Bizarro vs. SMG3

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"In evil, there is good... Just don’t cross them the wrong way."

Bizarro vs. SMG3 is a What-If battle. It pits Bizarro, Superman’s backwards clone, against SMG3, rival to SMG4 in a battle between comedic anti-hero doppelgängers. This is Ethaneyu 183’s third battle.

Description

DC vs SMG4! Whether they may be ally or enemy, these two doppelgängers are not to be messed with! But in the arena, who shall come out on top; the Dolt of Steel or the antagonist of the YouTube Arc?

Interlude

(Wiz and Boomstick)

Wiz: Bizarro, the flawed backwards-speaking clone to Superman.

Boomstick: And SMG3, arch-nemesis to SMG4 and the 3rd Meme Guardian of the SMG4verse.

Wiz: These two doppelgängers are the opposites to the hero in every way, and they revel in what they do. Regardless if they fill the role of ally or enemy, they shall always remain an ever-present force in their respective universes, feared by many and always seek to oppose their good counterpart and those that follow them. They might not be the most serious villains, but underestimating them is something many have done... and very few have survived.

Boomstick: And now we’re here to see which one is the better of the two in this doppelgänger duel! He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!

Wiz: And it’s our jobs to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who can win a DEATH BATTLE!

Bizarro, Here To Destroy Htead Elttab!

Wiz: Flying through the skies of Metropolis, spreading truth, justice and the American way, Superman is one of fiction’s most popular superhero.

Boomstick: You probably know him as the guy who killed Goku. Anyway, Supes has made plenty of hard-hitting enemies, from Atomix to Darkseid, to the more scheming foes, like Lex Luthor.

Wiz: But like most superheroes like him, a hero is never complete without his yang, his doppelgänger. And while you’d expect a powerful, yet cunning to match the hero, you’d be a bit surprised that the clone to match Superman, is a bumbling, yet surprisingly strong Bizarro.

Bizarro: Me am Bizarro! Do not fear, me am here to destroy you!

Boomstick: Hmmm, something seems a bit off about him...

Wiz: Of course there’s something wrong about him, considering that he was born in a laboratory by one of Superman’s worst enemies, Lex Luthor.

BACKGROUND

• First Appearance: Superboy #68 October 1958.
• Age: Unknown.
• Alter ego: El-Kal/Kent Clark.
• Failed clone of Superman.
• Has a backwards sense of logic.
• Lives in Bizarro World.
• Is well-liked and pitied among the DC fan base.

Boomstick: Y’see, Luthor, as you probably know, is Superman’s worst enemy. But every single time he tried to develop a weapon or plan to destroy the boy-scout once and for all, it doesn’t work.

Wiz: And so Lex began to scheme, and came up with a plan; develop his very own Man of Steel via cloning. And so he did, using a duplication ray.

Boomstick: Except, Lexy wasn’t happy with the fact that the first one, who was actually Bizarro-to-be, was pretty flawed, and decided to scrap it.

(Pop-Up: Bizarro actually got his name from when Luthor’s assistant described the grotesque travesty of Bizarro as, "Bizzare, oh.")

Boomstick: Yup, another story where a bad guy tries to clone a superhero. Don’t they every learn that creating a superhero clone, and then trying to kill it never works out! Anyway, despite Luthor’s attempt to 'dispose' of Bizarro, it didn’t work. Because he survived, and took it upon himself to copy Superman’s heroic actions and save the day... with some pretty bad peer results.

Wiz: As it turns out, Bizarro has a bit of a backward sense of logic. For example, 'I am here to kill you' to him means 'I am here to save you' in Bizarro’s sense of logic, or punching a bus to save an old lady from getting run over. But he doesn’t actually want to hurt people. He’s just misguided.

Boomstick: Just like my mama Boomstick when she played Candy Crush. Naturally, having a really ugly clone of Superman flying around and punching buses hasn’t exactly made his image too good, and plenty of heroes have faced them, including the one and only Boy Scout himself. But luckily for him, being the clone of Superman and all, he’s got some pretty neat powers to beat some do-gooders up.

POWERS AND ABILITIES

• Strength, speed and durability on par with Superman's
• Immunity to Kryptonite
• Unaffected by other negative forms of kryptonite; including Red.
• Arctic Vision
  • Can emit and release a powerful concentrated amount of cold steam from his eyes, as well as shoot ice beams from them.
• Heat/Fire Breath
  • Can produce and spray super-heated plasma or lava-like fluid from his mouth through exhalation
• Vacuum Breath
  • Can suck in air with immense power
  • This often allows the user to draw people and objects towards them
• Super Vision
  • Has X-ray vision that can "only see through lead"
  • Has telescopic vision which allows Bizarro to see a "short distance behind his head"
  • Has microscopic vision which makes objects "actually smaller to everyone"
  • "Telescopic X-ray vision" which caused Bizarro to shoot x-rays from his eyes from "fifty miles around"
• (instead of a healing factor that can heal himself) Pieces of his body can heal a human.
• Bizarro Vision
  • Can replicate new lifeforms from his own body mass or that of his opponents, leaving his opponents weakened
  • Only works if Bizarro’s under a blue sun

(cut to Wiz and Boomstick)

Wiz: Being the backwards clone of Superman should no doubt give him strength, speed and durability comparable to Supes, and more. Including some... backwards powers.

Boomstick: Instead of having Heat Vision like Supes, he has Arctic Vision, which can freeze stuff in an instant! As well as Heat Breath, which allows Bizarro to puke some super-hot plasma from his mouth, Vacuum Breath, which can bring any foe or/and objects close to him, and Super-Vision, which only allows him to see through lead. And nothing else. God, this guy really is backwards Superman.

Wiz: He has Telescopic Vision, which enables Bizarro the ability to 'see a short distance behind his head', microscopic vision which makes objects "actually smaller to everyone", whatever that means, and if he’s under a Blue Sun, Bizarro gains Bizarro Vision, which allows him to replicate new lifeforms from his own body mass or that of his foes, weakening them. Like this.

(Wiz takes out a ray-gun and pulls the trigger, causing a ray of light to surround Boomstick. He spazzes out as multiple copies of himself emerge from his body. Wiz stops the ray.)

Wiz: How do you feel?

Boomstick: Ugh... Like I’ve just been flipped inside out.

Boomzarrostick 1: Goodbye, me am Boomzarrostick, bad to meet you! (Holds out hand as if asking to shake it)

Boomzarrostick 2: Hey, me am also Boomzarrostick!

(The second backwards clone of Boomstick greets the first with a handshake as the real Boomstick and Wiz watch.)

Boomstick: Ok this is kinda weird. Wiz, can’t your fancy gadget of yours merge them back?

Wiz: I guess so, though fair warning that the side-effects of the reversal-

Boomstick: Just do it already!

(Wiz reconfigures the device and aims it at Boomstick again.)

Wiz: Alright, just watch out.

(He fires the ray again and Boomstick spazzes out once again as the copies merge back into him.)

Wiz: Hey, you holding up ok?

Boomstick: (now with slightly paler skin) *groans* Yep, totally... Thanks for that Wiz...

(He collapses on the floor.)

Wiz: Hmm, may need to figure out how to fix that little issue.

