| College Killers
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| Season 3, Episode 16 | |
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| Air date | 11/6/23 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Black Christmas vs Happy Death Day
Interlude[]
Wiz: Billy Lenz, The college sorority invader.
Boomstick: Lori Spengler, Bayfield's Babyface killer.
Wiz: College always seems like a fun time for your life. Going to parties and hanging out with tons of people.
Boomstick: And if your lucky you get to have some 'Fun' hehehe.
Wiz: But with places as big as colleges there's bound to be some unwanted guesses.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And today we'll look at their armor, stats, and skills to find out Who Would Win...a Death Battle.
Billy Lenz[]
Wiz: Christmas time, perfect for many different things.
Boomstick: Food, get togethers, presents, seeing family members and old friends....oh and to get murdered by a sexual home invader.
Wiz: Jessica Bradford was expecting quite a few things to happen during Christmas when she spent it in a college sorority house but someone like Billy Lenz wasn't one of them.
Boomstick: During the party, Billy would sneak into the house and begin his stalking and torment on Jessica and her friends, picking them off slowly but surely.
Wiz: Billy's history is one surrounded in mystery, depending on what movie your watching.
Boomstick: If you decide to stick to the original, Billy is just that, a psychopathic home invader looking to kill the people inside there. But if you watch the remake than Billy had a rough story.
Wiz: Billy would witness his mother and her boyfriend murder his father before locking him in the attic where Billy would make it his home.
Boomstick: Billy's main method of attacking is stalking around the house, keeping hidden in any dark or closed place, waiting for a perfect moment to strike and when he does he usually wields a perfect weapon to finish the job.
Wiz: Most of Billy's weapons range to what he can find in a house. Objects such as plastic bags he can use to suffocate and kill people, usual standard Blades like knives, and even hooks.
Boomstick: He can strangle people with lights and weaponize a Glass unicorn head.
Wiz: He's stabbed a pen right through a persons skull all John Wick style. Weaponized a Candy Cane and seems to love ripping people's eyes out.
Boomstick: Yeah, no surprise Billy's one sick sonavabitch if you couldn't tell at least with that whole 2006 remake. He eats a goddamn eye.
Wiz: Billy's easy at stalking and hiding around the house avoiding detection. He was able to strangle people to death a multitude of times.
Boomstick: He has the strength to stab through a skull like when he stabbed an ornament through his step-father and beat his mom with a rolling pin.
Wiz: And after that he would go as far as cutting off skin with a cookie cutter before....eating....it
Boomstick: Yeah that remake made him even more disgusting.
Wiz: And through some unknown means, Billy managed to cut off someone's head which would require a force about 5,000 newtons.
Boomstick: He hooked and lifted an entire person weighing 340 pounds and was capable of taking out officers moving fast enough before they could react.
Wiz: Throughout it all Billy was one sick monster but his fate is left in the air depending on what movie you watch.
Boomstick: Because no matter how many murders he committed, Billy was impaled by a Christmas tree killing him for good but for the original...well no one knows what happened to Billy after that.
Wiz: His murders and disappearance essentially made him become an urban legend. So when Christmas comes and you relaxing at a party and a phone rings, it's probably best to not answer it you won't like who's on the other end.
Lorraine "Lori" Spengler[]
Wiz: Welcome to the Bayfield University. A place where you can find your typical college accessories such as parties, hazes, and a colleges very own mascot.
Boomstick: You know typical college stuff....including a killer wearing a Babyface mask. Yeah it has that too. Oh and a science machine that can put someone into a time loop.
Wiz: No one knew who this Babyface killer was all anyone knew was that they had a grudge with Theresa Gelbman also nicknamed as Tree. And that anytime they killed Tree, time would loop back from the start.
Boomstick: The Babyface killer took every chance it could get at killing Tree and at one point Tree though she finished off the true killer, John Tombs. But it wasn't until Tree went to bed that night, eating a cupcake and dying in her sleep that she found out who the real killer was.
Wiz: Lori Spengler.
Boomstick: Lori was jealous of Tree and her affair she was having with Dr. Butler so she decided the best thing to do was kill her and frame the murders as John Tomb's doing. So over ten different tries, Lori would kill Tree but none would last for long due to the time loop.
Wiz: Luckily she had enough tries to kill Tree many times with different amounts of weapons and skills.
Boomstick: She has the Strength to overpower people a bunch of times including Tree however many times she's killed her. She's weaponized broken bongs to stab Tree to death and has the strength to kill Tree with a Baseball bat in one swing.
Wiz: Being a nurse, Lori also has access to many different medicines that she can use.
Boomstick: She also has the poisonous Cupcake she tried so damn hard to kill Tree with. Obviously feeding someone a cupcake during a fight would be hard but she has two options.
Wiz: She could take a note out of Tree's book and shove it down someone's throat forcing them to choke on it or she can use that candle and use some gasoline to cause an explosion.
Boomstick: Lori was seemingly fine after ramming into a person at high speeds and has killed Tree tons of times.
Wiz: She was strong enough to drive her knife right through a wooden door after having taken a hammer right to the head
Boomstick: She was fast enough to run around a tunnel and drop behind Tree before killing her, showing she's incredibly fast and athletic.
