Description[]
Battle for Dream Island vs Eddsworld! Which red ruthless character will take the win?
Interlude[]
Wiz: What if...there was a talking red cube?
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: There is actually! Blocky from Battle for Dream Island.
Boomstick: I see, who would be a perfect combatant?
Wiz: How about Tord from Eddsworld?
Boomstick: Connections?
Wiz: They are both red, mean, strong, prankful, characters who are in a group of friends!
Boomstick: Oh yeah! Blocky was with Pen, Eraser, Snowball, and Coiny. and Tord was with Edd, Matt, and Tom.
Wiz: Exactly.
Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our duty to find out who would win in a Death Battle!
Blocky[]
Boomstick: Blocky is a contestant from the Battle for Dream Island series, debuting during the first season. He is a red building block made of solid wood.
Wiz: That sounds like a completely defenseless character that anyone can kick, like Hello Kitty, right?
Boomstick: Ohoho...You would be wrong if you thought that.
Wiz: He is far from a small cuddly block, he's the EXACT OPPOSITE, he loves doing sadistic pranks, and he has a kill count of 2,930+.
Boomstick: Holy shit, that's a massive kill count!
Wiz: Don't worry, that's not even the highest kill count we have recorded in Death Battle!
Boomstick: True
Wiz: However, he has been a lot less unsympathetic lately, he used to torture Woody a lot, but ever since Blocky saw potential in Woody, they are now good friends
Boomstick: We'll start his abilities here and say, Blocky will be at his prime, when he was the most overpowered. same with his opponent.
Wiz: Blocky is mostly known for his pranks though, his first prank was drilling a hole into the Bubble Recovery Center, pouring tacks into it, and watching Bubble pop infinitely.
Boomstick: It gets worse from this point, this is his second prank, he carried the Ice Cube Recovery Center onto the edge of a cliff, put a tree behind where the Ice Cube Recovery Center is, Put a spring onto the tree, stick the Ice Cube Recovery Center to the spring, kill Ice Cube somehow, and when Ice Cube gets recovered, she'll fall off her recovery center NUMEROUS TIMES!!!
Wiz: His third prank was suspending the Firey Recovery Center above a lake, extinguish Firey, and when Firey is recovered, he'll just fall down to the lake and DIE.
Boomstick: Fourth prank, Put the Announcer Recovery Center on a stand, Place a trampoline in front of the ARC, Throw Spongy onto the trampoline, Smash the Announcer, Enjoy the infinite loop!
Wiz: He hasn't done any pranks ever since...UNTIL THE SECOND HALF OF THE FOURTH SEASON!
Boomstick: His fifth was to build a rocket ship out of cardboard, and then give it to the enemy team, and then watch them BURN. The prank was unsuccessful however and he and his whole team ended up dying.
Wiz: His next pranks are pretty lame, he just waste's Four's time by telling them fake stories in Court, The first story being him asking if he can fly jets with Ruby, and the second story was the same thing but with Grapes.
Boomstick: Let's start with the abilities now, First, he has Power mimicry, he copied the Announcer's magic trick after seeing it, he literally poofed a balloon out of existence after seeing someone else do it.
Wiz: He also has Ice Manipulation, he made fun of the sun, causing it to turn into a giant ice cube, before you call this weak, I would love to see you turn the sun into a giant ice cube just by making fun of it.
Boomstick: Blocky has some pretty decent durability too, he withstood a kick from Foldy.
Wiz: He also put a block around the earth, he did it fast enough to the point no one even noticed it until he mentioned the fact that he did put a block around the earth.
Boomstick: This dude, literally broke Golf Ball and Tennis Ball with ease, Golf Ball is hard enough to block he Announcer Crusher, when the Announcer Crusher touched Golf Ball, it couldn't hold any more pressure, so it cracked and exploded shortly after, NO FUCKING NORMAL GOLF BALL CAN DO THAT.
Wiz: Blocky can high-five and kick people hard enough to send them flying in the sky, Blocky literally gave a high five to Eraser that sent him to the sky, and kicked Woody into the sky, and I don't know how, but he can sit still in a strange position, remain idle, and if you try to kick or shake him out of his daze, he will kick you off.
Boomstick: He can also throw Tennis Ball and Basketball at the same time, and has rotated a satellite dish with one hand.
Wiz: And he can wall-jump, just like Mario.
Wiz: Dude can pull a tree back, and slingshot himself, he also made the sun hotter with a mirror, he pointed a mirror at the sun, causing it to be hotter.
Wiz: Blocky is not smart smart, but he is not dumb at all. He is the creator of Blocky's Funny Doings International, and can come up with creative pranks to torment other people, or even creative ideas to help him win the challenge.
Boomstick: In conclusion, Blocky is known as one of the strongest characters in all of Battle for Dream Island, but he isn't that smart, does struggle to carry a rock, his anger can make him act recklessly, and has been sent to jail for 2763 years for pranking in court
Boomstick: But that doesn't matter, as Blocky has ALL OF THAT OTHER SHIT!!!
