Description[]
Two billionaire armored superheroes but with a counterpart of turning into zombie and gaining power (Black Lantern Batman with his black ring and Zombie Iron Man with his cosmic power from Silver Surfer), not to mention despite they both are undead they can actually talk (though Black Lantern Batman rarely talk while other Black Lantern can).
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Zombies, the famous genres known as the horror movie, where the survivors have to survive from the Zombie Apocalypse and don’t get bit or eaten.
Wiz: Nobody knows how long they can survive the zombie apocalypse, we often see them running, killing, getting foods or water, protecting the ones they love, and trying not to get bit or eaten by Zombies.
Boomstick: But the big problem is, it’s almost rare that they can survive the zombie version of the superheroes, like these two billionaires.
Wiz: Black Lantern Batman, turning into zombie-like when wearing a black lantern ring.
Boomstick: Zombie Iron Man, known as Tony Stark from Earth-2149. He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a… Death Battle.
Black Lantern Batman[]
Wiz: Bruce Wayne, when he was a child, he lost both of his parents after a movie theater, they were killed in alley.
Boomstick: Everybody knows the same old story, Wiz, he swore vengeance and revenge, making him to become Batman. He’s been famous for many years.
Wiz: Batman is in one of the Justice League members and he’s known as having a serious face often, he has one allies who is Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern.
Boomstick: There are other lantern ring powers too, it’s not only green. Batman has wore another ring other than green before, and… you probably guess it, the black lantern ring!
Wiz: He’s actually a clone. The black lantern ring turns anyone into zombie-like and possess the darkness power, black corps are against the white corps, of course, dark fights light.
Boomstick: It was first created by Nekron, just to bring end of all life during the Blackest Night, which is something like zombies can do.
Wiz: Black Lantern rings can create construct, reanimate back the loved ones, control the dead body like Black Hand or Nekron does, and can travel fast.
Boomstick: The Black Lantern ring actually suits Batman, he’s black and that’s black, but the problem is he’s a zombie when he wears it. He can even throw up couple of rings to infect his Justice League members, yuck.
Wiz: The Black Lantern ring possesses a regeneration and choosing whoever they want to bring back, like Aquaman bringing back his dead son.
Boomstick: That one is just too sad. And I feel like Batman could have bring his parents back, you know?
Wiz: Black Lantern can be immune to magic, but not lightness.
Boomstick: Which begs the question, despite being like a zombie, do they actually bite them to become a zombie or just give them a black ring to become one?
Wiz: Well it seems like both, they have to give them a black ring or just bit them.
Boomstick: By the way it seems like that Batman didn’t really do much, but the black lantern ring powers explain enough, there’s this one time that he actually rise the dead above the grave! Even as a black lantern zombie, he can be badass like always, because he’s Batman!
Black Lantern Batman revealed himself by jumping above Black Hand and surprising Justice League as he throw up black rings to infect them with a black ring
Zombie Iron Man (Earth-2149)[]
Wiz: Earth-2149 was not a lucky universe, despite that Zombie Sentry bit the Avengers and the Ash Williams himself witness all of that. The Marvel Zombies comic book started in 2005, there’s a resurrection then the Disney Plus What-If series, for this one we are using the one from 2005 Marvel Zombies comic book. The comic book start from 2005 and end in 2008, just a few months before the MCU begins with Iron Man.
Boomstick: I like how they bring Ash Williams into that universe. So anyways, Tony Stark, known as Iron Man, was bitten by the zombie Fantastic Four, making Nick Fury leaving him behind. This is getting too dark already.
Wiz: Once almost all of the superheroes, well expect Black Panther for a while, turned into flesh-eating zombies, they devour anyone they see.
Boomstick: Magneto helped Reed Richards from another universe to go back to his universe, and yes he was ambushed by zombies but was rescued by Magneto. Magneto then was stuck in his messed up universe, he was chased by the talking zombie superheroes, man that would be everyone’s nightmare.
Wiz: Can’t disagree with you there. Anyway, when he was sneaking, he got captured by Zombie Hawkeye, then he start to use his own power against the zombies. Which he failed to do when Zombie Wasp bit him, and then he got devoured.
Boomstick: Poor guy, he deserved a better ending. Then the infamous Iron Man show up, he missed the dinner part. Then his fellow zombie friends saw Silver Surfer trying to warn them about the incoming of Galactus, but they start to attack him. The fight end with Zombie Hulk biting his head off, then the rest of zombies devour, not knowing it would gain them cosmic power!
