Description[]
Get ready for a set of blue characters to face off!
Interlude[]
Wiz: TV Shows. A way of entertainment, with many quirky characters.
Boomstick: And sometimes, they can be quite blue.
Wiz: Jay, the lightning ninja.
Boomstick: Donald Duck, the short-tempered waterfowl.
Wiz: Captain Planet, the eco super hero.
Boomstick: The Blue Ranger, the first blue Power Ranger.
Wiz: Sportacus, the fit hero of Lazytown.
Boomstick: And Gumball Watterson, the eldest child of the Wattersons. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapns, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Jay[]
Wiz: Jay was born the son of famous actor Cliff Gordon and the Elemental Master of Lightning.
Boomstick: But his parents decided to abandon kid and left him at random doorstep of an inventor couple.
Wiz: The two adopted Jay as their own son. At some point, he left his home to test one of his inventions, a set of Mechanical Wings.
Boomstick: They worked! And he crashed into a billboard.
Wiz: As he picked himself up on the rooftop he fell onto, he met Master Wu and learned of his potential to become a Ninja.
Boomstick: So Jay just went "Fuck it, i'll do it, it sounds fun." and now he's a ninja!
Wiz: Jay is a expert inventor and the smartest of the ninjas.
Boomstick: He can control wind by making it a small vortex!
Wiz: But his biggest pack of abilities are his thunder ablities.
Boomstick: Jay can create a Spinjitsu tornado made of pure electricity!
Wiz: His lightning powers were enhanced further by the Nunchucks of Lightning, and later by his Elemental Blade.
Boomstick: He prefers the chucks, but he has used katanas and improvised weapons in the past.
Wiz: As the current Lightning Elemental Master, he can use his powers to charge and manipulate electrical devices.
Boomstick: He also is a crack mechanic!
Wiz: However, Jay is not perfect. He is a boastful, and brags about his abilities.
Boomstick: He also kinda acts all funny because he's really scared of certain things and just quips ti stay calm. He also works better in a group.
Wiz: But do not underestimate this lego ninja.
Jay: Alright who took my pudding cup my name was clearly written on it!
Donald Duck[]
Wiz: Donald Duck needs no introduction. Being one of the most famous and recognizable cartoon characters in the world, everyone probably already knows who Donald Duck is… what they probably don’t know is that he was born along with his twin sister Della from the coupling of Quackmore Duck and Hortense McDuck, that latter whom is sister of the one and only Scrooge McDuck.
Boomstick: Donald was born on Friday the 13th, and considering his luck, I shouldn’t be surprised.
Wiz: Donald may be unlucky, but he is no pushover. He can leap high and perform double jumps. He can even do super jumps to gain more height, hurt enemies by jumping onto their heads, and held back a gigantic tree with his bare hands.
Boomstick: With a good running start, his kicks can create sonic booms, and like his Shovel Knight-murdering Uncle, Scrooge McDuck, he carries large sacks of gold coins with ease.
Wiz: But if Donald is enraged, his strength increases tremendously. Upon being angered enough, he can punch a shark hard enough to knock it out and send it flying, uproot a massive tree and use it as a melee weapon, and lift up heavy stones bigger than him over his head and slam it on his opponents one after another.
Boomstick: He can even lift a boulder three times his size over his head and slam it onto someone! He can also uproot a utility pole by pulling one of the cables, and lifted and threw a catapult at the Beagle Boys!
Wiz: Donald can get hit through a wall and get right back up, once fell out of an air craft holding onto a bomb which exploded upon him hitting the ground and survived despite his injuries, has tanked point-blank cannon fire and stepping on land mines, and was fine after getting his head clobbered by a spring loaded anvil trap twice in a row.
Boomstick: Donald survived an ENITRE skyscraper falling onto him without a scratch, tanked rays made of thermonuclear energy that are strong enough to take down large space ships, can get up after being struck by lightning, and can take a beating from those bigger/stronger than himself and still get back up with little to no injury!
Wiz: And he often pillow fights with Scrooge with sack filled to the brim with gold coins.
Boomstick: Which should kill.
Wiz: Donald is generally rather quick on his feet. He is capable of dodging gun fire and laser beams point-blank, dodged Magica's magic attacks and electric attacks, and when frightened, can run as fast as a blur.
Boomstick: Donald can move fast enough to briefly split into two separate Donalds, cartoonishly outrun his own shadow, outrun a cluster of shotgun pellets after pulling the trigger himself, and dodge gun fire and alien laser fire!
Wiz: He's fast enough to run on water, quick enough to become a literal bolt of lightning when enraged, can casually run from Calisota (a fictional state in the North California) to the North Pole in a matter of seconds, and outran a missile.
Boomstick: He can swing a sword with such intensity that it will heat up and glow red and need to be cooled down, can out swim a shark underwater, can keep up with Sora and Riku, who are faster than light, and can keep up with the heartless, which are also faster than light.
Wiz: His most notable ability is his Toon Force, which allows Donald to break the laws of physics with some light reality warping. It gives him enhanced physical attributes, which re increased when he is enraged, and and any injuries or damage to his body, for the most part, will heal offscreen.
Boomstick: Donald has hammerspace, which allows him to pulls stuff outta nowhere, breath and talk underwater, run off cliffs and not fall until he realizes there is nothing below him, and can literally shrink when embarrassed or ashamed!
Wiz: He can grow sharp teeth and bite through a large wooden support beam, can turn into a bolt of lightning when enraged, can reshape his body into something ordinary to hide in plain sight, and can hurt ghosts.
Boomstick: His tail feathers act like a third hand, and can also twist them like a propeller to slow his hang time. Donald can also come back from being crushed, flattened, twisted, and mangled, and once zipped two crocodile's mouths together and left them conjoined by the snouts.
Wiz: He can spin his webbed feet fast enough to move as quick as a torpedo, can squeeze and flatten his body to slide through barbed wire fences, was once cooked alive into a headless featherless roasted duck dinner by the sun, but continued to walk around and even talk despite the lack of a head, and was once completely erased by a pencil eraser, and immediately came back, just as angry.
Boomstick: He's also aware he's a cartoon character, sometimes talking to the narrator, or even his animator. He can even reach of out of someone's computer and grab their mouses!
Wiz: And if his bill falls off, not only can it keep talking and singing on it's own, but he can put it right back on. Another one of Donald's most notable attributes is his rage, which was first shown when he hatched from his egg kicking, screaming and flailing his fists. When enraged, Donald’s cartoonish feats and physical attributes further increase, and he can make actual fire and smoke come out of his head. He can also kick up cartoony dust clouds while flailing his arms and legs around.
Boomstick: And if anyone touches that dust cloud, they will be either sent flying or dragged in to get a beatdown from Donald himself, and Donald can scream loud enough that everyone in Duckburg can hear him and push small objects away! He'll even go and grab a gun and open fire, or grab an axe and swing like a maniac, trying to commit murder!
Wiz: He will now no longer care about causing collateral damage, even on a cosmic scale, and becomes sadistic, actually enjoying the idea of killing the person who angered him in the first place.
Boomstick: Donald also has electric powers given to him by the Greek gods. He can make electricity from his body and shoot it from his hands and mouth, and can form the electricity into an arrow, aim it, and fire.
Wiz: He can electrocute somebody by grabbing them, and his electric powers increase his strength without needed to be enraged. This makes Donald strong enough to casually kick a large piano through a wall and lift and shake an entire house.
Boomstick: With it, he's strong enough to use his finger like a jack hammer to shatter rocks. Though he hasn't used this power after that one time, so yeah, he MAY not have it now. But the games have shown Donald can charged things with electricity and kick or throw them, causing the, to explode!
