Intro[]
Wiz: There are many zany heroes in the world of fiction.
Boomstick: But tonight we have two more.
Wiz: Captain Underpants the waistband warrior.
Boomstick: and The Tick the indestructible blue bug, he's Wiz i'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to see who would win... a Death Battle.
Captain Underpants[]
Wiz: In a Small suburban town there live two prankster George and Harold they spend they're days at school causing trouble and mischief but they are scorned by a mean principal named Mr. Krupp he basically hates everything they do and hates anything fun.
Boomstick: What an asshole anyway George and Harold one day created a comic book his name Captain Underpants, simply because superheroes tend to wear they're underwear on the outside of they're pants, heh, i see what they did, there clever.
Wiz: But it seemed too good to last Mr. Krupp took all of George and Harold's things including some Captain Underpants comics.
Boomstick: What's a kid to do?
Wiz: Well George and Harold got an idea they ordered a Hypno Ring off the back of a magazine with it they hypnotized mean, old Mr. Krupp and turned him into said hero little did they know they would be in one heck of a series of adventures.
Wiz: Right, for they spent they're whole lives fighting super villains, Dr. Diaper, Talking Toilets, Evil Boogers, and his arch nemesis Professor Poopypants.
Boomstick: Pfffft! Poopypants!
Wiz: Stand down Boomstick Professor Poopypants hates it when people laugh at his name he has created many things.
Boomstick: Oh dear, but it's funny!
Wiz: I agree wait till you see his full name.
Boomstick: Which is?
Wiz: Professor Piddly P Poopypants Esquire.
Boomstick: *Bursts out with laughter* Omg! That is even more funny! *keeps laughing* Omg! I think peed!
Wiz: Right, anyway Captain Underpants started out by not having superpowers.
Boomstick: But thanks to some sorta zombie nerd juice he gained the power of flight, superhuman strength, the power to overpower Spray Starch, and the ability to throw a endless amount of "Tighty Whities" wait what how is that supposed to work? *It shows a clip of Captain Underpants throwing a pair of "Tighty Whities" at Professor Poopypants knocking him down*
Boomstick: Oh, wow, I stand corrected touche.
Wiz: He also has 100 percent cotton power, vision, and superhuman durability too.
Wiz: plus he has Flip O Rama, a flip book animation.
Boomstick: Is that gonna work in this thing.
Wiz: Maybe, anyway his feats taking out a giant, carnivorous, dandelion.
Boomstick: Holy shit! I am scared of flowers now, also he has defeated giant robots of George and Harold.
Wiz: And has defeated Professor Poopypants multiple times.
Boomstick: Pffft! Poopypants! Oh! Uh! He also is not without his flaws though.
Wiz: Right, like it is well known Captain Underpants will transform back into mean old Mr. Krupp if doused with water which is only used at the end of the adventure.
Boomstick: He is also unintelligent and insane like when he thought he had superpowers but didn't and when in the movie he tried to punch a mime out of a imaginary box and when an old lady's cat was in a tree he threw the lady in said tree.
Wiz: Plus, he also frequently needs to be saved and helped by George and Harold but no matter what he will save the day cause when he hears a snap he becomes Captain Underpants.
Captain Underpants: Tra la la!!!
George: Oh no!
Harold: Here we go again!
The Tick[]
Fight intro[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a... Death Battle!!
Pre-fight[]
(The city the class went there on a field trip)
George: So this is the city, interesting looking place.
Harold: Well, it's better this then that stink pig farm.
Mr. Krupp: Hey, better not try anything funny!
George: Yes sir, wait, what is that?!
- Suddenly, the big blue bug appears and crashed the bus, luckily no student were in it*
Mr. Krupp: hey!! you nincompoop, you crushed my bus you know how much that cost?
Tick: Hey take it easy sir i will pay.
Mr. Krupp: pay? pay?! that cost the school 30 thousand dollars!
The Tick: Easy I was fighting crime you know.
Mr.Krupp: I don't care! I will take you in!
Tick: I don't see you doing better, so there. *snaps*
George: Oh you shouldn't have done that.
Tick: Hmm?
- suddenly hearing the snap Mr. Krupp takes off his shirt shoes and pants turning into Captain Underpants*
Captain Underpants: Tra la la!
The Tick: Alright buddy, now I am gonna have to take you in for indecent exposure, hope you read your forms streaker!
