| Carnage vs Slenderman
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| Season 2, Episode 21 | |
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| Air date | 9/25/2020 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Marvel vs Creepypasta: What happens when you put two very hard combatants who have a track record for creating a killing spree from where their around well you get Carnage vs Slenderman two near unkillable, Fast healing beings who can create and make objects from their bodies
Interlude[]
Wiz: The hero is seen as the savior for everyone and why not they come to the rescue when you cant handle yourself or ae faced with a near life ending situation
Boomstick: But you know what they say the Hero is only as good as the Villain
Wiz: Carnage the psychopath bonded with a murderer to become the arch nemesis to Spider-Man
Boomstick: And The Slenderman the forest stalking kidnapper. He´s Wiz and I´m Boomstick
Wiz: And today we´ll look at their Armor, Stats and Skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Carnage spews into Death Battle[]
Wiz: The Spectacular Spider-Man is one name that everyone knows in the line of good and is someone who they can look up to for help unfortunately for him he also comes with a series of deadly villains who want to kill him
Boomstick: Meet Cletus Kasady a one way psychopath born that way since birth
Wiz: Cletus was a violent child from the start killing his Mother´s dog which resulted in her trying to kill him before his Father killed his Mother
Boomstick: Jesus Christ what is wrong with this family? well when looking at it no wonder Cletus was arrested for murder by the web head Spider-man and was thrown in jail but things would take a down hill
Wiz: One of Cletus jail mates was another Spidey villain you all know as Venom and after helping Eddie Brock escape a little bit of Venom had fallen on the floor and what Eddie and Cletus didnt know was this thing was...Pregnant?
Boomstick: Yeah you see this black ink isnt just your typical Gak instead it is an alien known as Klyntar and after getting loose from Venom this thing found it´s new host Cletus and just like Venom this thing bonded but in a completely different way due to a cut on Cletus the new goo fused with him and together they created everyone´s worst nightmare Carnage which is a nice and fitting name for two people who are complete psychopaths
Wiz: The two would go on to be an unstoppable force so much that the likes of Spider-man and Venom couldnt stop him and they became a killing duo for the two
- Name: Cletus Kasady
- Height: 6´1
- Weight: 190 lbs
- Age Unkown
- Convicted for 11 murders
- Host of the Carnage symbiote
Boomstick: Carnage has all your typical Superhuman buffs along with Abilites for an average Symbiote stuff like Strength, Speed, Durability, Insane Healing factor and even 360-degree perception and has your famous Wall crawling
Wiz: Well Carnage holds other types of abilites like Possession or Shape shifting and juts like Spider-Man he holds the ability to shoot out webs, He holds an insane resistance to Injury since his Healing factor let´s him heal from many deadly blows
Boomstick: Carnage can create webs to swing on or make Tendrils to attack with
Wiz: He can also create Traps or Snares for people with bad luck and like Venom himself he´s capable of surpassing the Spider sense
Boomstick: That OP thing that allows Spider-man to easily dodge stuff moving at Light speed? thats insane
Wiz: But you want to know whats more insane? the fact that this isnt his final verison meet Dark Carnage a much more powered version of Cletus in where he gains the ability to easily take control of People´s mind with Brain symbiotes which turn people into other helpers of this more deadlier Carnage
Boomstick: He can even control those poor people fallen under his control and he even becomes unfazed by Hellfire which is like one of the Symbiotes biggest weaknesses
Wiz: With his shape shifiting he can make stuff out of his limbs like Axes or sharp weapons and then he can rip them off his own body and throw them and oh it just gets more crazy after fusing with the Silver Surfer to become Carnage Cosmic where he´s capable of Matter manipulation on the Molecular scale
