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| Written by | Shadow7615 BangJang96 |
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| “ | Marvel VS Hellsing! The well-equipped anti-hero vampire-hunting swordsmen finally meet at last. Whose got the most nerve against the blood-sucking monsters? Will Blade's name be whispered by Alucard, or will Dracula have other worries when Alex Anderson is around? | „ |
Blade vs. Alexander Anderson is an upcoming episode of DEATH BATTLE! by Shadow7615 in collaboration with BangJang96, featuring Blade from Marvel Comics and Alexander Anderson from the Hellsing series in a battle between London's religious half-human vampire hunters.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Vampires, the coolest things to come out of European folklore, not to mention they're so much cooler than Werewolves. You can fight me on that.
Wiz: Easily one of horror's most iconic creatures, today's combatants know all about fighting the supernatural. Such as Blade, the Daywalker.
Boomstick: And Alexander Anderson, the Monster of God. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Blade[]
(Cue:- Vampire Dance Club Theme)
Wiz: Ever since the early 1500s, the world has been tormented by the Lord of Vampires himself- Dracula. And in his shadow stood generations upon generations worth of vampires, spawned from the depths of hell itself with blood-sucking cruel intentions.
Boomstick: Fortunately, someone got off their lazy asses and decided to stand up to these man-made cauliflowers; Lucas Cross and his secret team of vampire hunters known as the Order of Tyrana took to the streets to stop all the vampires.
Wiz: Unfortunately for Lucas, death had a shadow. Sending his pregnant Tara to London after he became a prisoner of the country Latveria. Fortunately for Tara, was taken into hiding by another Order of Tyrana member.
Boomstick: UN-fortunately for Tara, the baby decided that now is as good a time as ever to show up. So technically you can blame the kid for this one, because the doctor that was helping deliver the baby...just so happened to be a vampire. Who then proceeded to feast on Tara while the baby was being delivered...I wonder if someone ever just shot my mom and the bullet just got stuck in my ankles to form my shotgun leg.
Wiz: So much for the natural beauty of childbirth. Anyways, while Tara was being brutally murdered by a vampire, a series of enzymes were passed into the baby’s bloodstream transforming him into a being tainted by a vampire’s kiss.
Boomstick: Uh that was more than just a kiss, Wiz…
Wiz: The newborn baby named Eric Brooks had quickly become a Dhampir. A Dhampir is a simple term for a half-human half-vampire being. Before the doctoral vampire could kill the baby, it was driven away by the Order of Tyrana member that saved his mother, and would then go on to raise the orphaned boy at Madame Vanity’s brothel.
Boomstick: Growing up on the streets of London, Eric was just waiting for destiny to knock on his door. And like EVERY OTHER ORIGIN STORY WHERE SOMEONE HAS TO AVENGE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE, it did. One day, he ran into an American veteran vampire slayer named Jamal Afari after he was saved by him from a squad of vampires. Realizing he was the son of Lucas Cross, he took him under his wing as his student and taught him everything he needed to know about killing vampires.
Wiz: In his teenage years, Eric decided to fashion himself as a vampire hunter like his mentor Afari, deciding to name himself Blade after the sharp weapons he will use to hunt vampires.
Boomstick: Remember Dracula? Well turns out after over 400 years he was still roaming the Earth, and was creating vampires left and right during World War I like Baron Blood.
Wiz: After countless years stalking the night, roaming the streets, and slaying the vampires, Blade finally found that he was not alone in the hunt for the Lord of Vampires, meeting a group of like-minded individuals who were also trying to kill Dracula.
Boomstick: After finally coming face-to-face with the boomer Leon Belmont himself, he tricked Dracula into being one of his worshippers who prophesied he would rule the Earth in 60 years, and Dracula was eager to meet Blade’s ‘associates’, who all came out at once to pull a Julius Caesar, but with a wooden stake because you know...he's a vampire...they have a lot of weird weaknesses in hindsight…
Wiz: Their attempt nearly worked until Dracula’s real worshippers resurrected him from the dead, who planned to exact his revenge on Blade with murderous intent. Blade was forced to fend for himself after Dracula had killed his small band of vampire hunters, constantly on the run...for about another 80 years.
Boomstick: But hey, he wasn’t all alone in the fight against vampires. By his side were his wicked cool abilities that come with being half-vampire, which includes immortality, which is how he’s been able to fight Dracula for so long.
Wiz: Blade possesses superhuman strength that allows him to match up with vampires even without the need for weapons, being able to tear out their spines, lift over a ton, and can jump hundreds of feet into the air without any effort.
Boomstick: He’s also one resistant son of a bitch, and can take punishment much more easily due to increased bone tissue density, and if something were to happen to Blade, he comes with a wicked cool healing factor that allows him to survive having his own guts ripped out!
Wiz: He’s fast enough to outrun even the finest of olympic athletes and one of his more impressive vampiric traits is his superhuman acute senses. With these enhanced senses, Blade’s thought process and movement are greatly accelerated, and has vision and hearing superior to that of a normal human.
Boomstick: His sense of smell can pick up the odor from demons and even smell black magic in the atmosphere, because that’s somehow possible!
Wiz: His heightened senses also allow him to disperse and see through illusions and even detect the summoning of Shuma-Gorath, a giant tentacle monster that’s existed before time and drinks stars like a glass of milk.
