Captain Grutt vs Donkey Kong is a What-If? Battle made by Grumannatorr, featuring Captain Gutt from Ice Age vs Donkey Kong from...Donkey Kong.
Description[]
If there's one thing Donkey Kong, doesn't like..well there's a lot, but one thing is Pirates/Vikings. Last time he had an encounter with one of them, they took over Kong Island, and he had to get rid of them forcefully. And then we have Captain Gutt, a primate who IS a Pirate...You see where this is going?
Interlude[]
Boomstick: There's a wide variety of monkeys out there.
Wiz: From pirates to monkeys who can box.
Boomstick: Such as Captain Gutt, the evil pirate leader of Ice Age
Wiz: And Donkey Kong, the well loved sued character.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to decide who would win a Death Battle!
Captain Grutt plunders Death Battle![]
Wiz: In the prehistoric earth, 200 million years ago, when the super continent Pangea was still together, it was all peaceful with the animals living their lives and not much happening.
Boomstick: But the universe said otherwise and Pangea started to break apart into the continents we all know today.
Wiz: And while most of the animals suffered from all of the earthquakes and water everywhere, but when Manny and his friends were on a block of ice in the middle of the ocean, they found a certain Captain and his crew who pulled them in on a GIANT iceberg ship.
Boomstick: And that guy wasn't a guy at all, it was the ape known as Captain Gutt
Boomstick: His actual name is unknown, but if you want to know why he goes by Captain Gutt...oh boy it's beautiful. He-
Wiz: He gave himself that name because he guts people
Boomstick: I CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING HERE
Wiz: You can start his abilities?
Boomstick: Fine... He managed to climb a 60 foot tall tree in at least 3 seconds, and is able to fall from it without hurting his legs whatsoever. Him and his entire crew was able to run through large distances in only 10 seconds. On top of that he knows how to use a SWORD! How cool is that?
Wiz: But don't let his speed feats make you think he's weak by any kind. When his ship got stolen by the good guys, what would he do to get a new one?
Boomstick: umm, give up?
Wiz: No, he SPLITS a big ice chunk off of a mountain with only his body. That has to be at least a TON he just split off and pushed. Don't think it's just his pushing strength, cause he is able to carry his own body weight by standing with his hands while using his feet as if they were his HAND! HE WEIGHS 660 Pounds by the way!
Boomstick: So basically... he is a Giganntopo-Gigantopi-
Wiz: Gigantopithecus Blacki
Boomstick: Yeah..That... who can run at high speeds, stop a mammoth dead in his tracks, climb stuff really fast like a monkey, a Master strategist paired with the SAVAGERY OF A PIRATE?
Wiz: In fact, the only weakness you could really say he has is that, like most villains, he tends to get a bit too cocky for his own good.
Boomstick: And when he meet the heroes, he really just to SING? SING?
Wiz: That is indeed what he did. The song was Called "Master of the Seas"
Boomstick: His coolness factor just went down
Wiz: But if there's one thing for sure, it's that this is one primate you don't want to mess with.
Boomstick: Your he'll come for ye booty....I mean the treasure I swear
Captain Gutt: "THERE IS NO HOME! There is only here, and here, Is where I take your ship."
DK! Donkey Kong! Enters Death Battle[]
Wiz: A long time ago, an ape known by Donkey Kong was forced to go into circus acts by none other than Mario, and after getting sick of doing it over, and over, and over again. Donkey Kong had enough, and was going to be Mario back.
Boomstick: By stealing his girl Pauline and climbing a metal structure. Which...he went down the hard way.
Wiz: After that loss, Donkey Kong just decided to just kick back and relax. So he found an island and named it Kong Island. But that wasn't the Donkey Kong we know, that Donkey Kong was actually Cranky Kong.
Boomstick: Why did Nintendo have to go and make stuff confusing? Wait...If Cranky Kong is Donkey Kong's Grandfather, what happened to the father. Have we even seen him?
Wiz: Yes and no, after Mario captured Cranky Kong, who still went by Donkey Kong by the way, his son Donkey Kong Jr. Went to save him...And that ape who we never saw again...eventually became the father to the ape we all know and love, Donkey Kong.
Boomstick: But after his dad went out for bananas and never came back, but after being abandoned he has devoted himself to protecting Kong Island from a king crocodile, tiki masks, and Vikings who had an iceberg ship...
Wiz: Despite being a complete goofball, the main thing people know about him is his strength.
Boomstick: Like he can channel electricity in his hands and then clap to send the electricity forward in his thunder clap.
Tha punch that knocked the Moon out of Orbit.
Wiz: if we're talking about strength, none can beat his moon punch, where he punched the moon so hard IT CRUSHED THE ENEMY ON EARTH, and then went BACK INTO ORBIT.
Boomstick: That's the same as 8 TERATONS OF TNT. Talk about a BANANA SLAMMA!
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Force of habit.
Wiz: Despite being a hard hitting, heavy gorilla. Donkey Kong isn't that slow either, he can run huge distances without getting tired, and roll for a quick speed boost for a few seconds.
