Blast vs Godzilla is a What-If? Death Battle by Vrokorta that pits Blast from the series of flash games Epic Boss Fighter series against Godzilla from the eponymous series.
Description[]
Blast has triumphed over many powerful monsters & aliens, but today will be his ultimate battle against the King of the Monsters.
Rules[]
- Since we all know Godzilla's OP af, & Blast isn't, this fight will only use base form Heisei Godzilla
- Blast will be given all of his equipment, as well as the ability to switch between his equipment
Interlude[]
Boomstick: You always see fights between similar characters, but how about a fight between opposites?
Wiz: They're not just opposites Boom, these two were practically built to fight each other.
Sphere Robot: Blast, two-time savior of the world & seasoned monster slayer.
Vrokorta: And Godzilla, the king of the monsters who probably kills 100 humans a day.
Wiz: Together, the 4 of us will analyze these combatants' weapons, armor & skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Blast[]
(Epic Boss Fighter 2 Battle Theme)
Wiz: Blast was once a regular young man, living his life like normal.
Boomstick: Until 10 monster bosses invaded, & Earth's last hope, was Blast.
Blast: What?! Why only me?? Don't they have an army or something?
Boomstick: Saying it like it is. Heedless, Blast took up the mantle of hero & set out to stop all the monsters.
Sphere Robot: But he wasn't left defenseless, he's equipped with a power suit capable of shooting bullets & energy blasts, as well as generating forcefields. He used this suit to defeat giant tanks, spiders, robots, ships, & aliens. When the going gets tough, he can equip his mech suit. It loses the ability to generate forcefields, but it increases all stats, & can throw powerful bombs. He also has drones that help him by shooting at enemies.
Vrokorta: After Blast defeated all 10 bosses, Earth celebrated his victory with a party, but not all was well. In the middle of their party, meteors came down on Earth, laying waste to an entire city. Blast survived, but there were now 20 alien bosses for him to defeat.
Wiz: The bosses may've gotten tougher, but so did Blast. He now had an assortment of new suits, accessories, & droids to take down these alien foes.
Boomstick: Yeah, suits that give him increased stats & new abilities. Like the Needlessly Hot Pot Suit, which lets him shoot fire laser, the Pro War Rocket Suit that can fire rocket barrages, or the Full Metal Dog Suit that can shoot lasers!
Sphere Robot: Among other things that is. His new equipment also gives him a decent healing factor, allowing him to heal from explosions, electric shocks, & energy blasts.
Vrokorta: We haven't even mentioned his new drones, which can either shoot enemies for ranged damage, ram enemies for melee damage, or take hits to shield Blast from damage. He also has a couple flying vehicles to help him keep up with fast or flying enemies. Not that I think he needs any help in the speed department, he's fast enough to dodge electricity, which moves at Mach 12.
Wiz: Blast is skillful at dodging, an experienced pilot, can remember & respond to attack patterns, & has defeated 30 bosses.
Boomstick: Speaking of those bosses, one of them was a giant cyclops that smashes you with its fist! Hey Wiz, can you make me that big?
Wiz: No way! At that size, you'd just try to smash me!
Boomstick: And I would love it.
Sphere Robot: Anyways, if we compare the size of the Cyclops' eye to the size of Blast, it shows us that his eye is 137X larger than a human's eye, meaning that the cyclops is 137X taller than a human. With this knowledge, we can use the square cube law to find that this cyclops weighs 176 thousand tons! Using the aforementioned Mach 12 speed, we find that this cyclops has a kinetic energy of 335 kilotons!
Boomstick: Oh come on Wiz, you GOTTA do it now.
Wiz: No Boom! With that much power, you'd just try to destroy Tokyo!
Boomstick: And I would love it.
Vrokorta: To wrap things up, Blast has very few weaknesses. For one, his stronger moves have a cooldown, like his laser, forcefield, & rocket barrage. He's also pretty weak without his armor, but it's not like he'd ever be without it in the first place.
Sphere Robot: Overall, Blast is very strong for a human, & even monsters should beware his presence.
Godzilla[]
Boomstick: Since we're using a specific version of Godzilla, we actually have a definitive backstory.
Sphere Robot: Godzilla was once a regular dinosaur known as a Godzillasaurus.
Wiz: Godzillasaurus aren't even real, how's that regular?
Sphere Robot: You've never seen the dinosaurs of my world. Godzillasaurus is normal by a long shot.
Vrokorta: It was believed that the Godzillasaurus was mutated into a kaiju by the Castle Bravo hydrogen bomb. Time travelers from the future known as Futurians used this belief to try & stop Godzilla from ever existing by going into the past & moving him to another location. However, Godzilla was never mutated by a hydrogen bomb, he was mutated by a nuclear submarine crashing in his vicinity. Therefore, the Futurians moving Godzilla was the reason for Godzilla coming to be in the first place.