STRENGTH

• Should be on par with Superman
• Pummelled the Human Bomb to death
• Managed to actually break Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth
  • Proceeded to beat Wonder Woman to near death
• Matched Non in physical combat
  • Non could overpower Superman in terms of brute strength
• Threw Black Lantern Solomon Grundy into the sun
• Easily lifted a large satellite
• Along with Black Adam, flew up through the ground into a WayneTech building
• Slammed Blockbuster into the ground, breaking stone
• Threw Deathstroke through a lead wall
• Breaks through "six inches of omnium glass"
• Tore up a room he was being held in
• Heavily damaged Artemis with an attack
  • Artemis was able to push back Wonder Woman, although Wonder Woman is still stronger
• Smashes into the ground, sending two cars flying with the shockwave
• Carried a large plane casually
• Easily destroys a fighter jet
• Lifted and threw a helicopter he froze
• Punched through a mountain to create a path

SPEED

• Should be on par with Superman
• Caught up to fighter jets, destroys them, and returns to a cargo plane he was carrying before it falls
• Flew Akila above the earth in a few seconds
• Can keep up with Professor Zoom in a race
  • Zoom has been shown to match and sometimes slightly surpass Barry Allen in speed
    • Barry Allen is fast enough to keep up with and sometimes outrun Superman
• Circled the globe, tackled Black Lantern Solomon Grundy, and threw him into the sun in seconds
• Can keep up with light-timers

DURABILITY

• Should be on par with Superman.
• When he and Superman switched minds, tanked a hit from Superman that sends him (apparently) through the Earth's core
  • According to scientific research in recent years, the Earth's core is about 10,800 degrees Fahrenheit
• Is unaffected by the Human Bomb's explosions
  • Said explosions killed Polaris and blasted away several villains like Deathstroke, Sinestro, Doctor Light, and Cheetah
• Tanked a hit from Blockbuster
• Got hit by Batman with a Kryptonite ring and was fine
• Able to take a few hits from Mazahs, although he dies shortly after
  • Mazahs was able to overpower Ultraman, an alternate universe version of Superman
• Tanked gunfire with no real damage
• Tanked bullets from Jason Todd's gun, which Jason says are strong enough to pierce tank armor
• Is barely pierced by Artemis' axe
• Tanked a strong hit from Artemis
• No sells a missile exploding on him

Wiz: Anywho, Bizarro not only has the powers of Superman being his clone and all, but he also has the strength equivalent to him.

Boomstick: He could sometimes match Superman in fights, pummelled the Human Bomb to his death, and even managed to break Wonder Woman’s Lasso Of Truth!

Wiz: The same lasso used to help pull the Earth alongside Superman and was said to be completely unbreakable. Not only that, but he then proceeded to nearly beat Wonder Woman to death.

Boomstick: And this is the same wonder chick who took 3 Infinite Mass Punches from Zoom, A.K.A Reverse Flash, and just kept on going!

Wiz: Speaking of whom, at one point Bizarro kept up with Zoom in a race. Zoom can outspeed Barry Allen, who could run at more than 6 billion miles per hour!

Boomstick: Damn! Bizarro can also catch up with fighter jets, wreck them and flew back to catch a cargo plane he was holding before it even fell!

Wiz: Not to mention he’s also fast enough to circle the globe, tackle Solomon Grundy as his time as a Black Lantern, and throw him into the sun within seconds!

Boomstick: Hot damn! And it’s no doubt that his durability can also stack up pretty well as well. He could easily tank gunfire like nothing, as well as bullets from Jason Todd! Y’know, the Red Hood who got head-patted to death in one of our Death Battles? And those were said to pierce tank armor!

Wiz: At one point, when Superman and Bizarro switched minds, he got hit so hard that he was send through the Earth’s core and apparently into China. According to recent studies, the Earth’s core can reach temperatures up to 10,800 degrees Fahrenheit!

Boomstick: He even got punched directly in the tits by Batman with a Kryptonite ring, and he was fine!

Wiz: This brings us to one of the advantages that Bizarro has over Superman: his immunity to Kryptonite.

KRYPTONITE IMMUNITY

• Green Kryptonite Immunity
• He is also immune to negatives forms of Kryptonite:
  • Such as Red and Gold
• In some iterations, Bizarro even strengthens with Kryptonite

Wiz: Bizarro, being the backwards clone of Superman, is not only immune to the effects of Green Kryptonite, but is also immune to other forms of Kryptonite, such as Red Kryptonite and Gold Kryptonite. Red Kryptonite can make Kryptonians prone to negative emotions, such as anger.

Boomstick: And Gold Kryptonite basically makes people like Supes unable to absorb sunlight, which brings us to another thing that Bizarro 1-ups Superman in: Bizarro doesn’t rely on sunlight to fuel his powers like some plant dude. He just does! So if you’re a bald egotistical businessman thinking about draining his powers like you did to another blue-clothed superguy, you’re out of luck.

FEATS

• In his first ever appearance, attempted to "kill" Superman
• After being recreated by Lex Luthor, tried and failed to match Superman's heroics
• Temporarily joined the Secret Society of  Super Villains to battle the Justice League and Captain Comet
• Created the Bizarro version of the Justice League
• Once went on a cross-country trip with Jimmy Olson
• Participated in a war between the alien worlds Rann and Thanagar
• Has encountered Solomon Grundy on multiple occasions
• Member of Legion of Doom.
• First resident and ruler of planet htraE, also known as Bizarro World.
• Punched through a mountain to create a path
• Can carry a large plane easily
• Defeated Superman, Wonder Woman, Artemis, Non, etc.

Wiz: With all that, it’s no surprise that Bizarro can easily keep up with some of DCverse’s heaviest hitters. He’s fought against Superman multiple times, so it should be reasonable that he should scale to him.

Boomstick: He’s broken Wondey’s lasso, you know, the one that’s supposedly unbreakable, and created his own version of the Justice League called... the Bizarro League. Jeez, real creative there pal.

Wiz: He’s participated in a war between the alien worlds Rann and Thanagar, had multiple encounters with Solomon Grundy, and once punched through a mountain just to clear a path.

Boomstick: (whistles) Now I can see how he can keep up with the big blue Boy Scout. Also, he’s tanked attacks against the Human Bomb, whose explosions killed a guy named Polaris, and blasted away other powerful villains away such as Sinestro and Cheetah!

Wiz: And in more recent DC comics, such as in 'Red Hood and the Outlaws', he has even shown some level of technical skill when he was shown repairing a gadget. So he’s isn’t exactly just a dumb, beast of a clone. He does have his moments of genius, despite his persisting inability to speak properly. Which reminds us again that Bizarro, for all he’s done, is still flawed.

WEAKNESSES

• Is vulnerable to Blue Kryptonite.

• Exposure to blue Kryptonite radiation drains away Bizarro's strength.

• > Prolonged exposure will ultimately kill him.

• Bizarro’s backwards philosophy combined with mental instability and retardation makes him frequently perform irrational acts.

• Has a childlike mentality.

• Can easily be tricked and manipulated.

• Does not absorb sunlight the same way Superman does.
  • Although this sometimes act as an advantage to him.

• Sometimes depicted as physically or mentally deteriorating due to flaws from the cloning process that created him.

• Can be misunderstood sometimes.

• > Sometimes does want to do good only to mess things up.

• Bizarro’s logic is flawed and can be exploited once understood.

• According to Superman, Bizarro's fractured mind prevents him from reaching his full potential.

Wiz: Although Bizarro may be immune to green Kryptonite, he is however vulnerable to blue Kryptonite. And being exposed to it for a prolonged period of time can kill him.

Boomstick: Yeah, and his mentality... isn’t exactly the most mature. It’s more like a child, meaning he can be easily manipulated, and he’s been tricked more times than my shotgun leg accidentally went off. Trust me, that happens a LOT of times.

Wiz: Too many times for my liking. Bizarro’s backwards philosophy combined with mental instability and retardation makes him frequently perform irrational acts, and his backwards logic can be exploited once fully understood.

Boomstick: And there’s also the fact that despite being Superman’s first clone, it doesn’t mean that he can fully use his powers.

Wiz: Right. Despite Bizarro being stronger than Superman, as he said once, the way his brain works, or doesn’t, prevents him from reaching his full potential.

Boomstick: Still, Biz has been through thick and thin throughout his journey as a villains, and even helped Superman and his friends a few times. Although he still goes back to being a villain, thanks to that logic of his.

Wiz: Even though he may be seen as a villain sometimes, Bizarro will always work towards what is right, and fight for justice... even if his meaning of justice isn’t the same as ours.

