Bowser VS Lex Luthor

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Bowser vs Lex Luthor is a What If? Death Battle

Description

DC vs. Mario! Which green colored villain that despises a red and blue wearing mascot with super powers is deadiest?

Beginning

Wiz: Mario and Superman are both colourful champions of justice saving the world in their colourful costumes however their Villians have also decided to get in with the colour scheme

Boomstick: Yeah they both wear green methods of protection and are powerful dictators like Bowser the Koopa King

Wiz: And Lex Luthor the Krypotnite bearing arch-nemesis to Superman

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons armour and skills to find out who would win a Death battle

Bowser

(Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq_jS6o3OoY)

Wiz: Love him or hate him, Bowser is easily the most recognizable video game villain in the world.

Boomstick: And he's been through quite a lot over the years!

Wiz: Though where he was born from is unknown, or how he got those Koopa Kids is also unknown as well.

Boomstick: But basically, he's just some evil turtle who wanted to take over the Kingdom, so he turned the Toads into bricks and took Peach. Wait, I've been killing Toads this whole time!

Wiz: Yes, I guess.

Boomstick: Ah sweet!

Wiz: Boomstick, back on subject.

Boomstick: Ok.

Wiz: Anyway, Bowser has shown plenty of abilities over the years. His main and most famous being the ability to breathe fire. He can fire it in spurts, and if it hits ya...

Boomstick: It's gonna hurt!

Wiz: He can also continuously breathe it for about 20 seconds, as shown in the Smash Brothers games.

Boomstick: He also possesses super strength, like being able to lift castles and trains crushing him! But how does he always lose to Mario?

Wiz: Mario uses the environment around him to beat Bowser, considering how easy Bowser would pummel him in a straight fight.

Boomstick: Oh ok.

Wiz: Anyway, Bowser can also perform the Bowser Bomb, which is a ground pound, the Flying Slam, where he grabs his foe, spins them in air, and belly flops them into the ground.

Boomstick: Bowser can also spin in his spiky shell for good defense, and you don't want to touch that spiky shell!

Wiz: Another one of Bowser's moves is the Koopa Klaw, where he grabs his opponent and rapidly bites them 6 times before throwing them away.

Boomstick: And you know we talked about Bowser's dark magic, well, he can use some of it to transform into his ultimate beast form, Giga Bowser!

Wiz: Giga Bowser is basically a beefed up version of normal Bowser. However, there's a catch, Giga Bowser can only stay around for about 15 seconds.

Boomstick: Oh, and if you manage to defeat all of that, he can become Dry Bowser. However, Dry Bowser is extremely fragile and can go down in a couple of hits.

Wiz: Bowser has managed to make his own galaxy twice, kidnapped Peach more times than you've turned on the TV, took a punch from DK, a kick from Waluigi, and a slap from Daisy, and was knocked far, far away by Peach one time.

Boomstick: However, Bowser is a dummy, often rushing at his foes other than strategizing. He also is very slow, and if he misses, he's left wide open.

Wiz: But Bowser is a very deadly foe that you shouldn't try to cross paths with.

Bowser: Hey, guess what, Mario! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!

Lex

Wiz: Alexander Joseph Luthor was born in a run down estate in Smallville with drunken parents

Boomstick: As a child he was bulled and picked on at school for being a nerd and did well at school despite his problems

Wiz: But after graduating from school Luthor decided to remove his parents by rigging their car breaks and then suffered an accident that made him lose his hair 

Boomstick: Oh so that's how he went blad I thought he just became bold for any old reason like Voldemort and that guy's just weird..

Wiz:.. And After that Luthor used his parents' life insurance money to start his own company in the massive city of Metropolis naming the company Lex Corp

Boomstick: Lex Corp began to take over all minor businesses in the city and Luthor gained more power and began to take control of the city itself

Wiz: Until the Man of Steel showed up and Lex decided to remove him from the picture and began to access his companies resources to do so 

Boomstick: Luthor's primary weapon is his Warsuit a suit that is composed of extremely durable Apokalptian metal and modified by his own designs The Suit can lift over 100 tons and can fly several hundred miles per hour

Wiz: Luthor's suit contains weapons powered by Kryptonite and it contains two blasters in his hands where he can shoot beams of Kryptonite and has a beam that also shoots the green material and create an energy shield 

Boomstick: Lex can also charge his Kryptonite and release it in powerful blasts that can knock Opponents back the suit can also trade blows with Superman 

Wiz: And while Lex's head is visible while in the suit it is protected by an invisible force field so he's fine

