Bill Cipher vs Yharim is the second episode of DaReaperMan's Deathbattle fanon
Description[]
This is a What-If death battle between Yharim from Calamity and Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
Interlude[]
Wiz: Power. many people have it but many not as powerful as these two
Boomstick: Bill Cipher The Evil Triangle from Gravity Falls!
Wiz: and Yharim from Calamity
Boomstick: Hes Wiz and im Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Bill Cipher[]
Cue This, i guess
Wiz: Dimensions can be decieving and those that can break from their dimensions can be dangerous.
Boomstick: Oh come on Wiz! what the hell is that Yellow Triangle ganna D- *insert clip of Bill vaporising the Time Baby* oh.
Wiz: That is Bill Cipher, a dream demon from the second dimension and being able to REALLY pull some strings.
Boomstick: Yeah, he was responsible for many of the important events leading up to and during Gravity Falls
Wiz: Bill manipulated and tricked "Ford" Pines into creating a trans-dimensional portal into the nightmare realm though once Ford found out what it was for he turned it off, disallowing bill and his friends into making it to the real world.
Boomstick: but unfortunately years later Bill found a way to make his physical form and cause Wierdmageddon!
Wiz: Bill was basically unstoppable during wierdmageddon, and the only way he was actually beaten was wiping fords mind while Bill was inside of it, and with his abilities and powers nobody could really step to him, and ill let you go through all of Bills powers boomstick!
Boomstick: Yeah! Bill can Regenerate from just his soul, is fully aware of the fourth wall and breaks it, can warp reality to what he wants, can screw with TIME however he wants, can screw with the very laws of physics, can duplicate himself, People speaking his real name or touching bubbles he creats go mad, can screw with people however he wants by transmutating them, he can petrify people, can screw with biology, can screw with life and gravity, can create forcefields, is intangible, can control matter, can shoot lasers, gets more powerful the angrier he gets, can fly, teleport, and can time travel! Holy S*** how does this guy lose any battles ever?
Wiz: Cockyness and arrogance, he also acts irrational from time to time.
Boomstick: With his power, i think he can get away with bein arrogant, but hes a threat to the f***ing multiverse isnt he?
Wiz: While yes it is stated multible times that Bill is a threat to the multiverse, nothing has shown he can do more then destroy a single universe at a time and while it is commonly believed that bill can only be beaten by destroying him in the dreamscape these were regular, plain, old humans dealing with Bill, they had no other choice.
Boomstick: damn! but aren't you selling him a little short Wiz?
Wiz: possibly, we dont know the full extent of Bills abilities, we know he has vast knowledge on many subjects but his only real fights in Gravity falls were with the Time Baby, whom he just disintegrated, and with the Shack, which resisted his abilities but he just went for meele on, despite not knowing it resisted his abilities, we also dont know the extent of what bills physical strength or speed is, while it is fair to assume he is faster then light and should be able to move planets, there are no feats backing this up.
Boomstick: well I suppose thats right, we dont really need to know how fast or strong he is though since he has so much power! but lets not use a Tri-angle theory here!
Wiz: *sigh*
Yharim[]
Wiz: Calamity. Many beings inhabit this world, including powerful Witches, Devourers of Gods, Supergenius Cyborgs, and Dragons.
Boomstick: okay who the hell rules over THAT?!
Wiz: one man, Yharim. while his early life wasnt all that exiting one bad action by his older brother changed everything.
Boomstick: You mean they were sent to hell to die? holy S*** what did he do?
Wiz: No-one knows! get used to hearing that by the way. what is known is that Yharims mother found a dragon egg, and the lava of hell only hastened the hatching of the dragon, who rescued Yharim and tried to confort him
Boomstick: Awww, i wish my pets were like that...
Wiz: Yharim, badly burned and filled with Hatred and contempt Yharim ordered his Faithful compainion to return to the temple, where he dismantled the corrupt leaders of the Jungle but only because a far worse person then they ever were, eventually conquering the world and setting his sights on the universe.
Boomstick: Damn! just how powerful is he though? I mean it takes serious power to achieve that kind of power!
