| Guns and monsters, need I say more? | |
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| Season | 3 |
| Season Episode | 5 |
| Air date | 10/15/22 |
| Written by | HyperSsonic |
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Tremors VS GTA! It's a battle between two gunmen who defied the odds, namely against monsters of some sort! Will Burt be able to make Trevor's ass blast into the atmosphere? Or will Trevor be able to make Burt only see a Red Mist?
Intro:[]
(Cue: Invader)
Boomstick: Ah, if there's one thing I love more than beer and tax evasion, it's guns by a mile.
Wiz: Then these two will certainly make you have a hell of a time seeing all the weapons.
Boomstick: Burt Gummer, the famous graboid killer from Tremors.
Wiz: And Trevor Philips, GTA's crazed drug dealer.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Burt Gummer won't run out of ammunition in Death Battle!:[]
(Cue: Tremors 4: The Legend Begins)
Wiz: Welcome to Rejection, a small sleepy town in Nevada in the late 19th century.
Boomstick: Ok, I’ve heard some bad town names, but literally calling it Rejection sounds like where all those weird kids go after getting, well, rejected by a girl that they were trying to ask for prom.
Wiz: At first, it was just an average small little town until 17 miners were killed mysteriously. Which caused most of the town to leave. However, then came the owner of the mine, Mr. Hiram Gummer. A rich man who had an attitude.
Boomstick: It was like this the entire time he was there at first.
Wiz: Then he went to the mine himself with others to see if it was ok, and it did seem ok. However, after they got out, they set up camp there, which was a big mistake. It was there when they first got their look at the graboid.
Boomstick: Which then wasn’t that big, well, they were just mainly baby ones. Still, they beat the ever loving shit out of them! It’s just glorious! After that event, Gummer decided to stay in town and start a love for guns! However, the graboids went quiet for a good while. Now, look to around a century later and what do we get?
Wiz: Now we have Perfection, the town’s name after the incident. However, just like before, many things were killed. Humans, animals, you name it!
(Cue: Tremors 3: Back To Perfection)
Boomstick: However, there was something these things didn’t expect: Hiram’s great-grandchild, Burt Gummer. What’s the difference between Hiram and Burt? Well, while Hiram grew up in a rich life, Burt didn’t really do that, but instead he was a gun entusiast, and I love him for that! Though Hiram did start liking guns later in life, Burt has been into guns his ENTIRE life. Though, one thing they got similar is that they were both played by Michael Gross so that’s a fun coincidence.
Wiz: Albeit most is unknown about his actual past, many specilate that he was in the military, but the creators denied it, yet in the TV series, he talked about how he has been involved with cover-ups, so it is really just a thing that’s up in the air. Nevertheless, he had a wife, Heather, and the two simply lived in Perfection up where the government didin’t disturb him as well as letting him build his dream house.
Boomstick: Yeah, it was good until the graboids came back and ruined everything by just killing everything like they did before.
Wiz: However, after killing the graboids, they evolved and turned into what they called shriekers, which could sense heat and walked on two legs. So, they called up Burt and another man from the graboid attacks, Earl Bassett, where they had to deal with these new ones along with some new sort of recruits.
Boomstick: Ok, after this, they're sure to be gone now, right? Nope. After this, there were more graboids, shriekers, and then shriekers that can fly and shoot fire out of their asses called ass-blasters! So, Burt had to deal with all this shit until he finally decided to just let nature run its course as he ended up dying to a graboid just so it could blow up! That’s what you get for killing Burt, you bastard!
Wiz: Well, that’s all the time we got for history, now it’s time for Boomstick’s favorite part of the analysis.
Boomstick (in a Bruce Buffer style): Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s time! Though, let’s talk about what was in his rec room first: Whenever the stupid graboid first went into it, there were pistols, shotguns, shotguns, machine guns, and then a fucking William Moore & Co. 8 gauge shotgun! This beauty of a weapon was made to fire solid slugs that were made to kill elephants. Yeah, you heard that right, Burt has a shotgun that can shoot bullets that were made for killing goddamn elephants!
Wiz: Then, after that first incident, there he was traveling the world just to then get called for the shriekers incident, which is where the Mexico army was willing to give him basically any gun, so of course he took advantage of it. Namely, he would use that for a bunch of explosive weaponry such as TNT, C4. Then as for actual guns, he had a .50 BMG rifle, a Colt Sporter II Carbine, two Westley Richards 480s, and then his somewhat infamous pair of Beretta 92FS Inox pistols.