Boomstick: With his money and wealth Lex can buy anything he wants and when he wants it he also is supposedly the smartest human on Earth and is a master in robotics and science and yet Superman is still kicking his butt

Wiz: Lex does have a Kryptonite steroid that increases his Strength and durability to Superhuman levels but Lex is still vulnerable and both his body and his suit can also take so much Also most of his suit's weapons are based on Kryptonite so it is pretty useless against non-Kryptonians 

Boomstic: But with all his money and power Lex is a deadly foe and will do anything in order to fight for his people and protect them from alien threats

Lex Luthor: Hello Sunshine

Intermission

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle

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Bowser was in his castle and was thinking about his next plan to take over the Mushroom Kingdom when suddenly a crashing sound is heard from above

Kamek: Sir we might need some assitance there's an intruder in your palace

Bowser: I'm coming Kamek i teach this guy a lesson

Bowser enters the room and sees Lex Luthor in his power suit beating up the Goomba's Bowser then sighs and walks up to Lex

Bowser: First a water squirting Koopa wannabe now a baldy in a Suit do your self a favour Bub and get out of here

Lex: No one calls me Baldy I am Lex Luthor and you are getting in my way so I will eliminate this castle with it's inhabitants

Bowser: Not if I can help it Bub !

Lex: As you wish but I will crush you like a bug

Lex charges into Bowser and uppercuts him then tosses him into a wall and the two engage in a struggle but Bowser slashes Lex's suit and kicks him away Lex shoots a blast of Kryptonite into the Koopa's mouth but he spits it back out

Lex kicks Bowser's gut and throws him over the suit and onto the floor and tries to crush Bowser under foot but he activates his shell and Lex steps on on a spike and pulls out his leg a hole appearing in his suit's foot and then Bowser knocks into Lex knocking him to the ground with his shell

Lex: Pathetic anything else you'd like to try and hurt me with before I defeat you

Bowser: Yeah this!

Bowser starts biting Lex's suit rapidly using his Koopa claw technique and throws back Lex he then is shot at and hit by Kryptonite blasts that knock the Koopa King back he then grabs a blast and reflects it back at him bouncing off his suit Lex then runs towards Bowser

They both start rapidly exchanging punches and kicks Lex dominating the initial engagement and starts rapidly punching Bowser's face damaging him and smashing a few teeth Bowser then slashes right across the armour causing a deep scratch then breathes some fire on Lex's head

The shield on Lex's face begins to malfunction and he knees Bowser in the gut Bowser then charges into Lex and shoves him through several rooms and rips off his cannons Lex then grabs his axe

Bowser: Who's pathetic now

Lex: You you giant Turtle

Bowser: You'll pay for that

Lex rockets into Bowser and slashes his shoulder with the axe Lex then crushes the axe under his foot then kicks him Bowser then grabs Lex and spins him around then slams him to the ground Bowser then tries to perform the Bowser Bomb but he dodges

Lex then gets up and uppercuts the King and tries to strangle him but Bowser turns round and Rams into Lex's suit with his shell then suddenly rips off the plating exposing Alex's normal bodyBowser then transforms into Giga Bowser then rips the suit off Lex and then eats him with a burp

Lex: Aahh Noo!

Bowser then turns to normal and walks away

Bowser: That's what you get for messing with me

K.O!

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It was a nice day in the Mushroom Kingdom, and everyone was having fun, until suddenly, a green wearing man flew in and starting shoot missiles at Peach's Castle.

Lex: Aha, feel my wrath!

Bowser then sees this from a distance that someone was destroying Peach's Castle, and he was very angry.

Bowser: Kamek, grab me the Koopa Clown! I need to...do some errands.

Kamek: Yes, sir.

Bowser flies in the Koopa Clown and throws a bomb at Lex, who gets hurled back. Lex gets up angrily with his Jet packs.

Lex: You'll pay for that, lizard face!

Lex shoots a LexCorp Missile at the Copter, causing it to explode. Fire burns the copter as Bowsers jumps down and roars angrily.

FIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtiOa59xujc

Bowser shoots a fireball from his mouth at Lex, who blocks the attack with his Force Field. Lex pulls out his Kryptonite Axe and attempts to slash Bowser, who blocks with his Shell. Bowser then punches Lex in the stomach, sending Lex flying.

Bowser: Hahah! What a punk!

Bowser flexes his muscles as Lex falls into the ground with a THUD!

Lex: You will bow to me!

Lex Luthor then shoots a Kryptonite Projectile from his hand, but Bowser counters it with a fireball. Bowser then spins in his Shell and attempts to hit Lex, but Lex catches the shell and punts it back, sending Bowser flying.

