Burter vs Mez is a Death Battle by CobraMario64!
Description[]
Dragon Ball vs Akame ga Kill! Two speedy sidekicks that are heavily cocky find a way to have a race, but the battle of the speedy sidekicks from a group loyal to one evil! Which speed-headed sidekick will win?
Intro[]
Wiz: Sidekicks....
Boomstick: They're here to help you out! Sometimes being the one with the most adaptable speed gives you the opportunity to be a damn good runner.
Wiz: If you say that they're heavily cocky in their mind, you throw yourselves into a race down the track and run! When you are the fastest runner around and apart of an evil group.. But thanks to following the evil around, you're better off as their "speedster" in the gang!
Boomstick: Burter, the Ginyu Force's Blue Hurricane.
Wiz: And Mez, the Rakshasa Demon's speedy girl.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle...
Burter[]
Wiz: Back to the Dragon Ball Z series and the Namek Saga, the Ginyu Force had arrived to assist Emperor Frieza! Hm, the Ginyu Force? Okay maybe that would be a group with super-elite and powerful warriors. Hired by Frieza himself to scatter the Dragon Balls away from the Dragon Team.
Boomstick: That's not it, there they had five different warrior with superpowers! We have Ginyu, Jeice, Recoome, Burter and Guldo.. THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE UNIVERSE... GINYU FORCE RULES... GINYU FORCE RULES! *catches the jam of the Ginyu Force theme song*
Wiz: They're arguably the best dancers of the universe! Ginyu Force rules, Ginyu Force rules, Ginyu Force rules! Ok let's not sing their theme song just yet... We are concentrating on Burter, who's known to be this famous "Blue Hurricane" and claims that he is the fastest in the universe. Who is he, the brother of Sonic the Hedgehog?
Boomstick: No no no no... He works for the Ginyu Force! Ya know, they're apart of Frieza's Imperial Army and have shelter at Planet Frieza 79. When Frieza needed help, he called for the Ginyu Force. Despite working for the Frieza Force, you could do some cool action poses with them! Even run your ass if you need to, then take running lessons with Burter!
Wiz: Anyway, Burter calls himself the Blue Hurricane and he's very boastful when it comes to fighting! Back in the day, Burter's special powers originated during his childhood, I could say, his mother was a VERY VEERRRYYY strict parent, making him do all of the household chores. Did this guy ever get a break? Probably not.
Boomstick: If he didn't prepare dinner on time, that mom of his would be bitching him around and slapping him as well. Sounds like how a nag of a parent would act and ride your ass all day.
(Chouzetsu Dynamic Lofi Hip Hop Remix)
Wiz: Annoying...
Boomstick: Yeah, but that's how life would be when you live with your mom. Let's stop talking about child life and get a hang of this. Since Burter is the fastest thing in his universe, he'd probably want to speed down to see all of his abilities and powers!
ABILITES and TECHNIQUES
Enhanced Speed: Burter has superior speed to others at the same level of power as him, with his speed even surpassing that of the much more powerful Captain Ginyu. Due to this he was considered the "fastest in the universe".
Flight: The ability to fly with the use of ki.
Ki Blast: The most basic form of energy wave.
Blue Hurricane: A rush attack used by Burter.
Space Mach Attack: Burter attacks his foes at very high speeds in three directions.
Mach Kick: Burter delivers multiple kicks at high-speed.
Mach Punch: Burter delivers multiple punches at high-speed.
Blue Impulse: A Full Power Energy Wave attack used by Burter.
Rising Shot: Burter fires one or two Full Power Energy Balls from the same hand.
Wiz: Burter's actually a great fighter, he's been shown to have a good friendship with Jeice.
Boomstick: The Blue Hurricane and The Red Magma.... I see a connection there. Well, the two perform combined attacks on their enemies and get away with it easily! Burter and Jeice are practically like Sonic and Shadow, but a different duo! I'd say the duo of trouble. Double on the trouble, here come the Blue Hurricane and Red Magma!
Wiz: Like the other members of the Ginyu Force, Burter is shown to be a rather comical character by doing poses, playing Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who will fight who, and betting candy over fights. If he's a comical character, then he should be a comedian and make everybody laugh! Sure the Ginyu Force may give us the chuckles, because of their silly action poses!
Boomstick: He is very arrogant, boastful, and tends to talk down to his opponents. Burter's arrogance leads him to win in the race as the famous Blue Hurricane of the Ginyu Force! If he's gonna talk down to his opponent, then he'd do that to the runners also! You're quite the guy we'd consider as the better Sonic, Burter! Wait... HE'S NOT A GODDAMN HEDGEHOG!
Wiz: Of course. But whenever he gets a win in something, he'll be boastful about it.
Boomstick: The Blue Hurricane is ready for Death Battle, do not underestimate the Ginyu Force's blue Sonic speedster!
Burter: I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.
