| Bowser Vs. Discord | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 26 |
| Season Episode | 26 |
| Air date | 2/13/2024 |
| Written by | ThunderStar20 |
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Bowser Vs. Discord is the Season Finale of Season 1 for ThunderStar20's Death Battles, pitting Bowser from the Mario franchise against Discord from the My Little Pony franchise
Description[]
The Season Finale is here! The tyrannical King of the Koopas takes on the Embodiment of Chaos in a reality warping duel to the finish!
Interlude[]
Metroid: Bowser, the Tyrannical King of the Koopas.
Thunder: And Discord, the Embodiment of all things Chaotic!
Metroid: Dragons or dragon-like creatures are tough, dangerous foes but they can also prove to be great allies if the situation calls for it.
Thunder: Especially when they alter reality or are just extreme powerhouses!
Metroid: Just to clarify, Bowser will be getting Paper Mario and all the equipment in the series.
Thunder: Without it...it's not really a fair fight. So yeah. He's Metroid and I'm Thunder!
Metroid: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Bowser's ready to bring the heat![]
Metroid: The Mushroom Kingdom lived in nothing more than peace and tranquility. With Princess Peach as their ruler, everything was set for a peaceful ruling.
Thunder: Except one kingdom decided they wanted to ruin that. Because what's a video game story without some kingdom being a dick?
Metroid: This kingdom was inhabited by turtle like enemies known as Koopas, ranging from normal foot soldiers to magicians.
Thunder: But the biggest fish of them all is the big turtle himself! The king, the big spiked slugger, Bowser!
BACKGROUND:
Name: Bowser
Love Interest: Princess Peach
Occupation: Ruler of a Kingdom
Actually kind of a dork
One or the seven Star Children
Has kidnapped Peach like…how many times at this point?
Has a son (yes, he apparently has fucked)
Speaking of which, is a good father
Metroid: The king of Koopas led a take over that resulted in the Princess's kidnapping and destruction of many geelinh terrorized.
Thunder: So…why did he kidnap the princess?
Metroid: Well, it was because Peach has thematic counter his own, which would halt his take over. But it's also because Bowser…kinda really loves her. Not even as like a tool, but genuinely loves.
Thunder: That's…an image I don't like imagining. Metroid: Luckily, for the Mushroom Kingdom, two heroes arrived; Mario and Luigi. Using wit and skill, the two were able to beat the tyrant and save the Princess.
Thunder: But Bowser didn't stop after one kidnapping. In fact, he just got more determined! He's became the constant enemy of the Mushroom Kingdom more than once.
Metroid: And with the years going by, Bowser has gotten many, many powers and abilities. For instance, Bowser's most infamous ability is the ability to breathe fire. He can shoot in as a fireball, a continuous stream, or even make lava puddles from the landing.
Thunder: He can shoot out meteors from his mouth, or fire traps that litter the arena and let him control the field!
Metroid: There's also his shell. Not only does it have a great defense, but it also acts as a way for Bowser to tuck in and use it as a battering ram, or rolle around as a spiked ball.
Thunder: Or if someone's stupid enough to jump on the spikes.
Metroid: He also has items like the Heal Shell, which increases his defense, the Vampire Band, which saps health from foes when he lands a punch, the Red Hot Fangs which increases the power of his fire attacks, the Restore Ring, which heals Bowser periodically, and most importantly, the Safety Ring, which protects him from stuff as such as insta-death, or transmutation.
Thunder: And if he decides to go for a Geound Pound, well, hope you can handle how many pounds he weights. Even if he misses he can still send out shockwaves that electrocute people who touch it!
Metroid: He can attack with claw swipes and even grow them for extra damage, perform a Spinning Punch similar Mario's own, or perform a dashing, sliding punch that can shatter rocks to bits.
Thunder: He can summon boos to scare people into fleeing a fight, create poisonous gasses, or cause poison with claws slashes or bites, or even…inhale, allowing for some vore.
Metroid: He can magically manipulate the earth and make spires appear under the foes, and call in minions for extra attacks. Like lightning Goombas ablaze and knocking them as projectiles, having Shy Guys launch him like a rocket, spin like a top and knock opponents, send Bom-Ombs at the foe, or unleashed supercharged magic projectiles projectiles some Magikoopas!
Thunder: Yeah, he's one heck of a magician. He knows transmutation, turning people into brick, frogs, apples, or stone, and can seal people away too, like the Yoshis being sealed in eggs or paintings! He knows telekinesis, which allows him to pull things or people close or toss ‘em away!
Metroid: He can teleport himself and others, make portals to send foes away, call lightning strikes, make dark orbs of magical energy, can summons items into existence, even an entire fortress, and even altered reality.
Thunder: He can warp space to make a staircase appear endless, and once turned all of Yoshi's Island into a storybook! He can see the future with a crystal ball, cast a curse that limits movement, can set things ablaze with a touch, and can even time travel!
Metroid: He has escaped being sealed in a story book, had full control over himself when he was possessed, and magically steal items from others. But magic isn't the only thing up Bowser's sleeves.
Thunder: Yeah, he's absolutely loaded with weaponry. He's got wooden and metal hammer to yeet at someone, Mecha Koopas, which are exploding wind up toys, spiked balls, and flaming boomerangs! He can use Chain Chomps as flails, throw others at foes with the Hurley Gloves, use a Spiked Link flail, a Drill Claw that lets his claws be stronger, spiked barrels, and explosive soccer balls!
Metroid: Bowser has a wedding hat with boxing gloves attached, and wedding hat projectiles. The minimizer lets Bowser shrink foes to the size of a field mouse, the Vibe Specter can alter emotions, from happy, sad, angry and calm, a spiked baseball bat, a replica of his shell, and with the Star Rod, Bowser can grant himself any wish.
Thunder: Turning people into cards, invulnerably, heal, and power increases are what Bowser did with it. But since it can grant any wish, it should probably do just about everything!
Metroid: On a lesser note, Bowser has shown to own a sword, an actual gun, a flying mech with laser cannons, a megamorph belt that transforms him into a series fire breathing blocks, and several status effect items.
Thunder: Bracer increases defense by 100%, Energizer increases attack by 100%, Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Fright Bomb, Rock Candy and Star Egg all are elemental AOE attack, Sleepy Bomb and Lamb's Lure makes foes fall asleep, Red Essence grants invincibility, Megalixir heals Bowser fully, Freshen Up heals all status effect, drumsticks heal, and Earlier Times and Retry Clock reverses time back to the start of the battle!
Metroid: When it comes to transportation, Bowser has the Koopa Clown Car, and flying vehicle with various uses. It can drop steel balls, cannons that fire bullet bills, lasers, and turn people into stone with an eye flash.
Thunder: He has multiple Go-Karts, a Pimp Convertable, a Bubble Clone machine that makes clones of various Mario characters, including himself that are as strong as the original!
Metroid: There are also the Power Stars, powerful stars that act as power sources. They can increase physical power, be used as an explosive attack or weapon, make worlds, allow for flight and intersellar distances to be traveled in seconds, warp time and space, and ward off dark spaces and illusions.
Thunder: Grand stars can turn Bowser giant, create rifts in space, control the pull of gravity, create black holes, call down meteors, and generate dark matter, a substance that destroys the space of whatever it touches!
