Beginning[]
Two one of the smartest creature will go Head-to-head using their smarts to find out who win in Death Battle.
Introduction[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY&feature=emb_title
Wiz: In science, there a limit a scientist must put so that they would not kill off humanity.
Boomstick: But some don't listen, and that they create a deadly intelligent creature that are powerful that can destroy all humans. Like some scientist I know.
Wiz: (Coughs) But sometimes they're creations can have a soft spot for humans that they would even protect them, Like Blue. The leader of the Raptor Squad from Jurrasic park.
Boomstick: And Caesar, the intelligent ape from The planets of the Apes. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Blue[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVfNf8ADec
Wiz: Throughout Jurassic Park history, they’re only few as deadly as the velociraptor, they are deadly pack hunters in the late Cretaceous period.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, the Velociraptor! I even wearing the raptor shirt for it, so a deadly intelligent pack hunters who use their numbers and speed to kill their prey from starting out from brown to even having feathers.
Wiz: They hunt like a pack of wolves by separating out and surrounding it prey usually aiming for the weak spots of its prey, and for every pack their a leader.
Boomstick: And for the leader of Raptor squad, it’s Blue, the one who kill the Indoraptor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzbxsdyH4Cc
Wiz: Been created by InGen in a project called IBRIS Project or Integrated Behavioral Rator Intelligence Study to study the smarts of the Velociraptor, and to make the clones they would use DNA of Black-Throated Monitor Lizard giving her the blue scales.
Boomstick: Being the largest out of her pack, they were trained by Owen Grady being trained where she fight against Echo to become the leader of the pack.
Wiz: When they were sent out to track down the Indominus Rex who have escape.
Boomstick: Nothing cooler than riding in the forest on a motorcycle with a pack of raptors, I mean nothing.
Wiz: But what they don’t know with the Indominus Rex having DNA of a Velociraptor make the raptors turn against the human. I don’t know what they are thinking of, how would even put the raptors back to their paddocks when it finish.
Boomstick: From the attack to retuning back to help the humans when the raptors not wanting to kill more humans the Indominus Rex send blue flying into a coffee shop.
Wiz: With the help of Tyrannous Rex and Mosasaurus they were able to kill the Indominus Rex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wv4f1hEjo
Boomstick: Standing at the around 3.9 meters long and 1.7 meters tall, the Velociraptors carries deadly claws and teeth that are made more slicing through meat.
Wiz: They use their Sickle-shaped claw where they use them for gripping onto its prey’s body so that the prey couldn’t escape.
Boomstick: They’re also good for slashing and even for climbing on their poor unfortunate prey.
Wiz: With a heighten sense from seeing the dark, have bird like vision to spot prey far distance, and can smell as far as one miles.
Boomstick: Now let talk how clever these girls are.
Wiz: Being smarter than primates, Blue is a adaptive killer where her species was able to learn to pick locks, can set traps, and even the Indominus Rex a hybrid between a Tyrannous Rex and Velociraptor even learn to lower it temperature to trick the thermal cameras.
Boomstick: Clever girl. Anyways, the Velociraptor have bite force around 8,000 newtons of force to even breaking off metal.
Wiz: Reaching in speed of 60 Miles per hour or a car in the highway. The deadly Velociraptor have killed many species from Jaguars to gorillas, Blue was able to survive a strike from the Indominus Rex who can break bullet-proof glass.
Boomstick: Blue have even kill Soldiers, hunters, and even the Indoraptor.
Wiz: While Blue is very deadly, she is still be kill by a gunshot and prefer to hunt in a group.
Boomstick: But believe me, it’s going to take more than a gun to take down this beast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQWtaLTOwCw
4:06 - 4:31
Caesar[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x9xVwpWo7k
Wiz: Alzheimer’s, a progressive metal deterioration where the brain cell connections and the brain cells themselves die causing people to forget memories and losses if important metal functions. With only medication to slow down the symptoms, with them after being diagnosis have a life expectancy of eight to 10 years.
Boomstick: Then there a Will Rodman, a deuteragonist who have a father who have Alzheimers’s, so he work for Ten-Sys working on an experimental drug called ALZ-112. What he doesn’t know it would lead the end of mankind and the rise of the apes, and the leader for the apes is name Caesar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbniMy4VAY&list=PLo-lF9fUuCDTH2RKYke3K0hAcuGlgLe4y&index=4
Caesar: Think before you act, son.
Wiz: But before leading the apes for the new dawn, he was born in San Francisco biotech Gen-Sys Laboratories to a female chimpanzee name Bright Eyes who was capture from West African Jungle for experiments of the experimental drug called ALZ-112 to see if it will increase metal capability and maybe could cure Alzheimer’s.
Boomstick: Then she give birth to Caesar where she defend him under a red blanket warning everybody to get away by hissing and closing the door, but when trying to get her out to seeing makeshift gun she try to escape until the tragic day where she got shot and die.
Wiz: With the project as a failure and the apes to be euthanized, except for Casar, who was taken in by Will to learn that the infant have inherited the ALZ-112 from his mother after seeing him drinking from a bottle at only age two day old.
