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| Overall Episode | 1 |
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| Air date | TBA |
| Written by | That one Shiny Breloom and BigShark81913 |
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Description[]
Interlude[]
Bomberman blows up DEATH BATTLE! (Breloom)[]
[(Now Playing: Redial - Bomberman Hero)]
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Earthworm Jim gets groovy in DEATH BATTLE! (Shark)[]
[(Now Playing: Anything But Tangerines - Earthworm Jim 2)]
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Pre-Death Battle[]
Death Battle[]
Results[]
Next Time[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between Bomberman and Earthworm Jim is that they are two strange, space-faring ⅔heroes with multiple confusing weapons and a big legacy of games. (More will be here soon)
| White Bomber Vs. Earthworm Jim | |
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| Overall Episode | 12 |
| Season Episode | 12 |
| Air date | 4/1/2023 |
| Written by | ThunderStar20 |
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White Bomber Vs. Earthworm Jim is the 12th episode of ThunderStar20's Death Battles, pitting White Bomber from the Bomberman franchise against Earthworm Jim from the eponymous series.
Description[]
Konami Vs. Interplay! Two unexpected space heroes that 'may' be more destructive than the villains are going to find out who's truly better than the other!
Interlude[]
Metroid: White Bomber, the defender of Planet Bomber.
Thunder: And Earthworm Jim, the groovy intergalactic hero!
Metroid: Heroes come in all shapes and sizes, but these saviors from the stars are the least expected in terms of just how powerful they are.
Thunder: Enough power to be considered walking disaster zones. He's Metroid and I'm Thunder!
Metroid: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
White Bomber has a blast in DEATH BATTLE![]
Metroid: In the depths of outer space, there lays a planet known as Planet Bomber. This planet houses unique robotic lifeforms known as Bombermen, humanoid robots with dot eyes and various colors.
Thunder: Yeah, and for some reason, there's one ability they all have; bombs! They can create bombs as much as they want, but not many use thar ability. But there is one Bomberman that DOES; White Bomber!
BACKGROUND
ALso called: White Bomberman, Bomberman
Occupation: Defender of the Universe
Likes: His siblings (despite the trouble they give him)
The mascot of the now defunct Hudson Soft
VIsits amusement parks in his downtime
Leader of the Bomberman Bros.
Metroid: His backstory everchanging, White Bomber does have one key factor; he's a defender of the universe. His crusades to save the world, galaxy, and even universe has brought a lot of experience, and he has many, many explosives on hand.
Thunder: He has standard bombs, which explode in a cross fashion or a spherical one! If he hangs onto a bomb, he can pump it up to make it bigger, and deadlier! And if he uses a Pierce Bomb, don't bother hiding behind most walls, it'll blow it down! Plus, if he grabs remote bombs, he gets explosives that don't go boom until he wants them too!
Metroid: He has bombs that can explode wuth the colors of white, black, red, blue, yellow, green, pink or aqua. He has bombs that burst out popcorn, one with mini constellations, and one that releases a chemical burst. He has steampunk bombs, takoyaki bombs, bombs that release magma upon exploding, bombs that stir up a severe storm when exploding, and ornate bomb with a 'beautiful' explosion, and tomato bomb that send tomato juice everywhere when it explodes.
Thunder: He's got stained glass bombs that could probably stab a guy in the eye, one with cute little design, and one with kingly crowns! He's got one that splatters paint everywhere, one that releases autumn leaves, one that's a dumpling, and ALOT of labeled bombs.
Metroid: He has bombs with short and long fuses, one with a wider explosion, and a Poison Bomb that slows anyone caught in the blast down. He has Bombs that can be moved around via an RC Remote, Homing Bombs that chase foes, Bait Bombs that attract most enemies, Pile Bombs that grow larger that more he throws onto it, a Barrier Bombs that makes him invicible for the duration he holds it, and Blow Bombs that split into multiple if thrown or kicked. Not only that, but he has fire bombs as well, which are notably stronger than his standard set, and Landmines that are not visible to enemy eyes. But Bomberman's explosives aren't just fire, he has a variety of explosives of different elements of such. For instance, the Navarm Bomb, from Earth Stone, allows him to cause explosions that create giant pillars of fire his normal bombs cannot.
Thunder: With the Lightning Bombs, he makes explosives that zaps people instead of burning 'em! The Wind Bomb just pushes him AND targets, allowing him to make quick getaways, and the Light Bombs freeze time for anything caught in it's blast radius, letting him get some extra hits in! It also makes intangible things now tangible! I..don't think that's how light works.
Metroid: Even more so, White has Water Bombs, which he mainly uses to put out small fires, but then there's the Gravity Bomb, that once detonated, will create a black hole where it was, instantly killing mostly anything, even White himself. And he also has acess to Memory Cartridges, like the Magnet Bomb, which is drawn to his foes. The Golem Bomb is so heavy it can crush foes. The Phantom Bombs acts as a decoy, the karoke bomb detonates if someone is too close, and Plasma Bombs detonate when he wants them to.
Thunder: The Vampire Killer lets him reel foes in, and Zero Shift allows him to swap positions with his opponent! Dark Curse allows him deflect bombs, and SOeed Up lets him zoom across the field! And with Tokimeki field, he can make a cute field that makes foes stop in place!
Metroid: With the Contra Shot, White can stun foes with a quick shot or detonate bombs early. With Sneaking, he turns invisible. With Mist, he can turn into literal mist to traverse an area safely. Trace allows him to copy a foe's ability and Body Shield creates a ring around him to shield from explosives. And with Judgement, Bomberman can insta-kill via physical contact...but moves extremely slow in the duration.
