Description[]
Both of these combatants loses against their opponents, but four others will lose and only one will be the winner.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: They are the unlucky ones, they’ve lost against their combatants.
Wiz: Indeed, one has a chance to be a winner. We have: Freddy Fazbear, Star-Lord, The Underminer, Baldi, and Optimus Prime.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win this... Death Battle Royale.
Freddy Fazbear[]
Wiz: Freddy Fazbear is the mascot of the Fazbear Pizzeria, according that the pizzeria has “Fazbear” in it. He is seen on stage alongside Bonnie and Chica, while other animatronic is known as Foxy who is alone.
Boomstick: Poor fox, he is alone in dark...
Wiz: They are not a only animatronic in that restaurant, there is also the golden version of Freddy, called Golden Freddy.
Boomstick: Oh my gosh, he is creepy...
Wiz: Freddy is so stealthy that he can hide almost perfectly, making you think he might probably teleport.
Boomstick: Maybe he really does teleport, like Slenderman. Maybe he doesn’t, it’s not 100% confirmed.
Wiz: The animatronics are haunted by the spirit of a ghost children, William Afton, also known as Purple Guy, killed them and put them in the animatronics’ body.
Boomstick: Jeez, that’s brutal. Man, what did these kids do to him?
Wiz: His real name is probably known as Gabriel, before he is currently known as Freddy Fazbear.
Boomstick: He probably would be over 40 years old, according that his normal self got killed in 1985, oh wait he would turn 50 in few years!
Wiz: He have a microphone that can possibly smash skulls, he can easily murder humans, he can easily sneaks behind cameras, can hide so well that the security guard doesn’t see him.
Boomstick: He probably move so freaking fast, or it’s just him having a teleportation.
Wiz: If he does, then why doesn’t he kill the security guard the easily way?
Boomstick: Hm... You have a good point, it’s just a game though.
Wiz: Freddy is able to throw arcade machines around like it’s a toy for him, he is able to break a steel door, he can rip metal, but he can be easily damage and he won’t die even if his physical body is destroyed.
Boomstick: That’s cause he have a soul of a ghost child. However, he can underestimate his opponents, he has no formal combat skill, and he can easily be killed by Purple Guy himself.
Wiz: He has survived many years being alive, and getting different forms. Like Withered Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, and the white Freddy in Sister Location.
Boomstick: I wouldn’t mess with this guy, he’s too dangerous!
The light turned off, Freddy’s eyes were flashing and music was going on, until his eyes was shut, until seconds later he jump scares the player.
Star-Lord[]
Wiz: Peter Jason Quill grew up under the care of his mother and grandfather, he has a fatherless childhood. When he was 8 years old, Meredith became affected with terminal brain cancer.
Boomstick: I feel bad for him.
Wiz: Indeed. After his mother’s death, he ran out of the hospital crying and was suddenly abducted by the Ravagers. He was adopted by Yondu Udonta.
Boomstick: He’s Mary Poppins, y’all!
Wiz: He grew up in a Ravager clan, Yonda taught him how to fight and kept threatening to eat him in order for him to fight in self-defense.
Boomstick: He became Star-Lord, the name that his mother given to him. The dancing and a lot of criminal records guy with a mask and two space guns. And must I remind everyone here, his dancing saved a planet from Ronan.
Wiz: And must I remind you that his rage ruined the plan of saving the half of universe by just hitting Thanos.
Boomstick: Damn, Wiz. You didn’t have to roast me like that.
Wiz: He’s half human and half God.
Boomstick: In comic it’s different, it’s where he is half human and half Spartax, almost sound like Spartan but in a space.
Wiz: Star-Lord holds amounts of supernatural durability and endurance to the point that he actually withstand the energy of an Power Stone for a short time without dying physically, though there were severe burns and few scars all over his body, he was able to heal thanks to his Celestial powers.
Boomstick: That’s when you realize that he is the son of Ego in a movie!
