head. "Ah, yes, you trying to kill me" he said before Chief punched him in the face, sending him flying past a pair of knights.
The knights quickly turned towards the source of the attack, Artorias brandishing his sword while Hollow Knight readied his tentacles. The Chief roared before flying towards the two. Artorias threw a glob of black goop at the bear, but Chief incinerated it with a fireball. The Knight leapt to stab the Chief with his nail, but the bear grabbed him by the arm & punched him in the face, sending him flying & tearing his arm from his body.
Artorias lunged at the bear, his sword pointed straight at his torso. However, Chief turned around, grabbed the sword, & smashed it to pieces, the force sending Artorias to the ground. Chief raised his foot & stomped down on the knight, fracturing his armor & crushing his rib cage.
As the knight sputtered on his own blood, Chief turned to face Sphere Robot, who was attempting yet another escape. The robot could only slump his shoulders as the bear tackled him through the portal.
(Stop Music)
Meanwhile, with the kaiju[]
Sphere Kaiju struck the Shadow Mecha twice with his fists. A third strike was grabbed by the Mecha before he punched the Kaiju in the face. Sphere Kaiju fired lasers from his eyes, but the Shadow Mecha sidestepped before firing lasers of his own, singing the Kaiju's side. The Shadow Mecha charged forward & shoved the Sphere Kaiju, trying to topple him. However, the Kaiju stood his ground, managing to grab the Mecha by his arms & throw him overhead.
As the Mecha got up, Sphere Kaiju jumped & spun around, swinging his ax tail into the Mecha's midsection, nearly bisecting the machine. The Shadow Mecha pulled the ax from his body before biting down on the tail, severing the blade from its owner. Sphere Kaiju threw another punch, but the Mecha blocked with his arm before firing another laser at the Kaiju.
Sphere Kaiju roared in anger before grabbing the Mecha's arm & tearing it off. The Shadow Mecha sneered as he threw a punch with his free arm, his fist piercing the Kaiju's chassis before he opened fire inside the machine. The Kaiju cried out in pain before pulling his head from the fist & swinging his bladed arm, slicing off the Mecha's arm cannon.
The Shadow Mecha grabbed the Kaiju by the head before lunging forward & biting out his left eye. Sphere Kaiju lunged forward as well, & the Mecha had to back away just in time to avoid a bite that would've rended his entire torso from his body. The Kaiju started swinging his arms wildly, attacking the Mecha in a frenzied state, bashing him over & over again.
The Mecha staggered, but managed to aim a deadly strike, throwing his fist directly into the Kaiju's broken eye hole. The Mecha tore out a handful of wiring, & the Kaiju stumbled, clutching his eye in pain. The Mecha threw another punch, breaking through the Kaiju's teeth & sending him falling to the ground.
The Shadow Mecha turned to its left & saw a radio tower. He tore the massive spike-like structure from the building, & readied it to impale his foe. Sphere Kaiju quickly checked his surroundings, reaching around for anything that might help him. Then, his hand fell upon his severed ax. The Shadow Mecha lunged, but the Kaiju launched himself into the air, clutching the ax in both hands as he prepared to swing down at his target. The Mecha looked up, his eyes glowing right before he fired a laser into the hole he made in Sphere Kaiju's teeth.
(Stop Music)
VectorMan vs Clone Drone (Vrokorta)[]
Sphere Robot was launched across the arena, landing next to a pool of lava. "Ah!" he screamed before pulling himself to his feet, only to be bashed by a large shield. The robot bumped into a large, metal raptor with red eyes. "Hey, you remind me of my dinosaur" Sphere Robot said, right before the raptor breathed a jet of flames, spurring the robot to fly off on his jet feet.
Meanwhile, Chief was smashing through numerous drones with his bare hands, using his lightning to blast away large spider mechs that were out of his range.
"WOW. MORE ROBOTS ARE SHOWING UP" Analysis-Bot analyzed.
"This is shaping up to be our most interesting match of all" Commentatron commented.
Suddenly, a large red robot descended upon the arena, landing on a thrown in the audience area. "Finally, a worthy opponent" the Emperor said before drawing a sword & hammer, & jumping into the arena.
"The Emperor has just entered the arena" Commentatron commented.
