Introduction[]
Boomstick: Ahhh...Cartoons. Everybody loves them, especially the characters. Like Bugs Bunny, from Looney Tunes.
Wiz: Mickey Mouse, from Disney...
Boomstick: Tom & Jerry from Tom & Jerry...
Wiz: Woody Woodpecker from Universal...
Boomstick: And Popeye the sailor man from King features. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skills to see who'd win a Death battle. But first I'd like to say something. Tom & Jery will be working together in this death battle, not against each other. Now to the analyzing.
Bugs Bunny[]
Wiz: For years, no Hunter has dared messing with the rabbit hole of Bugs Bunny.
Boomstick: Because every time a hunter gets close to Bugs, he trolls the crap out of them!
Wiz: And there's tons of reasons why. Bugs has superhuman strength that makes him capable of doing things like sticking his finger in Elmer fudd's gun making it backfire and punching through concrete! He also has Super speed being able to run more than 100 miles per hour.
Boomstick: He also has super agility being capable of dodging bullets and super durability being able to survive gunshots and explosives.
Wiz: He also has EXTREME TOON FORCE being able to: Break the forth wall, pull weapons out of nowhere, enter mirrors and paintings & even enter people's dreams!!!!
Boomstick: Bugs is extremely smart since he outsmarts literally everybody. He usually uses disguises, but I mean why can't Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam or Daffy Duck ever see the giant ears sticking out of his head!?
Wiz: Bugs' main form of transportation is burrowing through the earth. Bugs can burrow super fast through rock and dirt and even burrow through COMIC BOOK PANELS!!!!!!!
Boomstick: And somehow he can spin his ears around so fast, that he flies. But he doesn't even need to do this because he can fly anyway!
Bugs Bunny: Look! I'm the B-17!
Wiz: Bugs also has impressive fighting skills being a master at pretty much every weapon he picks up. He also has Supernatural luck even being able to defy the laws of physics and gravity!
Bugs: My teacher never taught me gravity...
Wiz: He even has the power of Hyptoism being able to control a Bear and Elmer Fudd to think they were birds! But when Elmer tried to do this to Bugs, he resisted it!
Boomstick: He also has some weird but impressive weapons...Carrots.
Wiz: But these aren't normal carrots (though, he does love eating carrots) he has Super Carrots that give him the powers of Superman.
Powers of Superman-
- EXTREME Strength
- Super Speed
- Super Durability
- Flight
- Solar radiation Absorbtion
- Enhanced senses
- Genuis Intellect
- X-ray vision
- Pretty much super everything
Boomstick: He even has a freakin' carrot Lightsaber!
Wiz: He also has a Carrot Gun that only has one shot. But besides carrots he also has a singing sword, acme speed vitamins that give him the speed of the roadrunner, that's at least past 500 miles per hour!
Boomstick: He also has a giant magnet, a Hyde formula (turns him into monster) & revolvers named seven, nine & pea.
Wiz: But Probally Bugs' most powerful and overpowered ability is his ability to become the ARTIST and erase people from existence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomstick: Bugs is overpowered...
Bugs Buny: What's up doc?
Mickey Mouse[]
Wiz: Mickey Mouse, the mascot of Disney. Who is also pretty powerful. He has Super Strength letting him twist water pipes like they're nothing, resist the pull of a tornado, kick a ball so hard it bursts into flames & even held back n angry Donald...with a finger!
Boomstick: He also has Super Speed, looking like a blur when he runs!
Wiz: He also has Toon Force that lets Mickey break the forth wall & pull weapons out of nowhere.
Boomstick: He also has many weapons and forms like his Jedi Mickey form.
Force Powers-
- Telekinisis
- Force push/pull
- Force Crush
- Mind trick
- Precognition
- Enhanced senses
- Beast control
- Tutaminis
- Choke
Wiz: He also has a Lightsaber that can deflect/block attacks and can cut through almost everything.
Boomstick: He also has his Super Mickey form that gives him Super strength (can lift entire clubhouse with one hand) and flight. But his powers only last for 10 minutes and he needs Ludving Von drakes' superhero machine.
Wiz: He also has magic powers that lets him defy the laws of physics and turn people into animals. He can also blast fireballs and energy blasts from his hands or wand.
Boomstick: He also has his Knight Armor with has a punching glove instead of a sword...cause why not. Mickey also has a shield which can block attacks.
Wiz: Mickey is extremely powerful for a mouse.
Mickey Mouse: Ah-Ha! Hey Kids!
Tom & Jerry[]
Wiz: Pets can be pretty destructive at the house while your away...but you've never met Tom the cat and Jerry the mouse.
Boomstick: The plots pretty much always the same, Jerry makes a whole in Tom's house and they chase each other around for at least 5 minutes, beating the crap out of eachother.