Wiz: Quill is better at hand-to-hand combat, he was able to fight against Gamora, who was trained by Thanos himself.
Boomstick: He can uses his two blasters to strike and knock his opponents unconscious with a strike to the head. And he is an highly trained in thievery, though his rage is his weakness, his rage ruined something once.
Wiz: Quill has a jet boot which he activates them with buttons, it can rotate in any direction and can be used for great speed through the air.
Boomstick: This guy can clearly remember his childhood movies, like Footloose 1984, where he may saved a planet because of that. Everyone should know him as Star-Lord!
Iron Man: We’re getting no help from Flash Gordon here.
Star-Lord: Flash Gordon? By the way, that’s a compliment. Don’t forget, I’m half-human. So that’s 50% of me that’s stupid? That’s 100% you.
Underminer[]
Wiz: Mr. Incredible is a superhero with super strength, fights bad guys in his young days in Metroville, one of the villain that Mr. Incredible also fight is known as The Underminer.
Boomstick: Can’t tell if he is a human or a robot mole.
Wiz: Not confirmed, but his real name was known as Doug Talpid.
Boomstick: By the way, he didn’t show a lot of feats in the movie, it’s only show after his first speech in the first film, he robbed a bank and got away with it.
Wiz: Video Game and the second movie are different, and he didn’t die in a video game because in a comic book it shows that he actually survived. And I think the reason that they were different is because it could avoid possible spoilers from a game, and he robbed the bank to buy parts for his world-dominating machines.
Boomstick: Well he’s rich now! And his vehicle drill are impressive enough that it can literally dig the Earth’s Molten Core, and only if you knew, that bastard tries to push Violet Parr there...
Wiz: That was in Comic Book, go read that if you’re interested.
Boomstick: He almost caused the Robot Invasion in 1960s, and yes the Incredibles usually take place in 1960s. He can make technology and doomsday devices!
Wiz: The Incredibles family are shown to struggle to stop a vehicle drill that’ll destroy a city, and when Frozone steps in, he succeeded stopping one.
Boomstick: The Underminer fought Mr. Incredible, who has a super strength, he can even block the punches and survive the punches from him!
Wiz: It’s easy to assume that Mr. Incredible might be holding back, but I’m not 100% sure if he did.
Boomstick: Underminer once built a giant red robot covered in Incredibles’ uniform, capturing three thousands people including Helen and Violet with a help of another villain called Vine, and setting off bombs to get the whole bank underground. He is very interesting, people may have think he is a joke.
Wiz: He can get shot like normal humans, couldn’t beat the giant gorilla attacking him in giant fake Incredibles robot, and relies on his drill and robots for combat.
Boomstick: Expect he can consider yourselves undermined!
The Underminer: Behold, the Underminer! I’m always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!
Baldi[]
Wiz: A school is an educational place that is designed to make students learn about the subjects such as Math, Science, History, PE, English, Foreign Languages, etc.
Boomstick: It’s designed to make kids wake up at morning earliest than how they wake up when they have no school, it’s make us all tired.
Wiz: Some of the students don’t just listen, they can break rules. They can make some trouble, bullies someone, sleeping, eating, listening to music headphones and not paying attention, and all these stuffs.
Boomstick: Those types of stuff will 100% not be allow in Here School, trust me, this crazy teacher can listen to anything.
Wiz: Baldi, the teacher that only teaches Math and nothing else. He will first greets you to his schoolhouse, giving you addition and subtraction math problems, it’s easy at first.
Boomstick: As for the Third Question, uh oh. You better be running!
Wiz: The third question notebook would be incorrect no matter what, once you get that incorrect, Baldi will be angry and chase you with a sharp ruler. However, he has a good hearing ears, he can hear whenever player opens the door and whatever sound they make.
Boomstick: Loud noises will make him forget what he was doing a second ago, I’ll advise you guys to bring out the loud music or something. And Here School doesn’t seem to be a educational place, expect it’s abusive! Baldi can literally kill or knock you out with his sharp ruler!
