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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure vs. Kill la Kill! Between these two inspirational team leaders and righteous traitors, whose ambition and resolve will triumph?
Interlude:[]
Wiz: “Bruno Bucciarati, the Capo of Passione.”
Boomstick “Satsuki Kiryuin, the Student Council President of Honnouji Academy.”
Wiz: “Our ambitious beliefs give us a feeling to overcome something, to create a revolutionary outcome on our future and carve our own path. To show our beliefs, on how we view our lives…”
Boomstick: “And these two just so happen to know how to share their ideals while being total badasses, with style! He’s Wiz, and I’m Boomstick!”
Wiz: “And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win…a Death Battle!”
Bruno Bucciarati:[]
The screen soon plays the Death Battle transition effect, as we cut to video footage that would show clips of the Vento Aureo anime that let us see the wonders of Naples.
(Music played in the Background for Bruno's Analysis)
Wiz “Welcome to Italy. A beautiful country in south-central Europe, that had its fair share of many twists and experiences along the way for citizens and tourists. Whether it be the lakes being the roads, interesting foods, there was always something for someone.”
Boomstick “And by that, we mean the hard drug usage that most if not all are involved in. Kids, Cops, Elderly, you name it.”
Wiz: “With all of the beauty on the outside, there lies a cold dark truth on the inside of this Country, more so in the town of Naples, a place where nothing but drug usage pondered the streets. Plaguing those who tried to live a normal life, and ruining their bodies. And nothing caused it more than the haunting group that got what they wanted with force, the Mafiosos.”
Boomstick: “You basically know how all of this started, Al Capone, Thugs and Killers becoming top dogs, lying to civilization that they were good only because they cared for their image in society, you get the gist.”
Wiz: “Here in Naples though, laid Passione. One of the most powerful gangs in all of Italy and despite its reduced numbers, it generates income through illegal drug trades, and violently protects itself against any enemy.”
Boomstick: “Drug trades which would include changing others' lives, including a seven year old young boy with a fisherman father and perfect mother in a loving family named Bruno Bucciarati. Bucellati? Eh, both sound similar either way.”
Wiz: “Born with his mother and father, Bruno had lived a simple yet peaceful life. His father was honest, and his mother was kind, he had everything He could’ve ever wanted. But it occurred to him that in truth, everything was not so happy. His parents were going to get a divorce.”
Boomstick: “YOWCH! That’s gotta hurt, and as someone who’s had experience with their parents getting divorced it’s uh…not fun.”
Wiz: “Oh uh I didn’t know that…do you need a hug?”
Boomstick: “Yes Please.”
Boomstick “Anyways. Bruno was stuck with a choice between his two parents. He could go with his mom and probably have a step-dad, or be with his dad and stick with him by his side. You’d be surprised that He would actually stick with dear old dad, not willing to leave him alone without anyone to be with. Heheh, Nice one kid.”
Wiz: “Unfortunately, things wouldn’t be going too well after that. Because while his father did his best to gain money to get him to a better school for him to learn, by letting tourists on his boat, he would eventually get harmed by two men using gunfire to the point where Bruno would have to see him being dragged to the ER, with the worrying thought of having to see his father die.”
Boomstick: “Bruno eventually found out that his dad witnessed a drug deal on the boat, and got riddled with bullets to not say a word. But when those two drug dealers came back crawling to put the old man down, Bruno did what any child would do. By getting his first two kills and stabbing them to death, holy shit!”
Wiz: “At just twelve years old, Bucciarati had already committed murder, and knew he couldn’t come back from this life. But just when he thought everything would get worse, a Mafia Group was willing to help this father and son and keep them safe. Passione.”
Boomstick: “This Bowl Cut Man already made a name after himself afterwards, believing that this organization he worked for was working for justice, and it turns out that it wasn’t because the organization was actually BIG on the drug trade. Even worse, his dad died of complications from his wounds. Man, this guy cannot catch a break, can he?”
Wiz: “And yet, this sparked an idea in his eyes, an ambition that no one in the Mafia would ever be bold enough to try, a revolution on drugs to clean Italy, and make it the peaceful and beautiful place it was yet again. This was the Revolution of Team Bucciarati.”
(Continuing on the Analysis, more music played for it)
Boomstick: “Yeah, apparently He wasn’t going to do this shit alone. He was going to need a few team members along the way, from the angry yet smart swiss cheese man Pannacotta Fugo, to the loveable goon Narancia Ghirga, to the washed up cop Abbacchio, and even to the man who didn’t deserve to be in prison Mista, it seemed like He was prepping everything up for the greatest revolution.”
Wiz: “Each member had suffered like him, and yet, Bruno had the heart to stick by their side and feel their pain. Listening to them, and even having the chance to grow a special bond with all of them, treating them all like family.”
Boomstick: “He was basically the Mom of the whole group, while he had Abbacchio being the dad. To be honest, they do pretty much work as a great duo, just look at their chemistry!”
Boomstick’s voice was full of glee, before he looked over at Wiz.
Boomstick: “This is my OTP Wiz, quit judging me.”
Wiz: “Right, well that’s not the only thing that his group had in common with him. Because deep in the soul of Bucciarati, lived a spirit that was awakened to its full potential, something that stood by his side that he could control to his will and make sure it would protect him and his team from any harm. A Stand.”
Boomstick: “You see, when the body has a physical manifestation of the fighting spirit, you have this weird spirit come to your side and give you some extra weird abilities. Stands can take the form of anything that they would like, whether it be a Humanoid Stand, a Stand that can work as an object, or a Stand that can work more as a projectile as well, each of them are tied to specific abilities.”
We then cut to Wiz and Boomstick with a few demonstrations popping up on the Monitor, with clips of Star Platinum, Golden Experience, and even Killer Queen.
