Description[]
They are both redheaded young women who secretly lead/work for a team of international heroes you travel the globe to track down and protect the world from evil under the secret of the law. This is the twelfth episode of the second season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
·Boomstick: There’s no questions asked that without a doubt, Super spies are super awesome
·Wiz: Traveling across the globe to thwart the plans of various evil organizations, these heroics are always ready for another adventure.
·Boomstick: And they’ve got awesome super suits that make them look fierce and sexy!
·Wiz: Sam Simpson, one of three Beverly Hills teens who are Totally Spies.
·Boomstick: and Carmen Sandiego, the stealer in red who’s pulled off caper after caper. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
·Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Carmen Sandiego is nowhere to be found in Death Battle[]
Wiz: On a bright sunny day in a in Buenos Aires, Argentina, a man came across an infant girl, lost and abandoned with no one claiming to be her parents. Unable to leave the infant, the man brought the girl back to his job cite to provide her with a new home.
Boomstick: But what this bouncing baby girl didn’t know was that this shady guy, named Shadowsan, was actually a member of a vast and shadowy criminal syndicate known as the Villains International League of Evil, a.k.a V.I.L.E. If that doesn’t scream “Bad Guys”, someone needs to speak up some more.
Wiz: In another plot twist, this girl also happened to be the daughter of former V.I.L.E agent, Dexter Wolf, a.k.a The Wolf, will his skills to hide in plain sight among civilians like any other random person to avoid authorities. Seeing protentional in the young girl, the faculty of V.I.L.E decide to raise and train the girl as one of their own, hoping one day she would become a master criminal just like her father.
Boomstick: Good news that they kid got herself a new family. Bad news, they’re a bunch of infamous criminal bend on controlling the world.
Wiz: Under the code name Black Sheep, the child was raised by a series of nannies from around the world, who gave her a broad education of fundamentals such as reading and writing as well as cultural and geographic exposure.
Boomstick: Having a strict "No Cell Phones" policy, Black Sheep had little access to the outside world, but that didn’t stop her from exploring the Isle of V.I.L.E. and the various rooms across the V.I.L.E building. During one of her pranks, she managed to snatch a V.I.L.E. member’s cell phone and hid it in f her set of Matryoshka dolls, one the few items she had from her father.
Wiz: As time passed, and the now teenage Black Sheep began to realize how boring life was on the island and how she wanted to see the world, after learning more about it by a skilled and young hacker named “Player”
Boomstick: Even to this day, we still have no idea what this kid’s real name is. Only that he lives in Canada and his last name is Bouchard.
Wiz: Having waited long enough, Black Sheep gathered the V.I.L.E. Faculty to state her case, arguing that while she was the youngest person on the island, she still has more than enough background to be a candidate for V.I.L.E. Academy to be trained as a world traveling thief. Although skeptical at first, the faculty member eventually voted in agreement, with the expression of Shadowsan, to enroll her into the academy with the recent batch of recruits.
Boomstick: A school that trains you be a master thief, sign me up for those courses. Anyway, Black Sheep excelled at all her classes, proving herself to be part of the team, gaining the respect of classmate Gary and the hatred of rival Sheena. From Self Defense classes, Stealth 101, Uncover Disguises, and Support Equipment, Black Sheep was your typical A+ student.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhjNKCyE7cg&list=PLj_BLZC6J5O_65jCCRND1lXdxpqYm3qTj
Wiz: With Graduation around the corner, Black Sheep only had one final exam to pass, Shadowsan's test, a pickpocketing exercise, was for the student to find a dollar bill hidden in one of the pockets on his coat within two minutes while dodging his martial arts attacks. Although the other students passed with flying colors, Black Sheep was the only one who failed.
Boomstick: That’s because, surprise surprise, Shadowsan never had a dollar in his pocket and didn’t want his kid to become a criminal, hunted by the authorities. While other students graduated, choose their codenames, and began going on missions, poor Black Sheep had to repeat her entire semester all over again. Hey Wiz, if got to choose my codename, guess wat it be?
Wiz: Let me guess…Booze-Shooter-9000
Boomstick: Hey, how’d you know that.
Wiz: Lucky guess. Moving on, now alone and frustrated, Black Sheep decided to follow her former classmates on their next mission and proof that she was just as skilled as they were. However, it was on this mission that she discovered the dark truth behind V.I.L.E’s missions and the harmful impact it had on the local community’s they stole from. Unwilling to apart of something so, well “Vile”, Black Sheep decided to escape the island and put a stop their schemes.