Pop-Up: Note: The two Westley Richards 480s were given to Earl and Grady. However, given how Burt is, he might’ve had another one, but we do not know for sure.
Boomstick: Ok, I’m just going to list off all of these beautiful weapons now, so stand back Wiz, prepare for a bunch of guns to be named! *Inhales* A Muzzelite MZ14 Bullpup, a LAR Grizzly Big Boar, Ruger M77, AR-15 SP1, a Mark I Desert Eagle, DefTech 37mm launcher, a Colt Commando Carbine, Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine, Marlin Model 336, Nambu Type 14 Pistol, Mauser C96, Russian Simonov Type 45 SKS rifle, Heckler & Koch P7M8, AMT Hardballer Longslide, Colt 1851 Navy, Makarov PM, Smith & Wesson Model 29, Smith & Wesson Model 19, Beretta 92FS Inox, M1911A1 Variants, CZ 75B, Glock 17, Glock 30, Mossberg 500 Cruiser, Single Action Army .45 Long Colt, Remington Model 700, Heckler & Koch G3A3, a .303 Caliber BSA Lee-Speed Sporter...
Boomstick then takes a few pants as WIz just looks at him.
Wiz: Are you done yet?
Boomstick: Nope!
Wiz: Oh son of a bi-
Boomstick: *Inhales once more* Winchester Model 70, Vektor R5, FN MAG 58, and then two Browning M2HB mounted up on a anti-aircraft turret to mow down like 300 fucking shriekers! Yeah, Burt even has more guns, but I can tell Wiz is getting tired of it, so I will stop.
Wiz: Finally. Now, Burt doesn’t really have any abilities other that his intelligence like when he was able to make bombs really easily. Now, as for his weakness, it is just that he is a mere human. So one good gunshot to him and he is gone. Then also that you could probably easily anger him if you keep insulting him, or maybe even call out his wife Heather or something like that.
Boomstick: However, here’s a word of advice: Never break into a survivalist’s rec room that is filled to the brim with guns, ammunition, and everything inbetween!
The graboid is dead on the ground as Burt holds onto the door and broken gun case of his elephant gun as Heather holds onto him
Burt: Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you, ya bastard?!
Trevor Philips stomps Death Battle's skull in!:[]
(Cue: Trevor Philips Enterprises Industries Mission Theme)
Boomstick: What do you know? It’s time to discuss one of the first combatants of our first fight!
Wiz: Indeed it is, Boomstick. Now hopefully for this you will respect it and actually work this time?
Boomstick: Sure, I’ll mostly do that, but I will still do what I want. *Ahem* When you think of places with a lot of crime, you would expect them to be caused by people that aren’t right in the brain. In which you would be totally right. Now, where does the one probably most crazed dude who causes crime come from? None other than motherfucking Canada! Cue Canada’s anthem or something! Or not, I don’t really care.
Wiz: Born in a family that was, well, something else to say the least, Trevor Philips grew up in a life of crime and hate. Which would result in him continuing this trope all the way into his future. Namely, he is mostly known around for being the psychopathic weapon trader and drug dealer of Los Santos.
Boomstick: Man, this guy has to be easily one of the worst people to run into when they’re having a rainy day!
Wiz: During his more early years of Crime, Trevor would do more simple jobs. Namely, robbing places such as banks. It was more simple crimes in those times. However, eventually he tried robbing a bank in North Yankton alongside some friends.
Boomstick: Namely Michael Townley, you gotta keep your eye on this one for the future. Well, after this heist, horribly failed, Trevor went on a sort of small break of the biggering. And settled down in Sandy Shores, which is near Los Santos. It was where he had a Michael Afton moment after figuring out Michael, not the FNaF one, the one he actually knew, was still alive. So, he went on a hunt to find him. Though, while he wasn’t able to find Michael Townley, but instead Michael De Santa. Who looks, sounds, and has the same kind of personality! Wow, that is the weirdest coincidence I have seen in my entire life!
Wiz: Uhh, Boomstick, that IS Michael Townley, he simply changed his name.
