Description[]
Its a Battle of the Bunnies in this heated Brawl! Which Bunny will raise their fist in the air?
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Looks like it is Wabbit Season boys, ha ha ha!
Wiz: Bunnies are seen as cute, harmless creatures, but today, two Warrior Bunnies will fight to the death
Boomstick: Like Bloody Bunny, The Child turned Vengeful Bunny Doll.
Wiz: And Mega Lopunny, the once Cautious Pokémon with Awakened Instincts.
Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And It's our job to Analyze their weapons, armor, and Skills, to see who would win... A Death Battle.
Bloody Bunny[]
Wiz: The World faces Dystopia, lead by Dark Bosses of Dollworks, the entire planet has been taken over by Dolls.
Boomstick: Wait, DOLLS?! We could have been beaten by anything on the planet, but we lose to Dolls?!
Wiz: Well, considering that they have Giant Robots and pretty much every single one of them seem to be good in hand to hand combat, I'm not surprised.
Boomstick: In order to insure their victory, They decided to say 'Why not'? and enslave children in factories for their war Effort.
Wiz: However, one tried to escape, with a doll that was once her sister, however, she was caught, and turned into a Bunny doll by Dollworks, a Mistake that Dollworks would regret...
Boomstick: Yea, She started slaughtering those dolls with anything she could get her hands on, Wrenches, Needles, you name it!
Wiz: Long Story short, she escaped the Factory with her sister, and after getting nursed back to health by an old sloth doll, she was trained to be an even bigger threat than she already was.
Boomstick: But if you want revenge, you need a lot of weapons, Luckily, Bloody Bunny didnt make the same mistake I did, Damn Chickens...
Wiz: Her Primary weapon is the Sword of Light, an Extremely sharp blade that can cut through a statue 5 times the size of the normal man.
Boomstick: That's nothing compared to being able to fire Energy Slashes, not to mention creating FUCKING TORNADOS around the user! Try to give me a ticket now, Cop! If you dare!
Wiz: Uh, Right... She also wields the same weapons as three of the Dark Bosses.
Boomstick: She can create shockwaves and crush people with Serious Kuma's Hammer, This same Hammer sent her flying into the side of a Canyon, and she got up ready to fight like it was nothing!
Wiz: She can also use Razor Mane's Sharp Boomerangs to slice down her foes. She can use four of them to circle around her as she moves, forming a deadly barrier to protect herself.
Boomstick: and Finally, Bloody Bunny has Bye Bye Kitten's Knives, which she throw from afar, she can also use them for... Teleportation?! Why didnt Bye-Bye Kitten use that when Bloody Bunny gave her the beatdown of her life?
Wiz: Regardless, each Dark Boss was skilled in their own right, and Bloody Bunny has beaten all of them.
Boomstick: Of course she did, After all, when Bye Bye Kitten threw a knife into Bloody Bunny's stomach, she was completely unaffected by it and immedietly tried to pull it out! and remember that Canyon feat? Well. The last remaining Dark Boss, Dark Rabbit, Kicked her from the top of the Monster version of her sister into a mountain side, and that same monster dwarfed the entire city!
Wiz: She also caught a blade midair from Razor Mane, and threw it back at her before the pony could react.
Wiz: But She does have weaknesses, for one thing, She is a very aggressive fighter, She also doesnt seem to feel pain, so she would have a cut on her shin and Bloody Bunny would not even notice.
Boomstick: But if you think you have her beat, well, their will likely be an Oven she will kindly introduce you to.
(Shows Bloody Bunny throwing Bye Bye Kitten into an oven, and then turning the heat up all the way.
Mega Lopunny[]
Wiz: Ah, the World of Pokémon, a world seeded with Mystery around almost every corner. But their is none more mysterious than Mega Evolution.
Boomstick: Only specific Pokémon can obtain this form, and one of those Pokémon is Lopunny.
Wiz: You see, Lopunny is a cautious Pokémon, even in battle, aggression is not its thing.
Boomstick: But that all changes with Mega Evolution, where this cautious Bunny transforms into a fighting machine. As if this bunny isn't oversexulised enough...
Wiz: being a Pokemon, Lopunny has access to a variety of moves.
Boomstick: She can hit you in a blur with Quick Attack, Kick you with Jump Kick, and Can dramatically increase her speed with Agility. she can even whip you with her ears! Which are strong enough to crumble steel Plates!
Wiz: She also knows bounce, where she can bounce so high, it is extremly hard to hit her, she then jumps on you, and theres a good chance that your paralyzed.
Boomstick: She can also punch you with Multiple elements with Fire Punch, Ice Punch, and Thunder Punch, she can also steal your life force with Drain Punch and heal herself, She also can make you very Dizzy with Dizzy Punch Or my personal favorite, send you flying with Focus Punch.
Wiz: She also knows High Jump kick, in which she hits you with a devastating kick to the head after jumping in the air, it is important to note that if she misses, she will hit the ground and get hurt. Mega Lopunny was also fast enough to counter thunder wave at point blank range
Boomstick: Dont remind me, I tried it and that happened many times.