Metroid: But his strongest weapon has to be the Pure Hearts. They act as a counterbalance to the Chaos Heart, and evil source that can destroy the multiverse. They can negate the powers of the Chaos Heart and restore the multiverse as well.
Thunder: And he has…some power-ups. He has a Metal Box that can turn him into Metal Bowser, making him 10 times more heavier and nearly invulnerable. He can make five copies of himself with the Double Cherry, and climb up and walls and gain claws with the Super Bell.
Metroid: He has various transformations as well. He can grow to giant sizes, for one. He also has an undead form known as Dry Bowser, which makes him more resilient and able to throw bones as projectiles. He can also become a castle if he uses a Wonder Flower and merges with a castle, allowing for Spike balls and flaming chain chomps as attacks.
Thunder: If he takes a bath in black paint, Bowser becomes Fury Bowser, which affects the weather, shoot fireballs, launch those spikes on his shell, and throw massive explosive soccer balls! The only downside being that he's a rage filled monster.
Metroid: And when Bowser uses the Dreamy Stone and consumes it, he becomes Dreamy Bowser. Just like the Star Rod, the form can grant any wish, although Mario and Luigi were able to resist his “Erase the Mario Bros.” wish. It can reality warp, duplicate Bowser, conjure enemies, and give his fire attacks a powerful boost.
Thunder: Honestly, this is just the start. Bowser should be comparable to characters who can survive a dimension being destroyed around them, like Wario! And people who can beat up Wario, like Mario. And he take hits from them too! I mean…Bowser can tank Supernova and Black Holes like they're nothing.
Metroid: But with the Dreamy Bowser form, he should be multiversal, or even higher, as the Dreamy Stone is empowered by every dream, with each dream acting as it's own dimension, millions of dreams being dreamed by one individual.
Thunder: And he scales to Calc we did before, where Mario is able to pilot a ship going 27,613,380,812,510,300c! You think with all this, he wouldn't really lose at all…
Metroid: That's where Bowser's biggest flaw comes in; he's incredibly boastful, arrogant, and occasionally even dumb. Half of the time, he only chooses a fight first strategy over anything else.
Thunder: Yeah, there's so many times where he had a clear win but got all “Haha you suck” to his foes that they managed to kick back. But still, even with all these losses, Bowser is persistent as hell!
Metroid: Indeed. No matter how many times he fails, Bowser always makes another plan in order to kidnap the Princess. And he'll keep doing it until he finally succeeds.
Discord brings the chaos![]
Metroid: Long ago, in the magical land of Canterlot, chaos reigned across the land as the Spirit of Disharmony went on a chaotic rampage.
Thunder: At least until the Princess of Sun and Moon decided to turn him to stone with the Elements of Harmony. Surely this meant he was done, right? Hahahahaha-no.
Metroid: Eventually the Elements of Harmony began to weaken, and slowly but surely the being broke free. Discord had come back.
BACKGROUND:
Name: Discord
Age: Prehistoric (Does everyone need to know a Draconequus's age?)
Homeworld: Chaosville
The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony
Also known as Captain Wuzz
A member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders
Fluttershy's biggest simp (I prefer biggest fan, thank you very much!)
Really likes board games
Thunder: This mishmash of creatures was originally a villain to everyone's favorite ponies, but after awhile by hanging with Fluttershy, Discord went from nuisance of a villain to…nuisance of friend.
Metroid: Indeed. Simply put, Discord is not an evil being, but rather the very embodiment of chaos itself.
Thunder: Essentially he's just “Chaos? Yes.” in every possible sense. If he tried to be “Accord”, he'd actually fade away and die.
Metroid: All because he is actually empowered by as much mayhem as possible, and luckily for Discord, he had so many ways.
Thunder: Imagine giving a little kid who's bored a “Create your own game” software….but the game is the actual laws of physics. That's Discord!
Metroid: Discord can manipulate space with ease, allowing him teleportation, reshape his body, and transmute matter. He can mess around with your mind and even erase your memories, control and travel through time, and remove mathematical dimensions turning objects 2D instead of 3D.
Thunder: He's capable of phasing through objects, cloning himself, possession, invisibility, controlling elements, remove powers, telekinesis, petrification, create interdimensional portals, create illusions, regenerate from nothing left, move the sun and moon, tear apart the fabric of reality, and even keep fighting as a spirit! What can't this guy do?
Metroid: Essentially, Discord can do…anything he really thinks of, with no consequences. He's even broken the 4th wall, as he's done stuff such as turned the page of a comic he's in, talked TO the reader, referenced real life beings, and even changed art styles and genres.
Thunder: So…Discord….basically is a God?
Discord: Nah, I wouldn't say that. That's too much!
Metroid: Gah! Where'd you come from?!
Thunder: Holy shoot! ….Huh?
Discord: We can't someone swearing up a storm, right? I would be upset about being here after a certain battle with a Triangle; but after seeing the plans you all have, I can't help but feel eager for this one!
Metroid: Er…glad you are! But may I ask how chaos powers work in person?
Discord: Hmm…alright, let's start with a demonstration!
(Discord snaps his fingers, and…Metroid and Thunder are now humans.)
Metroid: What the?!
Thunder: OH MY GOSH!
Metroid: How do you balance on these sticks you call legs– Oof!
Thunder: THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT! IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT AT ALL!
Discord: And with that, I gave you the showcase! Byeeee!
(With another snap, the hosts are back to normal as Metroid shakes it off, and Thunder is shaking.)
Metroid: At…at least its over.
Thunder: I felt so naked….!
Metroid: Well, uh, let's take our mind off it by discussing something else, huh?
Thunder: GLADLY.
Metroid: Discord isn't just powers, he has access to weapons such as Grogar's Bewitching Bell, which can drain people of their magic and grant it to other.
Thunder: And uh…when Pinkie Pie got his powers, she could have turned the universe into icing! He's literally the top dog of MLP combatants, even the Pony of Shadows, which coulld overrun the existence of an infinite Multiverse, alongside infinite dream worlds and realms between worlds.
Metroid: Which should place Pony of Shadows at infinite speed since it's destroying Infinite Realities. Speaking of speed, Discord once flew from Horsehead Nebula to Equestria, moving so quick he traveled through time.
Thunder: And he's certainly a clever creative guy. But due to his power, he's used to being top-dog and may not take things too seriously at first, which has costed him in the past.
Metroid: The plus size is that Discord can reform, even if his soul is destroyed, even if it takes awhile, so he'll known when to take someone seriously then. So let this be a warning…this Draconequus may be a hero now, but he is still as crazy as he ever was.
Prelude[]
Metroid: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Thunder: It's time for a Death Battle!
Pre-Fight[]
The Mushroom Kingdom was in the darkest hour. Bowser had, somehow, gathered all the items he had gotten in the past. As a result, the heroes were heavily struggling against such an increase in power.
Case in point, Mario and Luigi were launched back, nearly landing on a downed Lady Bow and Bobbery. Despite a grand majority of Mario's allies from throughout his adventures trying to help with this, Bowser proved too great in power to stop.
“GWAHAHAHA! Did you all really think you could stop me now? I'm stronger than before! You chumps couldn't even scratch me!” Bowser gloated, no one else able to even reply from the pain.