Boomstick: Throughout the years he learn different things from Being able to signing up twenty-four words at the age of 19 months, complete puzzles for a eight year old children when he was two, and completed the Lucas Tower with a perfect score at the age of three. What even is a Lucas Tower?
Wiz: Its a mathematical game that are made of three rods and a certain number if different diameters where you can slide into any rod, so it where disks are stacked on one rod in order of decreasing size, the smallest at the top, thus approximating a conical shape. So, the objective of the puzzle is only one disk may be move, each move of taking the upper disk from of the stacks and placing on top of another or an empty rod, and no disk may be placed on top of a disk that is smaller than it.
Boomstick: Okay, I think I remember was able to do it in 27 moves, it that good.
Wiz: Well…
Boomstick: Come on Wiz, how bad is that.
Wiz: To give an example who bad you did, a sea cucumber who took the same test I experiment on was able to do it in 26 turns.
Boomstick: Oh man… wait? But it doesn’t have…
Wiz: Anyway, as he grown smarter than humans each years, he snuck out to play with the children outside while Will give his father the ALZ-112 where the father was threatening Caesar.
Boomstick: Who would threaten a chimpanzee with a baseball bat? That seem so weird, so after suffering a leg injury to asking out the veterinarian to his home.
Wiz: Soon they visited the Muir Woods National monument where he would climbs across the trees enjoying in every moment.
Boomstick: Then five years later as a teenager who want to discover new things in live where he question his identity when a saw a dog on a leash. I mean, I would to if I see an animal on a leash while I’m also wearing on. Pretty much saying that he was a pet instead being treated equal.
Wiz: From being taken to the place where his mother’d death place to learn that ALZ-112 have passed on to him.
Boomstick: Then one day the father who try to hit him with a baseball bat was harassing Charles where the ALZ-112 is wearing off and getting worse when he crash into the father’s car, and so Caesar attack ripping off his finger off. The father deserve it though, who would yell at a disable person, I would beat him up if I saw it.
Wiz: Now being force by the court order to be confined in captivity at the San Bruno Primate Shelter.
Boomstick: It’s pretty much like prison, getting harass from the prisoners, getting fed with slob, and being treated cruel by the workers. Man, his life is just tragic, and being feel like being abandon from his closest friend.
Wiz: But do not worry, inside he make close friendship with Maurice the circus orangutan who also know sign language.
Boomstick: When one of the worker invite his friends, Caesar took the chance by stealing the man’s pocket knife where he was able where he free himself to common area to get the gorilla name buck to join his party.
Wiz: Soon he get revenge by luring Rocket out of his cage to attack him with a gasoline canister to show that he was the true leader, and even steal the worker cookies to give it to rocket as a lesson to teach him about selfless and care for the other apes.
Boomstick: From teach them that they are weak when alone, but strong we they unite together and fight the challenge they met head on.
Wiz: During the night, he escape to Will’s house to steal two canisters of ALZ-133 to expose the apes to the gas giving them intelligent.
Boomstick: And cool change of the eyes colors.
Wiz: He rallied them to get ready to get their freedom as he teach them sign language, and said his first word when he caught the prod from Rod.
Caesar: No!
Boomstick: This time he send Rod into the cage with Rodney until we learn that when Rod who got out of his cage grabbing the prod plus the water from the hose equal shocking reaction. Its was time for their plan to go in action.
Wiz: He led his army across the bridge traveling to the redwood forest where they encounter the police force.
Boomstick: But being a clever boy he is, he split the group from one climbing under the bridge and another climb the suspension cables to face against the police in all directions.
Wiz: With the sacrifice from Buck to save his comrade…
Boomstick: Rest in peace you brave hero.
Wiz: They were victorious, Caesar led them into the redwood forest where he lead the apes to a new society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsOf4-o9OKA
Boomstick: Being a Chimpanzee, he is very agile in the trees being able to swing across the tree’s branches.
Wiz: He can run in average of 25 miles per hour and stronger than Koba who was able to dent metal with a metal rod.
Boomstick: He was able to learn how to use different weapons from shotgun, M67 Fragmentation Grenades. Spear, and a pistol.
Wiz: And the most important he have is his intelligent, he was able to create a plans when defeating the police on the bridge or being able to use psychological warfare in battle.
Boomstick: But it doesn’t matter how much books he read, he still a fleshy ape who sometimes get into his anger.
Wiz: But as long there another day, he will lead his family to the new dawn.
Koba: Ape... not... kill... ape.
Caesar: You... are... not ape.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfA5UqEU_80
In the city once have people inside is now being taken over by nature from the plants covering the buildings, deers roaming the streets, and a pack of dogs in an open bus looks outside munching on dead meat. Then in the distance we see Caesar with the rest of the apes on horses are traveling to find the missing apes, and they stop next to a museum where Caesar get off the horse to walk toward to utility pole where it was mark with a symbol.
Maurice: (The horse walk near to Casar as they talk in sign language.) Here the last reports of missing apes, do you think it have to do with the humans?