Bizarro: Me no am Superman. You am Superman. Superman save Lois.

Lois: You ARE a hero!

SMG3 Deletes Death Battle!

Boomstick: Ok Wiz, Imma need you to do one thing for me.

Wiz: Uh... ok?

Boomstick: Ok, picture the Mushroom Kingdom, y’know where a certain tubby plumber goes around saving the princess from a certain fire-breathing turtle guy?

Wiz: Uh huh.

Boomstick: Ok, now picture that, but toss in a shit ton of memes and twisted sense of humour, and the inhabitants of said kingdom were on 50 tons of cocaine and ate a butt-load of Tide-Pods.

Wiz: Uh, where are you going with this?

Boomstick: Just hang on. NOW imagine the plumber as a guy who often swears, kills without discrimination and likes to get naked. If you’re thinking that, great, cause that is the wacky and weird world of SMG4.

Wiz: Well I guess you’re not wrong. The SMG4verse is, an odd one to say the least, chock full of random memes and homicidal maniacs and references.

Boomstick: It is, in a word, absolutely beautiful, that world. But as it turns out, even memes can die in the world of SMG4.

Wiz: Usually when they lose popularity and/or fall out of the internet’s eye, they get transported to the Meme Graveyard, an entire dimension dedicated to housing the memes that are no longer popular anymore.

Boomstick: And ruling the place is a guy wearing black overalls and a blue shirt and cap with a skull on front. Who’s this guy you ask? Well, he’s the one and only SuperMarioGlitchy3.

Wiz: Also known as SMG3.

BACKGROUND

• Full Name: SuperMarioGlitchy/MemeGuardian3.
• Height: 5'1".
• 1st Appearance: SMG4 vs SMG3 (October 29, 2011).
• Voiced by James Bailey.
• Former therapist.
• Born from a supernatural USB stick.
• Head of Snitch Productions.
• He’s the captain now.

Boomstick: But before he was ruler of the dead meme dimension, SMG3 was born from a supernatural USB that fell from outer space during a cosmic event, just like his arch-rival, later frenemy SMG4 and two other people called SMG1 and SMG2.

Wiz: However unlike SMG4, SMG3's USB was meant to crash into the Internet Graveyard, but got teleported to the Mushroom Kingdom in the main Mario world thanks to a virus named Zero.

Boomstick: Best remember that cause that will be important later on. Anywho, after he landed, he came out to see SMG4 filming Mario and Bowser doing a stupid dance, and after SMG4 called him stupid for no reason at all, he started to chase after him.

Wiz: Starting a rivalry that will last up to near a decade.

Boomstick: Talk about a friendly rivalry. Reminds me of when we first met Wiz, remember that?

Wiz: Unfortunately yes. And the rivalry wasn’t exactly 'friendly' at the time. At some point, he enrolled at meme school alongside SMG4. Throughout his time at meme school, he was constantly pushed over by SMG4’s popularity and how good he was at making memes, earning SMG4 better results and more attention that SMG3 could only dream of. This ignited SMG3's intense hatred for SMG4, becoming obsessed with trying to become as famous as, or more famous, than his arch-nemesis.

Boomstick: And what better way to start it off than fragrantly plagiarising his videos! It... didn’t work out for him, at all.

SMG4!Mario: Magic throw! (throws the note away from the castle in SMG3's direction)

SMG3: Finally to get out of here! (runs offscreen)

(The note follows SMG3 offscreen)

SMG3: (offscreen) OW! Papercut! Dopple down dopple down! I GOT A BOO BOO!! MEDIC!

Boomstick: Man, what a wuss.

Wiz: In the end, SMG3 ultimately lost the fight and was thrown out of his hideout. As a result of having his chance at fame stolen from him, SMG3 became SMG4's arch-enemy, not stopping his evil acts until he was successful at destroying the YouTuber's reputation and life.

Boomstick: And he’s got the stuff to do it too!

WEAPONS

• Firearms
• Koopa Clown Car
• Bullet Bill launcher
• Twin Katanas
• The Nightmare Stone
  • This thing can trap people in nightmares, strike them with lightning and even resurrect the dead

POWERS

• With these abilities, SMG3 can:
  • Create illusions
  • Create light sabers
  • Create an arena to fight in
  • Shoot purple spheres of energy
  • Blast people with purple lance spears
  • Teleport
  • Fly

Boomstick: He’s got a whole array of weapon and abilities! He’s got a bunch of guns to use, as well as a Koopa Clown Car ripped straight from Super Mario World.

Wiz: He carries around a Bullet Bill Launcher, twin katanas in case of close combat, and the Nightmare Stone. This artefact allows SMG3 to trap people in nightmares, strike them with lightning and even resurrect the dead, like they never even died in the first place. But it’s not just a bunch of weapons and a bootleg Infinity Stone he has.

Boomstick: That’s right! 3’s got a whole bunch of fancy powers he gained over the years. He can create illusions, create non-copyrightable lightsabers, and even a whole damn arena!

Wiz: Not only that, but he can also create purple lance spears and shoot purple balls of energy, as well as teleport.

Boomstick: And guess what? This ain’t even his final form! Yes I’m using a dead meme, and I don’t give a f!

Wiz: In the episode titled 'Spells n' Wizards', SMG3 gained the Negative Form, which is basically like Super Sonic, but inverted colours.

NEGATIVE FORM

• Is a supercharged version of SMG3 colored in a photo-negative color scheme.
• Activated when he is extremely angry over something.
• In this form, he has the power to fly and shoot electric bolt projectiles.

Wiz: Usually, he activates this form whenever he’s extremely angry over something, like an insult. In this form, SMG3 gains the power of flight, and the ability to fire electrical bolts. However, he was defeated when SMG4 decided to use his ultimate attack... Wingardium Leviosa.

Boomstick: Wait wait wait wait, hold it! You’re telling me that this guy, who can fly and shoot lightning, was defeated by a crappy little spell. Come on, there is NO way that’s actually tru-

(Shows Negative SMG3 getting blasted and Hobowarts exploding)

Boomstick: -hHHOLY SHIT! DAMN! Well... screw me I guess.

Wiz: And speaking of SMG4, SMG3 has actually beaten him in combat before, in 'I Can’t Believe It’s Not SMG4!', and fought him and others before multiple times. Meaning he should scale to him, and proxy SMG4!Mario, whom SMG4 has traded blows with plenty of times and stalemated in every WOTFI event so far.

Boomstick: Mario and SMG4 have plenty of moments that show planet busting levels of strength and faster-than-light speeds. One of them being that SMG4 managed to dodge Sanic, and Base Form Sanic has been said to go at 12x the speed of light!

(Pop-Up: Mario also ran from the Earth to the Sun in just 4 seconds, and SMG4 has frequently outpaced him before. So SMG3 should reasonable scale to this.)

Wiz: And let’s not forget to mention the fact that SMG4, SMG4!Mario and plenty others have survived the Earth blowing up. Multiple times in fact!

Boomstick: The list of things that destroyed the Earth is pretty frigging long, ranging from Fishy Boopkins’ singing, to Bowser exerting his fabulousness. Heck, SMG3 has probably survived these as well!

Wiz: Which brings us to SMG3’s most useful quality: the ability to basically survive anything thrown at him, which is quite common throughout the Mushroom Kingdom.

Boomstick:He’s survived jumping off a skyscraper, having multiple swords impaled through him (while being setting on fire), nukes dropped point-blank on him, total disintegration. The list goes on, and he seems to be able to heal from those, between episodes, and when the camera just cuts away for a bit!

Wiz: All those things are pretty good, but they pale in comparison to SMG3’s most useful and powerful weapon of all; the YouTube remote.

(SMG3 drops Fishy Boopkins onto the ground. He smiles sinisterly as he hold the YouTube Remote in front of him.)