Boomstick: WHAT?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? Just kidding, I already know this information, I just wanted to mess with ya. Anyhow, after going all “Here’s Johnny” on Michael, the two along with a new guy named Franklin, the three of them started becoming true crime bosses as they just basically took over Los Santos.
Wiz: And when he means basically, he actually just means all of it! Seriously, I have yet to find a group of three along with a few others that have been able to take over such a place in such a small amount of time! Like, wow, this is honestly really impressive stuff that they pulled off. I really want to know how they did it though.
Boomstick: Plot armor, Wiz, it hardens in response to the usage of a character in a game. You can’t stop them, Wiz!
Wiz: Alright then. And yet, in the end of it all, they were able to all get it together, tie up all the loose ends, and even Trevor, despite being the raging maniac that he is, even found love! And then also became a lifestyle coach, so there is also that.
Boomstick: Ahh, the power of love. It’s nice. BUT NOT AS NICE AS TALKING ABOUT A BUNCH OF GUNS! IT’S WEAPON TIME, BABY! He’s got pistols, machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades, hammers, you name it! All at the good ol’ gun edition of Wal-Mart: Ammu-Nation! Hell, you can even get a fucking minigun at this place! Like, what kind of place would do that? Then you got things like C4s, and just many different things. Some are more effective than others. Like, a jerry can filled with gasoline is decent enough, but compared to an assault rifle? It isn’t that good anymore, I won’t lie. Still, HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF THIS LEGALLY?!? Welp, I’m moving to Los Santos now.
Wiz: But he does actually have his favorites.Though, he has his main few, he has decided that he wields his .45 ACP pistol, a pump action shotgun, his 6 barrel grenade, and weirdly enough, he also has decided to throw an axe into the thing! Though, he always gets his bare hands in for a punch here and there.
Boomstick: This man is truly what you need for anything! He had it all, guns, knives, drugs, you name it, and he probably has it! Though, probably not a nuke sadly. Wait, can I at least name off all the guns that Trevor has access to?
Wiz: You can name some of them, but not all of them. However, while you do that, I’m going to get a drink of coffee.
Wiz walks out as a sparkle goes into Boomstick’s eyes as he inhales a large amount of air.
Boomstick: An antique cavalry dagger, baseball bat, broken bottle, crowbar, knuckle dusters, machete, nightstick, ap pistol, combat pistol, stun gun, assault shotgun bullpup shotgun, heavy shotgun, sawed-off shotgun, assault smg, combat mg, assault rifle, bullpup rifle, heavy sniper, marksman rifle, sniper rifle, grenade launcher, minigun, rocket launcher, grenades, a jerry can, sticky bombs, and tear gas!
Pop-Up: Hi, Boomstick here, I didn't name them by name as I did in Burt's bio because I could tell Wiz would probably kill me if I name all of his weapons by name as well.
Wiz: *Sips coffee* And yet he has one last trick up his sleeve. AKA Red Mist.
Boomstick: The good ol’ Spongebob Creepypasta.
Wiz: No, it isn’t that at all. Still, like the other two GTA 5 protagonists, Trevor has his own, which is a bit different compared to the others. While Michael’s is to slow time down to get better aim, and Franklin’s is to drive better, Trevor simply fills himself with rage and goes on a rampage.
Boomstick: In this state, Trevor is stronger, faster, more durable, and is just enhanced in everything! However, even despite this, he even has his weaknesses.
Pop-Up: Red Mist also gives him a huge pain tolerance as he can be shot at by any gun, or even hit by a rocket from a rocket launcher, and he will barely be fazed. There is also a chance he could have a healing factor even without Red Mist as even if he is shot in the head, or even in the heart, he can still survive, albeit still be bloody.
Wiz: Those being that he is easily angered, still a normal human being, throws strategy out of the window when on a rampage or using Red Mist, obsessed with drugs, and sometimes his rampages can go overboard that can cause damage to himself. Despite this, Trevor is still one of the most respected men in Los Santos and won’t stop, even if anything is to get into his way.
Trevor: I've met a lot of assholes in this world, but you? You're not long for this world if that's the way you fucking act.