Captain Underpants: I am no streaker, I am Captain Underpants!
Tick: this guy is a loon.
George: you don't know the half of it!
Tick: no matter, I will defeat you sicko!
Captain Underpants: Perhaps you need a good beat down!
Harold: Oh boy, here we go.
FIGHT!
Fight[]
Captain Underpants attacks The Tick sending him flying into a building, Captain Underpants then flew up and rammed into him but The Tick then fought back but hitting him in the face the tick then jumped up at Captain Underpants attempting to stomp on him but then Captain Underpants flew into him.
Geroge: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Tick: Okay, so you can fly.
Captain Underpants: That and more!
- Captain Underpants then flings a pair of "Tighty Whities"*
Tick: Ahhh! The underpants, it blinds me!
Harold: He is more dumb then Captain Underpants is.
- The Tick then takes the undies off his face*
Tick: I dare you to do that again!
- And do that he does in fact he flings multiple undies at The Tick so much he can't keep up*
Tick: It's an earthquake of underpants!!!
Captain Underpants: I have strength beyond compare!
- picks up The Tick then throws him*
Tick: Oh yeah, I do too!
The Tick then picks up a boulder then throws it at the captain but he grabs it and throws it back.
Tick: Oh, no..
The Tick is then squished by the boulder but he picks it up and throws it at Captain Underpants which sends him flying into the ground.
George and Harold: Captain Underpants!
Suddenly Captain Underpants then flies up with the boulder in his hands.
George: Well I think it's that time.
Suddenly everything pauses as George and Harold appear from the right side of the screen.
Harold: Due to the nature of this scene we will have to present the next part of this fight in you guessed it, Flip O Rama go ahead and add you own sound effects to this flip book animation.
George then take a notebook and makes a flip note animation.
George: Okay, so I call this one the Tick Punches Captain Underpants's Face.
George then flips the paper back and forth as it shows The Tick punching Captain Underpants in the face.
George then makes another one.
George: This animation is called The Tick off balanced.
The animation shows Captain Underpants pulling on The Tick's Antenna and making him fall over.
George: This is where it gets good as Captain Underpants shows The Tick Wedgie Power.
An animation is revealed of Captain Underpants giving The Tick a wedgie.
Harold: This concludes this Flip O Rama section of the battle, we thank you for watching.
The Tick is in immense pain.
Tick: So, that's how you wanna play eh? Well okay then.
The Tick then rams straight into Captain Underpants, but then Captain Underpants takes out a giant statue and hits him with it sending him into a skyscraper.
Harold: That's what I call a home run!
George; Heh, I see what you did there.
Captain Underpants then looks for The Tick.
Captain Underpants: Sidekicks, have you see the blue bug?
The Tick then appears behind Captain Underpants.
George and Harold: Uh........
Captain Underpants: he's behind me isn't he?
George and Harold: Yep.
Captain Underpants then turns around.
Captain Underpants: Good thing I came prepared.
Suddenly Captain Underpants takes out a pair o "Tighty Whities" at The Tick's face so hard it sends him into some concrete.
George: Nice shot!
Captain Underpants: I am not done yet sidekicks.
The Tick get's up.
Tick: Hey, i'm alive spoon-
The Tick was interrupted as Captain Underpants crushed him with a boulder his body bleeding out.
Captain Underpants: Oh dear, you think i used too much force?
Harold: A bit, but I think it was necessary.
Captain Underpants: Okay then, shall we move on.
Harold: Sure, why not?
Results[]
KO!
- Captain Underpants turns back into Mr. Krupp as George and Harold pour water on him while Arthur mourns The Tick's death*
Boomstick: Ooh, squished.
Wiz: This battle was close, but in the end we had to compare they're abilities see, while The Tick has many impressive feats Captain Underpants turned out to be pretty versatile, and while both are stupid Captain Underpants had more abilities.
Boomstick: Plus, he had the ability of flight which gave him the advantage and with the ability of slinging a never ending amount of underwear, The Tick's tiny brain couldn't see around it in the end it was over for The Tick in a snap! *snaps*
Wiz: Did you just snap your finger?
Boomstick: Oh, shit.
Captain Underpants: *flies around the analysis* Tra la la! Now it is time to fly again!
Boomstick: Oh no, here we go again.
Wiz: The winner is Captain Underpants.
- the both of them run off to catch Captain Underpants*
George and Harold: Hey guys wait up!
Next time[]
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