Wiz: First, we will be analyzing Jerry. Jerry has super durability and can survive being crushed and stomped on. He also has super strength and can easily toss around Tom.
Boomstick: Just like every mouse, Jerry is extremely fast and agile being able to avoid most attacks.
Wiz: He's also incredibly smart, outsmarting Tom easily. He also has a Muscular form that lets him absolutely wreck Tom.
Boomstick: He also has the stupidest power ever, Super eating. Meaning he eat a huge amount of cheese.
Wiz: He also has magic powers, Telekinisis and Hyptoism being able to use them to beat up Tom.
Boomstick: Now it's time to analyze Tom.
Wiz: Tom can easily lift more than a ton (2000 pounds) and race from Hollywood to Borneo in 5 seconds! That about Mach 203.02!!!
Boomstick: Tom also has toon force that gives him tons of reality bending powers that are funny.
Wiz: Tom has forth wall awareness--
Boomstick: Wait what?!
Tom: Hello.
Wiz: Hi, Tom.
Boomstick: Am I the only one who thinks this is a little freaky?
Wiz: Tom can pull weapons out of nowhere.
Tom: Do you mean my Axes and hammers?
Wiz: Yes. This ability is also called Hammerspace. Tom also has Elasticity where he can stretch his body very far.
Boomstick: He also has body control where he can fit his body in extremely small places.
Tom: Don't forget my Regenaration.
Wiz: Tom has Regenaration powers and can survived being crushed and even vaporized! He also has life support which means he can breathe on the moon.
Tom: MEOW.
Woody Woodpecker[]
Boomstick: Time for the most annoying bird in TV history.
Wiz: Woody has Toon Force that easily allows him to break the laws of nature. Woody can break the 4th wall, enter paintings and mirrors, enter other people's dreams, can give life to his paintings/drawings & pull weapons out of nowhere.
Boomstick: And somehow this bird as a Genuis intellect and can outsmart most of his opponents.
Wiz: The Woodpecker also has Regenaration powers that allow him to survive being chrushed, disenagrated etc., he also has life support that lets him effortlessly walk on the moon!
Boomstick: He can also duplicate himself and make clones!
Wiz: Woody can even make portals by putting doors on the floor. He can even manipulate weather!
Boomstick: He also has elasticity (stretching his body) and body control (where he can fit in small spaces).
Wiz: Woody is pretty overpowered and can even ride on shadows!!!!! He also has Telekinisis & Hyptoism.
Boomstick: He also has Supernatural luck that lets him defy things like gravity and can fly.
Wiz: But he does have some weaknesses and can be immature and naive sometimes.
Boomstick: He also has the MOST ANNNOYING LAUGH EVER.
Woody Woodpecker: HahahaHAhahahahaHAhahahahahahaha
Popeye[]
Boomstick: Oh boy.
Wiz: Popeye does not have an origin story but is well known for being one of the most physically fit characters in FICTION!
Boomstick: How does is this little guy that powerful?
Wiz: Popeye's strength is so great that he's been able to do ridiculous things like: Lift giant ships, punch Bluto so he became a baby (cause that's logical), destroy a comet with his bare hands, pull the Grand Canyon back together with a rope & parted the Red Sea by walking through it!
Boomstick: Like Moses!
Wiz: Popeye is super strong but he can get EVEN STRONGER! If Popeye eats Spinach (ew) he becomes EXTREMELY powerful. He becomes stronger and is immune to Reality warping & Hypnotism!
Boomstick: And just like every one else on this list, Popeye has Toon Force letting him Break the forth wall, pull weapons out of nowhere and even ENTER THE REAL WORLD!
Wiz: He also has pipe that lets him create massive fires and block attacks.
Popeye: I'm Popeye the sailor man (Toot,toot!)
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the Combatnants are set, let's end this debate.
Boomstick: ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Tom is sleeping on the floor in his house. Jerry tip toes out of his hole and gets a peice of cheese from a mousetrap. This wakes Tom up and he starts chasing Jerry around the house, knocking over lamps and stuff. They stop because they here something banging on the roof.
They head to the roof only to find Woody Woodpecker banging on the roof.
Tom: Hey! Stop that!
Woody: Hahaha
Meanwhile on the other side of the street in the other house, Bugs, Mickey & Popeye are arguing.
Mickey: Goku!
Bugs: Superman!
Popeye: I 'Gree wit Bugs.
Mickey: Hey guys look!
The three go check it out.
Tom: I gonna tell you one more time, Woodpecker, get off the roof!
Woody: Gotta catch me!
Popeye: There's no need to.
FIGHT!
