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Cheep-Cheep vs Magikarp is a What-If Death Battle


Super Mario Bros Vs Pokemon. Which of these weakest aquatic characters ever will stay alive?


Wiz: There are many characters which are hated for being weak.

Boomstick: Specialy these two. And these are fishes!

Wiz: Cheep-Cheep, the weakest character of their species

Boomstick: And Magikarp, The fish Pokemon. Due to Gyarados being overpowered, Magikarp is not allowed to evolve.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and He is Boomstick. And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!


Wiz: Cheep-Cheep is the bouncy fish from the Super Mario Bros.

Boomstick: Is this even a fish? it's just a big ballon.

Wiz: No, it's a fish that can even survive in lava.

Boomstick: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat! a fish even survives in lava? that means you can't even cook it?

Wiz: Now let's stop this and do research.

Boomstick: Ok.

Wiz: Being the weakest member of it's species, it can only tackle it's foes. It mostly dives underwater and tackles it's foes by swimming up.

Boomstick: What to research now?

Wiz: Nothing has left to do now.


Wiz: Magikarp is NOT the weakest Pokemon in the whole series.

Boomstick: But it's so weak that it can lose to Charizard being a Water-type

Wiz: Untill it's level 15, it can't do anything except Splashing. On level 15, it learns tackle and on 30, it learns Flail.

Boomstick: Flail's power can also reach 200 power.

Wiz: But it's power is only good when the user's HP is low


Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, lets end this battle once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!

A level 1 Magikarp is swimming in a river. Suddenly a Gyarados came from behind. It hit Magikarp and Magikarp landed on a river of Mushroom Kingdom.

Cheep-Cheep spots him


Magikarp used Splash. As usual it came to nothing. Cheep-Cheep tackles Magikarp. Then it dives underwater and jumps up. Magikarp used Splash more strongly. It just created a small wind. Cheep-Cheep then tries to hit Magikarp a little stronger. Magikarp again created a small wind. It slowed Cheep-Cheep a little.

Cheep-Cheep tackles Magikarp 5 times. Magikarp learned tackle. Both tackles each other a hard as they can.

Cheep-Cheep dives very low. Then jumps at full speed. Magikarp got hit hardly. Cheep-Cheep jumps over Magikarp, coming back hitting it again. Cheep-Cheep jumps again. Magikarp tries to repeat Cheep-Cheep by diving very low and jumping very fast. Cheep-Cheep dives underwater and Magikarp swims up. Both hit each other but Cheep-Cheep was stronger.

Magikarp tackles Cheep-Cheep many times and reached level 30. Magikarp learned Flail. Cheep-Cheep Jumps high and strikes back to Magikarp. Magikarp then used Flail. Magikarp also jumps high and strikes back to Cheep-Cheep.

Magikarp swims very far than Cheep-Cheep. Cheep-Cheep also swims far. Both tackle aech other as hard as they can. Magikarp used Flail. It hit Cheep-Cheep so hard that Cheep-Cheep fell very far away in a volcano.

Cheep-Cheep had no affect but it got very angry on Magikarp. Cheep-Cheep jumps high and returns back into the pond. Cheep-Cheep tackled Magikarp harder than before. Magikarp almost died. It had only 4 HP left. Magikarp used Flail. Cheep-Cheep dodged it. Magikarp used Flail. Cheep-Cheep tackled Maikarp before it used Flail. Magikarp fainted. Cheep-Cheep tackles Magikarp down. Magikarp crashed into a rock and got blasted.



Boomstick: Magikarp was the one who was a balloon.

Wiz: Cheep-Cheep is expert at diving and jumping.

Boomstick: Cheep-Cheep also didn't got cooked in the lava.

Wiz: The winner is Cheep-Cheep.

Cheep Cheep Vs Magikarp (UtahRaptor77)[]






Cheep-Cheep Vs Magikarp, which of these two weak Nintendo fish will win in Death Battle.


