Description[]
They are 2 very intelligent Animals who were Taken away from their close ones which causes them to start a rebellion against humanity and puts their home in chaos. This is the third episode of the second season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Most animals, whether they are wild or domesticated, look cute and cuddly when they are young. But when they grow, you’d better treat them right or they may fight back.
Wiz: Hagen, the untamable and unbreakable dog from White God
Boomstick: And Caesar, the intelligent ape from The Planet of the Apes trilogy. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Caesar leads his Rebellion into Death Battle[]
Wiz: Long ago in the heart of Africa, there lived a humble Chimpanzee named Alpha, know for his intelligence to avoid humans and his determination as a leader. He was kindred spirit if there ever was one. But on one faithful day, everything changed when a group of hunters ambushed Alpha and his troop, separating him from his mate, who was later captured and taken to America to spend the rest of her years as a lab rat.
Boomstick: Enter Will Rodman, a brilliant deuteragonist who has a father who just so happens to have Alzheimer’s. Working for a company called Gen-Sys, he’s spent years developing an experimental drug called ALZ-112. What he didn’t know was that this miracle drug would lead to the end of mankind and the rise of the primates, and their courage chimp leader, Caesar. But we’ll be to that later.
Wiz: But before leading the ape’s revolution, he was born in San Francisco biotech Gen-Sys Laboratories to a female chimpanzee name Bright Eyes aka Alpha mates. She was to be used for the experiments of ALZ-112 to see if it would increase metal capability and maybe cure Alzheimer’s.
Boomstick: When she did give birth to Caesar, whom she hid under a red blanket to keep him a secret, she did what any protective mother would do and attacked her caretakers who had cared for her for years. But when they tried to calm her down, she escaped her enclosure and went on a rampage across the laboratory until she was shot and killed.
Wiz: With the project labeled as a failure, all the remaining apes were ordered to be euthanized, except for Caesar, who was taken in by Will, who didn’t have the heart to put the baby to sleep.
Boomstick: You know he could have just rocked the baby to sleep or sang it a lullaby to…oh, I know what you meant now, my mistake.
Wiz: While under his care, he learned that the infant had inherited the ALZ-112 from his mother after seeing him drinking from a bottle at only age two day old.
Boomstick: Throughout the years, Caesar grew in both size and intellect and became to learn many new skills, from being able to signing up twenty-four words at the age of 19 months, complete puzzles meant for eight-year-old children when he was two, and completed the Lucas Tower with a perfect score at the age of three. What even is a Lucas Tower?
Wiz: It's a mathematical game or puzzle consisting of three rods and a number of disks of various diameters, which can slide onto any rod. The objective of the puzzle is to move the entire stack to the last rod in as few turns as possible, while obeying the following rules: 1. Only one disk may be moved at a time, 2. Each move consists of taking the upper disk from one of the stacks and placing it on top of another stack or on an empty rod, and 3. No disk may be placed on top of a disk that is smaller than it.
Boomstick: Okay, So it's like tick-tack-toe, I loved that game. I bet i could do it, right Wiz?
Wiz: Well…
Boomstick: Come on Wiz, how hard can it be.
Wiz: To give an example how bad you'd be at it, I simulated the same test with you an a sea cucumber and the cucumber beat you in lest than a minute.
Boomstick: Oh man… wait …WHAT!!
Wiz: Anyway, as he grew smarter and bigger each year, Caesar longed to see the outside world around him instead of cramped up in his human home. So, one day, he snuck out to play with the children outside while Will secretly gave his father the ALZ-112, only for the father to attack Caesar seeing him as a wild animal.
Boomstick: Who would threaten a chimpanzee with a baseball bat? He just wanted to have a little a fun, so after suffering a minor leg injury, Will sought out a zoo veterinarian to help him treat Caesar’s wound. Then the ape suggested that they should go on a date, animals make the perfect wingmen for dates.
Wiz: Soon they visited the Redwoods National Park, where he would climb across the trees and explore the great outdoors. Finally having the freedom he always wanted, Caesar enjoyed every moment of it.
Boomstick: Then five years later, as a teenager who want to discover new things in life Caesar began to question his identity when a saw a dog on a leash. I mean, I would if I saw an animal on a leash while I’m also wearing on. Pretty sure he was thinking that he was a pet instead being treated equal.