Wiz: well hes far superior to Calamitas, who i far superior to Yharon, who is far superior to Draedon, who is far superior to the Devourer of Gods, who accidently created the Ceasless Void, which if the seal on it was ever broken it would turn all of creation into an empty void, or collapse in on itself.
Boomstick: Holy S***!
Wiz: Calamitas even states that she wasnt able to beat him before and his power has grown tenfold since then, Yharim can seal his enemies in different ways, wears armor that can take his own attacks, has massive control over every element, is a master swordsman, can lift starry skies physically, can fly, teleport, is intangible, can travel through dimensions, curse people, warp reality, regenerate from a puddle of blood, hit intangible things, and resists A LOT of different things, ill let you go over them Boomstick!
Boomstick: you really have to throw it at me? well Yharim resists having the concept of reality healivy falter, time being healivy distorted, stopped, and generally screwed with, havin his blood boiled, having his biology screwed with, getting transmutated, getting PETRIFIED, instant death abilities, having his soul getting torn out of his body and destroyed, being hit with Holy attacks, getting corrupted, extreme warping of gravity, *deep breath* powerful acids, having his matter deconstructed and disintegrated, having his powers analysed, people trying to scare him, people trying to calm him down or anger him, having his mind screwed with and controlled, having his morality screwed with, getting cursed, having his power nullified, having his statistics reduced, general status effects, getting poisoned, irradiated by all kinds of sources, getting set on fire and burned, Magma getting thrown at him, *deep breath* getting hellfire thrown at him, ice getting thrown at him, extreme tempuratures, gettin put to sleep, getting electricuted, having his durability negated, and being absorbed. Holy S*** this guy resists a crap ton of things, this guy have any weaknesses?
Wiz: hes emotionally unstable, though this would not show in a fight and he doesnt hold back or mess around either. he isnt cocky or arrogant suprisingly enough!
Boomstick: wait, so hes depressed? damn i know how that feels...
Wiz: Yharim is also superior in speed to the true for of Astrum Deus, who if it even moved 1% of its body it'd be well over 1000x the speed of light!
Boomstick: Yharim also has like A LOT of stamina, being able to operate at full capacity for centuries at a time!
Wiz: Yharim is also REALLY smart being a genius in basically every field including combat and science!
Boomstick: Someone would have to be insanely couragus or stupid to fight him!
Wiz: Calamitas has done it numerous times, she has failed miserably every time.
Boomstick: Not suprising!
Ready[]
Wiz: all right the-
???: hold your horses there!
Boomstick: who are you
DaReaperMan: im DaReaperMan, the grim reaper if ya will, and you have picked a terrible spot for them to fight, itll be in the Gravity Falls universe, Bill really cant be anywhere but there, which is something you forgot, its fixed now! go ahead! *teleports out*
Boomstick: What the f*** was that?
Wiz: no idea Boomstick. all right the combatants are set, its time to end this once and for all
Boomstick: Its time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Fight[]
Yharim slowly walks in a forest with hell breaking loose through sight and sound, a yellow triangle in a top hat teleports in front of him, blocking his path
Bill: Well, well, well if it isnt the golden-clad person i saw in the past, welcome to Wierdmageddon! and im your host Bill Cipher!
Yharim: I was wondering when you would pop up, i shall grant you a choice: Join me or die like the rest who oppose me.
Bill: oh, im touced you think your powerful! this is my world now! and your ganna with you had never come here!
DaReaperMan: FIGHT!
Bill snaps his fingers trying to transmutate Yharim, as nothing happens Yharim uses Lightning to electricute bill with little effect
Bill: oh wow! this is so cute, your golden now DIE!
Bill disintegrates the forest around himself and warping reality to suit what he wants for the forest, Yharim is nowhere to be seen
Bill: HA! guess you weren't as tough as you thought you were!
Yharim appears behind Bill Cipher with sword in-hand and proceeds to cut bill in half, lengthwise. which bill easily regenerates from and attempts to put Yharim to sleep, which fails miserably as Yharim vaporised bill with a serious attack.
Bill: All right, now you got me MAD!