"THIS WILL BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS" Analysis-Bot analyzed.
"We do not have books" Commentatron commented.
"IT WAS A JOKE" Analysis-Bot confirmed.
"Haha" Commentatron replied.
The Emperor hit the ground with a massive thud, smashing several of his fellow drones in the process. "Fight me peasant" the robot said in an authoritative yet deadpan voice, pointing his sword at the Chief. The bear roared before both leaders clashed their weapons, claw against sword.
Meanwhile, Sphere Robot was throwing out bombs, using the force of the explosions to knock enemy drones into the surrounding lava. However, one well armored drone approached with a spear & shield, using his shield to block the explosions. The drone lunged forward to stab at Sphere Robot, but he dodged to the side before grabbing the spear & stabbing it through the drone's shield, hitting his shoulder & severing his arm.
With only one arm left, the drone switched to his sword & started to swing wildly at Sphere Robot. The round robot dodged well enough, but was eventually kicked to the ground. The drone raised his sword to finish the sphere off, but was suddenly blasted in the face by a bunch of orbs. The drone collapsed to the ground in a static pose as Sphere Robot turned to see VectorMan as the source of the projectiles.
"Oh my gosh, you saved me" Sphere Robot said, "Thank you so much".
"If you want to thank me" VectorMan began as he picked a strange coin off the ground, causing his arm to morph into a laser sword, "Then help me not to die!".
"You got it chief... actually forget the part where I said 'chief'" Sphere Robot said before drawing his laser sword.
As both robots used their blades to tear through the robot army, Chief clawed through the Emperor's torso, tearing him in half. However, the Emperor kept fighting, swinging his sword & hammer even without his legs. Chief threw two simultaneous punches, shattering the Emperor's shoulders & breaking off his arms. However, he continued to fight, now shooting fire from his mouth. Finally, Chief used a bolt of lightning to blast the Emperor's head off, finally ending his artificial life.
Mere seconds later, the Emperor descended upon the battlefield again, now in perfect condition. "Fool, you cannot kill me. Not as long as my cloning matrix is still active". Berserk Chief wanted to teach this robot a lesson, wipe out his entire empire. However, he had more important things to do. He charged forward, blasting through the Emperor's torso before grabbing Sphere Robot & flying him through a portal.
(Stop Music)
Hades vs The Devil (Cheesypickles564)[]
Sphere Robot was tossed to the ground, landing on a massive pile of rubble. Chief landed in front of him, & prepared to strike him down. However, both stopped to check their surroundings real quick. There were flames, sharp stones, & demons in the distance, no sign of the sky.
"Oh hell, we're in Hell" Sphere Robot said worriedly.
Suddenly the Devil crashed into the rubble next to them. Hades approached soon after, but stopped when he saw Chief & Sphere Robot. "Oh great, two more nuts come to invade my world. I'm a busy guy! I don't have time to deal with a bunch of nobodies!".
Sphere Robot backed off fearfully, but Chief stared down the Greek god. He was a threat, he couldn't be allowed to live. The bear roared before charging towards Hades & slashing at him. The hit completely missed as Hades teleported out of the way. The god of the underworld unleashed a torrent of fireballs, & Chief was forced into a defensive position.
Meanwhile, the Devil pulled himself up & saw Chief fighting Hades. It was hard enough fighting the Greek god on his own, he wasn't confident in fighting that robot bear too. Then, he saw Sphere Robot trying to escape with his Oil Can. "Hey kid!" the Devil said as he grabbed Sphere Robot by the arm, "You wanna make a deal?".
"No".
"Come on. You work with me & I could make you strong enough to overthrow Hades himself! I just need your soul".
"Not interested".
"Surely there's SOMEONE bothering you that the power of the Devil could get rid of for you".
"I'll handle it myself".
The Devil snatched the Oil Can from Sphere Robot's hand, "Accept my deal, & I'll give you this thing back".
Sphere Robot sighed, "One condition, instead of taking my soul, you take the power you gave me back when we're done. Deal?". The robot put out his hand.
The Devil frowned. He wanted his soul, but he needed an ally if he wanted to get through this fight alive. He begrudgingly took the robot's hand & shook on it. No Sooner had they shook did the Devil's power suddenly transfer into Sphere Robot's body. The robot's eyes turned yellow, with a red shine in the middle. His mechanical mouth was filled with sharp teeth, his fingers were given gnarly claws, & his body was tinged purple.
