Introduction[]
B: Some people in the world are murderous assassins... Filled with determination to do what ever it takes to eliminate whoever there target is...
W: And these two characters are no different from any other assassin...
B: Blitzo, or Blitz, the murderous assassin and founder of I.M.P from Helluva Boss!
W: And Death, the whistling assassin from Puss In Boots!
B: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
W: And it’s our job to analyse their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Blitzo[]
W: Blitzo was once a clown at Loo Loo Land with a robot clown named Fizzarolli, where he once told jokes to a live audience. However, that dramatically failed as no one laughed a single bit, making Blitzo an unfunny side character.
B: Soon, Blitzo most likely quitted and founded his own company in hell, known as the Immediate Murder Professionals, mostly known as I.M.P! In this company, Blitz would assassinate people from earth with his clients Moxxie, Millie and his adopted goth daughter Loona. With this company, he became a part-time bodyguard, causing him to expload his previous job place of Loo Loo Land.
W: However to get to earth, Blitzo also kept having affair with Stolas, the Goetial prince of Hell, to obtain his grimoire. Him and his crew of assassins are murderous and a threat to be messed with due to their martial arts and their experience with guns and other weapons.
B: Blitzo's main weapon in his arsenal is a crazy amount of guns like sniper rifles and pistols, he has mastered these weapons, which allows his to things only a human could wish to do like eliminating an entire company and even eliminate all people trying to assassinate Stolas while in Loo Loo Land.
W: Also during the explosion of Loo Loo Land, Blitz was in the middle off the explosion. With the size of the explosion,the explosion radius is about 12.4985489 m, meaning that the explosive Yield is equivalent to 0.15691494 tons of TNT!
B: Well Wiz, can I just mention that all I.M.P members are immune to fire...
W: Well I guess that would explain it more easily... Well Blitzo has many other feats such as figuring out Striker's plan to assassinate Stolas and surviving a fall from the top of a hospital building without any broken bones or injuries! However, Blitzo does has some flaws such as only having average IQ, he has a small ego, doesn't tolerate failed assassinations and his biggest flaw is that while he has survived many things he can still be killed by holy weapons meaning that his soul is erased from existence, permanently killing Blitzo. But other than them flaws Blitzo is powerful being, not to be messed with!
Death[]
W: Far Far Away, a place far from any normal place in the world, myths, fairy tales it has it all.
B: But far from this land is a pub named The Poison Apple. But inside that pub is an assassin, a threat to be messed with named Puss In Boots.
W: Soon, Puss In Boots went to another land and met Humpty 'Alexander' Dumpty and they became partners in crime. When Puss accidentally saved an old woman. This caused him to become a hero upon the land until he was on his last life so for a while Puss needed to become a house cat named Pickles. But soon Puss went on an adventure to get a wish and retrieve his past lives.
B: But Puss didn't know that a mysterious assassin thought that Puss was wasting his last life, so he was going to take it from him...
W: And this hooded assassin was named Death! Death claims that everyone thinks that they'll be the one to defeat him but no one has escaped him and Death whistles to create a metaphor for death.
B: And Death really does hold up to what he claims. As Puss In Boots was scared of him when he apparently 'Laughs in the face of death.' and Puss was unable to defeat Death, causing him to be nearly dead even though he has defeated giants that are taller than buildings!
W: Also, Death can go extremely fast as he can travel to different locations in the blink of an eye, meaning that him travelling is equivalent to the speed of sound!
B: He has a wide of abilities as well such as fire manipulation, magic immunity, omnipresence and can somehow be able to smell fear and also he has sickles, which can disarm Puss.
W: Death has made Puss In Bootle bleed, which no one else has ever done, was totally unharmed by the magic flames of the wishing star and smashed crystal pillars and Death does not really have any big flaws.
B: So just know that if your wasting your life you most likely going to be hunted down by the one they call Death!
Death Battle[]
W: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
B: It’s time for a Death Battle!
Fight[]
Blitzo walks into a room with Moxxie, Millie and Loona.
Blitzo: Moxxie, Millie, come on we've got to kill some dude named Puss In Boots.
Moxxie: Ok, boss!
Blitzo: Loona, you wait for us to come back.
Loona: Ok, whatever.
Blitzo opens up a portal to earth and the I.M.P members go through. Blitzo sees a pub so they go inside to check. When they walk in side Puss slashes his sword at a hooded figure that then moves behind him. Blitzo looks around and sees that the place is a mess.
Blitzo: Ok, what the fuck is going on here?!
Death stops moving and holds Puss In Boots up by the arm, disarming the cat. He turns his head towards Blizo and shows him his glowing red eyes.