Boomstick: With Players help hacking into V.I.L.E’s computers, Black Sheep stole the hard drive containing high-value targets, swiped fancy a red coat and hat belonging to V.I.L.E member Ms. Booker, and hijacked a speed boat to escape the island once and force. On that night, Black Sheep was no more, and she dawned her alias as the one and only “Carmen Sandiego”, which she actually got from label of the hat she stole from Ms. Booker, which was kind of lame if you ask me.
Wiz: But at least the name is cool though. For the next several years, Carmen Sandiego made a name for herself around the world as a master thief, and made it her mission to put an end to V.I.L.E and their criminal ways.
Boomstick: Not mention becoming a serious pain in the ass for brash and bumbling French detective Chase Devineaux, and a personal interest in A.C.M.E agent Julia Argent. Hmmm, I wonder if there is any chemistry between those two, and I don’t mean the science kind of chemistry.
Wiz: With her new team and her training by her side, there was nothing Carmen couldn’t to pull of the greatest heist, the world has ever known.
Boomstick: Thanks to spending the majority of her early life at V.I.L.E. Academy, learning from her large pool of nannies, and being personally tutored by the V.I.L.E. faculty members, Carmen has an assortment of useful combat gear and crafty skills.
Wiz: Carmen is very fast and agile, able to run at incredible speeds as well as leap fairly long distances, performing amazing parkour attributes.
Boomstick: As a professional thief, Carmen can steal items without her opponents knowing or sensing the act. She once swiped a watch out of another thief’s hand and placed it back on the person’s arm after said thief had stolen it five second earlier. She even stole Doctor Saira Bellum notebook without her knowing when she was just a baby. Wow, I’m starting to think her spy skills were inherited genetically from her dad.
Wiz: Carmen is a master of stealth, given her ability to sneak into multiple high-security compounds to perform her heists and disappear in broad daylight. This has allowed her to evade capture by the likes of Interpol, A.C.M.E., and V.I.L.E.
Boomstick: Carmen's strategic planning and mental prowess seem to be her greatest asset. Whether it be her strong leadership skills, her ability to adapt to a dangerous situation in a fight, she is almost always able to triumph in difficult positions or against foes who are numerically superior. Like the time she fought her former mother figure Coach Brunt in a Mexican wrestling match, while handcuffed to Chase. With the help of luchador wrestler Lupe Peligro, I’m sorry luchadora, she still managed to dodge Brunt’s attacks and escape her handcuff before being flattened. Chase on the other hand, wasn’t so lucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHFhzEoLZYA
Wiz: Due to her exposure to various cultures due to her upbringing, Carmen is able to speak and understand various languages, including Mandarin, Portuguese and Italian.
Boomstick: Carmen is also shown to be a very tough and a skilled fighter, knowing various forms of fighting styles like Kick Boxing, Karate, Muay Tai, and Wrestling. She’s agile enough to free-run across steep rooftops, perform complex acrobatic maneuvers with considerable ease and defeat many experienced V.I.L.E operatives. She is constantly going toe to toe with her arch rival Sheena, now known as Tigress, and once took on three different mind control fashion models at once and still beat them.
Wiz: But that’s nothing compared to the time she went up against a highly advanced robot built by Bellum to succussed where many V.I.L.E agents had failed, defeating Carmen. Not only did she hold her own in combat, but she also escaped and destroyed it in a high-speed skiing chase, while blowing up the factory that built them in the first place
Dummy: Those poor robots, now they will never rise up against their human oppressors.
Boomstick: Go away Dummy this doesn’t concern you. Also, nobody cares.
Wiz: And surprising, she taught herself how to drive various types of vehicles, from motorcycles to boats. However, she normally leaves the driving to her trusty personal getaway driver, Zack.
Boomstick: With the help of Zack’s tech savvy sister Ivy, she and Carmen have constructed a wide range of gadgets and disguises for her missions and situations.
Wiz: She has a collapsible hang glider ready to deploy whenever Carmen needs to make a quick escape, a wrist-bound grappling hook, a flash rive disguised as lipstick, a handheld Laser Cutter, Binoculars, and a Compact Mirror Tracker to name a few.
