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Introduction[]
Bucky O'Hare vs Hans Solo, which of these two space pilot will win in Death Battle!
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: Space, the final frontier. There are so much exploring outer space from meterors, planets, and the stars as we traveling to the edge of the galaxy.
Boomstick: But you're going to need a pilot to travel across the galaxy, and especially with a gun that shoot out lasers.
Wiz: Like Bucky O'Hare, Hara captain of S.P.A.C.E.
Boomstick: and Hans Solo, the pilot of Millennium Falcon. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Bucky O'Hare[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVHOdhO7Uss&list=PL6227B0AAA5DFB57F&index=2
Wiz: In the Aniverse, there are a race of Hares who lived in the planet called Warren, a planet where it the home of every sports and games in the aniverse. From Basketball to Soccer. If it a sport. Then they have it. They even have largest miniature golf course in the beta quadrant where visitors can enjoy the healthy air too gorgeous scenery.
Boomstick: Even Ferret-Legging.
Wiz: What that supposed to be?
Boomstick: I show you! (Then he shove ferrets down in his pants.)
Wiz: Ahhhhh! (Get ferrets out quickly.)
Boomstick: Amateur. I can do it for five hour.
Wiz: (Gets up.) But that when the worst thing happen, the toads invading the planet. The toads used to be a harmless race who were interested in accumulating shoddily made consumer goods at inflated prices.
Boomstick: But the toads get lazy, so they build worldwide computer network that is run by an artificial intelligence called complex. It can do anything, it solve gridlock, control interest rate, and do the boring thing. But just in a lot of moves and video games, robots take over the planet Turing the toads into slaves to conquered the planet.
Wiz: But in the mist of the battle, there a green rabbit who will stop them, and that is Bucky O’hare!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61v6hzVvrM&list=PL6227B0AAA5DFB57F&index=4
Boomstick: Now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time. He is the a rebel fighter working in S.P.A.C.E being the captain of Righteous Indignation to free his people from the toad empire.
Wiz: As he fighting the empire, his carry his laser pistol that is automatic and is able to shoot a constant stream of lasers in his path.
Boomstick: It so powerful that in the games it only take one blast to destroy a frog. Or at least three gigaojoules of energy.
Wiz: He also have his Jet-pack that allow him to fly faster than explosions.
Boomstick: He also carries grenades from one being small concentrated blast to one is large uncontrollable blast equal to 284 ton of TNT to blow up Multi-city block.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZ8Oq2dafE&list=PL6227B0AAA5DFB57F&index=7
Wiz: They’re also he can survived a giant rock crushing him from a battle with Toadborg in NES game with the energy of .64 Megajoules.
Boomstick: Being able to jump one hundred feet into the air. Making him 50 times stronger than average person.
Wiz: As the leader, he was able to end the toads war with his crew that he defeated complex. Twice!
Boomstick: Even he have weakness, he doesn’t carry the best armor to battle and he relied on his teammates when fighting. But he is one funky fresh rabbit!
Bucky: If it isn’t my old friend the Air Marshal. Pardon me for dropping in announced, but I’ve got a factory to shut down.
Han Solo[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnkcHS8BYDE
Wiz: In a galaxy far far away, Luke just find out that his uncle and aunt were killed by imperial stormtroopers. So, he and Obi-Wan went to the cantina to find a pilot to get to Alderaan.
Boomstick: Well, more like what left of Alderaan, so they look when they found one of the best pilot in the galaxy. Han Solo! The man who always shoot first. But what we all know that every hero have an awesome backstory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqI0EqfOc4E
Wiz: And Han Solo does so, he was orphaned at an early age. Living in Corellian spaceport, a bounty hunter known as Garris Shrike took Han Solo as a member training him from to being a beggar to pickpocketing. He even make a friend with a Chef Wookie named Dewlanna.
Boomstick: But wanting to known his about his family, Dewlanna tell him that Han was part of the Solo line, the family who are royalty in the land of Corellia. Man, lucky. The only thing I learn about my family is that they have owned a cottage in Alaska.