SMG3: Checkmate.

YOUTUBE REMOTE

• Time Manipulation
  • Time Freezing
  • Time Rewinding
  • Time Travel
    • Can erase people from existence by having someone else replace their role in continuity.
• Changes people's voice and language.
• Can bring characters to life from YouTube videos.
• Can mute people.
• Downgrade the quality of someone or something
• Can banish people to the Internet Graveyard.
• Oof Button Monster Summoning.

(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick)

Wiz: While this remote may not seem like much at first, it’s pretty handy when SMG3 got his hands on it during the YouTube Arc. I just so happen to acquire this very remote right here.

(He fishes in his lab coat pockets and pulls out the YouTube Remote. Boomstick began to eye it.)

Wiz: Now this remote can-

Boomstick: YOINK! (snatches the YouTube Remote).

Wiz: What the- Hey! Give that back! (Starts reaching for the Remote.)

Boomstick: (holds Wiz back using his hand) Oh relax, I got this. Anyway, as Wiz was saying, this thing is basically the Swiss-Army of remote. It can freeze people...

(Boomstick points the remote at Wiz and presses a button. A 'Pause' symbol appears in the corner of the screen as Wiz stops moving.)

Boomstick: -Rewind time...

(He presses another button and Wiz rewinds. Boomstick presses the 'Pause' button again and Wiz starts to speak again.)

Wiz: -Hey! Give that ba-

(Boomstick pauses him again.)

Boomstick: -Mute people, like bitchy princesses or annoying co-hosts...

(Boomstick un-pauses Wiz and mutes him. Wiz tries to talk, but can’t due to Boomstick muting him.)

Boomstick: -And even change the language that they speak!

(Boomstick presses another button and unmutes Wiz again.)

Wiz: (*Spanish*) Me desactivas el silencio ahora mismo- (Covers his mouth)

(Boomstick laughs at him before Wiz snatches the remote back from him and changes his language back to English. An very annoyed and slightly pissed Wiz glares at the laughing Boomstick. His robotic hand shapeshifts and morphs into a taser and starts to buzz, Wiz jams it into Boomstick causing him to spaz out in pain before collapsing onto the floor.)

Boomstick: Ok... That... was a bit... mean...

Wiz: (*Gives an 'I don’t care' look at him before clearing his throat*) Anywho, this isn’t the only things the YouTube Remote can do. But two of it’s most infamous abilities is to summon YouTube Oof Button Monsters to protect the remote user or banish them to the Internet Graveyard. The other one is to-

Boomstick -Literally erase people from existence, Thanos style!

Wiz: Well, SMG3 can’t just snap his fingers to erase people from existence. Usually one would have to replace the person in the continuity, resulting in the previous person being erased from the continuity entirely. This is what SMG3 did in the YouTube Arc, have his Anti-Gang (the counterparts of the SMG4 gang) replace them.

Boomstick: Well, until it was revealed that they weren’t dead! Just stuck in the Internet Graveyard. And after a few hijinks and one WOTFI style rap battle later, his abusive methods to the Anti-Gang were revealed and he was banished to the Internet Graveyard (y’know the place where he was supposed to land in), destined to live out in loneliness for his crimes... until a few weeks later it was revealed that he’s living the good life in there having become ruler of the place, livin' with Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time Banana and Trollface.

Wiz: With all that, it’s no wonder that he’s gained a long list of feats throughout his scuffles with the heroes, quest to rule the world and rid of SMG4 and the gang.

FEATS

• Convinced SMG4 and his friends to kill each other over 3 bucks
• Stole the Mushroom Kingdom's internet and reduced it to an apocalyptic wasteland
• Turned Waluigi back to normal using therapy, thus ending the Waluigi apocalypse
• Created Ztar and its only weakness: Good Star
• Created Crazy Koopa who effortlessly defeated Mario, SMG4, Bowser, and Wario all at once
• Created the Gauntlet of Gloom which incapacitated SMG4 and Mario and nearly killed Bowser
• Stole the Halberd and all of Dreamland's food while dressed as Darth Vader for some reason
• Ruled his own bootleg version of the Mushroom Kingdom
• Is insanely durable:
  • Was impaled multilple times and set on fire and acted as if he was unharmed
  • Jumped out of a skyscraper and survived
  • Took a Bob-omb point blank and was completely unharmed
  • Survived a nuke detonating on his head
  • Survived an explosion that destroyed Hobowarts
  • Endured 400,010,230 different forms of torture in a row
  • Came back from being disintegrated by the Wario Apparition
• Infiltrated and escaped Area 51 undetected.
• Briefly took over YouTube.
• Defeated SMG4 in combat.
• Manipulated Mario into helping him steal the YouTube Remote.
• Survived 4 floors of Mario's Challenge.
• Erased the SMG4 gang from existence.
• Defeated FM, Meta Knight, Mario, and Susan Wojcicki.

Wiz: He stole the entire Mushroom Kingdom’s Internet, reducing it into an apocalyptic wasteland straight from Mad Max, Stole the Halberd and all of Dreamland's food, and even infiltrated and escaped Area 51 without getting caught. You know, one of the U.S government’s most well protected facilities ever?

Boomstick: He’s survived 4 floors of Mario’s Challenge, which is basically just Takeshi’s Castle: Death Edition, created the very-similar Gauntlet of Gloom which nearly killed Bowser and knocked out SMG4 and Mario, and somehow convinced the gang to kill each other in a gladiator-style battle royale over three bucks. I mean, it’s pretty reasonable y’know? I’ve done much worse things for less.

Wiz: And I really don’t wanna find out WHAT exactly you did. He’s also a manipulative mastermind, consider that he managed to trick Mario into helping him steal the YouTube Remote from Susan Wob- W-Wobjci- Susan Wobwhatever, which it’s really impressive considering that she can effortlessly toss Mario like a ragdoll.

Boomstick: And as said before, with the help of his Anti-Gang, he managed to succeed in actually erasing most of the SMG4 gang from existence! But unfortunately as most things are, 3’s ain’t perfect. He’s got a long, LONG list of fails over the years.

FAULTS

• Obsessed with being better than SMG4.
  • Has kinda gotten over it.
• Can be a coward when cornered sometimes.
• Failed to kill Mario multiple times.
  • Even watched SMG4's video "101 ways for Mario to die (the right way!)" and still coudnl't figure out how to kill Mario.
• Has been constantly thwarted by SMG4 and Mario
• Bit of a jerk sometimes.
• Arrogant.
  • Has overcome this to a certain degree.
• Been banished to the Internet Graveyard.

Wiz: He can be arrogant, which has lead him to his downfall multiple times. Plus, his plans don’t exactly work most of the time, even when they start to actually work.

Boomstick: Yeah, guy’s a bit of a jerk, having betrayed his former partner-in-crime Bowser’s once. Not to mention that he really wants to beat SMG4 and be better than him. Like buying 2 million rocks to beat SMG4 buying 1 million rocks! Man, is he obsessed with him.

Wiz: Well fortunately for him and others, SMG3 has become a tad less antagonistic after his defeat at the hands of SMG4 and his friends. In fact, he even teamed-up with SMG4 during his 10 Year Anniversary Special to defeat Zero and prevent him from destroying all SMGs, and therefore, the whole multiverse.

Boomstick: Yeah remember that guy? He’s the one I said to remember earlier. Anywho, after saving the entire multiverse, SMG3 has actually learned to respect SMG4. Now that’s character development. Whether he may be friend or foe, SMG3 has truly proven himself a worthy adversary to SMG4, after all.

SMG3: SMG4... You’re alright for a mortal enemy.

Pre-Fight

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we’ve run the data through all possibilities! Let’s end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!

Fight

Location: Mushroom Kingdom

It was a peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom (which is rare since something crazy usually happens). The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and Mario was running around naked again.

Yup, just a typical Thursday afternoon.