Boomstick: Oh my god this guy´s insane
Wiz: And he´s shown it to like taking hits from such powerful beings like Sentry and Hulk, It takes both Venom and Spider-Man to even match him and these are people who can lift up to 200 tons and even 3,200 thousand tons
- Superhuman Strength
- Superhuman Speed
- Superhuman Durability
- Insane Healing factor
- 360-degree perception
- Tendrills
- Webbing
- Dark Carnage
- Mind Manipulation
- Carnage Cosmic
- Matter manipulation on molecular scale
- Can sprout wings and fly
Boomstick: But 3 thousand tons isnt new when compared to Dark Carnage or even Carnage cosmic beings who can match the Hulk and Juggernaugt beings who can destroy worlds Requiring 6.1 teratons of TNT
Wiz: He´s even taken Hulk´s famous Thunderclap and even multiple hits from Hulk oh and he even takes blows from Juggernaugt who is more than capable of breaking down a Mystical dimensional wall
Boomstick: He was fast enough to spread Tendrils around New york city and has taken blasts from Andrea Hellfire
Wiz: He´s also able to fight the Red Goblin and has kept up with the Hulk in terms of speed and has been able to move at Mach 7,000 thousand (5,370,884 Million mph) and dont think Carnage is some Maniac who charges in guns blazing because he is incredibly smart for two Serial killers put together and is wierdly good at stealth
Boomstick: He´s Fought people like Captain America, Wolverine and Deadpool
Wiz: One of his greatest Feats is him surviving an explosion from a Gene-bomb
- Tanked hits from Hulk and Juggernaugt
- Survived Hulk´s famous Thunderclap
- Spread Tendtrils around New york
- Fought Red Goblin, Spider-man, Venom, Hulk, Juggernaugt, Deadpool, Wolverine and Captain America
- Can reach speeds of 5 million mph
- Survived being hit by Hellfire
- Tanked the Gene-Bomb
Boomstick: Goddamn this dude seems unstoppable
Wiz: Except that he isnt while he´s tanked Hellfire he is not Immune to it and enough fire will expose the weakend host beneath
Boomstick: And he´s weak to sound as it´s one of his biggest weaknesses
Wiz: And since he has a One track mind he can easily be Manipulated but we should let you know that while Fire and Sound weaken him alot of exposure has lead to him gaining some resistance to it
- Weak to Fire and Sound
- Can be easily Manipulated
Boomstick: But good god if there´s one thing to do when see Carnage it´s that you run the other way and dont look back
Slenderman stalks into Death Battle[]
Wiz: If there´s one thing Parents warn their children it´s that you never go into the woods by yourself or even listen and follow the Man in the woods
Boomstick: But for this story we have to go leagues into the past around 11,000 thousand years approximately where a weird yet dangerous entity was starting to show up dressed as some Man in a black suit with a red tie and he appeared with no emotions a blank face
Wiz: This was The Slenderman a fictional, deadly and powerful entity who has one goal in mind
Boomstick: Kidnap Children and force some of them to become his Proxies
Wiz: And The Slenderman kept up this victious act by kidnapping Children from all different periods of time and nobody knew what to do because Slenderman came with a whole set of magical and powerful abilites and he became stuff of legends and to the pointof becoming a sort of entity where in enough people belive in something it suddenly becomes real
Boomstick: Which explains alot well Slenderman keeps this act up and has kidnapped thousand if not billions of Kids but fear not adults cause sometimes Slendy can even kidnap Adults as well Slenderman dosent care he chooses who he wants
Wiz: Slenderman´s true motives may not be clear but he has been seen as Destructive, Powerful and Deadly to the point of causing Rifts in Universes
Boomstick: But good old Slendy wouldnt be as deadly without some kick ass powers
- Name: The Slenderman
- Height: 7´0
- Weight: Unkown
- Age: 11,000 thousand years
- Is more than likely a Tulpa
- Wears a Black suit with red tie
