Description[]
RWBY vs Epic Originals! Ninja like (Well, one IS a ninja) protectors that swing around clash in a very . . . weird battle.
Intro[]
S: This is certainly one of our . . . weirder match-ups. Cat Ninja, the vigilante of Metro city.
Tiny Ninja: And Blake Belledonna, the catgirl from Team RWBY. While they may not look like much, they'll prove you wrong with all their swinging weapons. But at the end of the day, the question is, who will win?
Cat Ninja[]
Tiny Ninja: Born on the streets of Metro City, Cat Ninja's origin story is a bit unknown. All we know is that at an early age, he was an abandoned, lonely street cat, but soon found a home with an old lady, who just so happened to know martial arts.
S: Pretty weird, but she took him in and viola, Cat Ninja was born.
Strength:[]
- Pulled down a giant robot
- Cracked glass better than Master Hamster's, which survived him throwing a nunchuck at it
Speed:[]
- Dodged lightning from an eel
- Dodged the bite of a crocodile
Durability:[]
- Survived a 138.87 ton TNT blast (Calced by The Eldritch Snowcone)
- Got charged by a rhino and survived
- Got hit with a laser
Smarts/Experience:[]
- Likely doesn't have too much experience because his young age
- Smart enough to hot-wire a rocket fist so that he could ride it
Feats:[]
- Dodged lightning
- Hot-wired a rocket fist
- Survived a multi-city block level explosion
- Destroyed a giant robot in one hit by dragging it to the ground (Literally one shotted it)
S: Cat Ninja has cat shurikens, a bow staff, nunchucks, and a grapple. Oh and motorcycle and a PLANE. Y'know, typical ninja stuff. Except the cat shurikens. I dunno where he got those . . .
Tiny Ninja: Cat Ninja has fought the genius Master Hamster, The time travelling Cookoo, the super thief Le Chat, a city busting giant robot, the very pesky raccoon brothers, a god-damn rhino💀, a electric eel that shoots electricity, and I kid you not, a group of plants called the Greenery Gang.
S: He's not invincible though. While it only happened once, he's suseptible to hairballs in the middle of combat. He's a pretty young cat, and most his smarts are mechanical. He failed to react to falling crates. He's also got knocked out by the multi-city block level explosion that the Raccoon brothers used, but honestly, who wouldn't? As long as Cat Ninja is alive, Metro City shall have no threats.
Master Hamster/Mr. Squeaks: You can call him momma. *gets picked up* What? You're very maternal?
Cat Ninja: *Rolls his eyes*
Blake[]
S: In the world of RWBY dangerous creatures named Grim run amok. So how did humanity decide to deal with it? Well suddenly everything's a gun somehow and you have aura superpowers.
Tiny Ninja: Jokes aside, today we're here to talk about another person from this world: Blake Belledonna. Born in Menagerie, Blake had a, rough time. As a Faunus, Blake was treated unfairly and she often protested against the treatment of Faunuses, wanting equal-
S: Equality baby! Anyways, she formed a close partnership with Adam Taurus, but she eventually broke away from him. That didn't make her less powerful though, because she's still incredibly strong.
Strength:[]
- Cuts through droids with ease
- (Sort of) Scales to Yang
Speed:[]
- Dodges bullets
- Dodged lightning (Got debunked to mach 11 tho)
Durability:[]
- Got stabbed
- Survived a 7 ton explosion
Smarts/Experience:[]
- Arguably the best trained martial artist on team RWBY
- 17 years old, likely had a couple years of training
Feats:[]
- Took down Adam Taurus
- Killed a Nevermore
- Dodged lightning
- Survived being stabbed
- Fought for an entire day
Tiny Ninja: Blake has her Gambol Shroud, a whip/grapple, katana, and gun all in one! Oh and the sheath of this is a blade too. She also uses semblance and aura, something just about everyone in RWBY utilizes. Like literally every other aura ever, her's is like a shield, protecting her from hits. Her semblance is Shadow, where she can make duplicates of herself. And what kinda Dust she's using greatly affects this ability.
S: Not the stuff on old bookshelves. Dust is like . . . an energy source of sorts. There's fire, ice, earth, and . . . violet? A-anyhow, fire dust allows her to make a . . . kamikaze clone of sorts. It explodes on contact. Ice and earth make even better dupes and violet makes a smoke cloud. Pretty useful.
Tiny Ninja: She's fought: the leader of White Fang (And ex-lover) Adam Taurus (Though she did only kill him with the help of Yang Xio Long), killed a giant Nevermore, the Grimm Sea Feilong, and even Roman Torchwick. BUUUUUT, she's not perfect and has weaknesses.
S: She's still young, and aura is finite, it can't block everything and powerful hits can decimate it. She's scared to dogs, and a bit prone to cat-like activities (Though she did overcome them). She also relies a bit on hit and run, and she isn't exactly happy about her past as a Faunus. Still, if you're a Grimm, beware Blake Belledonna.
Blake: Yes - it's lovely! Almost as lovely as this book... That I will continue to read... As soon as you leave...