Boomstick: Don't you just hate time travel?
Wiz: Standing at 80 meters tall & weighing 50,000 tonnes, he may not be the strongest Godzilla, but that doesn't mean he's weak. Just like any Godzilla, Heisei Godzilla has the Atomic Breath, a beam of super-heated concentrated radiation. It can reach temperatures of 500,000 degrees C, & causes explosions upon impact. He also has the Nuclear Pulse, a short range explosion of energy emitted from every inch of his body.
Sphere Robot: Godzilla can also absorb energy to strengthen & heal himself. Even without absorption, Godzilla naturally regenerates from damage at an alarming rate.
Vrokorta: With his more impressive abilities out of the way, I'll get to his other traits. Like his heat resistance, with the strength to resist magma. His swimming ability, allowing him to quickly travel underwater as well as breathe while submerged. He can even fight well in hand-to-hand, but he prefers to fight from range.
Boomstick: Godzilla's strong enough to tank volcanic eruptions with no damage, defeated a kaiju that could create earth tremors, & overpowered the Super X's Fire Mirror. Said mirror was supposed to be capable of reflecting Godzilla's attacks & amplifying it by 1000!
Wiz: Prior to his fight against the Super X, Godzilla displayed the strength to vaporize large quantities of water, which was calculated to require 7 kilotons of tnt. Assuming that the Super X was made to counter this amount of energy, to overpower it would require 7 megatons of tnt.
Sphere Robot: Not only that, but his Atomic Breath can achieve speeds of Mach 19.
Boomstick: Wiiiiiiz.
Wiz: For the last time, NO! I'm not turning you into a kaiju!
Boomstick: Fine, I'll do it myself.
Wiz: No no wait-
BOOM
Sphere Robot: Oh crap.
Vrokorta: Please attend to that SR, while I wrap things up.
Sphere Robot: *Runs off screen*
Vrokorta: Anyways, as powerful as Godzilla is, he does have a weakness. Since his body runs on nuclear energy, interfering with or removing said energy can weaken or kill him. But you'd actually have to know that to exploit it, so good luck bringing this guy down.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's... uh... show people who we decided would win.
Boomstickzilla: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wiz: OH NO!
Death Battle[]
A pillar of blue light came down in a remote city. As the pillar disappeared, a young man was revealed in it's place, Blast. The monster slayer looked around for any signs of his opponent. He'd been told that yet another boss had come upon his planet, but it showed up alone for some reason. It didn't matter to Blast, he just knew that he'd have to stop it.
Suddenly, Blast heard a loud crash, & ran in its direction. When he got there, Blast saw a titanic dinosaur standing in a clearing, destroying a nuclear generator & absorbing all of its radiation. This was none other than Godzilla, on a regular search for food. Blast wasn't mistaken, this was the boss he'd been sent to defeat, & he knew exactly what to do.
FIGHT!
(Epic Boss Fighter 2 Battle Theme)<loop this please, unless you want to use something else
Blast stuck out his hand & began firing projectiles at Godzilla. The kaiju noticed too late & was struck with a barrage of hits. However, the kaiju didn't even flinch. Godzilla angrily fired an atomic breath, which Blast narrowly dodged.
Blast: Woah, that's fast.
Blast continued to shoot at Godzilla, but the kaiju still showed no signs of harm. Godzilla continued to shoot at Blast, but the monster slayer continued to dodge each one as he shot at the king of monsters. Godzilla knew he had to change tactics, so he quickly turned around, swinging his giant tail at the human. Blast leapt over the tail as he shot a giant blue laser at the kaiju, causing Godzilla to flinch this time. Blast continued to shoot at Godzilla, but the kaiju king was getting fed up. Godzilla stepped towards Blast & stamped his foot down on him.
Blast: GAH!
Godzilla lifted his foot to see what remained of his opponent, only to find Blast still standing, albeit in terrible condition. Godzilla tried to step on him again, but Blast ran out of the way & continued to shoot at Godzilla. The kaiju was getting annoyed by all of Blast's projectiles, & started shooting his atomic breath in quick succession. Blast did his best to avoid the shots, but eventually took a hit, knocking him into the city.
As Godzilla made chase, Blast knew he had to alter his tactics. He ran off & found a space between two buildings to hide in. While there, he switched his armor to a more heavily armed purple suit. As he saw Godzilla pass his hiding spot, he fired a ring of fire at the kaiju. However, Godzilla didn't even notice the attack this time. He did, however, hear Blast reveal himself. The kaiju king swung his tail in a wide arc, collapsing both buildings on top of Blast.