Grinning, he approached Mario. “Sorry, Mario. But looks like I'm the winner this time! Now let's start. With the Star Rod, I'll make Peach marry me! And then…”
Sluuuurp
Bowser paused, then looked over to the source of the noise. It belonged to none other than…
“No need for introductions, I'm sure the readers already know who I am.” Discord spoke, before looking to the confused Mario cast. “Go on, go on. Don't mind me.”
Bowser stared a bit, before clearing his throat. “As I was saying, Peach will marry me, and–”
Sluuuuuuuurrrrppp
Bowser gritted his teeth and tried again.
“Peach will marry me–”
SLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPP
Fed up, Bowser turned around and yelled “WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!” before breathing fire onto the Draconequus, whi was engulfed in the flame before comically dropping into a pile of ash.
After a moment of silence, Discord reappeared next to Bowser, his arms crossed. “Well, that was rude of you! I was still drinking that soda, thank you very much!”
Surprised, Bowser quickly asked, “Who the heck are you?!” In response, he got a wide smile from the Draconequus. “Well, I suppose you don't know who I am, so let's get started!”
With a snap of his fingers, the area went from Bowser's castle, to a game show setting, confusing everyone. “It's me! Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, everyone's favorite Draconequus, and the nemesis of a certain yellow triangle!” Soon, the setting went back to normal, and Discord went up to Bowser again.
“And I have a deal with you! Hang on, it's best if it's just you and me…” Discord tapped the ground, and the ground between the heroes and Bowser began to stretch infinitely.
“So, you see Bowser, there's a bit of issue with your plan…” Discord began, writing on a chalkboard. “After you defeat Mario, you were gonna go conquer other places for more power, right?”
“Yeah, what about it?” Bowser asked, as Discord wrote. “Divide the parimeter, carry the one…there.” Discord showed a near perfect drawing of Equestria.
“That would include Equestria. Which is a problem, as I have a certain friend there who I would NOT want to be sad. Surely you understand?” Discord spoke, before Bowser grabbed him by the throat and reeled him in.
“So what? That place has great magic! I don't care if someone gets sad over it!” Bowser declared, before seeing Discord phase through his grip.
“So I suppose you don't want the sweets I was gonna give, did you?” Discord replied, with Bowser raising an eyebrow. “Sweets? The heck are you talking about?”
A pink cotton candy cloud suddenly materialized above Bowser, and shortly after, he found himself being drenched in chocolate milk, causing Discord to laugh at the prank. Shortly after, Bowser stormed out after him.
“Come here, you little…!” Bowser yelled as Discord flew off. “You're gonna have to catch me first!’
Fight[]
Bowser rampaged after Discord, the Embodiment of Chaos laughing as he leaned calmly in air while grinning to his adversary. “Awww, does the little Koopa have trouble keeping up?”
“Shut up! Let me pound you already!” Bowser yelled, as Discord chuckled. “Oh, I got another idea involving pounds!”
Suddenly, Bowser found a giant pound cake (not the Pony) appearing in front of him slamming into it. After that, he looked up to see a giant popsicle about to land onto him. “Oh come on!”
A crash was hard, and Discord chuckled…before flames busted out of the icy treat as Bowser came out rampaging again. This time, he pulled out several hammers and threw them at the airborne Draconequus.
Discord grinned and redirected them with telekinesis, Bowser pausing to shield himself from the barrage. When he was done, he looked up to see Discord…yawning.
“You know, you aren't really putting up much of a show for our dear readers.” Discord spoke, before looking to…the reader. “You came here for a battle, right?”
“I dunno who you're talking to or what you mean…” Bowser began, before clenching a fist. “But I am gonna kick your skinny butt to the curb!”
Discord then found himself being teleported to Bowser, who then punched him in the chest, the Draconequus letting out a “Oof!” as he got launched back.
Shaking it off, Discord response by creating a Boxing Glove out of thin air…then having it propel at Bowser. The Koopa began to box with the glove, as Discord flew behind him. “And a one, two…” He said, pulling out a baseball bat out of thin air. “Three!”
The bat was swung, but Bowser was able to see before he ducked, Discord taking out the boxing glove instead. Afterwards, Bowser pulled out his spiked Baseball Bat.
The Koopa King swung his bat against Discord, who blocked with his own. “You know, I doubt a baseball bat with spikes is the best option for the sport!”
“I don't care, weirdo!” Bowser retorted before breathing fire at Discord…who waved his hand and redirected it to a nearby Dry Bones. “Oops.”
The distraction was all Bowser needed to overpower Discord's bat and perform a sliding punch, Discord being launched up. After wards, Bowser leaped up to be above Discord and performed a ground pound.
As a result, Discord was dragged down, the impact of Bowser's bottom causing an electrical shockwave. After the combo, Bowser got up to see Discord reduced to a colorful splat on the ground.
“GWAHAHAHA! Tough luck, chump!” Bowser declared, as Discord…stood next to him?” “Yeesh. Wouldn't wanna be that guy.”
Bowser was startled by the sudden appearance, and didn't have time to react before he was grabbed by the tail and spun around.
Unlike Mario, however, Discord did it with one hand, as if Bowser was a flail. Afterwards, he let go, Bowser being launched into the sky with a comical scream.
Soon, above the clouds, Bowser found himself being grabbed by the face, Discord somehow being there…before throwing him to another Discord, then to another…and another.
“You keep him!” The Discords kept saying, as Bowser got fed up and breathed fireballs, all hitting their mark. Grinning, Bowser charged his way back to the ground, just for another Discord to appear, reel his hand back…
And spike Bowser down like a volleyball. The impact caused a Crater, and Bowser grunted as he stood up, taking out some Drumsticks and eating them, healing as Discord slowly floated down.
“Had enough?” Discord asked, as Bowser stood tall. “As if! I'm ready to kick your tail to the curb!”
“I kinda expected that response. Oh well!” Discord said, before snapping his fingers…and Bowser found himself falling upwards.
Bowser yelped, but quickly spotted his Koopa Clown Car nearby and landed right into it, grinning. Discord flew up to him, with gravity being flipped around wildly, sending multiple things into the air.
“Yoohoo! I'm over here!” Discord cheered, as Bowser gritted his teeth and pressed a button in the Clown Car, firing out several Bullet Bills out to the Spirit of Chaos, who laughed laughed and created a bow and arrow out of thin air…then fired at the Bullet Bills, the arrows causing them to comically land and explode on the lava floor below.
What Discord didn't see, was the laser cannon Bowser activated, the beam firing at Discord, who dodged just barely. “Hah! Can't aim for the life of you, can you–”
The eyes of the Kooopa Clown Car flashed, and Discord was turned to stone. Bowser laughed…until Discord popped back away. “Egh. Still not a fan of being stoned.”
Bowser grunted, before Discord flew up faster than he can react and tapped the Koopa Clown Car…and suddenly it was a 2D, like cardboard cutout, causing Bowser to fall down as Discord watched him plummet, but Bowser quickly shifted gravity to normal, a giant dust cloud appearing from where Bowser had landed.
After a moment of silence, a pair of flaming boomerangs came his way, Discord quickly detaching his head to dodge both coming at him and returning back.
“Hahah! Missed me!” Discord taunted, just for Bowser, tucked into his shell and performing a battering ram attack, to hit Discord and send him flying back.
“Gotcha now, ya weird dragon thing!” Bowser declared as he kept the ram going. Blinking, Discord grabbed the air…and ripped a hole in reality that Bowser went into, Discord following right after.