Bowser: ARGH!

Bowser gets up and dodges a slash from Lex's axe and headbutts Lex, who flails back. Lex Luthor then grabs Bowser's arm and swings him around fast. before throwing him into a tree, hurting Bowser's shell.

Bowser: You're gonna pay for that punk!

Lex: And just how am I?

Bowser pulls out a Red Shell and throws it at Lex, scratching his armor. Lex then stomps on Bowser's Green Shells, but was blasted away by the Blue Shell.

Lex: Damn you!

Lex runs in up close and rapidly punches and kicks Bowser before barging into him, knocking Bowser back. He grabs the Koopa King by the tail and throws him into a tree, hurting Bowser's head.

Lex then rushes up to Bowser and grabs him by the throat, preparing to kill him.

Lex: Any last words you abomination?

Bowser: Yeah...SHOWTIME!

Lex: What?

Bowser punches Lex's head, but Lex's invisible force field protects him.

Lex: If you thought that'd harm me, then you're WRONG!

Lex punches Bowser, knocking the Koopa King back. Bowser then gets up and fires a blast from his Minimizer Wand, but Lex moves out of the way. Bowser then rushes up to Lex and uses the Flying Slam, in which Bowser belly flopped Lex.

Lex: OW!

Bowser then picks up Lex and uses the Koopa Klaw, rapidly biting and slashing Lex's suit, heavily damaging it. He then leaps in the air and Bowser Bombs Lex, causing insane pain to Luthor.

Lex: Enough! Now you shall perish!

Lex then stuns Bowser with an electric shock and summons a gigantic laser from the sky. He then leaps in the air and throws it at Bowser, causing a gigantic, red explosion that Lex had to cover his body.

Lex walks away proudly, but suddenly he sees something gigantic behind him. It was Giga Bowser, and boy he was pissed.

Giga Bowser: Eat my fist!

Giga Bowser punches Lex in the stomach, causing Lex's suit to break. Luthor quickly runs for his life, but is taken out by a simple fireball, causing his body to catch on fire.

Giga Bowser: No one messes with the Koopa King!

Giga Bowser then starts stomping on Lex's burnt corpse, until it is nothing but ashes.

KO!

Conclusion

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Boomstick: Wow Lex is just weak

Wiz: This battle was quite close as Lex is quite strong and durable with his suit it can go up against Superman but that's because of it's Kryptonite generators and still Lex loses with Superman holding back so Lex is owned against a Villain like Bowser

Boomstick: But Bowser is extremely strong and large he can lift huge castles and throw them easily Bowser is also easily more powerful than Mario and only loses to him because of his environment being used against him while Lex is crushed by Superman looks Like Lex was far more suited in being inside Bowser's stomach than in his Power suit

Wiz: The Winner is Bowser

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Boomstick: Give me a dollar for every time Bowser wins a Death Battle!

Wiz: This was surprisingly close. Lex Luthor was much smarter, had a larger arsenal, and his suit could take Bowser's abuse, but when he became Giga Bowser, Luthor was screwed.

Boomstick: Yeah, the only reason Lex can even contend with Superman in the first place is because he is heavily armed with Kryptonite. Also, Luthor still loses, even if Superman is holding back.

Wiz: While Lex did one shot Brainiac, Bowser has easily done much better. His punches are strong enough to destroy meteors and cause shockwaves. Also, he took a black hole in Mario Galaxy 2, so Lex had no way to end him.

Boomstick: Looks like Lex wasn't suited for this battle!

Wiz: The winner is Bowser

Advantages and Disadvantages

Bowser - Winner:

• +Stronger
• +Faster
• +Giga Bowser could easily end Lex
• +More durable
• +More experience
• +Better fighter
• -Dumber

Lex Luthor - Loser:

• +Smarter
• -Weaker
• -Slower
• -Less experience
• -Not as skilled
• -Screwed against Giga Bowser

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DC vs Nintendo. It's a battle between brains and brawn as two enemies of red and blue-clad heroes duke it out. Will Lex prevail? Or will Bowser's brute force crush his opponent?

PRELUDE

Aqua: In the world of fiction, all heroes need a villain to thwart their heroic deeds of goodwill. And these two antagonists are huge thorns in red-and-blue clad sides.

Blaze: If you don’t admire their motivations, you can admire their determination and awesome ego.

Marina: I sure do!

Aqua: Lex Luthor, the genius billionaire enemy of Superman.

Blaze: And Bowser, the fire breathing enemy of Mario. I’m Blaze, the spunky female demoness.

Aqua: I’m Aqua, the hammerhead shark fishman who’s also the brains of the bunch.