Godzilla stared down at the rubble, to see if his opponent would surface. Sure enough, he did, now wearing white armor designed like an ambulance. Blast continued to shoot at Godzilla, which only annoyed the kaiju more. Godzilla stomped the ground, causing it shake, & Blast lost his balance. Godzilla proceeded to step on Blast again, but this time, Blast managed to hold up the kaiju's foot with both hands, albeit with great struggle. Blast knew he had to get Godzilla off quick, so he charged energy in his hands, & fired a massive blast that knocked Godzilla off of him.
Godzilla fell to the ground, & Blast took his chance. The monster slayer leapt into the air, & unleashed a barrage of projectiles that rained down on Godzilla. At this point, Godzilla was beginning to feel pain from Blast's little projectiles. Right before Blast could land back on the ground, Godzilla unleashed his nuclear pulse, sending Blast flying through several buildings & wrecking his suit.
Blast stood up inside the last building he'd been knocked into. He used his suit's healing ability to restore some of his health before switching to what looked like heavy duty, military, super soldier robot armor. Blast looked at Godzilla through the holes he'd made as he readied himself for the next round. He quickly faltered though, as he saw Godzilla charging blue energy in his mouth. Blast smashed his way out of the building right before Godzilla's atomic breath blew it to smithereens.
When Blast landed, he fired a missile barrage at Godzilla, slowing the beast down & blinding him with smoke. With that distraction, Blast summoned three drones, all of which spread out & started shooting at Godzilla from different angles. The kaiju king attempted to shoot the drones out of the sky, but they were too small & too fast, which caused him to miss. Godzilla continued to fire as Blast rejoined the fray, shooting off his energy blasts for awhile before unleashing another missile barrage. Godzilla grew furious, & unleashed another nuclear pulse, destroying Blast's drones & sending rubble flying everywhere. Blast had to hold up his arm just to block the debris. When he brought his arm down, he saw Godzilla staring down at him, blue energy charging up in his mouth. Blast switched his armor just in time as Godzilla's atomic breath engulfed him.
Godzilla was hoping this would do Blast in, but he kind of doubted it. As the smoke & debris cleared, Blast could be seen in a thick yellow suit with a force field around him. He'd blocked the hit. Godzilla simply continued to shoot his atomic breath at the human, but Blast was carried off by a hover bike that'd suddenly shown up. Godzilla watched his opponent rush down the city streets, & chased after him.
Blast looked behind him as he rode, seeing Godzilla crash through buildings as he gradually caught up with him. Blast continued to shoot at Godzilla while Godzilla continued to shoot at Blast, laying waste to the city in the process. Eventually, one of Godzilla's shots hit the rode next to Blast's bike, sending the human tumbling off his bike. Godzilla tried to step on Blast again, but he dodged out of the way & ran into a store full of weapons. Blast looked around for a moment, then laid eyes on something large in the back of the store.
Godzilla was toppling buildings, trying to find Blast, when he was hit with a barrage of bullets. The kaiju king could clearly tell who the culprit was, but when he looked down at him, he saw that Blast was now riding in a small mech suit. Godzilla swung his tail at the mech, but Blast jumped over it. Godzilla tried to kick the mech, but Blast bent backwards, causing the foot to overshoot its target. Godzilla then fired an atomic breath at the mech, but Blast leapt high into the air, now being eye level with his opponent's chest. From this vantage point, the mech pulled out a large bomb, & threw it at Godzilla, causing an explosion that sent the kaiju king toppling onto his side. When Blast landed, he grabbed Godzilla by the tail, & started to swing him around. Right as Blast was throwing Godzilla, the kaiju king unleashed a nuclear pulse. Godzilla was tossed into a skyscraper, which collapsed under his weight, while Blast was sent flying into a gas station, which exploded on impact.
(John Dreamer - Becoming A Legend)
Godzilla pulled himself to his feet. Blast's throw had done a surprising amount of damage, that combined with all the wounds he'd suffered throughout the fight. The kaiju king now had several open wounds that had been dirtied by the debris of the skyscraper, even his right eye was bleeding.
Blast pulled himself from the rubble of the gas station, only to see that his mech was beyond repair, & all his alternate armor sets had been wrecked. As for his own condition, he was badly bruised & burned by the explosion, & was coughing from the gaseous fumes. He managed to turn his gaze upward, & saw Godzilla staring back at him.
No more messing around, they were both ready to end this. Godzilla's spines began to glow as blue energy charged in his mouth. Blast grabbed whatever spare armor pieces he could find intact, & stuck them together, creating a weird armor amalgam around himself. Blast charged energy in his hands.
Blast: I'm sending you back to the stone age you 80 meter chump.
Godzilla: SKREEEONK!!!
Both fighters blasted their energies at each other, creating a brief clash that quickly exploded, destroying everything for kilometers around.