Bill regenerates almost instantly and damages yharim with a beam of energy and duplicates himself 5 times to do the same, which yharim dodges two of the beams but is hit by three of them, Yharim proceeds to use his own lasers on Bills duplicates and disintegrating them, Bill moves to strike Yharim physically but is dodged and has his arm cut off, from which Bill tries to transmutate the surroundings to attack the Tyrant but Yharim simply creates a shockwave to destroy what bill transmutated
Bill: ARGH! JUST DIE ALREADY!
Yharim: that would benifit the universe woulnt it? unfortunatly that is a pipe dream, it is time to remove you from this equation
Bill: hehehe... you are in MY world it has MY rules and bends to MY will alone, here I am in control!
Bill then proceeds to twist the laws of physics, time, and space to send a slash that cuts of Yharims arm, and attempts to do it again but Yharim is suddenly gone
Bill: HA! you were in MY WORLD! i am the ultimate god! you were just a small bump! wait... what is happening?
The sky darkened and so did the area, the sky and the world became Crimson mixed with gold with lighting with two blue lights appearing
Yharim: I am the solution. The ridder of the universe's corruption. I am the Catalyst. The one who shall reform the universe. It is my task and goal to recreate this miserable world that is reality, to rebuild it into a perfect world. One that knows not wealth, nor poverty, pain, nor suffering. A world that sees me as their one and only God.
The sky went blue and the lighting returned to normal and beams of energy and elements blasted bill constantly, who was trying to stop the attacks with his forcefields to no avail and then was bending the laws of the universe to try and destroy Yharim, who eventually destroyed bills physical body and then began to slowly destroy bills soul, keeping him in place with seals that Bill didnt even know were there
Bill: NO! how is it possible! your supposed to be dead! I AM THE GOD HERE! I WILL RETURN AND EVERYTHING WILL DIE!
Yharim: your chances of returning are over, now fall like the rest who would dare to oppose me.
DaReaperMan: K.O!
With that, Yharim completly destroyed bills soul and ended Wierdmageddon, with the world now his and the universe was soon to follow, and only things that remained of bill were hollow memories due to his essance being absorbed when something tried to bring him back, and the world was remade.
Results[]
Boomstick: god damn that was awesome, but how did Bill lose that?
Wiz: Trying to find both of these fighters full power was difficult to say the least, but Yharim held a solid and sometimes catastrophic advantage in nearly every catagory/
Boomstick: Bill had so many powers, and was killed by destroying someones mind with Bill in it!
Wiz: While there is evidence to support that, nobody in Gravity Falls was even close to Bill in power, these were normal humans trying to beat this guy and that was the only way they could, unfortunatly Yharim can even beat Bill that way as well, as all Yharim really needed was to seal Bill into a human mind and then destroy their mind with a curse.
Boomstick: damn, and Yharim resisted basically anything Bill could do to him right?
Wiz: That right, and Yharim held a good advantage in basically every category except for intelligence, range, and stamina, we dont know how strong Bill is physically or how fast he is, and his best feats of speed put him far below Yharim, even assuming Bill is over the speed of light Yharim is far faster then that, and could easily take advantage of Bills cockiness, and the only thing Yharim might have a hard time with is that Bill Cipher was likely a bit more powerful, but power was not the deciding factor of this fight,.
Boomstick: i guess you could say that this ended in a-
DaReaperMan: Tyrant-K-O!
Boomstick: oh you sonuva!
Wiz: the winner is Jungle Tyrant Yharim.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Jungle Tyrant Yharim: Winner
+ Was FAR faster
+ was a better fighter
+ resisted anything bill could really do to him
+ can take advantage of Bills aroogance and cockyness
+ was far physically stronger
- Was likely less powerful and durable
- had far less abilities
Bill Cipher: Loser
+ Was likely more powerful and durable
+ had far more abilities to use
- was far slower
- was a worse fighter
- most of his powers were resisted
- was physically far weaker
- was extremely cocky and arrogant
Next Time[]
"A vision of a glorious future, in which man is not encumbered by the desire for truth, peace, or justice. A future where you no longer must obey others, where you must no longer bow down to those who deem themselves your superiors, a world in which you can finally say "No more."
"From this moment on, none of you are safe."