Pearl: I’m Pearl and this is Marina, and we’re Off the Hook.

Marina: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win…

All: A DEATH BATTLE!

LEX LUTHOR

Aqua: Ambition. A drive to stand above all odds and rise above any challenge. However, ambition is not always pure, and can lead anyone from the straight and narrow path to a slippery slope.

Pearl: Yeah, save the poetry Shark-spear.

Blaze: Enter Alexander Joseph Luthor. He wasn’t born in the bottom of the barrel. No, he was born so poor, he couldn’t even afford a barrel. Add some abusive parents into the mix, and you get a pretty unhappy childhood. But what young Alex lacked in wealth, he made up for it in intellect. He began studying and learning, trying to find a way out of the slums.

Pearl: So he came up with an easy four step plan. Step one, kill your parents and make it look like an accident so you can get that sweet insurance money plus a bonus. Step two, put that money into the stock markets until you have enough dough to support your own multi-million company. Step three, steal forty cakes. Step four, make sure that your money influences every outlet in Metropolis, from news stations to sanitation departments. If you followed all these steps correctly, then congratulations. You are now a villain with good publicity.

Aqua: But eventually, all turned sour when Superman showed up. In his mind, Superman was a major problem. If humans became reliant on this new source of help, then they would become weaker as a whole. So Lex decided to wage a one-man-war on the man of steel.

LEX LUTHOR

-Full Name: Alexander Joseph Luthor

-Height: 6’2

-Weight: 210 lbs

-Estimated Net Worth: $10.1 Billion

-I.Q: Immeasurable

-Occupation: Businessman, Pressident, Leader of Legion Of Doom

-Favorite Dessert: Cake

Pearl: But how would he fight Superman? In case you’ve forgotten, Superman is very powerful.

Aqua: Well, luck was on his side when he found a warsuit and began tinkering with it. By combining it with alien technology from Apokolips and Brainiac, he made an ultra-powerful warsuit. With this suit, he gains super strength and durability, allowing him to tank and match Superman himself. It can also allow him to fly with his feet boosters and cover him with force fields.

Blaze: Which is good because without it, he would get headshots constantly.

Marina: His suit also has a wide variety of weapons based around kryptonite. He has an axe, a spear, and a laser shooting lance made out of the stuff. He also has kryptonite based lasers for long-ranged gear, along with flamethrowers, electrical mines, arm blades, and gravity palms to immobilize opponents.

Pearl: But Lex has more than just his suit. He has a series of satellites surrounding the planet armed with enough lasers and missiles to destroy giant asteroids, and a series of drones at his beck-and-call to fire lasers. And when he needs some extra bulk, he injects himself with a kryptonite based steroid.

WARSUIT/ARSENAL

-Made out of a combination of human, Apokolips, and Brainiac technology

-Heavily armed

-Grants super speed, strength, durability, and flight

-Force fields

-Kryptonite weapons

--axe

--armblades

--lance

--spear

-Flamethrowers

-Hacking devices

-Energy blasts

-Shoots electrical mines

-Gravity palms

-EMP’s

-Satellites

--orbit the planet

--fires lasers

--also houses missiles

-Drones

--fires lasers

--remotely summoned

-Kryptonite Steroid

Aqua: But Lex’s most dangerous ability is his sheer intelligence. He is a master hacker, a skill chemist, a shrewd businessman, and is almost unparalleled in robotics, engenerining, electronics, and even biology.

Marina: How smart is he? He’s so smart, he can make complex machines out of junk, outsmarted 12-level intellects, and has even tricked Brainiac, one of the smartest beings in the D.C. universe!

Pearl: Wait. So one of the smartest guys in this universe is named Brainiac? That’s stupid, even by comic book standards! Seriously, why not something like Master-Mind, or Superior? Anything is better than Brainiac.

Blaze: Let it go, Pearl. It’s for the best.

Aqua: It’s not worth getting upset about.

INTELLECT

-I.Q is said to be “immeasurable”

-Is considered to be a twelfth level intellect

-Quickly learned several martial arts

-Skilled inventor hacker, chemist, engineer, and businessman

-Built hundreds of robots

-Skilled with several weapons

Marina: With his intellect, he constructed a robot that made him an escape route by reading Moby Dick, solved the anti-life equation, and even broke Brainiac’s neck.

Blaze: He’s also skilled enough to beat Green Arrow and Nightwing in hand-to-hand combat without his suit. Keep in mind, Green Arrow was trained by the man who made Deathstroke a master martial artist and Nightwing was trained by Batman!

