| “ | No. You don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live. | „ |
| ~ Brad |
Bradley Edwin "Brad" Armstrong is the main protagonist of the role-playing video game, LISA: The Painful RPG.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- Asgore Dreemurr vs Brad Armstrong (Completed)
Battles Royale[]
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 0
- Losses: 1
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Chuck Greene (Dead Rising)
- Frisk (Undertale)
- Guts (Berserk)
- Joel Miller (The Last of Us)
- Joseph Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
- Kenshiro (Fist of the North Star)
- The Last Ronin (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
- Mad Max
Death Battle Info[]
Brad Armstrong is the main character of the second instalment of Lisa. A former karate master, he is one of the most dangerous and feared men in the wasteland of Olathe, with an inhuman will that allows him to push his own physical limits. It is likely that his addiction to the drug Joy amplifies his physical abilities as well- but mostly the drug simply mitigates the symptoms of withdrawal that significantly weaken him.
Armstrong Style[]
Brad's fighting style is described as being "developed out of pain and self-reflection", and is based on his family's history in martial arts. He attacks mostly using his upper body, incorporating fast punches, biting and headbutts, with few kicking moves thrown in for good measure.
- Buster Punches: A simple combo of punches and then a push.
- Surprise Attack: Brad kicks his opponent in the groin.
- Dropkick: A flying double foot-press.
- Machine Gun Fist: Brad unleashes a flurry of punches.
- Fireball: Brad shoots a fireball at his opponent.
- Tackle: Brad charges at his enemy, knocking them over.
- Headbutt: Brad slams headfirst into his opponent.
- Homerun Head Slide: Brad slides headfirst into his opponent.
Equipment[]
- Poncho (Acts as armor)
- Firebombs and Diesel Firebombs (Explosives that set fire to enemies)
- Joy (Brad's stats are boosted and his health is fully restored)
- Jerky (Restores health)
- Cocola Cola (Restores SP)
- Bicycle (Brad's main form of transportation)
Feats[]
- Lifted a car stacked on three barrels, a cupboard, and a fridge... All without arms.
- Dodged a bullet at point-blank range.
- Can survive being hit by a speeding car.
- Can survive falls that would cripple or even kill a normal person.
- Can survive dynamite explosions.
- Can casually climb up rope without arms.
- Killed an army of 28 men.
- Survived with multiple arrows penetrating his entire body and with wounds from 28 heavily-armed men.
- Has defeated multiple Joy Mutants.
Joy Mutant[]
- A mutated form that Brad transforms into after being addicted to the Joy drug for so long.
- Is slower than his normal form, and doesn't have his abilities, but is incredible strong.
- Comparable to other Joy Mutants, which can crush heads and tear people apart.
- Has lost what little humanity remained within him.
Weaknesses[]
- Will enter withdrawal if he hasn't taken Joy in a while, which makes his normal attacks do no damage and his special attacks do significantly less.
- Is missing his arms (although this isn't necessarily canon and it's the writer's choice whether or not to include this).
- If he doesn't get over his Joy addiction, he will become a Joy Mutant.
- A few of his feats seem to be fueled by adrenaline or drugs rather than pure strength.