Wiz: Slenderman has loads of recognisable powers but no other gets more spotted than his infamous Slender sickness which gives off a terrible illness and can cause stuff like Hallucinations, Nausea and even internal bleeding
Boomstick: Another attack is his Paranoia Fuel which makes anyone around him feel Paranoied and why wouldnt it
Wiz: Slenderman can easily Teleport and can even use this to move through time itself and from his back comes another well known ability to him his Tendrils which can shoot out from his back at fast speeds and can even have little hands on them
Boomstick: His Aura can induce many things like Sleeplessness, Corruption and has the ability to mess up Electronics and some of his other powers include stuff like setting entire forests on Fire with Pyrokinesis, Can shoot out Energy, Umbrakinesis allows him to manipulate Darkness and has Telepathy
Wiz: He can even change his Size and can easily Shapeshift his body, Control the Wether, Minds and even Emotions
Boomstick: He can also wipe someone´s memory clean, Has Technopathy, Is able to turn his suit into armor and can even turn invisible
Wiz: He´s also more than capable of making people see time differently, Can cause other to suffer hallucinations, Control water with Aquakinesis, Can control Diseases with Virokinesis, Resurrect from the dead and posses people
Boomstick: He´s also able to revive people and has some form of Elasticity and can even maipulate time
Wiz: But let´s talk about Slenderman´s two most deadliest attacks his Scream and Slender stare
Boomstick: All you need to knwo for both is that the Scream can end life on the whole planet and his Slender stare is an unavoidable one shot
- Teleportation
- Slender sickness
- Tendrills
- Time manipulation
- Telekinesis
- Pyrokinesis
- Aquakinesis
- Elasticity
- Necromancy
- Memory wipping
- Mind control
- Technopathy
- Possession
- Resurrection
- Virokinesis
- Capable of causing earthquakes
- Wether control
- Size changing
- Energy shots
- Slender stare
- Slenderman´s scream
Wiz: This is not all for the wood stalker his Tendrils have the power to smash Space and Time itself and has easily won agianst many people like Evan, Sonic.exe and Ben drowned
Boomstick: he´s also fought a well trained knight, Has created many different and parrallel universes and a Mirror universe
Wiz: He´s killed many Cult memebers and has even created his own Pocket dimension, His tendrils are capable of smashing through reinforced steel doors, can rip up tree´s and can even burn steel
Boomstick: He´s easily reduced two girls into nothing more than bloody pulps and has reacted to point blank gun fire which could move at 1,800 thousand miles per hour
Wiz: But the one everyone know´s is the fact that Slenderman is capable of rifting and leeching the universe a universel event in which tons of Universes smashed into each other and were distorted he was fine to the point of not even feeling a scratch
- Fought Evan, Sonic.exe, Knight, Ben drowned
- Has created many different parrallel universes
- Made a mirror universe
- Has made Pocket dimensions
- Can smash reinforced steel
- Capable of lifting tree's
- Reacted to point blank bullets
- Beat twi girls to a bloody pulp
- Has killed many cult memebers
- Is the main cause of the Dimensional bleeding
- Can take hits from Zalgo
Boomstick: Goddman is there anyway to stop him?
Wiz: Unfortunetly not many the only true way to stop The Slenderman is to just to stop beliving in him entirely
Boomstick: And with how insane, deadly, popular and Badass he is that´s not going for a long time so heed your Parenst warning about the Man in rhe woods because The Slenderman is someone never to mess with
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we´ve ran the data through all possibilites
Boomstick: It´s time for a Death Battle!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Spider-man swung arounf the city as he had finished the night off with another criminal being placed under arrest but what he didnt know was that his night was about to change
Spider-man went for another swing near a set of woods but something odd happened his webs malfunctioned and he started to fall to the ground before slamming into the ground
Spider-Man: What was that about?