Boomstick: But the one thing the ape doesn't have is intelligence, which is what primates in real life are somewhat known for. Of course, I mean he never even knew what a snowflake was until the Vikings brought cold weather to Kong Island.
Wiz: In all and all, Donkey Kong is one hard hitting, buffoon. But on a different note, he appeared in Punch Out Wii as a boxer, and knows how to box. With no one being able to predict his moves
Boomstick: He always makes sure to go BANANAS when people show up.
Donkey Kong: "BANANA SLAMMA!"
Intermission[]
Wiz: The combatants are ready, We've run the data through all possibilities, you can vote on who you think would win this Death Battle.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrvNK3yA
DEATH BATTLE![]
Donkey Kong was eating a pile of bananas on the warm beach of Kong Island, simply enjoying his day when a cold chill suddenly arrives. Having felt this before he gets in a fighting stance looking at the water, and sees an iceberg ship moving towards Kong Island.
Donkey Kong pounds his chest to get ready for Round 2 against the Vikings, but instead of Vikings jumping out of the ship, he sees Captain Gutt. Donkey Kong immediately puts his hands down cause it's another primate.
Captain Gutt: "Why hello! I am Captain Gutt, and I see you're a fellow primate, what do you say you join my crew? If you refuse, then I'm gonna turn you one step closer to extinction."
Donkey Kong pounds his chest and gets ready to fight because after what happened last time people invaded his island, he isn't letting it happen again.
Captain Gutt: "How disappointing."
Donkey Kong runs at Gutt who avoids the swings before punching DK, with his punches not doing much to DK. Gutt pulls out his sword, and slices DK across the chest.
DK in a panic swings really fast and hits Captain Gutt with such an uppercut that Gutt goes flying onto his ship. Gutt groans from pain and gets up to see Donkey Kong climb onto his ship. Gutt avoids a few more punches before swinging again. This time DK avoids, grabs the handle of the sword and headbutts Gutt, stunning him.
Donkey Kong pushes Gutt over and jumps for a big punch. Gutt is barely able to move out of the way, but DK is still able to punch straight through the ship, splitting it in half.
Captain Gutt: "MY SHIP! YOU LITTLE."
They both swim to shore, DK grabs Gutt by the arm and tosses him through a building and a bunch of trees.
Donkey Kong runs up to Gutt, grabbing a nearby barrel before continuing the sprint. Gutt is able to grab the barrel and break it over DK's head and kicks DK into the air.
Captain Gutt: "I will show you the foolish mistake of messing with me."
Donkey Kong then claps with such force that he sends lightning at Gutt, electrocuting him, before grabbing Gutt and tossing him far again. Gutt gets up and sees a nearby barrel that shoots people and gets an idea.
Donkey Kong rolls at Gutt, but Gutt stops Donkey Kong dead in his track, picks DK up before dropping him into the barrel. Gutt then sets it off, which sends Donkey Kong flying into space. While floating in space, Donkey Kong accepts his fate, but then remembers he can breath in space and sees the moon getting serious Deja Vu.
Donkey Kong winds up a punch and punches the moon so hard it starts falling to earth. Meanwhile, Gutt is hurt and sits down to rest.
Captain Gutt: "I sure showed him."
Gutt then sees a giant shadow and turns around to see the moon falling towards him.
Captain Gutt: "You've gotta be kidding me."
The moon lands on Gutt causing a huge explosion, Donkey Kong gets down from the top of the moon and sees a blood splatter poking out from under the moon. Donkey Kong screams in victory and pounds his chest. DK then looks around and sees the destruction the moon explosion did to the island and Cranky Kong comes out mad.
Cranky Kong: "GRANDSON. WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Cranky then grabs DK and drags him away to give him a lecture.
K.O
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: That was a bit overkill, he didn't need to bring the whole moon down on top of the guy.
Wiz: This was a very close fight, while Gutt had a slight edge in most categories like Speed and Agility, Donkey Kong is so much better in all the other categories that it ended up not really matering.
Boomstick: Like durability, Donkey Kong is getting in a fight with creatures much bigger than him that drop bombs, know Kung Fu and he never once gets a scratch. Meanwhile Gutt gets knocked out by getting dropkicked by a baby Mammoth.
Wiz: The main factor that helped Donkey Kong win was his strength.
Boomstick: Sure Splitting an iceberg in half is cool and all, but Donkey Kong's moon punch exceeds that by so much I don't know what it is without commas.
Wiz: With THIS much of a strength Difference, there's no way Gutt's slight edge in speed, agility, and swordsmanship would be able to pull through against someone who can punch the moon out of orbit.
Boomstick: Even If DK didn't punch the moon on top of the Captain, he could've very easily just beaten him to death and Gutt couldn't do much in return.
Wiz: So even though Gutt had experience and Donkey Kong is an idiot, it wouldn't matter with Donkey Kong's insane strength
Boomstick: DK really SPLIT Gutt..like a banana get it?
Wiz: The winner is Donkey Kong.
WHO'S NEXT?[]
Next up we have the person who's Legendary power is MAXIMUM. Broly facing the Bald headed tournament nuisance of Jiren.
2 Buff brutes of Dragon Ball duking it out, only 1 will live. Who will it be?
