They are the Gods of Lightning who rule with an iron fist.
INTRO[]
Wiz: Lightning. It is a powerful force of nature. Usually we associate lightning with someone of intellegence and power.
Boomstick: These two bastards got the juice to show they're the best, dammit.
Wiz: Raiden, the lightning bearing celestial of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Black Adam, the black suited thunder tyrant of DC Comics.
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to figure out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
BLACK ADAM RULES OVER DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: In the ancient land of Egypt, many family dynasties ruled over the land of Kahndaq.
Boomstick: The prince of those lands was Teth-Adam, a mighty warrior... who ended up becoming a rival kingdom's bitch.
Wiz: His kingdom was enslaved and Adam and his nephew became slaves. But his mental endurance made him worthy of a great power, a magic power, more powerful than any other being in the world--
Boomstick: It's not a Green Lantern ring. What he got was even better and more badass!
Wiz: Adam's nephew--
Boomstick: Wait, I thought Adam had it first!
Wiz: Just let the story progress, Boomstick. Adam's nephew Aman was given a magical power from the powerful high priest Shazam! Aman was insistant on helping his uncle by giving him this power, but Adam's mind was shattered and after being given power, he killed Aman and took back the kingdom A.S.A.P.
Boomstick: Holy fucking shit.
Wiz: Yes. That's right. Adam's mind was shattered after years of slavery, so it was no suprise that he did such a thing. And what was this power? It was the power of Shazam.
Boomstick: Of course, Shazam ain't just a fancy word. Shazam stands for the name of the people who created this power:
S- The wisdom of Solomon gives Adam a vast amount of knowledge, kinda like an entire encyclopedia in his head.
H- The strength of Hercules makes him strong enough to overpower even motherfucking SUPERMAN and Shazam! Speaking of which,
A- The Stamina of Atlas, the guy who holds up the LITERAL FUCKING PLANET FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
Z- The Power of Zeus, who defeated a monster with at least 1/1000th the power of the Big Bang Explosion. He has the powers of magic resistance, Physical Enhancement, Interdeminsional travel to the Rock of Eternity, Sorcery and Advanced Healing.
A- The Courage of Achilles gives Adam the powers of Invulerability and Optimism. Don't get how that's a power, but whatever.
M- For the Speed of Mercury, which allows him the powers of Super Speed and Flight!
Wiz: Adam's reign of terror over Egypt was long and brutal. But the Wizard Shazam banned Adam to the far reaches of space about 5,000 years ago, but 5,000 years later, he made his way back. But the Shazam in this case stands for:
The Stamina of Shu,
The Strength of Hershef,
The Power of Amon,
The Wisdom of Zehuti,
The Speed of Anpu
And the courage of Menthu.
Boomstick: Wait. You mean the Greek Gods didn't exist before the Egyptian gods?!
Wiz: Yes. Which allows him to do such incredible feats such as:
- Took Power Girl's heat vision with little to no damage,
- Held his own against Jay Garrick,
- Fought the entire Justice League,
- Killed millions of people in 36 hours,
- Took down the Great Ten,
- Slaughtered Terra and the Young Frankenstein,
- One shot Power Girl,
- Took down Martian Manhunter in his own mind,
- Battled Death itself
- And defeated the Doom Patrol, the Teen Titans and the Justice Society all at once.
Boomstick: Damn. How the hell did they beat this guy? There's almost nothing to beat his ass!
Wiz: Not entirely true. Black Adam is unbeatable, to a fault. You see, if he speaks the word Shazam, over 5,000 years of age with come upon Adam and will turn him to dust. He was also easily defeated Superboy Prime.
Boomstick: That's not a suprise.
Wiz: He's also extremely arrogant and can be heavily effected by magic. He has been defeated by Superman and Shazam multiple times. And the funny thing is, Superman is weakened by magic and has even defeated Black Adam.
Boomstick: I say he's bullshiting about having no magic protection.
Wiz: I doubt that.
Boomstick: I doubt your doubt.
Wiz: Even with all of his flaws, Black Adam is one of, if not the most dangerous villains in the DC Universe.
RAIDEN GUARDS EARTHREALM FOR DEATH BATTLE[]
Boomstick: TEST YOUR MIGHT.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: TEST YOUR MIGHT.
Wiz: Boomstick, what are-
Boomstick: TEST YOUR MIGHT.
Wiz: Oh no.