Boomstick: The typical James Bond approved gear. She also has a remote-control flying drone piloted by Player that can send a live video feed and hack into security systems.
Wiz: Now a professional super anti-thief, Carmen has spent her days traveling around the world, from Australia to Indonesia, thwarting V.I.L.E. thieving plots on a regular basis. And after sending V.I.L.E packing after a humiliating defeat, she usually gives whatever money she liberated from them to charity or the local community in of aid.
Boomstick: Ah her dad would be so proud of her, just like my dad. But in spite of her confidence, Carmen does have her weaknesses. Such as she has difficulty facing foes who are vastly superior in strength and durability, like the time she fought Coach Brunt in France. The latter would have bear hugged her to death if not for Shadowsan’s interference.
Wiz: And due to her mysterious past, V.I.L.E has used that to their advantage to manipulate Carmen into straining the relationship between her and Shadowsan.
Boomstick: Plus, there was the time V.I.L.E kidnapped her and brainwashed her into becoming a cold, calculative and ruthless criminal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBnynG_vcxo
Wiz: With her fully under control and no trace of her true memories and empathy left in her brain, she became the thief that V.I.L.E always knew she’d become. Even willing to kill her own friend Zack without a second thought.
Boomstick: Wow, that took a really dark turn
Wiz: If it weren’t for the help of her friends and teammates, Carmen was able to free herself from V.I.L.E’s grasp, and use her new intel to help the agents of A.C.M.E finally track down the V.I.L.E faculty hideout and put them all in jail once and for all.
Boomstick: Not to mention she also was able to bury the hatchet with A.C.M.E Chief Tamara Fraser, the one responsible for her father’s death, and finally reunite with her long-lost mother.
Wiz: Still, no matter how many thieves or agents you send her way or traps you install to stop her, she’ll always leave her pursuer wondering the same question.
Boomstick: JUST WHERE IN THE GODDAMM WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?
Chase: I order you to stop!
Carmen: You didn't say for how long.
Sam Simpsons is totally ready for Death Battle[]
Wiz: The manicured lawns and busy roads of Beverly Hills, home of the rich, the beautiful...
Boomstick… and Hollywood Celebrities, the good and the bad kind.
Wiz: This glamorous landscape is also home to three of the most iconic female heroes in animated television history, the Totally Spies.
Boomstick: This trio of computer animated Charlie’s Angles consisted of typical fashion queen Clover, alethic and childish Alex, and the brainy top student Samantha, or Sam for short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWpNSztKA
Wiz: Born to Gabriella Simpson, Sam originally moved to Beverly Hills to attend Beverly Hills High School as a regular student. But unknowns to her, a single event would not only unite her with her future BFFs, but also dramatically change her life forever.
Boomstick: During her first day in Beverly Hills, Sam was out shopping for school books when a giant sushi roll just happened to come barreling towards her, Clover and Alex who were also out exploring Beverly Hills for the first time.
Wiz: Miraculously, the three girls managed to avoid it while saving the life of a pig and destroy the sushi roll before it caused any damage or harm, sparking a new friendship between them. To everyone else, it was just a random accident, but to a mysterious man observing the whole event from the shadows, it was anything but that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu6HZXh6His
Boomstick: The very next at school, while going to the locker rooms to change clothes after a run into with their future nemesis Mandy, the girls were suddenly sucked into a locker and down a chute to one of the offices of WOOHP Headquaters.
Wiz: The World Organization Of Human Protection, or WOOHP for short, is a worldwide spy agency founded and headed by Jerry Lewis. WOOHP uses cutting edge technology and highly skilled agents to fight crime all over the world.
Boomstick: Why do the girls get all the good stuff, how the men can’t get cool tech like that, we’d make so much better spies.
Jocelyn: Excuse me.
Boomstick: Uh hey Jocelyn, didn’t see you back there, ha ha, moving on.
Wiz: Turns out that all three of them were prime candidate for WOOHP and secretly monitored by Jerry for a number of years, for they all possessed the mysterious “Spy Gene”
Boomstick: Like she was born with some kind of magic gene that grant her spy skills.
Wiz: The Spy Gene, as told by Jerry, is an aspect in certain people's DNA that determines a person's skills as a spy. Kind of like an adrenaline rush or the natural instinct of animals to instinctively figure their way out of dangerous situations.