Wiz: After traveling many planets from fighting in All-Human Free-For-All when he get caught cheating at cards with cheating cards being a felony on that planet to becoming a pilot under the Vykk Draygo to the Imperial Navy. However, one his first dispatched he boarded a slaving craft to find it cargo full of Wookie children.
Boomstick: Instead of helping them, they order Han Solo to Skin the Wookies. They are desperate to want a fur coat that bad, but Han Solo refused to do it. He fight back with all his might to… or they stop him to punished him by making him with Chewbacca to work on the new wing of the Imperial Hall of Heroes when they break out returning to life of a smuggler.
Wiz: He went on many more adventures from smuggling weapons to saving Leia. He carry a lot of weapons to defend himself from bounty hunters to Storm troopers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRqMfpHd60w
Boomstick: And his weapon of choice is DL-44 Heavy Blaster Pistol, (Pull one out and slap it.) This baby can shoot far distance and can even shoot multiple times quickly.
Wiz: But that not only weapon his carries, he got the blaster rifle that carries fifty shots with auto fire mode. They’re also detonate charge and even a lightsaber when he was on rescued mission to save Luke.
Boomstick: And you know how deadly is lightsaber. It can cut through things like a hot knives through butter. But, it doesn’t mean he can’t fight up closed without a weapon. He will used any dirty tricks from biting too kicking to win a fight.
Wiz: When fighting up closed, he have lifted a man with one hand making him eight times stronger than average man, and there a time where he fought Wookie who can destroy armor or four pounds of TNT.
Boomstick: Han Solo can take a beating, from a space ship crash to wistooding enough torture that the droid who doing the torture calling him the strongest person that he ever had seen before. He will get up and fight back.
Wiz: While the plasma bolts only travel 767 Miles per hour, he have landed his ship while traveling at light speed.
Boomstick: Coming up plans on the fly, and with some luck, he have taken down bounty hunters to killing the last palatine clone by himself with his blaster. But only if he wear more armor and his lightsaber don’t malfunction. Then he won’t have any weakness.
Wiz: But whatever you do, put your blaster down. Because Han Solo would already shot you first in a blink of an eye.
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHD-knhS6es
In a galaxy far far away, there was cantina on the planet Tatoonie full of smugglers and spice trader from all regions of the universe. There are Talz who have to much drinks, Arcona ordering a drink, and there was Garindan talking to someone. And in one of the table, there was Han Solo and Chewbacca resting after a successful smuggling job.
Han Solo: I’m telling you chewie, nothing better than successful Job. (Then Chewbacca grunts.) Sure, we got some scratches when dealing with tie fighter. But beside that, it good.
However, at the entrance, Bucky O’Hare with his crew entering the cantina looking for someone when bartender stop them.
Wuher: Hey, We don't serve their kind here!
Jenny: What you mean by that.
Wuher: (Point at Blinky.) That droid. It have to have to wait outside. We don't want them here.
Dead-Eye Duck: What you mean he not allow here! That robophobic! Let him in or…
Bucky: Don’t worry, hey Blinky. Can you wait inside Righteous Indignation. I will make it quick.
Blinky: If you say so.
Then Blinky left when the rest of the crew walk until Bucky stop at the table with Han Solo and Chewbacca.
Willy: Hello sir, do you know where we can find the smuggler Han Solo.
Han Solo: Depend, who asking.
Bucky: I’m Bucky O’hare, the pilot of Righteous Indignation, and I’m hearing a certain smuggler is kidnapping people from planet Warren to the toad empire.
Han Solo: Sorry green rabbit, but I never heard of Toad empire.
Bruiser: What you mean you don’t know about the Toad empire!
Dead-Eye Duck: Yeah, Bucky, I feel like your lying.
Han Solo: You should leave, no reasonable person should make Wookie angry. Unless they want their arms to be ripped off.
Bucky: Sorry, but I will not let more people to get hurt. You’re coming one way or other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBA2DaLlNJU&list=PL6227B0AAA5DFB57F&index=17
In an instant, Bucky O’Hare flip the table pulling out his laser pistol about to shoot Han Solo when Chewbacca slam his fist against Bucky sending him flying to the entrance, and Bruiser tackle Chewbacca through the walls with Dead-Eye Duck following with the people inside the cantina running away.