Wiz: That’s not all, they later met Galactus, they all fought against Galactus but in the end they all use the Power Cosmic to defeat Galactus, once he was down the zombie superheroes went and devoured him.
Boomstick: Oh, that must be painful having those little insects to eat you for like a day or two. Their Power Cosmic was gained by Silver Surfer and Galactus.
Wiz: Zombie Iron Man have same feats as the regular Iron Man but since his leg was cut off by Silver Surfer, he have a cybernetic legs and he can travel faster than he used to thanks to Power Cosmic.
Boomstick: The rest of the remaining zombie superheroes travel to the space to devour like all of the universe! It took 40 years to take all of the life in the entire universe! This comic book is one of the darkest comic book I ever read, also did you know that zombies gain nothing even from eating tons of flesh because their digestive system is completely dead and they have rotting flesh, it took them 40 years for them to realize their hunger and consume are gone only they regrets everything they did.
Wiz: Zombies lacks intelligence, lacks talking, and walk slow, but this version is the exact opposite, which makes it more scary.
Boomstick: Once these zombies returned to Earth, they saw Wakanda and decided to break in because Zombie Hulk was too impatient. Then they break in, they then realize their hunger and consume were gone, but not the Hulk.
Wiz: They were trying to stop Hulk from devouring the remaining Wakanda, few zombies were killed by Zombie Hulk, including Iron Man himself.
Boomstick: That’s where Zombie Iron Man met his end, Iron Man is smart, durable, can’t feel pain since he’s a zombie, have power cosmic and travel faster because of it, and he must have a same feat as regular Iron Man including lifting 90 tons, in the end he is Iron Man.
Colonial America saying “Hello, Tony.” as Iron Man flew down from above.
Pre Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It’s time for a two billionaires zombie-themed DEATH BATTLEEEE!
Poll[]
Death Battle[]
At the graveyard, Zombie Iron Man flew down to have a look around his parents’ gravestone, he seen it being half destroyed he was pretty pissed about it, he heard a noise he quickly turn around to see if there’s anyone there, he didn’t see anyone. Zombie Iron Man wanted to investigate the area because he’s sure that he heard something, after looking out for a while, Black Lantern Batman was behind him, Zombie Iron Man turn around and saw Batman with a black ring.
Zombie Iron Man: Bat suit… Looks familiar.
Black Lantern Batman growls, as if he wanted a fight, but he throw up a black ring, Zombie Iron Man thought of this as a threat, he blasted it away like it was nothing and flew up to get ready to face the Black Lantern Batman, both combatants were ready to fight. Zombie Iron Man uses his Power Cosmic to shoot at Black Lantern Batman, he dodged and uses his Grappling Hook to Zombie Iron Man, he dodges that too and it sticks to the tree, he didn’t notice that Batman came at him and hit him. Zombie Iron Man groans, and continues to shoot Power Cosmic at him and flies towards Batman. Batman dodges his attacks, but Zombie Iron Man manages to throw hits at Batman, Batman flew away and create a skull out of his ring and throw it at Iron Man which he blast it away, Batman dodge the incoming blast and both combatants fought each other hand-to-hand. Zombie Iron Man then decides to bit Batman’s shoulder, which he regrets it afterwards by coughing it out.
Zombie Iron Man: That didn’t taste good.
Black Lantern Batman drop kick the Iron Man, he uses his unibeam to hit Batman but failed, Iron Man flew and continues throwing punches at Batman, as he shoots his Power Cosmic at him he dodges. Then Iron Man rip off the tombstone and throw at Batman, who dodges by flying above. Zombie Iron Man flew at Batman to continues throwing hits, Batman uppercuts Zombie Iron Man and kick him away, Iron Man shoots his Power Cosmic at Black Lantern Batman and successfully blew his head off. Batman fell down, and Zombie Iron Man laughs as he goes down.
Zombie Iron Man: Good riddance, though it was a great fight but you were a bother in my way like my other victims.
Zombie Iron Man turn around, but he noticed that Batman was relieved, he was shock to see his head coming back.
Zombie Iron Man: How?!
Black Lantern Batman points his head upward, and say the one word: “Rise.”
All of the zombies rise above their graves, listening to Batman’s order they all charge at Zombie Iron Man, some he kill with Power Cosmic and some are touching him. He flew above and trying to kill the black ring zombies, he then get slams by the tree, as he fell down more zombies are trying to scratch him, and Batman hit Iron Man with a tombstone twice. Iron Man uses his UniBeam to blast Batman away, and flew above so that black lantern zombies will fall and get blast by Iron Man soon as he charge up his Power Cosmic. As he see Black Lantern Batman come back again, he was shocked again then he notices the black lantern ring powers in his finger, he figured it out.
