Bizarro vs Tighten is a What-If? Episode of Death Battle, featuring Bizarro, the mirror image of Superman from DC Comics against Tighten, the hero turned villain from Megamind.
| Bizarro vs Tighten | |
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| Season 01, Episode 17 | |
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| Air date | November 02, 2018 |
| Written by | End Bringer Nyx |
| Directed by | End Bringer Nyx |
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Description[]
DC Comics vs DreamWorks! A collision between two superpowered dumb brutes! Who will be triumphant in this epic battle of brawns?
Interlude[]
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Cloning and duplication. Scientific methods of creating an exact copy or replica of oneself.
Boomstick: But... sometimes, it didn't turned out perfectly like hoped for.
Wiz: Right. Its unavoidable for any defects or failures to occur on the resulting end. Often times being unstable to the point of even becoming dangerous.
Boomstick: Hey, Wiz! What do get when duplicating powerful and heroic individuals like Superman?
Wiz: Problems and a head-ache...
Boomstick: Exactly! Especially if they're turned out into powerful bumbling dunces like these two!
Wiz: Bizarro, the Dolt of Steel and doppelgänger of Superman.
Boomstick: And Tighten, the ditzy successor of Metro Man who turned psycho. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And its our job to analyzed their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Bizarro[]
(*Cues: Injustice 2 - The Joker's Playground*)
Wiz: Throughout the many enemies of the Man of the Steel, none can rival the strange and obscure supervillain known as, Bizarro.
Boomstick: Oh look! It’s Superman after taking too many drugs!
Wiz: The being known as Bizarro, was the result of a flawed experimental cloning of the Man of Steel. Mostly done by Superman's arch nemesis, Lex Luthor.
Boomstick: Being a clone of Superman, Bizarro acted like he was the original and does heroic deeds. But... it didn't end well, as he causes disaster in doing so!
Bizarro: Me am Superman!
Wiz: Bizarro is often... confused and misguided. As there are many versions of Bizarro, however, all of them share the same inversions of Superman. Only having a grotesque face, chalk skin, and twisted sense of logic. And by his sense of logic, Bizarro's does the exact opposite the Man of Steel stands for.
Boomstick: Like that time when he prevented a bridge from opening in order to allow a ship to pass through, nearly causing the ship to crash and sink. Luckily, Superman intervenes just in the nick of time. Or that time when he saved an elderly woman from being run over by a bus by punching the bus itself! Damn!
Wiz: Unaware that he most likely injured, or worse, killed, the passengers on board...
Boomstick: Supes day couldn't get any worse with this guy around.
Bizarro: Me am hero. Here to destroy!
(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Fortress of Solitude Laboratory*)
Wiz: Although Bizarro genuinely likes to help others, his warped sense of thinking often causes him to screw things up and act somewhat evil.
Boomstick: And being a copy of the Man of Tomorrow, Bizarro dons a similar costume but with paler/washed-out colors, an inverted/reverse S-shield and... a number one stone amulet with his name on it? Anyhow, he also has similar powers to Supes! Perks for being a clone!
Wiz: Bizarro's powers and capabilities were identical to Superman. However, being a synthetic lifeform, Bizarro is completely unaffected by Superman's weakness; Green Kryptonite.
Superman: Catch!
(Superman throws a Green Kryptonite at Bizarro. The latter catches it)
Bizarro: Pretty! Thanks!
Boomstick: He also doesn't need that solar energy crap that Supes needed to regain his energy. Making Bizarro looked like the improved version of Superman without weaknesses... if not for that horrid face and deformed personality of his!
Bizarro: Me much uglier than Superman.
Wiz: Though, he had the same abilities as Superman, Bizarro was hit by a meteorite which reversed some of his powers.
Boomstick: Way to make a difference there, writers!
Bizarro: You overestimate Bizarro.
Wiz: Like Superman, Bizarro has superhuman strength, capable of leveling entire cities, and is just as strong as Superman. His superhuman speed allows him to move at extreme velocities like Superman.
Boomstick: Bizarro is also as tough as nails. His durability and invulnerability, makes him impervious to physical means and modern weaponry like bullets, bombs, missiles, and lasers.
(*Cues: Injustice 2 - Metropolis Memorial Station*)
Wiz: He also has super senses, flight, and healing factor. But with the aforementioned meteorite's impact, some of his abilities were reversed. His heat vision became arctic vision, these ice beams maintain a subzero temperature which enables Bizarro to freeze solid objects and living organisms in a matter of seconds. His freeze breath became flame breath which enables Bizarro to spray super-heated plasma or lava-like fluid from his mouth.
Boomstick: His Super breath became Vacuum breath, his Telescopic vision allows him to " see short distance behind his head" rather than "see long distance in front of his head", his Microscopic vision "makes objects actually smaller to everyone" rather than "merely to appear bigger to himself", and his X-ray vision allows him to "only see through lead" than opposed to "see through anything but lead". While most of his abilities are useful... some of them suck.