Mez[]
Wiz: In the world of Akame ga Kill, where assassins wielding weapons duke it out and fight to flush the rotten Empire away! Wait, Empire? Ahem, yes.. The Empire who's Prime Minister that everybody despises, especially that child Emperor who doesn't care about his country.
Boomstick: Prime Minister? Who, that fat fuck eating meat? No, I mean: He doesn't give a damn about the rotten country. They're not the only ones in the Empire, but Night Raid and the Revolutionary Army are. If you're tryna dish out justice, then fight with either side! But damn, the Empire has the greatest power.
Wiz: There's this "Imperial Fist Temple" where people have trained to master martial arts. Sounds like a nice place to learn how to kick a someone's butt. I mean if you do, then get hired to be the Prime Minister's personal bodyguard! Although you'd probably get a nice payment for that.
Boomstick: Alongside the Jaegers, the Wild Hunt, we have the Four Rakshasa Demons! Yes, they're a group of fist fighters from the power of the Imperial Fist temple. Today, we are concentrating on that speedy girl; Mez!
Wiz: Mez was the daughter of Gozuki as well as a member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, who served as the Prime Minister's squad of executioners. That's the story, the daughter of some dying dad? Eh? Get it?
Boomstick: NO I DON'T! Don't make me.... Nevermind. Anyways, Mez doesn't possess any techniques or known superpowers, but she has the ability to move her body freely. Since we have to say the things, there won't be much we would say about Mez.
Wiz: Let's discuss Mez's abilities. She's able to extend her fingernails, arms, and even legs! Whenever she removes her horseshoes, she will be able to release a lot of her sweat, and pick her belly button...
Boomstick: Ew... We forgot to say she's actually able to engulf her fist with dark aura. Although it has no known name, she's really good at punching by using it.
Wiz: Lubbock was the one who landed his eyes on Mez, and decided to be all pervy about it. Like what was he going to gain from that?
Boomstick: I don't know, probably an Akame "GA" Kill! Yes... That's the point of that anime.. Depression, tears, and emotional story. Sadly, Lubbock couldn't get his hands on that cute little girl, if I say so. He ended up killing her for the sake of that part, man. With the story being about bloodshed...and shit.
Wiz: Yeah, but if I rewatch it I will be crying tears for hours mate.
Boomstick: Just get ready for Death Battle, no tears. This speedy sidekick girl is going to walk out to the battlefield next scene!
Mez: Goodnight.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHH BAAAAATTTTTTTLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Death Battle[]
Location: Kyoroch - Akame ga Kill!
The Prime Minister reported to the Path of Peace that aliens from another planet were approaching for the Empire. They were known as the Ginyu Force, sent to attack the Empire by Frieza.
While the other Ginyu Force members landed in other locations of the Empire. A metallic space pod crashed in the town of Kyoroch, leaving a massive crater on the ground. "What was that?!" Mez wondered, looking down.
The door opened, and out to come was Burter, who flew to the surface. "I don't know what got you to come over here, little girl." Burter said. "So you might be one of those aliens that the Prime Minister had reported..." Mez answered with the honest statement she could think of.
"I'm Burter of the Ginyu Force!" Burter declared, striking his fighting pose. "Burter of the Ginyu whatever!" Mez mumbled. "When the Prime Minister finds out you all have arrived, prepare to meet your demises...GINYU FORCE!" She demanded. Burter charged Ki energy to his hands, readying himself for battle.
FIGHT!
At the last second, Burter pelted Mez with continuous Ki Blasts. The Rakshasa Demon leaped backwards with a kick to the Blue Hurricane's head, bonking him with a backward kick. "Alright, BRING IT!" Burter exclaimed, battering Mez with a Mach Punch. She received lots of punches that were too fast for her to hold off, so when that stopped Mez would spread her arm and smack Burter on the shoulder. The Ginyu Force's Speedster booted his foe with a kick, and fired a burst of energy to make an opening for the Rakshasa Demon. "So this is what aliens do; shoot energy blasts?" she remarked, and attempted to assault Burter with a kick. The Ginyu Force's Speedster threw a blast an energy toward Mez's stomach and blew her away. As Mez crashed onto the floor, Burter booted her with a kick to her forehead. "You're quite fast for me." Mez admitted and quickly threw a flurry of punches on her alien foe, striking him with a punch to the jaw. Burter teleported back and fired two energy beams at Mez, who dodged confidently and landed afterwards.
The "Fastest Thing in the Universe" threw a kick, which Mez countered by grabbing and hurling the Ginyu Force member into a wall. Burter ran at Mez and began firing multiple energy beams at her. Looking for a way to dodge, Mez had spread her legs into the air. Yet, the Rakshasa Demon remained persistent and desperate to dodge every incoming attack, then Burter followed up with a Mach Kick from behind. Multiple speedy kicks gave Burter the advantage and he was able to deliver massive damage to his female foe. Mez jumped forward and lunged at Burter with a devastating kick, knocking him down. Mez held her foe down and punished him with a spinning kick, but Burter had something for her! "I am the fastest in the universe!" Burter said boastfully, as he threw Ki Blasts at Mez and performed one of his famous Ginyu Poses after.