In it, Bowser found himself sliding across a weird palace, and then Discord followed, dribbling the shell like a basketball, waving to two cat and mouse thieves who briefly paused their own fight to stare in confusion at the sight.
Discord quickly opened another hole in reality, now in a jungle where treasure laid and treasure hunters were searching. Bowser landed, and pulled out an actual gun on Discord.
“Ah, ah, ah!” Discord snapped his finger and the gun became a cork gun. Discord, now dressed as Masahiro Sakurai, simply stated this familiar word:
“This is for good boys and girls only!” Confused but also frustrated, Bowser discarded the toy and tackled Discord, the clothes flying off as a giant dust cloud appeared, the two struggling against each other for a bit.
At least until they reached the top of a volcano, and fell in. Discord quickly shoved Bowser off, and flew out as the Koopa King fell into the lava, which made a loud splash from the impact.
“Having fun in the jacuzzi, I see!” Discord joked, before out leaped Bowser…as Dry Bowser. With a violent charge, he punched Discord up, before breathing blue flames onto the Draconequus.
Afterwards, he extended his claws and slashed Discord in half…just for the Draconequus to recover his lower end and reattach it. “Well, anything else, you wanna try, Koopa King?”
“Yeah, how about this for size?” Bowser retorted, before whistling as a bunch of Boos arrived, doing scary faces to Discord…who barely reacted to it at all. “Wow, how scary, right?” Discord asked…you, as if the sight was uninteresting, before slapping the Boos away.
However, he would find that Bowser was casting a spell, and was promptly transformed into…an apple. Dry Bowser grinned and approached, ready to step on it…before Discord reformed himself, and…flicked Bowser in the nose.
“Tag! You're it!” Discord teased as he flew off, Bowser angrily giving chase. Discord snapped his fingers and went through a interdimensional portals via a finger snap, and Bowser followed…
Akatsuki Vs. Captain America by Bigshark81913[]
...Into a Subway, where Discord paused, and held a hand out, making the boney Dry Bowser halt his advance. “Huh. Didn't expect this actually.”
“What the– where are we? New Donk City or something?” Bowser questioned, as Discord chuckled. ‘No, I just brought us to another fight on this website. My bad! Let me just make another portal and–”
Nearby, a ton of rubble bursted open, forcing the two to duck and shield themselves. After a bit, they looked over to see Captain America fighting Akatsuki.
It was clear that Akatsuki was pissed to see Captain America alive, and crushed a device in his hand in anger. “Just stay the hell down.”
Cap would laughed and put his shield to his chest. “Language!” Before the fight could get going further, Discord quickly spoke. “Yeah! What if kids are reading this?”
The two soldiers looked at each other, and both were bewildered to see the two others. Well, Akatsuki was, but Cap was more confused. “May I help you?”
Quickly taking advantage of the situation, Discord put on a more panicked tone. “Oh, please help me! This bone monster wants to the over both America AND Japan!”
“Wait, what?!” Bowser declared, before running his chin. “Dunno where those places are, but if it helps me get Peach…”
“See?” Discord said, hoping that his acting was good enough to fool the two….and thanks to Bowser's comment he did.
“So one chooses to attack my country?” Akatsuki spoke, before he rushed forth and struck Bowser in the chest with a electric fist, sending the Koopa flying into a subway wall.
Bowser looked up, and saw Discord pulling some concrete pieces towards Cap, who nodded and struck them towards the Koopa. Bowser responded by punching each one, and then retaliated by throwing a bunch of bones towards the unexpected trio.
“Dodge if you can!” Discord tipped, and thus the team began dodging said bones. “You control electricity right?” Discord asked, with Akatsuki nodding. “Well, let's just…”
Spinning his hand, large gusts of wind appeared, making a windstorm. Akatsuki then created electrical currents that launched towards Bowser. Gritting his teeth, Bowser smacked the lightning back, but Cap was quick to jump in front of Akatsuki to prevent any damage going to Prototyp 1. Cap looked back to Akatsuki, saying “We may have not seen eye to eye earlier, but I won't let a fellow solider die.”
However, Bowser was quick to cast Bowser Curse onto the two, leaving them barely able to move. Afterwards, Bowser created several dark energy orbs before throwing them at them. “Heads up!”
The two soldiers attempted to shield, but the movement limitations made it hard. Luckily for them, Discord was ready and pulled them out to safety. “No need to thank me. Anyways…” He snapped his fingers, undoing the curse. “Have at him!”
All three launched different projectiles, Akatsuki sent out a beam of energy from the implanted Blitz Motor, Cap scraped his shield against the ceiling to build kinetic energy before throwing it, and Discord launched a laser of…icing. Bowser widened his eyes as he was engulfed…
…Or so it would seem, as he merely teleported behind them just in time. Thinking quick, Akatsuki created a forcefield that made the punch Bowser went for fail. Afterwards, he was thrown forwards as he yelled “Kabuto Wari!” And performed a powerful axe kick to send Bowser down. Afterwards, Steve held his shield and uppercutted with it. “Your turn!” Cap yelled to Discord, who flew up, and…threw a dice block.
“Oops, snakes.” He teased as snakes appeared on Bowser and started biting him. Bowser growled, and did a spin jump to launch them off before pulling out a Chain Chomp and spinning it before throwing.
Akatsuki began to run forth, and charged up fast to perform Õka, hitting Bowser once…then the afterimages hit him too. After a bit, Bowser got fed up. “Alright, that's it!”
He breathed fire, Discord quickly grabbing the two soldiers and allowing then to phase through the flames. Once they were safe, they all realized the subway was ablaze and on the verge of collapsing.
Realizing this, Discord quickly threw the two up through a hole to the surface. “You guys make up, I'll deal with the boney fellow!” Discord said, before Bowser grabbed him (making a squeaky toy sound) and threw him through a portal he made…and followed.
Titanus Kraken Vs. Titanus Tiamat by Naganadel King of the Stars[]
The portal led them to the sea, near a destroyed Cuba. Discord was tackled into the water by Bowser, and both began plummeting to the depths. The Draconequus looked around, before teleporting to the surface.
“Another cameo fight?” Discord noted. “Just need to remember this one…” As he went into deep thought, Bowser, now growing giant, slowly appeared behind him, thunder echoing as Discord snapped out of his thought process.
“Why does this feel somewhat familiar–”
Bowser inhaled and Discord was sucked into his mouth and swallowed. “Heh! Good luck inside there, loser!”
Discord merely teleported out, and grew in size to match Bowser, looking annoyed. “Okay, we are NOT going to appeal to THAT part of our fanbases. Understood?”
Bowser just threw a spiked ball into his face, making Discord stumble and fall into the ocean…then pop back, holding both Titanus Kraken and Titanus Tiamat. “Oh! Now I remember which fight this was!”
Discord threw them at Bowser, and the Kaijus started roaring at Discord for interrupting their brawl. “Hmm…we don't really fit the art style this fight has.” Discord muttered, before snapping his fingers.
The art style shifted to match that of Paper Mario, and notably confused the three others in the match. “Nah, too flat.”
Another snap, and the art style changed to that of G1 My Little Pony. “Too old-school.”
Yet another snap, and the art style resembled a certain CDI game. “Yeah, no.”