Tord[]
Wiz: Tord is one of Eddsworld's Main protagonists alongside Edd, Tom, and Matt.
Boomstick: Tord is also very smart as well
Wiz: Believe it or not, this guy has toon force aswell.
Boomstick: For real?
Wiz: Yeah, for example, his eyes are faster than a bullet.
Boomstick: Tord survived a explosion, Tom shot a Harpoon at Tord's Giant Robot, causing it to explode, but it only affected his arm.
Wiz: Tord has weapons such as...Guns, Bazookas, Grenades, Knifes, Capsules containing pieces of forniture depending on which he chooses, chairs, couches or ottomans, Lasers, Missiles, Jetpacks. Blocky has none most of the time.
Boomstick: Ok, we're not even close to finishing the analysis for this guy, but he's already powerful.
Wiz: He can also turn into a Zombeh, or Demon.
Boomstick: He has a giant robot, the giant robot IS A GIANT ROBOT THAT LAUNCHES MISSILES!!!
Wiz: Not only that, it has supersonic flight, and a machine gun wrist, chest rocket too, and arm bazooka on extra limbs.
Boomstick; However, he is somewhat insane, hates the song "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows", had his robot destroyed by a harpoon. has an anger problem, and has mechanical arms inside his robot that can punch him if used from his control pad in his room.
Wiz: Yeah, despite this guy being impressive and threatening, he does have some flaws...
Boomstick: Still though, Tord is still one dangerous motherfucker, and you wouldn't wanna mess with him, same with Blocky, don't judge a book by it's cover
Wiz: In this fight, both will be at their prime, when they were the most overpowered, when they were at their peak.
Tord: Ain't no way I'm going to lose to a cube.
Blocky: Ain't no way I'm going to lose to a regular guy.
Tord: REGULAR GUY!?
Wiz: Calm down, it's not time to fight yet!
Blocky and Tord: Whatever.
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Blocky was seen going outside for a walk, but then...
Blocky: WOAH!
Blocky saw Woody hanging on a tree.
The camera then cut to Snowball fighting with Tord.
Snowball: Come at me!
Snowball goes in for an attack but Tord kicks him and he bounces off the tree before Tord punches him in the face, finishing him off.
Blocky: SNOWBALL!!!
Snowball: I don't know who this guy is, but he's too strong for us!
Blocky: Hey dude, stop attacking my friends!
Tord: I literally did nothing! all I did was go for a walk around here and then these stupid object aliens started attacking me for no reason.
Blocky: I don't tolerate people attacking my friends...
Tord: Whatever, this will be over in not even 2 minutes anyway.
Pen: I wouldn't say that if I were you.
Tord: Huh?
Eraser: Blocky is one of the strongest people here, with a kill count higher than you can count, underestimating him would be a huge mistake.
Tord: What a lie.
Blocky: I'm sorry, but you're not hurting any of my friends aslong as I'm here.
FIGHT![]
Tord pulled out his guns, and started to shoot bullets at Blocky, who was dodging every one of them, and then ran to Pillow.
Blocky: I'm sorry, but I seriously need your help right now.
Blocky grabs Pillow, and charges towards the bullets, using her as a shield. Pillow is blown to bits before what is left of her is thrown at Tord, and elbows it out of the way, and then Blocky jumped to punch Tord, and he did.
Tord got up from the ground, and uppercutted Blocky away.
Tord pulls out a better gun and starts to shoot at Blocky with his gun, he then decided to taunt Blocky.
Tord: Too weak, and your species is weak too
Blocky was dodging all the gunshots, moving side by side.
Blocky pulled out bowling balls and started to throw them at Tord, who also dodged them.
Tord: Do you just pull out stuff from your back!? I pulled out those guns cause I carry weapons with me all the time.
Tord says while dodging all the dodgeballs, Tord grabs the last one, and throws it to Blocky's face, knocking him down.
Blocky: Gah!
Tord then pulled out his gun, and started to shoot more bullets at Blocky, even though Blocky dodged all bullets, one bullet eventually ended up killing Ruby.
Pencil: RUBY!!!
Match: YOU RED...HUMAN BASTARD!
Tord: Stupid, not even Tom would fall for that.
Blocky: Who?
Tom: Never mind him, but such weaklings this forest has, why can't you guys be stronger?
Blocky: You'll regret saying that soon,
Tord then ran to Blocky, as a attempt to punch him in the face, but Blocky quickly stepped out of the way, and appeared behind Tord, and bonked his head.
Tord: Agh!
Blocky: Hahahahahahaha!
Blocky ran up to Tord, as soon as Tord tried to slap Blocky, Blocky used that as an opportunity to high five, so he high fives Tord hard enough to send him to a tree
Tord: Okay, I actually did feel that, admittedly, you have some pretty good strength.
Blocky: You thought that was good? wait until you see the rest.