Wiz: And enemies who have been hit by whatever Donald shocked with electricity will be stunned or blown away
Boomstick: Donald's also picked up skills from various occupations. He's been a treasure hunter, a detective, a hunter, a thief, and others which makes him able to adapt to many kinds if situations. He's also good with math and can make great trajectories, and knows math because he was in Mathmagic Land. He also has gone on adventures with Scrooge McDuck, giving him knowledge on different countries and cultures!
Wiz: He was able to build his car out of spare parts, can use the environment to his advantage, such as blending in with the surroundings. He can even sneak around stealthily due to being a prowler, a ninja, and a secret agent.
Boomstick: And when Donald's calm and collected, he's pretty clever, being able to outsmart people, making geniuses look like retarts. He also knows a crapton of spells, knows quite a bit about traveling to different worlds, and as the Duck Avenger, he's a brilliant tactician and often uses his intelligence and wits to take on foes.
Wiz: Donald is incredibly skilled in swordsmanship, is competent with weapons such as war hammers and maces, is skilled enough to wield two weapons at once with both hands, and knows a bit of judo.
Boomstick: He was also in the army and the navy, so odds are he got combat training. He won't hesitate to use someone's weapon against them, and as the Maui Mallard, he mastered ninjitsu so well to the point where he can literally fight blindfolded!
Wiz: Donald also knows offensive elemental magic such as Donald Thunder, Donald Fire, and Donald Blizzard. He also knows healing and defensive magic such as Donald Cure and Aero, and knows advanced magic such as "Gravity" and "Stop". In addition, Donald has special abilities that increase his magic and power the more damage he takes, such as “Berserk” and “MP Rage”.
Boomstick: He knows magic that can turn people into different animals or animal hybrids, can use magic weapons to turns weaker enemies into harmless objects, and can use magic to rebound enemy projectiles!
Wiz: Donald has a very explosive temper and will break inti fits of rage when he can't take anymore. He is ver vengeful and will even hold a grudge against his friends and family, and likes to play tricks on other and laugh at their expense. Though he normally he's very easy going, relaxed, and friendly.
Boomstick: And unless something important is on the line, Donald will rather run and hide than fight. But once he commits to something he will take extreme measures to accomplish it. Plus, while loud, rude and selfish, he is extremely loyal and will do anything to help a friend in need. And his personality traits change when taking on an alter ego!
Wiz: To be sure this won't end it a curbstomp, Donald will not be using the Duck of Doom.
Boomstick: Because that's overkill.
Wiz: Let's begin with the Duck Avenger, Donald's superhero alter ego. Originally he was burglar, but became a crime fighter later on. As the Duck Avenger, Donald is much more courageous and intelligent, using his wits and skills first and foremost, and can sometimes be more coldblooded then regular Donald if he has to be.
Boomstick: And he won't be triggered easily in this form. He also has multiple gadgets, the XDefender Shield, and contacts to U.N.O..
Wiz: Magician Donald is Mickey Mouse's most powerful royal magician. He has the highest magic stat in the Kingdom Hearts series, and uses a Magic Staff to conjure up different types of magic.
Boomstick: Though his magic is used for back up, and he is easier to knock out. And his own Magic can run out if spammed. Luckily, not only does it refuel automatically, Donald has enough spells to defeat anyone that tries to hurt him!
Wiz: And has skills such as Berserk, which increases his attack power the more damage he takes, Mp Rage which refuels Donald's magic quicker when injured, MP Haste which allows Donald to recover Magic faster, and the ability to glide.
Boomstick: Fire Boost increases the power of fire attacks, Blizzard Boost increases the power of Ice-Based attacks, and Thunder Boost increases the power of lightning-based attacks!
Wiz: Double Duck is Donald's secret agent alter ego. In this form, he uses many spy gadgets made by Gizmo. He originality started off cowardly and reluctant to do tasks, but soon competent and able to handle things on his own.
Boomstick: Unlike regular Donald, Double Duck approaches targets with stealth and planning. And just like the Duck Avenger, he is a master of disguise!
Wiz: As Maui Mallard, he's a "Medium-Boiled Quack Detective", behaving like an old-fashion film detective from film noir, complete with quips and inner monologues. This alter ego is actually one of the most intelligent, rational, and even skilled of Donald's other identities, and utilizes the Bug Gun.
Boomstick: He knows Ninjitsu, which is shown when he swaps into his alter alter ego, Cold Shadow. As Cold Shadow, he uses a staff, and despite being blindfolded, he can fight and maneuver just fine!
Wiz: He is also very quick and acrobatic.
Boomstick: Donald also has a Toony Arsenal, in which he can pull out fuse-lit bombs and fuse-lit cannons, multiple fire arms including hand guns, shot guns, gattling guns, and a double barrel shot gun that shoots a spray of pellets that can cartoonishly pursue targets and also aim both barrels in different directions to shoot two targets at once! But the guns usually blow up in his face.
Wiz: He can pull out large mallets to use as bludgeoning weapons, axes to slash foes, and can also pull out and throw objects such as boots, kitchen sinks, anvils, old-fashioned radios, tires, watermelons, and many more.
Boomstick: Donald also has a sword and shield. The sword is capable of disarming opponents by chopping through their own metal weapons, can chop through multiple enemey weapons in one swing, and is heavy enough to use the blunt side to bludgeon foes over the head and knock them out. And the shield is used for defense, of course.
Wiz: Donald also has a rapier, which can be used to pierce foes. It can also be used to guard and parry attacks, and the blade can wrap around swords and quickly disarm them. Donald is skilled enough to disarm four foes at once.
Boomstick: Donald also has the Magic Sheet, which turns weaker enemies into harmless objects, but stronger enemies still get hurt!
Wiz: Donald also has a Plunger Gun, which can shoot different types of ammunition, such as Plungers that can stick to foes and temporality immobilize them, and the plungers can be shot at walls to use as platforms or shot at a flying object to use for flight.
Boomstick: It can shoot large spreads of lethal popcorn, and can shoot exploding bubbles that can blow up brick walls!
Wiz: Donald also has a bottle of experimental liquid isotopes. After drinking half a bottle, Donald can receive superpowers, but only for a few minutes. Given he only drinks half, he could potentially use this twice before exhausting it.
Boomstick: Donald gets extreme strength without needing to be enraged, easily bend, twist, and even bite metal girders like they're sponge cake, can blow down an entire forest with his breath, and can fly, even in the vacuum of space!
Wiz: He can leap to the moon with a single jump, turn mountains inside out, and lift giant sunken ships with ease. He can even lift a mountain out of the earth and fly while holding it, run and fly faster than the speed of light, and can increase his brain power, allowing him to think super fast so that for him time is standing still and he's moving at regular speed so he can better control his super speed.
Boomstick: He can pedal a bike hard enough it's mangled, melted and on fire when he's done riding it.
Wiz: He also has his arsenal from the Duck Avenger, the Boomerang-O-Matic is a metal boomerang that is thrown at enemies and hits them hard before coming back. The Bouncing Boots are shoes with springs underneath them. The Cape can be used to reflect projectiles, and the Car-Can Candies can give anyone who eats them a case of amnesia.
Boomstick: The Crippling Gun leaves the opponent unable to move for about six hours, the Freeze Ray can freezes foes in a block of ice, the Laser Gun can shoot a beam that's hot enough to cut through thick metal safes and vaults, and has various masks to disguise himself with.
Wiz: The Paralyzing Pistol is a ray gun that shoots a beam that temporality paralyzes foes, the Power Glove is a large metal gauntlet that can fire a grappling hook, deliver a strong punch, and dispense tiny bombs that can be stuck to metal surfaces and be remotely detonated with enough power to blow through metal. The Plungers can be used to climb walls, and the Revolving Pull-Out Punch is a spring loaded boxing glove that pops out from his belt buckle that can punch through magic attacks.