Wiz: So Will and his vet girlfriend took Caesar took to Gen-Sys Laboratories where he told him the truth about his mom and he inherited the ALZ from her, making him smarter than an average ape. From that point on, Caesar was rocked to his core and began to question his life and purpose.
Boomstick: Then one day the same man who tried to hit him with a baseball bat as a kid was harassing Charles. Turns out the ALZ was wearing off and he was reverting back to his Alzheimer’s phase and accidentally crashed the guy’s car. So, Caesar attacked him to protect his “grandfather” by biting the man’s finger off. It may have been cruel, but the jerk totally deserved it though. I mean who would yell at a disabled person, I would beat the crap out of him if I saw that happen to my grandpa Boomy.
Wiz: With Caesar being labeled as a violent animal, Will was forced by the court to have him confined to a captive environment at the San Bruno Primate Shelter.
Boomstick: Unlike your typical primate sanctuaries, this place was pretty much like a prison, getting harass from the other apes he had never interacted with, getting fed slobs of disgusting food, and being treated cruelly by the workers. Man, his life went from happy, to conflicted, to tragic. Not to mention, Caesar felt like he had been abandoned his closest friend and father figure.
Wiz: But do not worry, at least inside his place he developed a close friendship with Maurice, a former circus orangutan who also knew sign language. So, he wasn’t truly alone in this harsh new environment he was in.
Boomstick: When one of the workers invited his friends over for a party, Caesar used the opportunity to steal the man’s pocket knife, where he was able to free himself and escape to common enclosure to release a gorilla name Buck, who had been caged up for most of his life. This allowed Buck his first real taste of freedom and he owed it all to his new friend Caesar.
Wiz: Caesar also used this newly formed alliance to get revenge on the chimp Rocket who had been bullying him since he arrived by luring him out of his cage and attacking him with an empty gasoline canister to show that he was the new and true leader. He even stole the worker’s cookies to give to Rocket as a lesson to teach him about selfless and care by having him give them out to the other apes.
Boomstick: This was to teach them that alone they are weak, but united they were stronger together. But even after gaining the ape’s trust and making new friends, Caesar still felt left out compared to his inferior primates. But like all cunning masterminds, he had a plan.
Wiz: During the night, he escaped again to Will’s house to steal two canisters of ALZ-133, a stronger version of the ALZ-112 that Will had developed to expose the apes to the gas, giving them the same level of intelligence that he possessed.
Boomstick: And cool change of eye colors
Wiz: He began to rally the apes together to help them hone in on their new skills by teaching them sign language, showing them that they were no longer the dumb apes they used to be.
Boomstick: Then one night, Caesar had had enough of the cruel world of man. He stood his ground against his abusive caretakers and spoke his very first human word “No” B****. Well not the B*** part but he got his point across, and he left the entire place in shock and awe. It was time for their plan to make action.
Wiz: With the other apes by his side, Caesar led them out of the shelter, liberated his fellow primates from Gen-Sys and the zoo and led his army across the city towards the Redwood Forest. But to reach it, they had to cross the Golden Gate bridge which was where they encountered the police force waiting for them.
Boomstick: But being the clever boy he is, he had his army split into two groups, one climbing under the bridge, another to use the cars and buses as shields, and another climb the suspension cables to face against the police in all directions.
Wiz: With the heroic sacrifice from Buck to save his comrade…
Boomstick: Rest in peace, you brave primate hero.
Wiz: Despite their losses, the apes were victorious. Caesar was able led them into the Redwood Forest where he and his new ape army built a new society of their own. For the next 20 years, Caesar and the apes thrived in their new home while all around the world, humans began to suffer as the ALZ-133 began to spread like a virus and kill millions of people
Boomstick: Being a Chimpanzee, he is very agile to though the trees with ease and being able to swing across the tree’s branches like he’s Tarzan. He’s on average about 130 pounds and stands at 4 feet and 11 inches.
Wiz: He can run an average of 25 miles per hour and is physical stronger than an average person. He’s strong enough to throw a full-grown human off a horse, strangle a full-grown gorilla to death, and hold his own in a fight with Koba, who was able to dent metal with a metal rod.
Boomstick: He was able to learn skilled hand-to-hand combatant moves and how to use different forms weaponry from shotgun, M67 Fragmentation Grenade, Spears, and a pistol. Caesar possessed far more stamina than humans and most other ape; allowing him to remain physically active for long periods of time, even in a weakened state.