Wiz: And his Telescopic X-Ray vision allows Bizarro to actually shoot X-Rays from his eyes which can reach around fifty miles, unlike Superman's, Bizarro's Telescopic X-ray vision is shown to be highly radioactive and could critically harm living things.
Boomstick: Well, seeing as Bizarro is the total opposite, it totally fits him. Besides those, Bizarro has a unique ability that let's him stand above the original he was spawn from. The ability to create copies of himself! I didn't know he studied ninjutsu! One bumbling clone of Superman is already a handful! Imagine if their are more of this guy. The world will surely go crazy!
Bizarro: Bizarro Vision make you happy.
Wiz: Having traveled deep into space and being exposed to a blue sun, Bizarro somehow developed a new ability called, Bizarro Vision. This allows Bizarro to create Bizarro-like duplicates of himself. However, his copies will crumble and disintegrate after taking too much damage or over exerting themselves. Though, Bizarro is only capable of gaining this ability if he encounters a blue sun or star.
Boomstick: Proof of Bizarro's imperfect nature as a clone. What's more, Bizarro possessed bad grammar when speaking. But after watching too much television for thirteen months in a dark and small room, Bizarro learned how to speak more normally.
Wiz: As a result, Bizarro no longer negates the meaning of every possible word in a sentence. Though, he still means the opposite of the things he says, making it more confusing than his chaotic speech patterns.
Bizarro: Bizarro not like big words.
Boomstick: That still doesn't help him change in doing heroic deeds. As it were often times clumsy and destructive. This guy is like a walking calamity!
Wiz: Due to his imperfections, Bizarro is a consistent foe of Superman, but sometimes serves as an ally, and was even trained by the Man of Steel in the ways of heroism. Making Bizarro somewhat of a borderline between villain and anti-hero.
(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Batcave Lagoon*)
Boomstick: Even though Bizarro is more of a nuisance than a menace, he is still a pain in the butt for superheroes and supervillains alike. Well, depending on who he sides with against, anyway.
Bizarro: Bizarro am number one!
Wiz: Bizarro joined the ranks of the Legion of Doom, the Secret Society of Supervillains, and even formed his own twisted version of the Justice League.
Boomstick: Bizarro fought members of the Justice League, the Super team, and casually battled Superman.
Wiz: Bizarro lifted, threw, caught, and threw a second time, a wrecking ball, along with it’s crane, a couple of miles. He occasionally fought and overwhelmed Solomon Grundy in a series of encounters, and once stalemated Professor Zoom in a race.
Boomstick: Bizarro goes through solid concrete, and ice like they’re nothing. Raided a military base, stole, and threw a missile in the air, caught up to and kept pace with it’s speed, quickly appeared in front of Lois, took out the entire Justice League in a matter of minutes, and stopped a Bizarro version of Titano. For those of you who don't familiarize with Titano, he is like super King Kong with laser eyes that easily floored Superman with it.
Wiz: Bizarro could easily rip and tear through steel, is strong enough to lift and throw stone columns and satellites with ease, hold up a collapsing stone ceiling, casually trades blows with Superman, stopped a speeding car on it’s tracks, saved a crashing helicopter, saved Lois from falling to her death on top of the Daily Planet building, is strong enough to send objects all the way into outer space, and once moved a mountain.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Opposite Man here, has a habit of abducting women associating with Supes. Namely: Lois Lane, and Lana Lang. Like Superman, Bizarro also got dibs on them, much to Supes dismay.
Wiz: Bizarro endured being tortured, electrocuted, being smashed by a wrecking ball through a building, tanked hits from Wonder Woman, and survived a half-kiloton explosion that would otherwise be fatal to the Man of Steel.
Lois: Do you think he survived?
Superman: I don't know. I've never been on a half-kiloton blast.
(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Fortress of Solitude Menagerie*)
Boomstick: Hell! Bizarro was even unscathed being near a sun and tanking a huge explosion in space! Oh, yeah. He can breath in space. But besides that, Bizarro easily vaporizes hordes of unlucky monks, brutally murdered the Human Bomb, once punched Doomsday to bits, easily killed humans, and waste city blocks with little to no effort. That's dark... I never knew this goofball is capable of such brutality!
Wiz: A different kind of Bizarro even went on a genocide and destroyed his own planet. And another who is called; Brutaal, even killed an Immortal and New God like, Steppenwolf.
Boomstick: Holy crap! That goes to show you of how a terrifying example of Superman does when he losses his mind! And I'm not talking about Regime Supes! That guy is just a dick!
(*Cues: Superman: The Animated Series - Tools of the Trade*)
Wiz: Bizarro is also been discovered to be more physically powerful than Superman and is on par with his might. But due to the nature of his fractured mind, it leaves him incapable of accessing to his full potential, and his mind functions like that of a child, making him gullible and is often taken advantage of by smarter and wiser beings.