Wiz: Baldi’s speed increases every time player collect notebook, or rather getting it wrong, the game will get more difficult if he’s faster.
Boomstick: Once you collected all notebook, he will sound calm at first then he will scream and threat you to run while you can, then he’ll laughs and chase the player very fast. That psychopath should be in mental hospital.
Wiz: Baldi has survived getting slam in the wall by Gotta Sweep in high speed.
Boomstick: And his back turns out to be just fine! He must either have strong bones or have no bones at all.
Wiz: He have other strange looking students and principal, who can help Baldi to get the player the fastest way. However, he can only one-shot the player and the end.
Boomstick: This guy also break the world record that he can eat apple by like 10 seconds and could get easily distracted. Which could be faster than anyone who ever eat the apple, unless prove me wrong. This Here School will be nobody’s favorite school!
Baldi jumpscares
Optimus Prime[]
Wiz: Now for the last combatant.
Boomstick: Yay, I was getting little sleepy there. Glad we are almost done.
Wiz: Orion Pax was originally a civilian dock-worker, he was chosen by the Matrix of Leadership to become a Prime, to which he currently call himself... Optimus Prime.
Boomstick: He is the leader of Autobot forces! The strongest of any Autobot his size, and he also would sacrifice himself to protect his Autobots like a true hero and he does so on a regular basis.
Wiz: He possesses powerful martial arts, military tactics, excellent and powerful leadership, decision-making skills, having good weaponry, and being dedicated to build peace with humans.
Boomstick: He could destroy building and damage Cybertronians with physically blows, and of course he can outrun a car! I wonder if he can outrun a train?
Wiz: He have Arsenal equipment which includes Ion Blaster, Shield, Emerson Axe and Sword, Dual Emerson Hooks and Swords as well, and Dual Heavy Cannons.
Boomstick: He have a jet pack too. And also he has a worst rivalry, named Megatron, who can be strong as him.
Wiz: The problem is he can hold back as he is afraid that he may harm those around him or which planet he’s on.
Boomstick: That’s just like Superman.
Wiz: I know, however he can get stab by his enemies, and can even die from that stab.
Boomstick: Sadly he died too many time, but he lived! It’s like almost 30 times he done that!
Wiz: He commanded thousands battles, he can overpowered all other his enemies,
Boomstick: He have years of leadership and combat experience, and he must be around thousand years old! He can extend swords or hooks from his wrists and keeps Ion Blaster from his back.
Wiz: With his jets, he can fly into a space in a short timeframe, though it can sometimes take several months.
Boomstick: He can withstand attacks from Grindor and his other enemies, he can even kill Grindor with ease!
Wiz: He often abandons his own mortal code and can brutally slaughters and kill his enemies if he want to or have to.
Boomstick: It doesn’t matter what’s is in his way or he’s in trouble, he always roll out!
Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on.
Poll[]
Pre Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE
Wiz: Royale.
Death Battle[]
It was a normal day on Metroville. Baldi decided to take a break at Metroville for a weekend, Freddy Fazbear is in a truck being replace to other pizzeria, Peter Quill came back to Earth alone and to see what Metroville look like now. Baldi sit on a bench to grade homework from his students, Baldi seems to be distracted by a car and car’s honk, the talkings, and dog barking.
Baldi: Man, too much noises. I barely know what I am doing, I better go to somewhere quiet. That’s why I liked indoors than outdoors.
As Baldi gets up, he felt the ground shaking, only to see that a giant drill vehicle came out of the ground behind Baldi, Baldi quickly ran and dodged. He was shock to see that, Quill was there too, he was also shocked. The truck that Freddy was in, got knocked over, but Freddy survived and got out of the vehicle to see what just happened.
Baldi: What the heck just happened?! I will beat up whoever caused that!
Star-Lord: I’d advise that you get out of here quick.
Baldi: You don’t tell me what to do!