"Ho ho HO" Sphere Robot laughed, impressed by the change. "Time to kill somebody" the robot said before he & the Devil lunged at the god & the godslayer.
Hades continued to blast Chief with fire, until he looked up to see the unholy duo in front of him. "What in the Underworld?!" Hades exclaimed as his flames ceased. Chief chanced a glance in the same direction, only for the demonic Sphere Robot to latch onto his face.
"New & improved baby!" the sphere proclaimed before he started clawing at the Chief's face with his newly obtained claws. The bear recoiled & tried to throw Sphere Robot off as the Devil resumed his fight with Hades. Eventually, Chief stopped & generated a ball of energy in his hand, shooting it at Sphere Robot & blasting him off his face.
The sphere landed on his feet before firing his laser eyes at the Chief. The bear batted the lasers aside before clapping both hands against Sphere Robot's sides, crushing his arms like soda cans. "Hey Devil, I thought you said you'd make me strong enough to beat Hades! This guy's still way stronger than me!" the sphere shouted before dodging an attack from the Chief.
The Devil clashed his trident with Hades' bare hands, "Kid if you can't beat that bear then that sounds like your problem. Don't blame me when you're the weak one".
"Oh yeah?" Sphere Robot dodged another attack from the Chief, equipped his spare limbs, & grabbed the Devil. As Chief prepared to claw through Sphere Robot, the round robot held up the Devil as a meat shield. The bear tore through the Devil like he was paper, leaving both halves to drop to the ground. "Looks like YOU'RE the weak one" Sphere Robot said as he pointed at the Devils' corpse.
Immediately after, Sphere Robot turned back to normal, his deal with the Devil negated by the Devil's death. "Scrap" the robot swore before Chief punched him away. The bear moved in to attack him again, only for Hades to step in.
"Hey, yeah, appreciate you killing that Devil guy, but I still need to get rid of YOU" the god proclaimed before bombarding the Chief with flames. As this happened, Sphere Robot noticed that he had his Oil Can back, & used it to make a portal out of the Underworld.
Chief forced his way through the flames before batting Hades aside, knocking him onto his back. The bear spawned spikes from the ground under Hades, impaling him several times. With that out of the way, he flew towards Sphere Robot right before the portal closed.
(Stop Music)
Pain & Panic walked up to their fallen boss. "You think he's alright?" Pain asked.
Hades suddenly turned his head towards the two, "Oh I dunno. DO I LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU!?".
Back to the City[]
QXR's head lay against the ground, Sphere Buccaneer's foot keeping him pinned. "Ergh, how did this happen?".
Cyrna broke QXR's forearm against her knee before responding, "Well, I'm not as smart as Sphere Robot, but I think it's because we out-power you-".
Sphere Mecha rose his fist in agreement.
"we outnumber you-".
Steampunk Sphere & Robot T-Rex nodded.
"& I have a healing factor, so you were kind of up a creek. Unless Sphere Robot tells me otherwise".
"Shut up. Just shut up" QXR retorted. "Ugh, it doesn't matter. When the Chief gets back, & trust me he will, you'll all be ancient history".
The Sphere Buccaneer grinned, "Well if that be the case, how 'bout ye join us?". With that, Buccaneer crushed the rabbit's head underfoot. "That cleans up that" the pirate said in a satisfied tone, "Now to find our captain & finish things up".
As if in response, Sphere Robot stepped out of a portal a few meters away. "Hey guys, I think I-".
The sphere was cut off as a massive hand dug its claws into his face. Chief stepped out of the portal, lifted Sphere Robot up, & tossed him at the Squadroon. Sphere Buccaneer jumped to catch his creator, but got bashed in the face by him instead.
Sphere Mecha, Steampunk Sphere, Sword Tank, & Robot T-Rex all rushed to the front lines to defend their allies. Chief simply raised his hand, & clenched his fist, causing spike to jut from the ground, impaling Steampunk Sphere, Sword Tank, & Robot T-Rex. Sphere Mecha prepared to charge forward, but Chief threw a massive fireball at him, blowing a hole through his torso.