He stood up and looked around before his Spider-sense went off as a red tendril came out of the woods followed by a blast of Energy and than to the Neighborhood friendly Spider-Man Carnage and some other person jumped out and appeared to be clashing together
Fight[]
Carnage landed on the ground as multiple tendrils ripped through his body before sending him farther away before more tendrils rip through the Symbiotes body before healing back and charges slashing at The Slenderman who teleports away and than slams another much larger tendril into Carnage throwing him through the woods as he´s than hit by Energy blasts before being wrapped up and slammed into the ground before a wave of fire rips through him weakening the Symbiote
As Carnage jumps up Slenderman picks up a tree and chucks it towards Carnage who sends it back at him but Slenderman quickly teleports away and reappears behind Carnage but the Symbiote jumps up and slashes at the wood stalker ripping it´s face which oozes blood but quickly heals over and sends another wave of energy blasts at Carnage who blocks it with a shield and jumps at him ripping Slenderman up to pieces but he just quickly heals back
Slenderman than sends more Tendrils after Carnage who quickly avoides the attack before running back at the creature but Slenderman teleports away and rips up multiple tree´s and starts throwing them at the Red psychopath
Carnage makes an Axe out of his arm and rips the tree in half before slamming the weapon straight into his head throwing Slenderman into the ground as he slashes up the creature spilling blood onto the floor but the weapon is not enough as Slenderman heals over all the wounds and rips a Tendril straight through Carnage´s chest and slams the Symbiote into the ground but before any damage can be dealt to Carnage he creates a shield and blocks the incoming attack and than continued to attack with brute force but Slenderman heals from any wounds dealt to him
Carnage than creates a pair of wings and starts flying away as Slenderman starts shooting Energy balls at him but the flying psycho effortlessly ducks through the blasts before shooting out Projectiles and as Slenderman attempts to block the attack it hardly works as the attacks rip through him and causes Slenderman to fall back before Carnage slams into the monsters head and slams him into the ground before throwing him up, wraps a tendril around Slenderman and slams him into the ground
Slenderman than teleports away
Carnage starts looking around
Carnage: Where did you go?
Than with a powerful force Carnage is stomped into the ground by some unforeseen object before being thrown into the air and slashed at and ripped apart before slammed into a nearby building before the place is ripped up from the ground spun around and slammed into the ground repeatedly before the place explodes
Than Carnage jumps out with another series of projectiles ripping through the air which hits something as blood pools on top of the buildings Slenderman was finally revealed but this doesn't stop him and he slams his fist straight into Carnage destroying the whole City block before uppercutting Carnage into the air and does another series of rips and punches before grabbing his head and slams him into the ground
Than Slenderman creates a series of tendrils which slams into Carnage exploding and reaches entire city blocks before a bright flash and Carnage lungs out as Dark Carnage
But this still doesn't help as Slenderman easily rips apart the symbiote and slams Dark Carnage into a building near by. Dark Carnage than lunges through the city as he weaves through it and than turns Invisible
Slenderman looks around for the Symbiote but he cant find him than a series of powerful punches and slashes rip into Slender man before uppercutting Slender man which sends him into the tree but Slender man rips up the tree and sends it after Carnage who once again slashes the object in half before slashing slender man's face and sending many projectiles into Slender man who heals over them before teleporting away and things go black
Carnage than reopens his eyes to see a completely different world Horses with people riding them rode by than he realized that he was in the 1890´s
Than Slenderman reappears and slices up Carnage before lighting the place up on fire before ripping up the city and punches the ground onto the ground causing a huge earthquake shaking the place before Slenderman causes the whole place to explode and catches Dark Carnage in it
Slenderman looks down at the fire as Carnage jumps out again this time as Carnage Cosmic and slams into Slenderman before ripping him upwards as he continues to ram into him before slamming into the creatures chest and rips through the earth and out the other side before smashing through other planets but Slenderman teleports away and than slams a fist in the back of Carnage´s head which throws him against a planet which Slenderman destroyed with a tendril but Carnage than headbutts him before slashing and ripping up Slenderman before kicking him away and chases after him
Carnage than slams his head which throws Slenderman upwards before sending out Brain symbiotes to go after Slenderman who just turns them to dust with his fire and than he blasts at Slenderman with a long tendril and Slenderman sends a wave of fire which slams into Carnages chest but the tendril rips through Slenderman and the fire let´s loose a huge blast which obliterates Carnage before fusing back together and slams into Slenderman again and rips through another planet and heads for the sun
Carnage than swings Slenderman around and rips off a tendril as he throws Slenderman towards the sun but the Slenderman teleports away
Carnage Cosmic: What!