Finally, the last snap made an art style that gave somewhat defined details to Bowser and Discord, but also toned down the detail on both Kaijus. “Alright! Now where were we–”
Tiamat body slammed Discord, who got flung back with a comical “Ow!” as Bowser found himself being stung by Kraken tentacles. “Yowch! Watch it, you dumb Blooper!”
Discord looked towards Tiamat, who was aiming to bite at his neck, but he countered by cramming a giant pie slice in her mouth. “If you're hungry I got a lot more where that came from!”
Bowser meanwhile, was being squeezed by the Kraken, who was angry at being called “Dumb”. Bowser grunted, before he teleported and bit down on the Kraken.
The Kraken stumbled, bumping into Discord. This distracted the Draconequus long enough for Tiamat to wrap around him. Being squeezed, Discord yelped…then sighed. “Ah, that got a scratch I couldn't reach. Think you go a little higher?”
The Tiamat squeezed harder, making Discord pop into confetti. After a few seconds, Discord reappeared from a rip in the fabric of reality. “Hello good madam!”
In response Tiamat opened a Venom hood and spray out a blinding white that Discord weaved over. Bowser was restraining the Kraken's tentacles, and saw Discord flying around and threw him towards the Draconequus.
The Draconequus grinned as he threw the squid down onto Tiamat. Bowser went up and called down lightning strikes, hitting everyone in the field. Then shortly after, the two Kaijus grabbed the two goofy fighters and dragged them underwater.
After a bit, a underwater scuffle occurred, Bowser swiped his claws and threw a few spiked barrels, but they all missed as the Kraken attacked everyone with his toxins.
Tiamat began to charge an electrical laser, which Discord quickly responded by trying to manipulate it…
It ended up making the electricity explode outward, covering everyone in soot before they passed out…then the screen zooms out to show a TV with a game console connected to it, all four having been playing a game…although the Kaijus were a little confused.
“You wanna take this somewhere else? I feel being giant for awhile is gonna get dull.” Discord commented, as Bowser put some thought into it. “Y'know what? Sure. Hope wherever we go next is dry.”
With that Discord made another portal and two began to leave…but not before quickly telling Tiamat “If Ghidorah has to fight Deathwing, let him know he has my vote!”
Soon it was just the two Kaijus, who lost the urge to fight from the sheer confusion of the new arrivals.
Mettaton vs The Noise by Godzillafan8889[]
This portal led them to a bunch of smoke, making the two cough. After a bit, Bowser shoved Discord aside.
Before Discord could make w dry comment, he heard a voice nearby. “You really are a rude co-star…very well then.”
Bowser and Discord looked around, but the Draconequus could have sworn he heard that very specific line before…
“I'll make your last living moments…” The voice spoke, before a light appeared, clearing the smoke and allowing both fighters to see the one who owned the voice.
“ABSOLUTELY beautiful!” It was Mettaton EX! The crowd began to cheer, before pausing at the sudden arrivals.
“Whoa whoa whoa! What's with the new guys showing up?” A certain ringmaster said as Discord sheepishly waved to a duplicate of his in the crowd. “Sorry, we were passing through. We'll take a leave–” Bowser threw a spiked link into his face, making the crowd gasp…then cheer at the site. Discord simply frowned. “Or maybe we can make this a tag team…”
With a snap of his fingers, a nearby event banner went from “Glamorous Hot Stuff” to “Glamorous Hot Chaos”, making the crowd grow interested. “Alright, Theo, you're with me!” Discord declared as he flew next to The Noise. “That's The Noise to you! And you better not mess up my spotlight!”
Bowser grunted and pointed at Mettaton. “You're with me, robo boy!” Mettaton smiled, as he struck another pose, causing the crowd to cheer again. “If you say so! Make sure to give the crowd a show~”
The two teams stared each other down, then Mettaton made constructs resembling his new legs, launching them at The Noise and Discord, as Bowser tossed and kicked a bunch of Soccer Ball Bombs. The Noise pulled out a skateboard and bat and Discord summoned a toy hammer and pat it against his palm.
With a bell ring, the chaotic duo went through the barrage of projectiles, Discord swung the hammer around, swatting boxes, bombs and soccer balls away. The Noise on the other hand, skateboard his way through the chaos, and stylishly dodged them all.
Mettaton took a glance at the rating glyph that on the side, and his eye nearly bugged out. The rating were expected to skyrocket…but they were unbelievably high the moment these two showed up!
Bowser grinned and whistled, a few Goombas running in as he lit them ablaze, then they charged at The Noise. Theodore was quick to Smack them down with his bat, and grinned at Bowser…before seeing him being rocketed at him by a bunch of Shy Guys. “Holy shi–”
The impact launched The Noise against against bouncy walls and sent him everywhere, as Discord went up to Mettaton. “Well, this certainly isn't how I expected my day to be going.” Discord spoke up.
“Indeed, but I do love the rating you all gave me! You deserve an award for it~” Mettaton spoke, as several miniature versions of him floated down, blowing hearts at Discord.
“Oh! We're live you say?” Discord asked, before flying to one of the cameras, going “Hey Fluttershy! I'm on TV! You see me?”
In fact, it wasn't just that camera. Multiple duplicates of Discord were going to the cameras, chanting the same thing. Mettaton grunted in bewilderment, but snapped out of it as a gunshot rung out.
The Noise was firing bullets! In fact, Bowser was forced to hide in his shell to avoid damage, before he spun about and rammed into Theodore. Using the fact his two targets were distracted, Mettaton had a Disco Ball descend from the ceiling.
Theo quickly shoved Bowser off, and when he was out of the shell, found the Noise enlarging his head and biting onto him. A comical squeal was hard as Bowser got swung around in the mouth.
Luckily for the Koopa, his plight ended when one of the lasers that the Disco Ball was firing hit The Noise, making him screech and letting go of the King. Discord on the other hand, saw this, and went invisible.
Lasers, arm constructs, bombs, fire breaths and Koopa minions, so many things were flying around wildly, making the crowd nearby stare in awe and excitement. The Noise went up to Bowser and fired his revolver, a Boxing Glove striking Bowser right in the face, before Bowser returned the favor and punched him with his actual fist.
As Mettaton kept the constructs going, he didn't notice that the Disco Ball was getting loose…before it was dropped, causing it to crack. Later confused, Mettaton approached…then found himself being grabbed by Discord who began to…do a tango with him.
“What the?!” Mettaton only had time to voice confusion as the dance went on, Discord causing the crowd to laugh, before he spun Mettaton towards Bowser causing them to fall over.
The Noise, believing the two had fallen, began to cheer and dance. Little did he know, the two were slowly getting up, Mettaton's eye glew ominously as Bowser began to flare up.
A bomb and heart hit The Noise in the back, knocking him to the edge with a yell. Bowser attempted to follow up, but Discord grabbed him and pulled him into a noogie, making Bowser try to wrestle out of him.
As the Noise looked to the VIP section, he heard Mettaton speak up. “I see how it is. You think acting like a rude, stuck up snob will get you attention, Theodore?”
The gremlin shakily turned around as Mettaton came closer. "I'm afraid that isn't what the people want. Trust me, as someone with experience, what the crowd always desires from a star is...PRESENTATION!"
As the Noise steeled himself for the rest of the projectiles, getting his skateboard ready, Discord looked at Bowser, beginning to frown. "Honestly, I expected more fun from this, but...you're frankly too predictable." Discord taunted, making Bowser grit his teeth. "Even Bill was more fun than you. Oh, hey Bill." The Draconequus waved to the annoyed Cipher.