Wiz: And his most important trait of all is his intelligences, which far exceeding that of a human counterpart. He’s able to create a highly coordinated plans, which was proven during the battle on the Golden Gate Bridge; where he succeeded, leading the apes to defeat the police and to escape into the redwood forest.
Boomstick: Not say his new life was all peaches and cream. He suffered the betrayal of his former friend Koba, the loss of his wife and eldest son, and deaths of man of his ape brethren at the hands of man before he finally met his end in peace. Wiz: But even after all of his losses, Caesar never lost sight of his beliefs still developed close friendship with some of the remaining humans on the planet while caring for his family.
Boomstick: But it doesn’t matter how many books he reads, Caesar is still a fleshy ape that can be physically wounded, and sometimes lets his anger get the better of him. He’s constantly trying to find a peaceful way to end all conflicts and not make him end up like a rage filled monster like Koba was.
Wiz: But as long there new day in the horizon, Caesar will always be there lead his family and his army to the new age.
Caesar: No!
Hagen’s Revolution is heading to Death Battle[]
Wiz: Of all the bonds that strengthen the people of this world, there is nothing stronger than bond between a child and their pet, particular a dog in this manner.
Boomstick: Just like me and Jack Spaniel, isn’t that right boy?
Jack Spaniel: BARK!
Wiz: Anyway, 13-year-old Lili was a lonely Hungarian teenage girl stuck in the middle of a custody battle between her two equally neglectful parents. The only companion to keep her spirits up was her loyal mixed breed dog, Hagen
Boomstick: Lili’s uncaring mother had left her in the hands of her strict and poorly educated deadbeat father whom she hadn’t seen in years. I feel your pain kid. Although he accepted his daughter back into his boring life, he didn’t expect her to had Hagen in the picture as well.
Wiz: Because Hagen was a mixed-breed, Lili’s dad would be subjected to a large "mongrel" fee enforced by the Hungarian government since he wasn’t a purebred dog. Unwilling to pay the fee and unable to convince her daughter to give her friend up in exchange for a cheaper purebred dog, Lili's father was forced to keep Hagen in his small apartment building until he came up with a plan
Boomstick: Despite Lili’s best ways to keep Hagen hidden and peaceful in her new home, it wasn’t long before Hagen started attracting unwanted attention from her school and her dad’s landlord. Having had enough, Lili’s dad threw the dog out onto the streets and prevent his daughter from trying to save him. How could he, now he’s dead to me just like my dad.
Wiz: With his owner gone and nowhere left to go, Hagen began a lonely journey wandering the city, searching for his family. Although he easily found a place to sleep and avoid danger, finding resources to survive as a street dog was much harder, especially when he didn’t know who to trust.
Boomstick: Luckily, the old pup eventually befriended a white stray dog after it saved him from an angry butcher. With the help of his new friend, Hagen learned the ways of the street, and how to survive a stray dog. Things started looking good, until he and his new friends were ambushed by the city dog catchers.
Wiz: After a long chase, Hagen was able to escape the dog catchers with the help of a homeless man. Looks like he finally found nice human after all right?
Boomstick: Wrong, what the Hagen didn’t know was that this man had no intention of saving him, but instead the man sold Hagen to another human who put Hagen to work in the worst job a dog could ever apply for: dog fighting.
Wiz: The practice of illegal dog fighting has been outlawed in all countries of the world for its many violent actions for animal cruelty. In the dog fighting ring, Hagen was chained, beaten, starved, and trained by his brutal owner to be lethal killing machine.
Boomstick: In his very first fight, he killed his opponent, who was a rottweiler twice his size, and was able to escape during the commotion and reunite with his little dog buddy. But Hagen’s victory was short lived when he is caught by animal control officers and brought to the city dog pound. Man, how much pain does this dog need to go through before he can find peace
Wiz: Just hang in there a little long Boomstick. Although the pound tried to put Hagen up for adoption, his time in the dog fighting ring had left him traumatized, causing Hagen to lash out at nearly all the humans who crossed him
Boomstick: With no other option, the shelter thought the only option was to send him on his way to the rainbow bridge to doggy heaven. If only these fools had not underestimated this dog’s will to survive.