Than Slenderman appears in front of him to land a huge blow to the right side of his head than the left and a gut punch before grabbing an asteroid and slamming it into Carnage throwing him down and than reappears behind him and the giant rock to use his Telekinesis to slam into Carnage, Break the rock and send him flying upwards before giving chase and rushing past him before turning around and slaming into his head throwing Carnage into a nearby planet
Carnage looks up as Slenderman teleports behind him and takes control of his mind and rips out Cletus arm and snaps it off before ripping it clean out of it´s socket before returning back to his own mind and charging up a fiery fist and slams it into Carnages chest burning into the symbiote as it screams in pain while Slenderman uses its powers to reverse time and bring Carnage back to the start where his fist rips through Carnage before ripping him apart agian but Carnage quickly heals and slashes at Slenderman who heals
Carnage Cosmic: Ugh why cant we kill you?
Than Slenderman sets one of his Tendrils on fire and as Carnage charges at him he quickly possesses him keeping him still
Carnage Cosmic: What!! No!!!
Than Slenderman rips the fiery tendril through out his body lighting him a blaze before using his Slender stare and Scream to just Obliterate and completely Disintegrate Carnage Cosmic killing the Symbioting killer once and for all
And as Slenderman looks around all life on the planet dies streaming and falling to their knee´s
KO
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: I guess you could say Carnage was looking in death´s eyes although he technically doesn't have any eyes so the whole joke is ruined
Wiz: Well Carnage was a formidable foe having the better Speed for Miles and even a little bit of a better Fighting Experience but Slenderman was just leagues better
Boomstick: Remember how Carnage could fight and hold his own against Juggernaugt and Hulk? and we calculated the force needed to destroy the planet would be 6.1 Teratons well how about the Solar system
Wiz: Given the average Solar system size (484 million miles) this means the force to do this would equal to 138,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Tredecillion Tons
Boomstick: Mother of God how can Slenderman even rival that?
Wiz: Well remember how he could create Pockets in Dimensions? well this feat would require at most 100 Quindecillion tons of force
Boomstick: That´s 48 fucking zeroes oh and twenty times stronger than Carnage cosmic
Wiz: And don't forget he was also able to take hits from Zalgo and this is the guy who can create Universes and even destroyed a universe which if you didn't know are bigger than Solar systems
Boomstick: So looking at it Carnage should hold Experience and Speed while Slendy holds Strength and Durability?
Wiz: Well sort of the common conception is that Carnage should be more Experienced Fighting wise for how long they've been around well Slenderman is if not leagues more experienced but not like it at all matters cause Slenderman´s Arsenal out did Carnage and some
Boomstick: Remember how Carnage has stuff like Mind Manipulation, Invisibility and Shape shifting? well these are all cool except Slenderman counters with his own Mind Manipulations, Invisibility and even Shape shifting and had more to work on
Wiz: Stuff like Size changing, Time manipulation, Stuff that one shot Carnage, Memory wiping and even possession Carnage was just heavily outclassed in nearly everything that mattered
Boomstick: So yes Carnage might have been Faster and more Experienced Fighting wise, Slenderman insane Strength, Durability, Arsenal and just Sheer fucking power just over classed Carnage
Wiz: And if you think about it Slenderman had many ways of wiping out Carnage but Carnage just had no viable way of taking out Slenderman
Boomstick: Carnage really did look death in the eye and screamed on last time
Wiz: The winner is The Slenderman
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Slenderman (Winner)
+Strength
+Durability
+Overwhelming Arsenal
+Far destructive power
+Carnage had no true way of killing Slenderman
=Equal on Experience
-Speed
Carnage (Loser)
+Speed
=Experience
-Strength
-Durability
-Arsenal
-Less destructive
Track[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between Carnage and Slenderman is that both are Psychotic killers who have become infamous for their killing spree, Have insanse healing factors and can shoot out Tendril like weapons or even shift and create weapons
- The track would be called A Sickness for Carnage
- It mostly comes from the fact that Slenderman has an ability called the Slender Sickness and both Slenderman and Carnage have a love for spreading Carnage through out the woods and New york city