"Predictable, huh?" Bowser grunted, before pulling out a Wonder Flower. "How's this for predictable?!"
As Mettaton launched the projectiles at The Noise, who barreled towards the audience, Bowser activated the Wonder Flower.
Outside the Pizza Tower, all was quiet...until with a flash, the tower was gone and Bowser was now a giant castle!
The audience fell, with some being caught by the ones who could fly. The ones who could not and weren't caught were thankfully rescued by Discord turning the ground below them into a softer flooring.
The Noise quickly put on jetpack as he saw Mettaton glowing again. Discord quickly flew up to him. "Say, uh, wanna split now? I don't wanna ruin your finale."
The Noise stared, before shrugging. "Eh, works for me, buddy ol pal--" He was tackled by the flying Mettaton Neo, as Discord flew into Bowser.
"Now is that Koopa?" Discord wondered, before a shadow loomed over him. Looking up, he saw Bowser in his castle form. "BWAHAHAHAH! Think you can take on a full on castle?!"
Discord instead smirked. "Why, yes I do. Because unlike Mario..."
He flew to the face, as Bowser launched a few projectiles. Discord weaved around each one and hit the face on a tune of a beat, making Bowser reveal a switch. "...I actually always have flight available!"
Quickly pressing it, a bright light occurred as the Castle Form exploded, leaving nothing of both fighters....
Salem vs. Salem by Scarecrow640[]
Or so it seemed, as in reality the two somehow warped to yet another battle on the wiki. Getting up, holding their heads, Bowser and Discord looked around to see themselves in a...castle.
"Huh. Not a bad place, actually." Bowser commented as Discord threw a hand quite literally aside. "Eh, a little too dreary for my tastes.
Regrowing his hand, the two noticed energy balls flying their way as a cat ran by, making the two the two comically weave as the cat jumped to the windowsill just to see creatures below. "Okay, not that way."
The cat leaped back, landing on Discord's face, who pulled him off. "Now who are you, little kitten?" Discord asked, his newfound animal side showing.
"Oh, hey. Name's Salem." The cat said, making Discord chuckle. "Well, what seems to be the issue then?"
"What is the meaning of this?!" A voice rung out, and the three turned to see a girl with pale white skin. "Whoa, hold on! We just showed up by accident here." Bowser spoke. "What's your issue?"
She pointed at Salem, who Discord petted. "That thing made a mockery of me after breaking in! I want nothing more than to kill it!"
"It's called a cat. Seriously, do you not know what animals are?" Discord snarked, as Bowser was agap. "Someone broke into your castle and made a joke?! Why I oughta...alright, lady! I'm helping you!" Bowser declared, before pausing. "So uh...what's your name?"
"...Fine. My name, is Salem." She stated. After a bit of a long pause, both Dragon-Likes said this.
"Wait, you're BOTH named Salem?"
Ignoring that, Salem fired some electricity at Salem, who Discord held onto and teleported safely.
"Hm. This'll be tricky to write if you two share the same name." Discord spoke, prompting Salem to look up. "Whoa, you can break the 4th wall too?"
"Yeah! In fact, it's kind of my hobby." Discord declared, before thinking. "Hmm, what if we differ you two by calling you "Salem the Cat", for the reader's sake?"
"Sounds good to me-- watch out!" Salem the Cat warned as Discord saw a Bom-Omb be thrown his way, but sadly didn't dodged and was blown back. The Spirit of Chaos shield the cat, and the feline leaped out and pulled out an electric screwdriver.
"Lady, you got some screws loose!" Salem the Cat said as he leaped at Salem, but Bowser was quick to swat him away. "Alright, let's make this easy!" Bowser declared, pulling out the Star Rod.
"Ah, Paper Mario stuff. Quite the controversial choice." Discord commented on, as Bowser coated himself and Salem in a rainbow energy. "Let's see you twerps do anything now!"
Salem the Cat did it again, and began spinning the screwdriver. However, unlike the original story, Bowser's Star Rod made Salem ignored the scratches to the face and she just blasted him away.
"Okay, that might be a problem." Discord noted. "So uh, Big Guy, any plans?" Salem the Cat asked. "Well, maybe we need to get that Rod out of his hand..."
A Shadow Hand suddenly grabbed Discord, making a cute rubber chicken sound and dragging him against a wall. After a bit, Salem dragged him in a burnt him with flames, burning him to ashes.
Luckily for the Draconequus, his Spirit was able to keep going. "Alright, thanks for making this next part easy." Discord joked before flying to Bowser and possessing him. He chuckled, getting ready to make him wish for no more invincibility, just to find that...it wasn't reacting to him.
"Huh. That's not good." Discord noted, realizing that Bowser was actually unaffected by possession. Bowser took this chance to throw a Spiked Link at Salem the Cat, who leaped away and began running.
"Gotta keep them distracted for whatever that dragon dude has in mind." Salem the Cat muttered, jumping off a Shadow Hand and ejecting his claws.
Sadly, the slash didn't do squat, as the Star Rod still empowered the two. Salem and Bowser began launching flames at Salem the Cat, resulting in a explosion that rocked the castle.
After a bit, Discord left Bowser's body, seeing there was no reason if he couldn't control him. The smoke cleared, and all they saw was nothing.
"Hah, alright! We got the cat!" Bowser cheered as Salem seemed....weary. "Do not celebrate yet...I can tell this is far from over."
Discord looked around and saw a nearby cream, and grinned. "Well, there's an idea!" The Draconequus said, turning invisible again and leaving the two awaiting anymore attacks.
Instead Bowser felt something sprinkle on him, and saw a giant pepper shaker above him. Before he could question it, he felt the urge to sneeze, and did so, loosening his grip on the Star Rod.
This led to Discord grabbing it and tossing the Star Rod to Salem the Cat. "Go on, wish for them to not be invincible!"
"Okay then, I wish for...that." The feline spoke, and the slight rainbow glow disappeared. "Hey, give that back!" Bowser yelled, as he charged, just for Discord to ram into him with a anvil.
"Enough of these games!" Salem yelled, sending forth some Grimm Water and launching it towards the cat. "AH! I WON'T TAKE A BATH!"
The car ran from the water, sliding under Bowser who turned around and was engulfed. Luckily, he had a ring that protected him from instant death, which made him laugh.
The water got close to Salem the Cat, but Discord quickly mimicked Waterbending via manipulating it up. "Let's make this a little less lethal, shall we?"
Discord transformed the water into black paint, and tossed it onto Bowser. "Seems someone had a painting mishap!" Discord laughed, before noticing that Bowser was...uncharacteristically silent.
"Uh, Bowser? Something the matter?" Discord asked, before he began to grow in size and soon burst through the castle. Discord blinked, then looked at the two others. "Okay, that's on me."
Before long, Salem charged at him, but Discord simply finger flicked her away into the sky. "I believe we part ways now, my feline friend!" Discord spoked, using the Star Rod. "I wish we go somewhere else for now!"
With that, the two were warped away, leaving Salem the Cat to stare silently. "Well...that was something."
"SAAAALLLEEEEEEM!" The feline leaped at those words from his owner. "Well, gotta go!"