Wiz: “Stand Abilities can be random, but can work if the User is smart enough with it. Shining Diamond is able to restorate anything broken, Deadly Queen can make anything to a bomb, Golden Wind can create plant and animal life itself, the list goes on!”
Boomstick: “Yeah! Wait a minute, hold on-”
Boomstick soon held a sheet of paper, putting on glasses and reading it, while Wiz continued.
Wiz: “Stands can even have abilities that can alter time itself! Such as the Stand that is able to skip through a portion of time itself, Emperor Crimson!”
Boomstick: “Hey Wiz, Are you sure those glasses are prescription? Because I’m reading this and it says, “King Crimson”. Pretty sure you got that one wrong, bud.”
Wiz: “What are you talking about? I watched the anime in dub, but I don’t think they said those names.”
Boomstick blinked for a moment, and realized that Wiz got the names wrong because He never checked out the Sub of JoJo.
Boomstick: “Oh yeah, now it makes sense.”
We then cut back to the Analysis, where it continued where Wiz and Boomstick left off.
(With the Music changing for the next portion).
Wiz: “Well, deep inside the soul of Bruno, his fighting spirit garnered one of these stands in the form of Zipper Man!”
Boomstick: “Ahem, STICKY FINGERS, is a Stand that innuendos aside, has unique abilities that Bruno can control free at will. Such as Zippers!”
Wiz: “With just one quick punch from “Sticky Fingers”, Bruno can create zippers on any material. Hardened walls when punched by the Stand turn make a zipper summon, and even when a person is punched, Bruno can choose whether He would want to make a zipper appear on them or not!”
Boomstick: “He’s also able to zip off body parts, and even reattach them! Hell, he can do this on himself whenever he wants to!”
Wiz: “But should He leave himself zipped apart for so long, Bruno could slowly kill himself if not careful. But yet with his cunning mind, he always seems to have come up with plans in every moment he is living.”
Boomstick: “Such as, if someone is far away from him, He can extend his arm so far like a grappling hook to hit them with a punch so hard it’ll hurt! Or when He wants to try and hide somewhere, He can make a zipper pouch appear on the floor or wall, and keep himself safe for a short period of time!”
(Popup: Bruno's zippers have been shown to be able to create a pocket dimension on multiple occasions, such as from the ceiling of the train when he fought Prosciutto, from inside a civilian when he fought Giorno Giovanna, or when he hid Polpo's fortune inside a zipper portal. He can also drag people into a zipper portal with him in JoJo All-Star Battle as one of his attacks.)
Wiz: “Bruno has even created zippers that were made specifically to try and close in on people as projectiles, trying to cleave their head off with a quick time event that only others can see or dodge.”
Boomstick: “Speaking of quick, Sticky Fingers has also managed to keep up with other stands. Like Gold Experience, and even the time-skipping stand King Crimson!”
Wiz: “Sticky Fingers being comparable to Gold Experience does mean it is equal in the stands speed. Gold Experience has even kept up with Black Sabbath, a stand that is able to hide in the very shade and shadows that objects like trees and poles make. Whilst hiding in shadows itself isn't exemplary, the way it works within those shadows does imply that it's faster than light, which is supported by the fact that it outspeeds Golden Experience who managed to keep up with the stand, King Crimson. Simply put, Bruno is able to keep up with those speeds due to the sheer comparison of all of these Stands.”
(Popup: all four Stands possess a speed rating of A, making them at least equal to each other, meaning that Sticky Fingers can possibly and reasonably scale to their respective speeds, due to how Stand stats work in JoJo)
Boomstick: “But even without those stand abilities by his side, Bruno still finds a way to be a JoBro at heart, and get the job done. Even with wounds that are REALLY deadly.”
Wiz: “Bucciarati is a very careful tactician and always makes sure to make moves that always do something in the end. He has outsmarted The Boss’s King Crimson a few times during their fight, dodged one of his own zippers that nearly chopped off his head, and has defeated two La Squadra members all by himself while his whole team was out of commission.”
Boomstick: “He’s even survived getting his body cut a bit like a piece of cake, and being turned into a donut! In all seriousness though, wounds like these had only made him survive a few moments long enough for his soul to keep intact to his body.”
Wiz: “And yet, he couldn’t have made it this far all alone. All of his life, he had been stuck in the middle of his family, and being the zipper of it all, only for him to be in a gang where he could treat them all like family. And it wasn’t until he met Giorno Giovanna that he would push the revolution on drugs further.”
Boomstick: “Unfortunately though, sometimes not every hero can make it all out in the end. And even with Giorno’s ability to heal and even keeping the Zipper Man alive for a while, Bruno didn’t have enough time to keep on living in the world.”
Wiz: “It didn't matter to him though. He wanted to finish his goal no matter what, and so he did with the help of his team and his unbreakable resolve. He knew that his time in the world was going to end, but Bruno didn’t want to leave without creating an impact across Italy, to save the country from harm from the harmful substances that caused his father to be killed by disgusting people.”
Boomstick: "And he totally did make an impact!"
Wiz: "Yes! Bruno lived and died standing up for what he believed in, despite the dire circumstances at every turn. Defying the fate that was written for him. And his efforts were not in vain, as his will lives on through his successor, Giorno Giovanna. Now the leader of Passione after defeating Diavolo for good. His kindness changed countless lives, and his resolve pushed him to the end of his long journey."
Boomstick: "When you become the Capo of your own Team, help your team stop a Crime Boss that’s able to use the cut button in real life, and even protect civilization because of an idea that would change everyone’s lives, you really know you made an impact across the world you’re in. And as a bonus, Bruno killing Diavolo is totally one of Diavolo's infinite deaths.”