Boomstick: And being a brutish version of Superman, and due to watching too much television, Bizarro is prone to being easily enraged, and has a tendency to lashed out and go berserk. Ugh. Millennials these days...
Wiz: He is also vulnerable to Blue Kryptonite.
Bizarro: Blue Kryptonite am bad!
Boomstick: And Magic!
Wiz: Although he shared many aspects of Superman, Bizarro's dense molecular skin isn't as invulnerable as the original, and sufficient enough force can eventually wore down and disorient Bizarro.
Boomstick: Even though Bizarro is capable of withstanding the force of a nuke, he is still prone to its radioactive radiation, which can be fatal, to the point of killing him. Not to mention that, Bizarro is also really, really, dumb.
Bizarro: Bizarro brain worst ever!
Wiz: Bizarro... acts like a goofball due to his limited or diminished intelligence.
Boomstick: What's more, Bizarro's chalky skin actually has the power to cure blindness! So, yeah. Killing this cosplaying freak of Superman, would do good for the world at least.
Bizarro: Bizarro love you!
Wiz: Broken, but brutally violent, Bizarro is truly one of the world’s most dangerous threats to have been ever created.
Bizarro: What... am me?
Mercy Graves: Bizarro, that's what you am.
Lex Luthor: Mercy...
Bizarro: Bizarro? That not my name!
Mercy Graves: If the shoe fits, handsome.
Bizarro: No! Me am Superman!! Me am hero! Me show you!!
(Bizarro flies off and crashes through Lex Luthor's laboratory)
Tighten[]
(*Cues: Megamind: Ultimate Showdown - Downtown 04*)
Wiz: In Metro City, a fierce rivalry frequently clashed between good and evil. Defending Metro City, is the noble and heroic, Metro Man.
Boomstick: Against the diabolical and nefarious, Megamind. Hmm... these two kind of reminds me of a certain hero and a bald villain...
Wiz: In their many battles, Metro Man always prevails in stopping Megamind and putting him behind bars.
Boomstick: Well, yeah! Heads up, Wiz! Bad guy's always lose.
Wiz: Well, I have to somehow disagree with you. In one of their clash, Megamind managed to defeat and miraculously kill his long time foe.
Boomstick: I... uh... What did I say! There's always a first for everything!
Wiz: Right... Having defeated his long time rival, Megamind easily took over Metro City. Megamind reveled in his victory against Metro Man and ruling the city. But as time pass, Megamind began to feel lonesome and isolated in his new lifestyle.
Megamind: What's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you?
Boomstick: After months of gloating and a sudden run-in and consoling with Metro City's reporter, Roxanne Ritchi... Alright! I'm calling it! These is clearly a rip-off of Superman!
Wiz: *Clears throat* Patience, Boomstick. Being of genius level intellect, like myself, Megamind thought of a way to make his life exciting again.
Boomstick: Well, yeah. He is an evil genius after all! He would probably thought of a bizarre idea in that big blue head of his, like creating a hero to kick his blue ass. Like that's ever going to happen...
Roxanne: As long as there's evil, good will rise up against it.
Megamind/Fake Bernard: Oh, I wish.
Roxanne: I believe someone is gonna stand up to Megamind.
Megamind/Fake Bernard: You really think so?
Roxanne: Yeah. I mean, it's like they say, "Heroes aren't born, they're made."
Megamind/Fake Bernard: Heroes can be made. That's it! All you need are the right ingredients.
Roxanne: Yeah. Bravery.
Megamind/Fake Bernard: Yes.
Roxanne: Strength.
Megamind/Fake Bernard: Of course.
Roxanne: Determination.
Megamind/Fake Bernard: Imperative! And a smidgen of DNA. Oh, with that, anyone can be a hero!
Roxanne: Yeah!
(*Cues: Megamind - Tightenville*)
Wiz: To bring back that fun and excitement to his life again, Megamind began formulating a plan to create a hero to battle him.
Boomstick: Oh, for the love of...
Wiz: Megamind soon worked on his plan and managed to create a serum with Metro Man's DNA. But as he was about to set the motion of his diabolical plan, he was thwarted and accidentally shot the serum. Unfortunately hitting Roxanne's camera man, Hal Stewart.
Boomstick: Why does his name sound so... Oh my God... Even Green Lantern, one, and two, is included! And they put both of his combined name to shame, to this... poorly excuse of a human being!
Wiz: Metro Man's godly powers were infused to a 28 year old ordinary human who---
Boomstick: ---who doesn't have criminal records. Actually, doesn't have any records at all, who also haven't accomplish anything! So, basically a pathetic loser.
Wiz: Yeah... Since that incident, Hal's life change. Hal achieved power beyond his grasped.
Boomstick: Specifically, Metro Man's physical body shape and powers! Such great godly powers being wasted upon a nobody...
Wiz: That nobody will soon become somebody. After the serum works its wonders, Hal's ordinary life became extraordinary.
