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Today we have two fighters who are skilled with guns, run their own businesses, and murder people! Today we have Blitzo from the Helluva boss series fighting Trevor Phillips from GTA V! Which sad madman will win today? Let’s find out!
Intro[]
WIz: There are some people in this world who are-
Boomstick: Crazy, mentally unstable, murderous
Game boy next door: The script said “different”, but that works too
Wiz: one of these “different” people is Trevor Phillips, the head of Trevor Phillips enterprises
Boomstick: And Blitzo, the head of I.M.P, or the immediate murder professionals. He’s wiz, I’m Boomstick
Game boy next door: And I’m game boy next door, your writer turned host
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win, a death battle!
Blitzo[]
Wiz: Are you a terrible person who got yourself sent to hell?
Boomstick: Or are you an innocent soul who got f*cked over by someone else?
Game boy next door: If the answer to either of those questions is yes, call the Immediate murder professionals! Or I.M.P! Led by Bltiz himself!
Wiz: The “O” is silent
Boomstick: Blitzo isn’t your normal imp from hell, he's your worst nightmare! And also a father, and he also may have some self worth problems. Oh no
Game boy next door: Blitzo has been shown to be skilled in many different weapons, but his weapon of choice is a flintlock pistol, or multiple. He also occasionally uses sniper rifles.
Wiz: Blitzo has been able to dodge arrows, and can keep up with robo fizz in combat, who can dodge sniper rifle rounds up close, he also scales to Moxie who was able to grab Blitzos sniper rifle and move it as it was being shot. He was also able to survive Loo loo land exploding while in it.
Boomstick: Being the leader of a professional murdering company, Blitzo has lots of experience murdering, he can effortlessly murder a room of armed opponents, with some help of course, he can also scale to Millie, who can not only hold open the jaws of a giant fish demon, but can also effortlessly kill said fish demon.
Game boy next door: Blitzo is also very resilient, Blitzo is a demon, and the creator of helluva boss has said that not only can demons regenerate lost limbs, but the only way they can be permanently killed is by an angels weapon, although that is a bit debatable.. This has been shown because in episode one of helluva boss, Blitzo was shot in the shoulder by a shotgun, showed no signs of pain, we do see his arm in a sling later, but at closer examination, the wound appears to be gone.
Wiz: Blitzo was also able to survive falling from the top floor of a hospital, it’s unclear how tall the hospital was, but if we count the floors we see him pass, we know that the hospital was at least 7 stories tall, or about 98 feet.
Boomstick: So we’ve established that Blitzo is not only fast and durable, so we should-
Game boy next door: Move to a different topic?
Boomstick: No! Prove our point even further!
Wiz: I feel like this is sloppy writing-
Boomstick: Blitzo said that demons can’t be burned by fire as he was being burned, so he’s immune to fire, he can also scale to Millie who can dodge shotgun blasts, and also-
Wiz: please let’s stop we’ve run out of people to scale him to.
Game boy next door: Blitzo not only has experience as an assassin, but also as a bodyguard, he was a bodyguard for Stolas, who he was also sleeping with so he could keep his business afloat
Wiz: Blitzo is an experienced killer, murderer, assassin, and sharpshooter, if you end up on this guys hit list, it’s over for you
Trevor Phillips[]
Wiz: In the city of Los santos
Boomstick: More like in a desert outside of los santos
Game boy next door: There was a business, Trevor Phillips enterprises. Led by the man himself, Trevor Phillips
Wiz: Trevor Phillips is a….mentally unstable man, he often lashes out over some minor things, and he’s a murderer, which even then seems like an understatement.
Boomstick: Trevor Phillips enterprises is a gun smuggling business, which means Trevor Phillips is skilled in all types of guns, you name it, there’s a good chance Trevor has it. He has everything from assault rifles and shotguns, to sniper rifles and pistols, to rocket launchers and miniguns. He even has unconventional weapons, like stun guns, railguns, and firework launchers.
Game boy next door: That’s not even including all the stuff he has that isn’t guns. He also has tear gas, grenades, Molotov cocktails, sticky bombs, proximity mines, and even a gasoline can to light his enemies ablaze.