Star-Lord: Oh, big talk from a bald guy huh?
Freddy was angry too, he wanted to fight as well knowing that he can’t stay death that long. The Underminer was shown and was trying to make announcement until he was interrupted by Baldi.
Baldi: Hey! You just ruined my day! I hope you’ll get pay for this!
Freddy: That cue ball didn’t have to yell...
Underminer: You dare to interrupt my speech?! Let’s see what you got while my drill vehicles do its job.
The Underminer got down to confront Baldi, and Baldi grabs his sharp ruler that he’s been keeping, Underminer laughs at his weapon not knowing it’s sharp.
Underminer: You think you can defeat me with that thing? Hah! You are the d—
Before Underminer could finish his sentence, he got blasted by Star-Lord’s blasters.
Star-Lord: Dude, get out of here!
Baldi: Thank you for your concerns, but no. You go, or else you’ll be next.
Star-Lord: Alright.
Star-Lord shoots his blasters at Baldi, he then flys his jet at Underminer, shooting blasters at him which he dodges. The Underminer grabs a bench and throw it at Star-Lord who got hit, Baldi was about to charge but he was stop by Freddy and he throw him away. Freddy turn around, but he got smack by Baldi, Baldi tries to land another strikes at Freddy but Freddy punch Baldi in the chest. Star-Lord was thrown and Freddy dodges, he charges at Underminer who got hit by Underminer’s shoulder, The Underminer punches Freddy and Freddy punches back. Baldi tries to stab Quill with a ruler but missed, Quill hit Baldi with his blaster and blast him. Quill turn around and and uses his two blasters to shoot at Freddy and Underminer, Freddy got thrown, Underminer charges and as Quill was using his jet packs to escape but Underminer grabs him by legs and slam him on a ground. Baldi drop kicks the Underminer, as he swings his ruler the Underminer blocks and punches Baldi. Freddy tackles Quill on a ground, and tries to step on his face but Quill uses his jet pack to escape then he shoots his blasters at Freddy.
Star-Lord: Who, or what are you?
The footsteps was heard, both of combatants look up to see Optimus Prime who stopped the other drills by destroying the city.
Optimus Prime: Alright, who’s the cause of all this?
Star-Lord: Whoa, a giant talking robot exist?
Freddy: How could I not know that the outdoors were very interesting and I missed it a lot?
Underminer: No Incredibles, no fools, and no giant talking robot shall stop my plan!
Another of vehicle drill came out of the ground and and it almost hit Optimus Prime, he uses the sword to destroy it. Optimus Prime pull out his gun and tries to shoot all of these combatants but they ran away. Expect Star-Lord is using his blasters to shoot Optimus Prime, and going in different directions by speed. While inside the building Baldi chased Underminer, and they both were stopped by Freddy.
Freddy: You guys aren’t going anywhere.
Underminer: Enough! You both shall perish for trying to ruin my plan!
Baldi swings his ruler, but Underminer dodges and punches Baldi, Freddy tries to bite Underminer but he body slammed him. Baldi stabs Underminer in his arm, the Underminer throw his right hook at Baldi, spitting the blood out of his mouth. Freddy kicks Underminer and uppercut Baldi’s chin, the Underminer grabs Freddy by back, lifting him up and throwing him to Baldi. Freddy with his microphone hits Baldi in face three times until Baldi rolls over, little did he know he got kicked by Underminer, he got thrown and Freddy swings his microphone at Underminer, who dodges and throw his punch at Freddy’s cheek who fell. Baldi jumps and attempts to stab the Underminer with a ruler, who grabs him in neck and tosses him nearby window, Freddy then bites Underminer’s leg. The Underminer yelp and uses his “Jack Hammer” to almost destroy Freddy’s head, Baldi jumps in and stabs Underminer’s shoulder with a ruler. Underminer elbows Baldi’s arm, nearly breaking it, and then uppercuts Baldi who fell on the ground.