Chief approached Sphere Robot, but the Sphere Buccaneer leapt from the ground, now in kraken form. "Argh! Stay away from me crew yeh bilge rat!" the kraken yelled as he lunged at the Chief. The bear clashed with the kraken in a brief struggle, but Chief managed to grab a handful of tentacles & tear them off. The kraken cried out in pain, but Chief wasn't finished. He grabbed the kraken by the edges of the mouth, & tore him in half, tossing both halves to either side of the road.
Finally, Sphere Robot managed to pull himself up, only to see his fallen comrades & creations. In the middle of the wreckage, was the Chief, seemingly unharmed, even after everything they'd been through. Sphere Kaiju was nowhere to be seen, his forces were reduced to scrap metal, & neither he nor Cyrna had the might to take on the Chief. The bear slowly approached the duo, laughing to himself in a deep, guttural voice.
(Stop Music)
Suddenly, a loud explosion went off. Chief turned around to see what it was, but his attention was instead drawn to a large red portal in the middle of the road. Chief growled, knowing he wouldn't like what he was going to see. Emerging from the portal, was a tall, red demon. "Surely, you didn't forget about us" the demon spoke in a voice likened to the sound of an old radio.
From the portal leapt Shovel Knight & Hero. Behind them were Genesis, Sammie, & Crimson. Even the Hollow Knight stepped through, still missing an arm, alongside VectorMan & Hades.
"Wha- Where did you guys come from!?" Sphere Robot questioned.
"Wouldn't want to bore you with the details" Alastor said with a boisterous gesture, "Let's just say we all have a bone to pick with this one. Right boys?". The group all cheered in unison. "Now, Chief was it?" Alastor said, sharpening his glare at the robot bear, "I hope you're ready for what comes next". The demon's antlers & limbs extended outward, "After all" he began, his eyes turning completely red, "It's no fun if the slaughter is easy".
Cameo Chaos![]
Alastor lunged at the Chief, the two locking hands with each other as they collided. As Chief began to overpower the radio demon, Shovel Knight leapt up & slashed his blade into the bear's head. Chief cried out before throwing Alastor into Shovel Knight, tossing them both aside. However, this left him open to Hero slashing him in the leg. Chief knelt to the ground, allowing Genesis & Sammie to spin dash into the downed bear, fazing him with each hit.
As Chief tried to get up, Crimson bashed him with his skillet, followed by the Hollow Knight slashing him with his nail. Meanwhile, VectorMan & Hades had gotten behind the Chief, & were now bombarding him with projectiles. Genesis & Sammie joined in, the hedgefox having spawned them machine guns to unload on the Chief.
In the middle of this onlsaught, Chief manage to raise his hand, causing pieces of the road to be torn from the ground, knocking away Crimson & Hollow Knight before being tossed at the people shooting at him. Hades simply blasted the debris to pieces with a fireball, "You gotta try harder than that if you wanna beat a god!". Chief responded by causing a wave of spikes to burst from the ground & approach the group. "Oh jeez" Hades said before teleporting away. Genesis & Sammie leapt away, VectorMan following in the form of a cricket.
Chief was suddenly blasted by a rocket, & turned to see Hero throwing what looked like fireworks at him. The bear tanked the next shot before casting a fireball & throwing it at the small dragon. However, Shovel Knight intercepted, blowing into his War Horn to obliterate the fireball. The force of the horn was so great that even Chief himself recoiled upon both hearing & feeling the horn's sound.
In this moment, Alastor grabbed Chief by the arms & restrained him. Every other cameo joined Shovel Knight & Hero before charging their ranged attacks. The radio demon's smile widened as he bore his sharp teeth. "Kill him" he ordered before biting into Chief's throat. Whether they chose to obey or not, every character fired off on the Chief. Flames, rockets, lasers, bullets, hot sauce, infection, energy balls, & hellfire all converged on Chief's body, striking him in the torso. Chief roared as an explosion shook the block.
The cameos looked into the smoke, to see what remained of Chief. Suddenly, there was an impact, & the dust cleared. Chief still stood, a hole having been blasted through his chest. On the ground lay Alastor, who'd just been slammed into the ground & impaled by spikes. The bear raised his hands, generated a massive fireball before dropping it on the radio demon, incinerating his immortal body.