Aqua: Lex’s greatest ability, however, is his determination and resilience. He’s survived getting shot with a sniper rifle, crushed under both a satellite and his own company’s skyscraper, falling from a helicopter, and even blows from some of the heaviest hitters.

FEATS

-Outsmarted Brainiac

-Built a multi-million to billion dollar company

-Took control of Gorilla Grodd

-Is considered one of the smartest people on Earth

-Held his own against a sun-dipped Superman

-Built a device that could destroy reality

-Became a god...twice

-Stole 40 cakes when no one was looking

-Defeated Green Arrow, Brainiac, Supergirl, and Superman

Marina: With his skill and intellect, it’s no surprise that Lex is practically second to none.

Aqua: But while he’s smart, he’s also very arrogant and cocky. He believes himself to be no less than a god, and all others should submit to him. But the only thing stronger than his arrogance is his sheer hatred of Superman.

Blaze: While this hatred has blinded him, sometimes it’s the only thing that will keep him alive. With his drive to show up the Man of Steel and stand above all else, Lex Luthor will make sure he will be mankind’s next savoir, only asking for an extremely generous slice of the cake in return.

Lex Luthor: Must I remind you of my superiority?

BOWSER

Marina: Once upon a time, there lived a giant dragon turtle with a simple dream. He wished to conquer the entire kingdom by turning the inhabitants into bricks.

Blaze: Wait a minute. You mean like the bricks Mario shatters on day-to-day bases? Oh my gosh, these games got really dar-!

Aqua: Actually, that’s a misconception. It’s explicitly stated that the bricks they were turned into were unbreakable and the effects of his magic were reversed after the first game, so those later bricks he shatters are just that. Bricks.

Blaze: Oh. Thank goodness.

Pearl: Back to the subject, after he discovered that Princess Peach could reverse his spell, he decided the best option was to kidnap her to prevent the princess from foiling his scheme. But after a while, Bowser discovered he had a crush on her, and desired her hand in marriage.

Aqua: So Bowser made up his mind. He would kidnap Peach in the name of love and rule the cosmos with her as his queen. And we would make sure no plumbers would get in his way.

BOWSER

-Height: 8’3

-Weight: 1000 lbs

-King of the koopas

-One of the seven star children

-Mortal enemy to Mario

-Might have a foot fetish

Blaze: Now, to challenge Mario, Bowser obviously had to be pretty tough. I mean, Mario is strong enough to kick castles around like soccer balls.

Marina: Fortunately for him, Bowser isn’t a pushover. Not only is he strong enough to match Mario, but also surpass him. And keep in mind, Mario is strong enough to throw a baseball over 999 miles per hour, pull a golden chain-chomp, and as we mentioned before, kick a castle away like a soccer ball.

Pearl: He’s also extremely tough, being able to withstand massive amounts of trauma like lightning, fire, lava, and having the skin ripped off of his bones. A majority of this defense can be linked to his spike covered shell.

Aqua: But Bowser’s abilities don’t just end with just physical abilities. He can breathe many different types of fire, from streams of flames, homing shots, fireballs, and fire that can phase through solid objects like they were air.

Marina: He also has several magical powers, like the ability to control lightning, shapeshift, throw magic blasts, and even allow himself to grow to the size of a mountain.

ABILITIES

-Superhuman strength and durability

-Amazing athleticism

-Shell

--almost indestructible

--can fire the spikes like a cannon

-Fire breath

--streams of fire

--fireballs

--purple fire

---phases through objects

--meteor breath

--homing shots

-Vacuum breath

-Flaming Shockwaves

-Magic

--petrification

--shapeshifting

--weather control

--magic blasts

Aqua: Bowser also has quite the arsenal on his hand. He has a series of hammers that he can throw in volleys, a metal bat, wands, and several bombs and missiles to throw at his opponents.

Pearl: And he also has access to the happiest flying vehicle ever, the Koopa Clown Car. And no, it’s not spelled with all K’s.

Blaze: The Clown Car is loaded with weapons, like claws, explosives, missile launchers, cannons, and drills. It can also somehow drop cannonballs that are bigger than the car itself! Holy cow! Is that his magic? There's no way it can’t be.

ARSENAL

-Metal Bat

-Wands

--fireballs

--magic blasts

--can shrink enemies

-Hammers

--thrown in volleys

-Bob-Ombs

-Chain-Chomps

-Lucky Bell

-Drill Claw

-Double Cherry

--makes perfect clones of himself

--can make up to six of them

--clones will vanish after one good hit

-Hat

--houses boxing gloves

--can be thrown as a boomerang

-Koopa Clown Car

--flies

--houses drills, mecha koopas, cannons, bullet bill launchers, buzzsaws, and giant cannonballs

Marina: And if Bowser wasn’t badass enough, he has several transformations to give himself more power. By using the lucky bell, he turns into Meowser, which turns him into a cat-turtle-dragon. And if that wasn’t enough, he can also grow to the size of a mountain all on his own with no decrease in his athleticism.