Boomstick: TEST YOUR MIGHT!
Wiz: Please don't--
Boomstick: M O R T A L K O M B A T !!!
Wiz: Oh my God.
Boomstick: What? We're talking about Mortal Kombat, one of the most badass fights where you get to beat the fuck out of everyone you don't like.
Wiz: But the people who keep the battle in order are the Elder Gods, one of them being the Thunder God, Raiden.
Boomstick: He's the Elder God who protects Earthrealm from pretty nasty bastards. Not to mention kind of a messenger boy for the other Elder Gods.
Wiz: Well, Raiden is also one of the combatants in Mortal Kombat, so he's not exactly standing by and watching. He's been fighting in that for years.
Boomstick: Hell yeah! And he's got the moves to prove it, such as:
- Lightning shots,
- Shocking touch,
- Electric Slide,
- Vicinity Blast,
- Electric Fly,
- Teleport
- And the usual Fatalities, such as:
- Electric Decapitation,
- Electric Knockout,
- Invisible Electrocution,
- Explosive Uppercut,
- Electrcution 1,2&3,
- Staff Shock,
- Godly Essence,
- Lightning Strike,
- Electric Slam,
- Just a Scratch,
- Transplant,
- Bug Eyes
- And the Conducting Rod.
God, just some of these names are fucking amazing!
Wiz: Of course, Raiden doesn't just have those moves. He also has such amazing power including:
- Immortality,
- Precognition,
- Flight,
- Energy sensing,
- Regeneration,
- Spiritual awareness,
- Telekinesis,
- Electrolysis,
- Immunity to electricity,
- Weather control,
- Teleportation,
- Light manipulation,
- Light manipulation,
- Healing,
- Force field creation
- And Raiden can create weapons out of lightning.
Boomstick: Hot damn! That's really goddamn amazing!
Wiz: With an eternity of experience with martial arts such as Jujitsu, Nan Chuan, Judo and Taekwondo under his belt, Raiden proved himself as one of if not, the most powerful Elder God, worthy of protecting Earthrealm.
Boomstick: Raiden's armed with Shinnok's Amulet that shoots magical color lasers out and can hurt his opponents.
Wiz: The amulet can not only fire colorful lasers, but can absorb souls and energy as well.
Boomstick: Holy hell. How the fuck has this guy not won Mortal Kombat every single time?!
Wiz: Well, Gods sometimes don't mettle in the affairs of humans.
Boomstick: Bullshit. Even a damn God would want to cash in on a tournament like that. In fact, let's see what all kinds of fucking insane shit Raiden has done WITHOUT WINNING MORTAL KOMBAT:
- Held his own against Kano who had LIMITLESS POWER,
- Was the last guy standing against the Deadly Alliance,
- Defeated Scorpion in the Netherrealm,
- Nearly wiped out all life in his battle against Shinnok,
- Healed up Jax with his electricity,
- Kicked Shao Khan's ass when he tried to take over earth,
- Controlled a giant storm he created,
- Killed Liu Kang,
- Destroyed a temple he was standing in and pulled himself back together,
- Defeated Jax, Nightwolf, Kabal, Kitana, Kung Lao, Sindel, Geras and Frost
- AND also fought Shang Tsung and Quan Chi at the same time.
How the fuck did he not win Mortal Kombat?!
Wiz: Well, there is a very good answer.
Boomstick: You don't have one do you?
Wiz: Yes.
Boomstick: So what the hell is it? How has he not won Mortal Kombat once?!
Wiz: Because he has and can be harmed by the other fighters in the Mortal Kombat universe. He also can't heal if he uses blood Magik or enter Earthrealm unless Raiden is under powered.
Boomstick: How under powered?
Wiz: VERY. Even for a god like Raiden.
Boomstick: No. No. No no no no no no no no no no. NO! That's fucking bullshit!
Wiz: That's how the game works. You never noticed that?
Boomstick: No!
Wiz: Then wait, who do you play as in Mortal Kombat?
Boomstick: I play as Jax, dumbass!
Wiz: You've got to be kidding me.
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(Black Adam flies through space, coming across Earthrealm and lands in the middle of a military base in Australia run by Sonya Blade. Landing on his feet, he creates a gigantic crater that destroys parts of the base, and even sends multiple tanks flying through the air. He looks around and floats several inches in the air.)
Black Adam: I have returned.
(Thunder began to rumble and then a bolt of lightning strikes the ground ahead of him, revealing Raiden, the Elder God.)