Thunder: But if he gets a Super Power Glove, or kicks two bombs together, he's got the biggest win tactic there is; a Dangerous Bomb! Once that thing explodes, THE ENTIRE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD IS DESTROYED.
Metroid: As impressive as that is, White has more than just bombs on hand. He has a boomerang to attack from long range, and a hammer to attack up close. With a shovel, he can potentially dig up healing items, and a shield to protect himself from damage...although, he can use a bomb or generate a barrier with his own hands to get the same effect. He can even set down a projection of himself made of light, or use a disguise that urns him into a human samurai or female cowboy in order to trick foes.
Thunder: If he gets the Boxing Glove, he can punch down walls and enemies with not much hassle, with the Dash Shoes, his speed increases and with the tackle belt, he can perform a tackle attack! He has a stopwatch that freezes time. Also he's got thrre different options to fly, like the wings, or the Bomber Jet, where he can only fly straightforward with the jet though. But if he uses the Bomber Copter, he can fly around freely AND drop bombs, airstrike style!
Metroid: Other power gear include the Bomber Marine, which turns his legs into a propeller for underwater travel, or the the Bomber Slider, which is..just a snowboard. Bomberman can also equip power ups at any point, allowing him to move faster, have more powerful blasts, or even a clock the freezes time as a whole.
Thunder: With Line Bomb, he lays out a line of bombs forward, the rocket allows him to fly up to safety for a moment, and the Vest makes him completely invincible for a short period of time! Hell, one power up makes him immune to flame damage! But uh, not to any other attacks.
Metroid: Bomberman also has little creatures known as Charabomsb that while don't aid him in battle, grant him extra abilities. One such Charabomb is Pommy, who can teleport Bomberman to the entrance of an area or to towns. And with Sharkun, Bomberman can see hidden things not visible normally, and Thunder Liger makes all enemies move slower.
Thunder: Dorako immediately lights up any dark location Bomberman's in, Youno can disphere sandstorms, and Sibaloon can create a small bridge of water or lava! ANd if that's not enough, he's got his very own Yoshi archtype, Louies!
Metroid: Louies are kangaroo-esque creatures that Bomberman can ride. Each color has a unique effect; Green Louies run fast, Yellow Louies can move walls by kicking them, Blue Louie can kick bombs through the air, Pink Louies can...dance, and Brown Louies can set up bombs. They also can take a deadly blow for Bomberman, and are perfectly willing to sacrifice themself to save him He can also ride Tirras, but they most are the same as Louies.
Thunder: But let's not forget his armors; the Guardian Armor lets him not lose his power ups after being staggered, and the Golden Armor increases his stats by alot! Speaking of stats, this cute robots actually kind nuts in that regard.
Metroid: Despite using bombs, Bomberman isn't just a wall to building level foe. Once, he throw one into a volcano, which resulted in Earth being spontaneously replaced by a bomb that then explodes so violently it encompasses much of the solar system. He even throw a bomb into a black hole, causing it to blow up. There's also an item called the "Omni Cube". It contains various galaxies and can power up people with it, and Regulus, in the final battle against Sirius, destroys it with a few blows. Yet White Bomber is able to defeat him like it was a casual event.
Thunder: You think THAT'S nuts? How about the time Bomby here straight up FOUGHT GOD? As in, the creator of universe. The Angel of Light and Shadow. The Angel of Light and Shadow confirmed they were gonna destroy the universe and recreate it due to the chaos in it. And that's not a bluff, one of the avatars, the goddess Mihalae, straight up tells Bomberman that "This isn't the first universe, or the only one.", and that they have destroyed and recreated the universe COUNTLESS TIMES. AND BOMMBERMAN STILL KICKED THEIR ASSES. Still that ain't his strongest. In Super Bomberman 5, he fights Terrorion, who creates five worlds with descriptions of "hyperspace" or "dimensional". Dude is crazy strong. And that's not counting the fact he can regenerate from being blown to nothing!
Metroid: And while magnetic fields can disable some bombs like remote bombs, it's never kept him down for a long, especially since he can dodge literal beams of light from the aforementioned Angel of Light and Shadow. So make sure to be on guard if you're a villain of the galaxy, as Bomberman is likely on the way to, quite literally, reduce your plan to ashes.
Looks like it's down to us to save the universe. Come on, everyone! Bomberman Bros., let's go!
Earthworm Jim makes his foes eat dirt in DEATH BATTLE![]
Metroid: In the depths of space, their are many different super villains. From the goofy to the straight up terrifying, one hero stands against them all.
Thunder: Considering the theme of the episode, please DON'T think of a furry animal or a badass human in a mecha suit.
Metroid: Indeed, instead, the great hero that constantly thrawts them, was none other...than an Earthworm named Jim.
BACKGROUND
Occupation: Super Hero
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 154 lbs
Has dyslexia apparently
Thunder: Jim lived life like any other worm digging, crawling, and trying to survive hungry worms. His life never really was exciting until one fateful day, when suddenly a suit fell out of the sky in front of him!
Metroid: This was mainly thanks to a bounty hunter known as Psy-Crow, who was En-route to deliver the "ultra-high-tech-indestructible-super-space-cyber-suit" to Queen Slug-for-a-Butt...no really, that's her name. However, upon having to fight another spaceship, it fell out of an airlock and landed right in front of Jim.
Thunder: With the perfect hiding space from hungry birds spotted, Jim went in to hide, but then suit reacted and it made him gorw and evolve faster than a Pokemon with a trainer who has more rare candies than they should, after this, Jim overheard Psy-Crow talking to Slug-for-a-butt, and decided to set off to meet her sis, Princess What's-Her-Name!