Wiz: Trevor Phillips can withstand multiple bullet wounds without medical treatment, can survive getting run over by cars multiple times, and was even able to temporarily survive a car crash, granted he dies when he was set ablaze. Trevor can carry fully grown men, was able to smash someone’s face in with a few stomps, and can knock out fully grown men with a few punches.
Boomstick: Trevor can also tune into his special power for a limited time. Invulnerability! Not very creative name however. When Trevor activates his invulnerability, he takes less damage and can deal double the damage he would normally deal. Rage mode can allow him to take a few dozen bullets before being put down for good.
Game boy next door: Trevor has had experience torturing people, he’s been a part of many heists, and he’s successfully defended himself from gangs of enemies, sometimes even being able to slaughter entire hordes of armed fighters.
Wiz: Trevor phillips would go on to team up with Franklin Clinton and Micheal de Santa, the latter being a friend who he abandoned, and then Micheal would fake his own death.
Boomstick: Together, the three can do virtually anything. They can take down the police, rob the biggest bank in the city, and maybe even kill each other
Game boy next door: All three of them should be able to scale to each other, which is impressive since Micheal can survive being tortured for long periods of time, and lift up men with one arm, and Franklin was able to kill both Trevor and Mijeal.
Wiz: Trevor Phillips is an insane man, and that’s what makes him so powerful. He is unpredictable in every way, there’s no telling what he’ll do or what will set him off, which is what makes him so dangerous. He may decide to kill you just because he had a bad day, he may decide to spare you just because, there’s no way to know. So always watch your step around Trevor Phillips, because that step could be your last
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set
Game boy next door: Using the information we gathered, we determined the most likely winner
Boomstick: It’s time for a death battle!
Fight[]
At the headquarters of I.M.P, the three assassins were getting ready to find their target.
Blitzo: Alright guys, this “Devin” guy wants us to kill some guys, Moxxie, you find Micheal, Millie, you take Franklin, and I’ll go after this Trevor character.
Moxxie and Millie nodded as they all stepped through the portal that Blitzo just opened.
When they stepped through, they landed in what looked like a desert, except there was a highway and a whole area with trailers. Moxxie and Millie split up as Blitzo got a sniper rifle and set up a snipe position which was in the direction of Trevor’s trailer.
Trevor stepped out drinking a beer bottle, he then slammed the bottle on the ground, shattering it. Trevor then took out his phone
Trevor: Alright Lester what do you got for me this time?
Trevor said as he scrolled through his texts
All of a sudden, a gunshot was heard and a bullet whizzed by Trevor’s head
Blizto: S*it, I missed!
Trevor turned in the direction of Blitzo, and the demon pulled out his flintlock pistols as Trevor pulled out a shotgun, Trevor starting to rage
FIGHT!
Trevor shot at Blitzo, with the Imp jumping out of the way just in time. Blitzo then shot at Trevor with his flintlock pistols, with one bullet striking Trevor in the shoulder.
Trevor winced in pain as Blitzo got closer
Trevor: The f*ck are y-
He didn’t even get to finish his sentence because he was kicked in the face by Blitzo. This was then followed up by a series of kicks of punches, followed by a shot to the chest with a flintlock pistol, which made Trevor fall onto the ground
Before Blitzo could get another hit in, Trevor kicked Blitzo in the leg, making him stagger, Trevor then quickly got up an threw Blitzo over his shoulder. Trevor then grabbed a baseball bat and ran to a downed Blitzo, bashing the Imp with the bat multiple times
Blitzo struggled to get up as Trevor stepped away. Trevor then lit a Molotov cocktail and stood back
Trevor: Tell the devil I said hi you sick f*ck!
Trevor then threw the Molotov at Blitzo and set him on fire.
Blitzo was being burned alive, and Trevor smiled as he turned and walked away. However, he only made five feet before he was kicked to the ground.
He looked to see that Blitzo was still alive!