Boomstick: He has a robot clone to distract people, a spy bug, and a Utility Belt.
Wiz: His biggest weapon as the Duck Avenger is the X-Transformer Shield, which is worn on his arm. One punch is strong enough to shatter a brick wall and special crystals can allow it to function for 200 years.
Boomstick: It releases electric counter attacks, can fly as fast as a rocket thanks to its isotopic-magnet pulse reactor, and can fire small pieces of it thst act as a metal boomerang. It can teleport enemies away to random locations with the 87bis Teleporter...which barely works. It shoot lasers capable of melting heavy materials, and a ray the petrifies foes forever! It also makes Donald more understandable.
Wiz: It can create holograms of whoever he wants, and the Holographic Psychocollecter, which scans his opponent's mind and make their worst fear come to life via holograms.
Boomstick: UNO is a sentient artificial intelligence that is helpful, but also some what sarcastic and snarky. He's linked to the X-Transformer Shield to help Donald in battle!
Wiz: UNO is one of the most advanced AI in the planet, and helps Donald keep focus by giving him helpful advice. He can sense everything currently happening in the radius of a solar system, and can hack into any electronic device and control it.
Boomstick: He can't be short-circuited by electricity, and if given information of the opponent Donald is fighting, he can find further information by looking up information on them on the internet, even if the site is corrupted, deleted, or crypted!
Wiz: As Double Duck, he has numerous spy gadgets. He has Binoculars that can magnify at astonishing levels, allowing him to see things miles away. A Bow Tie that can shoot a puff of knock out gas, and Cuff Links. One cuff link can emit sonic vibrations that stun enemies and leave them momentarily paralyzed, while the second cuff link cancels it out, making Donald immune to said vibrations.
Boomstick: He has Finger Print Gloves to mimic the finger prints of anyone digitally, a Flower to record what people are up to with a recorder, a gas mask, and Glasses that can tell Donald how much of a chance he has at winning! And guess what? It's projected onto the shades, so only Donald sees it!
Wiz: He has a retractable jet pack, a pick scanner, shoes that have springs at the bottom, and the Pocket DNA Detector, which can tell who's DNA it's scan, even from the smallest of things.
Boomstick: He has a rocket pack, a skateboard that can hover slightly off the ground, scuba gear, and a small fan that can blow opponents away with a whirlwind, or just stay in the air.
Wiz: He has a Sleep Gas Grenade, that can fill an entire room with sleeping gas, a watch that has several functions, as it can fire a laser capable of effortlessly slicing guns in half, can deploy a string-like cable connected to a suction cup that can be used to pull Donald Duck to safety like a grappling hook. The string/suction cup can also latch onto enemies and give them a violent electric shock like a tazer. He has Wrist Disc Shooter, which can fire discs a wrist mounted device that can knock targets out like a black jack upon hitting the back of their heads, and the Total Resent Button. It may look like an MP3 Player with earphones, but if Donald gets the earphone in his opponent's ears and presses the button on the MP3 Player itself, it can erase their memories of what just happened, or even erase memories of their long time past.
Boomstick: What's Donald's deal with having mind-wiping weapons?
Wiz: Beats me.
Boomstick: Anywho, as Maui Mallard, Donald has the 1935 Vintage Westchester Bug Gun, which uses bugs as ammunition, which explode upon contact! It can shoot a spread of electric bugs for more range and damage.
Wiz: It can shoot homing fire bugs to set foes aflame, can combine the bugs to shoot a Super Shot, which is also homing. It can propel him underwater due to recoil, but his bugs are limited in usage.
Boomstick: And when Maui Mallard becomes Cold Shadow, he gets a Ninja Staff that has devastating attack power, and can guard and parry weapons and projectiles, hit fire element people without getting damaged or burned up, and can latch onto ceilings and ledges and swing around!
Wiz: He can wedge his staff between two walls to climb to higher ground, and use the Tempest of 1000 Blows, a powerful spinning technique that deals massive damage and lands multiple hits.
Boomstick: Donald's accomplished lots for a duck! He received his own Hollywood star and became even more famous than Mickey Mouse, punched a shark chasing him all day hard enough it was sent flying, joined the Army and the Navy, and rescued his nephews from numerous threats including Pete, The Beagle Boys, a reality warping witch, and even "The Black Knight" who could instantly dissolve anything he touched including the AIR ITSELF.
Wiz: He assisted Mickey in taking down a powerful sorcerer version Pete, twice, defeated entire armies of soldiers and knights on more than one occasion, and was recruited to be a secret agent for a huge top secret mission.
Boomstick: He once defeated the Beagle Boys, Magica De Spell, and Merlock the Magician all in a row to rescue Daisy Duck, defended Duckburg from various super villains including alien invaders, galactic conquerors, terrorists, super soldiers, and many more! He even became the captain of a super hero team, The Ultraheroes!
Wiz: He assisted in defeating many classic Disney foes across the Disney universe and helped various worlds from heartless alongside Sora and Goofy, once literally laughed Death in the face, teamed up with Scrooge McDuck and Darkwing Duck to fight the united forces of the Phantom Blot, and when he was Duck of Doom, destroyed the universe because his nephews refused to clean their room. No, I am NOT joking.
Boomstick: You'd expect him to be unstoppable with all these weapons and abilities, right? Well, no. He's the goddamn definition of unlucky, and just does things when pissed or excited.
Wiz: If he's not focused, someone can manipulate, trick, and outsmart him, can start off clumsy and even cowardly, can be driven to insanity and be rendered unable to continue fighting, and Magician Donald is easier to knock out due to strength and defense lowering significantly.
Boomstick: His magic has limits, and despite his toon force, he still feels pain or be knocked out, and will give up if he is in too much pain.
Wiz: And don't forget Turpentine Acetone Benzene.
Boomstick: But still, if you piss off Donald Duck, chances are, YOU, ARE GOING, TO DIE.
Donald: Aw well! I'm still Donald Duck, Master of Righteous Outrage!
Captain Planet[]
Wiz: When the Earth Goddess Gaia awoke from her long slumber, she found out that a group called the Eco-Villians were destroying her planet. What did she do you ask? Bring her terrible vengeance down upon the filthy squishy humans? Open the Earth to burn every ape like creature in molten lava?
Boomstick: Nah, just get five teenagers to battle the villains, causes gods can be lazy.
Wiz: But if they ever get into real trouble or find themselves in peril, they can summon-
Boomstick: CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S A HERO, GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!
Wiz: Captain Planet may look ridiculous, but he is not bad in battle. He's a master chemist, as he nullified acid rain, and a master mechanic, as he built a rice planting machine out of the remains of a mechanical dragon.
Boomstick: He's also aware of everything going on, but he can still be surprised.
Wiz: Captain Planet is strong, capable of badly damaging a giant mech's leg, caused a large mineral deposit to break apart with just one punch, punched a large hole in a wall, and was able to hit oncoming kitchenware with knives, sending them with enough force to break the hull of an old abandoned ship.
Boomstick: He smashed two boulders on his hands to dust with one strike, punched a large amount of condensed pollution into the atmosphere, and it's implied that it went so far as to fall into the sun! He headbutted a rusty spaceship a long distance away, and strikes trees into the air before throwing them into the ground with enough force that they are unaffected by rushing water, even when the same water previously uprooted trees with ease.
Wiz: Using a felled tree, he striked Zarm's ship back into space, used the trunk of a large, felled tree to hit a large machine into a scrap metal dump, a distance away, caught a rock falling with enough force to push Captain Planet into the earth, and then stands up with it, which also counts as a durability feat.