Metroid: And to clarify, that is not Thunder forgetting the Princess's name. Princess What's-Her-Name, is her actual name. And the suit has some impressive powers on it's own, which allowed Jim to keep up with his powerful foes. It's powered by the battery of the gods...aand by that I means literal batteries the gods use. It has, multiple mechanical arms that can hold and use many different items and weapons, can fire it's hands out and retract them with a metal cable, swap to a form to help Jim breathe underwater, and inflate and deflate like an airbag.
Thunder: It has a phone stores in the crotch of all places, springs on the shoes for higher jumps, and the forearms can morph into shields that acids can't break through! He can turn the hands into massive talons that can fire off and capture foes, has an anti-gravity feature to float a litt bit off the ground. Heck, the suit can even fight all on it's own!
Metroid: The suit itself even contains a labryinth within, with a control center, booby traps, and even defense robots with lasers and metal claws.
Thunder: It's also got this little fella in the back hatch of the suit named Snott. It can morph into lots of things, like a rope to help Jim swing around, a parachute to help him descent slowly, a large ball to hop on like a sit and bounce, and a floating platform for Jim to stand on!
Metroid: Some of those are repetitive, considering he can use his head to slow descent or as a rope...he can also inflate his head to float, or use it as a bungee cord.
Thunder: Jim's also got lotsa ways to plow through foes and make them into Swiss Cheese, like his Blaster! Despite dropping metal casing when a shot is fired, it's actually firing plasma shots! He's got 100 ammo on it, and can rapid-fire! Hell, if it runs out, he can stop using it and it can slowly build up ammo again!
Metroid: Once he fired his Blaster at a Black Hole, repelling him from the pull. Supposedly it was because the energy from the plasma blasts negated the black hole pull, which frankly makes no amount of sense.
Thunder: And Jim's got Mega Plasma shots, which are bigger and way stronger, althought be usually only finds two of those at a time. He's even got Homing Missiles that are literally shaped like a house.
Metroid: He has a Triple Finger Gun, which is him putting his fingers into three gun barrels and firing shots in a wide-spread manner. The Electro-Gun can fire streams of electricity and the bubble gun....yeah, that one is useless.
Thunder: The Egg Cucker may or may not be an actual chicken, that Jim uses to fire massive eggs at the opponents, and has about 25 ammo. He's even got a gun that shoots out a cleaver that boomerangs back after firing! He even has a literal Pea Shooter that's basically a sniper, hitting opponenta all the way across a map!
Metroid: He has a laser gun, with the lasers being able to bounce off the walls, a Banana Peel Bomb that detonats upon being stepped on, a homing rocket launcher with 25 shots, a flying drone that shoots lasers for a short period of time, and a Blaster that shoots out, ahem, "Groovy Shots".
Thunder: He's got a revolver that somehow can hold 50 bullets, AND doesn't need to reload until all the bullets are gone. He has a gun that can fire exploding homing gnomes, and Bullets that afe more like missiles...and it seems like he just throws them, which is MORE badass!
Metroid: He has a crazy large gun that can fire bombs, bullets, missile and darts, but all pale compared to the Barn Blaster; which wipes everything on-screen upon firing.
Thunder: But that's not all, Jim's suit gives him weaponry too! Like, actual full on weapons. It's got axes, cannons with tractor wheels, slot machines, large mallets, katanas, rifles with bayonets, miniguns, an extendable boxing glove arm, giant pairs of sissors, rocket launchers, light machine guns, homing missiles, laser rifles, hatchets, bombs, jackhammers, forklifts, anvils, TV sets, a biplane with plasma turrents, sunscreen that's so good not even taking a dip in a star will effect Jim, and various disguises!
Metroid: By using a cinder block on a teeter totter, Jim can launch himself to other planets, and could theoretically do it to others. He even has a nose flute given to him by the God of Nasal Discharge, which can HEAVILY injure those with ears, even gods. Jim has also rode animals, like a pig named Wilbur, who can withstand tank shots, or giant hamsters that can eat foes and barge through walls.
Thunder: But then there's his favorite ride; the Pocket Rocket! Capable of flying through stars without a scratch, a plasma blaster on it, and flying to other solar systems and galaxies in seconds, Jim's got one hell of a reaction time.
Metroid: Jim has a Worm-Cycle, a motorcycle he built with a plasma blaster mounted on the back and a spear that can be launched from the front. But the most important thing to note, is that Jim has Toon Force.
Thunder: He once literally pulled a new setting on-screen, shook the planet from jumping around via brain freeze, beat up a sentinent leather chair so bad it turned into a stand with bags, belts, and all that good stuff. He used a parking meter to knock back an energy blast that destroys matter, can shrink and grow as mucb as wants, and can alter the laws of gravity to move in slow motion! ...Wait how is that helpful--
Metroid: He killed a shark and turned it into a suit, got across the world via walking through monitors, and even lassoed an island made of peanut butter and tow it into space. Not jist that, he's aware of the 4th wall, and has even sent money to the animators just because the show ran out of budget. He eveb went and made a machine to figure out the outcome of an episode before it happened.
Thunder: Oh, and even without the suit, Jim can wrap himself around someone's neck and astral project himself into someone to attack their brain! And also manifested his ego into something to defend his brain when it was under attack! SHEESH! He's an acid trip character!
Metroid: That's not the crazy part. Once, he and Psy-Crow rammed into each other so hard they destroyed the universe, and then proceeded to get help animator just to remake it. And Jim and Psy-Crow didn't even suffer a single scratch!