Wiz: Refusing to be held captive by the cruel world of man, Hagen killed the dog catcher who captured, freed all the dogs from the pound, and led them in an all-out assault against the city
Boomstick: Guess we finally answered that finally question “Who let the Dogs out”, Hagen did?
Wiz: Although his true breed heritage is unknow, the two dog actors that played Hagen were said to be A mix of Labrador, shepherd and Shar-Pei, all three have traits that made Hagen a fierce threat on four legs. He weighs up to 50 to 80 pounds of canine muscle, stand almost two feet at the shoulder, and can run up to 45 miles per hour.
Boomstick: With the power of a Labrador Retriever, Hagen has powerful leg muscles for running long periods of time and webbed paws to grant him the ability to swim easily through bodies of water
Wiz: The Shar Pei was originally breed to be a hunting fighting dog in the early Han Dynasty of China and the wrinkles on its face were meant to protect their body during fight with wild animals and prevent serious injuries.
Boomstick: Finally, with his Shepherd traits grant Hagen’s heightened intelligences and a power bite, perfect for all sorts of doggy jobs, like police work and search and rescue
Wiz: And even though his experience in the dog fighting ring was brutal and inhumane, Hagen gained the strength to take on any dog that came his way and the determination to not back down from a fight or give on his dream of freedom
Boomstick: Which eventually became a reality neither he or the humans of Hungary ever imagined.
Wiz: With his new pack by his side, Hagen terrorized the city for days on end, even evading the police and dog catches who tried desperately to stop them.
Boomstick: Not to mention he finally got to take his revenge on the meat butcher who chased him away and the old man who sold him to the dog fighting ring in the first place.
Wiz: Hagen fighting strategy is similar to that of his wild wolf brethren, using his speed to evade attacks from his opponent and allowing him to get in several bite to weaken his enemy to the point of exhaustion
Boomstick: When his foes are at their most vulnerable, Hagen will deliver the most brutal fatality in doggy takedown history, RIPPING OUT HIS OPPOENT’S THROAT.
Wiz: After terrorizing the city for days, the police had to call in the Hungarian SWAT team as well as issue a mandatory curfew to prevent anyone else from getting mauled to death.
Boomstick: But even when they armed with high-powered weapons and body armor, it still wasn’t enough to take down Hagen and his pack. Sure a few dogs crossed the rainbow bridge in the end, but most were still able to escape.
Wiz: But after taking his revenge on humans who hurt in the most wasn’t enough to cool Hagen’s quest for blood. He still had one more person to sink his teeth into.
Boomstick: LILI’S FATHER, who had to arm himself with a make-shift Flamethrower to keep the dogs at bay. Believe it or not, while Hagen’s was gone, Lili and her dad actually made up with each other, and he actually wanted to find Hagen and bring him back home. Too bad my dad wasn’t like that to me.
Wiz: Despite his new aggressive behavior, Lili would not give up on her four-legged friend. So, using her trumpet and playing Hagen’s favorite song, she was able to heal Hagen broke spirit and bring him and hid pack back to their senses.
Boomstick: Hagen may have come a long way since his time as a pet, but he still has limitations
Wiz: Hagen suffered a great deal of pain in his life and it took him time to learn who to survive on his own. Plus, he did have to retreat from the police who were armed to the teeth with weapons more than capable of kill any dog.
Boomstick: Not to mention like most dogs, he relies on the strength of his pack to help get his revenge on all those who hurt him
Wiz: But not how many times he gets beaten down or caged up, Hagen’s will to survive will always give him the strength he needs to get back up and not be tamed.
Boomstick: I guess it true that you can’t keep a good dog down
Hagen: Grrrrrrrrr
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: all right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight:[]
In the redwood forest, a herd of deer is feeding and drinking near a riverbank surrounded by trees. Up in the trees, Caesar leads his ape army on a hunting party for the deer. Caesar notices a male with an inured leg and Caesar orders his apes to prepare for the attack.
Down in the grass, Hagen and his pack of wild dogs are stalking the deer as well, waiting to strike. Hagen also sniffs out the same wounded deer, and the pack splits up ready to launch their attack.
Just as Caesar is about to signal his hunting party, Hagen and his pack spring from the grass and charge at the deer, causing them to flee in fear. Confused, Caesar orders the apes to follow the other deer while her peruses their intended target. As the the other apes leave, leaps through the trees as he follows Hagen and the other dogs as they chase after the wounded deer.