Wiz: “I suppose that even if Bruno's death broke the hearts of many, he truly became one with the Golden Wind…”
Bruno: "No matter how twisted this world may be, I will walk the path I believe in!"
Satsuki Kiryuin:[]
(Music played out, to help start Satsuki's Analysis).
Wiz: “Long ago, even during the time of cavemen and the prehistoric era, something had crashed down onto our world with the intent of strapping themselves onto intelligent living beings to make sure that they would live to continue on and grow."
Boomstick: “Okay, living is one thing for humans, but I think intelligent isn’t really the word that can be associated with us, not gonna lie Wiz.”
Wiz: “Either way, these Life Fibers were living off of Mankind, and evolved into clothing. Becoming more familiar with how the world would work day by day, year by year, until it eventually stayed in humanity for so long that it would be a staple for a faster and evolved evolution for humans. Even more impressive, is that an original primordial Life Fiber had landed down on Earth to be known as the key to everything that can be made with the Fibers.”
Boomstick: “And you know people were going to get onto that shit to find it, and only one couple was going to be having their hands on that big ball of fibers, experimenting on it to see what amazing things they were going to find. And turns out it…didn’t go so well.”
Wiz: “While this Life Fiber did have power that no one has ever seen before, it also was very dangerous when it was being crafted into outfits like a Kamui, an outfit made with 100% Life Fibers. And unfortunately, the first test resulted in the death of Kinue Kinagase, the late older sister of another lab expert, Tsumugu Kinagase.”
Boomstick: “You’d think that after this, they would want to stop. And yeah, some of them did. But Ragyo Kiryuin ultimately wanted to continue with her plans to make sure that this Life Fiber was going to be their bitch.”
Wiz: “And so, Soichiro and Ragyo would eventually have two new family members on board. Two Daughters that they would have to take care of. But instead of raising them normally, they tried to experiment on them. And when they experimented on the second child, it ended up dying! And Ragyo just threw them away, like trash.”
Boomstick: “You know, if she had an episode like right now, she’d definitely be on the list of “Piece of shit” combatants, Wiz.”
Wiz: “Yep. But fortunately, they were able to keep one child alive, and unfortunately for her, She was going to be taken care of by Ragyo herself after an unfortunate “mysterious” incident that happened to Soichiro.”
Boomstick: “He was killed wasn’t he?”
Wiz: “Yeah. And Ragyo would go ahead to make sure that this child was going to be bold like a flower, and intimidating like that of a horrifying and strict general. Her given name, though, was Satsuki Kiryuin.”
(The Theme of Satsuki played in the Background as the Analysis continued).
Boomstick: “Being raised by an insane mom, Satsuki made sure that her attitude was going to be in check. With nothing but a stern face, and a completely set of beliefs that…were not the best.”
Wiz: “Ragyo believed that in order for Life Fibers to prove their beauty and boldness, they would have to take over humanity and mankind so that they can all be one. With that in mind, her plan was to make sure that Humans became slaves to Clothing, and that these Life Fibers were going to feast on the thrive that humanity lived off of so that they can control the entire world.”
Boomstick: “And of course, after having a child, You pass those ideals onto her. To which Satsuki grew up believing that this idea wasn’t all too bad after all.”
Wiz: “Eventually, Satsuki and her mother would soon build from the bottom up, resulting in a High School being made with strict codes and rules, while also having Life Fibers integrated into School Uniforms. This would be known as Honnouji Academy, a school led by Satsuki who would be appointed Student Council President with her Elite Four that She acquired along the way.”
Boomstick: “She got a few easy pickings like with her childhood friend, Nonon Jakuzure. But Satsuki eventually got a few more members, the confident swordsman Uzu Sanageyama, the genius intellect Houka Inumuta, and even the GIANT OF A MAN Ira Gamagoori.”
Wiz: “In her own eyes, and words. Fear is Freedom, Subjugation is Liberation, and Contradiction is Truth. Leadership was now in the palms of her own hands, and nothing could stop her.”
Boomstick: “That’s not until one day, a wandering transfer student makes her way into Honnouji Academy with a really weird looking blade. And her attitude proved that She wasn’t gonna take any shit from anyone. Her name was Ryuko Matoi, and Satsuki knew that something was special right from the get go.”
Wiz: “Eager to learn more, they played a game of cat and mouse, with Satsuki knowing information and Ryuko running to try and get more. But alas, She couldn’t.”
Boomstick: “Well, that wasn’t until She managed to find a special Sailor Uniform that gave her some pretty kick-ass abilities, this was Kamui Senketsu, and you fully well know that Satsuki was gonna get her own. Huh, you know these two kind of remind me about Sonic and Shadow, but instead the one with the black and red color scheme is good while the blue one isn’t.”
We then cut to Wiz and Boomstick, with a chalkboard that has several crossed out names, like “Vampire Sailor”, “The Drinking Poncho”, “Draining Rag”, and “It doesn’t look like a Straw but it is a Straw for Blood”.
Wiz: “Speaking of Red, Kamui’s like Senketsu actually work very differently to that of other uniforms. Because in truth, the Life Fibers actually do need a sustainable amount of blood in order to work with their user.”
Boomstick: “Bloodaholic Skirts?”
Wiz: “Doesn’t roll off the tongue well.”
Boomstick wrote the name, and crossed it out on the chalkboard, while Wiz continued.
Wiz: “Think of Kamui’s like they’re kind of like a Vampire. Draining blood in order to power themselves up and make sure that they are working right, and some Life Fiber created uniforms, such as Goku Uniforms have different abilities of their own. Like with Nonon’s Symphony Regalia, or my personal favorite, Houka’s Probe Regalia.”
Boomstick: “Bloody Mary?”
Wiz: “Alcohol used that one before us, so no.”