Thunder: Jim can even steal the animator's pencil with that so he can easily just erase people from existence if he really wanted! How's this guy suppose to lose?!
Metroid: Well, Jim is...a massive idiot. He's missed obvious cues, has came up with poor plans, and once...threw a monster into a bus full of...orphans.
Thunder: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. You know what else? Jim's also easily emotional! And his suit runs on batteries so if it runs low, he'll be lacking his firepower, and heavy labor can lower it fast!
Metroid: Despite all this, Jim is a powerhouse who does what he can to save the day. As ridiculous and idiotic as he is, Earthworm Jim is a name many villains flee from.
'"A-ha! I knew it - the criminal mastermind behind all of this is none other than... Santa Claus! I knew he couldn't be trusted. Always going down people's chimneys. And those elves - does he pay them, or are they... SLAVES to his evil will? Then again, perhaps Santa is just the cherry-nosed personification of holiday spirit."'
Prelude[]
Metroid: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Thunder: It's time for a Death Battle!
Pre-Fight[]
WELCOME TO THE INTERGALACTIC HERO TOURNAMENT! WE"VE GOT MANY HEROES FROM ACROSS THE GALAXY READY FOR BATTLE, AND THE FIRST ROUND BEGINS! It's a shame two of them didn't reply though.
The voice boomed over the giant galactic stadium. A large crowd was cheering as a big event was finally underway; a tournament decided who were the greatest hero in the galaxy. "And for out first round, we got some pretty amazing faces making an appearance! First, we have the hero who stopped Queen-Slug-for-A-Butt, the Groovy Hero, Earthworm Jim!"
On the left side of the arena, Jim was seen chugging down a water bottle, throwing it to Peter Puppy, who barely caught it. "Alright! Time to smoke this guy!" Jim expressed with a wide grin as Peter sighed. "Jim, I think you should take this seriously. You're going up against all kinds of heroes across the galaxy, I'm pretty sure it won't be that easy."
Jim quickly pushed his comment aside. "Don't worry my little friend! I'm packing all kinds of weapons, and have you seen the photo of who I'm fighting? He looks like a baby! I got nothing to worry about!" Peter just sighed and rolled his eyes. "Okay, but don't make me say 'I told you so' if you lose."
"Like that's gonna happen!" Jim chuckled as walked onto stage. And for his opponent, the leader of the Bomberman Bros., the explosive extraordinare, White Bomber!
On the right side of the arena, White Bomber stood, looking in deep in thought. "Okay, I gotta make sure I don't slip up. One mistake and I could go down easy..." His thoughts were interupted when Red Bomber suddenly yelled from behind; "Yeah! YOU GOT THIS, WHITE!" Before long, Pink Bomber nodded with a wink "I don't think you've got nothing to worry about, White. You've fought worse."
"There is a chance he could lose...but the probability is low..." Blue Bomber noted before falling asleep. "Big Bro! If you win this tournament, can we all go out for burgers later?" Green Bomber spoke, half trying to encourage and half being manipulative. Yellow Bomber just cheered for his sibling. "Go, Big Bro!"
"If you don't win, I'll take the leader role from you." Black Bomber threatened, but deep down was rooting for him. "Just don't hurt him too hard, Big Bro...!" Aqua Bomber spoke up. With a smile, White clenched a fist. "Don't worry. I won't let you guys down!" He then stepped onto the stage.
Blocks dropped as the stage became more maze-like. White stretched a bit before putting on a determined looked, as Jim grinned as he pulled out his Blaster.
Let the match BEEEEEEGGGGIIIIINNN!!!
Fight[]
(- Super Bomberman R Online - Battle 64)
White quickly ran up to one of the blocks and placed one bomb down to set off an explosive. After one exploded, White went to continue, before noticing blocks being destroyed from the other side.
Before long, White saw Jim blast down a block with his blaster, and charge in. "Eat dirt, pal!" Pulling the trigger, various plasma shots flew out, forcing White to dodge each shot. He kept leaping about until he backed into a corner, while Jim twirled his blaster.
"See! This was easy!" Jim chuckled, as he pulled the trigger...and nothing came out. "Oh, the cliche 'no bullets when there's a clear shot' gag. Eh, I guess the fight wouldn't be interesting if I won in the first few seconds--"
He was cut off when White kicked him in the knees, causing him to whince in pain before he was punched in the stomach, knocking Jim back into a hard block.
Using this to get away, White leaped away and secretly put in the Memory Catridge for Sneaking, thus turning invisible. Getting up, Jim looked around, clearly confused onto where White could have gone...
Until he heard a noise behind him, and whipped out an axe to slash at it. Which was a bad idea as what he shot was a bomb, which blew up in his face, covering his face in soot. "Alright, wise guy, fight me like a man already!"
Meanwhile, White continued hiding as the invisibility lost effect. "Seems he's very trigger happy. I better be careful or--" He looked upwards to see something floating around. "--Is that a house?"
Said object was indeed a mini-house, it was the homing missile Jim had fired! White, realizing he was being homed in, leaped away just it was about to make contact, the enclosure-shaped explosive blowing the cover to bits. White turned to Jim, who smirked. "Found ya, ya bobblehead!"
"Bobblehead?! What's that supposed to mean?!" White questioned as Jim went and grabbed his head, shaking it. "This head! It's bigger than your whole body!" After that, Jim stopped shaking it...then promptly kicked White between the legs. "AGH! C-Cheap shot..." White groaned, before Jim pulled out a Slot Machine and turned the arm...and somehow, his own fist came out, sending White flying.