Pre-Fight[]
Location: Metro City
Timeline: Alternate one. Place in the Timeline: a couple days after Frieza vs Ridley
Cat Ninja rode through Metro City, on the lookout. And there was nothing here, which was suspicious. Usually there was a villain out, someone lurking the shadows, waiting for Metro City's hero to come out and face them. Not today, which worried Cat Ninja, there was ALWAYS someone there. He walked into an alleyway, thinking this was how he was gonna-
CRASH!
A young girl flew threw a building and into the one near Cat Ninja. A yellow haired blonde stepped out of the first building, yellow gauntlets on her hands.
Yang: Nailed it. *Looks at the rest of team RWBY* Hey, got Cinderfall.
Cat Ninja didn't like the sound of that. He threw himself in front of the girl, shielding her from anything else.
Yang: Aw, a it's a ca-
BANG!
A bō staff to the face stopped her sentence. "A few days after being resurrected and I'm already being hit? Wel- WAIT, CINDER'S GONE!" Yang screamed. Ruby Rose instantly ran after her, Cat Ninja being unable to stop her. He turned to Yang, not allowing her to escape. Suddenly, a Green mech appeared, Master Hamster inside. "Don't worry Cat Ninja! I've got thi- OOF!" He was promptly punched into a building, and flew back at Yang, who punched him. He punched her back into a building, and flew after her. Weiss ran after Yang, as Octopunch joined the fray and started battle Weiss, leaving only Cat Ninja and Blake. Blake pulled out her Katana, and Cat Ninja starts to whirl around his bō staff.
Fight![]
Cat Ninja leapt into the air and slammed his staff into the ground where Blake was, only for Blake to dodge. Blake retaliated by trying to hit him with a snap of her grapple, but Cat Ninja jumped out of the way. Blake then tried to shoot him, turning her katana into a gun. She shot a few shots, but Cat Ninja twirled his staff and blocked them like a Jedi Master. Blake shot more shots, but Cat Ninja deflect them and then threw cat shurikens at her, but she reactivated her katana mode and deflected them back at Cat Ninja, who lept into the sky and threw an entire nunchuck at her. She used her grapple to grab and shove it out of the way, and then uses her grapple to get up onto a tall building, Cat Ninja using his own grapple to follow.
As soon as Cat Ninja leapt up after Blake, and found her standing in front of him, sword at her side. Using lightning quick speed, he tosses a shuriken, only for Blake to turn into smoke! The cat coughed up a hairball and tossed it away. Suddenly 3 bullets come flying at him, but he tosses 3 shurikens in return and a clanging sound is heard. Cat Ninja runs off the side of the building and onto another building where Blake is. Shocked, she throws her grapple at him like a whip, but Cat Ninja tosses his own grapple at hers, however her's latches around his. The cat eyes go wide as Blake pulls him towards her. She backwards roundhouse kicks him, her heel hitting his face. CN goes flying off the building and his grapple nearly saves him, but untangles with Blake, causing him to fall down. But Metro City's hero isn't done yet, and gets back up. He tosses his grapple through a window, and climbs up.
Blake: *Watching him* What the-?
Blake fires bullets from above, but CN climbs into the window and pulls his grapple up. He then runs to stairs and finds Blake Belledonna running down. Black lepts down at him, and smashes her sword and sheath against his bō staff, pushing the ninja cat down. Cat Ninja struggles to get up, but manages to shove his staff upwards, sending Blake's sword and sheath up. This leaves Blake open, so Cat Ninja slams the side of his staff into the side of Blake's stomach. The catgirl brings her sword and sheath back down, but her adversary backflips and throws a nunchuck at her, only to miss and hit the window. Blake looks at the window before realizing that it's a distraction, but it's too late. Her adversary tackles her out the window, sending them both spriling at the ground.
Blake punches Cat Ninja into the air, and then uses Shadow to double jump into a window, as Cat Ninja uses his grapple to catch onto the window Black went through. Unluckily for him, the grapple hung but was too long and caused him to hit the side of building and fall anyways. CN winced as he got up off the concrete floor. His body ached, and he knew that he had been underestimating his foe for far too long. CN got up and grabbed his nunchuck, ready to end his foe.
Blake: *Looking at CN from the top of the building* *Whispers* Sorry to do this. *Unsheaths Gambol Shroud and jumps off the building*
Cat Ninja: *Looks up* MEOW! *Raises nunchuck*
The Gambol Shroud met the chain of Cat Ninja's nunchuck, and sparks flew. Blake smirked. Only then did Cat Ninja realize that her grapple had wrapped around his left leg like a whip. The cat was whisked off his feet and onto the floor. He attempted to hit Blake with the nunchuck in his hand, but it was shot out of his hand. Blake threw Cat Ninja, and he flew . . . towards his grapple. Blake threw her sheath at him, but the ninja kicked it back, and grabbed his grapple. He then yanked it free, and landed. Blake uses Shadow but is strained and tired for some reason, something Cat Ninja only realized now. Cat Ninja knew that this was his chance, and threw his grapple at her, destroying her clone but she dodged, but still gave his enough time to wrap his grapple around her. He then grabbed his nunchuck and slammed it on her head, and walked away.