Boomstick: Although the girls were a little skeptical at first and thought this was just a weird prank and wanted nothing to do with. But after seeing just how cool it was to be a spy and the impact they had on the people they saved, they decided to stick together and become full time super spies, while still balancing out their school life as well.
Wiz: Together, these seeming ordinary young women formed strong friendship and a daring crime-fighting team. But every team needs a leader.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRu5wQpAAps
Boomstick: Although she was never chosen to lead the team, it was obvious to everyone that Sam was the most qualified. Besides, Clover was too obsessed with boys and clothes to focus on the mission, and Alex had a tendency to goof off in dire situations.
Wiz: Of all the girls, Sam was the most studious and focused when it came to Jerry’s training lessons when the time game to prepare them for their new lives at spies.
Boomstick: Agents are trained in various martial art fighting styles and as such, are more than a match for any supervillain. Some of these moves include the Double Spinning Backflip, the Rabbit Punch Smackdown, and the Triple Flying Scissor Kick. I mean serious who was the loser who came up with these lame names, at least the most are cool though
Wiz: Sam was shown to be the most skilled at martial arts and is the most flexible out of the group, despite not being as athletic as Clover and especially Alex, nor having any prior experience in the her past.
Boomstick: The girl went through various other training course like Forensic science, Extreme martial arts, High-tech weapon and equipment use, Obstacle course, and Vehicle specifications just to name a few.
Wiz: Even after graduating high school and moving on to attend Malibu University majoring in Journalism, Sam and her gal pals continued their work as spies, saving the world multiple times on a regular basis.
Boomstick: Sam is a straight-A student, having the best grades ever in Beverly Hills High School history, meaning she is super smart, capable of solving some of the most difficult challenges and finding the toughest clues on most missions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jjFJEUCXV4
Wiz: She's skilled enough to go toe-to-toe with even Olympic level athletes and former rogue spies. She's also jumped 10 feet into the air, thrown by the wrist by a gorilla and survived being in a pool of boiling hot coffee.
Boomstick: She also able to block a barrage of punches with one hand and survived a shock from an electric fence with only a few bruises! You go girl!
Wiz: She's even strong enough to leg press against a wall to push down a large block of ice, equal to that of her friends who have flip over a 500-pound sumo wrestler, and held open a steel door to prevent it from closing
Boomstick: And like any spy, Sam and her gal pals need the tools and the skills to get the job done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uuz0-_Z9n0
Wiz: Most notable is her green catsuit with all sorts of useful tools, and her Compower, handheld device used to get in contact with Jerry, scan objects, hack into systems. But these girls have used hundreds of different gadgets throughout the series that it would take days to go through all of them.
Boomstick: So, we will stick wit the most common ones used in missions, like the jetpack backpack, a portable backpack and jetpack rolled into one, and the laser lipstick, which can cut through almost anything. It’s a mini lightsaber for girls.
Wiz: Another commonly used gadget is the Expandable Cable Bungee Belt, used to scale her way up buildings. She's also got Suction Cup Bottom Gogo Boots, perfect for going up walls are running on the ceiling like Spider-Man
Boomstick: And let's not forget the Wind Tunnel 3000 Tornado Blast Hair Dryer, now that's a tongue twister. It's a gadget disguised as a hairdryer that can blow out powerful gusts of wind or fire infrared heat rays as well. Also, don't you mean, “Spy”-der Man.
Wiz: Please leave the puns for the end of the show.
Boomstick: Your no fun Wiz.
Wiz: With Alex and Clover at her side, Sam has faced all sorts of kooky villains and defeated them all. From psychotic pro surfer, to a mad scientist who wanted to freeze the entire Earth to start the next Ice age.
Boomstick: But although her grades at school are perfect, when it comes to her spy report card, she is anything but flawless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOk4d_KZI4Y
Wiz: Indeed, let’s not forget the time an evil mime developed a thing for Sam, not only brainwashing her, but also forcing her to go undercover to work for him and seemingly betray her friends.
Boomstick: That’s not creepy at all. A more experienced fighter can still get the jump on her, and she's had real nasty habit of being hypnotized the most out of the three of them. She's been a wrester, a computer zombie, a power yoga master, a mall hating soldier, all that stuff.