(*Cues: Megamind: Ultimate Showdown - Uptown 01*)
Boomstick: Like Sup-- err... Metro Man, Hal possess superhuman strength, speed, durability, stamina, agility, reflexes, flight, and the power to shoot heat from his eyes, which he can shoot from several hundred meters away.
Wiz: Hal also have the same invulnerability as Metro Man, and X-Ray vision, which Hal uses to spy on an individual (like Roxanne) from several blocks away.
Boomstick: That's creepy... and useful. Hehehe...
Wiz: After Hal gained Metro Man's powers, Megamind, who disguised himself, prepares to set his grand scheme into motion by---
Boomstick: ---Oh, come on! Like that's ever gonna work...
Megamind/Space Dad: Rise my glorious creation. Rise, and come to Papa.
Hal: What's going on?
Megamind/Space Dad: Easy my child.
Hal: Who are you?
Megamind/Space Dad: I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice, honor, and nobility. I am your father.
Hal: So you're like my space dad?
Boomstick: *Sigh* I give up.
Wiz: Megamind plans to groom Hal to be Metro City's new hero, and do an epic battle on his debut against Megamind .
Boomstick: So, yeah. Megamind created a new hero just because he missed getting his butt kicked, and trained that same "hero" to kick his butt for him.
Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
Wiz: Pretty much.
Boomstick: What a stupendous plan!
Megamind: I know!
(*Cues: Megamind: Ultimate Showdown - Uptown 02*)
Wiz: After many hardships of training, regarding heroism and the usage of his powers, Megamind deems Hal worthy and ready. He gave him a stretchable costume and superhero name.
Megamind/Space Dad: Hal, I think you're ready for this.
(Megamind/Space Dad gave Hal a gift. Hal opened it and received a small costume)
Hal: Do I have a son?
Megamind/Space Dad: No. You make me laugh. It stretches. It's for you.
Hal: Hey, what's the T stand for?
Megamind/Space Dad: Titan.
Hal: "Tighten"? What's that supposed to mean?
Megamind/Space Dad: It was the only name I could trademark.
Wiz: Now called Tighten, he---
Boomstick: Tighten? Its Titan, Wizard!
Wiz: Well, that was his official heroic name, but... Hal mistook it for "Tighten" instead.
Boomstick: What a complete moron...
Wiz: However... Hal wasn't as noble and heroic as Metro Man, and had other motives. Hal was only in it for the hero gig just so he could get the girl.
Boomstick: What a selfish sonuva---
Wiz: ---Upon being rejected by the girl of his dreams, due to his recklessness and somewhat... idiotic behavior, Tighten began threading to darker path.
Boomstick: Couldn't accept rejection like a man, Tighten went nuts and vent his anger and frustration by going on an unseen crime spree. Oh... plot twist!
Megamind: Where did you get all this stuff?
Tighten: It doesn't belong to me.
Megamind: You stole it?
Tighten: Pretty cool, right?
Megamind: No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
Tighten: Being a hero is for losers! It's work, work, work, I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.
Wiz: Tighten decided to be a supervillain instead, much to Megamind's dismay and disgust.
Boomstick: With his plan backfired, Megamind instigates Tighten by bombarding him with a ton of revelation. Provoking and filling Tighten up with rage so they can fight. Unlike Metro Man, however, Tighten is remorseless. Enraged, Tighten easily overwhelmed Megamind and almost killed him off. Well, that's to be expected. At least Megamind's dream of getting his ass handed to him by Metro Man's supposed successor, succeded.
Tighten: You should stop comparing me to Metro Man!
(*Cues: Megamind: Ultimate Showdown - Downtown 03*)
Wiz: Mad with power, Tighten began his reign as a supervillain and terrorizes Metro City.
Boomstick: Tighten casually flick a human several meters, launched Megamind's Mech into the air with ease, easily goes through buildings like their nothing, and breaks and threw stone columns with little to no effort.
Wiz: Tighten easily teared through a copper sphere, send a bus a few meters with just a kick, casually knocked over a tanker, topples the largest skyscraper on Metro City, and breaks half of that skyscraper, lifted, and threw it several hundreds of meters.
Boomstick: What colossal strength! And of course, Tights is also pretty fast! He is fast enough to flew past Megamind's Mech after he launches it airborne, fast enough to react and dodge Megamind's laser, flies fast enough and creates a shockwave that breaks most of the skyscraper's windows, and saved Roxanne a couple of times from falling to her death after he purposely drops her and throws her around through traffic like a ragdoll. Jesus Christ...
Wiz: Tighten was unflinched from Megamind's punch, casually tanked blows from his Mech, is unaffected by his energy gun, and was unscathed from a tanker's explosion.
Boomstick: Tighten melted down streets and buildings with his Heat Vision, blasted his way out from being robotpiled by Megamind's brainbots, and used it to carved his name onto the city. That's one way of making his presence known.
Wiz: Tighten also founded and lead his own supervillain group, the Doom Syndicate and even infused himself with Megamind's B.I.N.K.Y serum, which contain Megamind's DNA and became, Blue Tighten.