Intermission:[]
Pre-Fight:[]
The scene begins at Perfection, Nevada as the camera goes towards a red truck that has just stopped in front of Chang’s Market. The door of it opens to reveal Trevor in his average attire of a tank top and sweatpants, but this time with some sunglasses on. Trevor opens the door to the store as he just walks in. He turns to see a counter, which was where Burt was sitting and just drinking a soda. “Hey, do you got any packages of beer?” Trevor asks as Burt quickly swallows the bit in his mouth. “In the back near the graboid t-shirts.” Burt replies as Trevor then walks back to go get it. “So, you're the infamous killer of those creatures?” Trevor asks as he grabs the package of beers. “You are correct, those stubborn bastards didn’t know what hit ‘em.” Burt replies as he just takes another drink of his soda while kicking his feet up onto the counter. Trevor then brings the beer onto the counter and puts 30 bucks onto the counter as well. “Might I ask what weapons you used to kill those fuckers were?” “Oh, you know, just an elephant gun, nothing big.” Burt replies as he then takes the cash and then gives Trevor the change. “How much would you want for it?” “Sorry, but it isn’t for sale, the only way you could do that is if you were to go to my home and take it, but you would then have broken into the wrong house.” Burt says as he finishes his drink and throws it into the trash. “True, anyhow, I’ll be on my way now.” Trevor says as he takes a beer bottle from the thing and walks out of the door.
Many hours later:
Gunshots are heard from far away as that was Burt, killing some shriekers. Then, the sound of someone walking is heard as Trevor is seen jumping over the fence around Burt’s house. Trevor quickly shoots the door open as he opens it. He then walks through the house trying to find Burt’s elephant gun as it would help him with the next heist he, Michael, and Franklin were planning so they could try and get the big one (heist) of theirs finally done with so they can just put it all behind them. Eventually, Trevor walks down stairs and finds Burt’s rec room. Inside were just a bunch of weapons. “Jesus, and I thought Ammu-Nation had a bunch of shit.” Trevor thinks to himself as he looks around the weapons, but can’t find the actual elephant gun of Burt’s. However, he did see some magazines (the paper ones) on the wall which featured Burt and Heather on the covers along with their names. Suddenly, Trevor hears the front door of Burt’s house open. Burt had returned from killing the graboids. Trevor quickly sees the valt door of Burt’s rec room, so he quickly opens it, not caring for being heard as the door makes a loud bang while he then sees the opening that allowed Burt and company to escape the ass-blasters. Burt is seen running down the stairs to the rec room holding a Glock 17 in hand as he then looks and sees that someone had gone down the opening being, well, opened. So Burt quickly runs back up the stairs and out his front door as he sees Trevor (but doesn’t know it’s him). “Hey!” Burt yells as he opens his gate and runs to his truck (somewhat similar to the M35 in Tremors 2) and quickly steps on the gas after getting it on as he then sees truck lights of another quickly start driving away. Given Burt’s truck was superior to Trevor’s, he was starting to catch up.
Trevor noticing this, pulls out a combat pistol and starts shooting at Burt’s truck. Burt starts swerving side to side to dodge the bullets, but one bullet hits the glass of the passenger seat side of Burt’s truck. Burt then rolls down his window and starts using his Glock 17 to shoot out a tire as he doesn’t want to really hurt whoever it was (to him), just figure out who it was and call the police or something. The two of them continue driving around and even pass the bulldozer and semi-trailer still stuck in the hole. The two are heading near the town as Trevor continues to swerve side to side, but then one of the bullets hits his tires as he then starts to swerve to a degree where his truck starts tumbling, but lands back onto its wheels, right in front of Chang’s Market. Where he then busts the door down and goes in. Burt then stops his truck in front of Chang’s Market as well. The camera then cuts to Trevor in the building hiding as Burt then walks in. Burt holds his weapon in front of him as he continues to look for Trevor. Trevor then tries moving before being spotted by Burt.