(Cue:- UMvC3 Blade’s Theme)
Boomstick: And like a vampire, he can hypnotize people into doing what he wants and has even to dabble in sorcery, learning the basics of Chi, meaning he can enhance his punches and kicks to a greater extent.
Wiz: Despite being a vampire, Blade doesn’t suffer from the same typical weaknesses that Dracula and other vampires have, and has functioned perfectly fine in the face of common weaknesses like silver, daylight, and even garlic. And like a vampire, he lacks a soul that can be tampered with and can appear invisible in photographs or in films and mirrors.
Boomstick: So he's a vampire...but not a vampire? He’s an UN-PIRE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
Wiz: Boomstick, that isn’t even the right sport- nevermind. Anyways, Blade also possesses a great arsenal necessary for hunting and killing vampires.
Boomstick: His body is protected by kevlar armor and his most favorable weapon to slice ‘n dice vampires is, well...blades. Lots of them. Wooden stakes, titanium blades, knives, hell even a bladed boomerang, you name it. He’s got a whole vault full of them.
Wiz: More specific blades he’s used include the teak wood blade, which has every religious symbol known to man carved into it if he’s feeling somewhat passive aggressive against vampires.
Boomstick: But perhaps his strongest and most up-to-date sword is his adamantium sword, a near indestructible steel alloy and the same type used to give Wolverine’s claws its fearsome reputation.
Wiz: Blade is extremely proficient in sword fighting, routinely killing vampires on a daily basis, and if swordplay doesn’t cut it, he could always just shoot them with submachine guns, torch them with his flamethrower, slit their throats with shurikens, or just blow them up with skull bombs! Or if he’s fighting a non-vampire, he can inject them with a syringe of vampire blood, which grants them the weaknesses of a vampire, making it easy pickings with his weapons.
Boomstick: Blade is no slouch with a gun either. Blade’s marksmanship, be it a gun or a knife is nothing to scoff at. He can throw a knife and kill a target without even looking, play easy games of pin-the-vampire-on-the-wall, precisely throw a dagger into the barrel of a laser gun in quick succession.
Wiz: And Blade is definitely good with his hands too. Having nearly a century to improve, Blade has enough experience and is a skilled hand-to-hand combatant, being able to evenly match Doombots without being touched or kill a giant scorpion with his bare hands.
Boomstick: And at one point, he was able to match a vampiric Spider-Man! That’s right, Spidey got bit by a vampire because Morbius clearly wasn’t enough. And Peter can consistently match super strong enemies like Electro, who casually threatened to fry everything within a 10 city block radius, which is roughly 24 kilotons worth of juice!
Wiz: And killing vampires in general is no small feat either, especially since weaker vampires can physically overpower and match Spider-Man himself, making Blade quite strong in that regard.
Boomstick: And Blade can tear these guys heads off without even breaking a sweat! It’s no wonder vampires always whisper his name!
Wiz: Blade’s experience is so impressive, S.H.I.E.L.D. opted that he was the best bet at taking on another centuries old wanderer, the Wolverine.
Boomstick: And Blade fought him like a champ, nearly beating him until Wolvie let him go. And who could forget the countless times Blade has taken the smackdown from the other centuries old foe, Dracula himself?
Wiz: For reference, Dracula is strong enough to conjure up a storm so powerful it could wipe an entire village off the surface of the Earth.
Boomstick: He’s fast enough to move at speeds faster than the eye can see, and has slipped past the likes of Deadpool with his speed, who was literally trained to react and time bullets on a daily basis!
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Wiz: He can move so fast that everything around him moves incredibly slower, almost feeling like time has stopped completely as a result of his superhuman senses, and can move around while everyone appears to be in slow motion.
Boomstick: I think we found the golden standard for vampire hunters, Wiz. He can’t die, he lives forever, he kicks vampire ass despite being half-vampire, and he’s immune to all vampire weakne-
Wiz: Actually, Blade does suffer from one fatal vampire weakness that is common amongst all vampires; if he doesn’t have enough blood in his system, he will become severely weakened and begin to lose control, and to avoid having to use humans as his supplements, he uses serums to compensate for this.
Boomstick: And while yellow sunlight won’t do anything to him, red sunlight is something he does have to worry about, and exposure to that will give him a nasty sunburn that basically burns his skin and kills him slowly. So like...if he isn’t home by 4:00 is he gonna die at sundown?
Wiz: With no burden to bear and a burning desire of vengeance in his heart, Blade has never stopped in his quest against Dracula and his ravenous vampires, and overtime has become an ally of the mighty Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., Strikeforce, and countless vampire hunting teams to let Dracula know one message; no one is coming to save him, but the edge of the Blade.
Blade: So, how many times do I have to put you in the ground?
Alexander Anderson[]
DEATH BATTLE![]
Conclusion[]
Original Track[]
An Original Track for this fight would be titled "Nail and Fang".
The track's title is a reference to the Nail of Helena, a powerful holy artifact used by Alexander Anderson. And Fang, a defining characteristic of a vampire, in reference to Blade being half-vampire.
Trivia[]
- The connections between Blade and Alexander Anderson are that they are religious anti-hero vampire hunters who are half-human (Blade being a Dhampir and Alexander being a Regenerator). Both hail from London, primarily use bladed weaponry in battle and have fought their universe’s incarnation of Count Dracula.