Boomstick: He can lift up a large UFO wood chipper without having to be at full power, which is also a blunt force durability feat, as he was unable to slow its fall before reaching the ground, broke and lifted San Francisco's Coit Tower from its base, before filling it with water and lifting that, and flew with a submarine in hand!
Wiz: He can fly holding a boat, carried a small hospital out of the way of falling debris from the nearby volcano, caught and flew with a large portion of a skyscraper's wall just before it hit people below, which is also a durability feat.
Boomstick: He can carry nine large domes, carried a room away from a building before it collapsed with one hand, lifted an entire ship, and lifted an underwater base when it was full of water.
Wiz: He spun a mixing truck with one hand, spins it so to suck in the nearby radiation, and throws it into the sun, and then did the same with an entire power plant. He pushed numerous tanker trucks, crushing them in the process, and pulled off a large dome's ceiling and flew away with it.
Boomstick: In case you forgot, the ceiling could easily cover oil rigs. He threw Zarm's ship far away, flew through a thick wall of ice, caused a giant hole by flying through the roof of a sewer, and shattered a boulder by flying through it!
Wiz: He even tied a knot with a giant mech's arms.
Boomstick: Captain Planet dodged multiple golf balls hit towards him, caught a harpoon thrown at him, formed a tornado before two torpedoes got to him, and dodged several torpedoes!
Wiz: He dodged a point-blank blast from Duke Nukem...no, not THAT Duke Nukem. He dodged two rounds of bazooka fire, and turned into a cloud before a pollution rocket fired from a harpoon launcher hit him.
Boomstick: He dodged a blast from a aircraft when it was aimed at him, blew up a missile launched at him before it reached him, and spun a giant trash monster in a giant test tube quick enough to break the monster down to all of the waste it ate! Then again, this was achieved with a centrifuge, and Captain Planet's feat here was likened to one, so it's possible he was spinning at the same speed.
Wiz: He can spin fast enough to cause a large metal cone to go flat, spin fast enough to leave afterimages, fly as fast as a blur around Looten Plunder, wrapping him up in rubber quickly, and flew across the world at incredible speeds, picking up domes along the way.
Boomstick: He said it'll only take a second to fly two dune buggies from a desert to a recycling centre and back, and that it only took as long as it did, which is still an extremely short amount of time, was because there was a long queue. He flew through a river with enough speed to create waves that can lift large dune buggies and put them on rocks, but then again this could be water manipulation, and flew through the earth, starting in an unnamed country, and ending up in South Africa seconds later!
Wiz: He got in front of a helicopter attempting to flee from him, and quickly flew from the surface of the earth to the edge of the atmosphere, so to throw away a large nuclear bomb. It's unclear exactly how long it took, as while it appears to have had a 100 second countdown activated a considerable time before Captain Planet started his flight, it is never seen at any point after the bomb was activated. He also drilled a hole into the ground before a mudslide hit him.
Boomstick: He created a dam in a river before a large wave of sewage reaches where Captain Planet is, created a bridge to have two ramps on it before two torpedoes reach it, and quickly created a raft out of broken tables and chairs he found in a dump!
Wiz: Captain Planet is completely unphased by a piece of metal propelled by an explosion hitting his torso, got hit through a stone wall, and survived having a giant flaming prop tree fall on him, and the flames did recharge him.
Boomstick: He got hit repeatedly with a drill by a mech, and he claims that it 'only tickles', casually grabbed the blades of a mid-flight helicopter, and went into a wood chipper capable of breaking down a large tree extremely quickly! But he had to back out to recover, but he still though.
Wiz: He no-selled numerous bullets hitting him by a plane. This may also be reaction, as he could be moving into the path of the bullets. He also was only tickled by three spears hitting him simultaneously, the likes of which could be thrown with enough force that, when it hit stone, it became embed in it enough to stand upright, and when depowered, fell out of a mech.
Boomstick: He got crushed by giant parasite, survived an anti-clone device exploding point-blank, but he was worn out by it. He was also right beside an oil rig when it explodes with enough force for the Planeteers, who were on the shoreline, to be blown back by it!
Wiz: He was perfectly fine after a few seconds after being in an explosion,, survived a point-blank missile explosion which was stated to be able to destroy the tv studio they were in, and was carrying a tank truck full of fuel when it exploded, and was sent flying through a building as a result of the explosion, and was still to fly after impact.
Boomstick: He no-selled a blast from a heat-seeking laser rifle that could kill a wolf in one hit, got ran over by a beam of radiation powerful enough to throw up giant dust clouds, but besides from a grunt of pain he doesn't seem overly affected by it, got up after being hit by a radioactive blast, when the earlier blast destroyed a building, and took a hit from a beam which causes all of the water in to evaporate!
Wiz: He was set on fire, presumably due to being covered in oil which was set alight in an explosion, but is completely unphased, unphased whent lying through lava, completely unphased upon coming into contact with the power line used to power a train, and was completely covered in a film of toxic acid strong enough to quickly melt down a long stick, and remains like that for roughly 3 1/4 minutes before he is freed.
Boomstick: And after that, he just needed a breather for a few minutes ubefore he was able to get right back up.
Wiz: Captain Planet has the ability to fly in the air.....and sometimes the floor. He can fly at Mach 10, and can fly to space in seconds.
Boomstick: Captain Planet can manipulate the elements of the Earth, and turn into them except for heart.
Wiz: Earth allows Captain Planet to control the ground, create earthquake and create large crystals.
Boomstick: He can control fire, by breathing it or turning into a fireball, use the fire to blast even faster in flight, and absorb sun rays and use them as energy!
Wiz: He can control the wind to create tornadoes or use some sort of super breath.
Boomstick: Captain Planet can control water, and can create waves and whirlwinds, remain underwater for what seems to be forever and talk underwater, and he even has ice powers!
Wiz: Heart allows him to contact people telepathically, summon animals to help him, and...amplify positive messages. I could NOT make that up even if I tried.
Boomstick: He can even shoot rainbows out of his hands! TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
Wiz: He can use and shoot out beams of electricity, and can charge himself with "electrostatic" and attract smog particles from polluted air.
Boomstick: He can control metal, and easily attracts metal, even guns! He can even turn the metal he got into stuff like cages or...recycling bins. Yay...
Wiz: He can even reprogram nano bots by shooting beams from his eyes.
Boomstick: He can even manipulate the weather and create tornadoes and rainstorms!
Wiz: When weakened, he recharges his power through being exposed to his elements: Pure sunlight, earth, air, water, and "good friends cheering for him". When this is being done, his body rids itself of any pollutants still on it, and he can also heal himself by returning to the Earth, which is when he disappears, returning the powers that make him up back to their respective rings, and later in the series just being exposed to natural elements, such as being struck by lightning and being surrounded by fire, and sometimes replenishes his health.
Boomstick: He can even shapeshift into different elements, such as ice or liquid nitrogen, and turned his limbs into tree branches and roots.
Wiz: He can turn into a buzzsaw, a cloud, and a light particle.
Boomstick: And if he recovers his powers, he can teleport!
Wiz: Captain Planet can use "all his powers combined," which takes the form of a rainbow beam coming out of the Planeteer insignia on his chest. The full extent of this ability is unknown as it has not been seen to do anything except destroy a missile mid-flight. He can create quicksand by mixing water and sand, and attract loose glass like a magnet.
Boomstick: He even turned a pile of mud into a pair of sunglasses.
