Birch Fetchbone

“	Hello, Birch Bailey "Ace" Fetchbone, At-A-Pace Detective and Freelance Wrestler here. Make it quick, I'm busy slacking off.	„
	~ Birch Fetchbone

Birch Fetchbone is the deuteragonist of The Adventures of Matt Midway. He's a lazy, goofy moron that's always slacking off, eating abnormal amounts of junk food, or casually doing dog activities. Being the naiveté he is, he loyally assists Matt in his adventures.

Mary Sue Limitus Test: 25

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

None

With Matt Midway and Damion Murkowski[]

(TBA)

Possible Opponents[]

Ace the Bat-Hound (DC Comics)
Courage (Cartoon Network)
Darwin Watterson (Cartoon Network)
Donkey (Dreamworks)
Ed (Cartoon Network)
Goofy (Disney)
Jake the Dog (Cartoon Network)
Knuckles the Echidna (Sega)
Krypto the Superdog (DC Comics)
Luigi (Nintendo)
McGruff the Crime Dog (Saatchi & Saatchi)
Michelangelo (Mirage Studios)
Patrick Star (Nickelodeon)
Rigby (Cartoon Network)
Ruby Rose (Rooster Teeth)
Sans (GameMaker Studios)
Scooby-Doo (Warner Bros.)
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega)
Yoshi (Nintendo)

History[]

Origin: Birch was born as a young dog with unique differences among other dogs, such as having common sense throughout dog actions and activities. Weirdly, his parents left him as they felt too much of a heavy burden... and that they're really bad parents. Anyways, Birch raised himself, and you can guess how that went; he became more messy and irresponsible throughout it, and grew stupid alongside his good skills.

After curiously wandering into the sewers from getting kicked out of multiple dog homes, he crossed a failed invention, and got mutated into the person he is now. After allying with a creative artist and smart inventor, he caused all sorts of trouble, only to then become a part-time detective and wrestler in the process.

Death Battle Info (Fanon)[]

Full Name: Birch Bailey "Ace" Fetchbone
Height: 5'0", 152.4 cm.
Weight: 110 lbs, 49.895 kg.
Species: American English Coonhound and Golden Retriever (Mutated).
Age: 13.
Gender: Male.
At-A-Pace Detective, as self-proclaimed.
Freelance Wrestler, at a very high price.

Abilities[]

Regeneration: Can recreate destroyed or chopped off organs at a fast rate.
- Has healed from being dismembered, melted, flattened, decapitated, shattered, etc.
Increased Dog Skills: Due to the mutation, his dog skills have leveled up.
- Improved Stealth: He has innate knowledge in stealth, the act of moving cautiously and surreptitiously.
- Improved Digging: He is capable of tunneling through solid matter, including fully solid ones and looser collections such as sand or snow.
- Improved Senses: He has increased smelling, tasting, hearing, vision, and tracking skills.
Night Vision: He has excellent night vision, the ability to see in low light conditions or even total darkness.
Extreme Toon Force: Can mess with reality in all sorts of ways, and has deconstructed the poor real design and reality of his world.
- He can teleport without others even knowing it, just in a small cloud of smoke, or from screen transitions.
- Is able to control his entire body to amazing degrees in many ways, such as Elasticity and Shapeshifting.
- Has survived and resisted the effects of many forms of toxins and poisons multiple times.
4th Wall Awareness: Has broken the fourth wall in absurd ways, and has done so three times in one episode.
Temperature Resistance: He has withstood the heat, cold, and radiation of space multiple times.
Mixed Martial Arts Intuition: He can combine and utilize multiple forms of martial arts at once.
Enhanced Lung Capacity: He's able to breathe just about anywhere just fine.
Pyrokensis/Limited Geokinesis: Can create fireballs and explosions that can range from a small explosion to a nuclear explosion at full power.
Destruction Skills: Is skilled in the art of destruction, and is humorously reckless and ruthless with his actions.
Weird Combat: Mostly because of Silly-Fu, he can fight in all sorts of unique ways.
Hammer Space: Can hold multiple things at once and still have a high stamina.
Fictional Physique: Has some of the logistics of a video game character, and has an attack meter that can be filled by, well, attacks, and candied food.
- Crazy Vibes: Birch eats a load of candy and dashes around frantically, acting very hyperactive. Once he's done, he creates an explosion and reverts to normal.
Energy Manipulation: He can generate and fire balls and/or beams of energy that can directly hit someone and spread like a wildfire.
Indomitable Will: Has been somewhat resistant to forms of manipulative temptation, such as hypnosis, mind control, and possession.

Super Strength[]

Arsenal[]

Bombs: Just like Matt, he possesses an infinite amount of explosives.
Boxing Gloves: Cartoony flame-resistant boxing gloves that casually merge with fire attacks.
TP Whip: A roll of Toilet Paper used as a whip, which is strong enough to destroy wooden barrels.
Mallet: A hammer that can knock away boulders, withstand elemental attacks, and knock out giants.
Steel Sword: A classic metal sword that was used to rival dragons and various monsters.
Pinecones: Similar to how Alijah utilizes them, but... he uses them with a more violent attitude.
Video Game Wraps: As he magically summons these onto his hands, he gets to shoot energy projectiles.
D.I.Y. Gauntlets: A pair of strange gauntlets that can hit with a force so hard, it can smash brick walls.
Suit Checks: A small orb-like power-up he can use for different purposes, just like Alijah.
- Earth: His jacket turns green and he can generate and control pieces of the earth at a limit.
- Clay: His jacket turns brown and he can generate and control clay at will to create weapons at a limit.
- Sonar: His jacket turns blue and he can generate shockwaves that can shatter glass or mess with people.
- Air: His jacket turns grey and he can generate air and shoot wind at a limit. No he cannot fly.
Baseball Bat: It's standard, just more strong and durable, and can cause explosions when swung fast enough.
Alien Gun: An advanced hand-held plasma ray made by aliens from outer space, and this is without safety mode on.
Elements of the Wolf: He has a tuft of wolf fur that was enchanted with magic, changes said body part color into a wolf's colors, and has multiple forms of power.
- Roaring Nozzle: The first variant, letting him roar so loudly that it can break glass and knock away enemies.
- Tough Claws: The second variant, and enlarges his hands and claws a bit, letting him hit with a mighty force.
- Furious Feet: The third variant, works like the second variant, letting him run much faster than usual.
- Mystical Curse: The fourth variant, letting him have amazing wolf abilities with no cooldown or time limit.
- Wolf's Power: The epic combination of all the variants, and turns him into a fierce wolf version of himself.
Amazing Jetpack: A robotic jetpack created by his friend Damion, and has advanced flight, offense, and defense settings.