Wiz: Uhh, you tried it on who?
Boomstick: Jason! I hit the ground... and he hit her heart.
Wiz: Uhh... Weaknesses! Mega Lopunny has Weaknesses!
Boomstick: *Sniff*... Not only does she have low Defense, but she takes 2x Damage from fighting type moves, it is debatable if a Fighting Type move is equal to a punch from a human, but her low defense and Health don't exactly help her...
Wiz: But even so, If you want a Mega Evolution on your team, Lopunny is always a good option.
Death Battle Intro[]
Wiz: Alright, the Combatants are set, Lets end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: Its time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Fight[]
Bloody Bunny is seen in a straight jacket, with two Skull Minions leading her through a metal hallway.
She is then released from the straight jacket, and quickly thrown into a metal Cage, with many Skull Minions watching the event.
Bloody Bunny looks around and Sees Lopunny, who was unconcious on a table, her arms were attacked to wires with a Loppunite Connected to them
Suddenly, multicolor electricty goes from the Loppunite into her body, Lopunny than transforms into her Mega Evolution form
Mega Lopunny then takes off the wires, and then leaps from the table, a few inches from Bloody Bunny while putting up her dukes.
FIGHT!
Lopunny swings her ears down at Bloody Bunny, who dodged it and then kicks Lopunny in the face, knocking her down. Lopunny quickly bounces back to her feet and charges, kicking Bloody Bunny twice in the face, and then goes for a third kick, but Bloody Bunny catches it and throws Lopunny across the arena.
Lopunny lands on her feet, but widens her eyes, seeing Bloody Bunny throw multiple knives at her, Lopunny uses quick attack to dodge the knives and then whip Bloody Bunny in the face, giving Bloody Bunny a Bloody nose. and making her stagger back.
Lopunny smirks before using this to swing an Ice Punch at Bloody Bunny, hiting her and freezing her in place, Lopunny then jumps high in the air, but as she did...
Bloody Bunny broke out out of sheer rage, she then caught Lopunny's attack by Lopunny's legs and then slamed her into the metaql floor, as Lopunny got up, Bloody Bunny hit Lopunny with her Hammer. sending her flying.
Lopunny slowly got up, before spitting up some blood. Bloody Bunny then fired several Energy Slashes at Lopunny, who dodged them all as Lopunny ran at Bloody Bunny.
Lopunny then hit Bloody Bunny with both Fire Punch and Thunder Punch, and then hitting her with a decent combo of Kicks. Untill Bloody Bunny used her knife to teleport behind Lopunny and slash across Lopunny's back.
Lopunny yelled in pain before punch Bloody Bunny in the face, As Bloody Bunny was hit she starting losing focus of everything around her, getting very dizzy.
Lopunny used this by Punching her in the face with Drain Punch, This caused Lopunny's wound to slowly heal. wanting to finish this, Lopunny began charging up her focus punch.
Bloody Bunny meanwhile, was still trying to regain her focus, but, soon realizing that Lopunny was charging up another attack, she closed her eyes...
Lopunny then jumped at Bloody Bunny, who then started spinning around and conjured a tornado around her, this shocked Lopunny as she was sucked into the Tornado and thrown around, before getting launched out of it into one of the cage walls, dislocating Mega Lopunny's Shoulder
Bloody Bunny fell back to her feet, fully recovered from the dizzyness. Mega Lopunny forcibly relocated her shoulder, as she grunted in pain.
The two glared at each other, Lopunny then jumped in the air and used High jump Kick, speeding at Bloody Bunny.
Bloody Bunny however, threw four Boomerangs around herself, before jumping back At Lopunny. Sword ready.
the Two Collided, and Mega Lopunny was sliced in half.
As the top Half of Mega Lopunny tried to desperately crawl away, Bloody Bunny crushed her head by jumping on it.
Bloody Bunny glared down at the remains of Lopunny, Before jumping over the cage wall, multiple screams were heard.
Results[]
Boomstick: So do we give the remains to Elmer Fudd, Or...?
Wiz: This battle had a lot of Surprising factors in it, Not only Did Lopunny have better reaction time, but she also had better striking streagth.
Boomstick: But Ears that can crush Metal Plates wont take down a Bunny that took a hammer to the skull, launched into a canyon and recovered from it in almost no time at all. And that's not even Bloody Bunny's best Durability feat.
Wiz: Dizzy Punch, Ice Punch, Drain Punch, and Thunder Punch could help Lopunny, but with Bloody Bunny being able to catch a Blade flying at her, it would be very hard trying to hit Bloody Bunny.
Boomstick: Not to mention Lopunny has no counter to the Sword of Light, which can easily slice through giant Statues, destroy giant robots, and can create tornados.
Wiz: Lopunny may have a slight edge in reaction time and way better striking strength, there is nothing the Pokémon could do against Bloody Bunny's superior Durability and Deadly Arsenal
Boomstick: Looks like Lopunny is the real Bloody Bunny.
Wiz: The Winner is Bloody Bunny.