Hitting the ground with a groan, White stood up while shaking before noticing Jim pulling out the Electro-Gun and firing. Straightening up, White held his hands out, somehow creating a barrier that blocked the electric stream. Jim raised an eyebrow at this, but kept firing, as White lowered one hand to keep the barrier up while slipping in another memory cartridge; this one giving him the Vampire Killer.
"Come here!" He lashed it out, wrapping around Jim's arms (and making drop the electro-gun), and reeling him in with a comical squeal. Once he was in range, White dropped the whip and pulled out a hammer, slamming it into Jim's face (and causing his teeth to grow cracks not from the sheer impact, but from gritting it from the pain). Spinning up into the air, Jim felt disorientated before landing a little too early.
Until he looked down. "Snott! Thanks for helping your old pal here out." Jim congratulated as Snott had jumped out to become a platform for Jim to land on. White looked up, trying to figure out what happened. So when he saw Jim drop down with a katana, prompting him to flee as he went "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" as Jim missed his mark.
Pulling the sword out of the floor, Jim aimed the blade at White Bomber. "En garde!" White responded by putting another memory catridge in, acquiring a wooden sword. "Let's do this."
(Bomberman 2 DS - Battle Theme)
White ran in, moving at blitzing speeds while swinging the wooden sword, but Jim was able to quite casually dodge each slash by merely backing up, before swinging his blade himself, causing the sword to sliced in half. "Seriously, whatcha think was gonna happen?" Jim asked, before lifting the katana and swinging down...
He didn't expect White to whip out a shield and block the strike. Despite that, Jim just decided the best solution was to go ham on it, forcing White to back up as he kept up the swings. Soon enough, White was backed into a corner, barely holding onto his shield as Jim merrily slashed away. "C'mon, let go of that shield already!"
As he attempted to knock away the defensive item, White went into a bit of thinking. "Wait, that's it!" Pulling out a Wind Bomb, he let it detonate, launching Jim away with a yell and allowing White to stand back up. QUickly thinking of another tactic, his eyes lit up at an idea that came to him.
Jim however, stood up in a daze, before shaking it off; quite literally too. "Alright, my explosive foe, you've got lotsa tricks, but I'm a man of sheer will!" Jim declared, as he rushed in, pulling out a hatchet to hack White with. The explosive expert stood his ground. Whe Jim got close enough, White put in another Memory Cartridge; this time being Zero Shift.
As a result, Jim found himself changing positions with White, causing him to slam the hatchet against a random block. As he was trying to pull it out, White pulled out a remote, and pressed the button. Before Jim could react, he was caught in a cross shaped explosion. WHen it cleared, Jim was once again covered in soot, that he shaked up before growling. "Okay, time for a wide-spread attack!"
He slipped on the Triple-Finger Gun, and took aim. Opening fire, White found himself seeing what could be described as bullet hell in real time; he started dodging frantically as the bulelts came from every corner, but ultimately wasn't successful; a few finally hit him, causing him to fall over and clutch at his leg with a grunt of pain. Jim kept firing, not wanting to stop the pressure.
"Think White, what can you do...?" White questioned, before coming up with an idea, and pulling a special bomb and throwing it out. Jim didn't hestitate to shoot it, and while it did explode harmlessly in the air, there was one little issue: this was the Stained Glass bomb.
And the glass shards flew out, and good amount went into Jim's eyes.
White flinched a bit at the sight.
Jim lowered his gun, took a deep breath...then screamed at the top of his lungs, running around as his eyes turned bloodshot from the pain. He ran in circles, crashing into walls, and even pulling out one of his guns to try and fire wildly...but he pulled out the Bubble Gun, which was ultimately harmless. Putting on the Tackle Belt, White charged forth, and did what the belt's label said; tackled Jim to the ground and grabbed his head.
"Time to end this!" White pulled, and yanked Jim outside of the suit, tossing him aside as the worm made a grunt. Pulling out a bomb, White held it tightly as he stared down the worm. "Surrender, you're done." But he was caught off-guard when he felt something tap his back...and turned around to to get a mallet to the face
What White didn't know, was that Jim's suit can function on it's own! Being knocked to the floor, White stood up to see the suit pick up Jim and put him inside. Before he could process that, the suit's arms turned into talons that reached and grabbed White, before putting him under his arm and pulling out a teeter totter and standing on it.
"And away we go!" Jim pulled out a concrete block, and with a simple toss, the teeter totter launched both him and White into space. The explosive hero yelled as Jim grinned...at least until White planted his feet into his chest and kicked him off, before pulling out a Fire Bomb and tossing it, causing a massive explosion that launched them further...and destroyed any cameras following them.
The two flew across the stars before crashing against a random planet. Groaning, White got up before looking around in surprise...then noticed Jim was missing. "Wait, where'd he go....?"
The second he heard some grass shuffling, White turned around and looked on in shock as Jim was riding Wilbur, a pig, into battle. "YEEEEE HAW! Ride the wind, Wilbur!"
(- Earthworm Jim 2 - Anything but Tangerines)
Takkng aim, Jim fired from a completely different gun; the Cleaver. White ducked under the shot, but not before questioning. "Was that a meat cleaver?!" He stood back up, and found himself being floored again; because the cleaver actually returned and slammed into the back of his head.
Ths cleaver returned to the gun, and Jim had Wilbur run atop of White, stomping on him constantly. This kept White pinned down, and was digging him deeper into the dirt. But as this happened, White slowly saw what seemed to be a familar egg....