Saitama Vs. Azusa Aizawa by Cipher013[]
In the depths of space, the two dragon-likes popped in, and Discord surveyed the area. "A lot of space battles, so I have no clue which one this is, honestly."
Instead of a reply, the now Fury Bowser slashed at Discord, knocking him to the moon of a unknown planet. Grunting, Discord stood up again. "Deciding to drop the banter, I see."
Feeling a shockwave, the Spirit of Chaos looked aside to see someone barreling towards where he was, making him float to the side to avoid impact. Looking closely, he put two and two together.
"Oh, this one! I love the ending of this one!" Discord cheered before Bowser roared, getting the attention of the man who fell: Saitama.
"Huh. Another monster from space?" He questioned, as Discord waved his hands. "Well, not me. But that guy needs to go, he's been...terrorizing the stars for awhile."
"Alright. Anything to get that fight between me and the Witch uninterrupted." Saitama said, just as Azusa Aizawa made her arrival.
"Wha-- what the heck is that thing?!" Azusa said, pointing at Fury Bowser who was about to claw down, just for Saitama to stop him with a single punch....but only for stunning him.
Leaping up, the Fury Koopa unleashed a volley of fireballs, causing the three to look and prepare counters. Azusa had a magic circle appear as she yelled "Freeze Everything Solid!", create a large blanket of snow that put out the fireballs in her way.
Saitama on the other hand, leaped up and punched the flames, dispersing them with the sheer wind pressure. Meanwhile Discord...summoned a giant fire extinguisher and put them out.
Bowser simply punched them through the moon, launching them down to the planet. Discord let out a grumble as he stood, quickly snapping his fingers to give Saitama a new costume, before flying up and seeing Bowser land down, the weather becoming more stormy.
"We should probably settle this fast..." Discord noted, before seeing Azusa turn giant and slug Bowser with a Black Flame fueled punch, sending into a nearby mountain. After a bit, out came...a barrage of spikes fires from his shell.
Discord weaved around in surprise as Saitama began to do Consecutive Serious Side Hops to evade. Azusa set up a barrier, barely holding out against Bowser's spikes. After a bit, the giant dark Koopa leaped out, ready to slash Azusa's barrier, but Saitama's afterimages began to surround him as he performed the Omnidirectional Serious Punch, the blow making Bowser skid back, before he breathed fire, covering the area in flames.
The trio were covered in burns, but Discord was quick to heal his allies, and Azusa casted multiple Haja Energy Balls to hit Bowser, with him returning the favor with some giant explosive soccer balls. Discord went in and kicked them like an actual ball, sending them back at Bowser and making a giant blast.
After a bit, Bowser charged out, reeling a fist back as he charged at Azusa. Both Discord and Saitama flew up (well Saitama leaped up) before Discord said "Let's go all out on him! Feel we'll need it!"
And with that, it happened. Saitama's fist reeled back, steam emanating off it.
壊れた限界
Broken Limits
Azusa imbued her fist with God tier energy, and charged with it.
Maxed レベル い
Maxed Levels
Bowser went for a slash that began to be covered in flames.
ピュアフューリー
Pure Fury
Discord simply went for a casual palm strike.
無制限のカオス
Unrestrained Chaos
The second the blows connected, reality warped insanely, before a hole in it exploded, Discord and Bowser falling through it, Black Paint burning off Bowser.
Bowser fell and hit the seemingly invisible ground, grunting, as Discord floated down…as a spirit.
“Well, this won't do. Lemme just fix this a bit…” Discord grunted, creating a new physical body. “So, you ready to call it quits? I'd much rather be able to just go home and leave you with just some embarrassing memories.”
Bowser scowled, then grinned. “Not yet! I'm not about to lose when I had everything going well! I had Mario at the bottom until you showed up!”
“Sheesh, you really ARE as stubborn as they say.” Discord dryly commented, before seeing Bowser pull out one last trick; a rainbow colored stone. “Hold on, what are you–”
“You got your tricks, dragon dude…” Bowser said to which Discord said “It's Draconequus, actually.” in reply. “But I don't think you got an answer to this!”
And then Bowser ATE the stone. Shortly after, he glowed brightly and began to grow in size, forcing Discord to shield his eyes, until the brightness was gone. After a bit the Draconequus took a glance, and looked amazed.
“Well isn't that something.”
Bowser had become Dreamy Bowser. Now at the highest peak he had, the now godly Koopa King began to summon all of his minions to go after Discord. “GET HIM! MAKE HIM REGRET EVEN FACING ME!”
The minions surrounded Discord, who began to try and weave around them. It was pretty easy….until he was hit in the back by a Koopa shell that knocked him down, resulting in him being dog piled by every single one there.
“Heheh…heh…not bad Koopa King! What's your next plan then? Kick me hard?” Discord taunted, just for Bowser to yell this.
“Now…I wish for you to DISAPPEAR!” Bowser bellowed, his voice alone shaking and warping the area they were in. Discord chuckled, before he realized what he heard. “Wait, did you just say–”
And with that, a flash occurred…and Discord was gone. Bowser grinned and laughed loudly, victory claimed. “Alright, now let's get back to the plan! Let's return to the Mushroom Kingdom and make Peach mine!”
The minions cheered, as Bowser took in all the praise. Finally, nothing could stop him now!
…But then, the cheering abruptly came to a halt. Bowser blinked then looked down to see that his minions were…frozen in place? In fact, everything around him seemed frozen in place. “The heck? Did I do this? Eh, should be quick to fix–”
“Oh, it wasn't you.”
Bowser paused, recognizing the voice, and gritted his teeth. “You?! How are you still around?! I made you disappear!” After a bit, the voice continued. “Yeah, you did. But as the Spirit of Chaos, I don't exactly STAY down for long, as long as Chaos exists.”
Soon, Discord reappeared…but he seemed more pissed than before. “You're gonna wish you didn't come back!” Bowser yelled, just for Discord to restrain him telekinesis and throw him to the floor.
“Y'know, I WAS gonna just leave this with you just being embarrassed at your peak. I do hate following the rules of others, after all.” Discord said, with Bowser glaring at him. “What, you angry I erased you for a bit?”
“It wasn't for a bit, it took awhile to recover. And once I saw what you did…especially especially to my dear friend…” Discord, sounding more angry, got closer. “Well, I don't think I can let you be with a slap..on the wrist.”
“What are you talking about…?” Bowser questioned, as Discord smirked. “Funny how time travel works, huh?”
Breaking out of the binds, Bowser summoned a giant moon-like structure and brought it down. Discord sighed and snapped his fingers, turning it into confetti. “And frankly, your skills at altering reality are subpar at best. I could do what you do, and then some.”
“Why you…!” Bowser growled, before summong out…the Pure Hearts. “You're all Chaos huh? Let's see you come back from this!”
Discord saw the Pure Hearts getting ready to work, so he made a quick move; he moved at speeds Discord couldn't comprehend and swatted them into the distance.
“Now that that's out of the way…” Discord muttered, before he flew to Bowser and pull out Grogar's Bewitching Bell. “I believe it's time for this little game of ours to end.”
He went on to the Dreamy Stone and sucked out all the magical energy it had, leaving Bowser back to base. Coughing up the stone, Bowser looked at Discord, who was clearly ready to end the battle.
“Think it's time we said goodbye. See ya, Bowser!” Discord spoke…before Bowser grinned and pulled out the item Earlier Times. “Hah, not yet!”