Death: Well well well, if it isn't someone else I've been looking for...
Blitzo: Ok.... Well I'm looking for someone named Puss In Boots. Do you know where he is?
Death laughs at Blitzo before chucking Puss on the floor.
Death: Listen, I know that you have a company named I.M.P and you think that you can kill everyone, even me! But no one has escaped me yet... Not even one...
Blitzo: Ok, but someone has payed and wants him dead! So try me bitch!
FIGHT!
Blitzo charges at Death and shoots multiple bullets from his gun at him. However, Death dodges all of the bullets while saying multiple phrases. Blitzo shoots another bullet for right at Death’s stomach but Death uses his sickles to block the bullet, causing it to bounce off his sickles and into Blitzo’s arm. Blitzo holds his arm while Death laughs menacingly. Death dashes straight at Blitzo and swings his sickles at him four times but Blitzo jumps back slightly to dodge them.
Blitzo shoots multiple bullets at Death, who dodges a couple but is then shot multiple times. Blitzo then tries to shoot at Death more but Death moves behind Blitzo and grabs him by the neck. He throws Blitzo into a wall and his gun was at Death’s feet. He kicks Blitzo’s pistol over to him.
Death: Pick it up Blitzo… Pick… It… Up!
Blitzo grabs the gun and shoots it at Death, who dodges the shot. Death laughs at Blitzo. But while Death was laughing, Blitzo gets up shoots a bullet into Death’s arm.
Blitzo: Yeah, take that bitch! And there’s plenty more where that came from!
Blitzo then pulls out a second gun.
Death: Finally… Your actually trying to be a good opponent. Now it’s time for a real battle…
Blitzo shoots multiple bullets from both of his guns at Death who dodges all of them. He then runs at Blitzo and swings his sickles at Blitz but he ducks under the sickles, causing the weapons to hit each other. Blitzo slides below Death and shoots his guns at him causing three bullets to in pale into Death’s back. Be shoots another bullet but Death swings his sickle causing the bullet to be shot out of the building. Blitzo was going to shoot more bullets at Death but when trying to shoot the guns were out of ammo.
Blitzo: Ahhh shit…
Death swings his sickles at Blitzo, knocking him to the ground. Death was stood over Blitzo about to take his life away but Blitz punches him in the face. He then grabs Death by the shoulders and throws his face into to ground. Blitzo then grabs a sniper rifle and tries to shoot Death in the arm. But in the blink of an eye, Death was gone. Blitz looks around for him and couldn’t find him until he turned back round with his sniper rifle only to see Death stood there. He hits his sickle at Blitzo’s chest, knocking the demon to the ground but also cause his sniper rifle to fire in the air and fall to the ground. Blitzo grabs his sniper rifle off the ground and points it at Death but he uses his sickles to knock the gun out of Blitzo’s hands.
Blitzo looks at his gun while standing up. He was unable to get it without being stabbed to death. Blitzo gets angry at Death so he jumps up in the air and kicks him in the face. Death falls to the ground but he gets up and strangles Blitz in the air. Death laughs at Blitzo and runs his head into a wall, causing Blitz’s head to smash through the wood. Until Blitzo gets free and jumps through the hole his head made. Death licks his lips and then whistled while walking towards the door. Blitzo runs behind the building and picks up his phone. He tries to call Loona but she left him unanswered. Death walks towards where Blitzo was while whistling.
Death turns the corner and sees Blitzo crawled at the side of a dumpster. Blitzo tries to shoot Death but he dodges it. He tries to shoot at his again but he runs out of ammo.
Blitzo: Ah, shit!
Death grabs Blitzo and throws him up in the air. Blitzo starts falling but midair Death swings his sickle at Blitzo, which stabs into his neck and chops Blitzo’s head off as he screams in pain.
KO!
Blitzo’s blood splatters onto Death before he whistles off into the distance with Moxxie and Millie turning a corner with guns to see Blitzo’s decapitated corpse laying on the ground.
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Results[]
B: Well that was… Weird
W: Well this was a very close fight. Blitzo is a demon that has a lot of experience in killing but Death is also someone that has a lot of experience in killing. But there is one crucial detail that makes Death win. It is that no one has ever escaped him. So let me explain. Death is a person that most likely has had years experience killing people but at the start of Helluva Boss Blitzo has just only started I.M.P so Blitzo would most likely have only a couple years of killing experience.
B: Also while Blitzo has the better durability, he is outmatched in every other category as the demons in Helluva Boss can actually be killed and that counts for Blitz as well. So even though Blitzo has a wide range of weapons, Death was just to fast and durable for him to kill!
W: The winner is Death!