Description[]
Marvel vs DC as these two kings of crime with a playing card motif go head to head
Interlude[]
Wiz: There are many reasons why people are evil, some may be forced into it, some may be doing the wrong things for the right reasons.
Boomstick, and some may just be batshit insane
Wiz: Like Bullseye, the assassin that never misses from Marvel Comics
Boomstick: and The Joker the clown prince of crime, from DC comics.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE
Bullseye[]
Wiz: Bullseye .aka lester or pointdexter is one of the most well known, if not the best assassin from the marvel universe.
Boomstick: Not much is known about his origin but we do know he was once a member of the US military but he retired and went to become a pro baseball player but on his first and last game he killed the pitcher and ran to a life of crime. Now that's what I call the opposite of a home run.
Wiz: Bullseye's most notable and primary skill is he can hit his target with just about anything.
Boomstick Come up come up to the store where we sell everything Bullseye has managed to throw,a rifle check,playing cards, check, a golf ball, check.
Wiz He's has managed to catch and redirect Gambit's cards and managed to kill a mall Santa with a quarter.
Boomstick wait what do you mean a mall Santa? He killed the real santa, he's the one that comes to visit me and other people in the mall.
Wiz: Uh, sure, sure. Bullseye has also shown the ability to rapidly fire bow and arrows and even fire two at once with perfect accuracy.
Boomstick: Bullseye has some straight up cool combat feats such as managing to uppercut juggernaut and his strength is good enough to hold onto a moving jet. And he even managed to survive a jet crash while he was on the outside of the jet.
Wiz:He's fast enough to catch a knife thrown by the punisher, fast enough to dodge blasts from cyclops.
Boomstick He also single handedly killed a clan of hand ninjas.
Woz: Bullseye has definitely made his name known in the Marvel universe
Boomstick To top all this off his bones are laced with adamantium, one of the strongest metals in the marvel universe.
The Joker[]
Wiz: The man only known as the Joker.
Boomstick or The Pale Man, Jack Napier, or Eric Border depending on who you ask.
Wiz: His nickname, the clown prince of crime is not without good reason as he's been terrorising Gotham City for ages. He's been's batman main enemy for so long they should be a married couple by now.
Boomstick:The Joker is an intelligent foe, so much he even manages to stump the Riddler with his plans. The guy that literally can solve every single other riddle.
Wiz: The Joker's been known to run as fast as Batman and even outrun him sometimes.
Boomstick, He's also took hits from Batman, Nightwing, and Batgirl. It's the whole family, The Joker has took more hits from family than the entire state of Alabama.
Wiz: But perhaps is most known and most dangerous trait is his psychological warfare tactics.
Boomstick He took a few ideas of Batman, and started naming things like the Joker venom and he even knows what Batman will do before he does it.
Wiz: His psychological warfare has caused people to go insane after years like Harley Quinn.
Boomstick and he is quite the convicer, He once managed to convince the entire security of Arkham to become his own personal army.
Wiz: Plus he has managed to take Red Hood out with an electrified crowbar, all of the Penguin's bodyguards and even killed a man just by biting his jugular. He even shot Batgirl.
Boomstick:The Joker also has an impressive arnseal of gadgets just a plastic flower that shoots acid, playing cards that are razor sharp and trusty old knives and guns. You can't beat a classic sometimes.
Wiz:Even if gets injured he can still fight, he once got a batarang stuck in his eye and still managed to fight.
Boomstick Maybe the joker needed to be a better pupil.
Wiz That was bad even for your standard. Anyway, Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities! It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"