With it activated, Bowser looked around as everything around him began to reverse. Away from the climax, away from the cameos, away from all the fighting…until they reached the start.
“So I suppose you don't want the sweets I was gonna give, did you?” Discord replied, with Bowser beginning to grin, and reaching forth…just for Discord to dodge, now scowling.
“Really? Time traveling as well?” Discord quipped. “Not very creative are you?”
Bowser blinked. “Wait a sec, YOU KNEW?! How?!” Discord simply scratched his nails together. “Yep! I'm not like the others, y'know.”
Bowser quickly grabbed him by the waist and was ready to pummel again. “Well you should've used to chance to run off, scrawny!”
“Well, you know what I think?” Discord asked, making Bowser raise eyebrow. “I think you should have gone for the head.”
With a snap of his fingers, nothing seemed to happen…until Bowser felt like he has less of a tail. Looking back, his eyes widened as he saw his tail begin to fade to dust…and it was slowly coming to his body!
Discord phased through the grip and kicked Bowser away, and watched as Bowser rushed to him. “Hang on, can't you stop this–”
“Nope! You went too far, from what I saw. Maybe in the next life, Koopa King.” Discord spoke, as Bowser reached at out for him…
…And by the time his hand was close to Discord, he finally faded to dust that scattered with the wind. After a bit, Discord sighed.
“Well, that was annoying. At least it's finally over.” Discord spoke, before glancing to the camera. “And before you ask, his soul's fine. I just erased his body.” Discord said, before pulling out the items Bowser had acquired. “Well, time to return these and go home!”
Results[]
Winner Screen: Discord is seen returning to Equestria, where he gets back to Fluttershy. She asks where he went, and after a half truth of a reply, both get ready for a tea party…but not before he winks to the camera.
Loser Screen: Mario and Co. find all the items Bowser stole or took warped back to them. While they willingly take it, they can't help but wonder what the creature did to Bowser…
Thunder: So uh….THAT was a lot to take in…
Metroid: Yeah…let's be thorough with this analysis. Both Bowser and Discord shared many different abilities and countered or immune to certain abilities.
Thunder: Both can reality warp, for one. Discord can't be mind messed with while possessing Bowser doesn't do much.
Metroid: Bowser time traveling won't matter since Discord is unaffected by temporal alterations, and while Bowser is he can time travel to stop Discord. Both can teleport and duplicate, and Koopa Clown Car's petrification wouldn't last long on Discord.
Thunder: Bowser has a ring that prevents him from the affects of transmutation, and Discord can reshape his body at will. Both can escape from being sealed, Power Stars can ward of Discord's illusions, and both have multiple ways you instantly kill the other!
Metroid: But once you look into it, the advantages for Discord were greater than Bowser's in every way. For instance, Bowser's ability to reality warp was more limited than Discord's own, and even with the Star Rod or Dreamy Stone, Discord could do the same without needing a specific item.
Thunder: And frankly Discord was just way more creative with said reality warping. Bowser uses it solely to become invulnerable, get stronger, or heal, with some transmutation here and there. Meanwhile Discord can alter the laws of physics or even mess with the medium he's in!
Metroid: Of course, Bowser did have a few advantages. For instance, he's more used to actual fights while Discord is more of a trickster who doesn't really battle.
Thunder: And Bowser actually had a arsenal, while Discord only had the Bewitching Bell. But really, that was all he had going for him.
Metroid: When it came to stats, both were immensely powerful. While at first, Bowser would be lower, only being at universal, stuff such as the Pure Hearts and the Dreamy Stone could put him at the same level as Discord.
Thunder: So both are around infinitely multuversal, but technically Bowser's arguments don't hold as much weight compared to Discord's more clear cut ones. But even then, there are layers to this whole shabang.
Metroid: If we go with Multi+ for Bowser, we can get an estimate. There is a infinite multiverse, yes, and the dream worlds from each one. So that's infinity times two, all things considered.
Thunder: But for Discord, the My Little Pony cosmology has more to give! There's the Infinite Multiverse, alongside Dream Worlds, and the realms in between! Discord would be stronger, since his infinity is three times bigger!
Metroid: And there's also the Transformers crossover in the comics that may actually be canon, granting them the insane Transformers cosmology. Ultimately, Discord would have strength and durability down without much trouble.
Thunder: Now let's talk speed. This was a bit more easier to deduced. Bowser should scale to Mario piloting Starship Mario, which was able to cross numerous galaxies in a few seconds! That should be fast enought to be 27,613,380,812,510,300c, enough to be massively, massively faster than light!
Metroid: Impressive, but the Pony of Shadows was going to overrun everything in the infinite multiverse, yet Discord is still considered superior to her in every way. So ultimately, Bowser has a calculable speed feat while Discord's is incalculable.
Thunder: And Discord did have less weapons, but the Bewitching Bell was just way too good of an item. All of Bowser's magic, and even his items like the Dreamy Stone could be drained of their magical powers, and then given to Discord for more power added!
Metroid: And while both are used to being the strongest guy in the room, Bowser is even more so. Discord has shown more signs of getting serious than Bowser and the Koopa King does tend to be more…incompetent with his actions, taking time to gloat or losing his temper at crucial times.
Thunder: Sure, he may be more serious against foes who AREN'T Mario, but once he's looking like he wins, Bowser takes time to rub it in. Discord can be carefree for a lot of a match, but once Bowser puts him a bad situation, he'll take it seriously.
Metroid: And considering Discord is a trickster who toys with foes, it's very likely he'll just use Bowser's temper against him and cause the King to make a slip up. But perhaps the biggest obstacle for Bowser was…well, actually killing Discord.
Thunder: Discord is the Spirit of Chaos. So it's hard to actually keep him dead. Cosmos, literally malice incarnate, stated she'd return after some time because, well malice will always exist
Metroid: So this means Discord could revive. While this would take awhile, his ability to time travel means he'd likely just return to where he left off, resuming the fight.
Thunder: So even if Bowser did wish him to disappear, Discord would come back. He'd have to somehow destroy the concept of Chaos itself to win!
Metroid: The Pure Hearts are similar in a way to the Elements of Harmony, which are counterforces to Discord. Since the Elements of Harmony at best can only can only seal him away for a time, and Discord is certainly faster, or will just come back via revives, they likely won't work well enough for Bowser to use it to win.
Thunder: On the other hand, Bowser's pretty hard to kill, but compared to Discord…well, just needing to die normally like anyone else is easier than needing to kill a concept.
Metroid: So in all in all, Bowser was the better fighter who was loaded with weaponry, but Discord had the stats, trickery and far better reality warping skills that allowed him to be crowned victor.
Thunder: Bowser just couldn't snap out of it in time!
Metroid: The winner is Discord.
Discord: Oh, thank you! Thank you all who supported me in this trying time!
Discord (Winner)
+ Takes stats, even against transformations
+ Far easier means of reality warping
+ Much more harder to kill
+ Grogar's Bewitching Bell
+ Smarter
= A had similar abilities and can counter or resist some
- A little too carefree
Bowser (Loser)
+ More Combat Experience
+ Larger arsenal of weaponry, some that can endanger Discord
= Had similar abilities and could counter or resist some
- Arrogant and frankly not all that bright
- Magic and Magical Items can be drained