Blaze: But if all else fails, he turns into the deadly Giga Bowser. In this form, he gains a tremendous boost in power, the ability to manipulate ice and dark magic, cause explosions just by punching the air, and as an added bonus, is immune to knock-back and flinching.

Aqua: Now, don’t get the wrong idea. Bowser isn’t immune to damage, he just, doesn’t react to it. While this form doesn’t last very long, a few seconds with Giga Bowser is a lifetime of pain for his enemies.

FORMS

-Meowser

--makes him faster and more agile

--sharper claws

--faster climbing

--pounce attack

-Dry Bowser

--a skeletal version of Bowser

--throws bones

--lower durability, but greater speed

--has blue fire

--fire-proof

--can regenerate as long as his head is in tact

-Giant Bowser

--grows to enormous size

--gains immense power and durability

--doesn’t hinder his speed, athleticism, or reflexes

-Giga Bowser

--strongest form

--enhanced physicality

--cryokinesis

--punches hard enough to create explosions

--dark magic

--immune to flinching or knock-back

--doesn’t last very long

Marina: With all the power on his hands, there is a reason why he strikes fear into the hearts of anyone he crosses. He’s strong enough to tow an island with nothing but a rope and his bare hands and defeated dozens of dangerous opponents from a living mountain to his evil self who was just as strong as he is.

Blaze: And like we said before, he’s fought on par with Mario and even triumphed over him a few times. And keep in mind, Mario can lift and throw castles and survive a 2.4 megaton blast.

Aqua: He’s even tough enough to survive to survive a supernova to the face, which at minimum had a yield of 106 billion teratons of TNT.

FEATS

-Probably the most iconic video game villains

-Single-handedly towed an island

-Caught and threw a giant cannonball

-Kidnapped Princess Peach several times

-Tagged a spaceship that was moving faster than light

-Planned an awesome wedding while making sure everything from the dress to the cake was perfect

-Survived a supernova and the event horizon of a black hole

-Defeated Midbus, Dark Bowser, Antasma, and Mario

Blaze: With all this power, you’d think he would be invincible. However Bowser does have his fair share of weaknesses. The biggest of which is his arrogance. He’s very prone to leaping in without a plan. He constantly underestimates his opponents. And to top it off, he’s never fired his interior home decorator despite him building traps that always backfire on him. Seriously Bowser. Fire that guy.

Aqua: Well, he is tough enough to walk off a majority of what’s thrown at him, and the only thing stronger than his arrogance is his determination. Even if he has to come back as a skeleton, he’ll never surrender until he sits with Peach as his queen and Mario is six feet under.

Bowser: Show time

Combatants Are Set

Aqua: Alright, the combatants are set.

Blaze: Let's end this debate once and for all.

Pearl and Marina: It's time for a death battle!

Fight

New Donk City. A city bustling with activity and music. And standing in the city's square was none other than Pauleen, the city's mayor. "Ladies and gentlemen," the mayor said into a microphone, "I am pleased to make an announcement! Thanks to the efforts of one man, New Donk City will have a safe new renewable energy source. So please give a warm welcome to Alexander J Luthor!"

The crowd clapped and cheered as a man stepped on stage. The man had a completely bald head and a green trench coat. He calmly waved to the crowd as he took a microphone. 'Thank you, thank you," he said in a polite, yet condescending tone, "I hope that this unity between us won't just link us as business partners, but as the closest of allies." The people in the audience began to applaud as Lex smiled. Sure, there was a little side-deal to work out, but they'll cross that bridge when they come to it. Now was the time to celebrate.

• BOOM!*

Or so he thought.

A cannonball exploded a few meters away, scaring the crowd. More were fired, making the audience run in terror. Looking up, Lex saw an odd flying machine. It resembled a clown's face with a propeller on the bottom. And sitting in the odd ship was a large turtle with yellow scales, a green shell covered in spikes, sharp claws and fangs, spiked bands on his arms and legs, two horns, and a red mohawk.

This was Bowser, king of the koopas. And he was enjoying scaring all the small people. Bowser laughed to his heart's content as he fired more and more cannonballs. Who cared if he was causing untold amounts in property damage and was possibly endangering lives, he just wanted to live a little before taking the city over.