Wiz: Whether it be an Amazonian world conqueror, a sentient computer A.I., or a revenge obsessed ex-cheerleader... man... this is a weird show... Sam and her friends are among WOOHP's best agents.
Boomstick: Weird would be an understatement for this show Wiz. But a least the missions and the places they’ve been to are cool though.
Wiz: No matter what challenges these young women face, they can always count on Sam to have their backs and lead the charge to save the world.
Boomstick: One school day at a time.
Sam: Time for you to take a time out.
Pre-Fight:[]
o Wiz: all right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
o Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight[]
At night inside the Smithsonian Natural History museum, Carmen Sandiego is stealthy sneaking her way through the hallways and avoiding the passing guards. However as she is creeping her way around, another mysterious figure is following her, but when she turns around, the figure is gone. She eventually makes her way to the art collection where she spots a rare portrait of George Washington.
Carmen: Yo, Player is this the one
Player: Sure is Red, I've disabled the alarms, but you best get out quick before any guards notice you.
Sam: Uh excuse me, I don’t know who you are, but that doesn’t belong to you
Carmen turns arounds and sees Sam standing there, glaring at her.
Carmen: Would you believe that this painting is a fake, containing a hidden map on the back.
Sam: From someone dressed in Red and in the museum after opening hours? No!
Carmen: Well, then I guess we are doing this the hard way.
Carmen grabs two vases and throws them into the air as they fall towards Sam. The spy quickly use her acrobatic skills to catch both items before they fall, only to realize it was trick to allow Carmen to side kick her in the chest and send her backwards. Sam places the vases on the ground and runs in for a hick kick of her own, but Carmen ducks underneath her leg and slides behind her. But before she can fight back, Sam jabs her elbow into the thief's face, blinding her long enough to toss her over her shoulder. As Carmen slides across the floor, Sam runs in for a high jump kick, but Carmen gets back up, grabs the spy by the leg and spins her around before throwing her into a suit of armor. Sam crashes to the ground and is covered in the armor, allowing Carmen to grab the painting and store it in her caring satchel. Before she can run off with it, Sam picks herself up and runs over to grab hold of Carmen’s satchel, throwing it the air.
Sam: You're not getting away that easily.
Carmen: Who said I wanted to do this easy.
As the container is floating in midair, the two women begin to fight each other. As Sam holds her own, landing several kicks and punches, she is thrown down by Camren when she smashes her with a stool with one hand while catching the container in the other hand. Carmen then lifts up her leg to stomp on her, but Sam slides under her legs, swats the container out of her hand as it falls onto a nearby exhibit, and spins back to onto her feet. Carmen then leaps up and kicks Sam in the chest. Sam then cartwheels back to regain her position, only to see Carmen swing on a chandelier on the ceiling. After swinging back and form, Camren flings herself forward and tries kicking Sam again, but the spy blocks her attack and shoves her back. Sam then runs up to Carmen and delivers her own punches and kicks, eventually kicking Carmen into a suit of armor
Sam: You're good, but I'm better
Carmen: Let's see about that
Camren gets to her feet and fights back and delivers a large punch that sends Sam back into the statue of a gorilla. Sam gets back up and shakes the fur of the ape of her, just in time to see Carmen pick up two spears from nearby by exhibits and throws one right at her. Thinking fast, Sam grabs the branch of a model tree, breaks it off and throw it right at Carmen's spear. The two wooden objects slam into each other, but Carmen's spear splits right through the branch. Luckily, Sam goes a summersault and avoids the spear just as Carmen hurls the other one at her. But Sam catches the spear in her hand before it hits her, and she throws it right back Carmen, who also grabs it with lightning reflexes and slams it into the ground. Carmen tries leaping forward, but Sam uses her legs to grab Carmen and toss her back. Sam then see the container and races for it, only to be knocked in the head by a vase thrown by Carmen.
Camren: Why don't we take this fight back to medieval times?
Carmen grabs a sword from the suit of pieces on the floor and twirling it in intimidation.
Sam: If You Say so! Though personally, I prefer the Ching Dynasty.