Eventually Hagen and his pack corner the deer and use their numbers to bring it down. As the pack begins to eat, Caesar leap down from the trees, land and climbs down some near by boulders, uses his spear to scare the dogs away. However, Hagen refuses to leave and stands his ground against Caesar.
Caesar: GO!!!!
Hagen only growls as Caesar with his teeth bared, who he sees as human he refuses to yield to.
Caesar picks up a large tree branch and hurls it at Hagen, but the dogs leaps out of the way to avoid it. Hagen lunges at Caesar and bites him hard on the right arm. The Chimpanzee screams as he swings around try to fling the dog off his arm, even smashing him into the dirt, but Hagen will not let go. Ceasar uses his other free hand to pull Hagen off of him, but the dog refuses release his grip as blood starts dripping from his arm. Caesar starts fling the dog onto the ground several time before tossing him off as he rolls several feet across the forest floor.
Hagen quickly dashes at Caesar again, who grabs several rocks from the ground and throws them at the dog. But he is able to dodge the rocks and continuing to charge at Caesar, biting him on his leg. But the chimpanzee grabs his spear from the ground and whack the dog across the face to make him let go of him, and uses it again to stop the dog from biting him in the throat. As Hagen’s chomps down on the ape’s spear, Caesar struggles to push him off until he kicks the dog in the chest, forcing him to let go.
Caesar: Bad Dog.
Hagen: Bark Bark
Both animal leaders begin to circle each other as they try to find an opening for attack, not letting their opponent out of their sight for a moment. Hagen snarl at the ape, lunges at him with a mock charge to try and scare him off. But Caesar stands his ground as he hold his spear higher and show his teeth to intimidate the dog. Unfazed by his advances, Hagen jumps into the air so fast that he is able to land on Caesar, forcing him to drop his spear and use his arms to push back Hagen to prevent the wild dog from gnawing at his face. Hagen is able to bite Caesar on his shoulder, but he doesn't have a good grip on it and has to let go.
The ape then uses his strength to push the dog off him and into a pile of leaves before he gets back up and goes running off into the bushes. Thinking that his opponent is gone, Caesar grabs his spear and starts hacking off pieces of the deer to take back with him. Suddenly, Caesar hears some rustling in the bushes and turns around to see a figure’s silhouette in the distance. Knowing that his enemy is still around, Caesar throws his spear in the bushes, and hears an animal scream. He goes to check it out, only to discover that the animal he hit was not Hagen, but instead was a fox. Before he knew what hit him, Hagen jumped out from the bushes behind the ape, landing onto Caesar’s back as he bites down on his neck with his dagger teeth digging deeper into his fresh as he screams. The chimpanzee is knocked on his belly as the dog continues to bite down on his neck. The ape the sees a rock, reaching to grab it and slams it onto Hagen’s head, knocking him off him and allowing him to get back up.
Caesar: Ape, Together, Strong.
Hagen: Grrrrrrr!!!!
Caesar beats on his chest and lets out a hooting chant, while Hagen lets put a howl into the air, both showing off their dominance as alpha males and true leaders. Caesar then grabs a large branch from a fallen tree, breaks it into two halves, and uses them as weapons to throw at the dog and try and hit Hagen. Although he lands one blow, causing Hagen to yelp in pain, the dog uses his speed to dodge the other attack. As Caesar grabs another branch and continues to swing the branch violently over his head, Hagen continues to bark and circle around him, using his speed to nib at the apes heels.
Caesar prepares to swing to the branch to the right, making Hagen leap to the left. Caesar tries the same trick again, and Hagen evades it the same way he did before. But this time it was a trick to make the dog go to the other side, where Caesar switches directions and lands a blow to the distracted dog. The branch snaps in two as it slams into the dog, as Hagen is hurled across the ground and knocked to the side, seemingly unconscious. Caesar then walks over to the dog and pocks it with a small stick to make sure the dog is down. This turns out to be a trap set by Hagen, who leaps at the ape and bites him on the leg and pulls him backwards, making him fall to the ground.
As Caesar whales it pain and squirms around on the ground, Hagen continues his attack by going his shoulder to bite him again and scratch at the ape with his paws. Caesar then grabs Hagen by the neck and pulls him as hard as he can. Although Hagen's grip is strong, the apes superior strength is able to pull him off. Hagen start’s struggling as Caesar gets to his feet and attempts to strangle the dog in a chokehold. Hagen then bites Caesar’s hand, causing him to scream and let the doggo . But not before he throws Hagen to the ground and bumps into the body of the deer.