Just a couple of miles behind from the castle in a thick forest, a yellowish portal opened up out of thin air, and from the portal walked a guy wearing a blue shirt with black overalls, as well as a blue cap with a skull on front of it. This was the ruler of the Internet Graveyard known as SMG3. He looks at his phone, which was tracking something.

SMG3: So according to this, it should be right...

He looks up from his phone to see who seems to be Omni-Man from the TV show Invincible standing around, except he looks glitchy, as well as a bit... blue. SMG3 smiles.

SMG3: Gotcha.

He started to slowly approach the corrupted meme, so as to not aggravate it. Suddenly, he heard something...

???: Me am here to destroy!

SMG3: Huh?

He looked up just in time to see a blurry mass fly at him so fast that he couldn’t react to it. He was knocked into a tree by the force of the mass so hard it created a mini sonic-boom, with said tree breaking upon SMG3 hitting it and fell down with a 'THUD'.

SMG3: Ow...

The mysterious figure looked at the downed SMG3, before looking back at the corrupted Omni-Man, who somehow didn’t notice the commotion behind him.

The figure, also known as the anti-hero Bizarro picked up the corrupted Omni-Man meme and held him over his head.

Bizarro: Me thinks you look familiar... Superman, is you? Bizarro save you from good-doer!

Bizarro then threw the overused Invincible meme like it was a paperweight. It flew through the air before it collided with a boulder. It drops onto the ground, and it starts up with the Microsoft shut-down noise before it explodes, but not without some last words.

Omni-Man: T-t-think Mark thin-think-think-think-thin-thin-thi-th-t-t-t-(*cue Microsoft error noise before exploding*)

The explosion had caused a tree to light on fire. One thing leads to another, and before anyone even knew, nearly half the forest was on fire. All the while, Bizarro watched proudly at his work, unaware of the destruction that he had unintentionally caused.

Bizarro: Another day complete. Me am not good at what I do!

SMG3: Hey, you!

Bizarro turned around to see SMG3, who had gotten back up on his feet. The ruler of the dead meme dimension glares at the clone of Superman.

Bizarro: You talking to Bizarro?

SMG3: Yes, I am. Because you just killed a corrupted meme which I was going to take back home! And who the heck are you supposed to be anyways, Frankenstein’s twin brother?

Bizarro: Me am Bizarro, worst hero ever! Me fights for lies, injustice, A-Merry-Can way. Me save Superman from bad blue guy.

SMG3: 'Bad blue guy'? Oh you- Hey look, pal. Just for that, Imma REALLY bring the beat down on you just for that!

SMG3 ran at Bizarro, before landing a hard blow directly at Bizarro’s face with his fist.

A few seconds pass, then...

SMG3: AH F***!!!!!!!!!!

The arch-rival of SMG4 dropped to the ground, grasping his hand in pain, which was cartoonishly pulsing in agony. He continued to roll on the ground in pain as Bizarro watches him, before punching him away again, and through yet another tree,

Bizarro smiled to himself as he starts to leave the ground, thinking that he had saved the day.

Bizarro: Me do bad. Job is complete.

But before he could fly away, he hears an angry 'Oh HELL NO!' behind him. He looks around to see SMG3 running towards him, katanas drawn.

SMG3: You ain’t going anywhere pal!

Bizarro clenches his fist, before beginning to wind it up as he prepares to attack his opponent.

Bizarro: Me destroy you anyway.

FIGHT!!

Bizarro flies towards his foe at impossibly fast speeds and swings his fist at him, ready to pummel SMG3. However, he somehow manages to dodge the attack and jumps on top of his head. He lands safely on the ground, just as Bizarro realises where his opponent went to and made an about-face turn.

Bizarro: You is slow...

He notices a tree just beside him, and gets an idea. He rips the tree from the ground, and heaves it over his shoulder, ready to throw it.

Bizarro: But Bizarro is even slower!

He tosses the tree at SMG3 like a javelin at high speeds. The Internet Graveyard ruler gave off a short girlish scream at this assault, before dropping his katanas on the ground and leaping out of the way before the tree slams into the area where SMG3 used to be.

Bizarro continued to uproot trees from the ground and hurl them at SMG3. The counterpart to SMG4 tries to dodge all the incoming lumber projectiles, all while consistently swearing each time he avoids getting hit.

SMG3: SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-!

After a hilarious sequence of him comedically ducking and dodging, he finally gets hit by a tree. The Smash Bros Knockout sound effect plays as SMG3 flies off a cliff, giving off a Goofy holler before a loud cartoonish thud is heard, indicating impact. Bizarro then starts to float away, but then he hears what seems to be a propeller.

He turns around to see SMG3 sitting in the Koopa Clown Car. He pulls out two machine guns from the floating vehicle and aims them at the grey-skinned anti-hero.

SMG3: FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!

He pulls the triggers and fires all the ammunition at Bizarro, who began to slowly walk towards SMG3 as the bullets harmlessly bounce off his skin and clothing.

Bizarro: Why is blue man so polite?

As Bizarro walked closer and closer to the Koopa Car, SMG3 suddenly heard the sound of empty clicking coming from his guns, meaning that he had ran out of ammo.

SMG3: ...Oh shit.

Suddenly, he hears something that sounds like metal crunching. He looks up to see Bizarro picking up the Koopa Car. He then smashes it onto the ground rapidly and repeatedly. This continues until the vehicle was extremely battered and wrecked. Bizarro then turned it over to the seat area to find SMG3...

...only to be met by a Bullet Bill to the face. This causes him to drop the car and stumble back not because he was injured, but out of shock. This gave SMG3 the opportunity, who somehow managed to not get any injuries from the repeated assault, to take advantage of this. He jumps out of the Koopa Car and kicked Bizarro in the chest, before punching him repeatedly all while quoting a famous Japanese meme:

SMG3: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-

Bizarro however, while stunned, was not hurt by the attacks. As SMG3 tries to land another hit, Bizarro suddenly grabs him by the leg, surprising him as the member of the Outlaws proceeds to lift him up and slam him into the ground multiple times. After a good few seconds of this, he them spins him over his head before throwing him away.

We cut to see SMG3, who was screaming until he noticed that he was fast approaching the back of Peach’s castle.

SMG3: Aw crap-

CRASH!

He crashed through the wall of the castle and lands in the gaming room, creating a giant hole in the wall. He started to sit back up, little cartoony stars flying around his head.

SMG3: Ouch... (shakes his head) Gah, this guy is tough! What can I even use to defeat him?!

He walks around trying to think of something to stop Bizarro. Suddenly, he steps on something.

SMG3: Huh?

He looks down to see a very familiar blue crystal the size of his thumb. He picks it up and examines it.

SMG3: Huh, haven’t seen this thing in a while...

Suddenly he gets an idea. He began to smile deviously. Then, he heard a loud 'THUD'. He quickly turns around to see Bizarro who had just landed in the large hole.

Bizarro: Blue man is tough...

His eyes start to glow blue, as he readies his Arctic Vision.

Bizarro: Bizarro make sure good-doer no get up again!

He activates his Arctic Vision, shooting light-blue beams of sub-zero temperature from his eyes. SMG3 quickly reacts to this, jumping out of the way of the beams, which freezes the couch. He continue to dodge the freeze beams which are quickly freezing everything in his way. As he jumps the beams, he points the Nightmare Stone at the Dolt of Steel.

SMG3: Gotcha bitch!

The Nightmare Stone glows and shoots a bolt of lightning at Bizarro, striking him directly in the forehead. He cries out in shock, deactivating his Arctic Vision to stumble back. He steadies himself, before seeing someone standing in front of Bizarro. This someone was a familiar muscular man, wearing a blue superhero outfit and a red cape with a giant S in the middle. Bizarro recognises this man.

Bizarro: Superman? Where is blue man?