Mickey jumps at Jerry to try to punch him but he dodges the punch and uppercuts Mickey. Mickey tries to punch Jerry a couple of more times but Jerry just keeps dodging. Mickey pulls out a bat and tries to hit Jerry but he catches the bat with his hand and yawns. He then throws Mickey across the roof. Jerry runs at Mickey but Mickey punches him off the roof.
Jerry: Ooof!
Mickey jumps down and conjures up a peice of cheese to distract Jerry, but Jerry easily eats it all up and turns into his Muscular form. Jerry punches Mickey into the side of the house. Mickey turns into his Knight form and blocks a couple of punches from Jerry. He then uses his punching glove stick-thingy and extends it, sending Jerry through the fence, hitting the house next door. This crushes Jerry (his muscular form wore off) against the wall. Jerry pops off the side of the building, puts on his wizard hat and blasts Mickey back.
Mickey stands up but Jerry uses his Telekinisis and slams Mickey on the ground about 5 times.
Mickey: Alright buster! Take this!
Mickey throws a gigantic fireball at Jerry, disenagrating him.
Tom: We're playing it that way are we?!
Tom pulls a giant mallet out of nowhere and hits Mickey on the head. But then Mickey uppercuts Tom and sends him flying to the other side of the house.
Tom: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Tom hits the ground. He stands up. He sees a beautiful cat standing in front of him.
Pretty Cat (Secretly Bugs): Hello!
To starts drooling over the pretty cat but then Bugs pulls a giant hammer out of nowhere and hits Tom on the head. Bugs shrugs the costume off. Tom gets up and runs at 155,700.982 miles per hour around Bugs then punches him a couple of times. Bugs gets out his Speed Vitimans and catches up with Tom. They race across the country while punching each other, until Bugs trips Tom sending him rolling.
Tom stands up to find he's in the deserts of Nevada. Bugs arrives and pulls out his Carrot Lightsaber and chops Tom into 5 little slices. But Tom Regenarates/pulls himself together.
Bugs: Huh.
Tom punches Bugs and knocks him back a few feet. Bugs stands back up and uses his Hypnosis powers.
Bugs: You are getting very sleepy, very sleepy.
Tom falls onto the ground and starts sleeping.
Bugs: When you awake awake you will be a bird!
Bugs snaps his fingers. Tom stands up and starts flapping his arms, flying away. Chirping like a bird.
Bugs pulls a Bazooka out of nowhere.
Bugs: PULL!!!
Bugs fires the massive rocket launcher at him, exploding Tom.
Bugs starts burrowing back to the house.
Meanwhile, back at the house...
Popeye: Imma gonna teach you a lesson,bird!
Woody: HahahaHAhahahahaHAhahahahahahaha
Popeye punches Woody sending him flying through the chimney. Popeye tries to punch Woody again be he jumps in the air, pulls a jackhammer out of nowhere and uses it on Popeye's head. This barely affects Popeye and he grabs Woody from above him and slams him on the ground.
Woody stands back up and uses his Weather Manipulation powers. It starts raining and it's thundering a whole lot. Woody summons lightning, which hit Popeye. The smoke clears and Popeye is perfectly fine. Popeye punches Woody sending him flying to the house behind them. Woody runs around in the house and grabs a peice of paper and a pen. He draws a huge mech shaped like him and brings it to life.
Woody Woodpecker: Take this! (Makes machine gun sounds)
The bullets come down all around Popeye but he jumps in the air and uppercuts the mech, sending its head flying off. Woody lands on the ground, butt first. Woody uses Telekinisis and slams Popeye on the ground a few times. Popeye stands up only to find Woody grabbing a freaking SHADOW OFF THE GROUND and slamming it on Popeye.
Popeye: Oof!
Popeye spins his arm around then punches Woody, sending him all the way to the moon! Woody stands up and dusts himself off. Popeye jumps up there but Woody uppercuts him into the air. Woody pulls a door out of nowhere and opens it up (teleportian door) Popeye falls through it. The screen pauses. Popeye jumps out of the battle and into the real world, in my house!
Popeye: That's not how it ends!
Me: I mean I wasn't gonna end it that way...
Popeye: Oh, alright.
Me: Now get back in there!
Popeye: Hold on...
Popeye goes to the fridge and drinks some water, has a snack then gets back in there.
Me: Did that really just happen?!
Play
Popeye punches out of the door and repeatedly punches Woody. The last punch sends him flying around the moon then back. Woody creates at least 50 clones of himself then starts beating on Popeye. Popeye gets mad and beats the crap out of all of them. He finds the actual Woody and punches him so hard, he hits a whole bunch of asteroids like a pinball machine! Popeye grabs two giant ones and smashes Woody.
Popeye heads back to earth. Bugs has just arrived back at the house by burrowing and Popeye just landed. Mickey is waiting on them on some stairs, eating popcorn.