“I have to admit, you got some guts trying to rob my place.” Burt says almost as if he was impressed by Trevor’s attempt at robbing him. “Yeah, and now if you don’t mind, since I didn’t get that weapon of yours, I will just be on my way.” Trevor says as he attempts to walk away. “Not so fast. Listen, I don’t want to hurt you, but you’re gonna come with me as I take you where you belong.” “Mhm, yeah, and you can go fuck yourself.” Trevor says as he starts getting agrivated. “You think you’re soooo big and bad with that gun of yours, but you ain’t got shit. You got that? For all I care, you and that little wife of yours can go fuck in hell for all I give a shit.” Trevor then notices Burt’s face gives off a small emotion when he said wife, which results in Trevor starting to gain a sadistic smile. “Oh, yeah, that wife of yours. She can just go get her brains blown out.” Trevor taunts as Burt lets out a sigh. “Don’t mention her.” Burt says almost as if he was aggravated from that. “Ohhhhhhhh my bad. How about I go to her and tell her to just suck my dick?” Trevor says while pointing at his, well, area. “Ok, you’re really pushing it you bastard.” Burt says in an almost angered tone. “Really now? Well how about I push you and that shit of a wife of yours off of a fucking cliff?!?” Trevor states as he just laughs. “Ok, that does it! I was trying to stay calm, but you have officially pushed it too far.” Burt says as he points his weapon at Trevor. “Come on, then! Make me suffer!” Trevor tells him as he points his weapon at Burt.
FIGHT!:[]
The two of them both shoot a shot at the other, but both of them are able to dodge the other’s bullet. Trevor hides behind a shelf as Burt then comes up at him, but Trevor knocks the gun out of Burt’s hand as he then points his at Burt, but Burt then does the same to Trevor, resulting in both of their weapons going under shelves, but neither of them saw where either of them went as they were too busy beating the shit out of each other. Trevor throws a punch at Burt, who is able to dodge it and throws a punch at him. Burt starts landing multiple hits on Trevor, resulting in him getting a nosebleed. Trevor stumbles as he falls to the ground as Burt runs at him, but then Trevor gets up and is able to trip Burt, resulting in Burt’s face slamming into a portable cooler. “You are utterly ridiculous,” Trevor says as Burt gets up with a small nosebleed of his own. “Keep talking, you wouldn’t even know what most of the words you’re saying actually mean,” Burt tells Trevor as he gets up. “Oh, so scary, big words. Yeah, screw you, pal, you’re gonna be heading to hell after this, you son of a bi-” Trevor attempts to say before Burt kicks him in the stomach and then grabs his head and starts sliding it across the aisle resulting in Trevor’s face to slam into many different things ranging from band-aid packages and then also glass bottles. Burt keeps dragging his face across the aisle until Trevor then elbows him in the stomach, resulting in Burt to let go as Trevor stands up fully with blood starting to drip from his face.
“COME ON!” Is all he tells as he waves him at Burt as if he was asking for more. Burt then throws a hook, and then an uppercut, resulting in Trevor backing up into the cash register. Burt walks up towards him, but just to get a 6-pack of beer to be slammed against his liver. Burt backs up in pain, but then pulls out a knife and goes to stab Trevor. However, Trevor pulls out his own and blocks it. “Come on now, you can do better than that!” Trevor states as he and Burt continue to block each other’s knives from hitting the other. “Oh, will you just shut the hell up?” Burt tells Trevor as he had been annoyed. “Oh, what’s wrong, Burt? Can’t handle T-revor making judgements on your not so knife knife skills?” The two then continue to fight as they both end up getting closer and closer to the door. Burt then dodges a knife and ends up cutting Trevor on the cheek, resulting in him to stand back and just touch his cheek as he just feels the blood slowly come out, but all he does is laugh and lick it off of his fingers. Burt then continues to swing his knife at Trevor, who is still able to constantly dodge the attacks. However, the last one, made Trevor drop his knife, as well as ending up cutting Trevor on the arm. Burt then kicks Trevor out of the store as he stumbles onto the ground outside as he causes dust to fly up some.