"Don't care." Mez said, launching herself at the Ginyu Force's Speedster with a headbutt. Burter teleported and Mez herself crashed into a wall, which inflicted lots of damage to her head. Burter and Mez traded punches, before getting separated. The Rakshasa Demon kicked Burter across the alleyway, and he responded by launching a Rising Shot. Two power balls exploded in front of Mez, who was flung toward Burter and the Ginyu Force's member grabbed Mez by the wrist and yanked her out of the air. "How's that?" He wondered, catching his foe and slamming her on the ground, creating a massive crater. Mez moved her arm freely to grab the edge, but Burter kicked her arm and caused her to fall back into the crater below.
Mez jumped behind Burter and engulfed her fist with dark aura. When Burter noticed this, he quickly summoned Ki to his hands and fired bursts of energy, which Mez punched through with the aura. "I'm gonna crush you and TAKE THE WIN!" Burter declared, as he remained boastful. The Ginyu Force's Speedster executed his Blue Hurricane technique and blue energy was surrounding him. "What the?" Mez wondered, pausing for minute and Burter had used his speed to knock himself into Mez, inflicting a great deal of damage. "HEY, THAT HURT!" Mez complained, and then next as she landed near a wall, the Rakshasa Demon removed her robe and horseshoes, exposing her bikini top.
"What the heck..." Burter said as he carefully glanced at the Rakshasa Demon, who spread her sweat from her belly button and body everywhere. "Nasty!" complained Burter, and his battle armor was covered with Mez's sweat.
Burter shrugged the sweat off, and noticed his foe coming at him.
Mez attempted to punish Burter with her own kick, but the Blue Hurricane dodged and hit Mez with another Mach Punch. The Rakshasa Demon screamed, and used some of her sweat to move around the area fast. Burter fired multiple energy blasts and tried to concentrate on killing Mez, who was relentless. Burter teleported, and executed multiple punches. "You'll die." Mez said. "Goodnight." She also said and engulfed her fist with dark aura again, extending her arm to try and punch Burter, but the Ginyu Force's Speedster had charged up a Blue Impulse. "Don't mess with the Ginyu Force's Speeder!" Burter demanded, striking one of his Fighting Poses and then he fired a large blue energy wave from his two hands towards the Rakshasa Demon, obliterating Mez's head off her body.
K.O.!
As the smoke subsided. Mez's head landed far and her body lay lifeless. Burter fired an energy beam at the deceased body, disintegrating it. Burter then began doing Ginyu Force poses for his victory dance.
Results[]
Boomstick: This battle was NO contest for Mez, like at all! Wiz: Mez was outclassed here, because Burter had more techniques. To be specific with ya, the speedster's WAYYYYYY more durable than Mez. Mostly because, he can do many things than she can. Shooting energy blasts would be the answer, which caused massive harm to Mez. Burter's on a whole different level, he's somewhere near Planet Level which is comparable to Recoome.
Boomstick: And Mez is around Large Building Level, but it's fair to say that she could NOT fight some like Burter. Although she did give Lubbock a challenge, and Burter did give Goku a challenge with Jeice as well. Then who's the strongest? Well, in many categories...Mez loses here.
Wiz: Even Burter himself could EVEN keep up with Mez. He tends to be very boastful, but that doesn't stop him from beating someone like Mez! Since Mez can move her body freely and run fast, that wasn't enough to keep up with the Ginyu Force's Blue Hurricane. Aside from Mez, Burter was the better fighter after all!
Boomstick: This was also an easy W for Burter, and a sad L for Mez. I have to admit, he's considered to be the fastest member in the Ginyu Force and easily caught a Dragon Ball thrown by Vegeta! The Namek Saga had some interesting events, didn't they? But yeah, Burter slaps the shit out of Mez with ease!
Wiz: The Blue Hurricane >>> Rakshasa Demons
Boomstick: No shit. The Blue Impulse and Rising Shot gave Burter more advantages to kill off Mez.
Wiz: Yeah, like I mean Mez's sweat wouldn't do enough against Burter or his fighting techniques.
Boomstick: *sigh* Poor Mez, I guess. Although she did end up getting killed by Lubbock.... she was also killed by a relative of Sonic the Hedgehog! NO CONTEST.... BURTER STRIKES A POSE AND ANNIHLATES MEZ WITHIN SECONDS....SHE STOOD NO CHANCE!
Wiz: Is that a pun?
Boomstick: Maaaaaaaybeeee, but... Sonic's older cousin slaughtered the little girl.... hehehehehehehehehehe.
Wiz: The winner is Burter!