Boomstick: So, what? He is smart now?
Wiz: Well, about that... his skin only turned blue, and he does look and act the same as usual, so...
Boomstick: What a letdown!
(*Cues: Megamind - Game Over*)
Wiz: Since Tighten and Metro Man are stated to have the exact same powers, Tighten is also applicable and capable of doing the same feats as Metro Man.
Boomstick: That would be useful! Especially that time stopping superspeed! But... lacking in common sense and being self-delusional, prevented Tighten from further tapping into his full potential. Not to mention he is also childish, misled, easily enraged, and most of all... an idiot. A big dumb brute who flies stupidly in the air like driving a car! Like seriously! Who freaking does that!?
Wiz: Tighten is also a bit of a coward. When confronted by someone he considers his equal, he'll turn tail and run... err... fly away. And due to his... thick-headedness, and straight-up recklessness, made Tighten pretty gullible and predictable, leaving him vulnerable for any clever and smart opponent to exploit. Like what Megamind did on their few encounters.
Boomstick: Still, being a super-powered homicidal maniac, this is one supervillain goofball that will always wreak havoc in his wake.
Roxanne: Look, there is no "us," OK? There will never be an "us."
Tighten: But... I have powers. I have a cape. I'm the good guy.
Roxanne: You are a good guy, Hal, but you don't understand. We need to find out why...
Tighten: No, no. This...
Roxanne: Hal, just take a deep breath---
Tighten: This isn't right!
Roxanne: ---and listen to me for a moment.
Tighten: You're supposed to be with me!
Roxanne: I'm trying to warn you, Hal.
Tighten: It's Tighten! It's TIGHTEN, not Hal!
(Angry, Tighten flew off, creating a shockwave during his take off that breaks most of the skyscraper's windows. Leaving Roxanne stranded on the highest skyscraper in Metro City)
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It’s time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
(*Cues: City of Heroes - Faultline*)
Bizarro was flying above Metro City. He spotted the blue defender being pummeled by a dynamic individual on the street near City Hall.
Bizarro: This am job for Bizarro!
Bizarro lowers his altitude towards Metro City.
Meanwhile. On the street in front of City Hall, a returned Blue Tighten knocks over Megamind, unconscious.
Tighten: Hah! I've finally outsmarted and defeated Megamind this time!
Tighten towers over the defeated Megamind.
Tighten: I'm finally gonna see what that big brain of yours looks like on the pavement!
Tighten picked up Megamind by the collar and was about to finished him off.
Tighten: You're so pathetic.
Tighten eyes glow red as he was about to incinerate Megamind using his heat vision.
Tighten: Say bye-bye, Megabrain!
Just then...
Bizarro: Me am here to destroy!
Tighten: Huh?
Like a blur, Bizarro knocks Tighten into one of the buildings nearby. Bizarro picked up the unconscious Megamind by the noggin.
Bizarro: Me hate big bald heads, so me save you.
Bizarro threw Megamind into the lake. Not a second too soon that Megamind gasp for air as he resurface from the water.
Megamind: *Gasp* I hate Mondays...
Megamind slowly swim/drift towards the side of the lake.
Bizarro: Another day complete. Me am not good at what I do!
Enraged, Tighten emerged from the building, unscathed.
Tighten: Pretty sneaky, sis.
Tighten swiftly charges at the unaware Bizarro and knocks him through inside City Hall.
Tighten: Now we’re even!
Bizarro gets back up from the rubble and dust himself off as Tighten burst through inside.
Tighten: You think you have what it takes to take on someone as awesome as me?
Tighten does a pose.
Bizarro: Bizarro harm, you threaten.
Tighten: Uh... what?
Bizarro: Me am saving city from Blue Curly Man.
Tighten: Blue Curly Man? That's so... original. And who are you supposed to be anyway? Frankenstein's long lost twin?
Bizarro: Me fight for lies, injustice, a-merry-can way.
Tighten: Uh... what? Dude! Speak ENGLISH!
Bizarro: Bizarro speak English.
Tighten: Funny... Let's all laugh at the funny guy, huh?
Bizarro: Me make you smile.
Tighten: I'm gonna pound that ugly face of yours to even more uglier than before!
Bizarro: Why am you so polite?
Tighten: I'm gonna enjoy pounding you to a pulp!
Tighten hovers.
Bizarro: Ah, you fly. Me also fly.
Bizarro also hovers.
Tighten: You’re going down, you bizarre freak!
Tighten clenches his fist.
Bizarro: Destroy you anyway.
Bizarro does the same. Both supermen charges at each other and clashed.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Street Fighter Alpha 3 - Heavy Swell/Zangief's Theme*)
Both of their fist collide, creating a shockwave which knocked them both back. They get back at each other and exchange heavy punches. Tighten rounds up a big punch but missed as Bizarro sidesteps, destroying the wall. Bizarro unloads punches towards his opponent and knocked him hard, the latter retaliates. Their melee destroyed the surroundings, and soon reduce the whole place to ruins as the building collapses on them. Tighten emerges from the debris first.