Mickey Mouse: Why'd you guys take so long?
Mickey blasts Fireballs and Energy blasts at Bugs and Popeye, knocking them both back. Bugs pulls out his carrot gun and shoots Popeye but this doesn't do anything and Popeye punches Bugs, sending him flying down the street.
Mickey uses his super speed and builds a brick wall in between him and Popeye.
Mickey: That should do I--
Popeye breaks through the wall and punches Mickey into the house. Mickey stands up and turns on his Lightsaber.
Mickey: Alright, you asked for it!
Mickey slashes Popeye with his Lightsaber a few times then force pushes him into the living room. Popeye picks up the couch and tries to slam it on Mickey buy he chops in half. Mickey creates a mini-tornado of stuff in the house and throws it at Popeye, knocking him back. Popeye jumps at Mickey and punches him up to the next floor of the house. Mickey uses the force to crush a couple of Poeye's bones, then pulls Popeye towards and stabs him with his Lightsaber. Popeye falls to the ground.
Bugs arrives there and gets his Carrot Lightsaber out. The two of them begin dueling. Mickey uses the force and pulls a lamp towards him, hitting Bugs in the head. Mickey tries to hit Bugs with the saber but Bugs dodges it and the two lock lightsabers. Mickey stops and begins force choking Bugs, he then force pushes him, knocking him back. Bugs gets out his Super Carrot and gains the powers of Superman. Bugs punches Mickey and sends him flying downstairs, creating a small crater in the floor. Mickey stands up and uses the Superhero machine to become Super Mickey.
Super Mickey punches Bugs, sending him outside. Mickey picks up a house and tries to slam it on Bugs but he uses his super speed and dodges it. Bugs uses his heat vision and blasts him down the street. Mickey flies at Bugs and knocks him into the sky. Mickey flies towards him but Bugs dodges the punch and grabs his leg, slamming him back to the ground. This creates a small crater.
Mickey: That hurt!
Meanwhile, Popeye stands up and digs in his pocket and pulls out a jar of Spinach. He gobbles it down. He muscles grow even bigger and he flexes his muscles.
He jumps outside.
Popeye: I'm gonna teach you a lesson!
Bugs: Uh-oh.
Super Mickey wears off. Mickey throws some fireballs at Popeye but this doesn't effect him and he punches Mickey, sending him flying around the world. Mickey circles back to where Popeye is then he knocks him down, through the earth and to Australia. Mickey struggles to stand up, only to find Popeye lifting up a giant mountain, then slamming it Mickey, killing him.
Popeye jumps back through the hole, back to were Bugs is. Bugs eats another super carrot, refueling his powers.
Bugs punches Popeye, sending him flying through a couple of houses. Popeye jumps at Bugs and punches him, destroying the house. Popeye rips the sidewalk off the street and ties Bugs up. Popeye drop kicks him all the way to San Francisco. Popeye picks up a building like a baseball bat and hits bugs. Sending him flying.
Bugs: Of course you know, this means war.
Bugs catches Popeye's last punch and throws him through a building. Bugs' eyes then glow red and he unleashes a giant blast of Heat vision on Popeye, destroying a couple of buildings and hurting Popeye. Popeye stands back up and jumps in the air. Bugs and Popeye both punch eachother, making a massive shock wave.
Bugs goes flying into the air until Popeye jumps in the air and punches him back to earth. Popeye begins repeatedly punching Bugs and beating the crap out of him.
Popeye: I'm strong to the finich, 'cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor the Sailor man! (toot! Toot!)
Popeye slams another building on top of Bugs.
Popeye: That was easy.
The screen stops. A giant pencil comes out of nowhere and erases Popeye. The screen zooms out.
Bugs Bunny: Aint' I a stinker.
K.O.!
Bugs is shown returning to his hole in the woods, only to find Elmer Fudd.
Bugs Bunny: What's up doc?
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: My childhood just died...
Wiz: All of these character were extremely powerful but let's break down how the fight happened. Jerry was the first to go because he was the only one on this list who didn't have Toon Force, so was easily defeated by Mickey.
Boomstick: Tom couldn't stand up to Bugs' immense Toon Force. But seriously, he can go more than 100,000 miles per hour! That's a fast kitty!
Wiz: Then there's Popeye. We really don't have to analyze the rest of the battle because Popeye easily beat the crap out of all of them. He smashed Woody with two astroids and killed Mickey with a freakin' mountain!
Boomstick: I'm gonna start eating more spinach.
Wiz: But even though everyone in this battle was powerful, it really all came down to who has the most toon force. And it was Bugs Bunny. I mean he could become the freakin' artist!
Boomstick: Why is Looney Tunes scary now?...
Wiz: The winner is the king of trolling, Bugs Bunny.