Caesar: Stay Down.
Still fighting through the pain, Hagen gets back up and starts running around Caesar in circles, barking and biting the ape’s legs repeatedly. The ape jumps away to go back for his fallen spear as the dog chases after him. He reaches his weapon and tries to use his spear to land a blow at the dog by stabbing it where his foe is at. But Hagen is too fast and easily dodges the attack. Being weakened by the repeated attacks, Caesar starts to sink to his knees while trying to keep himself up with the spear. Seizing the opportunity, Hagen stalks the ape like a really predator before preparing to launch himself at Caesar to deliver the finishing bite. But this was a trap set by Caesar, who was faking being weak and uses his arm to whack Hagen away when he lungs at him, knock the dog out.
As he regains his footing, Hagen realizes he’s at a disadvantage, so he grabs a leg from the deer, pulls it off and runs away it. But Caesar then grabs his spear and peruses Hagen through the trees. As Hagen weaves through the bushes, with the meat in his mouth, Caesar leaps from tree to tree as he follows the wild dog. Noticing a clearing up ahead, Caesar waits until he gets to the final tree, then leaps from the branch and tackles Hagen to the ground. The two animals wrestle each other in dirt, until Caesar puts Hagen in a head lock trying to strangle him. Hagen wiggles his mouth free and bites Caesar’s hand, breaking some of his fingers and forcing him to let go, but not before throwing the dog into several bushes.
Caesar: Dog alone weak, were us dog's back.
Hagen: HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Feeling the heat, Hagen howls in the air, and in a moment Haven’s pack arrives to back up Hagen and begin to surround Caesar. Caesar tries to look for an opening to escape, but the dogs have him completely surrounded. Hagen barks and orders his pack to attack the Chimpanzee. When the dogs lung at the ape king, leaps into the air with all his strenght and grabs hold of the vines on a tree and climbs up it. With nowhere to go and the dogs all over the tree, Caesar begins hooting and pounding his chest, calling for his ape army. The apes (consisting of chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans) start climbing from out of the forest trees and head towards Caesar in the trees. The apes the leap down from the trees, and begin to attack the dog pack. Unwilling to back down, the dogs also start fighting back against the apes.
While Hagen is helping five of his dogs bring down a gorilla, he notices Caesar about to kill the white dog he befriended earlier. Caesar races through the battle and tackles into Caesar, knocking the chimp down as they tumble down a hill, rolling over bushes and twigs. Eventually, they both land in a lake at the edge where the water isn’t deep. As Caesar gets to his feet, Hagen lunges at the ape, biting into his throat and knocking him into the water. Caesar grabs the dog by the neck, trying to pull him off, but the dog has a firm grip on his neck, weakening him. With his remaining strength, Caesar puts his hands between Haven’s jaws and pries the dogs both open. Though Hagen is still biting his hand, Caesar grabs a rock and slams it on the dog’s head, forcing it to let go. Then in a fit of rage, Hagen continues to pound the rock on the dog’s body until the water turns red with blood.
Caesar: Ape Alone, stronger than dog.
With his foe finally defeat, Caesar slowly walks back to the shore, with one hand on his throat holding back the blood as he walks away from Hager’s beaten body.
Results[]
Boomstick: Ah man, I hate it when the dog dies during the movie
Wiz: Both these animal leaders were fierce and cunning against their human oppressors, but only one had natural traits needed to take the other down.
Boomstick: Sure Hagen is capable of killing any ordinary human, but Caesar is not a human, nor is he ordinary
Wiz: Caesar is far smarter than an average dog, not mention stronger, pulling of far more superior feats of strength then Hagen.
Boomstick: But man’s best friend had some avengers over the ape king. Hagen was faster when it came to speed, and had the ferocity to eliminate any foe in his path. And with Caesar's pacifism, he'd only kill if he had no other option.
Wiz: Hagne may have had the aggression and speed to keep him going through the fight, but in the end it was Caesar's intelligence and strength that gave him the victory in this fight.
Boomstick: Caesar finally went "ape" and Hagen "whited" out
Wiz: The Winner is Caesar
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Soundtrack[]
The cover name would be "Untamable Forces of Nature".