Sam picks up a halberd-like weapon from one of the other exhibits on display, providing her with a similar weapon. The two weapon equipped warriors rush at each other, trading and colliding blows with their weapons, with Sam gaining a temporary advantage by smacking Sam over the head and jabbing her in the chest. However, after Sam cuts Carmen on the side of her chest with her weapon, Carmen quickly closes the distance between the two chopping the halberd-like weapon into pieces with her sword. But when she gets close, Sam delivers swift knee to Carmen's jaw, knocking back into the exhibit holding the container. Camren then grabs the container off the exhibit and jump kicks Sam out a window, making her crash down a tree and land in some bushes. As Sam picks the leaves out of her hair, she notices Carmen on the roof with her glider.
Carmen: It's been fun, but I gotta bounce.
Carmen waves at Sam before jumping off the roof and gliding away on her glider.
Sam: Not so fast sister
Sam straps on her Jetpack back and flies after Camren. Above the rooftops of the city, Carmen glides away with the container in her hand until she notices Sam flying after her.
Carmen: Ugh, you've got to be kidding me...
Above the rooftops in the city at night, Carmen gliding away from Sam, who is flying on her jetpack in hot pursuit. Sam reaches into her back pack and pulls out the Wind Tunnel 3000 Tornado Blast Hair Dryer, aims it at Carmen and blows out a powerful gusts of wind, causing Carmen's glider to swerve off course and crash into a building. After she discards her glider, Carmen notices Sam hover next to the building next to her. Sam charges at her, but Carmen manages to spin and dodge the attack, and use a broken off rod from her glider to stab into the jetpack, causing it to malfunction. The jetpack spirals out of control, spinning Sam out of control in the air, screaming.
Sam: I... think... I'm... going to... throw up! Urgh.
Carmen: So long, spy girl, have a nice...
Before Carmen can walk off with the container, Sam grabs Camren as she flies past her and they proceed to punch each other while flying erratically through windows of different buildings. As the jetpack runs out of fuel, Carmen punches her way free from Sam's grasp, and uses her Grappling Hook to fire her hook to a near by building and pull herself to safety. As Carmen gets to her feet, she another heart-shaped hook latch onto the building and sees Sam using her Expandable Cable Bungee Belt and Suction Cup Bottom Gogo Boots to climb her way up the building to her.
Carmen: Well Played, I'm impressed.
Carmen runs to hide, as Sam gets to the top of the building. Sam begins to creep around the building, looking for Carmen, who is hiding behind an an air conditioning unit. As Carmen jumps out for her hiding place, ready to fight, she sees that the spy is no longer there. She then walks forward and tries looking for her opponent with her binoculars. Sam quietly appears lands behind her, having snuck behind the building, and dashes forward to grab the container. However, the master their ends up heading Sam over the head with a fire extinguisher she had picked up earlier and Sam falls down, dazed from the surprise attack.
Carmen: What makes you think you can sneak up on me!?
Sam: Heh, I'm a freaking spy...
Sam throws some dirt at Carmen's face and blinds her opponent. She then runs forward and grabs Carmen to make them fall of the building. Carmen shoots her grappling hook to make them both crash into a window and land on one of the upper levels of the building into a yoga studio. After getting to their feet and shaking off the fall, they both charge towards each other and unleash their first attack.
Carmen rushes forwards with a spinning kick. Sam blocks the attack with her left hand and throws a jab with her right. Carmen side-steps and moves for a knife-hand, but Sam intercepts her with a knee-shot to the ribs, followed by a high-kick and a cross-punch to the face. Camren is knocked back, and Sam presses forwards with her own drop kick, but Carmen blocks the attack by doing a backflip and makes Sam ram into the side of the wall. Before Sam can recover, Carmen lands two palm-strikes and combos into a roundhouse kick, knocking Sam to the ground.
Sam: Wow, where did you learn to fight like that?
Carmen: Believe it or not, I learned it at school.
Sam: I don't know what school teaches fighting like that, but I want in.
Carmen: Trust me, you do not want to go to this school.
Sam flips back onto her feet and gets back in a fighting pose. As she runs towards Camren, the master thief launches a sweep-kick to knock off balance, but the spy teen leaps over the kick with a somersault and launches a barrage of kicks, striking Carmen straight in the face and staggering her. Sam goes to throw a punch, but Camren ducks and grabs Sam's arm as it goes over her shoulder. Carmen attempts pulls down and break her opponents arm, but Sam reverses the grab with a Surplex move, she end up flipping Carmen over her head and slamming her into the floor.
Carmen: First cool gadgets and now precise fighting techniques, what kind of spy are you?
Sam: A Totally Awesome spy.