Wiz: Captain Planet has done a lot. He spun through an entire garbage mound and not only removed the garbage but also sorted out all the glass, plastic and paper to recycle, in a matter of seconds, turned a toxic waste truck into a water purifier, blew away all the carbon dioxide smog build-up in a metropolitan city and yet harped to others to keep your own city clean, and confronted Hitler...yes, that Hitler...again, makes no sense and it's a really sucky lesson of blaming the past for the actions of today.
Boomstick: He made an entire town aware about AIDS when they tried to kill some teenager who did nothing wrong, defeated Captain Pollution, survive any atmosphere on Earth, and gains new powers every single episode for the sake of the plot.
Wiz: He can tear apart machines like paper, controls the very Earth itself, carried an atom bomb into space in under a minute, and somehow got six seasons on television.
Boomstick: He even fought along the likes of Samurai Jack and Ben Tennyson!
Wiz: But there are few issues with Captain Planet. First and foremost, pollution is his kryptonite. Anything like trash, smog, toxic waste, radiation, and oil, but he can overcome it. This also includes "Mental Pollution" like intense hate.
Boomstick: His powers are tied to the Earth, so the further he gets away from the planet, the weaker he is. He also gets weak when the ecosystem in thrown off-balanced, and that logo on his chest is a life meter.
Wiz: It will decrease in size as he gets more and more injured, and will go unconscious when it is depleted. He also has trouble killing, as it takes away the power of heart, and his advice for the environment is outdated by now.
Boomstick: He can be a bit careless. I mean, he most likely cause an atom bomb to be created during time travel and did NOT give advice to the Mayans about avoiding death!
Wiz: But Captain Planet, with all his power, will make sure the planet is safe.
Captain Planet: The Power is yours!
Blue Ranger[]
Wiz: Any superhero team usually has a brainiac. And for the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, it was Billy Cranston.
Boomstick: Otherwise know as the Blue Ranger.
Wiz: Billy's appearance may look weak, but his intellect makes up for it.
Boomstick: The Blue Ranger has the RADBUG, a device that allows him to teleport to the Power Ranger's base. While he won't get advice from Zordon, he can use it to teleport and back to dodge attacks.
Wiz: Billy wields the Triceratops Lance, a Lance about Billy's height that generates electricity.
Boomstick: If he feels like it, he can break it like a KitKat to use two blades.
Wiz: Like every ranger, Billy has the power of the Morphing Grid. It gives Billy speed, strength, and reflexes 32 times of a trained athlete.
Boomstick: But just like every other nerd, Billy is a wimp and gets defeated easily. He also is a coward and freezes in danger.
Wiz: But the Blue Ranger is still not one to be messed with.
Blue Ranger: You know the funny thing about morphin'? You don't appreciate it till you can't do it anymore!
Sportacus[]
Wiz: LazyTown, a place where, oddly enough, you do many activities, which means you are active.
Boomstick: That's false advertising if I've ever seen it.
Wiz: But one was there to spread these fit messages.
Boomstick: A guy called Sportacus.
Wiz: Sportacus has shown that his fit body is useful. He can do a one arm push-up easily, pull the mayor's wife from the hole with one of his hand and pull Stephene and the Mayor with his other hand, lift Stitch's small car and lift a giant cage.
Boomstick: He lifted a giant boulder over his head, pulled a wrecking ball with one hand, pulled an ice cream stand, and pulled a bulldozers.
Wiz: He held back a giant moving door, threw a carrot hard enough to stab through a box, knock an apple out of a tree by hitting it once, and threw Robbie Rotten over the clouds.
Boomstick: He broke a big metal lock with a chop, pushed back a tree with a tree house on it and a small tower, hit a baseball from the middle of the LazyTown to the east side of LazyTown, and held down his airship!
Wiz: He can hit an apple to the moon in 12 seconds, hurt and knock out Robbie Rotten, who survived getting launched to the moon in 5.5 seconds, and lifted a part of a large pyramid with the help of Sports Candy.
Boomstick: Sportacus can run on walls, dodge projectiles, outrun a cannonball, and keep up with his airship!
Wiz: He is able to continuously react to his own Zeppelin's practice sequence, which shoots items at high speeds, able to pilot a plane that travels from earth to moon in 10 seconds, which is about 12.5%'times the speed of light, and run 22.7 times faster than Robbie, who can move at Mach 707.
Boomstick: This means Sportacus moves at about Mach 21, and he can outrun his own things that he throws.
Wiz: He doesn't feel pain after jumping out of his Zeppelin and landing on the ground for 6 seconds, survived being run over, survived an explosion that sent Robbie Rotten flying through the air for 3 seconds, and took a crash from Robotacus who can easily lift a giant cannon above his head,but Sportacus still knock to the ground after that.
Boomstick: He can even move for five whole hours without tiring out!
Wiz: Sportacus is skilled at many sports, able to spin and flip practically anywhere, and good at knitting cloth.
Boomstick: Sportacus is smart enough to know how to fly a airship, has a bunch of knowledge on sports, athletics, health and training, can trick Robbie Rotten, and knows some hard equations!
Wiz: He enjoys reading, and can break the fourth wall.
Boomstick: Sportacus can throw a toothbrush into a hole behind him, able to hit and aim a ball at Robbie's house, and aim and throw an apple to the moon!
Wiz: He has a backpack that contains all his weapons, and it can also transform into a glider with booster a the back, a hover scooter and even a jet.
Boomstick: He also has sports equipment, and oddly enough, a climbing axe, and climbing grappling hook, and a sword!
Wiz: He also has Sports Candy...which is just a fruit. It makes him stronger and any stamina he lost will be regained.
Boomstick: And if he can't tell what someone is doing, he can whip out a telescope!
Wiz: He even has a Sky Chaser Scooter, which can fly through the air.
Boomstick: He also has two hand wrist shooters, with an AI to help him out!
Wiz: It is capable of shooting discs that can cut through objects or be used as a grappling hook.
Boomstick: He even has Blue Knight Armor! It gives him a long pole, a shield and a sword! But he loses his usual speed.
Wiz: He also has a shovel, a mop, and a yo-yo that has a string longer than a usual one.
Boomstick: He even has a trash can lid, a boomerang and a fishing pole!
Wiz: Sportacus has shown he is the defender of LazyTown on many occasions. He saved LazyTown from an unhealthy lifestyle, defeated Robbie Rotten in a sword fight and saved the kids multiple times, even if they were in space.
Boomstick: He broke six world records, which are longest throw, fastest run, Highest jump, most energy,most flips and most races won, saved Robbie from near death, and gained the trust of LazyTown's mayor!
Wiz: That doesn't mean Sportacus is perfect. Disguises will throw him for a loop, even when they are obvious, is naive, and has little combat experience. Not only that, but processed sugar makes him lose all his strength and stamina.
Boomstick: He may be fast, but he ain't that durable. You can stab him with a sword or shoot him with a gun and he would die. Plus, he never got into a legitimate fistfight, gets knocked out pretty easily, and holds back.
Wiz: He can tire out, even with his bizarre stamina, and bad fruit have the same effect on him as processed sugar. And if the backpack's left side is open, it can easily be destroyed.
Boomstick: But this guy is one fit master that you do not want to skip the fitness learnings off!
Sportacus: Ah...let's just say I'm slightly above average.
Gumball Watterson[]
Wiz: The town of Elmore. A not-so normal town where dinosaurs are nit extinct, robots and rainbow people walk around, and balloons can date cactuses.
Boomstick: So you would expect the person who causes destruction 24/7 to be an all-powerful monster of a giant, right?
Wiz: Well, no. It's all due to a 12-year old cat living in a dysfunctional family: Gumball Trishtopher Watterson.
Boomstick: Who the hell names their kid after a chewing gum?
Wiz: Living in such a bizarre town like Elmore, Gumball has tricks up his sleeves should things go awry.