Caesar: No, the humans said that they have not kill any apes. We should look around to find any clues.
Maurice: How we know that the humans are you lying to you.
Caesar: Because peace with Humans and apes can’t grow without trust.
Maurice: Then let hope the humans are telling the truth.
Caesar then tell the others to scout the Museum to find any clue where the apes may have disappear, so they split off as Caesar enter the front doors pulling out his pistol to be prepare if things go sour. He walk through the escalator passing though exhibits seeing human history from killing a wooly mammoth, Europeans meeting with the native Americans, and the cvil war. Then in the corner of the room, he can see a dead corpse cover in blood, so he quickly run next to it to see what happen. The dead corpse have his intestine rip off and the skull crushed.
Caesar: (Thinking) This couldn’t been done by a human, too messy. (He look around to find claws marks on the floor and wall.) What could make this?
But as he about to touch it, he hears a scream from far away, and he quickly run to help them when he enter a giant room that show different exhibits from Snow Monkeys from Japan in the hot springs , Spider Monkeys in the Amazon rain forest, and center of the room chimpanzees in the Congo rain forest. And he see Blue attacking one of the apes as the ape using his spear to defend himself. Caesar then use his strength to push the dinosaur off the ape, and the ape was able to climb to the second floor with the rest of the group. As Blue get back on her feet, Caesar grab the spear from the ground looking at the strange creature he looking at. He knew what dinosaurs are when he was living with humans, he thought they said that dinosaurs went extinct million years ago, but it doesn’t matter where the creature come from.
Caesar: ( Jumping onto a case with a chimpanzee skull on a stand and stand tall.) Go away!
He tried to scare away her, but Blue screech at him and jump at him to try to use her claws, and he was able to dodge the attack by ducking under neath it to rolling across the floor. Then he turn around pointing his spear at her with the other apes cheer him on as they get ready for battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UopuMvi0SCw
The battle start with Blue quickly dashing at Caesar who see grab his pistol from the ground blasting at Blue, but she was able to dodge the bullet and continuing to charge as Caesar use his spear to stop her. Both are walking in a circle as hey trying to find an opening for attack. Blue snarl at the ape as he hold his spear harder and show his teeth, and Blue Jump into the air so fast that she was able to land on Caesar that he use his strength to push her into the air into the chimpanzee exhibit. He follow her into the exhibit that is thick with the trees and vines by swimming through the branches before he stop to pull out his pistol when he see a shadow in the distance. Then Caesar knowing it’s a trap he aim his pistol to his right blasting; however, Blue using a large branch in the trees jump below Landing onto of Caesar as she slashes him with her dagger claws digging deeper into his fresh as he scream.
Using his strength, he was able to use his spear to block her month from finishing the job, and he slam her head into a tree that was able to stun her as he push her into the ground as he climb into the trees to avoid her. Caesar then pull out his pistol to fire the remaining bullets at blue where she run away to hid in the dense rain forest, and he climb to the top to see a grenade on the floor near to the Spider Monkey exhibit and a shotgun, so he come up with a plan. He use his pistol by throwing it to the snow monkey exhibit that is the opposite side of the Spider Money exhibit as he see Blue taking the bait, so he drop to the ground where out of nowhere Blue pretending to follow him by using her powerful jump and crush his neck with a powerful bite. Wait, Blue stop biting as him to realizing that she actually bit was a fake chimpanzee and Caesar was above her dropping below stabbing the spear into her back causing great pain.
He try to hold on as she try to shake him off when she was able to bite on of his arms breaking his bones in his arms when she throw him into the case, and Blue run toward him for the final time when she jump into the air preparing for the final blow when Caesar pulling the final trick he grab the shotgun from the floor with his feet to pulling it toward his hands was able to pull the trigger and blast Blue away,But that was for nothing,Cause the Shotgun got Taken off from the hands of the ape With a hit of the tail of The dinosaur,Crashing against a tree What make that the trigger will be pressed by the force of the blow against the tree trunk and shoots César in the chest, who begins to scream in pain from feeling the pellets embedded in his chest, while Blue takes advantage and dismembers the ape with a brutal combo of bites,And proceeding to dig her claws into his trachea to successfully decapitate him. Blue proceds to retire to her lair, While the other apes mourn the death of their leader
Verdict[]
Boomstick:Ooooooooooooh,The apes are not so hard now.
Wiz:Cesar was very intelligent and developed, but Blue had more tricks up his sleeve than simply attacking like a common dinosaur, such as speed, skill and, above all, strength.
Boomstick: Caesar's greatest feat was taking an entire planet and defeating something giant like the police, the army or the government, but Blue has had more savage training until I show that it does not require orders to do things.
Wiz:Cesar was a great leader, a unique ape of his kind, but compared to what blue is, a more developed dinosaur with a longer existence, they make it impossible to beat.
Boomstick:As many would say, Matanga said la changa no wait, Take chango your banana.
Wiz: The Winner is Blue
Next Time on Death Battle...[]
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