The Man of Steel didn’t give Bizarro an answer, as he quickly zipped in front of him, before punching Bizarro into a wall so hard, he cratered it. 'Superman' then delivered even more blows to the Dolt of Steel before he could even try to get back up. This went on for a bit until Bizarro caught one of 'Superman’s' fists, before punching him away. He starts to turn the tables on the hero, repeatedly hitting him over and over again.

But just when he was about to land another hard blow to 'Superman', he dematerialised, shocking the grey skinned anti-hero. And in place of him was SMG3, who slammed a TV that he held in his hand right on his head.

Bizarro stumbles, as the arch-enemy to SMG4 quickly turns around and round-house kicks him in the face, actually knocking him back. SMG3 smugly taunts him.

SMG3: Ha! Feeling so confident now huh?

He starts to get closer to him, as he readies the Nightmare stone to blast him again. Suddenly he sees Bizarro grinning, confusing him.

SMG3: What the heck are you smiling abou-

...Until Bizarro quickly grabs the hand that’s holding the Nightmare Stone, and swiftly crushes it, both the hand and the crystal. SMG3 cries out in pain, as he steps back.

Bizarro: Pretty stone no help blue bad man now.

He then grabs the poor former villain by the overalls, and slams him into the floor multiple times, each impact causing the whole room to shake and quake, cracks forming and separating at the base of the castle. Bizarro slams SMG3 into the ground once more before holding him up by the neck. SMG3 looked battered and injured in many places all over his body, his face showing the most damage as it was covered in bruises.

Bizarro raises his fist, as if ready to finish the ruler of the Internet Graveyard off... but then he lowers his arm.

Bizarro: Bizarro no kill blue man. Blue man is not done.

And with that, he tosses him behind, causing him to hit the frozen couch and tumble behind it. Bizarro then starts to fly away, thinking that was a job well done (or not well done in Bizarro talk). Then...

SMG3: ......rrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

...A loud bang was heard as the Super Saiyan Power-Up noise plays, the immense power shakes the very foundation of the castle as Bizarro turns around just in time to see something fly up to him, and sock him in the face. This attack was so powerful that not only did it knock Bizarro back so hard it created a sonic-boom, but it actually, to his surprise, hurt Bizarro.

Bizarro: Huh? (Notices a bright light in front of him) What is pretty light?

He looks up to see a very, VERY pissed SMG3, except his entire colour scheme was inverted, and he had a glowing aura around him, like a Super Saiyan form. He was now Negative SMG3.

Negative SMG3: ALRIGHT THAT’S IT, NOW I’M REALLY MAD! I’M GOING TO END YOU!!!

He then screams louder and louder, just like when a Dragon Ball character is powering up. The aura around SMG3 starts to intensify. Realising this as a threat, Bizarro quickly tries to fire his Arctic Vision again to stall SMG3, but the now super-powered former villain rips out a large section of the castle wall and hurls it straight into the flawed clone’s face, stunning him and blocking the icy beams.

Negative SMG3 then rushes at him and throws a haymaker so powerful, that it launches Bizarro across the sky and towards a nearby city in the distance. He then follows after him, taking the fight elsewhere.

Meanwhile back at the castle, the door to the gaming room opens to reveal Tari, holding a copy of Super Smash Each Other In The Ass: R-Rated Edition. She cheerfully walks into the room, excited to play the game, only to drop the game in shock after looking at the totalled room.

Tari: Oh my goodness, what happened here?!

---

Location: Mushroom City.

In the Mushroom City, we see a young man with orange hair walk down the sidewalk, carrying a camera with him. He looked to his side to see the 'L is Real' Luigi punching Weegee multiple times before insulting him, only to get absolutely vaporised when Weegee shot lasers from his eyes.

Jimmy Olsen: Eep!

Weegee turned to look at him. His face paled as he quickly turned around and started to whistle, hoping that he didn’t notice him looking at the meme. Weegee squinted at the boy, before deciding he had better things to do. He teleported away Ultra Instinct style.

The reporter turned around, when he saw that the L Killer was gone, he breathed a sigh of relief before continuing walking.

Jimmy Olsen: (Thinking) This entire city is one heck of a tourist destination. Makes Metropolis look peaceful by comparison. I can see why Mr. White wanted me to cover this place.

He thought back to the words of his boss, Perry White before he was sent here.

---

Perry White (Flashback): ...Buck up Troupe! 'Plumbers: Heroes or Menaces?' Come on! Writing’s good, just a crap headline. Now listen up Olsen! With Kent on leave, I’m gonna need you to go to Mushroom City, find an exclusive angle to these plumbers and their friends. This is a news goldmine, and damn if we’re- YOU’RE going to miss it! Well, what are you waiting for? Go, scram!

---

He rolled his eyes to the flashback. Classic Perry to just say that-

BANG-CRASH!!!

Suddenly, he hears a loud bang, followed by the shattering of glass. The citizens and Jimmy looked up to see something slam straight through a skyscraper. He quickly grabbed his camera and focused in on the figure. He squinted at it, seeing another blur fly up to the previous figure and seemingly hit him, as it was quickly hurling towards...

His eyes widened as he ducked to the side, just in time for Negative SMG3 to slam into the ground where he used to be, causing a massive crater and the ground to shake.

The people who gathered around to see the sight above them screamed and ran off. Negative SMG3 started to get back up, when suddenly Bizarro flew down to him, punching him so hard, it kicked up a large dust cloud.

The clone started to throw multiple rapid punches at the Internet Graveyard ruler. However when he reels his arm back to pummel him again, SMG3’s fists charge with lightning.

He raises his hands as yellowish electricity shoots out and instantly coursed through Bizarro’s body. He screamed in pain as SMG3 quotes yet another reference.

Negative SMG3: UNLIMITED POWEEERRRRR!

Bizarro steps back in pain as SMG3 starts to get back on his feet and start to approach the grey-skinned clone. Then, Bizarro suddenly puked red-hot lava onto him, causing him to stop shooting lightning from his hands. He somehow lit on fire as he cried out in pain, grasping his burning face.

Negative SMG3: AHHH F*** I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE, HOLY SHIT!!

He paused, before taking a raw chicken leg from his pocket and holding it above his burning head. The chicken leg started to smoke before turning into a fried chicken leg, with a chicken clucking in the background. He took a bite out of it.

Negative SMG3: Hmmm... tasty.

He was interrupted when Bizarro’s fist met with his face, causing his head to get knocked off. The headless body of SMG3 was silent for a second before somehow speaking up again.

Negative SMG3: Dude... uncool.

Bizarro naturally, was confused as to how his opponent was still alive.

Bizarro: Bizarro confused, how blue man can survive-

WHACK!

He was once again interrupted when SMG3 grabbed his head on the floor and smashed it against Bizarro, stunning him briefly before fitting it back onto his shoulders.

Negative SMG3: Ha! Take that!

The flawed clone of Superman stumbled back, little Superman symbols circling around his head before he shakes it off, but Negative SMG3 quickly lands a powerful uppercut that launches him into the air. SMG3 quickly follows after him, flying up into the air.

There, the two doppelgängers fly through the air, throwing fisticuffs at each other while crashing through multiple buildings as citizens ran for the hills. And hiding behind a park bench watching the action unfold was none other Jimmy Olsen. He looked around to see no one and pulled back back his sleeve to reveal his personal Superman watch. He pressed a button at the side, emitting a extremely high frequency from the watch.

He waits...

...

...

...

...

...

...but nothing happens.

Jimmy’s expression shifts to confusion. He presses the button again as Negative SMG3 and Bizarro crash through yet another building. He looked around, seemingly waiting for something, or rather someone, to appear.

Jimmy Olsen: Cmon, cmon... where is he?

---

Meanwhile in the Fortress of Solitude...

We cut away from the action to see Superman, sleeping in his bed and wearing earmuffs. He silently snores as at his bedroom’s open doorway, we see Brainiac spying on him, before sneaking away. He enters a room, with the shrunken city of Kandor sitting on a crystal pedestal.