Underminer: Pathetic fools, none of your weapons will overpower me!
Then next shows that Star-Lord is still battling Optimus Prime, he got hit by Optimus Prime and he got smashed through the shop. Quill then came out, and blasted Optimus Prime’s groins, then Optimus Prime also grabs his gun and starts shooting at him. In inside of building, Underminer hits Baldi so hard that he slams on the ground, Freddy behind him bites Underminer’s shoulder, Underminer body slam Freddy. When Baldi wants to strike, but Freddy grabs him and snaps Baldi’s neck, then he dropped on the ground, lifeless.
4 Combatants left
Freddy then look at Underminer.
Freddy: I guess it’s just me and you now.
Little did Freddy know, Star-Lord got smashed through inside the building where the Underminer and Freddy were standing.
Freddy: Nevermind.
Star-Lord: Hey guys, mind helping out here?
Star-Lord got captured by Optimus Prime and he pull him out and throw him like a toy, The Underminer tries to grabs Freddy but Freddy was too quick to strike and punches his face, Underminer uppercuts Freddy’s stomach then knees Freddy’s face. Freddy bites Underminer’s arm, who yelp and then by grabbing him and throwing him away. Freddy ran away, Underminer chase him in stairs, only to see that Freddy is outside of the rooftop. Freddy laughs.
Underminer: What are you laughing at, you foolish bear?
Freddy: I’ll admit you has a good hits, and seems to be smart. But you’re not that smart if you believe you can get away with it easily, it’s true that I did a lot of bad things and got away with it, but you took too many lives than I did.
Underminer: What is exactly your point? I always get away!
Freddy: Heh, let’s see who will get away alive, shall we?
Both combatants charge and punches fists, Underminer overpowered Freddy and nearly smash his skull, as Freddy tries to bite Underminer, the Underminer breaks Freddy’s mouth. The Underminer grabs his neck and tosses him forward upwards, only to get shot by Optimus Prime’s gun and dodged by Star-Lord, his entire body got destroyed and dissolved, no body left.
3 Combatants left
Underminer chuckles as he saw Freddy gone, he went and laugh off the rooftop to get on Optimus Prime’s head and trying to smash some parts there. As he see Star-Lord is trying to explode the Optimus Prime and couldn’t, and Underminer realized he also couldn’t destroy Optimus Prime who is moving too fast, he jumped on Star-Lord instead.
Star-Lord: Ah, get of off me you fat mole!
Both combatants got dropped into ground, Star-Lord shoots a electricity at Underminer, who fell on the ground then the Underminer demanded all of his robots to attack both of them, Star-Lord blasts few of them while Optimus Prime, of course, stepping on them or shooting at them. Star-Lord throws a device at Underminer, which electricity-glued Underminer at the building, who’s trying to get out, Optimus Prime was about to shoot Underminer, Underminer smashed that device and dodged out of there alive. Optimus Prime continues to shoot him, he runs until he reaches the sewer.
Optimus Prime: Enough! This got to stop, now!
Underminer: Oh I got one more thing for you!
Underminer jumped off the sewer, Star-Lord tries to fly away but was caught by one of Underminer’s robot, who he immediately destroyed but got hit by Optimus Prime. They both noticed the earthquake, the giant red robots covered in Incredibles’ uniform came out of the ground, and faces Optimus Prime and Star-Lord.
Underminer: Behold! My invention that is same as your size! You both shall perish now!
Both giant robot charges and punches each other, Optimus Prime slashes the Underminer while the Underminer throw his punches. Optimus Prime tackles the Underminer and tries to stab him, then he got hit by a shooting of a Milano, Star-Lord’s spaceship, he continues shooting at both combatants. Optimus Prime also tries to shoot at Milano, but was stopped by the Underminer who just kicked him in groin and was getting shot by the ship. The Underminer’s giant robot tries to catch the ship, but Optimus Prime used his sword to cut his ship in half, he got crashed into the building.