Lex snarled at this. He couldn't enact his plan if the city was in ruins. "Ms. Graves! Get Pauleen to safety and cancel my twelve-o'clock! I'll handle this!"

A blonde woman in a chauffeur's uniform nodded and took Pauleen by the hand as Lex pulled out a briefcase. Pressing a button, the case changed into a bulky green and purple suit of armor around him. Lex then flew up to the koopa clown car, catching Bowser's attention as he peered over the edge of his ship.

• POW!*

Bowser was punched off his ship. He flipped over and landed on his feet just in time to see Lex flying at him. Bowser growled as he ran forwards to meet his foe head on. "Showtime!" he growled.

FIGHT!

Bowser quickly flew into a drop kick, knocking Lex Luthor on his back. Lex Luthor rolled along the ground before stopping. Bowser then pulled back a fist and slid forwards for a punch, just to have been stopped by an invisible force. Bowser punched the air several more times, each one meeting the force field, making it ripple with each strike. Bowser began to store all his power into his right fist and threw it, just to hit nothing and fumble.

"What a joke" Lex said with disdain.

Taking advantage of Bowser's lack of balance, Lex Luthor punched the Koopa King across his face. Luthor followed up with three more punches to Bowser's face before grabbing him by the horns and slamming him around and throwing him like a frisbee. Bowser skidded across the pavement before smashing into a flower shop. Lex fired a pair of green lasers at Bowser as he was still recovering, knocking him back through the wall. Bowser roared as he grabbed a taxi and threw it at Luthor. Lex summoned an axe with a green blade and cut the thrown cab in half, leaving him wide open to a right hook from Bowser.

Lex staggered back from the point of impact. Bowser then leapt on the suit and began savagely clawing away on the suit, leaving scratches on the metal. Lex promptly re-activated his force field, pushing Bowser away. "Grrrrrr….quit hiding behind your tricks, you coward!" Bowser roared in anger. Lex replied with a kryptonite laser to the face, snapping Bowser's head back. "What you call cowardice," Luthor replied, "I call strategy."

Lex summoned his axe as Bowser pulled out a metal bat covered in spikes. "Well, let's see how great your strategy is at the end of the day, cueball!"

Lex and Bowser swung their weapons at each other, creating a loud clang. Bowser actually pushed the bald billionaire back with his swing. He then smashed his bat square in the bald head of Lex, stunning him long enough for the Koopa King to run behind him and smashed his bat as hard as he could. "And it's out of the park!" Bowser shouted triumphantly.

Lex activated his feet-boosters, allowing him to correct himself in midair. Lex then began firing green beams at Bowser, making the koopa deflect them with his bat. The emerald energy beams began to hit near-by buildings, kiosks, and other assorted objects lying around. Luthor then landed and ran forwards, expanding a pair of kryptonite blades as he brought one down. Bowser brought his bat up to defend himself….

• SHLING!*

Just to have his bat cut in half. Bowser discarded his broken bat and leapt back from another slash. Bowser then took a deep breath and shot a fireball at the businessman, but it exploded harmlessly on his forcefield. Bowser shot more and more fireballs at Luthor, each one burst into the forcefield.

Luthor laughed at the display. "Come now. I know you aren't a mental giant like me, but surely you can't be this stupid."

Bowser roared. "Take this, cueball!" he shouted as he shot a ball of purple fire at Luthor. Superman's mortal enemy laughed harder. "Then again, maybe you…"

Suddenly, the fireball phased through the forcefield like it wasn't even there. This made Alexander J Luthor blink in surprise.

"Are?" he said as he finished his sentence in confusion and the fireball headed towards him.

The moment the purple fire came into contact with his suit, it exploded in a burst of fire, damaging the suit severely. On top of that, the force fields were temporarily dissabled, making him unable to use them. "What's the matter, baldie? Can't hide behind your dumb shields anymore?" the king mocked as he pulled out a large ball and chain with sharp teeth and that barked like a dog. He then quickly spun around like he was throwing an olympic hammer and tossed the chain-chomp at his foe. The dog-like beast barked as it began biting and gnawing at Luthor's armor, making sparks fly off of it.

Growling, Lex managed to grab the chain chomp's chain and threw it off. He then activated his gravity palms, immobilizing Bowser and allowing him to slam the king of the koopas around. He then threw Bowser into a statue and sent two drones to shower the koopa with lasers and shot his flamethrowers at him as well.

Unfortunately for him, this time Bowser was ready.