Brainiac (to himself): Perfect. Sedating the Kryptonian with Lex’s sleeper pills worked PERFECTLY! Now, to get what I came for.

He reaches out his arms to grab the city in the bottle. He began to smile sinisterly when he felt something tap him on the shoulder, before the robotic world collector hears a familiar voice behind him that makes his synthetic heart sink.

Superman: Nice try, Brainiac.

He turns around just in time to see the Man of Steel’s fist crash into his face.

---

Back to the fight, we see Negative SMG3 fighting with Bizarro in the air, with each punch and blow they threw clashing with one another. Both seemed to be evenly matched.

That is until Bizarro grabbed his opponent by the overalls and tossed him through the air with his bizarre strength.

Negative SMG3 smashed through a couple of buildings, before landing hard against the side of a apartment complex. But as he tried to recover and get back in the fight, he spotted his screaming, soaring opponent flying towards him at hypersonic speeds, with his fist ready to pummel him HARD.

Negative SMG3: Oh SHI-

BOOM!

The shockwave upon impact could be felt miles away, as the giant building collapsed, kicking up a giant dust cloud obscuring the area.

Amongst the debris and dust cloud of what used to be the apartment complex, we see the falling figure of Negative SMG3 managing to stop and right himself. He looked around the broken area, trying to find his alien enemy.

Negative SMG3: Huh?! Where’d he go?...

He turned around to see a shrouded figure in the cloud of dust standing a couple of yards away on the street.

Negative SMG3: Ah ha!

He launches a fireball at the figure. It successfully makes contact, causing an explosion that blew away the dust cloud. However when the smoke clears, SMG3 is shocked to see that the figure wasn’t Bizarro, but just a mannequin.

Negative SMG3: Say whaaaaaaaaaat?

Then, he suddenly noticed a hulking shadow behind him. He slowly turned around...

WHACK!!

...only to get smashed in the face by a large piece of debris. Stunned by this, SMG3 quickly recovers just as Bizarro punched him to the ground, and landed in front of him. As soon as the dust cloud settles, we see the grey skinned anti-hero proceed to throw some more punches at the Internet Graveyard ruler, each making the ground crack with each punch.

After a good bit of this, Bizarro looks around to see something off-screen and flies off. On the ground, battered and bruised, we see SMG3, now depowered and in his normal form, start to move. He tries to climb out of the crater that they made, only to notice a giant shadow above him.

He looks up, and his eyes shrink in fear.

The camera pans out to reveal Bizarro holding up a giant building the size of the Empire State Building menacingly.

Bizarro: Bizarro is unarmed, to put good-doer down!

He lifts it over his head and slams it on the ground, and on top of poor SMG3, causing a giant shockwave which spread through the country. He slams the building, which crumbles and breaks every single time he slams it on the ground, before tossing it away.

He floats to the ground, and scans the area. But he doesn’t find the body of SMG3 amongst the rubble. Despite this, he still feels that something is wrong.

Bizarro: Hmmm, Bizarro feel right...

Suddenly, he heard the sound of lightning behind him, despite the fact that the sky wasn’t even the slightest bit of cloudy.

Bizarro: Huh-?

He turns around...

...only to get caught in the grasp of a large white glove. It is then revealed that the gloved hand belongs to a YouTube Oof Monster, it’s blank expressions staring soullessly at Bizarro. And behind him was none other than the summoner of this beast: SMG3.

As Bizarro tried to escape, SMG3 smiles sinisterly as a flashback plays...

---

(Just a couple of seconds ago...)

Just as Bizarro raised the building over his head, SMG3 had just begun to dig in his pockets for something to help him escape, before pulling his hand out to reveal the YouTube Remote. He pointed it up and hit 'PAUSE', freezing Bizarro in place, as well as the building just before it slammed into him.

He quickly scooted out of the way of the building, before getting up and running behind a nearby pile of rubble. He mentally celebrated.

SMG3: Ha! I knew that copying this remote would help me in the future!

---

Back to the fight, SMG3 continued to smile evilly, before it shifts to shock as he watches Bizarro once again puked out burning hot lava from his mouth and onto his captor. The monstrosity roared in excruciating agony, he dropped Bizarro as it roared one last time before it disappeared.

SMG3: What the- Ok, I have ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!

He starts to spam-press the Roblox OOF head button, which causes more Youtube Oof Monsters to be summoned as Bizarro looks in a mixture of amazement and shock. Eventually, there were now hundreds of YOMs behind SMG3. The arch-enemy to SMG4 then commanded one thing to his minions:

SMG3: GET HIIIIIM!

The creations obeyed their master and flew towards Bizarro. Looking at the red mass of monsters flying towards him, Bizarro looked around his surroundings for something to defend himself with.

Bizarro: Ah!

Bizarro then rips out a lamp post from the ground.

Bizarro: Me am unarmed again!

The clone of Superman swung his makeshift weapon, smacking the YOMs away. Some crashed into cars, destroying them and setting off the blaring alarm. Others crashed through windows, and one even crashed near Jimmy Olsen, who was hiding behind a tree and was startled as the YouTube monstrosity disappeared from existence. He looks up again at the ensuing fight, as his camera records the action.

Jimmy Olsen: (muttering to himself) Man, this is one heck of a scoop. Perry's going to flip when he sees this.

He looks through his camera, and as eyes widen. He leaps out of the way...

WHRACK!!!

...just in time for yet another YouTube Oof Monster to come and crash through the very tree he was just hiding behind. He then quickly runs off to find another safer hiding place to record.

Back with Bizarro, he had just finished dealing with another wave of Oof Monsters, but as soon as he was finished, another row of them started to swam him. He couldn't keep up like this, and SMG3 knew this. He was after all, busy spamming the YOM button, spawning many, MANY more of his minions to try and overcome Bizarro. And it seems to be working.

SMG3: HAHAHA! Now there's no way he can get up from all of my minions piling on him!

Immediately after he said that, the universe decided to take his words and shove it up his ass, as all the YouTube Oof Monsters were knocked away with a big boom. SMG3 stumbled back, and saw his grey-skinned foe flying straight for him!

With a yelp, he leapt out the way for his opponent's attack, who's fist nearly missed him and hit a car, causing it to instantly crumble. The Internet Graveyard ruler quickly pulled out his remote and summoned three more YOMs to rush Bizarro. This however proved to be futile, as he slapped them away so hard, they literally exploded when they hit the pavement.

Panicking, SMG3 tried to summon more YOMs, only to Bizarro to quickly fly up to move and grab his hand, before breaking it. SMG3 cries out in pain.

Bizarro: No more buttons from you!

He then punches the body of SMG3 through a few buildings and as the body of the former psychiatrist is still flying through the sky, Bizarro flies up and grabs SMG3 by the head, before quickly flying down holding SMG3 in front of him. They then crash back into the street, creating another massive crater and simultaneously causing a shockwave so powerful it breaks every window within a 5-mile radius. Bizarro proceeds to throw several more punches at SMG3.

Bizarro: Bizarro have enough of blue man! Blue man is very annoying! Now...

He raises his fist.

Bizarro: ...BIZARRO END YOU!

He then proceeded to strike the ground so hard, it caused the entire Earth to shake.

Amongst the smoke and debris of the former city, Bizarro stood up to triumph over his fallen adversary. He then looked down... Only to be shocked to see that his foe was actually replaced by a mannequin.

Bizarro looked confused... until he hears a familiar voice coming from behind him.

SMG3: Funnily enough, pal...

The grey-skinned member of the Outlaws turned to see SMG3 twirling the remote, tossing it before catching it. The blue-black arch enemy to SMG4 then looked at Bizarro, before his expression turned to one of pure and absolute annoyance and pissed-offness.

SMG3: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT AS WELL!

He starts to charge up the remote, as what just happened was explained via yet another faded flashback.