Blitzo: Yeah fire doesn’t really work on me
He said before pulling out a shotgun and aiming it at Trevor
Trevor dived for the gun and grabbed the barrel, he then pointed it upwards and the shot was fired into the air. Trevor then grabbed a knife and stabbed Blitzo through the arm a few times, with the Imp yelling in pain.
Blizto then grabbed Trevor by the face and slammed him to the ground. Blitzo then pulled out a flintlock pistol and aimed for Trevor’s head, with Trevor only narrowly managing to roll out of the way in time.
Trevor then grabbed Blitzo by the leg and pulled his leg, causing the Imp to fall to the ground. Trevor then got up and pulled out a sawed off shotgun and aimed it at Blitzo chest, firing it
The Imp held his chest in pain as blood poured from the wound, he looked with a blurry vision to see Trevor running away.
Blitzo slowly got up and smiled
Blitzo: What’s the matter? Too scared?
He laughed for a second before he saw Trevor pulling out what looked to be a grenade launcher. Blitzo then ran in a random direction as Trevor fired, and missed.
Blitzo ran erratically as Trevor kept firing grenades at the Imp, blitzos wounds were healing as he ran for as fast as possible.
Trevor kept firing until Blitzo was eventually hit by an explosion, sending the Imp flying and landing on the road.
Blitzo was in pain all over, he slowly tried to get up as Trevor walked closer.
Trevor pulled out a pistol and aimed for Blitzos head, Blitzo saw this and slapped the pistol out of his hand. Blitzo then quickly pulled out a flintlock pistol and aimed for Trevor’s head, and it hit him point-blank.
but I didn’t do anything
Blitzo was shocked, as he didn’t know that Trevor activated his invulnerability. Trevor grabbed Blitzos hand and twisted it, breaking his arm in a single move. He then pulled out an smg, pressed it against his chest, and fired as fast until the clip ran out
The Imp stumbled back as he held the gaping wound in his chest. Trevor then grabbed Blitzo by the throat and pulled out a grenade, just as his invulnerability wore out.
Trevor: Stay in Hell next time thank you very much!
Trevor yelled as he pulled the pin on the grenade. Blitzo then grabbed Trevor’s hand and shoved the grande into Trevor’s face.
This surprised Trevor, so with only seconds to spare, he tried to shove the grenade back to Blitzo, but the grenade blew up about halfway between Blitzo and Trevor, sending them both flying
Both Trevor and Blitzo landed on the ground, Blitzos head was hurting like hell, he opened his eyes to see Trevor’s arm still around his throat.
Blitzo quickly got up in a panic, only to see that the arm wasn’t attached to anything.
Blitzo chuckled as he walked back to where he was blown away from, he then found the body of Trevor, both of his arms were missing and he was barley alive
Trevor: You…Son…of a-
Blitzo then pulled out a flintlock pistol and shot Trevor point blank in the face
K.O!
Blitzo blew the smoke from his pistol and put it away
Blitzo: Another satisfied death! Can’t wait to see how Mox and Mill are doing!
Blitzo then ran away from the scene as police cars pulled up
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Brutal! I love it
Wiz: Trevor was a total wildcard, and would give Blitzo some trouble. Trevor’s invulnerability, wider and more powerful array of weaponry, superior strength, would prove a challenge for the Imp. and while Blitzo was a skilled assassin, Trevor had way more combat experience.
Game boy next door: However, Blitzo just outmatched Trevor in multiple ways. First of all, Blitzo was faster, while Trevor can sometimes dodge bullets, Blitzo can consistently dodge arrows and scale to people who can dodge bullets with ease. Trevor can only sometimes dodge bullets, even then he never does it on purpose
Boomstick: And while neither are known for their intelligence, Blitzo has been seen to be at least a little logical at times, while most of the time Trevor just rushes in head first and acts on instinct and rage instead of logic.
Wiz: Blitzo was also way more durable, he could survive multiple gunshots, explosions, and take a beating before he dropped dead, meanwhile Trevor can only take so many bullets before dying. Also, Blitzos healing factor meant that Trevor couldn’t do any lashing damage