Boomstick: Yeah, he ain't so helpless than he looks.
Wiz: Gumball has Toon Force, like Donald. It allows him to break the laws of physics with light reality warping, and gives him enhanced physical attributes. This gives him powers such as superhuman strength, speed and durability.
Boomstick: He also has 4th wall awareness, spatial manipulation, and time manipulation!
Wiz: He even has precognition, some form of dimensional travel, and immortality from not being able to age.
Boomstick: He can extend his tail or rip it clean off, use his claws to cut holes in glass, grow a certain body part bigger or smaller, and can heal life-threatening injuries in seconds! Oh, and after a dip in radiation, he can read minds.
Wiz: He rip his mouth off and turn it upside to try and frown, can drive an invisible car thanks to imagination, can control his body parts with thought power alone, and can turn into objects such as eggs.
Boomstick: He can clone himself, and can set things on fire with pure rage.
Wiz: He can create static electricity, can bend someone with words, and when enraged, can cause people to explode when they come into contract with him.
Boomstick: Gumball may look weak, but he ain't. He's capable of punching holes in walls and breaking down doors!
Wiz: He ripped a locker off it's hinges, broke out of hardened liquid cement, threw Darwin out a window casually, and flipped a car over.
Boomstick: He even lifted a treadmill while his sister was on it, which makes it heavier.
Wiz: Gumball was once faster than time, as well as electricity, possibly making him faster than light, and even if he isn't, he still moves at speeds that he becomes a blur, and once ran so fast he became a fireball and caused a police scanner to explode. But he also has inconsistent speed.
Boomstick: He sometimes in Sonic fast, other times not so much. He is agile for his cat mentality, and once outran a T-Rex!
Wiz: But Gumball's biggest point is durability. He can be thrown into a wall and shown no pain, survived being stomped on by a T-Rex, and fell from the distance of that of a skyscraper and showed minor pain, which was recovered later.
Boomstick: He walked through four explosions without giving a shit bir being badly injured, can reform after being flattened or crushed, and even comes back from being turned into a skeleton!
Wiz: He survived being struck by lightning multiple times, survived the Big Bang, can breathe in space and hold his breath for a long time, and fell from the moon all the way to Earth landing into a swimming pool and was fine, which is over 200,000 miles.
Boomstick: While Gumball isn't smart academically, he is an expert at strategical thinking and planning, alongside being imaginative and creative.
Wiz: Gumball is very observant, capable of noticing the smallest of details, and uses much more mature words over his other classmates, and is very resourceful as he will use anything nearby as a tool or weapon to help him. He's also great at cooking, building and music.
Boomstick: Gumball knows he's in a cartoon and makes jokes directed to the audience. He also crashed into the camera and stopped time, jumped out of the cartoon to appear on the red carpet, and most likely pull a Bugs Bunny and manipulate the cartoon once he escapes!
Wiz: Gumball is a fun-loving, imaginative, rather optimistic, and very mischievious cat. He tries to fix his mistakes, but makes them worse. He does have a slight ego and can get cocky, and usually looks towards the beighter side of things.
Boomstick: And every now and then, he shows his sensitive, nicer side to people like Darwin and Penny.
Wiz: Gumball's fighting style is focused on dishing out damage rather than actual skill, but his movements are erratic and out of place, which can confuse foes. He also knows a bit of karate.
Boomstick: Now to weapons! Gumball has a Tin Foil Helmet, which is one of his deadlier weapons. It grants the user ridiculous luck, which includes finding tools and supplies, being almost impossible to hit directly, or just bad luck happening to opponents in general. However, it is made out of tin foil and can be destroyed just as easily. And if someone else gets ahold of it, they get thhe same luck capabilities!
Wiz: He has battle equipment, which is a cooking pot for a helmet, a cape for looks, and a toilet paper roll. These weapons are surprisingly effective, and mainly focuses on offensive strikes.
Boomstick: Gumball also has a hard hat. You guessed it, extra protection on the head.
Wiz: He also has water balloons that he can use to chuck at foes, but he has a limited supply.
Boomstick: He even has a robo-arm that Bobert gave him to find his way through the sewers. It can extend to god knows how long, and grab things and pull Gumball towards them.
Wiz: Gumball can throws bowling balls, but he has to run and retrieve them after the throw.
Boomstick: Gumball also has the Daisy Bomb, a remote controlled bomb that can be detonated when hitting something. But, for some retarded reason, Gumball cannot move while doing it, nor can his opponent. It brusts into flames when it explodes, so things catch on fire and sends foes flying.
Wiz: He also has a Hand Bomb, which is a hand grenade/bomb hybrid. It cam be thrown easily and explodes upon contact, knocking foes great distances.
Boomstick: He also has a paintball gun.
Wiz: Gumball has a finger gun. While he never used it, we can assume what it was capable of as Anais caused a metal pipe to break when using hers.
Boomstick: Hell, he even can use a fire sword!
Wiz: He also has a vacuum cleaner, used when he fought alongside Cartoon Network heroes to fight against mirror clones.
Boomstick: That also includes an air freshener that creates a vortex of wind.
Wiz: But Gumball's most dangerous weapon is Wanda, the Wonderful Wand of Wonder. It is easily Gumball's strongest weapon, and fires powerful rainbow magic to harm foes. If charged up, Gumball can also target a specific area to release a powerful magic attack. When fully charged, it releases three powerful magic blasts onto his area that destroys anything near it.
Boomstick: Let's skip to the forms, like him going Super Sayian! No, we are not joking. He went fucking Super Sayian. While it wasn't shown, he could do what a Super Saiyan can.
Wiz: Marzipan Gumball give him enhanced health, and makes him pretty hungry.
Boomstick: Hocus Pocus Gumball, also known as Magic Gumball, can land critical hits much more easily, allowing him to dish out more pain.
Wiz: Wizard Gumball does extra magic damage, increasing his attack power as well.
Boomstick: Glowing Gumball, also known as Candle Gumball or Candlewax Gumball, can make his opponents lightheaded due to the light on his head. He also has a chance at blocking attacks.
Wiz: Fancy Gumball allows Gumball go access his special attacks faster.
Boomstick: Hex Gumball allows Gumball to take health from the opponent if he lands an attack, and take more health with a super attack!
Wiz: Plunger Gumball fights with a plunger, which can stick onto walls. He can also create a decoy of himself should he be low on health.
Boomstick: Enchanter Gumball, also known as Sorcerer Gumball, has a speical attack that leaves clouds in the sky that are filled to the brim with mystic energy.
Wiz: And if Gumball drinks Carrie's ghost potion, Gumball turns into a ghost that can do what normal ghosts do.
Boomstick: And if he wants to go back, he just needs to repossess his body.
Wiz: Gumball also has a Karate Suit, which gives Gumball enhanced jumping, strength and speed. He can also charge up his fist and plow through enemies, becoming invulnerable for a short while.
Boomstick: Now, Gumball's impressive for a young kid. With his Toon Force, ripped off body parts without harm, regrew multiple body parts in seconds, and came back after turning into a puddle.
Wiz: He barely made it out of an exploding van, and went toe-to-toe with his own mother over a remote.
Boomstick: Why do cartoon characters always fight epically over something minimal?
Wiz: Comedy.
Boomstick: Next time you now, someone's gonna destroy a continent over their roommate eating the last pizza.
Wiz: But even then, Gumball still has problems. He is naive, makes up the dumbest ideas and gets in trouble in the process.
Boomstick: He relies on his weapons too much, usually needs help from Darwin, and his Toon Force can fail him be inconsistent. And if someone gets ahold of his weapons, they can use it against him!
Wiz: And despite his endurance, he can still feel pain. And Turpentine Acetone Benzene.