Boomstick again crossed out yet another name on the chalkboard, with a sigh.
Wiz: “With these abilities being built in, it’s no wonder why Kamui’s and Goku Uniforms are worth the blood that they need to use. Because, in exchange for it, those who wish to sacrifice and give some blood to the Life Fibers that they wear will finally know that true power has come to their body, and that they have become much more stronger than any other normal human.”
Boomstick: “Wait, I got it! Vampire’s suck on blood right, and Kamui’s can take some forms of dresses right? So, that would make it a…”
Wiz: “...Succulent Dress!”
Boomstick: “BINGO!”
Wiz and Boomstick high fived each other, finally coming up with a really stupid name for Kamui’s while also having fun.
(With that out of the way, the Music changed for this portion of Satsuki's Analysis).
Boomstick: “So anyways, after seeing Kamui Senketsu and Ryuko, Satsuki just went ahead and said, “Oh Hey! I can do that too!”. And boom, She got herself a Kamui.”
Wiz: “This Kamui wasn’t like Senketsu though, and it did seem to be a very mute and very controlling one. One that can even strap onto the body and possibly even destroy the mind to turn someone brainwashed. Though for Satsuki, this was her “Wedding Dress”, gifted to her by her mother, Ragyo and making sure that it was going to be something that would be a part of her life, yet also help her when it came to fighting Ryuko Matoi.”
Boomstick: “So, with a Blade of her own, and this blue and white outfit, Satsuki geared up and went to Ryuko. Unveiling the fanservice to all! But who the hell cares about fanservice, when you can be a complete badass and sword fight with heels!? God, I gotta get me one of those.”
Wiz: “It’d most likely not work due to all of the alcohol in your blood.”
Boomstick: “Eh, true.”
Wiz: “Sharing a somewhat similar name, Kamui Junketsu is comparable, if not stronger than Kamui Senketsu. With complete strength and speed enhancements, Satsuki can boost her sword fighting skills and even create shockwaves just by… willpower? That’s a bit strange.”
Boomstick: “It’s Anime, Wiz. It’s always strange. And not only that though, Satsuki is able to slash her blade so hard that she’s even able to take down towers with just a slash, and even send people flying!”
(Popup: while Junketsu could not originally perform abilities such as Shippu and Senjin, it would later gain these abilities after being modified by Iori)
Wiz: “I’m surprised that she’s able to balance out the strength of both her Blade and Junketsu, but what impresses me more is her blade itself. Bakuzan, that being its name, actually has the unique ability to cut through Life Fibers itself, and even clothing that is made with Life Fibers. Like Kamui’s and Goku Uniforms. And it can even compete with Ryuko’s own weapon, the Scissor Blade. Which can easily cut through buildings with just a beam from its blade, or a quick time slash!”
Boomstick: “She’s even managed to keep up with Ryuko while wearing Junketsu. This is the same girl who’s cut through Tennis Balls that were clocking in at 8,000 times the speed of sound, and Satsuki just managed to keep up with her like it was nothing!”
Wiz: “Satsuki has used her blades countless times in battle, and has used it to effortlessly beat or even kill some of her foes. Like her own mother, Ragyo Kiryuin!”
Boomstick: “Whoa whoa, WHAT?! So, She actually turned on her own mother? That’s actually pretty justifiable and very satisfying, good on you Satsuki!”
Wiz: “This was because all of this time, Satsuki didn’t stand by her mother’s insane beliefs, in fact, her own speech actually had a few things hinting at her betrayal on Ragyo. “Fear is Freedom”, actually meant the Fear of her Mother and Life Fibers, which would eventually lead her and Honnouji academy to Freedom. Subjugation meant that By Subjugating themselves to Ragyo, they made their revolution invisible, which allowed for Liberation. And finally, when she mentioned Contradiction, this would mean that anyone who contradicted Ragyo was telling nothing but the truth.”
Boomstick: “She planned it all along, with no one even expecting a thing from this, and while sure she eventually got her ass beat two ways to Sunday by Ragyo herself, that didn’t stop her from trying to make sure that the world wasn’t gonna become slaves at all to the Life Fibers, and that Planet Earth was going to be safe like it should’ve been.”
Wiz: “Satsuki has gone through many things on her journey to stop Ragyo, but yet it didn’t bring her down at all, She just kept on going.”
Wiz: “She’s been beaten to a pulp, assaulted and even tortured by Ragyo, and eventually imprisoned. But none of that seems to have broken her spirit. An ambitious will that was like a trick candle, the light never fading out, and always keeping herself lit.”
Boomstick: “Remember that willpower we mentioned a few moments ago? Turns out that the willpower she had wasn’t just for attacking or being cool, it was just to keep herself determined and know that even with all of this coming her way, she’ll always know when to keep on fighting.”
Wiz: “And yet, it seemed to be all worth it in the end. After trying to stop Ragyo Kiryuin and sparking the war on Life Fibers with her now turned ally, Ryuko, She finally managed to help with the defeat of her own mother, and the Fibers that once crashed on Earth thousands of years ago.”
Boomstick: “Change was something that Satsuki wanted in her life, and that’s what she eventually got, because not even known to her, Ryuko and Satsuki eventually found out that they were sisters all along. With Ryuko being the child that was thrown away by Ragyo, once they finally reconciled though, they knew that they had some catching up to do as family, and they knew that they had to stick by each other’s side with their mother gone.”
Wiz: “Finally free from the grip of Ragyo, and free from the dangerous Life Fibers, Satsuki Kiryuin finally found the path of having the life she never thought she could’ve ever had in the first place. A normal life, with all of her friends and family, where nothing can take it away from her.”
Boomstick: “I guess being a part of the Kiryuin Clan does have its pros even though it has its cons, because no matter how hard you try, nothing is ever going to stop them from achieving their goal and making them lose in the end.”