Wiz: Sailors have fear the open ocean that fill with deadly sea monsters from the Kraken to Sirens. The ocean is a deadly place full of deadliest predators.

Boomstick: But not all are that deadly. Especially these two fish.

Wiz: Like Cheep-Cheep, the red fish in Mario.

Boomstick: And Magikarp, the useless Pokemon who jumps over mountains.

Wiz: While Cheep-Cheep have many forms, we are focusing on classic red.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!


Wiz: To face against the red and green plumbers, bowsers have use many foes from the Goombas, Hammer brothers, and boom boom to others.

Boomstick: But the ones who fight underwater are the classic red cheep cheep.

Wiz: Originally going to be called,” Tecchiri,” after fugu hot pot dish. Cheep Cheep have battle Mario from beginning from the water to the airs to 2D and even 3D Mario games.

Wiz: To show you how powerful a cheep cheep is, we will bring one on set.(Pulling a tank full of cheep cheep.)

Boomstick: Come on, it just a fish. They only know how to swim in strait line.

Wiz: Oh really, they are known for spin attacks, jump incredible distance, inflate combine with spikes, and…

Boomstick: (Slam against his chest.) Ouch! What was that for?

Wiz: And known to ram into foes, and some are able to jump incredible distance in the air with incredible forces. To show the strength, we have a block of bricks to show how powerful they are.

Boomstick: Come on, it doesn’t have hands. How it supposed to chop bricks. (Then the Cheep Cheep jump out of the water using spin attack destroying the brick.) How that possible.

Wiz: In Mario Odyssey, they are able have the strength to break brinks completely or 1,798,471 pounds of force.

Boomstick: That almost 20 airplanes.

Wiz: They can survive in lava, poison, and lighting attacks. They were even to survive Bom-omb explosion that equal to 27 Kg worth of TNT.

Boomstick: They were even able to fight against bowser Jr. to Mario Brothers who are able to react to lightning to fights with Mario.

Wiz: With it destroying the brick, it need the energy of .0625 tons of TNT to Destroy the bricks. Enough to destroy buildings.

Boomstick: But there a reason why Mario don’t have difficult times dealing with Cheep Cheep. Cheep Cheep are weak against ice that it simply just float to the top.

Wiz: But with it strength and agility, it could pull the rugs on it competition.

(Then it showing Cheep Cheep killing Mario in Super Mario Bros. game.


Wiz: In the water of Kanto, there is many species of Pokemon from Lapris, Golduck, and Tentacruel.

Boomstick: So, pretty much in every corner they’re Pokemon that could kill you, so that why you should carry a Pokeball. Even swimming.

Wiz: But how you carry a Pokeball when wearing swim trunks?

Boomstick:  I would figure it out if that woman from Unova would tell, I will figure out the the woman secret!

Wiz: While he tries to figure that out, you don’t have to worry with the peaceful Magikarp. (Then Magikarp jump from Pokeball to flopping on the ground.)

Wiz: Magikarp have survive thousands of years in the seas, lakes, rivers, and shallows bubbles because of being able to survive polluted water. So, you can find Magikarp in every lakes of the world. The same thing will happen, I will pull out Magikarp to show the power.

Boomstick: Come on Wiz, it can’t even swim against the currents. It even called the weakest Pokemon.

Wiz: On contrary my good friend, actually Unown. With a low stats and only knowing hidden power and struggle. (Pulling a cart with a Magikarp inside a tank.)

Boomstick: But still, it know splash that do nothing.

Wiz: While it does know splash, it also can use bounce, Hydropump, dragon rage, reversal, bubble, create decoys to attract foes to it, and can even heal in water.

Boomstick: What about strength, it can’t swim through currents remember.

Wiz: While the Pokedex say it, trained Magikarp can jump into the air incredible distance, and Goh’s Magikarp was able to to jump into the stratosphere or three times the height of Mount Everest.