Han Solo: So the hard way then.
Jenny: Let see if I can smack you grin of your face.
Bucky: No Jenny, this battle is between me and him. You and Willy help the rest fight.
And so they left with Han Solo and Bucky O’Hare squaring off each other preparing to grab their laser gun.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVNGVrbcO64&list=PL6227B0AAA5DFB57F&index=18
So, the battle start with Han Solo pulling out his DL-44 Heavy Blaster quicker than Bucky that he was able to shoot first with Bucky dodging the attack by rolling to pull his laser pistol.
Bucky: Let see if you can dodge this.
Bucky O’Hare start blaster with his laser pistol for every shots Han Solo block with the fallen table to use as a shied that get destroy with a single. Blast, and Han Solo have to use Bar table as the shield. Han Solo get up to shoot back at Bucky when Bucky quickly jump into the air to try to hit Han Solo; however, Han Solo grab a bottle from the counter throwing it to make Bucky to dodge it. Taking the advantage, Han Solo keep blasting until it over-heated. Bucky seeing opportunity closed in the distance by using his jet pack to closed in the distance that he was up front of Solo throwing Kicks at Hans.
Bucky: Thought you would put up more of a fight from Legendary smuggler.
Han Solo: I still have some few tricks in my sleeve.
Bucky was about to pull out grenade when Han Solo stomp on his foot making him yelled to picking up anything bottle smashing it on Bucky head.
Bucky: Hey, that dirty moves!
Han Solo: When I ever say I will fight fair.
Bucky was reaching for his laser pistol where Han Solo shoulder tackle him into the ground pulling out blaster rifle, and Bucky O’Hare flip over the blast to multiple jumps dodging ever blasts that come to him. Trying to get off the situation, Bucky O’Hare pull out grenade that released small blast with Han Solo barley dodging it.
Wuher: Hey, you have to pay for the damage!
Bucky: Here for the damage. (Throwing Credits at the counter.)
The battle continued with Bucky having the advantage by cornering Han Solo in the corner of the cantina; however, Han Solo pull out detonate charge that roll under Bucky to explode and sending him in the air. But, Bucky drop other Grenade that so powerful that it destroy the Cantina completely with only rumbles on the ground.
Willy: Bucky!
Their crew see Bucky and Han Solo with some charred cloths from the explosion still standing.
Han Solo: Now that is a bomb.
Bucky: Sorry to rain your parade, but this gone long enough.
Han Solo about to pull his blaster pistol when Bucky was able to pull out his faster that he shoot first to cause Han Solo to lose his blaster.
Bucky: This is for my people!
Bucky shoot with his laser pistol thinking he would end the game, but Han Solo was able to pull out his lightsaber to block the attack.
Bucky: What the!
Han Solo: A good smuggler should have a trick up in his sleeve.
Getting worried, Bucky kept lasting with his laser pistol with Han Solo blocking every attacks until he was close enough to cut off Bucky arm off with a single slice, and Bucky get onto the ground in pain as Han Solo grab his blaster pistol from the ground.
Han Solo: No one out shoot me!
Bucky about to make response when Han Solo shot him in the face killing him for good.
Han Solo: (Walking Away.) Amateur.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Now that what I called a headshot! Right between the eyes.
Wiz: It certainly was a good headshot. Bucky O’hare did have some advantage against Han Solo from Being more stronger, survived bigger explosions, and carry more powerful attacks. Han Solo have faced strong foes that strong as Bucky to Bucky O’hare not as experienced fighting up closed as Han Solo.
Boomstick: Also with the Lightsaber, Han Solo have a weapon to fight close range with Bucky O’hare having only long ranged weapons.
Wiz: They’re also that Han Solo have to pilot a ship that traveling Light speed faster than Bucky have to deal with, having more experienced fighting, and having more endurance to survived Bucky O’hare attack to deal the final blow.
Boomstick: Look like Bucky was a hare late to beat Han Solo!
Wiz: The winner is Han Solo.