The impact knocks the wind out Carmen badly, but she rolls up and meets an oncoming Sam with a two punches and kick combo. Sam blocks the strikes, but Carmen grabs her by the shoulder and throws over her had and slams her to the ground. The master thief moves to stomp on Sam's face while she’s down, but Sam rolls out of the way, jumps back up, and does a backwards somersault across the room to gain distance. Carmen rushes towards her, but suddenly Sam activates a button on her suit that releases springs from her boots and launches her into the air. She catches herself on the ceiling and dives down aiming her feet at the master thief. While this time, Carmen is ready to block Sam's kick, but at the last minute, Sam opens up her waist and clamps her legs around Carmen's head, flips, and slams Carmen down, head-first. While Sam does a small victory dance, Camren slowly get back on her feet, spitting out the blood from her face.
Carmen: If you think that is going to keep me down, you've got another thing coming sister.
Sam: If you say so, I hop you are ready for a beating.
Sam keeps up the pressure with quick jabs and knee-shots as Carmen slides out of the way, forcing her to block and move back. When it seems she has a chance, Sam launches herself at the thief for a drop kick, but Carmen blocks the attack by grabbing onto both of her legs in midair. With Sam at her mercy, she begins to spin around with her before throwing her in to the wall of the building before rushing at her to deliver a powerful kick to the face. Carmen kick knocks Sam into the air, and Carmen keeps her juggled with three upwards knife-hands, then jumps back to allows Sam to fall to the ground with a thud.
Sam: Okay, now I'm pissed, what do say we stop holding back and go all out.
Carmen: You red my mind.
Sam's kick collides with Carmen's punch. Carmen lands a few punches before Sam grabs her hands and flings her over her shoulder and onto the ground. Carmen recovers and springs to her feet, kicking Sam in the face. Taking advantage of a dazed opponent, Carmen starts kicking Sam repeatedly in her chest, before spinning around and sends her back against the wall. Sam grabs her foot and slams her into the wall before punching her in the face. Still holding on to Carmen's leg, Sam spins Carmen around before releasing and letting her fly into a door. Sam charges at Carmen and pushes her through the door into a workout area.
Sam notices several weight plates and starts throwing them to try and hit Carmen. Carmen performs a couple of flips to avoid nearly all of the weight, with one just grazing her leg. Carmen grabs a small weight plate and hurls it at the spy, knocking her in the head and dazing her. She runs forward and uses another weight to disarm her opponent and engages her in hand to hand combat. Carmen tries firing her grappling hook again, but Sam avoids it, grabs hold of it, and pulls her enemy forward. Carmen uses her nimble legs to leap over Sam and tries kicking her, but Sam avoids one of her sweeps and rapidly punches her into a mirror.
The master thief grabs one of the broken mirror shards to stab the spy in the leg and stomach, but Sam is able to block and disarm her before landing several blows and spins around her while activating her Bungee Belt and wrapping the wire around Carmen's neck. Carmen attempts to free herself by punching backwards at Sam and grabbing her face. But Sam refuses to let go and continues to pull on the cord, choking the life out of Carmen.
Carmen: Is that... all... you've got...
Sam: No, this is
Sam does a back flips off of Carmen's leg to pull the cord with enough force to decapitate Carmen.
Sam: Now, time to return this to its rightful owner
Sam picks up the container with the painting in it and walks away and leaves Carmen's headless corpse behind.
Results[]
Boomstick: All that for a stupid painting, hope WHOOP can cover all that property damage.
Wiz: Carmen might've had an edge in training and experience, but Sam's far superior strength, arsenal, and tactics eventually overwhelmed her.
Boomstick: Yeah Carmen trained her entire life to be a master thief, while Sam may have been an A Grade student, it was only until she was recruited by WHOOP that she put those skills to good use.
Wiz: But Sam had a wider arsenal of gadgets that made Carmen's tools looks like school supplies.
Boomstick: Not mention, Sam and her spy friends have gone up against a lot of formidable world ending threats, most of which Carmen had never even seen before
Wiz: Carmen may have been a skilled thief with plenty of training, she was simply outclassed by Sam's gadgets and mission experiences
Boomstick: Too bad Carmen let this heist go to her "head" because now Sam is black, white, and "Red" all over
Wiz: The winner is Sam Simpson
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The cover name would be "To Steal or not to Steal".