Chief lunged at the remaining characters, aiming his claws at Shovel Knight. He tore through the blue armor before delivering a backhand that sent him crashing into a building, the structure collapsing on top of him. Sammie & Genesis went for another spin dash, but he grabbed them both & smashed their heads together, cracking Genesis' body & Sammie's bones. He balled them both up before throwing them at the Hollow Knight, the force blasting his infected body to pieces.
Hero & Crimson lunged at the Chief, the wolf cooking up one of his nuclear tacos. However, Chief halted them with telekinesis before launching them into the sky, leaving them both vulnerable to the taco's city-sized explosion.
VectorMan ran up to Chief & unleashed his Overkill, causing an explosion that leveled multiple city-blocks. The bear grabbed the orbot, seemingly unfazed by the attack, & threw him to the ground, impaling each orb on his body with a spike.
Hades shrugged, "Looks like it's just you & me now bucko". Chief punched Hades to the ground & continued punching him, over & over & over again, each blow striking like a nuclear warhead. The bear only stopped after he formed a sizable crater, & reduced the god's head to nothing.
Chief stood up, & heard a loud roar echo across the city. In the distance, standing in a wake of smoke & debris, was the Shadow Mecha, one of his red eyes showing through the mess in the air. Chief laughed, a horrible, terrible laugh. He turned to Sphere Robot, & raised his hand, spawning a fireball to roast the round robot. However, the robot showed no signs of fear. Instead, he was smiling?
Chief turned around, only to be completely shocked. As the smoke cleared, he saw what was in the distance. It wasn't the Shadow Mecha, it was merely half of its head, being held in the air, by Sphere Kaiju.
Final Battle[]
The Kaiju tossed the head at Chief, but the bear blasted it to pieces with an energy blast. Sphere Kaiju leapt into the air & brought his fist down on the Chief, but the bear simply flew out of the way. Sphere Kaiju swung around, delivering a backhand that sent Chief flying. The bear caught himself & managed to regain his footing on top of a building.
Chief rose both his hands into the air, & lightning began to rain down on the Sphere Kaiju. The metal titan used one hand to block the lightning & used his other hand to grab a building & rip it from the ground. Sphere Kaiju threw the building at Chief, but the bear simply halted it with his telekinesis. However, the Kaiju burst through it in the form of a massive sphere, completely steamrolling the Chief & the building he stood on, burying the bear in rubble.
Chief cleared the rubble with an explosion before using his telekinesis again. Several buildings rose from the ground around both robots before Chief directed them towards Sphere Kaiju. As the buildings flew towards their target, Sphere Kaiju busted through them with his fists. With the kaiju distracted, Chief flew in with his claws drawn, slicing a huge gash down the length of Sphere Kaiju's arm.
The kaiju cried out in pain, leaving him open to a building striking his now damaged arm, tearing the gash even wider. Chief followed up by flying to his other arm & striking his shoulder with both fists, smashing the kaiju's arm off. Sphere Kaiju retaliated, headbutting the Chief into a building before blasting him with a laser, sending debris flying into the air.
Then suddenly, Sphere Kaiju's body was wrapped in a purple aura. Chief lifted the titan off his feet with telekinesis before tossing him into the air, disappearing from sight. The bear then used telekinesis to shove dozens of buildings aside, creating a path to Sphere Robot & Cyrna.
"Augh! What do we do?!" the plant girl pleaded.
Chief bolted towards the duo.
"Wait for it" Sphere Robot said.
Chief zoomed past buildings, fast approaching his targets.
"What do we do after that!?" Cyrna panicked.
Chief was 30 feet away, & reached out his claw to finish the remains of the Sphere Squadroon.
"Dodge!" Sphere Robot ordered. He & Cyrna rolled to the side just in time, as Chief plowed into the ground. Before the bear could free himself, Sphere Robot shot more of the tar glue from his Vary Gauntlets, sticking Chief right where he was.
As the bear struggled to free himself, a shadow loomed overhead. He looked up to see a silhouette of the Sphere Kaiju descending upon him. Chief manifested a ball of flame & used it to melt the tar, allowing him to free himself. He turned to the Kaiju & fired a blast of energy right before his massive foot made contact with the ground.