Trevor starts to get up as he starts heading towards his truck, and goes into the back of it and rumages around in it as Burt then come out, holding his Glock 17 as he then shoots at Trevor’s truck, and ends up hitting a fuel line, resulting in the gas to start leaking out. Burt then sees that and gets a sickening smile on his face. “Hey, T-revor!” Burt says as Trevor then looks at him just to see Burt point the gun at the sound of where he realized the gas was coming out. “OH FUCK!” Is all Trevor can say as he jumps from his truck as Burt shoots the gas, resulting in the gas to catch fire, and also cause Trevor’s truck to burst into flames with an explosion. Burt simply laughs, almost like a maniac, as he sees Trevor’s truck burst into flame and a bunch of parts. However, suddenly, he stops as he hears the sound of a seemingly giant gun get loaded, as he ducks down as a sniper bullet barely skims his Atlanta Hawks as Trevor appears from behind the fire as it dies down while holding a heavy sniper. However, Burt was seemingly gone as Trevor starts looking around for him. “Where the fuck are you, Burt? Daddy’s home!” He taunts as suddenly, he looks up and sees Burt on a turrent that was similar to the one he used to kill the 300 shriekers. “HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE FIRE POWER FOR YA?” Burt laughs as he starts shooting just everything, but Trevor is able to duck out of the way and behind his flaming truck. It wasn’t going to hold on for long, Trevor knew that, but he knew it’d last him at least a decent amount of time so that he could find a way to get past the turrent that Burt was in. After some quick thinking, Trevor puts up the sniper, takes out a grenade, pulls the pin, and then throws it to Burt, but Burt sees it and ends up shooting it while it’s in the air, resulting in it exploding as Burt just laughs at the attempt. “HA! Is that all you got? One small grenade?” “Nope, I got more!”
Trevor pulls out multiple of them as he just throws them non-stop as Burt continues to shoot each one, resuting in each one to blow up in the air. While Burt is doing that, Trevor runs towards the turrent as he then jumps behind Burt. Burt then realizes Trevor is gone, just to be turned around and decked right in the jaw, which results in Burt to fall out of it and onto the ground with Trevor jumping down. “Who the fuck do you think you are?” Trevor asks him as he is about to throw another punch. “I’m a survivalist, ya son of a bitch!” Suddenly, Burt throws a grenade of his own at Trevor, resulting in Trevor quickly throwing it away from himself. However, the blast still ended up knocking Trevor off of his feet. Burt gets up and ends up punching him as he attempts to get up, resulting in Trevor’s back hitting Burt’s truck. Trevor looks at all the weaponry inside as Burt runs at him to attack again, but Trevor kicks him straight in the gut, resuting in Burt to fall to the ground, but instead of the solid ground he fell on, he fell onto something that was metal. Trevor turns around to gloat about how he now has the high ground now with his new weapons, but a giant shot is echoed as Trevor’s smile fades to a frown as well as blood to start coming from his mouth as he starts coughing it out. As it turned out, when Burt first got to the store, he ended up putting the fully loaded elephant gun right there.
Trevor falls to one knee as blood from his stomach just continues to pour. “Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn’t ya, ya bastard!?” Burt laughs as Trevor attempts to get up again. “Good thing I planned on that, a survivalist always plans for everything,” he says as he holds a detinator as suddenly, Trevor looks behind him as a red light flickers as it turns out that Burt had a C4 ready with what seemed to be something like 10 pounds of C4, as a good survivalist would’ve done. “Oh, go to hell.” “No, that’s where you’re heading to!” Burt detinates it, resulting in his truck to cause such a shock that pushes Burt back a good 10 feet as well as causing Chang’s market to almost be ripped from its foundation. Burt looks up as he just laughs about it until he hears heavy breathing. “Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me! How could he have survived that?” Is all he thought to himself as he sees Trevor, slowly walking out of the flames as he clenched his fists, as just before the explosion happened, he activated Red Mist. “YOU'RE DEAD! DAMN DEAD!” Trevor yells as he starts running at Burt, who shoots the other bullet from the elephant gun at him, but it just slowed him down for a moment. “Oh, what kind of supreme being could condone such irony?” Burt asks as he attempts to reload his weapon. “THAT’S ME! TREVOR-MOTHERFUCKING-PHILIPS! NOW LET'S DO THIS!” Trevor yells as he jumps onto Burt, resulting in him dropping the elephant gun and it sliding away. Burt quickly pulls out his Beretta 92FS Inox pistols and just unloads them into Trevor’s chest. With the last one going through his skull, but it didn’t do jack shit to him.
“DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!” He says as he starts choking Burt out with one hand, and with another he just punches the ever loving shit out of him, but then Burt simply smirks as he holds up a pin. “IF I CAN’T GET OUT OF THIS, THEN I AM GONNA TAKE YOU WITH ME!” Trevor then opens Burt’s jacket to reveal so many grenades on him that his torso can’t even be seen. Burt just laughs and laughs, but then Trevor chuckles and then he laughs and laughs as well as their laughs echo across the area with the camera panned far away with only the fires from the trucks can be seen, until the grenades go off, resulting in another explosion. Trevor is knocked back from it, and just slides across the ground as Red Mist finally wears off. Trevor then gets up and just looks at the explosion, hoping that Burt was dead. And then he got his answer when Burt’s hand fell to the ground as well as his hat that was on fire. Trevor simply hits the hat on the ground and puts the fire out of it. Trevor looks at it and just pulls out a .45 ACP pistol to just shoot the Atlanta Hawks logo off of it, and then puts it onto his own head and just laughs. “Look at me. What'd you expect?” Trevor then notices another vehicle behind the shop. The scene ends with Trevor shooting his gun out of the window into the air of a 1963 Jeep Gladiator thriftside blue truck as Burt’s body and truck are just burning into nothing but a pile of ash.
K.O![]
Results:[]
(Cue: Trevor Philips Enterprises Industries Mission Theme)
Boomstick: Holy shit, that was fucking diabolical!
Wiz: This was an interesting match-up to say the least, both Burt and Trevor held advantages over the other in practically every category that we had.
Boomstick: But in the end, only one survialist of nature/law could come out on top of all of this shit!
Wiz: When it comes to strength, this would go to Trevor, while Burt himself is strong, Trevor just outclasses Burt in this.
Boomstick: Namely due to how Burt can’t really physically do much. Sure, he can fight, but Trevor can knock even guys who are literally the closest a dude could get to being Senator Armstrong’s level of buff physically in just a single punch! Talk about crackhead strength! No, like, literally, the fact that Trevor is pretty much one just makes this joke so much better. Also, Red Mist increases that strength of his as well!
Wiz: When it comes to speed, Trevor also has it going for him. While Burt can react to things like ass-blasters which are like birds on steroids, Trevor can react to multiple people attempting to shoot at him with many different weapons, and Red Mist also increases his speed as you can literally see the bullets slow down! Yet, Trevor is still able to move around as if nothing had changed for him.
Boomstick: Yeah, that’s kinda why Trevor also took durability. Sure, you could just go ahead and say that Burt can scale durability to a graboid, but these guys can die to just sticks of dynamite! Ok, sure, we can give Burt the world’s biggest benefit of the doubt and say he can survive four pounds of C4 that he used to kill a graboid with even despite he himself stating that it was "a little excessive", because why the fuck not? Yeah, ok, compare that to Trevor who can tank literal shotgun pellets all piercing him and staying alive and then also when in Red Mist when he can tank about 20 C4s the same size if not bigger than Burt’s as well as a rocket in point blank range! No, seriously, he can just put down the 20 as well as just shoot a rocket from a rocket launcher at the ground towards his feet and all that’d happen is he would go into the air, and when he lands, he won’t even be damaged!
Pop-Up: Even in his normal state, Trevor can tank multiple bullets and still have enough to fight.
Wiz: Now, some of you might be wondering about how I said that they held advantages over the other and the first three, and the main trinity of stats all go to Trevor, well, that’s the thing, all the other stats go to Burt. Well, except for the hax since Trevor has Red Mist, but that’s all. Now, yeah, Burt has all the other advantages.
Boomstick: Intelligence, experience, and weaponry! Burt has those three with ease!
Pop-Up: Despite Trevor taking on a multitude of people, we believe fighting graboids, shriekers, and ass-blasters would give Burt an advantage in experience when it comes to it.
Boomstick (again): So, basically, this fight just came down to a simple question: Could Burt find a way to take down Trevor, and what is the answer? Well, yes, he could find a way to do so, but with how both of their personalities are, Trevor could possibly just try and go after Burt mentally to lower him down by talking about his wife or something similar.
Wiz: Though, Burt could do the same and cause Trevor to rage and kinda waste his chance at using Red Mist and kinda just remove his minor healing factor with enough bullets, though, given how Trevor can just fight like all hell, he could probably survive most of Burt’s actual guns with the only one that could maybe do some true damage is the elephant gun.
Boomstick: However, given how they both use their guns, Trevor would be able to constantly shoot at Burt and easily make it hard form to get a chance to actually use the elephant gun.
Wiz: So, in the end, while Burt had all the weapons and knowledge to take Trevor down, Trevor’s speed, strength, durability, and rage were just too much for Burt to deal with.
Boomstick: Burt just ended up seeing a Red Mist as Trevor blastest his ass to space.
Wiz: The winner is Trevor Philips.