Wiz: “But should you try to fight Satsuki Kiryuin, and try to stop her revolutionary goals, that will be the last mistake you make. She will show no mercy as the Queen of Ambition.”
Satsuki: "Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars!"
Combatants Set:[]
Wiz: “Alright, the Combatants are set! We’ve run the data through all possibilities, let’s end this debate once and for all!”
Boomstick: "It's Time for a DEATH BATTLE-!!!"
Death Battle:[]
(Music played for the Setting and Atmosphere of the Arena...)
In the arena of Honnouji Academy, where there was nothing but a deserted plain with only the dirt around the area, laid two people standing in the center with only a few others standing aside and spectating the both of them. With the idea of a fight instigating between the two, while what appeared to be their team, watched.
Four Members of a team known as the Elite Four kept on looking at the two, with some armed, while others crossed their arms. Soon, two members spoke to each other, a pink haired girl named Nonon Jakuzure, and a blue haired male with similarly colored glasses named Houka Inumuta.
Nonon: “Lady Satsuki insisted that She would fight him alone?”
Houka looked on over, and answered.
Inumuta: “Knowing Lady Satsuki, I’m sure she won’t have a hard time with someone like him…”
In the center, Satsuki Kiryuin had her hand on the hilt of Bakuzan, the blade being covered by it’s sheath and being foreshadowed as the weapon that Satsuki was going to use for the fight. While her opponent, Bruno Bucciarati, only stood still and gave her a glare that wasn’t trying to intimidate her, nor was it filled with anger. It was only made with a sense of fire and passion that Bruno kept within himself, determination that he would use to try and succeed in this fight.
Other members of his gang, Passione watched. With a few commenting before the fight commenced.
Narancia: “You got this, Bucciarati!”
Mista: “Make sure to take her out clean and simple!”
Bruno looked over, and nodded with a smirk on himself, until it was wiped off when He went back to looking at Satsuki. A breath left him, as he began to explain why He was here with his gang in the first place.
Bruno: “Satsuki Kiryuin, Your plans with Honnouji Academy will end here now! If you can understand, I am Bruno Bucciarati, and I am willing to settle this peacefully without any harm. But if you cannot, then unfortunately, a force of action will be made.”
Satsuki furrowed her brows, understanding his explanation and taking a breath of her own. With her eyes closed for a moment, She opened them back up and responded to Bruno’s explanation with a quick answer.
Satsuki: “Your plans on bringing Honnouji Academy down for the greater good will not happen. For Life Fibers will become the dominant race, and clothing will enslave others! And for that, I will make sure no one stops me!”
Satsuki soon raised up her palm, and clicked the panels of her Kamui Junketsu to transform in front of Bruno’s eyes. Sparkles settled across the arena, her body was shown to everyone, and Junketsu transformed into battle armor for her convenience so She can fight Bruno with increased strength, speed, and durability along with Bakuzan. With Bruno watching in amazement.
Satsuki: “Life Fiber Override; Kamui Junketsu!”
After her transformation, Passione in the background had comically surprised eyes and blush red faces, with Bruno even being surprised himself minus the comically surprised eyes and the blush. Though, he chuckled and commented.
Bruno: “Interesting outfit design, I see you have a taste in fashion.”
Satsuki: “I could say the same thing about you, Bucciarati. But that will not matter now!”
Bruno: "Are you prepared? I am."
Soon, Satsuki dashed forward with Bakuzan, raising it and trying to land a horizontal slash on Bruno. But the Zipper Man manages to dodge the incoming slashes, doing his best to try and land a few strikes and jabs with his fists to weaken her, but Satsuki managed to dodge his hits as well, before stepping back and creating a shockwave from her willpower, sending Bucciarati away and making him land on the floor gracefully.
Bruno looked up, and dashed in to get closer to Satsuki after recovering. He continued with his assault that involved hand-to-hand combat, with Satsuki dodging another punch. But as he progressed, Bruno kept throwing punch after punch until it looked like he didn’t even need to punch anymore to continue the barrage, and just needed to walk while Satsuki looked in surprise because of the speed of his fists.
The Elite Four watched as well, their eyes widening at this, while Gamagoori exclaimed.
Gamagoori: “Such speed! He doesn’t even seem to be wearing a Kamui either!”
Satsuki jumped back a bit, managing to dodge some of the punches that came her way, and after being a few feet away, She thought of some plans and strategy to try and defeat Bruno with.
Satsuki (thinking): “He seems to be better in close range combat, if I can just stay at a distance and find his opening, then maybe I can finish this quicker than I thought.”
Unfortunately, the Blade wielding woman didn’t seem to notice that Bruno had reeled his arm back for a moment, and threw a punch, but this time his fist was extending like it was a grappling hook, firing out with a zipper coming from in between and catching Satsuki off guard with the sheer shock that she felt, only for it to be wiped away by a hit to the face from Bruno, who retracted his fist back with a smirk of confidence, but going back to that look of seriousness he had.
Sent back in the air a bit, Satsuki used this momentum to dig her heels into the ground, and launch herself back forward, moving in a perfect circle like motion and creating afterimages that confused Bruno, ultimately leading Satsuki into trying to go for an attack from behind with her blade, a single thrust that could pierce the skin of Bruno violently.
Satsuki thrusted her sword forward, only for Bruno to catch it with his fist, using an invisible Sticky Fingers to make sure Satsuki thinks that he caught it with his bare hand, but in reality, he used his Stand to prevent it from cutting him.
To her surprise, Satsuki raises her eyebrows and looks in shock. But Bruno smirks and manages to kick her back while dashing forward.