BOOM!
(Stop Music)
Dust & debris fills the block. Sphere Robot can only see an outline of his kaiju creation. Then, Sphere Kaiju kicks in his master's direction, sending a ton of rubble crashing onto the road. Among the rubble, is Golden Freddy's head, & a purple gem.
K.O.!
Sphere Robot picked up the gem & stuck it in his mouth, storing it for safekeeping. He looked around the wrecked city & sighed, "Gonna take a while to find the squad, so we better get started". Sphere Robot, Cyrna, & Sphere Kaiju headed out to find the bodies of their fallen comrades.
Results[]
Vrokorta: Deja vu.
Sphere Robot: Same, but glad I didn't die. Just gotta repair the Squad now. =(
Vrokorta: But first, the results. Starting off with strength, this was actually the most interesting part of the fight. Sphere Kaiju led with strength (83 Megatons>68 Megatons), but the combined strength of Berserk Chief & the Shadow Mecha could overwhelm him (68*2=136 Megatons>83 Megatons). If they could manage to beat the Sphere Kaiju, then the rest of Sphere Robot's forces would be defenseless against them.
Sphere Robot: But next is speed, & here's where things take a turn in my favor. I could dodge lasers, making me MUCH faster than Chief, even his lightning was 30x slower than me. Plus, my entire squad was comparable to me in speed, so we ALL had a major speed advantage. The Shadow Army could barely touch us, so their strength advantage was rendered null & void.
Vrokorta: Then there was the Army vs the Squadroon. Same as the first battle, the Shadow Army had greater numbers. However, Sphere Robot's feat of 1.77 Tons meant the Sphere Squadroon held a solid strength advantage over the Shadow Army. After all, each member of the Squad was stronger than Sphere Robot, & he himself was stronger than QXR, the strongest member of the army besides Chief & the Mecha. Both sides pretty much cancelled each other out.
Sphere Robot: Then we get to everything else, where I hold the advantage. Intelligence? I'm smarter than Chief. I'm a better fighter, more skilled with weapons, & I invented more than him. Even my army was smarter, which isn't saying much considering the Shadow Troops aren't too clever, but my intelligence kind of rubs off on my friends, so I think that speaks for itself.
Vrokorta: Experience also went to Sphere Robot. He single-handedly took on a city full of robots, took down enemies hundreds of times his size through sheer wit, tamed a T-Rex, fought an alien, took on a sadistic carnivorous plant, & challenged a desert goddess!
Sphere Robot: Desert goddess?
Vrokorta: Okay I haven't written that one yet, but it's only a matter of time. Either way, Sphere Robot's done much more than Chief.
Sphere Robot: Then there's arsenal, & honestly, this is pretty much the same as the original fight. Chief & his army have a bit more abilities & weapons now, but it still doesn't compare to all my gadgets, especially when we could dodge anything they threw at us.
Vrokorta: Chief was WAY stronger than he used to be, no doubt about it, but Sphere Robot STILL had what it took to overpower & overwhelm him.
Sphere Robot: The Chief went "berserk", but I was too well-"rounded".
Vrokorta: The winner is Sphere Robot.
Adv/Dis[]
Chief[]
+Berserk Chief & Shadow Mecha far exceeded the Squadroon's strength
=Army was larger, but weaker
=Portal Creation
-Overall less intelligent than Sphere Robot & his forces
-Much slower
-Arsenal
-Experience
Sphere Robot[]
++FAR faster
+Arsenal
+Sphere Kaiju was stronger than Berserk Chief & Shadow Mecha
+Intelligence
+Experience
=Squad was stronger, but had fewer members
=Portal Creation
-Berserk Chief & Shadow Mecha could easily kill anyone but Sphere Kaiju
Trivia[]
- The lines "You were saying?" were a reference to Special Strike Rebellion, where Candy Cat was making comebacks to QXR.
- Sadly, I couldn't find a 3rd place to put this line to complete the reference.
- The line about the RED Vagineers becoming ashes is a reference to Special Strike Rebellion, when Rat questions QXR's choice of words.
- Bernie the Bird's line when charging into the Chief was a reference to Leroy Jenkins.
- Furthermore, his remark about the Bite of '87 was a reference to Markiplier.