Raiden: I have heard of you, Teth Adam. The Wizard warned me.
Black Adam: Are you his champion?
Raiden: I am not only an Elder God, but your destruction.
FIGHT!!!
(Raiden fires a bolt of lightning at Black Adam, who just absorbs the lightning. Adam fires back at Raiden who blocks it. Thunderclouds suddnly form above the two of them and blast at Black Adam with even more lightning.)
Black Adam: You think defeating me with my own power will work?
Raiden: No, but it can try.
(He tackles Black Adam into the atmosphere and then blasts him with an even larger bolt of lightning, blasting him into the Moon. Adam flies out from the wreckage with a large chunk of the Moon in hand and throws it at Raiden. He dodges the gigantic grey asteroid as it falls to the earth. Raiden fires lightning in an extremely large radius, some of it hitting Black Adam who attempts to move but can't because Raiden uses the lightning to cage him. Adam laughs he breaks free and blasts lightning at Raiden. The God of Lightning deflects it with his hand then punches Black Adam and then he blasts him with a gigantic explosion of electricity that sends Black Adam crashing into earth. Black Adam stands back up then he looks to the sky and blasts off to fight Raiden.)
Black Adam: Do you think you could beat the ruler of Khandaq?
Raiden: I am a god. You're just a insignificant mortal.
Black Adam: Oh ho ho! You may be one God, but I have the power of six!
(Black Adam fires lightning at Raiden, who also fires lightning at Adam. Their lightning clashes together blasting in every which direction. Raiden pushes the electricity towards Black Adam, who does vice versa. Raiden takes this as an opportunity to absorb Black Adam's lightning into Shannok's amulet. Surprised at the amulet's incredible glow, it blasts a gigantic ray of lightning that not only blasts the body of Black Adam into the planet, but the following explosion destroys several hundred cities as he lands in the middle of London, England but then the black-suited tyrant stood up and chuckled. Raiden lands before Black Adam and starts throwing punches charged with lightning, attempting to harm him. Raiden then teleports behind Black Adam and punches him into the atmosphere, which only angers the Wizard's former champion. Running around Raiden, Black Adam punches the Thunder God all over his body attempting to destroy his body. But because of Raiden's Godly-physique, he escapes his opponent's tornado of fury then he calls upon the largest blast of lightning in the history of lightning. The blast destroys multiple mountains, creating hundreds of creators that level almost the entire continent. Black Adam stands up and just begins laughing at Raiden, humiliating the straw-hatted God of Thunder.)
Raiden: Enough! Your life ends here!
Black Adam: Your words are useless.
(Blasting Black Adam with his lightning which again does nothing. Raiden then flies and tackles him into the sky, blasts him with more lightning and creates a gigantic dragon made entirely out of lightning. The dragon grabs Black Adam by its mouth and blasts itself back to earth, creating a larger lightning blast than before. Adam stands up and smiles before he blasts off the ground, the air violently blowing around him. He tackles Raiden out of mid-air then throws him into on of the pyramids, which then Black Adam grabs him and points Raiden to the sky, speaking a single word.)
Black Adam: SHAZAM!!
(Black Adam's lightning blasts back down on Raiden, doing horrendous damage to his body before getting disintegrated into ashes, leaving behind his iconic bamboo hat and Shinnok's necklace. The pyramid explodes and leaves nothing but a gigantic crater. Black Adam floated above the crater while chunks of the moon fall back to the earth.)
Black Adam: Fatality.
K.O.!!!
POST BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Welp, if this is how Elder Gods die, then Mortal Kombat is fucked.
Wiz: While Raiden's godlike power helped him in some parts of this battle, it was no match for what Black Adam could do.
Boomstick: No shit! Sure Raiden is a God, but Black Adam has the power of six Gods! Six of those motherfuckers!
Wiz: That's not the only thing. Black Adam has also taken on the Justice Society, Doom Patrol and the Teen Titans all at once on the same day. Raiden on the other hand... mostly just does one-on-one battles with human beings that most of the time he loses.
Boomstick: So what about Shinnok's necklace?
Wiz: While Shinnok's necklace is powerful, it's only powerful in the hands depending on its user. While Raiden is an incredibly power God, Black Adam has more to give while Raiden didn't have as much to give.
Boomstick: Let's just say this result was pretty shocking.
Wiz: The winner is Black Adam.