(Stop Music)
As the dust cleared, we see Blast laying on the ground, his armor completely destroyed, leaving him in just a pair of boxers. Blast looked up, & saw Godzilla still standing. However, this Godzilla had been charred alive, & his body began to blow away like dust in the wind.
K.O.!
Blast was teleported out of the area to recuperate from the fight.
Results[]
Boomstickzilla: WHAT!? But ya, he could've, why didn't... AGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Wiz: Well, it's not quite the outcome anyone was expecting, but we have our reasons for choosing this outcome.
Vrokorta: We'll start by comparing strength & durability. With his best equipment, Blast had a strength of 335 kilotons, while Godzilla had a strength of 7000 kilotons. Godzilla was clearly stronger & more durable, but that isn't as big an advantage as you'd think. The thing is, Blast normally fights monsters larger & stronger than he is, so he new how to deal with someone like Godzilla. Not only that, but the 335 kiloton feat was performed by the 9th boss out of 20 bosses on easy mode, each one being harder to beat than the last. By the time Blast takes on the 20th boss, his strength would be WAY higher than 335 kilotons. Considering that Godzilla's 7000 kilotons was only 21X stronger than Blast's 335 kilotons, it's not too odd to say that Blast would be pretty close to Godzilla's strength by the end of the game.
Sphere Robot: Moving on to speed. Godzilla's atomic breath could travel at Mach 19, which was faster than Blast's Mach 12 speeds. However, this was only the speed of Godzilla's atomic breath, he himself can't actually run at Mach 19, let alone Mach 12, so he would have "some" trouble trying to catch Blast. Not only that, but the same argument used above applies here. Blast becomes FAR faster by the end game than he is at the beginning, & literally THE FIRST BOSS had Mach 12 attacks that Blast could dodge.
Boomstickzilla: I guess we need to bring up experience now, *sigh*. So while Godzilla was definitely older than Blast, & likely more experienced, he hasn't really fought against humans very much. He wouldn't be prepared for someone like Blast. On the other hand, Blast has fought 30 different monsters that he's had to take down gradually while dodging their hits, a strategy that can be employed against Godzilla to notable effect.
Wiz: Of course, Blast was also smarter, being able to pilot various vehicles, wield various equipment, & adapt to the varying strategies of his foes. Godzilla doesn't quite display intelligence on this level, so we're giving intelligence to Blast.
Vrokorta: Of course, Godzilla had a size & weight advantage, but again, it's nothing Blast hasn't dealt with before.
Sphere Robot: We should also mention Blast's superior arsenal. Sure, it was pretty basic, but it was a lot more varied than Godzilla's mix of physical strikes & nuclear attacks. This made Blast more unpredictable & versatile, with attacks that could catch Godzilla off guard, distract him, or increase Blast's survivability.
Boomstickzilla: Now to cover a couple extra points, like why didn't Godzilla just absorb Blast's energy attacks & maintain full health for the whole battle?
Vrokorta: The thing is, Blast has attacks that aren't energy based, like his bullets. If he ever finds that his attacks aren't having the desired effect, he can just switch to a different tactic to beat Godzilla.
Boomstickzilla: Okay, but what about Godzilla's regeneration?
Vrokorta: Blast can regenerate too, certain armor increases the amount of HP he heals every minute or so, allowing Blast to prolong the battle as needed. Not only that, but Blast attacks constantly. I doubt Godzilla's regeneration could act on something that's always in effect. Seriously, whenever Blast is fighting a monster, he doesn't stop shooting until they're defeated, & there's no reason for Godzilla to be any different.
Wiz: For anyone who's upset with this outcome, don't forget that we only used base form Heisei Godzilla so the fight would be as fair as possible. Most other versions of Godzilla would've curbstomped in this fight, I mean have you seen our previous Godzilla battles? So don't worry about it, just know that pretty much any stronger version of Godzilla would've won this fight.
Boomstickzilla: *Sigh*, I guess Godzilla couldn't "Blast" his way to victory this time.
Wiz: *Pulls out a giant syringe* The winner is Blast.
Boomstickzilla: Hey, what are you doing with that?
*Poke*
Boomstickzilla: *Starts shrinking* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomstick: I didn't even get to smash Vrokorta for letting Godzilla lose. Dang-it.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
Blast[]
+Faster movement speed
+Has fought many opponents like Godzilla before
+Smarter
++Larger & more varied/helpful arsenal
=Healing factor
=Fights at range
-Less experienced
-Smaller & lighter
-Likely weaker & less durable
Base form Heisei Godzilla[]
+Bigger & heavier
+Stronger & more durable
+Faster attack speed
+More experienced
=Healing factor
=Fights at range
--Little variety in attack pattern
-Not as smart
-Hasn't fought an opponent like Blast before
-Physically slower
Next Time[]
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