Boomstick: But Gumball's one of the few reason why you don't mess with the Wattersons.
Gumball: Hmm....I guess I'm just good at being happy.
Death Battle[]
Lord Garmadon fell to the floor, unconscious and beaten. "Finally, that took a while." Jay said. His partners, Cole, Kai and Zane were out cold, but he still pulled through.
"Alright guys, let's go." Jay said, before he was lifted into the air by an odd ray of light. "Hey, what the-" He was pulled away, and mere seconds later, his teammates got up.
"Ugh...what happened?" Kai asked as he held his head in slight pain. "Lord Garmadon has been beaten, Jay must have done it on his own." Zane noted, seeing the unconscious figure on the floor.
Then Cole asked the million dollar question. "Where is Jay, anyways?"
Meanwhile, Donald Duck ran across grassy field in terror, as a crocodile was on his heels. "Gotta make it back to house, I gotta!" He squealed as he ran endlessly.
He eventually did make it. However, the door was locked...and he didn't have keys. "Uh oh..." He mumbled as she turned to see the alligator a few steps away.
"No, no, I don't taste good!" Donald tried to convince the croc, but it just made its way closer. Just when it was about to devour the waterfowl, Donald was lifted up into the air by a ray of light, just like Jay.
"Hey, what's going on?!" Donald questioned, before the ray of light took him away as well.
As in another part of the town, Captain Planet flew over the skies with a proud smile. "Another day, another eco-villain stopped." As he flew, he flet himself being lifted higher, due to a ray of light.
"Huh? Gaia, is this your doing?" Captain Planet questioned, before being lifted away.
Now for the Blue Ranger, he was alone with Zordon in the Command Center. "The other Rangers will arrive. They are running late, that is all." Zordon told Billy.
"I hope so, this is important information that they need to know." Billy said, just as the ray of light came in to take Billy away.
"Zordon?! What's happening?!" He didn't get his answer, as he was taken away.
In the brink of daylight, Sportacus ran across the fields of LazyTown, and jumped in front of Robbie Rotten himself.
"Stop, Robbie Rotten! I won't let you continue with your attempts to make LazyTown lazy again!" Sportacus proclaimed as Robbie jumped back.
"Oh, do you think I won't do this without a battle?" Robbie questioned, as both got ready...
...until Robbie saw Sportacus was dragged out by ray of light, much to his surprise.
Elmore Junior High's bell rang, with the kids looking relieved to have finally escape the mind-numbing boredom of classes, especially a certain blue cat and goldfish.
"Dude, has mom even came home?" Gumball asked Darwin, who shrugged in response.
"Nope, haven't seen her ever since she and that lady had a "Talk"." Darwin told his brother/friend/owner.
"Man, I hope that lady got out alive." Gumball said, before he began to be lifted up by the ray of light, much to Darwin's shock.
"Dude, a little help?" Gumball asked fearfully, as Darwin stepped back. "On it!" He jumped and attempted to tackle his brother out...but missed a slammed head-first into a trash can instead.
Now, all six characters landed in a blue forest. Spotting each other, they all believed on or the other sent them there.
They got ready to fight.
Chaos was going to break loose.
FIGHT!!!
Remaining Combatants:
- Jay
- Donald Duck
- Captain Planet
- Blue Ranger
- Sportacus
- Gumball Watterson
Blue Ranger uses the RADBUG to escape and get weapons from the base. He was caught offguard after all.
Meanwhile, Donald pulls out a large mallet and rushes towards Captain Planet.
However, the good Captain fires flames at Donald, roasting him and turning the mallet to ash.
"Aw poohey..." Donald muttered as he pulled out an axe and charged, but Captain Planet used his metal attraction to bring Donald and his axe close, before proceeding to punch and kick the duck while in the air.
Sportacus looked at Jay, before taking out a baseball bat and running towards Jay, but the Lego clashed with his nun-chucks.
Ultimately, Jay won out and hit Sportacus hard across the face, a painful hit to the stomach, before flip kicking him in the jaw.
As this all happened, Blue Ranger came back with Triceratops Lance.
"Alright, who wants some?" Blue Ranger said. He looked and saw everyone fighting EXCEPT Gumball, who was watching the battle with glee.
Blue Ranger instantly started to rush and attack Gumball, who had little time to react before he began to get slashed.
After a series of slashes, he shocks Gumball, and the electricity cause Gumball to set on fire.
"AHH! I'M ON FIRE!" Gumball squealed as he ran around comically. He then leaped into a nearby lake and extinguished himself.
Blue Ranger tackled Gumball under the water and attempted to forcefully drown him. But Gumball clawed his mask, freeing himself from the water.
"GAH! That claw is powerful.." Blue Ranger muttered before kicking Gumball into a tree.
Meanwhile, Donald was still on the receiving side of a beatdown, courtesy of Captain Planet.
"Okay, I believe you should lie down." Captain Planet said as he used his super breath to blow Donald high into the sky. As the duck fell whilst screaming, Cpatain Planet lifted a chunk of the earth out and crushed Donald underneath it, burying him.
Meanwhile, Jay is still battling Sportacus. The ninja then uses wind to create a vortex that Sportacus gets sucked into.
"Eat this!" Jay yelled as he slashed Sportacus across the chest, causing him to yell in pain.
Sportacus took out a climbing axe and swings at Jay, but the ninja dodges every blow.
After Jay disarms him, Sportacus deals rapid hits to Jay, giving the ninja...nothing, really.
Gumball pulled out his Robo-Arm and grabbed Blue Ranger with it. He spun it around and threw Blue Ranger across the field, where he slides past Sportacus and Jay
"Alright, I'm in the-" Gumball was cut off when Jay dropkicked him, knocking the kitten unconscious.
"I'll end this quick!" Blue Ranger turned the Triceratops Lance into two swords.
Captain Planet noticed this and scoffed. "Using the environment as a weapon..." He noted solemnly.
"Think you can take me on?" Blue Ranger questioned the Eco Super-Hero, who lifted the water from the lake and slammed then other three down with the water.
"I believe so." Captain Planet said as he used electricity to shock Blue Ranger before socking him in the face.
Sportacus rushes at Jay with a shovel, but Jay slashes it apart. Sportacus uses a mop, but the same happens, he even tried a Yo-Yo. Guess.
"You're too easy to deal with." Jay remarked as Sportacus tried to slam a trash can lid onto his head with minimal effect. Jay disarms him, and breaks his last two weapons, a boomerang and a fishing pole.
"Oh dear, this isn't going well." Sportacus muttered as he took out his wrist shooters and fired, but Jay jumped over them and axe-kicked Sportacus to the floor.
Captain Planet flies and rams into Blue Ranger, slamming him into the ground painfully.
Meanwhile, Sportacus put on his Knight Armor, gaining a long pole, a shield and a sword. He goes to Jay and their fight continues. After a series of painful strikes on both, Jay breaks the damn armor, sending Sportacus rolling across the floor.
Finally, Sportacus decided to turn his backpack into a JET. He blasted towards the group.
Jay rolled away.
Captain Planet flew away.
But Blue Ranger stabbed his swords into the jet. It caused the jet to explode, reducing Sportacus to lifeless ashes.
Remaining Combatants:
- Jay
- Donald Duck
- Captain Planet
- Blue Ranger
- Sportacua
- Gumball Watterson
Donald Duck
Captain Planet
Blue Ranger
Sportacus
Gumball Watterson
Donald bursts out of the Earth he was trapped in, wearing a retractable jetpack, now in his Double Duck form. Gumball also got up, popping his jaw back into place.