The next thing Jim knew, a kangaroo-like creature poppes out, knocking him and Wilbur over, as White clung onto it's back; it was a Louie! When it landed, White pet it's head, then it charged in for battle.
White threw a Navarm Bomb, in which Jim ran away from, but Wilbur couldn't; being roasted into a full roasted pig. Jim stared with a massive jawdrop, before turning to White and gritting his teeth. "C'mere furball, I gotta bone to pick with ya!"
The Louie leaped up, with White yelling "Slam him down!" The Louie nodded and and plunged downwards, Jim clenching a fist before striking the Louie right before it crushed him, sending him into a tree. White hit the floor, and looked to his right...and widened his eyes at the fur coat that was once the Louie. "Did he...how did he...?"
He didn't have long before an extendable boxing glove smashed into his chest, sending him off the cliff. Thinking quickly, White leaped up, as something flew in; the Bomber Slider. Now swiftly moving down the muddy cliff, White looked behind him, and saw Jim approaching...on a motorcycle? With twin blasters on the back?
"Oh you've gotta be kidding me...." White mumbled, as Jim began to open fire with a wide grin. White began to swerve around the fired shots. He went up a small lump of ground like a ramp, flipping over it and landing beside Jim. Jim pulled out a minigun, but before he could even fire, White performed a spin to caused Jim to lose control.
"Whoa, whoa, hey, hey!" Jim spun in circles as White continued forth. Before long, Jim regain control and shot a spear from the head. This time, White was hit, the board splitting in two and causing him to tumble off the edge of the cliffside and into the body of water below, as Jim drove off in style. "How about that, ya big headed--"
CRASH!!!
And Jim crashed into a tree. The weight of the Wormcycle and him caused the tree to fall into the same body of water White fell into.
(- Twister - Earthworm Jim 3D)
Upon landing in the water, Jim quickly regained focus as he looked around for the robot. Pulling out a Laser Gun, Jim kept this guard up, before hearing something from behind him; and turning around and firing.
Indeed, it was White! And he was using the Bomber Marine to traverse underwater fine. Jim reached out and began to fire, White smoothly weaving around the shots as he began to launch bombs like torpedos. Jim took aim and fired his laser gun at the bombs coming forth, blowing them up underwater as the smoked obscured both of their views.
Jim squinted and saw White's figure in the smoke. Grinning, he took out a rifle with a bayonet and fired...just to see it go through the target as if it wasn't there at all! Confused, Jim came closer and attempted to stab him with the bayonet, but found his attempts fruitless.
That was because he was actually projection of light to trick Jim into attacking! In reality, White was outside the water, on the grassy side."Looks like he fell for it. Time to end this!" Pulling out an Ice Bomb, White threw it into the water, and after a few seconds, it exploded, freezing the water.
"That takes care of that!" White proclaimed, before beginning to think. "Now how do I get back to the arena....?" White muttered, before hearing a cracking sound from behind. Curious, he turned around, and saw cracks slowly appearing on one part of the water....
Then Jim brusted out, not out of willpower, not out of anger...but simply because--
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNN FFRREEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!!"
...Yeah, that. Jim began to jump around from pain, causing the planet itself to shake. White began to lose balance, but not before reaching in and throwing various bombs; Tomato Bombs, Chemical Bombs, all the kinds! The explosions were mostly dodged, but Jim did get tomato juice and takoyaki grease all over his suit.
After his little freak out, Jim gritted his teeth and took aim with a revolver, in response, White put in the Memory Catridge of Trace, gaining his own Blaster.
"Hey! You can't just copy my Blaster! I'm sure that's breaking copyright laws!" Jim complained, to which White just facepalmed with a groan of annoyance. Was that really his priority right now?
The fight continued, with Jim shooting as much as he can, while White kept dodging an rolling, shooting when he saw a clear shot. Jim leaped over, taking aim and firing and laughing as White took cover. After a bit, he discarded the Blaster, and put in the Memory Catridge for Mist.
Traveling past Jim, who believed that it was smoke from the shots, White turned back to his usual self and kicked a bomb into Jim's back, causing him to faceplant.
"How'd you get over--" He paused when he looked at the bomb in front of him. "Oh, hey! Yellow ones!" Another Yellow bomb was thrown his way. "Hey, another!" What was being thrown were Bait Bombs, items that attract foes closer. White counted down, before the explosion went off, sending the earthworm toward a tall patch of grass.
White, knowing now that Jim was absurdly durable, waited a bit. For all he knew Jim was just getting a new weapon.
He was half-right, as Jim suddenly emerged...on the back of a giant hamster! White yelled in surprise as he saw it come closer and barely leaped to the side. "That's the target! C'mon, get him, pal!"
White ran off, turning around while moving to throw a Light Bomb at the Hamster. The explosion occurred, as while Jim was unaffected, the hamster was, now frozen in time. "Hey, what's with you? We're supposed to be chasing that guy down!"
As Jim attempted to figure out what was going on, White ran to plan his next move. As he was running, he stopped when he saw a familar face; a Tirra. "Hey! Can you help me out here?"
Back with Jim, the hamster broke out of being frozen in time. Jim quickly jump on it's back, and it charged towards where White was...but it was meant with the Tirra headbutting it back! White was riding the Tirra and both were prepared for combat.
"Oh, so you got your own little pal, huh?" Jim commented as he pulled out thr Egg Cucker, and began to open fire. White didn't falter, pulling out a barrier bomb and holding it out as a rhino rushed in.