Blocky got off Tord, and circled around Tord as fast as he could, remember, Blocky is fast, so this did actually make Tord dizzy, but not enough, as Tord pulled out his foot, making Blocky fall to the ground.
Tord: Too slow, be faster bro.
Tord grabbed Blocky and attempted to squish him, but Blocky kicked Tord in the face, letting him escape.
Tord: Ow! you brat! you're worse than a 5 year old!
Blocky: I did what I had to do.
Tord: I'll kill you!
Blocky then threw a bowling ball at Tord, and Tord successfully grabbed it and threw it back, but Blocky jumped out of the way.
Tord: Damn it...
Tord then fires many bullets at Blocky, but he deflects it with a bowling ball
Blocky: Pathetic,
Tord then ran at Blocky, tackling him and was punching him many times until he used his knife to stab Blocky, making Blocky scream in pain, but Blocky took out his own scissors to Stab Tord's left knee, making it was bleed and cause Tord to scream in pain.
Blocky heard the audience yell for him.
Pen: BLOCKY! BEAT HIM! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
Coiny: Save us from that guy who attacked us for no reason!!!
Blocky: Ok!
Tord then remembered that Edd's house wasn't too far away from here, so he immediately ran over there.
Blocky: Where are you running too now!?
Tord then entered Edd's house, went to his secret lab, gets his hat, and then suddenly, the roof of Edd's house is destroyed as Tord's giant red robot rises up.
Tord: I know damn well you don't have any defense to this!!!
Tord shots rockets at Blocky but Blocky dodged most rockets until one hit near where Blocky was, doing a blast knocking Blocky away. Blocky was wounded and injured while Tord was laughing.
Tord: Yeah, you obviously don't have any defenses against me now, I'm invincible when I'm like this!!!
Blocky got up from the ground, and chuckled
Blocky: Oh yeah?
Blocky threw a bowling ball to the robot, but nothing happens when it impacts on Tord's robot, and Tord laughs.
Tord: So pathetic!!! any last words before I destroy you?
Blocky: I hate you.
Tord: Nice choice of words, goodbye!!!
Tord shot a rocket at Blocky, and when the dust settled, all you can see is a hole in the ground, not a single bit as Blocky was there.
.K.O.
Tord: YES! Man really thought that bowling ball would end me and my robot, welp, time to take over the world.
The entire Battle for Dream Island cast stood and stared in shock, they couldn't believe this.
And then...
Tord saw something in the distance.
Tord: Huh?
It was revealed that Blocky ran away from the rocket, he was running to Edd's house, he entered Tord's room and started to use the control pad.
Tord: DEAR GOD!
Blocky spammed a bunch of buttons on the control pad, so much that the arms inside of the rocket was punching Tord very hard and very fast too.
Tord: S-STOP!!!!
Pen, Eraser, Snowball, and Coiny then walked up to Blocky
Pen: Can we join?
Blocky: sniff Sure.
All of them started to spam buttons at the same time, they won't stop, Pen whispered an idea in Blocky's ear, and Blocky nodded and promised he would do it.
Pen: BLOCKY! NOW!
Blocky then ran to Tord's giant robot, while the rest of the gang continued to spam buttons.
Tord tried to shoot a laser at the control pad, but it was too late as Blocky broke through the front window, and used his big shears to stab Tord's head off his neck.
REAL .K.O.
Blocky: I'm sorry Tord, but you were a danger to my world and my friends, no one messes with my planet nor my friends pal.
Blocky then jumped off the front window, and landed infront of everyone, and then everyone started to cheer for him.
After-Fight[]
Blocky is seen at the beach with Pen, Eraser, Coiny, and Snowball, watching the sunset, meanwhile, Tord's robot is being destroyed piece by piece by the rest of the BFDI cast.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Wait a fucking minute, we just had a red building block beat a red solider with a giant robot and tons of weapons...shit.
Wiz: It's fine, we're gonna explain anyway, so Blocky won for many reasons, first off, he was faster as he put a block around the earth faster than the eye can see, and Tord can only see faster than a bullet, which is nothing compared to that.
Boomstick: And what else?
Wiz: Blocky also had better powers, because he had power mimicry, ice manipulation, and has better strength, he can high five people hard enough to send them flying in the sky.
Boomstick: But doesn't Tord have more and better arsenal than Blocky?
Wiz: I mean, yeah, but Blocky has better powers and magic.
Boomstick: Fair...
Wiz: While, Tord has his giant robot, Blocky could probably break that, as he broke Golf Ball, who was strong enough to break the Announcer Crusher.
Wiz: Tord is probably smarter than Blocky, all Blocky's really smart at is pranks, Tord is smart in alot of things, infact, he manipulated his friends into believing he cared about them, and probably has more experience as he's an older character and used to be in The Red Army.
Boomstick: But apparently, at the end of the day, Blocky has better magic, powers, speed, and physical strength, all Tord really had is better intelligence, maybe durability, and maybe more evil.
Wiz: The winner is Blocky, the prankster god.