Tighten: Where are you, you freak!
Bizarro burst out from the rubble behind and tackles Tighten through a couple of buildings. Bizarro delivers a great uppercut which sends Tighten flying upwards. Tighten recovers in mid-air, and gets back at his opponent at blur speed. Bizarro letting his guard down, was knocked over to a building which topples down on him.
Tighten: Strrrrike!
Bizarro recovers and burst out from the rubble.
Bizarro: Blue Curly Man am Bizarro new worst friend!
Bizarro took a pile of rubble and throws it at Tighten. The latter goes through it and winds up a big punch, Bizarro counters it with his own, the sheer power as their fist collide, knocks them both back. Tighten flew near a construction site and gets an I-beam.
Bizarro: Me no need a weapon.
Bizarro looks around his surroundings.
Bizarro: Ah!
Bizarro rips out a lamp post from the ground.
Bizarro: Me am unarmed!
Tighten saw his opponent who also armed with a weapon.
Tighten: Could this day get anymore fun-tastic?
Both supermen clashed and exchange blows with their weapon. Bizarro swings his lamp post which knocked Tighten into a building. Furious, Tighten strikes back by slamming his I-beam on Bizarro, crushing the Dolt of Steel hard on the ground. Tighten follows up by relentlessly smashing Bizarro, while screaming with his weapon. Bizarro blocks using the lamp post.
Bizarro: Blue Curly Man stay near Bizarro!
Bizarro counters Tighten's with a huge swing of his weapon, knocking back the titanic brute.
Tighten: *Screams*
Tighten continues on his wild assault. Bizarro fought back but was disarmed of his weapon.
Bizarro: Hey! Me am armed!
Tighten: So what!?
Tighten strikes Bizarro with his I-beam a couple of times, Bizarro stumbles.
Tighten: Batter up!
Tighten swings his I-beam, hitting and sending Bizarro crashing into a tanker at a nearby gas station.
Tighten: Right on cue.
Tighten charges up his heat vision and shots the tanker. The tanker explodes with Bizarro in the middle of it. The explosion becomes greater after it engulfs the gas station.
Tighten: Whoa!!
The gas station also explodes, and in ruins. The area is filled with flames.
Tighten: What a blast!
Tighten hovers near the site. Suddenly, the flames dissipates.
Tighten: Huh?
Behind the explosion, a figure began sucking the flames. Bizarro uses his Vacuum breath and suck all the flames.
Tighten: Seriously!?
Bizarro burps out a torrent of flames heading towards Tighten.
Tighten: Oh, chicken nuggets...
Tighten was taken aback as the flames goes through him. Tighten was burnt and his curly hair was smoking. Bizarro laughs at him.
Tighten: Try laughing at this!
Enraged, Tighten dashes with the I-beam and delivers a huge swing at Bizarro, sending him flying through a skyscraper.
Tighten: And that's a hooooome run!
Bizarro recovers atop the skyscraper and rub his head. As Bizarro watches from the edge on the top of the skyscraper, he was hit and knocked by a flying I-beam. Furious, the Dolt of Steel recovers back up and looks more horrifying than before.
Bizarro: Bizarro cannot win!
Bizarro saw his adversary flying around the air like driving a car and lands on top of the skyscraper.
Tighten: You’re going to be a pile of goo when I'm done with you. Hey, that actually rhymes...
Bizarro: Blue Curly Man fly good. But Bizarro teach Blue Curly Man fly better!
Bizarro swiftly charges at Tighten and grabs him by the cape.
Tighten: Hey!? Not the cape!
Bizarro flew to another tall building upwards while dragging Tighten by the cape through the building. As Bizarro reaches the top, Tighten managed to break free and punched Bizarro, knocking him a few meters in the air.
Tighten: Oh, you've done it now...
Bizarro: Me will save you.
Tighten: I don't need any saving!
Bizarro and Tighten exchange blows while flying higher into sky all the way to the outer atmosphere.
Tighten: I could do this all day!
Bizarro: You am no match for my weakness.
The two grabs each other in their power-struggle. Bizarro began spinning fast in a circular motion.
Tighten: Ugh. Getting... dizzy...
Bizarro: You fly better now!
Bizarro throws Tighten into outer space all the way to the moon.
Tighten: *Screams*
Bizarro: Hello Blue Curly Man hello!
Tighten crashes into the moon, creating a huge crater visible to the Earth.
Bizarro: Me do all wrong.
Bizarro flew off after his opponent.
Bizarro: Me make sure Blue Curly Man will threaten city again.
As Bizarro reaches outer space, he caught a glimpse of a bright blue star and halted his tracks to admire it.
Bizarro: Oh... shiny.
Meanwhile on the Moon, Tighten recovers from his rough landing, and with a boiling temper.
Tighten: That freakazoid...! When I get my hands on him, I'll...! Huh?