Opening his mouth, the monstrous turtle began inhaling with the force of a tornado, literally allowing him to eat his opponent's attacks. The drones and fire were sucked into his toothy maw. The moment Bowser had his fill, he exhaled a wave of fire at Lex, making him scream in pain. Lex then powered through the fire, pulling a hand back and slugging Bowser clean across the face. Bowser retaliated with a headbutt, giving the bald man a bloody nose. The enemy of Mario then pulled out a golden bell, turning his features tiger-like, with fur, stripes, and paws.

"Hey Lex," Bowser said as he gave a slash to Lex's suit, "how'd ya like meow!?"

The genius shot a rainbow of kryptonite lasers at the king, but Bowser simply jumped over the attack. He then did a front-flip and pounced on the suited supervillain. He then flip-kicked Lex, sending a shower of sparks flying. Alexander the dodged another pounce attack and grabbed Bowser by the then spun Bowser rapidly, until he threw Bowser into a skyscraper with enough force to bring the structure crumbling down on the monstrous turtle's head.

"I think I've had enough of you" Lex spat.

A clawed hand burst through the rubble. Bowser exploded from the debris, now back to normal. "My thoughts exactly!"

Bowser threw two bob-oms at Luthor, who simply shot them away. Lex then ran forwards with his axe, but the koopa caught the blade and broke it with a squeeze of his palm. He then planted a powerful punch to Lex's chestplate, shattering it like a piece of glass. Bowser smirked and held the warsuit close. With an amazing display of jumping skill, he shot up into the air, flipped, and let gravity do the rest as they fell back to the ground, smashing him into the dirt. "Had enough, Lex LOSER?" the spiky-shelled sultan mocked. Luthor's face turned red as he shot Bowser off of him. He then began to type something into a panel on the suit's arm. "You know, I was just going to beat you into submission."

High above them, a satellite fired a laser down at Luthor, who caught it in his hands and formed it into a giant ball of energy. Bowser scowled. "So. Bringing out the fireworks huh? Well then," the koopa said as he pulled out a rainbow colored ball, "how about I bring out my own?" Bowser then smashed the ball open just as Lex threw the energy ball, which was now the size of a small house, at him.

For a second, time seemed to stand still. Then, Bowser began to morph into a hideous beast. His shell morphed into an oval-like shape, he grew until he was twenty feet tall, his tail grew longer and horns grew longer, and his eyes morphed into that of a predatory beast. Giga Bowser then swatted the energy ball aside, where it detonated and destroyed several buildings. He then smashed Lex with his tail, destroying his suit in the process. Lex tried to run, but Giga Bowser grabbed him and ripped his arms out of their sockets, making him scream in pain. "So long cueball" Giga Bowser said as he threw the man into the air and spun in his shell, summoning freezing winds to freeze Luthor in a block of ice. Giga Bowser then lifted the block, and threw it into the air and shot a fireball at it.

KA-BOOM!

Lex exploded into bloody, frozen chunks. Small bits of him rained down as Bowser returned to normal. "And that's," Bowser said triumphantly, "what happens when you take on the king of awesome! GWAHAHAHAHA!"

Result

Blaze: When no one was looking, Bowser shattered Lex Luthor into forty-thousand pieces. That's as many as four ten-thousands. And that's awesome!

Aqua: Lex Luthor was definitely the smarter of the two, and probably more skilled than Bowser thanks to being more than just a brawler, but Bowser had just the tools and abilities to match and surpass Lex.

Pearl: His purple fire could bypass Lex's force fields, his inhale ability allowed him to render his gear useless by just eating it, and while his arsenal was less deadly than Lex's, it's larger size, along with his powers and transformations, allowed him to switch up strategies if Lex got to comfy with one.

Marina: And Bowser had more actual combat experience than Lex. Bowser actively enjoys fighting, while Lex preferred combat as a last resort.

Pearl: But wait. Lex fights Superman all the time, and Superman is far stronger than Mario. Shouldn't he be stronger and tougher than Bowser by scaling?

Aqua: Not really. You see, Lex was fighting Superman when he was holding back, while Bowser was fighting Mario at his best. He even beat Mario a few times, and Mario can produce blows equivalent to 3.5 megatons. And Bowser was way tougher than the suit, being able to survive a 106 billion teraton explosion.

Blaze: Plus, the main reason Lex lasted as long as he did against Superman was because his suit's weaponry was based around kryptonite. And there's been more than one instance when Lex Luthor went down to Superman when he was holding back. Aqua: Lex Luthor was the smarter of the two, but Bowser had the strength, durability, and firepower to take Lex down for good.

Blaze: All was going well until Lex FROZE up!

Marina and Pearl: The winner is Bowser!

Next time on death battle

A white creature with a purple tail blows up a laboratory.

Vs.

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