Wiz: Plus her being a nurse allows her the knowledge of many different types of medicine. She was strong enough to kill Nick and was just as strong as Tree who was fine being thrown against a wall.
Boomstick: But you know how things like this go because Lori could never actually put Tree down for good and at the end she was kicked to her death.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time...For a Death Battle!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
It all started at a normal college house. and one blood covered Lori Spengler who stumbled into her apartment, taking off her mask and taking a hefty sigh as she wiped away the blood.
She took her time making sure she was good, no major injuries.
But her mind would be drawn to a sudden bump in her house. Getting up in a hurry and grabbing her knife. Another bump this time coming from her left and of course right from her closet. Before she could open it a phone began ringing. Jumping from the sudden noise, Lori spins around at her phone on the table vibrating.
She walks towards it carefully before picking it up.
"Hello?" She whispers into the phone and receives a reply
"Loriiiii.....It's me, Billy" The voice drawls out her name.
Fight[]
Before Lori can reply something is thrown over her head and begins suffocating her. Billy uses the plastic bag choking Lori as the two struggle crashing into the walls and desks.
Lori reaches up and grips the bag in between her fingers and tears at it freeing herself before headbutting Billy in the face getting the man to lose his grip on her.
Lori then lands a kick right onto his knee causing him to buckle and fall to the ground. Taking the opportunity, Lori grabs a hold of her knife and turns around just in time to see Billy jump at her and tackle her onto the bed. The force and impact slam the bedpost against the wall and break a wooden piece off. Billy takes it, raises it into the air, and brings it down.
Right as Lori twists around the wooden piece is driven into her shoulder. She screams but gathers herself and takes the knife into his stomach. Billy lets go and Lori shoves her foot against his stomach kicking him off. She scrambles to her feet and rushes to the front door getting it open and running out.
Then she's grabbed by the neck and pulled back into the room. Once she's in Billy shoves a nearby dresser against the door. He turns his attention to Lori and begins another attack. Taking a string of Christmas lights off the walls.
He wraps it around Lori's neck and strangles her again.
She reaches around for something to use and luckily she finds it. A fallen glass cup.
She grabs it and shatters it against Billy's forehead, the glass shattering on impact. Lori spins around and picks up the broken pieces takes a shard of glass and shoves it into Billy's side. The man yells in pain and Lori continues by grabbing another piece of glass and shoving it into Billy's hand.
Lori picks up a table stand and brings it against Billy's head knocking him to the ground. The pain shoots through Billy's body and he takes a moment to gather himself before getting up and seeing that Lori's gone and a window open with a blood trail. Billy pushes himself up to his feet and staggers towards the window looking out of it and into the dark sky.
He scans the area trying to spot Lori but he can't find her. Then a loud bang catches his attention. Looking to his left. He spotted a ladder swing at him and nail him across the face throwing him off his feet and causing him to nearly fall out the window.
He grabs onto the window ledge and spots Lori who is climbing up a stairwell. Billy started making his way towards Lori who began looking around herself before grabbing onto the building's bricked wall.
Placing her foot, she began climbing up the building, grabbing onto any pipe she could grab but Billy was catching up fast and soon he was just a few feet away from her.
Billy then took his chance and lunged right at Lori and grabbed onto her shoulder using his body to pin her against the brick wall. He took the chance and brought up a discarded glass shard and brought it to Lori's head.
Then a pain was shooting through his body even more and his breathing became difficult and his body began spewing blood. Looking down, Billy spotted a shattered pipeline rammed into his neck.
Lori took the chance and smiled before ripping the pipe out Billy watched as she brought it up and stabbed him right in the head before kicking him off and watching the man fall down the wall and smash into the street below.
Lori looked down at the killer, heavily breathing before making her down the pipe.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Hmm, that seemed familiar. Well hope Billy had a bloody Christmas.
Wiz: Billy was a challenge for someone like Lori. When looking at both their Strengths is was obvious Billy was stronger.
Boomstick: Lori at best was able to exert a force of 1,780 Newtons or 100 Pounds of Force. Mean while Billy managed to rip off someone's head, which could be about 1,000 pounds of force so yeah Billy was much stronger than Lori.
Wiz: However Lori wasn't far behind. She was much durable. Billy could take around 1,124 Pounds of Force but Lori was able to take the blunt force of speeding a car and slamming it into a person and another car. Something that would take 9,000 Pounds of Force. Plus Lori was able to travel a small distance in such little time while Billy favored Stealth over speed.
Boomstick: Than there was Lori's biggest advantage, weapons and smarts. Sure Billy's wielded dangerous weapons such as hooks, knives, and horns but Lori had that covered.
Wiz: being a medical student allowed Lori to be much smarter when it came to medicines and weapons.
Boomstick: She could weaponize many different drugs and narcosis against Billy all of which could help her against the perverted stalker.
Wiz: Billy was Stronger and his stealth would prove difficult but Lori was much faster, durable, smarter, and had access to more deadly weapons.
Boomstick: Looks like Christmas was Billy's Death Day.
Wiz: The winner is Lori Spengler.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
- Lori Spengler (Winner)
- +Faster
- +Durable
- +Smarter
- +Could use medical supplies against Billy
- -Strength
- -Stealth
- Billy Lenz (Loser)
- +Much more Stealthier
- +Stronger
- -Slower
- -Less Durable
- -Wasn't as smart