KO-
Just then, Blake disappeared and grabbed him from behind.
Blake: *Panting* You . . . nearly . . . got me . . . you fought . . . good . . . now . . . sorry in advance.
Fire Shadow clones of Blake stepped out from the building, and jumped at Cat Ninja, at he suddenly understood why Blake seemed strained. He then also realized that he while he was thrown he wasn't looking at her.
A few minutes later . . .
Blake Belladonna woke up as Cat Ninja did the same, both eyeing each other, visibly hurt. Blade made the first move. She ran towards him and went for the axe kick which her ninja opponent promptly dodged. Cat Ninja leapt onto her shoulders and hit the pressure points on her neck and hopped off, as Blake clutched her neck. Cat Ninja ran towards her, and as she turned around he punched her in the face, causing her to stumble back. He then leapt into the air and prepared another punch, but his catgirl adversary uppercut him back onto the ground. Blake dove for her Gambol Shroud, as Cat Ninja brought out his sai. Blake and CN clashed, sparks flying around. Blake scored a lucky hit, slashing his right cheek. But Cat Ninja took it farther than he'd ever before, and stabbed her in the stomach. Blake cried out in pain and stumbled back, clutching her stomach. She raised her bloodied hand and gripped Gambol Shroud with both hands, ready to finish off Cat Ninja, but the vigilante wasn't done yet. He threw his sai and stabbed her shoulder as she fired off a bullet. Two shoulders were hit, and Cat Ninja bled for the first time. In rage, the ninja threw himself at Black and kicked her stomach where she'd been stabbed, as she cried out again and crumpled on the floor like paper, shakily taking deep breaths. Cat Ninja realized what he'd done, and hit her neck pressure point. Blake blacked out, as fire engulfed the city.
KO!
Conclusion[]
S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CATGIRL!
Tiny Ninja: *At the same time as S* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NINJA!
S: AGH! Well, despite 8 volumes of feats, 14 comic books guy wins. This mainly boiled down to three feats: 138.87 ton blast. Cat Ninja dodging lightning. And Cat Ninja pulled down a giant robot. Let's go over the first. Surviving a 138.87 ton blast is WAY more than Blake's 7 ton feat. In fact, Weiss had to cover all of them in ice. Cat Ninja survived a multi-city block explosion while Blake survived something way less with help. The second feat is Cat Ninja dodging lightning. This means Cat Ninja can move AT speeds as fast as lightning, even if you say this is only reactionary speeds, Blake's own feat of lightning dodging has debunked to mach 11 only, while lightning moves at mach 300. Cat Ninja's feat HASN'T been debunked though, and even if it was debunked to Blake's level, they'd still be equal in skill.
Tiny Ninja: Last feat. Cat Ninja pulling down a giant robot. Ok, this thing was roughly the size of a five cars stacked. Five cars is 7 pounds, and it's not too far fetched to say this is steel. This mean Cat Ninja brought down a 7 ton robot, and one shotted it by dragging it down. And do you think a cat weighs more that 7 tons?
S: All-in-all, this means that Cat Ninja can't really be hurt by Blake while he can hurt her and keep up and dodge anything potentially fatal to him, which there's just about none. Blake wasn't totally outclassed though, she matched Cat Ninja in skill and had slightly more versatility, plus she was more experienced and probably had better grappling skills.
Tiny Ninja: Looks like she just can't beat Cat Ninja. The winner, is Cat Ninja!
Post-Fight[]
Cat Ninja awkwardly walked into a warehouse as the rest of team RWBY and a damaged Master Hamster followed. After finding out that they had attacked the wrong people, Cat Ninja, Master Hamster, and Octopunch helped the team in their search for Cinder, but she was gone. Following this they'd found out what happened to Blake, and were understandably pissed off. To make up for it, Cat Ninja led them to a place they could stay until they needed to go. The squad was still mad, which was VERY apparent from their looks. CN and MH conversed together, MH often disagreeing with CN.
CN: *Whispers to MH*
MH: *Whispers back* No, we should tell them.
CN: *Whispers again, more annoyed this time*
MH: *Whispers still* They've helped us with Hoot, and know who we are. They should know.
CN: *Whispers angrily*
MH: WELL THEN, FINE!
Team RWBY looked at the two animals, still mad but wanting to know what the two were talking about. Cat Ninja and Master Hamster looked back at the team, then decided to tell them.
MH: So we've decided this'll be our secret, because SOMEONE *Glares at CN* decided not to tell anyone. Anyhow, we gotta bounce, goodbye.
Cat Ninja calls his motorcycle as MH rides away on his bowlicopter.
Next Time[]
The fastest beings in the universe! Anddddddddd their blue.
Trivia[]
- The connections are that Cat Ninja and Blake are both Ninja-like (One IS a ninja) protectors that swing around using ropes/whips/grapples/etc.
- Both are cats (Cat Ninja is literally a cat, Blake is a catgirl)