Bruno and Satsuki began to run and try to attack each other, her sword clashing with his fists as sparks began to appear from the hits. She couldn’t understand why he was able to do so well with hand-to-hand combat, let alone block her blade. But Satsuki thought about taking this fight to a higher place.
Soon, the two of them began to trail up to the tall yet big building that was Honnouji Academy, Bruno ascending the wall by creating/holding a zipper and making it ascend the wall, while Satsuki used nothing but her Kamui to climb and even walk on the wall to move upwards.
Satsuki: “You’ve made the mistake of fighting me, Bucciarati!”
Satsuki gave him a glare of intimidation, before moving her arm back a bit and gripping her sword. Suddenly, she would make a barrage of slashes that were aiming towards the Capo of Passione, the trail of a blade being swung being carried by the air as it flew forward to her opponent.
Bruno looked up in shock, and decided to make a zipper on the wall just quick enough so she couldn’t see, once the slashes landed where he used to be, a cloud of dust appeared that covered his area until Bruno came out of his zipper and went back to fight, boosting himself further with a jump that was accompanied with Sticky Fingers so he could get to a greater height.
The Kamui-wearing woman saw him moving forward, and the two went into melee combat that seemed to always get parried by one or the other. They sent a similar kick towards each other, similar punches, until it eventually ended with Bruno sweeping her legs and sending her off the towering building of Honnouji Academy, and letting her stay in the air for quite some time.
The enemy of Ragyo Kiryuin groaned a bit, until her eyes caught onto a zipper that was made by Bruno, who was behind her after jumping off the wall as well. He started the zipper from his hand, and ended it on the wall. His goal was to close the zipper onto her neck, to make sure that it would harm her by having it be a clean quick cut.
Bruno: “Close, zipper!”
After shouting the command, the zipper was quickly closing in on its target and it was ready to close up on Satsuki to quickly try and kill the wielder of Bakuzan. But she managed to get out of there quickly, and dive towards the floor with a head first dive motion before spinning in the air for a short amount of time, and landing on the ground with an echoing impact that managed to crack the floor that she landed on, and cause a cloud of dust to appear around her surroundings, blinding her vision to find Bucciarati if he landed or not.
Satsuki was in the center of it, turning her head side to side to try and find the Mafioso. Unknown to her knowledge, Bruno was trying to move close to her, going zipper to zipper and trying to catch her with a surprise attack.
The Eyebrow Queen though took a moment to make sure that she was focused, and managed to find out where Bruno was, knowing that no one could perform a sneak attack on her, not even allies like Sanageyama could.
Satsuki: “Did you really think you could sneak up on me?!”
She turned around as quickly as she could, and parried an attack from Bruno that seemed to be an attack that was coming from his fist, his arm managing to block the slash while they were locked sword-to-forearm. Bruno seemed impressed, complimenting her.
Bruno: “Incredible! Perhaps you’d be interested in joining my team?”
Satsuki: “I’m flattered, but I’m afraid I’ll have to pass!”
The member of the Kiryuin Clan breaks the stalemate, slashing her blade forward to cut Bruno, only for her to leave herself open for an attack, with the Stand User taking his advantage.
Bruno: “Sticky Fingers!”
With a battle cry coming out, and a reel of his fist, Bruno summons an invisible arm to his side and uses it to punch Satsuki hard in the stomach. Sending her flying back to taste the dirt and faceplant in it. She recovers a bit, but notices that a bit of blood was on her stomach, and she looks in surprise after finding out that there had been a zipper created from just the punch of his fist!
Sanageyama: “What the hell, when did that get there?!”
Satsuki was confused, feeling the metal and cold gold of the open zipper. After looking back up though, she saw Bruno moving forward and approaching her, with this time, Satsuki began to think to herself for any plans to defeat Bruno.
Satsuki (thinking): “His fists seem to be the only thing he uses in this battle, no kicks, no headbutts, only his fists are being used for combat. But when he managed to land a punch on me, he managed to summon a zipper. Is this what happens if he continues…?”
Satsuki stood up, her body wobbling a bit until she got back into a fighting stance. Finishing her thoughts.
Satsuki (thinking): “If I manage to cut off his hands…then…of course! That can stop him!”
Quickly like that of a bullet, Satsuki disappeared from her spot and left Bruno with shock, until she managed to appear right behind him and try to aim for slashes that She knew he would try to parry. And that’s what he soon did, parrying and parrying, Satsuki did her best to overwhelm Bruno, and this left him in his own thoughts, thinking.
Bruno (thinking): “She’s trying to land more cuts on me than I thought! If I can parry her and find a good opening, then I can create another zipper on her!”
He continued to parry, until she sheathed her sword back. The Italian man realized that this was his moment to attack her, and finally landed the blow that he needed to complete the fight.
Bruno (thinking): “There it is! There’s the opening that I need!”
Bruno launched his fist forward, moving his body with one step to hit Satsuki right in the face. But what he didn’t know was that Satsuki was only letting him parry so that she could bait him into attacking for her to gain an opening as well!
And after unsheathing her sword, and the realization hitting Bruno that he was too greedy for a hit and left himself open, Satsuki made a quick slash onto his forearm and cut his hand off, leaving him to widen his eyes and feel the pain that surged through his body, while Satsuki looked up at him with eyes that resembled the burning fire of someone’s will to win.
Bruno launched himself back, and got on one knee. Groaning in pain and cringing from it, holding his hand while he looked down at the blood that was dripping from the wound that was made because of Bakuzan.
Bruno (thinking): “Shit! She baited me into attacking…!”
Satsuki looked forward, her eyebrows moving down and giving her back the glare of intimidation she always knew how to do. With Passione looking worried about the sight of Bucciarati losing one of his key limbs to keep on fighting, and the Elite Four looking in awe thinking that Satsuki was going to claim her victory, her heels dug into the floor, and her grip on Bakuzan’s hilt tightened.