Birch-Mobile[]

His trusty red motorcycle that can simply drive through explosions in a cinematic mannerism.
- Though we must thank Damion for creating it for him as always.
Just like Birch himself, it can accelerate very fast the longer it rides and keeps going.
It has advanced settings that are sure to help in case he's in a troublesome situation.
- Jet Boosters: They can help with his speed and can sometimes make him fly.
- Heat-Seeking Missiles: These serve obvious purposes and have normal effects.
In case he loses this, he can always summon this with the Distant Linker, which he always has with him.

Transformations[]

Small Form: He shrinks to the size of an ant.
- Though he's small, he still has the same power level as his base state.
- He's able to squeeze through small spaces.
- Wears off after a while.
Jungle Form: His clothing changes into a Tarzan-like appearance.
- He's granted the ability to naturally swing from place-to-place.
- Agility and speed increases, at the cost of some of his intelligence and stamina.
- Wears off after getting hit or by force.
Crusader Form: He equips his crusader outfit, with a green and yellow color scheme.
- No power increase, though it does kind of level up because of him in a warrior feeling.
- Is automatically given his crusader weapons.
  - Pinecone Cannon: A hand-held cannon that shoots pinecones at the pace of a standard cannon.
  - Card-Blade: A weapon with a cardboard top, and with a jacket hangar for a handle.
  - Rapid-Fire Rocker: Somewhat of a tommy gun made out of water gun material that shoots pebbles and/or rocks at a fast pace.
  - Water Balloons: Self-explanatory. Can be filled with river water or sewage water.
  - Scoped Launcher: A specialized water gun that shoots bark pieces and has a scope at the end.
- Wears off after being burnt or by force.
Werewolf Form: Only activates when there's a full moon at night.
- Increased Condition, Senses, and Feral Mind.
- Reverts to normal by force or sunrise.
Superhero Form: 2x more powerful than his base form.
- Invincible.
  - Only somewhat, though he looks to be unattackable, he can still be hurt by another very strong being.
- Plasma Manipulation.
  - Plasmaball, Plasma Blast, Plasma Punch.
- Flight.
  - Can soar through the air at no limit.
- Obtains the Melee Masher.
  - Is a mallet that is crafted with pure magic and has his symbol on it.
- Activates by pure force, intense gamma radiation, or intoxicated foods or substances.

Feats[]

Once uprooted a tree and threw it at a skyscraper, destroying it.
Fought on par with a giant grizzly bear (way better than this).
Has major detective skills, able to decipher an intense case within 24 hours.
Is strong enough to destroy a house with one powerful ground pound.
Took down various buff wrestlers in a single match despite his size.
- After repeating this, he won 5 wrestling matches in a row, and got an official Big Gold Belt.
- Once defeated the wrestling master in BWS (Brutal Wrestling Stuff): Jack "Beat Em' Up" Johnson.
Saved a small village from a crime boss and his gang of criminals in minutes of planning.
Simply beat down Charlie so hard that the environment around them crumbled.
Once, he was in the center of a nuclear explosion that took down an entire city, only to come out fine.
Survived an hydrogen time bomb, which was as strong as 1,500,000 megatons of TNT.
He simply walked out of his school exploding multiple times on multiple occasions.
Has physical skills that are on par with Matt's, and he beats him in speed.
Defeated Charlie, The Swampers, Leo, Swamp King, Turloc, Slimelossus, King Plungerpus, Lord Huskded, Dark Ghost, Prankster Poltergeist, and more.

Faults[]

Birch is very naïve, clumsy, gullible, reckless, impulsive and incompetent.
He's very cowardly, and this is expressed a lot.
- Despite this, he doesn't get intimidated all the time due to his stupidity, and stands his ground when sticking up for himself or when his friends and others need him.
Despite his amazing detective skills, he happens to be really dumb.
- Birch is a very moronic person, of which is so naïve and stupid that he probably won't know if he's in a fight most of the time.
- Gets outsmarted by Matt and Damion on numerous occasions, be it warning him of his stupid actions, as he casually ignores it and proves their point, or beating his weak moves or strategy in various games that test intelligence.
- He's constantly manipulated by others because of this, especially Matt with his abnormal schemes.
Is the laziest out of him, Matt, and Damion. He's so lazy, he becomes wimpy whenever he has to do things while he's relaxing, refuses to move from his spot while helping him without moving and using his environment, yet ignores the well-being of others and watches the action while being messy and unorganized.
- Though this balances out his hyperactiveness, both make him a tilting plate of sorts.
He's mostly motivated by food, and can be easily manipulated by others when they target this weakness of his.

Quotes[]

"Time for some Birch action!"
"There's a word for this, and it's anticlimactic."