Tighten, in a furious state, glow his eyes red and spotted Bizarro hovering on sight.
Tighten: Right where I want him...
Tighten creates a shockwave as he took off.
Bizarro: (Distracted) Uh?
Tighten tackles Bizarro back to Earth. Like a falling meteorite, Tighten and Bizarro blazes as they re-enter the Earth's atmosphere and back to Metro City.
Tighten: Time to unload the baggage!
Tighten let's go of his hold and punched Bizarro straight in mid-air, the sheer power behind his punch leveled entire city-blocks. The punch sends Bizarro all the way to the bottom, leaving a huge crater on the ground with a hole on the middle of it.
Tighten: And stay down!
Still burning with flames from re-entry but slowly dissipating, Tighten hovers below the ground near the crater.
Tighten: There's no way he could've survived that.
Tighten looks around his surroundings only to see ruins and debris.
Tighten: Did I seriously do all this...? That's like, super AWESOME of ME!!!
Triumphant, Tighten began posing and kissing his biceps. However, his victory was cut-short when Bizarro emerges from the ground, pissed.
Tighten: Oh, come on! How are you not dead yet!?
(*Cues: Street Fighter Alpha 3 - Behind You/Birdie's Theme*)
Bizarro: Now Bizarro am calm!
Tighten: (This guy... No! Get it together Hal! This guy's got nothing on you!) Come on, tough guy! Let's rumble!
Bizarro: Me am not tough!
Bizarro charges at Tighten, the latter does the same and both supermen clashed yet again, creating another shockwave which further devastates their surroundings. However, this time they get into an armlock.
Tighten: I'm gonna smashed you into pavement!
Bizarro: Bizarro love you.
Tighten: Like eww! You’re totally not my type!
Bizarro overwhelmed Tighten, sending him a few distance.
Bizarro: Bizarro not stop you!
Tighten: You’re not making any sense!
Bizarro: Bizarro make you feel good.
Bizarro takes a deep breath and unleash flames from his mouth.
Tighten: This again!?
Tighten tanks the flames and charges at Bizarro, knocking him over.
Tighten: Oh, it's on, now!
Tighten's eyes glow red as he unleashes his heat vision on Bizarro. Bizarro counters with his own artic vision. Both of their attacks collide and creates an explosion on the area. They exchange shots, but Tighten gets the upper hand when he flies above Bizarro and unleashes a huge beam from his eyes.
Tighten: Zap! Zap!
Bizarro counters with his Telescopic X-Ray vision, but was outmatched as Tighten forces his beam down due to higher ground. Bizarro was overwhelmed and was hit a couple of times. Bizarro decided to dodge Tighten's heat vision, but was hit nonetheless due to his clumsiness. Bizarro was knocked over to a broken building.
Bizarro: Bizarro vision make Blue Curly Man happy!
Bizarro using the blue star's energy that he received, started to replicate himself.
Tighten: Olly olly oxen free!
Tighten spotted Bizarro moving out from the building.
Tighten: Gotcha!
Tighten shot Bizarro with his heat vision and disintegrated him.
Tighten: Huh? That killed him? Yes! I knew I had it in me!
Just then, someone taps him on the shoulder from behind.
Tighten: Huh?
As Tighten turns around, he was face with a knuckle sandwich and stumbles in the air. He shakes his head and saw Bizarro waving at him.
Tighten: What the!? Didn't you just explode a minute ago?
Tighten is soon surrounded by Bizarros.
Tighten: What is this? What's going on!?
The Bizarros dogpile Tighten in the air, bringing him down to the ground.
Tighten: Get, get off of ME!
Tighten's eyes glow red as he burst out from being overwhelmed and disintegrates the Bizarros. However, more Bizarros, like zombies, relentlessly continues to assault Tighten. The latter began shooting at them in panic.
Tighten: (Panicking) Stay back!
The real Bizarro shoot his arctic vision at the frightened Tighten.
Tighten: Hey!?
Tighten's leg was frozen solid, he began shaking it off and broke free from it. However, the remaining Bizarros follows suit to the original and does the same, as they all shoot Tighten with their arctic vision in unison.
Tighten: ACK!
The freezing, slowly halted Tighten's movements. The brute with the curly hair continues to panic as he randomly shot at his freezing body parts with his heat vision to free them, but was in vain, as the Bizarros freezes them back with their arctic vision after Tighten have done so.
Tighten: (Panicking) Okay! Okay! You win alright! You win!
Bizarro: Bizarro not win!
Bizarro took it the wrong way and continues firing his arctic vision at Tighten as the rest followed. Tighten was soon completely frozen in place, becoming a block of ice as the Bizarro clones disintegrate after overexerting themselves.
Bizarro: Blue Curly Man look pretty hot.
Tighten's eyes began to flare inside the frozen state.
Bizarro: Oh... me like pretty light.