Satsuki: “This all ends here… NOW!”
Satsuki ran forward, the ground being cracked with every step, while Bruno looked at her motions to see what she was trying to do. Eventually, he caught on and realized with the way her arms were being raised and the motions that were being captured, She was trying to land a slash that could cleave his upper chest and body!
Bruno: (Thinking) “Her blade…she’s trying to cleave me in two…that means…!”
Bruno looked up with the same surprised face, but ultimately accepted what was going to happen, and let her motions continue. Eventually, their silhouettes could only show what would happen, with the top half of Bruno’s body moving until it suddenly hit the floor. But in realization, Satsuki sees that she didn’t cut his body off, rather he unzipped his body and let it come off and hit the floor, making sure to dodge the slash and catch Satsuki off guard. Passione showed faces of surprise, with the Elite Four doing the same as Satsuki tried taking in what just happened.
Satsuki: “What the…?!”
Coming from below though, Bruno sent his fist flying upwards to hit Satsuki with an uppercut hard enough to daze her to move back and drop her sword!
And when Bruno zipped himself back together, he extended his arm forward to get to his cleaved off hand, and reattached it with his zippers, looking back at Satsuki and boosting forward to get closer to her.
The Stand Users that watched finally saw their leader summon out his stand fully, the blue and white colored humanoid spirit with zippers on it moved by his side, but he commanded the Stand to attack for him while he glared at Satsuki that stared down at her soul, the same feeling of intimidation she gave to Honnouji Academy.
Bruno: “Ari…Ari…!”
The Stand Cries only started, Sticky Fingers fists going back and forth, hitting her multiple times in the face, until finding a rhythm, where a stand barrage was commencing.
Bruno: "ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI-!!!"
Bruno commanded Sticky Fingers for one more final punch, and yelled out the final cry of his stand.
Bruno: “ARRIVEDERCI!”
Finally, Satsuki was sent back flying away from the battlefield they were in, a scream and groan of pain following with it while blood trailed with the girl, a leg even being seen falling off if some looked closer!
Elite Four: “LADY SATSUKI!”
The Elite Four expressed their worries and concerns for their friend and comrade, while Passione began to make cheerful expressions, and even cheer for their leader that won the battle.
Fugo: “He did it!”
Abbacchio: “Yes… yes he did"
But Bruno didn't relish in his victory, rather he walked towards the woman that was his opponent. He knew that she wasn't truly dead, because when Bruno looked over at the impact that was created, Satsuki was still alive! Coughing out blood while brutal zippers were on her skin, face, and even a vertical one that was on her eye!
Satsuki: “You…(cough)...fought well…”
Bruno’s face was tainted with a somber look, looking down at Satsuki with the expression while she respected him for how well he had fought.
Bruno: “You were born from an evil woman, shackled by her influence and forced to try and make this world something it shouldn’t be…”
Satsuki was a bit surprised that he could see it through her, and weakly, She admitted the truth to Bruno that she couldn’t keep any longer.
Satsuki: “...I wanted to stop her…I’m sorry for the confusion…”
Bruno could tell that she was nearly losing her own life, and that she didn’t have that much time left. He soon looked at his own bloodied fists, the feeling of regret overwhelming him, and making him feel horrible. But in his mind, He sparked an idea as he picked her up.
Bruno: "Rest easy, your final breath will be known as a valiant one, much like your soul. I promise you, Satsuki Kiryuin, I will lead your friends and my team so we can finish your goal, and keep you from dying in vain!”
Satsuki widened her eyes, and looked in shock. Before her emotions would slowly turn into happiness, a smile forming on her face. Hearing that promise from Bruno made her realize that there were kind people out there in the world that were trying to help the world, just like her. And for that, She put her full trust into Bruno, laying her head on his chest a bit until letting out her last dying breath, the wind becoming colder and quiet, while Passione walked with Bruno from behind, understanding that what he felt hurt him emotionally, and didn’t say a single joke in this moment.
The Elite Four watched in horror, seeing as their own leader died and all they could do was just hide their tears and anger at this, with the exception of Nonon, who solemnly had a few tears shed from her eyes, while Passione walked up to them, with Bruno continuing to hold Satsuki’s Body.
Bruno: “Listen please…”
Bruno looked at all of them with a serious look, and made sure that they understood him.
Bruno: “As a promise to your leader and friend, Satsuki Kiryuin, We will all defeat Ragyo Kiryuin.”
Conclusion:[]
KO!
Boomstick: “God, why does this job always have to crush our souls…”
Wiz: “On paper, Satsuki seemed to have a lot more advantages than Bruno did with her Kamui.”
Boomstick: “For sure, she also had a lot more experience with weaponry. Like with her sword, Bakuzan, which Bruno at first didn’t seem to have any counters to.”
Wiz: “Satsuki had a lot of skill in swordsmanship, while Bruno didn’t really have any of that… and could only use his hand-to-hand combat style of fighting.”
Boomstick: “Even with that being said, that’s the only advantage that Satsuki had, because if there was one thing that she couldn’t see coming, it was Sticky Fingers.”
(Popup: even with Bruno's zippers being visible to non-Stand users, Satsuki could not do anything to said zippers due to Bruno's full control over them.)
Wiz: “Due to Satsuki not being a born Stand User, Bruno could use this to his advantage to perform attacks that Satsuki not only could not see coming, but she also could not prevent from happening. Along with that, Bruno’s Zippers make it hard for her to take hits, with just a single blow, Bruno can make a zipper appear from her body, which are very lethal in the realm of JoJo.”
(Popup: Unlike Ryuko, Satsuki does not have a healing factor. While Bruno doesn't either, his zombified state and being able to re-attach limbs compensates for it.)