---

(A few seconds ago...)

As Bizarro's fist neared SMG3's chest, the whole world was suddenly paused. It was then shown that SMG3 have managed to reach his YouTube Remote in time and hit the 'Pause' button, saving his life. He quickly grabbed the remote, and ran at least a few kilometers away from Bizarro before unpausing time.

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Bizarro blinked, before letting out a furious cry at his opponent's refusal to stay down. He then flew towards his foe at high speeds, determined to obilterate him. At the same time, SMG3 pointed his remote and fired a large rainbow beam from it. Both the beam and Bizarro collided, but Bizarro seemingly just cuts straight through it, and is approaching SMG3 fast, who's face shifted to one of horror as the flawed clone of Superman started to get closer and closer.

30 feet...

However, unbeknownst to him, his entire body was starting to light up. Scars disappeared, his body starting to shrink.

20 feet...

But he didn't realize this, as he was too busy focusing on obliterating his foe. SMG3 meanwhile, was still firing the beam, but realises that his plan might not work.

10 feet...

As he was about to get hit, SMG3 closed his eyes and braced for impact, just as Bizarro's entire body was fully glowing. The grey-skinned anti-hero roared as his entire body was consumed by light, and then...

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...

...

...

Nothing happens.

SMG3 opens his eyes to see that his opponent was nowhere to be seen. he looked down to see that he was okay. He breathed a sigh of relief and looked around. All the buildings were destroyed, there was fire everywhere, and not a single citizen was left unharmed. One particular citizen had gotten his leg stuck under a huge piece of rubble and could only moan in pain.

Random Citizen: My leg!

SMG3 winced as he looked around awkwardly at the aftermath of the ruined city. Suddenly, he heard a 'click' behind him, and turned to see Jimmy Olsen (who omehow survived) looking at him as he held his camera up, having taken his picture. Realising that he couldn't stay for any longer, he quickly pulled out his phone and opened a portal back to the Internet Graveyard. The meme ruler looked back at the Daily Planet journalist.

SMG3: Uh... Y-you didn't see anything, alright? Anything... Uh ok BYEE-

He quickly hopped through the portal, which soon closely thereafter, leaving the wide-eyed journalist to blink and go back to taking pictures of the ruined city.

Results

K.O!!!

SMG4 and the gang had just arrived at the city, looking in shock at the ruined and broken state of it as Superman, as well as the Justice League view the scene with regret that they didn't get here sooner, only for Mario to comfort them, saying that this happens more times than they think.

Boomstick: Whoa, hold on for a minute! What the heck just happened?

Wiz: Well, SMG3 had fired off a beam using the remote which proceeded to reverse Bizarro out of existence. At least, that's what I can gather.

Boomstick: Huh, well ok. But hey, I thought Bizarro had this in the bag!

Wiz: Well to be fair, both Bizarro and SMG3 have faced off against their fair share of powerful opponents in the past. And their stats are pretty even even with one another too. Like strength.

Boomstick: Yeah, ol' Biz may be on par with Superman since he's his clone and whatnot, but SMG3's fought and beaten SMG4, Mario and the others multiple times. And those guys have WAY more than their fair share of planet-busting and faster than light speeds, considering he's kept up with multiple times. However, Bizarro's way more experienced in fighting and combat, as 3 mostly doesn't usually trade fisticuffs all that often. Plus, he's kind of a coward.

Wiz: In term of durability, it looks fairly even at first. Both have taken pretty powerful hits, and Bizarro seemed to be the one to take this, as he's taken blows from Superman, and the Human Bomb, who's explosions killed Polaris and blasted away Sinestro and Cheetah. But it is SMG3 who holds the upper hand in this category.

Boomstick: This dude literally deals with planets exploding on a regular basis, and then trading blows with people who've being proven to survived them just fine. Bizarro may be tough, but he ain't dealing with exploding planets on a day-to-day basis.

Wiz: And speed was SMG3's to take as well, since he's kept up with SMG4 numerous times.

Boomstick: And this is the guy who ran through numerous star systems in seconds and ran past the Solar System in 4 seconds! "Oh, but Boomstick! Bizarro was a clone of Superman, so shouldn't he scale to him and his feats?"

Wiz: No actually, as Superman himself had once said, the way his brain works prevents him from reaching his full potential, meaning that he shouldn't fully scale to Superman pulling the Earth, or lifting infinity. Plus, the majority of the times when Bizarro goes up against Superman, he usually loses. And given that SMG3 has easily shrugged nuclear bombs going off point blank, and came back after being turned to ashes, Bizarro would be pretty hard-pressed to actually kill him even with his array of abilities.

Boomstick: Plus, his Negative form put both him and Bizarro on the same level of flight, and his lightning and fireballs could be a sort of match to some of Biz’s abilities.

Wiz: But the biggest advantage that SMG3 over Bizarro was his intelligence.

Boomstick: While Bizzy boy does have his moments of brilliance considering he has shown a degree of technical skill, it practically means jackshit since 3 is on another level compared to him. I mean, this guy was literally able to take over an entire barbaric society and turn it into a working modern civilization!

Wiz: What's more, SMG3 is a master of manipulation and trickery, given how he plays people into his grand schemes like how he did with Mario.

Boomstick: And Bizarro has been duped and tricked a lot across the many years in the comics. Like, the guy ain't the brightest tool in the shed, if you get what I mean. Meaning 3 could trick him into a trap or something given the right time.

Wiz: And even if he couldn't beat Bizarro physically, SMG3's ace in the hole, the YouTube Remote could easily put him down, as it could easily warp reality to his needs, even erase Bizarro from the continuity given the right opportunity.

(Cut to Wiz & Boomstick)

Wiz: Both anti-heroes may be powerful in their own right, but it was SMG3's own toon force durability, intelligence and power of the remote which spelled Bizarro's doom.

Boomstick: It was one heck of a bizarre battle, but I can definitely say that Bizarro wasn't even remotely close to bringing SMG3 down.

Wiz: The winner is SMG3.

Battle Music

The track for this fight is 'Two Sides Of The Same Coin'. The music starts off slow and ominous, before quickly switching to a more fast-paced track. The track also incorporates elements from tracks from Superman: The Animated Series, where Bizarro stars in as a villain/anti-hero. It also incorporates a bit of glitchy orchestral. When SMG3 turns into his Negative form, this song starts to sound more ominous, before switching back to the previous song.

The title references to the fact that both combatants are doppelgängers/clones.

The cover art shows the Snitch Productions logo and Bizarro’s symbol merged together, as Bizarro World floats beside it in space. Two purple energy beams cross behind it, and a YouTube Oof Monster floats behind the two merged symbols. There is also a halftone effect being applied at the background.

Next Time

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Trivia

Connections:

• They’re both comedic antagonist counterparts to a blue protagonist (Superman for Bizarro and SMG4 for SMG3)

• Both have/had a team of their own that served as the anti-counterpart to the main hero group (Anti-Gang and Bizarro League respectively).

• While they are both known for their villain roles, on occasion they have helped the protagonists before.

• Both also currently live in a strange world/dimension (Bizarro World and Meme Graveyard).

- There are multiple cameos and references in the battle:

• Omni Man cameos in the battle as a corrupted meme.

• The famous 'MUDA MUDA' meme from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is referenced by SMG3.

• The moment where Bizarro slams SMG3 into the ground repeatedly before throwing him into the castle is a reference of the famous scene from 'The Avengers', where Hulk does the same to Loki in Stark Tower.

• Superman makes a cameo as well in Bizarro’s nightmare illusion, as well as in the Fortress of Solitude.

• The famous 'UNLIMITED POWER!!!' meme quote by Emperor Palpatine is also referenced by SMG3.

• Jimmy Olsen also makes an appearance.
• The words spoken by Perry White in Jimmy's flashback were taken from the cold open of 'The Death of Superman' where he says something similar.