Jim's eggs bounced off the bomb harmlessly and spattered across the floor as White then threw it qt Jim, with the hamster quickly getting away to avoid being blown to bits. What it didn't realize, was that White threw a boomerang out,which when it dodged the Barrier Bomb, the boomerang hit the back of it's head. With it stunned, the Tirra charged in to tackle it!
The hamster quickly regained it's focus and headbutted the Tirra too. The animals began to slug it out, with the riders themselves pulling out their own weaponry. White threw out a bomb which homed in on Jim, who used a Light Machine Gun to blow it up before it even got close.
The Tirra quickly jumped to kick the hamster in the face. The hamster stumbled back a bit, before rushing to tackle, but instead found itself in a grapple match with the rhino. Jim attenpted to shoot White with his LMG, but the explosive expert quickly punched it out of his hands.
Jim clung onto the back of the hamster, causing it to jerk it's head back and force Jim forward, causing a banana peel bomb to fly out his suit. The Tirra did not notice, and was thus launched sky high into the air as the explosion went off from being stepped on. White held on, and the Tirra looked down to see it's foe below it, and charged down, horn out.
They didn't expect the hamster to open it's mouth wide, and thus they were devoured in seconds. "Woo! Good job, my furry friend!" Jim said, before quickly saying "And I don't mean in the creepy cosplayer term!"
After a bit, the bloated hamster went back yo normal. "Wow, that's fast metabolism! Guess the fight's over. See ya folks!" Jim waved to the screen.
KO--
Jim suddenly heard a ticking sound from the hamster's stomach, and turned around to see an explosion go off, blowing through the hamster and leaving it as a charcoaled rodent. Behind Jim, White and the Tirra appeared, having gotten assistance from Pommy to warp out. "Thanks, Pommy."
"Hey! The fight was declared!" Jim complained, but began screaming when the Tirra started charging after him. His madcap dash went all the way to the edge of a cliff, in which he turned around to see the Tirra getting closer. In a panic, he took out the Groovy Blaster AND a drone in hopes of hitting. Too bad the Tirra dodged every shot, before ramming him off the ledge screaming.
"That takes care of that..." White said, as the Tirra walked away. Meanwhile, Jim was falling, before thinking to himself. "Wait, this can't be how the episode ends! This is too boring of a finisher! Let me see..." He pulled out the machine he used to see the episode's end.
He saw a scene of him on his Pocket Rocket getting ready to kick his opponent, but when White merely grabbed him, he dropped literally dead. Notably, White had a weird dark aura on him. "That's...worse. I better reinact it, but prevent my demise!"
White and Tirra heard the noise of something rising, and turned around to see Jim on the Pocket Rocket, doing a cowboy impression as he flew up, with White groaning. "Alright, time to end this here and now."
The Tirra grabbed White and threw him with all it's might, White quickly putting in the Judgement memory cartridge as he was launched, as he was now traveling slower through the air. Jim got ready to kick, but remember what the machime showed him and instead used the Pea Shooter to blast him from a distance.
White lost the aura as he spun out from the force of the shot, and Jim rammed the Pokcet Rocket into him, and piloted it through the sun (not before putting sunscreen on himself), White grunting as he soon pushed himself off. Now ready, White got on the Bomber Jet, and began flying after his opponent.
Jim took out a large gun and began firing bullets, bombs, missiles, even darts! White weaved around the shots and whipped out a couple lightning bombs and threw them forth, most being exploded by the shots, but two came in and zapped Jim, and short circuited the gun.
With an opening in sight, White threw a Gravity Bomb causing a Black Hole to appear behind Jim when it detonated. Jim let out a girly scream as the Pocket Rocket was sucked in, as Jim was getting sucked in himself! He tried swimming through space, but it did him no good as he came closer...
Until he suddenly whipped out his Blaster and fired a Mega Plasma at it, launching him out of it's pull. White, seeing this, blasted towards him, and both slammed into each other....
And for a second, everything was still.
Then a giant explosive flash appeared as a orb of light expanded across the universe, engulfing it. After a few seconds, all the light faded...and it's revealed the entire universe was destroyed. Vaporized by the sheer energy of the strike.
All but White and Jim.
"W-What happened?! Where are we?!" White questioned, frantically looking around in the dark, black void. "Oh, I think we clashed a little too hard and the universe got completely obliterated from just how strong we are." Jim explained in a relaxed tone, not one fitting for the situation.
"WHAT?!" White bellowed out in horror as Jim shrugged. "Yeah, it happened. Hey, shows just how strong we are! Not the end of the world."
"NOT THE END OF THE WORLD?! WE DESTROYED ALL WORLDS! EVERYONE'S DEAD!" White yelled. If he ‐wasn't a robot, he would've likely popped a vain. "Sheesh, blow out my ear drums why dontcha? I've done this before, it's an easy fix!"
He gave a knock to the screen. "Hey, Animator! Mind fixing up this mess? It happened again." After a few seconds, a pencil appeared.
([https://youtu.be/IgUFC6b4E0s Customize Bomberman - Bomberman Ultra)
"Okay, so I know you're likely annoyed, but we kinda need ya to fix the universe." Jim explained to the animator. White, unaware, was left befuddled. "Who are you talking to?"
The pencil got to work, drawing stars, planets, galaxies, the whole shabang. White looked around in wonder as the universe was just.. reverted as if the destruction never occurred.
"And with that, let me just..." Jim quickly pulled a setting onto screen; the tournament arena. White faceplanted from gavity suddenly appearing as Jim dusted his hands off. "That oughta do it! But first..." He suddenly grabbed the pencil and pulled it into the fight. "Time for some extra firepower!"
