Bubble Bass vs Big Smoke is the fourth What-If? Death Battle episode by GoCommitDi, featuring Bubble Bass from SpongeBob SquarePants and Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in a battle between fat, green, and mean villains who are efficient with lying to get their way in small towns.
Description[]
They're big eaters, they love food (duh), they wear glasses, they're mean, and they're green! Which one will win in a clash to the death?
Intro[]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92H3Mscg7QQ)
Wiz: There are always types of people you want to avoid at restaurants.
Boomstick: Karens...loud children...homeless people sleeping in the booth chairs...
Wiz: But these two combatants are the worst of them all, and we are placing them in a fight to the death.
Boomstick: Bubble Bass, the local, basement-dwelling nerd of Bikini Bottom who has a speech impediment...
Wiz: ...and Big Smoke, the drug lord and former Grove Street member of Los Santos, San Andreas.
Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Bubble Bass Tells DEATH BATTLE They Forgot the Pickles![]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aen12zb8q1E)
Wiz: Bubble Bass' debut started when he ordered a Krabby Patty with twenty-four mustard grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, four extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns to go.
Boomstick: He tricked SpongeBob into thinking he left out pickles, which caused his self-esteem and fry cook skills to get temporarily shattered!
Wiz: However, Bubble Bass ended up getting called out for hiding the pickles under his tongue.
Boomstick: As well as...uhhh...car keys.
Wiz: He didn't appear in an episode for 12 years after that, likely because of the humiliation.
Boomstick: While Bubble Bass may be a fat geek, he actually has a few feats to his name. For one, he came out of a burning building alive by jumping out of the window!
Wiz: He ate a Krabby Patty that had 24 all-beef patties with 24 of everything on it in just one sitting at a quick pace, which any normal human probably couldn't do without feeling nauseous.
Boomstick: He manipulated SpongeBob and Patrick into helping him move out of his mom's basement and survived being in a creepy swamp with Patrick!
Wiz: We're not joking when we say he has some strength to him underneath all that fat, blubbery skin. For one, Bubble Bass has consistently been shown to be stronger than Squidward. He's sent him flying, crushed the guy, and defeated him in combat. Does he ever get a break?
Boomstick: So how powerful is Squidward?
Wiz: He should no doubt scale to SpongeBob, who unraveled the Milky Way and jammed at least four galaxies inside the Krusty Krab's kitchen. These aren't his only feats on that level, but we, in good faith, don't wanna be here all day.
Boomstick: Bubble Bass can easily break through metal walls completely unscathed, and is capable of lifting cars over his head, which is something no ordinary being could do unless they were The Hulk in disguise.
Wiz: He can cause his surroundings to shake just by running, and can squish people by sitting on them.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbn7uxA0k4k)
Wiz: For speed, he has scored hits on Squidward, meaning Bubble Bass can scale to the many feats of SpongeBob and co. outrunning the Atlanteans, Squidward repeatedly running across an empty universe in three seconds, SpongeBob catching his reflection off-guard, Sandy surfing from the moon to Saturn in two seconds, Patrick running from the ocean floor to the sun in 11 seconds, and...yeah. That was a sentence.
Boomstick: When it comes to durability, Bubble Bass came out of a burning two-story building by jumping out of it! He landed on Plankton afterwards, but honestly that's just the equivalent to having absolutely nothing shield your fall.
Wiz: And considering he's a Bikini Bottomite, it should be fair to assume Bubble Bass has been in the many nuclear explosions that wiped out Bikini Bottom, meaning at the VERY least, he can withstand damage worth 23 kilotons.
Boomstick: His fat can somewhat protect him from blunt force attacks, AND he once lived through a car crash that sent him rolling down a hill!
Wiz: He withstood SpongeBob crashing into his buttocks hard enough to make them explode, and he ate a cheeseburger that consisted of 24 all beef patties with 24 of everything on it in one sitting!
Boomstick:: A few of Bubble Bass' abilities are regeneration, which has allowed him to come back from melting down into a pile of goop, and his Pit Attack, which releases an odor so foul it turned Squidward into a puddle.
Wiz: But despite his feats, Bubble Bass has his flaws.
Boomstick: Bubble Bass has the combat experience of a typical Reddit user. And by that, we mean he is a basement dweller who probably hasn't been in a scuffle outside of middle school.
Wiz: His manipulation skills won't work on anybody, and not only is he incredibly egotistical, but he tends to be a coward as well.
Boomstick: Still, this is one fat son of a bitch you wouldn't want to pick a fight with.
Bubble Bass: I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Big Smoke Fires Two Number 9s into DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: Melvin Harris-wait, who the hell names their kid MELVIN?! That's the nerdiest name!
(Boomstick bursts into laughter)
Wiz: (grunts) Melvin Harris, better known as Big Smoke, was one of the highest-ranking members of the Los Santos gang, Grove Street, only behind Carl and Sweet Johnson. The brothers had control over most of Los Santos, until Big Smoke started getting...creative.
Boomstick: Grove Street's rivals were the Ballas. The Ballas made a shitload of cash by selling drugs. So Smoke thought, "Why not do the same?". Sweet refused to get into that, knowing it wouldn't end well. And, ya know, he was right on the money.
Wiz: Awful pun aside, Sweet was against it because you're bound to get addicted to your own products once you start working with drugs. Yeah, there are a few exceptions like the one and only Walter White, but Smoke wasn't one of them. He secretly joined the Ballas to sling drugs, and it was only a matter of time that CJ would return to San Andreas after living in Liberty City for five years.
Boomstick: Shortly after CJ came home once he heard the news of his mother getting shot, Smoke ratted out the gang to C.R.A.S.H.
Wiz: Otherwise known as the Community Resources Against Street Hodlums.
Boomstick: Yeah, but it was actually a corrupt force led by SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN' JACKSON! I mean, officer Frank Tenpenny.
Intermission[]
Roots/Bets[]
Death Battle[]
Results[]
Next Time[]
Trivia[]
- The track title would be I'll Have Two Bossy Deluxes.
- The connections between Bubble Bass and Big Smoke are that they are fat, green, stingy villains with unhealthy eating habits who use manipulation tactics to get their way in the chaotic towns they live in (Bubble Bass lying about SpongeBob forgetting to add pickles, and Big Smoke pretending to be loyal to Grove Street). They are also meme icons thanks to their comically large orders that, believe it or not, serve as important plot elements (Bubble Bass ordering a burger that had 24 of everything on it so he could trick SpongeBob into thinking he forgot the pickles due to ordering a lot of stuff, and Big Smoke stalling with such a huge order so that the Ballas could ambush CJ, Sweet and Ryder).