2 Combatants left
The Underminer gets up, faces Optimus Prime.
Underminer: This is the end, now.
Optimus Prime: Indeed.
Optimus Prime dodges Underminer’s strike attack, he continues to shoot the giant robot in the back, destroying some parts of it. Then Optimus Prime slashes the chest of a giant robot with his robot, the Underminer tries to head butt the Optimus Prime but was uppercut, he was stab by Optimus Prime’s sword. He stuck his sword into a building, the Underminer inside is complaining and yelling, Optimus Prime uses his gun to shoot the giant robot multiple times, it was getting half destroyed. Then he pull the sword out and cut the robot in half, it fell on the ground and explodes.
Optimus Prime: It’s finally over...
1 Combatant Left (Winner)
Result[]
Boomstick: Whoa! That was Incredible!
Wiz: Baldi, of course, went first. He couldn’t outclassed any combatants expect Freddy, he can have Speed Advantages and is tied in Intelligence advantages.
Boomstick: Freddy is made of titanium, tho Baldi’s ruler is sharp, I don’t think it would damage him. His jump scare can make Baldi forget what he’s doing moments ago, Baldi can get easily outclassed by any other combatants if not for Freddy.
Wiz: As for Freddy going out second, it is because the game was only included. If the Fnaf World feats were included, he would probably get a second place. The Underminer fought Mr. Incredible and can have a robots for his fight, assuming that Underminer is as strong as his nemesis Mr. Incredible. Star-Lord have a blasters and a electricity gun, which that Freddy can be fatal against electricity and he has no combat training skill.
Boomstick: Let’s not forget he can be easily damaged, by Purple Guy. So Underminer could land a good blow at Freddy Fazbear and Quill could blast him.
Wiz: Now Star-Lord went out third, that was originally going to be Underminer’s place. Star-Lord could have win in many ways, but Underminer has a robots and drills to keep him busy, he even once built a giant robot which will likely to win against Star-Lord.
Boomstick: A giant villain gorilla once overpower the Underminer tho, couldn’t Milano have blast his inventories?
Wiz: Yes he could have, like I said Quill could win in many ways against the Underminer. And Underminer could be smart enough to try to catch it and destroy it, but Optimus Prime did instead so the battle would be between the giant robots.
Boomstick: Yes, the Underminer went last. Simple, Optimus Prime fought like thousands wars and have experience of fighting the enemies that can be much stronger than the Underminer’s vehicle drills and giant Incredibles robot, he have a weapons to overpower the Underminer’s inventories.
Wiz: Exactly, The Underminer was defeated by a giant gorilla known as Ungorilla, and the Underminer is, despite he fought Mr. Incredible, is vulnerable to shooting guns. He can run fast too, it shows that after he rob the bank he ran fast to get inside his vehicle drill. And we assume that when Mr. Incredible punches him, he holds back. Optimus Prime has a good combat skills that can overcome all of Underminer’s inventories.
Optimus Prime: Winner
- Have years experience of combat and defeating enemies that might be stronger than Underminer’s robots and vehicle drill
- Stronger
- Faster
- Durable
- Smarter
Star-Lord: Third Loser
- Have all of Arsenals that can overcome Baldi, Freddy, and even Underminer.
- Smaller than Optimus Prime
- Durable
Freddy Fazbear: Second Loser
- Durable
- Faster
- Smarter
- Can be fatal against Electricity and that can include Star-Lord’s electricity gun
- Can be easily damaged
- Better Stealthy
Baldi: First Loser
- Faster
- Smarter
- Lack of Combat only knocking or killing the player with a swing of his ruler
- Weaker
- Can’t damage Freddy’s titanium
The Underminer: Final Loser
- Stronger
- Faster
- Have a giant robots that can overcome any combatants expect Optimus Prime
- Smarter
Boomstick: It was not optimistic for the true losers to get primed.
Wiz: The winner of this Royale is Optimus Prime!