(Battle 64 Final Phase - Super Bomberman R Online)
White stood back up as Jim charged in with tbe pencil, and was quick to leap out of the way. Jim attempted another swipe, but White rolled away and pulled out the Memory Cartridge for Tokimeki Field, making Jim freeze up. With an opening on sight, White leaped back and pulled out an RC Bomb, and piloted it into Jim.
The explosion covered Jim, and White squinted for any hinted of Jim...until he suddenly saw the pencil fly out and hit his arm...the eraser, that is! His left arm was erased from existence, leaving him wide-eyed. "W-What...?"
"Oh yeah! Now it's time to kick you to the curb!" Jim rushed out and tackled White to the floor. He then picked up the pencil. "Sorry pal, but this is a Death Battle episode so I have to kill ya." Jim explained, but just as he was about to erase White...he fell over, suit breaking apart.
"Oh, of course I run outta battery now of all times!" Jim whined, before popping out and quickly wrapping himself around the neck of White, who was still processing his erased arm to defend himself. Now being choked, White tried to pull him off to no avail, before reaching down...
...And everything froze. White had used the Time Stop to freeze time, and was able to now pull Jim off with ease. Deciding this was now or never, White set two bombs before kicking them together, getting the Dangerous Bomb, and lifting it and throwing it onto Jim. He then put on a vest, then put in the Memory Cartridge for the Contra Shot.
And then, he fired.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A giant explosion engulfed the entire arena, reducing it to rubble. When the smoke cleared, White was perfectly fine due to the Vest. Jim? He was reduced to darkened version of himself...that blew into dust when a sudden gust of wind blew by.
"...AND OUR WINNER IS WHITE BOMBER! STAY TUNED AS THE NEXT MATCH BETWEEN AN INTERGALACTIC BOUNTY HUNTER AND LOMBAX-ROBOT DUO WILL START IN AN HOUR!" The announcer yelled as the crowd cheered. White stood up, and pumped a fist in victory.
Then fell to his knees as his siblings rushed to help him up. This was gonna be a long tourney, huh?
Results[]
Thunder: Well...Peter told ya.
Metroid: This match was interesting. Both White Bomberman and Earthworm Jim wielded absurd weapons and skills that would definitely give each other trouble, but White had the edge more often than not.
Thunder: First, let's talk strength and durability. Jim was able to clash with Psy-Crow, which destroyed the universe, and had not a single scratch! Impressive, but not to Bomby.
Metroid: White was able to defeat Terrorin, who created five worlds with descriptions sich as hyperpace or dimension, meaning he fought someone who created multiple universes. A bit higher than Jim's one.
Thunder: However, Jim did have a speed edge! White dodging light beams has got nothing on Jim's speeding across galaxies reaction time, so White would have trouble landing a good hit. Hell, White's explosives are...well, various explosives. Jim's got way more versatility up his sleeve, and some of his weapons could easily catch White offguard!
Metroid: But ultimately Jim couldn't actually hurt White. And while Jim had a bizarre arsenal, White's was more deadlier, such as Black Holes. And Jim's arsenal actually had ammo on all of it, while White only has limited bombs on very specific ones, meaning he had more freedom.
Thunder: It helps White's smarter too. I mean, Jim's a conplete idiot who often gets into trouble because of an act of stupidity he did! White's more careful as a fighter, and his usage of bombs can be used in a clever manner, so he one-ups there, as he can easily keep tricking Jim over and over.
Metroid: Now Jim's Toon Force is wacky enough to give White trouble at first, but White's greater experience means he would eventually find a way around it. Not only that, but even Jim saw one possible outcome, White had more ways to win, meaning Jim would only know how to prevent ONE scenario.
Thunder: And even if he did manage to destroy White, Bombdude's regenerated after he was blown up into nothing in a submarine before! So even if he could, Jim wouldn't keep him down for very long.
Metroid: Jim does have a trump card, though; the animator's pencil. However, Jim has only used it ONCE, and it's not something he'll think of rigjt away. Even then, White has more reliable kill moves, such as the Gravity Bomb, a Time Stop-Dangerous Bomb combo, or the Judgement Memory Cartirdge, all of which are easily accessable by White.
Thunder: There's also the fact enough labor can make Jim's suit run outta battery. And a fight where his opponent is leagues better than him durability wise? Yeah he's likely draining that thing quick. ESPECIALLY with White being able to make barriers or hold up a shield.
Metroid: Jim was a wild card of a foe, but White's power, intellect, and far more reliable finishing blows sealed the deal.
Thunder: Jim totally bombed this one.
Metroid: The winner is White Bomber.
White Bomber
+ Stronger
+ More Durable
+ Far more deadlier arsenal
+ Smarter
+ More ammo on his side
+ Far more clever
+ More Experience
+ Regeneration will be a pain to overcome
+ Death Manip hax
+ Time Stop helps HEAVILY
+ Actually defensive options
+ Could drain the suit's batteries from prolonging the fight
- Slower
- Not as versatile
- More straightforward arsenal
- Could have ONE possible kill move removed
- Toon Force will be a pain
- Could get erased
Earthworm Jim
+ Faster
+ A bit more versatile in weapons
+ Arsenal is very wacky, could keep throwing White offguard
+ Could see the outcome to try and alter it
+ Toon Force can be a pain in the neck, especially transmutation
+ Animator's Pencil could erase White from existence
- Weaker
- Less Durable
- Not as deadly arsenal
- Idiot
- Limited ammo
- Rushes in, guns blazing
- Not as experienced
- Has no way around regen
- Death Manip will fuck him over
- No counter to timestop
- Zero defensive options
- Suit could run outta batteries
Next Time[]