Boomstick: What the, how that even possible.

Wiz: Training Boomstick. Training.

Boomstick: And eye of the tiger.

Wiz: Being able to push Pokemon that weighs over 800 pounds Magikarp can react to Pikachu thunderbolt and being able to burst through rocks with force of 1.555 tons of TNT.

Boomstick: But with bad stats besides to defense and speed, Magikarp isn’t the best Pokemon to fight the elite four.

Wiz: As long Magikarp tries his best, there is no mountains it can’t jump over.

(Showing Magikarp in Magikarp Jump doing a incredible jump in the air.)

Pre-Death Battle[]

Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

Death Battle[]

The battle take place next to S.S Anne with many Pokemon playing from Seadra, Golden, and Staryu with a beach ball. Then a fisher name Jack is crossing to make to the ship planning to find a place to train his Pokemon Magikarp for the next competition.

Jack: I’m almost there, soon we can finish the training and be ready for the tournament. (Pulling out ticket.) With this, we will be the best.

However, a Cheep Cheep jump out of the water grabbing the ticket out of the man arms going back in the water with the man look in shock as he se Cheep Cheep splash in the water with the ticket in the mouth.

Jack: (Running toward the edge.) Hey, give my ticket back! (Cheep Cheep spit water at his face and him wiping it off with his hands.) Oh, your asking for it, go Magikarp! I choose you!

The Magikarp jump out of the Pokeball into water with Cheep Cheep jump at Magikarp preparing for quick attack while the Magikarp stare in the sky trying to find quick snack.


However, swim under water to avoid the attack with cheep cheep following pursuit trying to ram his foe, and across the sea floor they chase continued until Cheep Cheep get closed enough to use spin attack launching Magikarp into the air. So, Cheep Cheep jump into the air trying to hit Magikarp when Magikarp use bubbles that Cheep Cheep have to use spin attack to block attack and ram Magikarp into land. On land, Magikarp is using splash multiple times in a puddle with no effects as Cheep Cheep jump into land. Magikarp was able to turn the table when he use sending Cheep Cheep into a tree awaking a tree full of Mankey where the leader Primeape get very angry that it punch Cheep Cheep into the sky along Magikarp using bounce following his opponent into a lake. Now in the lake, Cheep Cheep got hit by Magikarp bounce sending Cheep Cheep to the bottom of the lake. At the bottom, Cheep Cheep try to swim at the surface when Magikarp use tackle sending Cheep Cheep back into land.

At land, Magikarp use Hydro pump hitting Cheep Cheep sending the fish into tree, so Cheep Cheep was bale to bounce back to the lake avoiding Magikarp tackle and ram into Magikarp sides sending Magikarp into the bottom of the lake. At the bottom, Magikarp use dragon rage of 40 HP damage, but Cheep Cheep still have energy for battle swim fast toward Magikarp ramming him multiple times at each angles until Fearow scoop them out of water when Magikarp use dragon rage sending them back into the oceans. To end the battle, Cheep Cheep dash at Magikarp the final time when Magikarp use flail that was so powerful it send Cheep Cheep across the horizon. Finish the battle, the Magikarp swim away to find his trainer grabbing the ticket from top of the water.


Boomstick: Ouch for Cheep Cheep, losing to Magikarp. It must feel embarrass.

Wiz: Despite that Cheep Cheep is more agile, that is the only thing that it going for it.

Boomstick: Remember, Goh's Magikarp was able to launch into stratosphere including wearing weights during the competition that was so heavy that even Machamp broke his back trying to lift it. You know, the same Pokemon that can push mountains to sending Pokemon incredibles heights.

Wiz: And to jump that distance it need energy of 86 tons of TNT to jump that distance, so with more abilities and speed. Magikarp was able win most matches.

Boomstick: Look like Cheep Cheep just a splash compared to Magikarp.

Wiz: The winner is Magikarp.

Next time on Death Battle...[]

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