"Geez, somebody didn't do so well." Donald commented as he noticed the wreckage of Sportacus' jet. His head trauma caused him to forgot his normal self and obtain his Double Duck alter ego.
Captain Planet used ice to wrap around Blue Ranger's neck, choking him. As he did, Captain Planet juggled him into the air with kicks.
Donald landed next to Jay with his eye squinted. Before Jay could attack, Donald used his Cuff Links to stun Jay momentarily.
Jay, getting serious, swung his chucks at Donald's retractable Jet Pack, causing it the retract into the back of Donald.
"Whoa!" The duck sticks the landing, not hurt.
"Phew, close one." Donald said with a calm tone.
Gumball tackles Captain Planet, and while wearing his battle equipment, smacks him across the face with a toilet paper roll. This didn't do much, as Captain Planet then grabs Gumball and beats the daylights out of him, until Gumball slipped away.
Blue Ranger, managing to break the ice around his neck, and lunged at Captain Planet with his swords. However, Captain Planet flew around his foe, to fast for him to do strike the Captain.
Jay swings at Donald, but the Duck flips away in time.
"Let's go..." Donald muttered before whipping out a small fan that blow Jy away, but the ninja manages to land safely.
As that was happening, Blue Ranger managed to slash Captain Planet, before kicking him to the floor. Blue Ranger then jumped towards Donald and slashes, but Donald evades, and uses a sleep gas grenade and puts on a gas mask, as the gas cause Blue Ranger to fall asleep.
"Alright! Let's get the rest!" Donald yelled as he used his Wrist Disc Shooter to knock Captain Planet away, and placing the Total Resent Button's ear buds in Blue Ranger and pressing the button.
Silence. Pure utter silence, before...
"What's going on?" Blue Ranger questioned, before Donald used his watch to zap a giant hole in Blue Ranger's head, killing him instantly.
Remaining Combatants:
- Jay
- Donald Duck
- Captain Planet
- Gumball Watterson
As Blue Ranger collapses to the floor, his weapons bonk Donald on the head. The Duck is dazed before passing out....and getting up as Maui Mallard.
Everyone looked at each other, and got ready to do battle.
Donald pulls out the 1935 Vintage Westchester Bug Gun and fires at Captain Planet, who flies out of the firing shot. Donald fires electric bugs this time, but Captain Planet still dodged.
"Confound it, stop moving!" Donald yelled, as he fired a fire bugs this time, but Captain Planet roasted the bugs to pieces. Having enough, Donald used a super shot...which Captain Planet dodged.
"Great." Donald muttered, before switching to his Cold Shadow alter ego. He then proceeded to do the Tempest of 1000 Blows on Captain Planet.
As Donald and Captain Planet fought, Gumball kicked Jay across the face, then summons his fire sword. Jay, in response, took out his Elemental Blade.
They clash blades. After a brief, hard clash, Jay won out and stabbed Gumball through the chest and kicked him off.
Gumball was alive however, and saw Jay about to bring the Elemental Blade down on him, so Gumball swung...
...and slashed the Elemental Blade in half.
"What..?" Jay said in shock.
"Wow, that actually worked." Gumball said in surprise.
Jay looked at Gumball, eyes showing fury.
"It is on."
Jay used his nunchucks to smack Gumball across the face, giving the cat a black eye.
Jay then did a Spinjitsu Tornado made of electricity, sucking Gumball in. However, Gumball pulled out a bowling ball and threw it, slamming into Jay's chest, smashing his ribs.
Upon landing, Jay tries to punch Gumball, but he was too weak at the moment. Gumball then started to shoot Jay nonstop with his finger gun.
Finally, Gumball stabs Jay thought the chest, and blows his head to bits with his finger gun.
Remaining Combatants:
- Donald Duck
- Captain Planet
- Gumball Watterson
Donald was just then slammed Into Gumball, falling off a cliff. Seconds later, Donald flew back up as the Duck Avenger.
Donald now used the Boomerang-O-Matic, but Gumball blocked it by putting on a hard hat to block it.
As they did, Captain Planet shot more rocks at the two, in which they both dodged. Donald shoots a few with his ray gun.
"UNO, gonna need help with these one." Donald said to the XTransformer Shield with a new voice, in which UNO came out.
"So you want me to analyze these two people's abilities?" UNO questioned, in which Donald nodded."
"Alright, give me a sec." UNO analyzed Gumball and Captain Planet who were fighting, before turning to Donald.
"The Eco one manipulates elements, but is weak to hatred and pollution. The kitten is extremely durable, possibly your hardest foe yet."
"That's it?"
"Yes."
"Then I'll keep that in mind."
Donald leaped out of hiding. Gumball pulls out his paintball gun and fires, but Donald uses his cape to reflect them back to Gumball, hitting the sender instead.
Captain Planet then grabs Gumball and throws him at Donald, who uses the Freeze Ray to freeze him solid, then dropkick him away.
Upon impact, Gumball shattered, but lived.
"I'm okay."
Captain Planet then flies at Donald at punches, but Donald does a electric counter attack.
Meanwhile, Gumball reformed. He then chucked a hand bomb. It exploded, knocking Donald and Captain Planet away.
Donald then pulled out his laser gun and fired, Captain Planet shot a wave of fire, and Gumball used the Daisy Bomb. The attacks collided, and caused a massive explosion that set the forest on fire!
The three ran at each other and started clashing. Captain Planet tried to use his super breath, but Donald used the Crippling Ray to cause him to drop.
He could still fly, as he flew at Gumball and elbowed the blue cat hard.
"I believe I have the upper hand here." Captain Planet said as Gumball rolled across the floor, but Donald was right behind him and pulled out the Power Glove to shoot an explosive and throw a punch at Captain Planet who dodged.
"Time to recycle you Eco-Villains!" Captain Planet proclaimed, but then and there...Donald shot him with the Paralyzing Pistol, knocking Captain Planet to the floor.
Donald then forcefully fed Captain Planet Car-Can Candies, making him lose his memories.
"And you're out."
Donald used the X-Transformer Shield to blow a huge hole in Captain Planet's chest, killing him.
Remaining Combatants:
- Donald Duck
- Gumball Watterson
The water fowl and the kitten glared. Only one could leave....
The two began exchanging strikes. After what seemed like forever, Donald pulled out his staff and aimed it at Gumball. "FIREGA!"
Gumball got hit by a fireball and screamed, before...
"STOPTA!"
Everything froze as Donald flew up. He grabbed Gumball, pulled out a rocket ship, chained his leg to it, and resumed time.
"WHOA! What's going on?!" Gumball questioned, as the rocket was counting down, "So long, kiddo!" Donald yelled, before the rocket blasted off.
Gumball screamed in terror as the rocket blasted off into space, as Donald watched through a pair of binoculars. He then laughed at his foe's misfortune, before....
"Wait a minute....I WON!"
Results[]
Boomstick: JESUS! TALK ABOUT SUFFERING A HORRIBLE FATE!
Wiz: Sportacus was first to die. While he is superior to GUmball in flexibility that's about it for him.
Boomstick: Blue Ranger was next because he works better in a team, and doesn't have too many good feats.
Wiz: Jay suffers the same issue, but he has SOME capabilities to save himself for a short period of time.
Boomstick: And finally, Captain Planet is next. He may be more powerful, fast, and more skilled and expreinced, but he just can't kill Donald or Gumball.
Wiz: And finally, Gumball is last to die. He may be powerful, but Donald has strength, speed skill and experience over him, and Donald has abilities and weaponry that was more than the blue cat can handle, such as the X-Transformer shield, hammer space, magic staff, and many others. And if we gave Donald Duck of Doom then he easily wins.
Boomstick: Everybody just DUCKed up.
Wiz: The winner is Donald Duck.