Zombie Iron Man: It’s that ring, if I destroy it, they’ll be destroyed!
Zombie Iron Man tries to aim at Batman’s hand to try to destroy the ring, Iron Man punches Batman and other zombies. Iron Man tackles Batman and continues punching him, he wanted to destroy the ring but failed to do so when he got straight kick by a zombie, Iron Man uses his Power Cosmic to destroy the zombies. Then he realizes that he’s been outnumbered, by a horde of Black Lantern zombies.
Black Lantern Batman: Surrender, you can’t win.
Zombie Iron Man: Like hell I am!
Zombie Iron Man shoots his power cosmic at Batman, who dodged, a horde of zombies charge at Iron Man by Batman’s demand, Iron Man almost destroys them all. Iron Man flew above and uses his Power Cosmic like Ryu’s Hadouken and throw it against Batman, who dodged below instead it destroyed the tree, Iron Man charges below and hit Batman into the ground. Iron Man throw him against the tree, as he charges towards Batman he almost destroys the tree. Zombie Iron Man and Black Lantern Batman throw hand-to-hand combat, each trying to bite each other, Iron Man didn’t know that few Black Lantern zombies are pushing the destroyed tree. As they push it, Batman kicks him and flew above, he then uses Black Lantern to stop his movement, and the tree successfully fell on Iron Man’s face. Zombie Iron Man got angry and push tree away aggressively which hit a few zombies, his helmet was little messed up, he took it off and charges straight at Batman. Batman uses his Black Lantern to make Iron Man go to his left, slammed into a tree, Iron Man shoot his Power Cosmic at Black Lantern Batman who got hit. Zombie Iron Man groans and about to shoot the two of Black Lantern zombie he see, but whom he saw was very familiar to him.
Zombie Iron Man: Mom? Dad?
Black Lantern Maria: Son, you finally came.
Black Lantern Howard: It’s been many years, son. Come to us, we missed you.
Zombie Iron Man then notices the black ring in their undead parents, they came in closer.
Zombie Iron Man: Wait you’re—
Both of his parents bit the sides of Iron Man’s cheeks at the same time, he push them away and grunts, Batman charges at Iron Man. Iron Man notices and wanted to shoot him with Power Cosmic but Batman held both of Iron Man’s hands and place them into Zombie Iron Man’s chest, and with his yelling “NO!” then he got blow up by his own Power Cosmic. Black Lantern Batman then get up, the only left of Zombie Iron Man was his head, who was picked up by his parents and went back to their grave. Black Lantern Batman then disappears, waiting on someone else coming to visit later.
Result[]
Boomstick: I can’t believe it, the Batman won against Iron Man this time!
Wiz: When it’s come to Durability, Regeneration, and Power, Black Lantern Batman has this one. True Iron Man can use his Power Cosmic or his own strength to kill Batman but he’ll just regenerated like any other Black Lantern members can while Zombie Iron Man died by the foot of the Zombie Hulk.
Boomstick: Tony was just faster and stronger, also both combatants retain abilities and skills to use while they are “undead”, both combatants can infect the victims. Black Lantern can actively repair any damages he received, so Power Cosmic are actually almost useful especially when the black ring will only be destroyed by White Lantern powers and are actually immune to most forms of damage.
Wiz: The fight will last long because of Batman’s active regeneration and the help of other Black Lantern zombies, Marvel Zombies’ bodies can get easily destroy by any weapons, but with Iron Man’s enhanced durability suit this may take long.
Boomstick: They both can’t feel pain and don’t get tired.
Wiz: The Black Lantern rings claims that it can actually control the dead body, so it’s possible that Batman can trick Iron Man with that.
Advantages: Black Lantern Batman winner
- Durable
- Better power and regeneration
- Can have help with other Black Lantern members
- Can control the dead body
Disadvantages: Zombie Iron Man loser
- He was only stronger and faster but it can’t surpasses his active regeneration
- He get killed by Zombie Hulk
- But the only advantages is he have a tough suit to last long, or he could have just escape.
Boomstick: Batman found a “Wayne” to “Ironed” Tony Stark into a ground. So it was a knight-knight for Tony Stark.
Wiz: Ugh. The winner is Black Lantern Batman!