But as Tighten was about to unleash his heat vision to free himself, Bizarro strongly attempts to reach the pretty light with his hand by going right through his opponent's head by grabbing it, shattering Tighten’s head to pieces in the process, killing him.
Bizarro: Huh? Where pretty light go?
K.O!
Bizarro searches for the pretty light in his surroundings and lifted his frozen nemesis headless corpse from the ground. Haven't found what he was looking for, Bizarro casually throws the frozen corpse as it completely shatters into pieces upon impact. Bizarro scratches his head and flew off to parts unknown.
Results[]
(*Cues: Injustice 2 - Fortress of Solitude*)
Boomstick: Now that was a titanic battle! Who knew these buffoons could put up an epic fight!
Wiz: Indeed. Both showed incredible power. Their sheer strength, speed, and durability was fairly similar at first glance.
Boomstick: However, it's more than meets the eye.
Wiz: Both could topple skyscrapers, and throw around objects with ease. And when it came to overpowering each other, they seem to be pretty dead even, but base on their feats, we can tell that Bizarro is way stronger than Tighten. Although Bizarro's exact magnitude of strength is unspecified, he has shown terrific feats in the category by moving a mountain, casually hold his own against Superman, who can lift an entire building with little to no effort, and sometimes even overpowers him in their fight.
Boomstick: Their speed and reaction was also a bit close, but... as both are capable of catching up with their thrown object, and move at blur speed, Tighten is more flexible and agile than Bizarro, seeing as he casually juggles Roxanne through traffic while perfectly avoiding being runover by a vehicle and all.
Wiz: However, Bizarro is way faster when it comes to speed, as he took out most of the Justice League in a matter of minutes, and casually kept pace with Superman who at his maximum, could fly faster around at the speed of light, or greater.
Boomstick: Yup! And Bizarro also tied a race with Professor Zoom, you know, that guy who looks similar to Flash who can also exceed his own speed to the point of breaking the sound barrier! Even with a diminished mind, Bizarro is capable of keeping up with his opponent, while Tighten on the other hand, is just plain reckless.
Wiz: And their invulnerability is almost on par with each other.
Boomstick: Keyword: Almost.
Wiz: Right. At first glance these two were of seemingly similar aspects, durability included.
Boomstick: However, Bizarro is above Tighten. Despite Bizarro's dense skin not being on par with Superman, Bizarro survived a greater explosion than Tighten, and was even unflinching when tanking Superman, Wonder Woman, and Solomon Grundy's punches. Not to mention, Bizarro has way more abilities at his disposal in taking down the mad titan.
Wiz: Precisely. Bizarro has other options in dealing Tighten using his uncanny abilities than relying solely on brute force alone. Bizarro also have the edge in experience fighting other super-powered beings or meta-humans, as Bizarro casually fought them on a daily basis.
Boomstick: Bizarro's twisted behavior also helps in confusing his opponent. And since Tighten is dumb, he couldn't understand and keep up with Bizarro's weirdness.
Wiz: Although Tighten does share the same powers as his original, Metro Man, who probably has the same capabilities as the original he was base from, Superman, however, Tighten doesn't have the knowledge on using more of his inner powers due to his lack of training and interest.
Boomstick: Furthermore, by Tighten's own selfishness and stupidity, he neglected further studying and utilizing more of his powers. And due to his cowardice, he panicked when facing someone of equal caliber. Which greatly aided his downfall.
Wiz: Though, Bizarro also lacks capability in using his full potential, however, he has shown from time to time in utilizing his vast powers like the original, slowly getting around them and holding his own. And despite having the odds stacked against him, Bizarro doesn't back down from a fight so easily. Unless otherwise being told so.
Boomstick: As long as Tighten learned how to smash, zap, peek, and fly, he thought he could solve any problems with just the basics, combined with brute force and rage.
Wiz: Anger and pure brawn aren't the only solutions in winning every time. And Tighten seemed to forget this fact every time he faces Megamind, preferring to rely most on brute force. Bizarro on the other hand, although also lacking in the brain department, slowly understood his purpose and learned from experience.
Boomstick: What is his purpose again?
Wiz: Err... causing trouble and giving Superman head-aches?
Bizarro: Me am causing no trouble.
Boomstick: Hmm... I can agree to that.
Bizarro: Me disagree with you.
Wiz: Tighten may have been agile and flexible, but he couldn't compete with Bizarro's superior strength, speed, durability, experience, skills, and unique abilities.
Boomstick: Bizarro was just too bizarre for Tighten to handle.
Wiz: The winner is Bizarro.
Comparison[]
Bizarro[]
- +Stronger
- +Faster
- +More Durable
- +More Experience
- +More Skilled
- +Better Abilities
Tighten[]
- +More Agile
- +More Flexible
- +Longer Range
Trivia[]
- The connection between Bizarro and Tighten is that both are super-powered dumb brutes that were the result of duplication from a powerful being, created by smart individuals and use them to their own gain, and have seemingly have similar powers and capabilities.
- The blue defender; Megamind, made a brief cameo.