Boomstick: “Bucciarati was way faster too! While he could clock in at relatively faster than light in reaction speed. Satsuki on the other hand was faster than sound, making her not even come close to being as fast as him.”
Wiz: “Houka Inumuta has even stated before that humans are not able to reach faster than light speeds in the world of Kill la Kill, showing a clear difference as to how their worlds work. Which means that even if she could theoretically get to that speed, she is not able to become faster than light either way.”
Boomstick: “Meanwhile, Bruno has reacted to King Crimson, scales to Gold Experience, and kept up and even outraced Secco before, hitting speeds way faster than her!”
Wiz: "A quick reminder that with all that being said, Satsuki's blade could also be intercepted and even destroyed. If Bruno managed to touch her blade, he could possibly even zip it into pieces. Rendering her…vulnerable. Bruno has even zipped apart other people, and he could do this every time he blocked and parried Satsuki.
Boomstick: "This means that Satsuki's close range fighting style would only play into Bruno's hands. His reaction speed being faster than Satsuki's travel speed means he would be able to immobilize Satsuki whenever he wanted."
Wiz: "What's even more important is their experience. Satsuki may be an intelligent and seasoned fighter, but so is Bruno."
Boomstick: "Bruno has been in the mob ever since he was twelve years old! He's had careful planning put into his brain so many times that he could figure out a way to take out Satsuki by figuring out every opening and weakness she has!"
(Popup: keep in mind that Kill la Kill: IF is a non-canon game that only takes place in a dream. The reality-warping power that the Primordial Life Fiber has in IF was not accounted for.)
Wiz: “Bruno’s durability means that even if he were to be stabbed in the gut, or if he were to lose any limb, he would still be relatively okay to keep on fighting for a victory. Not to mention, Sticky Fingers also has the ability of putting limbs back on others, like Abbacchio and Trish, and it’s not proven false that Bruno cannot do the same to himself. He can even dodge potentially fatal blows by opening zippers on his body.”
Boomstick: “Sure, Kamui can take a lot of damage, but here’s the thing though, if a Kamui takes too much damage, they can actually go back to their original form. Making them, well, weak!”
Wiz: "And Satsuki's durability may be superior to Bruno's, but Sticky Fingers' zippers negate durability, making that a moot point."
We then cut to Wiz and Boomstick back in the Laboratory with the Results.
Wiz: “Satsuki’s will kept her fighting strong, but unfortunately for her, Bruno’s Stand, Strength, and Speed put her to the test. And it left her on the losing side.”
Boomstick: “Guess you could say Bruno put Satsuki in a sticky situation.”
Wiz: “The winner… is Bruno Bucciarati.”
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Original script: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeathBattleMatchups/comments/wameqv/ive_recently_made_a_script_for_bruno_bucciarati/
Posted here on behalf of Arandomuser8219
Trailers for the matchup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ozcKNm1gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37iXrDFSSU
Connections:[]
Both are the inspirational, respected leaders of a prominent group (Team Bucciarati and the Elite 4) within influential organizations (Passione and Honnoji Academy/Revocs) which control a city (Naples and Honno City).
At a young age, both lost their respective fathers. In both cases, it was indirectly due to the organizations they would eventually work for: Passione's drugs led to Paulo Bucciarati being attacked after accidentally seeing a drug deal, and later dying from complications (though Bruno suspected that Passione was involved with the operation, trying to separate him from his father). Soichiro Kiryuin had to go into hiding when Satsuki was 5 to oppose Ragyo Kiryuin, and Ragyo eventually sent Nui Harime to assassinate him.
This changed their lives forever and caused them to have steadfast beliefs, ambition and resolve. Not just ambition and resolve as things you can claim any other character has, but as a belief and an integral trait, something that defines them. So much so that they are willing to put their very lives on the line or do anything necessary to achieve their goals and/or protect their teams. They also retain an important sense of kindness from when they were children. In turn, they earned the utmost respect and loyalty from their teams.
Both were essentially forced into joining their organizations/had no choice because of a parent (Bruno wanted protection for his father and himself, which the police couldn't provide. Satsuki is Ragyo's daughter, born into her position). They would hide their resentment of these organizations after finding out the truth about them (Bruno discovering Passione's drug trade and Satsuki being told about Life Fibers by Soichiro), but couldn't do anything about it for a long time.
Both of them started as enemies to the protagonist, but end up as allies.
Eventually, they betrayed their masters because they hated said master's corruption and evil. They fought their bosses and suffered an embarrassing, bloody defeat. Afterwards, their team's priority became killing their former boss. They are instrumental to the main protagonist doing so (Bruno defeated Chariot Requiem and was the reason Giorno was able to join Passione in the first place. Satsuki fought Ragyo with Ryuko and eventually let Senketsu absorb Junketsu to help form Senketsu-Kisaragi).
Both fight with powers given to them by another being (Sticky Fingers and Junketsu). Sticky Fingers and Junketsu have abilities and designs involving clothing/fashion (Sticky Fingers gives Bruno the surprisingly versatile power over zippers, and its body is covered with them. Junketsu is a sentient sailor suit that can shapeshift). Furthermore, Stands and Kamui originate from a meteor, and both obtained their abilities by enduring potentially fatal pain (Bruno completing Polpo's light test after getting stabbed by the Stand Arrow, Satsuki forcing her will onto Junketsu)
Less important:
Both are from over the top anime. And while Kill la Kill is known for having overly sexualized women, JoJo is known for having overly sexualized men. Both series are known for characters having outlandish outfits.
They also look quite similar. Both have a white/blue/gold color scheme, and their outfits are very revealing of cleavage. Satsuki has the same haircut as Bruno at the end of Kill la Kill, they have two hair clippings.